Alix Earle: Secrets, Sex & Scandals (FBF)

30:19Okay, but also don't you feel like when you have acne like you come up with the most innovative ways to cover that shit? If no one's going to see this, I will take this to the grave. You just learn how to do it. It's more of like out of survival rather than like. You know what I used to do. Tell me. Which is disgusting. No, tell me. But like when I would like talk to a guy or get with a guy or whatever and I'm staying over, I would sleep in my makeup. And if my skin was having a point like at my like very, very bad points, my acne, I would bring my foundation and concealer in my purse. before he gets up in the morning, I'm sprinting to the bathroom and I'm like applying more foundation.

30:55And he's like probably like waking up like, why is this girl like bright orange right now? Cause I was like, he will not see these pimples on my face. Isn't it crazy too? Because you think like, Oh my God, he won't notice me while we just look orange. I did the same thing. But if, did you ever do this? Because you knew that your like breakouts would get so much worse. I used to go in and I would take a makeup wipe and right when I knew he was asleep, mid-sleep I would go and take it off and then I would make sure to wake myself up before he wasn't that responsible you're like no I just I just triple caked it taking it on and you know then it's embarrassing too when his sheets are like orange you're like the pillow I sleep on I'm flipping it over I'm like that was not me that was not from me I'm not sleeping in my makeup and you just leave and you're like you will never see me again um okay speaking of boys Alex Earl are you currently single yes oh I love how fast you just said that were you an NFL man ever exclusive we weren't but I don't know it's been weird starting to talk to someone while kind of having like a following I guess um just because people would see us out together.

32:12So naturally they're like, oh, they're dating. But I'm like, we've been hanging out for two weeks and you're catching us on our first date and everyone's like, they need to be dating or whatever. She's lying to us. So it's been kind of weird in that sense. Just cause like keeping things private is hard. If you want to like go out and. Right. You want to like live a normal life. You want to go get sushi. You want him to like take you out, but you're also like, wait, everyone thinks we've been fully dating. This is our first date. Did you ever want to be exclusive no um absolutely not listen I just have I don't know we started talking at like a very weird point in my life I was finishing college so obviously like my friends and going to college parties like that came first and then we had graduation and then I was kind of traveling for the summer so like as much as we were hanging out like it never felt like the right time to start a relationship would you say that you're more of like a relationship girl or more of like a dating girl so this is my problem okay and I don't know like what is wrong with me but I say I'm not a relationship girl but I'm always kind of in a relationship situation just because I feel like I'm not as attracted to someone if I don't know their personality and like I like to get to know them first but I also kind of like my freedom and I'm very independent so I struggle with that a lot dude I relate so much I feel like all the time in college I would feel the same like I never wanted to just hook up with a guy to hook up with a guy like I needed to make sure I liked him and then naturally I feel like people pose women so much more emotional than men and I'm like that's actually just not true we may be more outwardly emotional but when you get into a relationship guys get fucking sappy with it and so I would start hooking up with guys and I'd obviously want to get to know him better and then all of a sudden I'd be like okay now I can actually like fuck him and like him because I'm like I know his personality but then when you do that with them then they're like we're ready to date I'm like yeah that's not what that means no I just wanted to make sure I like your personality before like you go down on me yeah so yeah like yeah exactly so I relate to that and I think it's okay I just think it's annoying obviously I think I've seen a lot of things in the media about people being like oh my god like he would never date her because she's like going out and partying and I no shade to him but I think it's important sometimes to be like it's not always that the woman is waiting for the man to pick him like as I've been snooping around talking to your friends behind your back I'm hearing like you're very much so in control of these dating situations and you're just trying to like keep it chill I don't know we're having fun but there's just, there's no pressure.

34:50And I've expressed kind of my reasoning for that. And just, I actually brought it up before, cause the media was starting to scare me before he, we had never had like a dating conversation. I was just like, um, like I just really, I want to talk about this. Like I am, I'm not ready to date. He's like, okay. He's like, uh, yeah, I didn't say, did I say that to you? And I'm like, uh, no, but I'm not ready. And he's like, that's totally fine. Like he gets it right now I think that sometimes it's actually really good to just establish that even though it seems weird to word vomit that I think what you need to do is 100 % talk about this on your show because the behind the scenes details of how you a lot guys dedicated if you're not aware Alex started to kind of like see this an NFL player and let's just say she got herself stuck into a little bit of a love triangle and I'm assuming on hot mess you are going to talk about the whole thing, which I think is appropriate just because you're just going to, you got to clear your name, girl.

