Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper

0:28You were actually drinking while I was saying

0:38What are we talking about? I don't know. I've got a bunch of notes and I didn't read a single thing. Welcome back to Extra Dirty. Hello, everyone. No, you're going to do an intro for this. I'm going to be like the tail end. You want to just... You intro it. I don't want to drive this ship just yet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you, sweetie. She's still in training wheels. I'm still drunk. Welcome back to Extra Dirty. My name is Hallie Batchelder and I had such a good time last night. I was thriving last night. You were living your best life with those bangs bouncing around. Okay, let's tell them what we did last night.

1:15Okay, what did we do last night? So we went to a absolute rager. No, it was fun. It was fun. I got there so early. One thing about me is I will be prompt. No, the best part of the night, you guys, is I'm standing at the DJ booth and all of a sudden I turn around and Graydon's eight foot body is literally laid up behind the DJ booth. And it wasn't like you on the ground, Graydon. He's in the other room being like, oh, my God, help me. He was having a good time down there. No, he was having a ball. I kept falling into like the crevice of the table behind the table into the corner. Lord help you.

1:54I saw you. You lost it a couple of times. I had to grab you by the nipple. pull you back up from your nipple no i was trying to make a point to like not get that drunk last time because i feel like every time you see me i'm in the worst shape ever and matt's like matt said to me before i left last night he's like you can go home if you want to your eyes are crossing and i was like fuck i i failed i didn't see your eyes cross as much but that could be because i was sitting next to you like this so i was never making direct eye contact with you i was just like looking at the side of your head so i didn't really see your eyes you were busy we should we talk about the tea of me literally talking to remy about the guy that's dating an influencer that lied to everyone and said he fucked me wait yeah we i forgot what like we say things to each other when we're drunk and you never know what i'm talking about i never know what you're talking about we just kind of like nodded you're always like okay remy hooked hooked up with this person and before she hooked up with him she was like he was like saying that he fucked me i have my list right here let me show you the men i've fucked oh my god my list looks like a phone book where's my phone wait i would love to see your list show me your list okay why is it in your email

2:58look at this cute little list cry and guess who's not on there her fucking boyfriend wait that's way smaller than i thought okay anyways you guys look at this list damn no no it's a definitely a football team with people on the bench do you rate them by the first time you had it or do you rate them by the good to the bad no just in order just in order yeah look at this it banged a whole family of people oh my god they all have the same last name and one more twins yeah anyways yeah so that was funny remi and i were laughing about that because i was like i think that's maybe one of the most freaky did you have did you have any interaction with this man i took a fan photo with him at montauk when i was at surf lodge i'm in the hamptons a couple years ago if any of the daddy gang is listening to this this is when i got kicked out of rush meyers and almost got kicked out of surf lodge what did you do i go to surf lodge and there's a guy that comes up to me and like he's cute you know and no he's hot but he's short king yeah yeah short king and so he comes up to me he's like alex like i'm such a big fan can i take a selfie with you what's his fucking last name i want to show you this and i was like yeah for sure uh let's take daddy yeah daddy gang and i was like oh my god i love like a guy that's daddy gang with a penis so then fast forward i never think of anything again and then he told remy that we had sex i think that's the most disgusting thing for a man to lie about having sex with a woman freak sorry i'm on one this morning no no no look at the photo look at the photo oh my god the bleach bond silver tone hallie is obsessed with my eras of blonde hair it needs to be studied to be fair it used to be very silver but i feel like it got me through a lot it's probably how you feel about like filler i just like love the needle feeling not in my arms but you do you do i couldn't get my ears pierced till i was like i could see that i could see you being like a little like bit dealer swippy i don't want to get my ears ears but i need to what else happened last night listen to me you did the classic thing that is the best thing in the world where hallie had the entire fucking club and the fucking bouncers looking for her phone and i grab onto her and i literally am holding on clutching onto her purse as i'm like yelling at her and i'm like open your fucking purse right now remy did that too no no and also no jordan hid my phone in my purse she was being nice but like she put it in there i didn't know no maria last night i have dementia no what okay what else is great and what else happened last night

