Adam Devine: Medium Dick Energy (REVISIT)

0:00Hey, Daddy Gang. Since I'm off this week, I wanted to entertain you in the right way. Adam Devine. We are going to revisit this episode. Let me give you guys a little reminder of the adam divine episode if you haven't watched it go watch it If you did watch it, you need to watch it again because it's fucking hilarious When I had adam divine walk into the dad pad studio. I remember Maybe 30 seconds before he pulled up. I was like wait People always confuse him and adam levine the maroon five man Let's make a fucking funny bit and so adam was down We go upstairs to the call her daddy studio and you guys are gonna watch it I basically pretend that I'm sitting down with Adam Levine while all of the drama of the cheating scandal was happening and the internet Absolutely erupted.

0:43Some people were like you're a fucking cunt you little shit. This isn't funny Other people thought it was funny, you know, you know humor is subjective You know guys like some people thought I was a fucking dick. Some people thought it was fun We had a good time Adam is amazing and this episode had me fucking dying laughing so We're off to see the wizard But you are off to watch the Adam Devine episode. Have fun and we'll be back next week. Love you. Are you okay? Scene.

1:25And the Oscar goes too. Goodbye. I have to tell you, I was a huge Maroon 5 fan, and I'm glad that you agreed to sit down with me today and discuss the scandal surrounding the infidelity in your marriage. How many times did you cheat with women that you met on Instagram? Zero times. It's Adam Devine, not Adam Levine, thank fucking God. Thank fucking God.

2:01What is up, Daddy Gang? It is your founding father, Alex Cooper, with Call Her Daddy. Are you taller than me? What's going on? No, no, no. Your legs are longer than mine. This is the thing on Instagram. Everyone thinks that I'm like six feet, and then they meet me in person, and they're like, why are you so short? And I'm like, first of all, fuck off. Yeah, I mean, you're appropriately size. Thank you. You're a great size. but I'm like why that's the first thing people say to me but then look at where your foot is dangling right now I have long legs yeah and see look at my little no you're taller than me but my legs are long yes true that's fair to say right I've got a weird shaped like my torso is the exact same length as my legs but can you do this like that's not that's not even like flexibility that's just yeah yeah but see how that was kind of call her daddy yeah that was wait that's great that's a good trick i'm gonna start asking people also you did that very yeah it's like two it's do you do that often it's on my whole career is based on me doing that they're like you're a physical comedian i'm like no my body is shaped weird it's funny you look at me and you laugh because you're like that's off what's going on it's like a human cartoon i think you look great today thank you i wear my fancy jacket it looks really nice I asked my wife I'm like I'm like should I like like dress nice and she's uh she's like no you could be casual and then I like wore what I was wearing and she was like maybe no wear something else I was in sweat put a jacket on no I think you look great I love your watch the whole thing's going great thanks thanks okay so we're gonna we're gonna get into it okay okay here we go I'm gonna just do this little intro that the world needs okay Adam welcome to call her daddy okay oh I thought we were doing the Adam Levine bit no but I thought for a second you're gonna say thank you I don't know why and that that little like was like so creepy with the straw okay I'm gonna start over here we go Adam welcome to call her daddy thank you I just have to tell you that I was a huge Maroon 5 fan and I'm really glad that you decided to sit down with me today and talk about the scandal surrounding the infidelity in your marriage how many times did you cheat on your wife with women that you met on instagram zero times it's adam divine not adam levine thank fucking god thank fucking god adam welcome to call her daddy thank you one fucking letter one letter it's so close I actually I met Adam Levine once at a party and yeah I'm cool like that and uh it it was a whole Halloween party I was dressed as a wizard so it wasn't me being cool at all I'm like I'm like a wizard with like a wizard staff of like beer cans taped together you know and uh I go up to him I was all excited and was like Adam Levine I'm Adam divine he's like yeah no i know and uh i'm like i get adam levine all the time on twitter where people are like at me adam divine but then say is so hot shirtless singing on like i just went to his concert and i'm like it happens to me all the time i'm sure you get me sometimes too on twitter right and he goes literally never literally never i'm like okay never not even one time he's like so he is a fucking dick um no I love that sort of habit like but also invite me back to the Halloween party right you're like I will come back as a wizard um do you think actually people thought that it was you in that situation people did like it wasn't that's I like post it I would never I I'm not big into like inserting myself into someone else's drama I'm like this guy is already going through it yeah and so I was like steering clear uh and then like like news organizations I forget what it was it was like the Baltimore like their local news their headline was Adam Devine cheats on pregnant wife and said Adam Devine and then I was getting so many people that were just DMing me being how fucking dare you and then you look at their page and I'm like this person does not follow me they have no they are not workaholic fans they have not seen my movies like they truly were a maroon 5 fan and now hate me on accident like somehow clicked the wrong thing and so it happened i was getting legitimately hundreds of dms and did your wife at all be like give me your fucking phone just let me check let me just check this out the name is too close like it could be you too dude that's so fucking crazy because i remember when you posted the instagram and the caption and it was just brilliant of you to just be like hey just so you know like we're good over here my wife and i are happy i'm not cheating yeah i guess i am a comedic genius yeah you're pretty good you're not bad i probably shouldn't have given you a straw yeah but too much too much work i'm doing over there