35:49I will give all of the details. Um, but yeah, we're going to save that for my podcast because I'll end up taking up the whole episode with that. I love it. Okay. So if you met the right person right now, would you be open to a relationship or are you really trying to stay single right now? Like that's the thing is that I just don't, I'm just not dying to be in a relationship right now like this is a very you know new time in my life yeah and I just want to be able to get to know myself before entering a relationship and I've done that before where I get into a relationship too fast or whatever and it's not even about the person but I just like right now I'm like okay with not being super like in a relationship seeing that person 24 7 like I'm having fun with my girls and I'm getting to like know this new chapter of my life.

36:44Isn't that so weird too when like you get out of college don't you have feel like this pressure where like I have to figure everything out and it's like you're still 22 years old like you have time you can date around you don't need to get into a serious relationship unless it feels like oh my god I'm so in love with this person. Are you sweating like a fucking psycho? I'm no I'm I'm you guys I have to get out of this robe. Well that's why I'm like I'm gonna need a lot of powder on my face right now because I'm like, we need to change. We need to change. I'm sorry. I am. No. It's wet. It's wet.

37:14Alex, I'm literally drenched. Okay. You said something. I saw you and me and I'm like, I'm literally drenched. Okay. We're going to be right back. Let's continue. So Alex, Earl, answer this question and just, you know, what comes to the heart? What is your type on paper? Tall, dark, and handsome. Hmm. You're not dating someone that looks like that. Because, Because, okay, that's my stereotypical type. I don't know, getting to know someone, that's when I'm really attracted to them. And I'm always attracted to a loud personality, which can also be kind of horrible. But maybe not the best guy sometimes.

37:56But someone who is loud and energetic and fun when we're going out. The guy who's quiet in the corner is just not ever been my type. You're a vibe. Like you want someone that can like match your energy. Like you don't want to feel bad when you're having a good time partying and you look over and the guy that you're fucking is like standing in the corner being like, why is she going crazy? You want him like right next to you. Yes. I think I saw a video of you with someone doing that with you. What? A guy like at a concert. I think I saw him doing that next year. Yeah. He was dancing with you. He's matching your energy.

38:24What the fuck is he doing? What? What was that Craper doing? So, okay. So you like someone loud, which can sometimes come off as like cocky. So you have to kind of balance finding that. Okay, so tall, dark, and handsome. You know you're getting roasted on the internet right now already. Oh, yeah. What is your emotional type? Okay, aside from being loud, like, what are you actually looking for from a guy? I just like a guy that can, like, get things done. Like, if we want to go to dinner, there's, like, a reservation booked. He has, like, he knows the plan. Like, he is kind of, like, taking control.

38:55I don't know. I like someone that, like, you know, behind the scenes can, like, get really down to earth and have deep conversations. because meeting you I feel like your life is a lot of like you're calling the shots you're running a lot of things in your life so it's kind of hot to have a guy that like knows what he wants and also just someone who's driven with their own career and their own aspirations and if they're good how would they do and if they're not sitting on the bench and as long as they're not warming that bench up and they're riding that bench then we're good to go. If you're on the field, we love you.

39:34If not, we're so fucked. I'm going to get roasted for that. No, it's okay. Um, okay. What is the best and worst part? I can participate in this of dating an athlete. Um, well, I think the, maybe let's start with the worst because that's what comes to mind first. I feel the worst part I feel like is that they can kind of get really insecure. Um, because a lot of what they're doing is based on how they're performing so I think it's hard kind of not to be um but you know an insecure guy can cause other issues but like what man come on Alex get in there with us I mean you know just basically taking it out on you and trying to kind of look cooler than they are because they're putting on a show um I think that all kind of comes with just being really insecure and not leading to really like a healthy relationship.

40:37Also, it depends like but I think the schedule is different for I mean, I know the schedule is different. Let's talk about the MLB versus the NFL versus the NBA. Baseball schedule just sucks. It's a motherfucker. It's crazy. It's definitely like not fun, especially if they're like traveling and leaving a lot. But maybe the best part is. say it um I think the best part is like getting to like go to the games and it's exciting and like I don't know if you're like yeah that that's my guy like whatever when he does something good that's I think pretty cool it's not like you know it's really nice because like when he comes home like is it you're like so being on that sideline it gives no I love it I think the answer is right I think my answer is similar like I feel like when they're doing good it's really good yeah I think the worst part is like their whole life is very much so focused on like no one telling them that they're doing anything wrong It's like you're doing great.