5:45oh yeah i kept trying to tell you about this last night yeah yeah yeah and you were like what are you saying like you like you couldn't hear me but you heard because you told me that this billionaire somehow knew me he said that back in the day that you guys were like at a Halloween party and like what's his face wanted to like set you up with this guy that I went on date with last week what was I wearing no I feel like everyone knows like what what you remember all your Halloween costumes like was I snow white was it wait I've never been snow white no wait no was I um little red riding hood no like it was Halloween you were definitely serving face but then And someone was like, wait, she talks about all the guys she's hooked up with online.

6:28And he's telling me this story as I'm on this date with him. And I was like, wow, who would do that? That's so crazy. I was like, fuck. I know, but it's safer with the older guys because they don't usually have TikTok. That's true. It's honestly strategic. So he's saying he was too afraid because I was literally talking about men. And then here you are ramping it up 10 times more. He's like, you're an angel. I'm like hi I'm your worst fucking nightmare actually wait okay so tell me about the date it went well he looks more wholesome than I thought when you showed me a picture of him last do you remember me showing you remember that I do I feel like he looks like he's from Greenwich and he shops at polo he is from Greenwich he is yeah and he was wearing a polo in the picture he was wearing a polo like spiky like good hair and he's like an uncle he's an uncle yeah oh my god I'm obsessed but like he's too wholesome where did he take you break him you would break He brought me to this restaurant right next to Zero, it's called Tushi.

7:23And did you have sex with him? No, I didn't. I was stained. You didn't? Did you guys make out? We made out in front of the whole restaurant. Is there any sexual chemistry? Because I feel like when nice guys are too nice, it's a little like, oh. No, I don't know if he's too nice or too smart. There's something off, though. I feel like I'm not giving him a fair chance. Why? He's a billionaire. I feel like you can look past it. I think he's low-key, like, was probably a nerd in his 20s. and now he's like super rich. And now he's cool because he's a billionaire. Yeah, now that's like an asset. But I feel like of all the things you've probably looked past with men, like anything with him you could get past because he's a billionaire.

7:59Wait, did you see, have you guys seen anything on TikTok about what people are saying about us? Yeah, I actually have. Wait, I like. I'm getting sent a lot of things that you're grooming me.

8:13I was like, wait, what?

8:19like she's grooming her i have been grooming her since the day i met her okay what does that even fucking mean you've literally been doing this without me before you met me yes and now i'm just literally like helping you with production you're just the groomer i am literally the groomer come one come all if you want to get groomed by alex cooper hit me up wait no i was actually more talking about like this like there was like a financial conversation did you see this oh people were saying like there's something i saw tiktok it was too much i was like too hammered and they were talking about like the renaissance oh i did she was talking about like jane air or something like wait i was like wait what the fuck are you talking i think that they were like a little like perturbed by the conversation about like your dad having money or something um they're probably broke anyone that comments being like this girl suck blah blah it's donna flex you're poor and i don't and i don't feel bad for you here's the thing i don't relate to that concept because i at one point was fucking broke and so i i can talk about this shit like i worked fucking hard you uh shut up but me no i'm just kidding well no no it's true moving on what else should we talk about you think people think i'm grooming you wait there was one video that she's like she's trying to pull her out of like all this information i'm like no that's just how we talk wait she's trying to pull all this information out what does that mean like about like sex stories and shit what i saw this whole like in-depth video analyzing my every word bitch i literally wish we had a fucking camera on us when we were in my fucking house drinking whiskey because we literally are speaking the exact same way if not no you don't remember when you gave me 17 house no you guys no i matt and i put hallie to bed one night we get to my house hallie is literally so drunk i'm pretty sober crossed i was so i don't smoke alec we get home and hallie's like one more nightcap one more nightcap and i'm like okay fine fucking shit and matt's like so excited he's like yes one more nightcap because whiskey so i start pouring her whiskey and i make us ramen noodles hallie was hesitant but she took the noodles i don't like food but i ate the ramen so then we ate and we brought you upstairs to the guest bedroom hallie was like i don't want to go to bed yet you were literally stomping your foot you said i want a house door i was like begging lauren to stay up with me i wanted to have a summer party lauren immediately gone so we go upstairs and hallie is like show me your closet she's walking around in my closet she's going into me and matt's bed we finally get her to into our room we have a threesome no that may peg me we get her into her room and hallie sits down on the carpet and she's like good night and we're like what are you doing she's like i was gonna just sleep on the bathroom floor there's a perfectly good king-sized bed waiting for her so matt says sit the fuck down she sits down on the couch and matt proceeds to take hallie's feet and starts taking off her shoes and you're like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa because you don't know i don't know where this is going and we're like literally shut up we don't undress her but with the grooming started and this is where the grooming started we tuck her into bed yeah and she went to bed she wakes up the next day she comes down for coffee and she asks me for a fucking house tour i'm like i literally took you through my whole fucking house last night you kind but that morning i woke up i literally didn't know where i was i was like this doesn't look like the hotel tell the fucking computer story yeah helly did you not watch our episode of color daddy i've watched parts about you let's just run this back insert clip from color daddy i'm let me guess what you did yeah you went up to the desktop you pressed the space part you know i couldn't watch the whole episode by myself i knew it's kind of scary no it's very scary and i knew what i was talking about the whole time did you when you okay wait can we talk about how are you feeling about having a podcast now did you get a good response this is going to be your second episode like how's the response been going i think it's been positive I think we got some I think shock value is What's needed here Did you hear from the terrorist?