7:37I am really happy that you're here. I think that you are extremely funny. I think you're very unique in Hollywood. Your humor is amazing. And I'm very happy you're here and not Adam Levine. Thanks, Alex. You grew up in Nebraska. I did. I've never been to Nebraska. Most people have it. Okay. What is a stereotype that people in Nebraska have that you think you defy? I feel like Nebraska is like, it's such like a flyover state. Like I feel like if you're not from there, you just haven't been there. So there's like no stereotypes. People are just like, Nebraska. Huh. Wow. I've never. Really? so there's no stereotype so I feel like when they meet me they're like that's what you look like yeah well I mean I feel like I look like I'm from Nebraska I'm like you're like yeah this guy eats steak he eats corn a lot you could tell he he isn't off the carbs he's full carbo loading with baked potatoes on the rag right like a white guy from Nebraska yeah they're like he puts real butter on his potatoes you know what that's a really great way to explain it because i wasn't i'm i think i as i was thinking about this question that's exactly what i was wanting you to tell me something that i didn't know about nebraska because i'm like i don't know much yeah we're just a we're a sturdy people heart you know salt of the earth i think they say okay yeah i don't know what that phrase means but i love it though we're gonna go with it do you think that there's like an accent happening there that we don't know about like a Nebraska accent uh no people in Nebraska think that our accent is like flat but when I moved to California for the first time I was on some like head shop on Hollywood Boulevard being like you can just buy pipes what this is crazy and uh and the guy behind the counter was like where are you from so I think I must have had an accent I don't think I have much of one anymore what do you think I can hear like a tiny twang but what I I am from a little twang like a little like it's not southern it's not yeah it's something it's unique yeah a little little salt and pepper exactly the salt and pepper meat and potatoes vibe that's right I'm from Philadelphia outside of it though and I'm just so happy that I don't have the Philly accent do you know the Philly accent it's atrocious yeah so I'm glad you don't have it no I don't know I don't know if I could do a Philly accent but I will say that Philly I've had a great I've done awesome shows there and I've had a great times there but it was one of the few places Boston's kind of like this too where people just like want to fight you like it was like right when Workaholics just came out so we were like newly famous or whatever and we like went there on some sort of tour and this guy we're like Gino's or Pat's cheesesteaks like what we're gonna try both and we're eating there and some guy was like fuck you you think you're cool huh oh fucking mr.

10:48Hollywood and I'm like I'm gonna have to fight a man you're like I just wanted a cheese yeah I'm like I'm not like a confrontational guy so I'm like I gotta put up my dukes I'm like do I call them dukes I don't know I'm going to get my ass kicked by this guy. You're so accurate. Number one, let me just proclaim this so that no one in Philly hates me now and comes for me. I've had a great time there. Love. Aggressive, aggressive people. The fans are so aggressive. I grew up and my dad worked for the Philadelphia Flyers. Oh, cool. And so I would always go to these hockey games. And after every game or in the middle of the games, I would always be asking my parents, like, why is everyone so angry?