41:36So like when they're having a bad game It's like we need to I used to have to sit in silence on the couch with him as he was like Oh my god, like that was fucking awful And you're just like their fucking therapist as they cry and you're like I have a life to like we had dinner plans I also think with athletes like weirdly I never really got into the athlete thing until like later in college like before I had always hated athletes for the reasoning of they could never kind of like go out and party and get drunk because they have to be up in the morning and like they're being responsible so like for me I never found that fun in someone just when you're young you know you're going out so that's a big thing for why I didn't I also think on can't this is like fucked up to say but we'll just say it I think also on campus the athletes to me started to become on like in actual college land are not as fun because they're like on campus they're sitting in the dorms but then when you do meet professional athletes like they actually do go out a little bit more than you would anticipate yeah and they also are like living a nice lifestyle and like have nice apartments and like have things like they're kind of more a little bit more in the real world I do think the NFL schedule is great for you sweetie it's a lot better than baseball is it like 16 games in a season I don't know the answer to that yet but we're not going that far we'll figure it out this season but i agree it's a lot easier um and then the mlb schedule fucking sucks and game almost every day every day it's it's awful and they're just all crazy do you prefer the mlb or the nfl nfl okay so let's tell the story of what you told me about my ex and what i told you about your ex the first time we met okay yes so what is say it's like four months ago yeah four or five months ago okay alex and i go to a brunch together and we're like having bloody marys and we're like getting cozy talking to each other and then finally randomly like you bring up one of your exes that played in the mlb because i think i was like i feel like you would know him and i had messaged you one time on instagram being like something is fucking weird here and i need advice and i like messaged her and then i was like wait that's so embarrassing.

43:42Like, why would she answer me ever? So I like unsend it, but I was like, they might know each other. And then we met and I brought it up just because whatever. And you were like, I do. I do. Okay. So I remember this is where I was like, wow, his type hasn't changed. And like, he's really just still getting after that game. When I was in college, I remember he messaged like me and like any girl in Boston that had blonde hair, like he would message. and oh he messaged everyone he's in there he's really active he's determined so I tell Alex I'm like oh my god so I remember your ex messaged me so often and like not to be a dick and this is like me being the most surface level human being but when you're in college you're just looking for like the best time and like who can give you a good time so like if you're not on the actual MLB roster if you're like down under like in the um what is it called the MLB and the minors minors if you're down in the minors like you're literally living in dorm rooms so like not to be like I don't have interest in dating you because you're like you're going through what like the college guys are going through so anyway so he keeps messaging me he keeps messaging my friends and I'm pretty sure like I messaged him back like a few times but I was always because I wanted to get to his more interesting teammates and then whenever he would get sent down from the yankees i would like stop answering then when he would come back up like what's up today and so then finally i remember meeting you and being like alex like i think it's for the best that you move on because he's just looking he's like almost like it's like he's obsessed looking for a girlfriend i was his like first girlfriend which i think also was another one of like maybe the big issues but like I was his first like serious girlfriend and like since high school right like you were the first victim and didn't he play on the same team as my ex or what was the story you told yes so um I was always like a color daddy fan and I knew who you dated and they were on the same team so obviously I was like you know like that's Alex Cooper's ex and he's like I know like Like, they bring it up, like, they tease him, whatever.

45:46And I was like, well, that sucks because she's so much more successful than him. And he's like, and I was like, well. It can give us, like, a little peace of mind, Alex. Like, for everyone shitting on us for our jobs, it's like to know that people in the MLB locker rooms are going to forever maybe be chanting our names until they fucking retire, which I'm sure mine is, like, about to on his way out. He can't get a fucking contract. But it's not that I look. People just send me this shit. They're like, whoa, you're on your way up. He's on his way down. But it is funny to think that our ex has crossed paths.

46:18So now you're on to like a different experience. And listen, guys, we're like lightly talking shit. It's we're not. It's fun. Have you dated anyone in the NBA that we don't know about? No. No, really? But I have a funny story. So I told you I was never really into sports. And also, like, I don't my family is not into sports. Like, my dad has never watched a sports game in his life. Like, this was just not their culture. So, like, I don't know. I didn't grow up, like, super involved in this either. And my freshman year of college, I get a DM from someone who was on the Miami Heat, is on the Miami Heat.

46:59And he sends me a DM, whatever. And my dumbass was, like, I answered saying, like, oh, you on the Miami Heat? Like, something, like, because I literally genuinely didn't know. and now knowing who this person is, I'm like, what? And then I left him on red. I didn't even answer him because I didn't care. And now I'm like, Alex. Wait, we're gonna believe this. Who was it? Wait, what? I know. And you just left him on red? I literally didn't give one fuck, two fuck. And it's just sitting there in your DM still? Yes. Is he in a relationship now? Yes, but he's okay. Oh.