12:36Which one? The man with the short story No I didn't know if he would reach out to you Being like please don't talk about me Well it's too fucking late I'm so proud of you I feel like you're doing such a great job I've groomed you to success And now I can let you fly No Wait are you coming tonight or no? No I am coming tonight oh okay you didn't have to no i want you to no no no i want you to i'm gonna be thinking about that all day no i'm saying like i don't want you to feel like you have to great and are you coming but you know what i mean like i don't want you guys to feel like you have not want us to come i don't want you guys to feel like you're kind of overheating but i have to keep up like no I'm over it's 70 degrees I just figured out my heat yesterday I have to take this off okay we meeting Lauren's boyfriend last night was so fun can I tell you something though yeah people online think that it's not just something I did like a few times that it's like a service I provide it's like people think like Lauren will call me like hi I'm making dinner Jordan's dick sucked can you come uber over like that's not that's not what it was it's only on holidays We were celebrating Specifically Memorial Day We were there I feel like it only happens in Nantucket Where are the locations it's happened?

13:59It's just Nantucket See I feel like you guys get fucking freaky on Nantucket Well like there's something in the air I think Nantucket's like where I've been my freakiest self Yeah cause it's kind of like Narnia It feels like a fake land then you go back to reality And you're like ooh I just like drag men back to the basement of my parents home That has no windows and just like a gas bed and just let it rip. Wait, Graydon hooked up with someone the other day. Get in here now. Just a quick one, then get back in bed. Breaking news. Graydon sucked. And got sucked. No, and on the cape. Did you go 69?

14:33No, wait, I was in my car, and I was driving, and he was diddling me, obviously. And I got a new car, and it's like, I don't know. I don't know how to work my new car, right? So I take my seatbelt off while he's diddling me. and if you take my your seatbelt off of my car the whole fucking car turns off okay i didn't know this so mid-dittle i'm driving i take my seatbelt off because the seatbelt's in the way my whole car turns off i lose control of steering and my car just stops in the middle of the road this kid's hands in my pants and we're looking it was insane it was like really dangerous and we just look at each other and i was like all right that just like killed the whole entire vibe Just a little So then I had to turn the car on I didn't know how to turn the car on It was a whole thing But yeah I'm trying to remember So who's stuck who first?