11:30Like, we're even winning. Like, why are we angry? Now they're losing all the time. And it's like, no, they're really angry. But it's such an aggressive mentality. And it's a little scary. But what's scarier is, yes, the accent. Like, do you know what we call water? Like water. Wooder. Wooder. With a D? I'm going home to drink some water. You're going home to drink some water. Going home to drink some water. Go Eagles. Yeah, I think in Omaha, we don't say water. We say water. It's not great. We do say, like, mom. Oh. Like mom, dad, mom. So it's like a mouth opening. Yeah. It's like a, like vowels just like fall out of your mouth.

12:13Like, okay. But at least you're enunciating. You know what I mean? Like that's a little bit better. So Philly love you all shout out. But if you say water, it's fucking water. Yeah. One thing I love about you is that you do seem like you are entirely like open about just putting yourself out there. Like you don't give a shit what people think. So can you give us some advice for someone that's listening that's like introverted, shy, a little insecure? Like how do you get to a place where you're like, I don't give a fuck what people think about me. I'm just going to do what I do. I tell, I'm always giving advice.

12:47No, but I feel like it just nothing matters. Oh. It just doesn't matter. Like it doesn't. I would say 99.5 % of the time, it just doesn't matter. Like what that person thinks of you. They're not thinking about what you just said. Like they, well, you, my wife does this all the time where she'll say something. And then like, I, she's like tossing and turning and she can't sleep. And I'm like, what's going on over there? I'm like, are you okay? Are you having like night convulsions? And she's like, no, I said this thing that I shouldn't have said. And then I'm like, what and then she'll tell me and I'm like oh they don't they're not thinking about that even a little bit like they no one thinks about anyone else we're only thinking about ourselves all the time so fucking true yeah listen I love men I love women I love everyone but women do have a tendency a little bit more to like overanalyze which I think can be a superpower at times they're smarter we're smarter we're more tuned in we should run the world however it can be a deficit when we're up at night my boyfriend does the same thing he's like your legs are now like twitching like just tell me what happened I don't know what to do with my legs you're literally like um no it's just a comfortable speaking of can I tell you something my wife is gonna watch this podcast and be tossing and turning and be like and I'm like what's wrong she's like your legs what were you saying with those legs what my legs let me just clarify so you feel better this chair these chairs are 87 inches deep there's a full-on grown man laying down level deep they have caused such issues and i this is the issue i think that all the fans watching fucking love them they i always get where'd you get the chairs where'd you get the chairs i want the chairs when you're in person when you're in person you can't and imagine a woman in a skirt and heels oh yeah that's the moment where i say i'm sorry yes you you're gonna figure it out you got your pants on yeah i am wearing pants this is good i've been a nude in a film before so i i'm perfectly okay i just want you to know if you squirm around no one's judging you because this is this is we're moving chairs we're moving houses actually but we're also leaving these chairs behind all right i'll take them okay oh okay okay great um let's talk about workaholics okay To anyone that hasn't watched it, You Live Under a Rock, it's about three dudes in their 20s that live together and work together.

15:25That's right. How did you meet your co-stars and who came up with the premise of the show? Well, I met Blake and Kyle, who played Carl, our drug dealer on the show, who ended up directing most of our episodes. We met in improv class at Community College at Orange Coast College in Costa Mesa, California. That's dope. Yeah, and it was like day one of improv class, and at the time, Blake, he has this like long, cool dude hair, and he had this like tiny little fro, and in high school they called him Afrofetus, because he was so skinny with this tiny little Afro, and he really has blossomed as he's gotten older, because he's like considered like hot boy now, but he was homely as fuck back then.