47:38I'm such a dumbass. I'm fucking dead. Okay, do any of your exes have similarities? I honestly don't think so. Because I think as, well, they haven't gotten better maybe. But like, when I don't like something about that guy, I make sure. I think you learn from each relationship. Yeah. So I'm like, that cannot be happening in the next relationship. Right. But they've all been their own demons. I don't know. Wait, I was gonna ask, cause you said like in the beginning days of college, you weren't really like into the athletes. And I'm like, so who the fuck was Alex Earl dating her freshman year of college?

48:21Um, I dated like a frat guy. Oh, does he like ever like try to clout chase and like say he dated you? Yeah. Oh, are there any videos online? Um, I don't know. I don't have videos, but he put up his pictures with me like back on his Instagram so I was like no right no is that embarrassed is it embarrassing like is that one of the relationships you're like please I don't want like people to know about that yeah and it was kind of more so like a fun relationship I think like yeah it was like a social like we would go out together every night and like I found him attractive like so you know it was kind of like it just made sense but it wasn't so like I was in love with his personality well also So at Miami, let me preface this by saying the guys are not the cutest.

49:08So like it's always and I just think that school has like it breeds like hot girls. And I think a lot of the times like there's all these pretty girls getting with like all these gross guys and they could do so much better. But like for me, like this was like a guy like I found attractive. So I was like, I'm sticking. Wait, I'm sticking in. I'm sticking in with my hand up his asshole. That's what I'm up to. You're sticking with him. Wait, can I ask you, when you were in college, did your, once you started to actually pop off, did your teachers ever fucking say anything to you? Like, did they know what was happening?

49:44No, they actually never said anything until right around graduation. I had one professor say something, but it was never kind of like, I don't know. It never felt like that in school. What was it like in class? You have to be honest. in class sometimes um most of the people like the business school is pretty small at miami so like the people that i had classes with i had classes with for like the past three years yeah so like they knew me but i think there were some classes or like walking to class having people like ask to take pictures with me was just crazy like exciting but also i was just like this is nuts like i'm sitting in my class and i look like a rat and like you want to take a picture with me Like, okay.

50:29That is kind of crazy. When I was graduating, one of my teachers had said something to me asking about influencer marketing and they might start a class about it. A few have asked me to come back and speak at classes. Alex. I might be a professor. Imagine kids taking notes as you're speaking. She's too powerful. She's getting too powerful. Okay, Alex, what is the most toxic thing that you are attracted to go um everything i i love a guy who like gives me no attention i love it like if you text me or call me too much like i will never speak to you again i love a guy i love it i love how like five minutes love it i you're like i am obsessed when they treat me like opposite shit and then also guys all in miami taking notes right now i'm being dramatic like I just don't like someone who is too mushy-gushy and all over.

51:30Yeah, I feel like... Just give me some space because... Do you like horoscopes? Do you believe in that at all? Yeah, yeah, I do. I do. What are you? I'm a Sagittarius. What does that mean? I feel like I like to be very independent and I don't like to be bothered. I don't like to feel trapped. Smothered. If someone makes me feel smothered, I will run so far away, they'll never see me again. Dude, I'm a Leo. I'm like, if I feel like I can dominate you, like, I will literally eat you alive and I will never speak to you again. Get out of here with that little fucking bitch boy energy. So you need someone to, like, match your energy and, like, test you.