15:23Also who decides that? Do you have a defender? Who decides who starts? I don't know bitch Who decides who starts when you fuck? It's probably you Who is better you think? Me definitely you've been out of commission i know muscle memory

15:45and i feel like sometimes the first time back you really give it all you got oh yeah like your life fucking depends on it because it does were you in the front seat did you pull over no i was driving well you're talking again while you're driving well actually the first time we the first time we hooked up i was driving and i was sucking him off with one hand on the steering wheel This was years ago And I almost crashed my fucking car into a telephone pole I used to be really crazy If you can't tell

16:17I used to be nuts I've been to jail Did you know that? Have I told you that? No, why have you been to jail? I was really drunk and I was underage I feel like you were like sassy I was crazy The police chief in my hometown knew me by my first and last name because I would get in so much trouble. Where did you get arrested? This place called the Xfinity Center. In Philadelphia? No, in Mass. Was it like at a country concert or something? Because I've almost got arrested there too. Dierks Bentley, yeah. Classic. I got fingered during that concert. Oh my God. In the mosh. Oh my God. On the grass? Yeah.

16:58In the back, in the green, by the trees? Like by the port-a-potties. Yes. Yeah, that's where everybody used to get fingered. should we go wait that would be crazy so how did you get arrested what were you doing just drinking um okay so i had a bunch of nips stuffed in my shoe like shooters like nips and then i gave the cop a fake id and then he ran it and it like obviously was fake so they threw me in the slammer and then my dad never came to fucking pick me up so they put me to real jail yeah What was it? So annoying It makes me so mad What was it like in there? Scary So people Well they put me in a police van They took off all my clothes I only had like my base layers on They took all my jewelry You didn't spread the cheeks?

17:44No I wish Yeah it was great It's bad You do not want to go to jail Jail's not fun Like I was in the real jail for a hot second Like how long? Like an hour i thought you were saying like no no no no because my dad was taking a sweet time how much did it take to bail you out you think it was like 25 it was like yeah did you tell her the ski mask story were you did i no i'm sorry i'm kicking over the fact that graden just said that with one hand he was driving a vehicle and on the other side he had one eye up and do you have the thing where you're your cross-eyed right so you can kind of look one eye up and one eye down at the dick i can do it i wasn't looking at the road at all craden pull over that's how people die this was when i was in high school so like obviously i'm gonna do that in high school obviously you just keep one hand on this don't do this you keep one hand on the steering wheel on a straight road so then you just hold the steering wheel and you go straight well he was hot though yeah yeah no he's always the hottest on thanksgiving eve it's like this weird thing yeah people get hotter and it's every fucking wednesday night on things the Wednesday before Thanksgiving every time sexy other than that needs some work who came first none what I know because the car my car turned off it like fucked up the whole vibe your car turned off you turned off yeah I turned off and my car turned off and why haven't you guys had sex I don't really want to great doesn't like sex I'm picky I wish I was more picky Do you have more bodies than her?

19:22No, I only have like 8 Wait, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 Any same names? Um I like how they like progressively got more famous Wait We agreed and what is this ski mask story? No, you have to tell Alex the ski mask story This is so important to society Just like paint the picture in my head Sit back, relax and enjoy okay so once again i'm on cape cock cape cod um the hometown the homeland and i got this message from this person on this app called grinder which i use very cautiously because like i don't want to get killed right this person messages me and it said a couple things in their like bio and i was like i just feel like i know who this person is but he wouldn't send me a picture he wouldn't send me pictures so i had no idea who he was i feel like on grinder they just show like their weird like yeah they show like a torso picture like a body picture why did you feel like you knew who it was i just had this i had this feeling and wasn't he tall and like you like there was only so many tall people and yeah like not as tall as me like tallish his cape cod is small yeah ish okay and his picture was like a picture of like a picture frame like for his picture it wasn't his body and i was like i feel like i like would know that picture for some reason anyway so i meet up with this kid in a parking lot and i could have been like brutally murdered i'm not gonna lie it was like 1 a.m and like this like weird part of town i don't go to obviously and i'm i'm waiting there and i look into the wood i need to like i look in i look into the woods it's like a foggy night like there's fog Look, this fucking person emerges out of the woods wearing like a matching sweatsuit and a fucking ski mask approaching my car.