16:11I'm looking at you Blake and I just thought he was so funny so afterwards it was weird because it was like I was sort of like hitting on my friend you know where like I remember like my other buddy was like what's going on over there because I came up to him a little nervous I was like hey what's up if you'd be down for it it'd be cool if perhaps me and you could get together and write some comedy bits together and Blake's like yeah I think that'd be cool man you know and uh and then I moved up to California up to LA from Orange County about a year later and met Anders at the Second City which is a improv school I can imagine being in an improv class there's some characters in there like did you do you think you thrived in improv class or did you keep to yourself a little bit there I kept to myself a little bit I mean like because I would say they're like improv classes are weird have you ever taken one I kind of did in college but that wasn't even a fucking thing yeah so like I took a lot especially when I was like like 18 19 and there's always like a businessman who's just like the funny guy in the office and then there's like 12 true lunatics who are just like the psychotic aunt who's just like they say i'm funny and you're like oh my god lady and then there's uh like maybe two normal people who you'll end up seeing later on in life like i i know like uh like eric andre was in an improv class of mine back in the day and then all the workaholics guys and jillian bell who was on workaholics I knew from improv classes and stuff so you can find little diamonds in the rough there's on the periphery you're like I want to stay away from that person that person's insane yeah there's always like a few people that you can tell aren't lunatics who are actually trying to figure out how to make this into a profession so you come up with the show and it's fucking hilarious is there ever a point I'm thinking of like you guys then are friends and you're filming as friends was there ever a point in like a joke or a scare or something happening where you guys took it too far and like you couldn't air it no there was never like we couldn't air it comedy central especially back then was like really uh really cool and open and down i feel like we might not be able to get away with everything because things are a little touchier now like we did one bit where Carl the drug dealer was sick of his penis and he wanted to remove it because it gets him in all the trouble in his life and they were really worried about us being like transphobic or something and we're like well it's not about that he just doesn't want to have his penis and that was like a real battle that we had for a while but we ended up winning and the show was very funny We did another episode where we go to our neighbor's house and they're having a pride party and we think it's pride fighting, like UFC, like pride fighting.

19:26But they're a group of gay men having a pride party and we go there and then we get blackout drunk and we pass out and we wake up in their bed and I wake up and I think I have jizz on my face. and I'm like oh my god I think we fucked each other and then the two gay guys were like you guys were really you guys were going at each other you guys were fucking each other a lot last night and so we go through that entire episode and we like are reeling with this and then at the end of the day we're like I'm glad if I were to fuck a man it was you and we're together and we're like and we're together and then we go back to him and we're like wearing rainbow shirts now and we're like we're out and we're proud we fuck each other now and the Like I was like, oh, we were kidding with you.

20:09It was toothpaste. We put it on your face. And we're like, was it? I wonder why my jizz was minty fresh. And then we were like, that's pushing the envelope, you know. But we like were up for a GLAAD award. They like loved the episode. With like the bro culture in the show, I personally find it very funny of how you guys like take it right to the edge in moments. And I do think that's hard to do though. The hardest part was like it's sort of based on our actual personalities, like our characters. and then it's just taken to 12, you know? So every once in a while, it'd be like, Durs is pitching a joke and you're like, well, Adam is a fucking idiot and also like egotistical, but also kind of a bitch.

20:51So I think he would say, and I'm like, yeah, well, Anders has a stick up his ass and he thinks he's better than everyone else. And the character though, the character. Did you guys get in a lot of fights or no? No, not really. I mean, we're kind of, we're brothers, I feel. So like we get in fights, but at the end of the day, you're like, all right, should we go get milkshakes or whatever? Whatever fat kid thing we're about to go do. Yes. You basically booked Pitch Perfect around the time that you were filming Workaholics, right? That's right. Yeah. What was the audition process like for Pitch Perfect?

21:30Where were you at in your life? Like, how did it all come to be? I was shooting the second season of Workholics. And, like, Workholics had just come out. And, like, it kind of clicked right away when it came out. And I was like, I don't want to do an acapella. Well, at first I didn't know. And I thought it was a baseball movie. They sent me the sides and it's pitch perfect. And I was like, you know, I don't have time to go audition right now. Like, I'm doing my show. And it was really precious about Workholics. And they're like, just go. The producers like you. Just go. So I went on my lunch break from Workaholics and like went down and auditioned.