52:06I love someone who, like, flirt... Flirt... Flirtedly? Flirtedly shits on me, kind of. Do you know what I mean? Not, like, too much, because there's guys in Miami who will go in on you and actually make you feel, like, the biggest piece of crap in your life. Right, and you're like, that's not cute. Because that's their way of flirting. but I just a little bit of like a tease also a thing for me is I have a hard time giving or receiving compliments so that works better for me if we can like shit on each other and that's our way of for me like if I say something nice to a guy immediately and I've caught myself and I'm working on this yeah okay but I will like immediately then say something or I'll be like oh whatever like whatever wait can we talk about that for a minute because I wonder if this is literally like just women in general like i feel the same way where i have literally talked about this with my therapist where like matt will always be like oh my god like you look so gorgeous in the beginning of our relationship i would just be like where are we going to dinner and like completely almost like because it's awkward to be like thank you yeah i do yeah you know like you look amazing bitch obviously it's just like i don't know i don't i don't like it but as much as i do say it or i won't be with you but i also just i can't like admit that i i don't know it's weird right I'm also laughing as I'm thinking about that because I'm like when someone says that to you also I'm thinking like I put a lot of fucking work into whatever I'm doing if I'm going on a date I should at least say thank you because like yeah I did put in work I know we should work on that okay everybody listening and watching you guys say thank you with confidence we're gonna just be like thank you thank you so much you look great too or if they don't look good just don't say it back but just be like thank you I think that's a good thing to work on okay ready for this little flip-flop what is your most toxic trait i will ghost you that's like my number one thing it's like i'm when i'm over something i'm over it and like i'll just leave like i i don't okay wait but will you ghost in terms of like will you block or will you ghost like no no i just won't answer oh i i'm not a big blocker honestly okay let them just keep getting that blue and they just like never get the answer just like when I'm over some and I don't even really realize that I'm doing it but I will just like not I don't know I feel like it doesn't even register in my mind that they're talking to me and I'm like it's just not there you're done I don't care okay well some people would say that's a superpower because I think a lot of girls are gonna be like Alex so what's going on upstairs because I need a little bit of that and that's like when they slide in I can't not say hi even if they just fucked my best friend last week yeah That's where I kind of feel like I'm like the advice person.

54:41I don't know when it comes to like my friends and not caring about a guy too much. Like I'm really good at like letting go, but maybe I'm too good at that. So maybe I need a balance. Okay. What gives you the ick? Oh, one time I got the ick. I brought this guy back to my place. We were kind of like making out all night. I bring him back. We're like sitting in my kitchen. I go to like make us a drink. And he just smiled like. He was way too happy. You know what I mean? Like he just gave off the vibes. Like he was not playing cool. He was like, I'm here. And he was just grinning from ear to ear. And I was like out.

55:23Like I literally was like, I have to go. I feel so sick. I'm so sorry. But like you can't. Wait, you turn the corner and he was like. Like, you know, I just, I don't know. It was. He was eager beaver. I think it's cool when a guy is kind of like suave and whatever. Like, I don't know. He just really gave off the vibes of like, right. And maybe I sobered up a little bit. Maybe that was it too. And I was like, wait, what is going on right now? No, but he was way too happy and like too big of a, like you're not feeling. I get it. You're like, how do I explain the, give me a smile to the camera. like that's not someone i want to fuck no no no you're like i'm you're giving nothing but like get the fuck out of my house i get that i also that oh is that what i should be doing right now alex said i'm not gonna fuck that oh do we have the same one okay at least we have the same thing i've been like going slow because i'm like i need to do my eyes oh you're done okay okay i've been just going like this for a really long time i've just been going like this yeah um okay so this is the goal i'm gonna finish because i was patting my face for so long we're gonna go play a drinking game and we're gonna play truth or drink oh god i feel like you haven't had your fair share of let's let's know a little bit more about alex and her sexual escapades and i feel like obviously this is call her daddy so we're gonna have a couple more drinks we have to we're gonna sit down yeah you take a drink and we're gonna get into it and we're gonna get a little wild this This is a side no one knows of me.

57:03No one. Which is kind of crazy. Are you ready? No. I'm gonna chug this really quick. Let's go.

57:18We have nothing to wear! No, I think this, show the bodysuit to the camera. I mean, it looks good. You're nervous the nipple will come out. We censor it. Okay. Okay, we're going to be back. We're going to try on our outfits and then we'll come out. We're ready. Barely. Full mental breakdowns. We hate our outfits. Let's go. Okay. I am so fucking excited. Alex. We are going to play truth or drink. Okay. Get ready to get fucked up, bitch. Okay. Here we go. First, let's just start out with an easy, light little softball. When is the last time you blacked out? like two weeks ago what is your go-to drink a vodka soda okay what is your tolerance level like if we're going out tonight what should i expect um i can take a lot of shots but then i might not i actually i have a good tolerance but it depends but you may like black out but like are you the type of person that no one knows you're blacked out i'm kind of one i mean i get googly eyes but i'm never gonna be the like puker falling over i'm jinxing myself right now i'm gonna be a I know it.