21:20And before he even got into my car, I knew who it was. How? I just knew. He gets into my car. The only way he would talk is like in mumble. So I couldn't recognize his voice. He was like, hey. Like fucking speaking in tribal or something. Okay. he takes out his schlong. I'm not even kidding. It almost hit my fucking dashboard. It was huge. And that's where the story ends because he couldn't get hard and then it kicked him out. Wasn't he going back to his girlfriend too? I don't know. Wait. Wait a second. I don't think so. Wait, I thought you made a... I hope not. Well, not my problem. Green, in that moment when he pulls out and you see it on the dash, are you like...

22:09Are you... It's like it goes out my window on the other side.

22:17When Godzilla enters the picture, are you like, and what do you say? You try to like jack him off? Do you touch him at all? I was like, it's going to be a long night. You gave him a little diddle? No, I was putting my whole back into it. That's the worst when you're slipping off a flaccid penis. Just fucking shaking it. I'm like, what's going on? Wait. wait no literally and then how did he leave like he just literally left in silence i kicked him out and then i'm sure he did like a mumble and was like boy did you ever see this man again no but he messaged me again last week he wants more on the same app but you have to do it i will you have to reply and be like bring the ski mask like for old time's sake i think no i told him i know who he is what did he say he was like oh fuck or something but i was like you're a fucking idiot wait like who cares yeah why is he wearing a ski mask because he's straight oh he is straight yeah so does he have a girlfriend i think you said that like oh i have to get back to my girlfriend anyways i don't like really know i've never seen a person like i don't really know his life

23:28it's funny because like rayden will go on grinder on nantucket and we'll like walk into crew and and be like it's like a bunch of like married couples and their families and he's on grinder he's on grinder yeah it's crazy yeah it's fucking insane but none of them are hot it's just sad like it's 2024 just come out i wish they could like be like themselves yeah i mean i don't really care but um it's not my problem you know but none of them that are like that hot okay great and i'm really sorry that that happened to you do you feel used so hard do i feel used no i'm big strong boy are you long over yeah but i'm kind of drunk now from this bloody mary wait i feel great now i feel so good should we go out it's literally 11 in the morning yeah wait wait so you're coming tonight what are you gonna wear wait what is the plan tonight you guys i have no idea the plan was we're gonna have a cocktail hour i just thought it would be like nice to keep it going like i want to keep celebrating you did you like my speech last night i love you so much you don't understand i wanted to have like a little like cocktail hour with us to just like keep drinking is it just us tonight the three of us now imagine i rented out a whole matt stay home matt stay home um no it's i think it's gonna just be like everyone like kind of similar to last night ish no it's at a good restaurant too it is yeah where is it you don't know where it is i have literally no idea where we're going to saint theo's have you been there before never been there in my life it's great italian i think we just gotta like start drinking early wait i love when you're like this maybe we'll go out again where do you guys go when we go out i've only been to i've only been out here it's a little sister twice that's it that guy on my list definitely been a little sister you know the one and only time i was at little sister is when see this hockey player that i had like on and off talk to in college so i'm there and i see him and i knew he had a girlfriend but i see him and like we kind of knew each other from college so i still went up to him i'm not trying to fuck him but then the rest of the night he was trying to fuck and i always thought he was so hot and i only had sucked his dick it was the first like curved penis that i like did the gluck gluck on and i like really learned a lot from it like 90 degrees it literally was so huge and then at the top more but like kind of the whole um to the side down down would be crazy oh it depends what way you're looking at it it kind of is like that straw like that yeah what is that that's to the side or is that up that's down that's down well it depends what way you're looking at it listen I was scared to have sex with it because I don't know how that would work you would squirt you would yeah I feel like that hit the side of my walls not my g-spot anyway so I'm at little sister we're talking we're talking it slowly gets more progressively flirty and then we go to avenue after two people so avenues close I've had sex in the avenue bathroom oh my god avenue is so good it's just like these tight walls and everyone's just getting fucked and so we're sitting up on the we're sitting up it's the end of the night and I literally look him in the eyes and I say I have no interest in doing this if you actually are still with that girl like please and the whole night he's been convincing me I don't have a girlfriend I don't have a girlfriend she's so obsessed with me I don't have a girlfriend so obviously I fuck I bleed everywhere you guys I'm not kidding you yeah The dick.