22:07And I thought it was a baseball movie. And I see all these hot ass dudes singing. And I'm like, you're not going to get the baseball movie singing, fucking pussy. And then I go in and it turns out it's not a baseball movie at all. And I had to, then I'm quickly learning the sides. And I'm like, oh shit, this isn't baseball at all. And I go in and I do the audition. And they asked me what song I prepared. and I didn't prepare a song so I'm like I didn't prepare a song take it or leave it and they're like leave it well you you have to sing it's a singing movie and I'm like and so I sing whatever pops into your head and the first song swear to god that popped into my head was uh whatever happened to predictability the milkman the paper boy the evening tv which is the full house theme song and they're like well they loved it and and I left and my agent calls was like what do you think and I'm like I don't know I morphed into like an 80 year old jazz singer like I don't think I'm gonna get the I'm not because we have to sing like Rihanna and shit I'm like I didn't prove that I can sing and then like oh well I'll get them next time and then I got it the fact that in a moment of like kind of crisis the first thing that popped to your fucking head was full house go yeah it was just like they're just like sinks to whatever popped into your head and i'm like i will say though that was like very accurate yeah i do a good i do a lot of yeah yeah whoever that man is wow okay so that's also great that you thought it was a baseball movie i did yeah We're learning that I don't really read my emails.

23:49Yeah. I sort of just read the headline and go, got it. I think it goes to my sort of mantra of nothing matters and it's fine. Yeah. Everyone that's going to get a job, don't prepare. Just like go wing it. I've never prepared a day in my life. And look where the fuck you are, Adam. And I'm wearing a suede jacket. it you know what's fucking crazy though it's like did you it looks great yeah i think it's weird did you know that you were passionate about singing and acapella before pitch perfect i'm not i'm not passionate about singing or acapella i uh no i'm like i still don't consider myself a singer i'm just like good at it like i can just do it got it so like i don't you know some people like are just like can just like they're just naturally a good dancer they like I can just sing which by the way was so funny I've always known I could sing I've had like choir teachers in high school be like you should join the swing choir and I'm like I want girls to like me uh I'm like no thank you and uh I called my dad when I booked Pitch Perfect I'm like dad I booked this It's like studio movie.

25:08Universal's making it. And he's like, oh my God. Yeah, man. Nice. So what is it? And I go, it's called Pitch Perfect. He's like, baseball movie. Cool. And I'm like, not a baseball movie. It is, it's a singing acapella movie. And he goes, but you can't sing worth shit. And I go, yeah, I can sing. I'm a good, I'm a pretty good singer. And he goes, bullshit. And I'm like, all right, well, I'm doing this movie. And he goes, I'd find a way to get out of that one. And I'm like, I'm doing it. I'm gonna do it Okay note to self Never listen to dad And it's also very interesting That you knew That you were good at singing But you're not like You're not like singing Around the house to your wife No Okay but what would be Your go to karaoke song Full house still I don't like karaoke really Really Because I'm like What I do for work Is perform So then When I'm not working I don't wanna then go work Okay That to me is what that is Now sometimes Like it'll be like 3 a.m.

26:06and we're at someone's house and they bust out a karaoke machine i'll get up there and try to sing don't stop believing or some bullshit but like i'm not gonna just you're not gonna do it yeah but you are here to perform today i'm walter this is work okay great paying me and what what the fuck there's more in there there is okay there's more in there just keep pouring okay so last month because i was gonna say this and you know what you can deny me but i'm just gonna say it anyways last month or two months ago we had John Mayer on and he did kind of like a Christmas song right giving us a little Christmas cheer so I was wondering if you would be interested in auditioning for the call her daddy fourth of July song episode all right here we go okay Silence.

26:53Quiet. Quiet on set. Proud to be an American because at least I know I'm free. Won't you want to stand up next to you in red, white, and blue? Grilling burgers on the grill. A bush light for me and you. which essentially is americana yeah monster trucks golden retrievers lifted trucks a lot of trucks a lot of trucks should have stopped earlier that was fucking phenomenal you got the job i think i was the only one to audition for it

27:57I'm gonna go through a list of some like random topics that are happening in the world right now okay and I want your take on them okay yes okay number one telling your friend that you don't like their partner I don't do it okay yeah don't just don't do it you might lose your friend forever but uh what they're gonna do is i've done this before where they like left their partner and you're like thank god she sucked dude and then they get back together and then they get married and you're like i was kidding dude i'm a comedian what never invited over to What do you think about BDE? I have MDE.

