Hallie Batchelder: Billionaires, Boobs & Black Cards

0:01Don't drug the team. Don't drug the team. Don't. Grateful wench.

0:15you're like moaning no yeah yeah get back in your routine how does that look? better or worse? better cheers cheers cheers cheers just let god go with you but like what can I not say? you can say anything you want can I talk about put the microphone in front of your face what is up daddy gang it is your founding father alex cooper with call her daddy

0:47yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh yeah hey tonight's about to get weird okay cheers let's do a quick little prayer let's do a quick little seance um um art father who art in color daddy how howly be thy saying a lot of bad shit tonight thy kingdom come i will make i will make him come and i will not sound dumb amen that's not a prayer no yeah that's my new religion do you think any of your exes will be watching tonight hopefully if they have a phone those poor brokies those little weird freaks do you go for broke men sometimes to humble myself

1:57Halle Batchelder, welcome to Call Her Daddy.

2:04You may be wondering why we're dressed like this, Daddy Gang. I don't know. No, we're like back. We're like, we're in New York right now. You're back to your roots. Oh, my God. Hey, we're like us. Oh, imagine if we knew each other when I was in New York. No, you would be dead. No. You wouldn't be alive. I wouldn't have my career. Yeah, I'd be at your funeral and you wouldn't have your career or your husband. I would definitely not have my husband. we also imagine if we knew each other when you lived in boston no i wouldn't have been a bottle girl i would have just become friends with your dad much if i had fucked your dad wait that's not funny isn't he happily married no he's happily married but like imagine if alex cooper was my mom and i was like alex what's for dinner she's like i just signed 125 million dollar deal let me just preface this with anybody that's driving um in the car on the way to work because they could be on their way to work they could be nursing their child right now hopefully not they could be doing something wholesome it is about seven o 'clock at night in los angeles california it's so hot no it's so hot we got to take this shit off this hood we are sweating and we're drinking martinis and i'm sitting across from hallie now i discovered hallie on tiktok one day and i said i'd like that bitch uh i would like to be friends with that bitch and then i ended up starting a company and i was like oh i can be friends with her and i can work with her which is pretty cool yeah and Hallie is going to be launching her podcast tomorrow extra dirty episode one comes out so cheers you fucking did it bitch yeah should we take this shit off yeah maybe not the sunglasses but at least this no I'm overheating and then let's re-comb your hair I look like George Washington the third last time I saw you was in oh Los Angeles yes and Matt and I were putting you to bed yes that was the scariest thing ever because i was crossfaded on that fucking pj back talk about that experience no they were like yay yay i don't know like whiz was playing like his music and i was like okay like and you were like yeah and he was like wait have the whiskey and smoke the blunt i like don't smoke weed at all so when i hit it i was like so paranoid i think sweetie thanked me for being there i go you're welcome so we're on the plane i turn around and hallie has her hands crossed in a prayer position and she's not moving and she's not speaking and she's not making eye contact with anyone and i kept turning around being like hallie are you well i'm like with my like boss this girl that just signed me to the company and like i was just i i don't smoke at all like i'm not a smoker i don't smoke weed i don't like downers like that like uppers so i was like a little confused what was going on i was trying to play it fucking cool and i was supposed to go from landing from the pj and i was like my plan was to uber to lax and i'm like what time is your flight i've never heard of a flight taking off at like a steady 230 and hallie's like oh i don't have a flight i'm gonna get one though and she is blazed out of her mind not making eye contact with anyone still and she has glasses on and she's like no i'm gonna catch a flight to which Matt says excuse me you're not going to LAX you're coming home with us I was like gay I mean the thing is I woke up in your guest bed on top of the covers I didn't even take my clothes off didn't even tuck in you had given me a whole house tour that I don't even recall I woke up and there was like a desktop right in front of me I click the name and it goes Alex Cooper desktop and I go fuck no not today and it was like noon and I could hear you guys downstairs making coffee and I was like calling like Lauren I was calling all my friends being like I don't know if I can go downstairs this is terrible this is like a like this is a nightmare no that was fun no that was fun how would you describe your personality when you're drunk aside from the wandering eye creep fucking bitch i feel like either i go mute like you don't know if i'm like drunk or not or i'm just like completely an extra version of my extra self i don't want to cause a scene i'm not like confrontational at all some people when they get drunk they're like mean and rude and confrontational maybe i'm very chill i'm also like very like a respectful human being i feel Like, I'm just, like, down with, like, the vibes.