26:49It fucking punctured you. It punctured an artery.

26:57You guys, I didn't realize how bad the blood was until in the morning. His agent walked in and was like, you have like a body armor shoot or something. And he walks in and he goes, oh shit. We're both laying there naked. There's blood all over the sheets. There's blood on the wall. I feel like men don't care about that shit. It was so dark and there was blood everywhere. and then you guys less than a month later he was down on one knee and proposed and now they're married oh my god she's still bleeding i've never been the same since anyways yeah so now he's married and i don't know i don't know about that cheers to her i hope he's not cheating that little scummy here's the curb dick have you had a lot of curb dick not to the side wait grayden that makes no sense what does it look like usually when you say a dick curve you're like it goes like this no hold it like it's sticking out of you right now like either this way or this way not fucking i know that way no i feel like it has a hook to the left or right yeah yeah yeah it's like just a little hook it just starts going up and then And it just curves, curves, curves more that way.

28:03Like kind of like my eyes. I'm getting scared. Okay, wait. So where are we going tonight? We should go to Submercer. I don't know anything about New York. I love Submercer. What's Submercer? It's, you know, where Mercer Kitchen used to be? It's our Tiana's now. And they bought out the bar underneath. And it's like a club. Good daddy's hangover. Regardless, we're going to go. What are you going to wear tonight? Or a petite disco. Petite disco? You've definitely heard of petite disco. No. Okay, so we'll go out tonight. I'm holding you to that I don't want to get too drunk tonight I always say that I feel like every time you see me I'm so fucked up around you And you're like oh Hallie's fucked up again Okay fine I'll get fucked up tonight Fine fine I feel good about this Okay you guys I think we just crushed this No I think this is amazing How do you feel great in?

28:48I needed to get that off my chest The jail part or No I don't care about the jail part The dick in my mouth okay bye guys wait this is your show say something i hate the end i hate the end every time guys this place has great energy tune back in every week yes for this bitch tune in for the tits tune in for great and sucking stories i may be back every time i'm in new york i need to come on this fucking couch no i really think you do it brings me back from the vp to here let's fucking go perfect love you all love you all bye I took notes on this night because I literally had to like have other people piece it together for me it was quite the fucking night I mean guys I am wrapping up the weekend obviously I'm missing three nails I just hopped out of the sauna I could smell the tequila in Merlot exiting the chat.

29:57But like honestly, the missing nails, that's a fucking telltale sign of a good night. Also, I feel like I'm like three pounds lighter in hair extensions. Those I left on Nantucket. We'll get into that. Anyways, where did the night begin? We went out with a good group of people. Guys, I swear we went to every fucking location in New York City. We went out with Alex and Matt. We started with a bigger group, a solid group, a great group at this restaurant, St. Theo's. We had some hors d 'oeuvres. We got the drinks flowing. I again promised myself that I was going to go into the night, you know, not drink that much, not embarrass myself in front of Father.