28:52Medium dick energy. A big dick? Too much. That seems too much. It's a little too much to handle. It's a lot on the plate. You have to schedule it. You've got to think about it. I feel like I'm working with my MDE, so that's what I'm really pushing. I'm selling it. I'm like a telemarketer. I think that's the title of this episode. Adam Devine. MDE. MDE. Yeah. I think it's great. Okay, what do you think about Roadhead? Not done enough in my life. It's not done enough. You would like that? I mean, no. The older I get, the more I'm like, it's, and then like, where are we cleaning up? Like, and then.

29:33It's more for the thrill of it. Yeah. Like, as I've gotten older, it's less appealing. But every once in a great while. It could be a fun thrill. Spice it up. Yeah. What's your take on Pete Davidson? I love Pete. I know Pete. Okay. I had him on Adam Devine's House Party, which was a stand-up show I did for Comedy Central. And we had him season one. He was 19. And I'm like, this kid must have a huge cock. Just something about him. He's wiry. Those long wiry guys sometimes got a big old wang. and then that was kind of the whole topic of conversation on set like we're all staring at this young boy gauging the size of his johnson how do you feel about talking to your uber drivers it's a slippery slope i've had a uber driver who realized who i was and drove me to their house because it was on the way to my house.

30:37I'm not really knowing where we're going because I'm in a new city. It was a house that I rented. So I'm like kind of zoning out in the back and we pull up and her family comes out. And I'm like, where are we? I look up from my phone and she's just like, you don't mind, do you? And I'm like, you can't say yes because you're stuck there at their house now. So you're like, no. So then I get out of the car, a photo op, one of their neighbors comes over I take photos with them and their family and then I get back in the car and she takes me to my house now and then when we pull up she goes hmm so this is where you live so it could really turn sideways on you yeah were you terrified to sleep that night it was weird because her husband was like he was giving like meth head energy he was like yeah man oh yeah And so I'm like, that's a lot.

31:34I don't know. A little too much. Yeah. I was like covering up my watch. I'm like, no. She's like, sure. It's a nice house you're renting. Do you keep any valuables in there? No, no valuables here. You're like, I'm only here for actually a couple hours. I'm moving locations. Yeah, I'm actually moving houses to a small studio apartment. Holy. That's a fucking weird one. Yeah. Okay. What do you think about the band Maroon 5? fuck you Adam Levine but you have to at least admit that one song slaps of like she will be loved no no keep going no no you're good this is good she will be loved it's a banger yeah that one is that theirs yeah then yeah I mean the guy's really talented at many things how do you feel about sex on the first date it must a must you have to do it right yeah it's like it's like opening the door for someone you're like you have to see like are they polite are they good in bed you have to check it out yeah that i really appreciate that take that's that's a unique one i don't know if we've ever had someone say that on call her daddy before i'm here for for first i can already see the headline yeah adam divine says sex on the first date is a must it's like opening the door yeah rape question mark is he it gets really good spinned out of control what the f Adam what did you say my publicist just calls me shaking I don't know I love that you showed up alone here yeah what what am I gonna do yeah show up with well you know what I worked at the uh improv comedy club when I was like 20 to like 22 yeah and uh all the coolest guys showed up alone the like really famous guys and they'd show up with like a gang of people they were less cool but like chris rock who's one of the most famous comedians would show up just by himself and i was like that's that's how i someday i'll be like that okay this is call her daddy adam so we have to talk about your dating we have to call our fathers okay okay once you moved to los angeles how was the dating scene here for you before you got famous i didn't well i really i started doing stand-up and comedy when i was 18 and i'm convinced i wouldn't have ever gotten a date or laid or anything if it wasn't for comedy just because i'm not i i never was like the type of guy to be up and like lick my lips and do a squinty eye thing and like do this a lot which like all my guy friends who are really good at being like yo what's up what you guys doing over here like that are like morphing to that person they were it was working for them I can do an impression of me doing that but then but then it's like as soon as I have to talk to them normally they're like there's a different guy in there that's not the cool squinty licking lips guy right we're right that was actually a great impression thanks I think it was better than I've ever seen the actual originals oh yeah but have you seen those tiktok kids with the swoop when they go like how do you feel about boys dancing I don't know and then the swoop of the hair how do you feel it's weird it's like a totally different thing because like that wouldn't have like maybe times are better or definitely times are weirder like because when I was in high school that wouldn't have flown even a little bit like you had to keep you couldn't be doing that shirtless with a group of friends and posting it somewhere and not getting like major backlash from that so like kind of cool that kids are so comfortable being like super cringy and weird on the internet that it's but for sure they're going to look back at that in like four years and be like oh Jesus Christ I'm trying to like get a job now and they're like future employer looks and they're like oh you were the squinty eyed licking lip elbows out doing weird dance TikTok dance kid you're hired you're a genius my god you're plugged in I agree with you I don't think that I think I would have found that like so unattractive if a guy at my school was doing that yeah but but you're not 16 now so maybe If you were 16 now, you'd be like, oh, my God, Caleb and Skylar and Chanston.