58:27When was your oh, this is fucked. When was your last dance floor make out? Um, my last dance floor make out was like a month or so ago in Montauk. I think it's good that you drink too. Yeah, that's good. That's good. Okay. When is the last time that you drunk texted an ex i'm not a big drunk ex texter so like has to be over a year years i don't know if you were god forbid sliding in what are you saying are you sending paragraphs or you're just like hi i'm a hi i'm like a hi girl i remember i used to just do like the the peach emoji and then the phone so like a booty call and it just like it usually worked but like i wasn't happy in the morning but I was happy I didn't send like a paragraph yeah so okay you can like if it's short you shouldn't be that embarrassed if it's long just you know go to church and repent um how many guys did you fuck your freshman year of college

59:32two love were they good uh who won no oh my god very very bad very bad how many times you had exact with him uh two and two times yes okay and then I I tried afterwards I was like you know I'm just gonna give him head because this is so bad and he told me that he didn't like that so I just was like I don't know what's going on here and I'm running away and that was the like one and really only like frack guy I was like we gotta get out of here it didn't work okay two that's a good solid number um what is your total body count i'll drink with you know i'm just gonna drink for privacy but it's it's nothing like crazy i think that's fine okay who is your celebrity crush

1:00:23jacob alordi but he was a girlfriend so maybe that's controversial no it's okay it's okay they can be even like married you know what oh it was always zach efron for the longest time So it used to be Zac Efron, now it's Jacob Elordi. Okay, that's good. Who is your athlete crush?

1:00:42Travis Kelsey.

1:00:53Let's just drink to that because why the fuck not? I definitely shouldn't have said that. Okay. what you know we appreciate is the motherfucking honesty alex earl and the problem with this game is i'm just gonna keep answering no i love it okay in the spirit of last night maybe we'll bleep the name someone who ended things with you when you were still very into him

1:01:25okay what about him give me a d what do you say that sleuths go in how many nudes have you taken in your life um I don't know the exact number a good amount are you proud of your nudes yeah like if they got leaked I'd be like okay actually I don't know don't leave don't come from you like they're literally fire everyone's out like hacking um what is your best skill in the bedroom? I think and I think I give a lot of credit to you but I think I'm pretty good at giving head I have been told and wait but not always okay uh the first my first boyfriend the first one I gave a blowjob to whatever oh my god I'm being so awkward because I never talk about this stuff he was like that was the worst thing I've ever experienced in my entire life he's like you were biting my dick like that was horrible so I literally was petrified and I was determined so you played episode three I studied and then color daddy came out and I was like I'm determined to do this and now you take pride in your work yes I am cheers let's do cheers again thank you so much that makes me so fucking the gluckluck 9000 goes very far it does wonders for your dick so you're welcome everybody i'm so proud of you okay top two favorite sex positions i love missionary i don't know i just think are you making eye contact yeah or like kissing i love or i like kind of like spooning on my side the best fuck mary kill athlete edition I can't say this seriously Aaron Judge Braxton Berrios and Travis Kelsey Okay Kill Aaron Judge

1:03:28Fuck Travis Kelsey marry Braxton Berrios Will you be attending any Dolphins games this season? I think so love that i think so okay are you an anal virgin i am i actually i am because i feel like i want to save that for marriage i don't know is that weird to say but i'm like i want them to have something left of me oh my god what i didn't mean it to come off like that i just meant i don't know oh my god no this is good this is good you want something to be sweating okay alex ready the most famous person in your dms

1:04:22okay well you have to tell me okay later wildest place you've ever had sex in high school you know when i feel like you're just all horned up it was like a football game whatever it was like on like behind the bleachers but like on the side of the field and like I don't know what was going on and why I did that what was necessary about that and yeah just fucking like rabbits but when you think about high school sex aren't you like oh my god oh no like was it even sex no I don't know you're just I feel like you're so horny when you're young like that yes but like it's actually not sex you're just like dry like humping and you're like horrible it's horrible it's horrible bad bad bad okay last time you faked an orgasm don't fucking lie to my face go um probably like in the past few months okay do better do better for our girl okay tell the daddy gang a secret anything take your time oh my god a like a sexual secret maybe anything sexual maybe like a little fantasy or like a secret maybe something like you've tried that you're like oh I kind of liked it oh I have one I um oh my god dad please if you're listening turn this off no you know what I'm gonna do for the point that we just talked about this I'm gonna put a little sub captions of like Earl family like mute this and now unmute mute it mute it at this point dad family grandma she watches everything I do okay I recently like within the past week have experimented i tried a butt plug for the first time and i loved it is your orgasm better yes i get it because it's like we aren't taught to do these things but when you put it in there it's kind of like a really good feeling it is and they like it too maybe a little finger what finger are you using in there alex that's a that's why the Why do you think I have no nails on?