30:35But alas, the eyes were crossing quickly as the night began. so we started there and then we decided it'd be a good idea to go to zero bond I love zero bond I honestly don't know if Alex has been there but I want to show her zero bond so we went in the back we had more dirty martinis but by the time we were sitting down at zero bond I could feel it I was getting fuzzy my eyes were definitely crossed I had one eye looking directly in front of me and the other eye was already looking at the next location of the night like I woke up went into my camera roll I had a video of me Alex and Liv we were all in the bathroom Liv had scissors for some reason one of us thought it was going to be a good idea to cut half of Alex's skirt off to make it like more micro honestly it looked amazing but I don't know who thought who trusted us with scissors I don't know but anyways we started the night there we dropped a couple flies probably like the people that actually had some logic that didn't want to continue the night because by that time we the drinks were fucking flowing we were cozy right then we texted our mutual we have a mutual friend New York we texted him and his friends they had a table at this place called the Mulberry I mean I call them the daddies so like he had friends that were like the daddies and we like went and met up with them the one daddy that I had actually had gone on a date with recently but like this man is perfect to the t this man he is successful he is sexy he is suckable he's all the most important things you could think of but just I think I am the problem here and I don't want to like kinder his soul I feel like I would cause a ruckus in this poor sweet man's life I mean he's so sweet so I go Lauren this guy would be perfect for you.

32:25Like go for the billionaire daddy. And she was like, wait, what, what? Like, why are you just giving the man you just want to date with him? I'm like, Oh, I think him. There's more where that came from. There's more where that came from. So anyways, we did that. And honestly, I don't really remember.

32:44Hold on. Let me check my notes. This is, this is sad that I have to check my notes up. Did we really do that? So I remember being at this bar and this is a fun bar but it's a small bar and there's also no windows like there's no exit plan if that place were to light on fire you know like I'm not climbing out of the dungeon that's kind of how like I felt going into it it's like very underneath it's like subterranean and it gets really fucking hot in there and also we didn't have that much room to sit I also like didn't know if I was fucking with the music and like that can dictate my mood I can go from a good mood to a bad mood really quickly I remember like not jiving with like it was like playing funky town or some shit like that.

33:21I don't know. That wasn't my jam. So we went to the next spot. And we could have called it a night after the third spot or was the fourth spot. No, yeah, we went to do West, which I love. You know, I love a good do West on days. If you want to find hot, rich men, go to do West on a Sunday afternoon. Not me like I should gatekeep places like that, but I'm a real one. Like go to fucking due west then we went there and by that point I think like my tapins were out and flapping in the wind my hair was undone we only have video footage I don't have memory at that point in the night um but it was fucking fun like we had a good time like we were drinking we were laughing we were being silly we were letting loose I don't even remember what men we were with at that point but you know what the most sickening part of this whole situation is I had called a black lane which is basically like a fancier uber it's like a car service to pick up me and graden we decided like in our drunken endeavors that would be a good idea to leave at 6 a.m and go from here to Nantucket I made it a fucking point to have the car pick us up at 6 a.m on the dot so we can make this 12 p.m.

34:42ferry. We get there. Our driver was like, I don't know the area. Like, I don't want to drive too fast. This guy was moving like fucking molasses, which I respect because safety first. But we missed the boat by four minutes. I was literally waving to my friends that were on and we were like, no, fuck. So what did we do? We went to the little diner right next to it and we got like three Bloody Marys and a lobster roll, which honestly made us feel a bit better. But the fact that we woke up so early just to miss the fucking boat sparked a flame in my soul that I really don't even want to get into right now but it was annoying but whatever and then I got to the island we kind of got there took a nap and then woke up and I was like we were in fucking Nantuck right now and what did I miss what was the only piece of thing I left back in my apartment my whole wallet my purse so not only did I have that long ass travel day going there I had no ID to get into any single fucking bar nothing although I do a pole there so I was completely fine but I couldn't fly home so I had to take a train like all like a ferry there is no easy way of getting to Nantucket quickly especially on a weekend like Christmas stroll but you know what it was fucking fun and we lived to us it was good it was good night it was good in multiple nights it was fun weekend you know what I'm trying to say I don't even have enough time to sit and talk about that in this episode.

36:04I'll get to that in a different episode because the debauchery, like I feel like this nail that I have missing right here is probably lodged in some sailor's ass. But you know what? I live to tell the story barely. Like my neck hurts and I need to call my mom. But anyways, what a fucking time. We crushed it. New York City. So I'm like, I'm like giving a speech right now. Anyways, I love you guys. That's all for today's episode and so many kisses and Besos. Love you all.