36:16Chanston? Yep. Is that a Nebraska? No, it has to be a name of some kid now. You know someone made that poor choice and made their kid chance. And then we're like, and it's not original enough. Add a 10 to it. Chanston. Chanston. Hey, all the Chanstons listening. You know, there's like a dozen Chanstons that are listening right now. Like, oh, shit, they're talking about me. with her tiny little butthole mouse. Oh my God, what? You're talking about me on call of her daddy. What the fuck is this? You've seen those TikTok dances, right? Where they're like... Is that the move? Yeah. Are you on TikTok a lot?

36:56No, I only see... Well, by the way, I feel like I'm not on it enough for the algorithm to know me. So I've been on it like two or three times and every time I'm like, yeah. it's too much um but i want to because my instagram algorithm is embarrassing what is it it's just like my wife is like jesus christ when she sees my like page it's just like swollen beefcake dudes what just from like working out tips so like i look at so like this is like i steal workouts from like these beefy hunky dudes right uh because i'm like oh It would be kind of cool to look sort of like that. You're the dream, though, Adam, because most girls are like taking the guy's phone and be like, there's like hot girls with bikinis.

37:43Your wife is like, Adam, again, like you're looking at this guy and he's like so buff. Yeah, but then she has like nightmares that I'm like secretly a gay man. So like there is a downside to me looking at oiled up men on Instagram. Right, like it could be slightly questionable. Yeah, yeah. But then you have the MDE. So she's like actually. Yes. Yeah. She's fine.

38:22Your wife is stunning. How did you guys meet? And how did you ask her out? We met on a plane. We met on an airplane. We sat next to each other. The only way I can meet a beautiful woman like my wife would be she has to sit next to me for four hours. That's good. Yeah. And I didn't have to lick my lips even once. No, we were flying to New Orleans. And like we've stated earlier, I don't read emails. So I didn't know that we were in the same movie. And so we were sitting next to each other. She recognizes me. I don't know her I just think she's a beautiful woman sitting next to me I have a girlfriend at the time I'm actively not trying to talk to this girl I'm like so she keeps chatting on me and I'm like God am I hot as shit today like what is happening like why is she all into me and I'm like oh god man and so I play fruit ninja on my iPad for four hours straight my hands hurt from just swiping doing combos with fruit.

39:32And she was like, oh, this guy. And then we landed. And then I see the guy with the sign with your name on it, the driver at baggage claim. And she has one too. And then my friend, Nina Dobrev, who's also in the movie, who I know her, and she had a sign. And I'm like, oh, we're all in this movie together? And Chloe Bridges, my wife, was like, yeah. What did you think? And I'm like, I'm so sorry. I had no idea. And I felt embarrassed. I'm like, let's all just ride in the same car together and get to know each other going to Baton Rouge. Because we were shooting in Baton Rouge. And it's like a 45-minute drive from New Orleans.