1:06:34It's crazy when the daddy gang sees me with no claws. They're like, oh, so you're fingering Matt's asshole. I'm like, what? Sorry, Matt. So what finger are you using? I think my middle. It's good. It's a good finger. It's solid. Because like, then you can, I don't know. I'm just going to stop talking. I've never talked remotely about any of this online. How do you, is it freaking you out a little? It is. It feels fine right now because I feel comfortable and I feel like we're having a conversation. And when I see this, I'm going to be like, oh my God. yeah when it airs you're gonna fling yourself off the balcony like why did i do that okay i am satisfied we got a little bit of tea there's obviously more to come this is not the last time we're podcasting together but this is just to like give everyone a little taste and thank you for sharing with us because i know you've never really talked about your sex life but obviously it's only appropriate that you do it here on call her daddy we're gonna go out tonight yes we're gonna party with all of our fans all of our friends all of our followers we love you all and I'm excited to see like how does Alex Earl party in Miami I'm excited to see how you party let's go cheers cheers love you let's go

1:08:19Holy shit. Oh my god. Did you sleep here last night? Oh, yeah, you didn't know? I brought my hair mattress. I obviously wanted to, like, get the full experience. Last night was a little blurry for me. Dude. Okay, here we go. Let's podcast. Can you hear this? Fuck. Okay, here I come. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my fucking God. I don't want to put these in your bed. You were - dogs out last dude dude i took my shoes off the minute we got we got there immediately her shoes come off i was like um we're giving them the recap i think that i have glass in my foot there is i don't this is a really gross i don't want you to have to get too close alex but i'm not lying when i say you know what is this going on what is this that's blood it's like dried blood oh so i won't put them on your bed i'll just go like this um okay so last night we got fucking wild i got like really drunk i was also laughing so when we went to that dinner i turned to alex and alex was like oh like i can't tell if i'm getting tired and i was like alex that's when it all went downhill then we started just taking shots we took so many shots did we get in trouble they i think they were glass shot glass they were glass shot glasses and i think people were like dropping them on the floor so glass was shattering so that makes sense why your foot is cut open this was like our first time ever going out together it was it was very fun partying with you yeah you are the life of the party you have you i didn't tell i couldn't tell you were that fucked up yeah I feel like same with you really but well I could definitely I was like oh wow like she really like can drink I was shocked by that really yeah oh my god Alex thought I was gonna be a grandma she went full force oh my god do you remember when the bouncer like caught my blimp body so I'm fucking standing jumping around just like having a time and I don't know what happen but at one point it was as if i was like literally about to belly flop onto the center table with all the drinks and everything and my body just like literally levitated over and i just started falling and randomly the bodyguard just comes in and with his arms like this i just do a plank onto his body as if i was going to crush the entire table and he just like picked me up and i turned around and matt was just like what the fuck

1:11:06um i can't decide if i'm about to vomit or shit myself i'm definitely gonna puke at some point today and i'm sweating and i really don't feel good um i think that we should go for a walk how far is the beach from you it's right there like over right over that bridge oh over the bridge it's right there oh yes hop on over there i'm skipping a jump over the fucking bridge um okay yeah i think we should go maybe get some like coffee more pd light and let's uh you're like oh yeah it's just right over there over that bridge oh all the way over there okay guys we're gonna get our lives together i'm gonna clean my foot I wonder if I can even stand.

1:11:52I can't really. Everyone came in here and my ears started to ring. I think there's glass in my foot. Oh, you actually can't stand. No, I'm hungover. You're like, no, I have an injury. I think I have to go to urgent care.

1:12:48Adidas Oh my god. Okay, guys. We fucking lied. Alex and I are like, let's go walk. We went right back to bed. We went back to bed. It's now 7 o 'clock at night. So just pretend it's still the daytime. We're not degenerates. We're fine. Flash forward eight hours. Exactly. So Alex, I have to say, I have been having the most fun for the past 48 hours. Getting to live in your life has been so fucking cool. And it's been so fun getting to know you. I feel like obviously people on the internet look at you and are probably like that girl doesn't have one problem in the world She just gets to go party have the best life and that's it And I think that's the beauty of podcasting is like we get to know you a little bit more So in the spirit of getting vulnerable and podcasting I want to ask you a few final questions before I leave you in miami on your own What is the hardest life lesson that you've had to learn the hardest life lesson?