40:09And we go. And Chloe's from New Orleans. And she goes, let's get drive-through daiquiris, which is a thing there. Oh, my God. I need to go there. Yeah, it's the best. And we went through. And, like, Nina, to her credit, was, like, playing it cool. was like i'll take a couple little sample sizes see see what i like you know and so she has like a few little ones that she's sipping and then chloe goes i'll take the 38 ounce party starter and i'm like i'm like i love this girl uh yeah we and so then when did you break up with that past girlfriend a few weeks later and then and then we started to date but i hadn't been single in like years so then I like was single for a while and felt like I had to be single and then after like however many months six months or something Chloe was like you either have to call me your girlfriend or we have to stop doing this and I'm like okay and you're my girlfriend okay you're like I knew when you got that drink in the car it was over for me I got the party starter what a legend yeah when you guys moved in together did you have to kick any like gross habits that you had there was some weird conversations because I was given a lot of stuff from workaholics like that people just send I'm sure you get stuff sent to you all the time right and so like weird stuff so like uh fleshlight the like the it's like molded after like porn stars vaginas or or whatever sent me 25 of them so I didn't know what to do with them so for a while I was like giving them away as like kind of gag gifts, but then I like gave like two or three away And then like I was like I don't want to be known as the fleshlight guy who just has like a treasure trove of these So then I just stuck it in a closet, but like they're all insane fleshlights.

42:04They're like alien fleshlights And like yeah, like alien vaginas and like What does that look like? And like monster pussies and like the weirdest things so I I, I, it's in my closet and I came home one day and she was like kind of being weird. And I'm like, what's up? And she's like, uh, I, I, I think I have to talk to you. I'm like, wait, what's going on? And she's like, what's, do you have like a thing for aliens? And I'm like, what? And she's like, do you like, are, are you in a monsters? And I'm like, what are you talking? You're weird to me out right now. And then she pulled out like 15 alien pussies.

42:41And I'm like, I can see how this looks weird. she's like this is what i'm talking this is what i'm talking about and then she's like well let's let's throw them away and i'm like we should keep two for not for use they could keep them in the box but like they are hilarious right just in case just in case you need to bust it out of a party or you meet someone who you're like this would be the funniest gift for them i agree so you kept them too we kept an alien and a monster did you ever give them away we still they still have them i should have brought them here we're gonna transition from your real real wife to your work wife rebel wilson yep she's coming here on monday oh really yeah it's gonna be very fun you guys have such a good dynamic like i was watching this morning the scene where you're like maybe we should like make out and she's like yeah sometimes i think about doing heroin and then i'm like yeah better not like or whatever yeah and it's like you guys have a great dynamic did you guys ever get to like ad lib in that movie at all together that most of i mean k canon wrote like an amazing script so i'm not taking anything away but all of my lines were no uh but i rewrote the whole thing no uh we improv quite a bit and actually like our uh love connection like me and rebels love connect we improv that and so then as we were shooting they're like that's kind of funny get put them together and uh and then it ended up being like a bigger bigger story so fucking good okay so my idea was this rebels coming on and I'm gonna have her do the same thing I want you if you can to impersonate rebel and then I'm gonna have her impersonate you oh that's so hard is it so hard because have you ever tried to do an Australian accent fuck no I don't do impersonation it's so hard to do is it too hard i mean it might be i feel like she's just gonna be like i'm adam just with like weird energy just bouncing all over the place uh yeah no i mean no

44:54adam no oh no i feel like that's the only word i could say in australian speak they They say like no with an R. Okay, I got it. Okay. Hello. It's sort of British. Hello. It's me, Rebel Wilson. I'm the lead singer of the Beatles. I can't do it, Alex. I can't do it. No, it's so good. It's so good. It's so good. I literally, I was trying to do it earlier and I was like, that's why she's iconic. I can't do it. Hello. I'm Rebel Wilson. I'm the I play bass in Oasis and she's Australian she's not even from England but I don't know I think you're fully doing an English accent because I can't do Australian it's fine it's fine it's fine I cannot thank you for coming on enough let me ask you what are you doing next because I know you obviously have your podcast but like are you doing any new films this is important check it out our podcast that I do with the Workaholics guys it's super fun uh yeah i'm doing i'm doing a season two of bumper in berlin the spinoff series that uh that i'm doing for peacock that's a spinoff of my character from pitch perfect great and season one is super fun it's on peacock now and then we're doing a second season um with a jamila jamil and sarah highland uh who was my um co-star in modern family and then uh flula borg who's super funny and then uh i was gonna do a workaholics movie but then paramount plus pulled the plug so i saw that that really fucking set and it's okay and legally i can't talk shit right right you just look at the camera and start sobbing legally jesus christ adam thank you so much for coming on call her daddy thanks that was very fun thank you i thought so too thank you thanks

46:57Thank you.