1:13:48I think I've had to learn has been around jealousy and fake maybe friends fake people in your life people have you know it's been a thing kind of my whole life even since I've been little like I feel like finding good people to like stick around and a lot of people don't want to hang out for the right reasons or don't want to stick around for the right reasons and I think that that has been something I've had to learn, especially recently over the past year with things happening. Or I've had people that, you know, didn't hang out with me before or would say no if I asked to do something. And then all of a sudden they all come swarming back around.

1:14:32And I'm just like, it just honestly hurts, like, as much as it is annoying and whatever. But it hurts to see someone be so shallow and like actually just not care about you as a person. What do you think is the biggest misconception about you? Probably the biggest misconception about me. I feel like I'm quiet at first until you get to know me and I have kind of a big personality online. But I take a minute to warm up to people and I've had people be like, this is not who we know. Like, you're being so quiet and reserved. I don't know. I like to kind of like read the room a little bit first. I think when I'm like getting to know people, I'm just like not walking in.

1:15:12And then obviously what I post is kind of me crazy all the time or whatever, but I'm not like that 24 seven. I'm not, you know, doing backflips around my apartment all the time. Just sometimes. That is why I'm so happy that you're about to start this podcast because I feel like there's a difference between like commenting back on a comment and being like, that's not true. But looking into a camera and being like, let me tell you guys the situation, what happened and just like talking through something I think like is a way to actually connect with more people your podcast hot mess comes out tomorrow first of all I'm so excited for this and I've gotten comments throughout the whole past year being like you should start a podcast you should start a podcast being kind of in front of the camera more and talking I love connecting with my audience and I think there's a lot that they don't know about me there's a lot that they do know but there's so much that they don't know and I am ready to kind of share more of my life with them.

1:16:11I just wanted to be my friends, my family, people that are close to me in my life and sit on the floor of my room and talk. I love it. I think it's going to be so dope. Are you nervous? I'm a little nervous, but honestly, filming this has made me feel a little bit better and I feel like I'm getting to learn from the best and I have a good coach. It's been so fun working with you because we both love our fans and our content and what we're doing. It's been cool to work with you and just be able to like watch you about to literally kill it and people just be like listening to every week I can't wait for you I can't wait so Alex oh this is like sad like it's ending like I don't want to end it but it feels like a really perfect ending to an incredible episode I'm so excited what I need help with one last thing before we end this okay Really strange request.

1:17:03Okay. So you know how I just graduated? I just moved out of my college house. Yes. Well, probably the only nice thing that we had in this house was our fridge. We had like a smart fridge. It has a big screen. And on that fridge, you're able to upload photos. So my friends and I thought it'd be funny. We did like photos of the week. And this fridge has basically our private stories on it. and we have our nudes on there. We have, I don't know, we're shit-talking ourselves. I don't know what is on that fridge. We got a glimpse because this group of frat boys has moved in now, and they see what is on our fridge.

1:17:44All the other girls are in New York besides me and Kristen, so I think it's only fair that we go there, and we break and enter, and we delete the photos on the fridge. You're saying that it's a smart fridge? It's almost like a built-in iPad? Yes. And all of your guys' nudes are on this fucking thing? Like, Tuesday's hump day with Alex's ass. Not the cute ones. Not the cute ones. The ones where it's like, oh my god, your nipple's hanging out of the shirt. Oh my god, I have a double chin. Oh my god, I'm hung over here. It's a complete joke in our most embarrassing photos. And now these guys have access to literally our most secret photos.

1:18:18So we're going to get in the car. We're going to drive there immediately. And we're going to show up with the cameras. And they're going to be like, what the fuck? And we're going to be like, we're just filming for - I need you to distract them. No, we should literally be like, oh, we're just filming for Call Her Daddy. Yeah. I want to see your room. Can you guys show me the room? They'll bring me into the room. You go to the fucking fridge and delete that shit. Okay, Daddy Gang, one last adventure. One more little hurrah with Alex and I. Here we fucking go. Let's go. All right. Let's just do it right now.

1:18:42Let's go. Alex, how are you as a driver? I'm a good driver, but sometimes if I'm, like, speeding, don't worry. Oh, okay. Oh, my gosh, we're going to run! Guys, I have butterflies in my stomach. Can we even pull in? Should we actually just drive by? I think you just fucking pull in. There's grass! We didn't have grass like this! When did they get grass? I see the front door, we just have to infiltrate. I'm literally shaking. What is that? Oh my god, it's fratified. It's fratified. No, I'm not right now. No, they have three TVs in there. What do you even fall in the door now?

1:19:21I'm gonna throw up. What is this, uh... Hi! I just wanted to give you guys a housewarming gift. We used to live here. Come in.

1:19:52Thank you.