6:26I'm just trying to, like, I don't want to cause a scene. Are you someone that is going to drunk text people? Are you a drunk texter? Yeah. Oh. Yeah. I mean, like, who's not? Like, I don't know. Like, grow up. Wait, but I, like, have had a couple, like, drunk text situations where I'm just, like, there needs to be a child lock on my phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, once I send this nude to this guy, and it was a video. It was, like, a cinematic masterpiece. And I was using like a bright pink fuchsia dildo. And I was absolutely plastering myself with it. What? Are you in your bed? Yeah, my twin bed on Nantucket.

7:05No. Yes. You're doing this in daddy's home? And I sent it to the wrong guy. His name started with M. The other guy's name started with M. But the guy I sent it to was like this guy named Matt from like sleepaway camp when I was 14. And I was like, he had a blessed day that day. I don't fucking care. Did you realize that when you were fucked up or did you realize in the morning? in the morning he thumbs up did he didn't even reply he's he must have known he was like this ain't for me he was like yeah in that moment question do you then decide cinematic masterpiece should i actually now fire this off to the right person it's too late it was too late the person i wanted to even fire it off to i think didn't deserve it i think this random guy from sleep boy camp deserved more at this point but my drunk texts weren't even like where you at they were just like uh like very well composed like sex with like an intro three supporting arguments and like a closing statement i'd be like this is a cinematic mat i don't even like i wouldn't even regret that i'm gonna die on this hill someone published this shit how the fuck are you like writing that shit when you're fucked up ai chat gbt give it to me right now one two three

8:26holly i fucking love you um okay where did you come from like i feel like you crawled out of a hole like were your parents strict with you growing up like what was what was going on i mean they were um they weren't strict at all okay i feel like they had expectations like you get to get good grades make your bed don't get pregnant although I did once but like don't get pregnant okay so my parents can be strict sometimes oh okay like when I would throw parties in college there was one time I threw a party in college and I had all my friends over it was like for my friend's birthday and like one of her girlfriends like threw up all over my parents carpet the cops had came so everyone was like hiding in a room they went up to like the fourth floor I live in like a brownstone in Boston they went to the fourth floor into my parents room this girl threw up all over like my parents like a hundred thousand dollar carpet it was horrid it was a fucking crime scene okay so they found out I've never seen my dad so mad at me I thought I was cut off for good I thought I was cut off for good so I signed up for seeking arrangements i was being the most i was so extra i was like seeking arrangements near me i'm done there's no way holly i never went on a date but i signed up you know i got chlamydia once let's talk about chlamydia twice oh sorry tell me tell me about your time i mean i got chlamydia once it was with an older gent who i loved i didn't love him i just loved how rich he was i don't know he was so rich like we'd go to like a bar and he'd be like what do you want to drink and i'd be like i want a spicy margarita and then he'd be like how much should i tip a thou should i tip a thou he like abbreviated a thou and i was like tip a thou yay yay yay and then he invited me to the bahamas and his friend had a private island and it was just all the things his name was Epstein his name was Diddy no stop no but he would like how old was this man he wasn't even that old he was like 38 how old were you at the time 23 okay that's good that's good he was weathered though he looks stressed out he looked like a leather couch like he looked like he was stressed out at work like what was he up to what did he do for work he was a hedge fund owner owner wait that's hot wait owners is that a thing ceo how did you meet him nantucket that's and he didn't have children or kids he could have that you know of could have you got me pregnant you got you pregnant yes that was the same guy in chlamydia but i thought the chlamydia pill was postponing my period so it was like double homicide pow pow what can i not say that you know what i think you fucking should say that because in the state of the motherfucking union of our country you had a right and thank god i was able to have an abortion back then honestly i don't i can't even imagine if it wasn't an option to me so imagine you as a mother right now like right here i'm like hi father cooper i'm doing an interview i have big tits can i even breastfeed wait oh can you i think so it's under the muscle i continue yeah okay you know you that's what i remember you drunkenly in the back of the car with matt and i on our way back you're like guys i have something i really want to talk to you about and i'm like oh we're gonna talk about extra dirty whatever you're like i kind don't want to go bigger i stand by this you want to go bigger yeah bigger your tits well they're all right 295 cc high profile and everyone thinks they're real everyone thinks they're real no like when like oh my god like everyone thinks they're real they don't like fake because the tits i had before i gained a lot of weight then lost a lot of weight and then gained a lot of weight so kind of like a rock and a sock like picture a rock and a sock you know you're swinging a rock and a sock it's like a weapon okay so like i filled that up and i went conservative with the ccs but they don't look fake enough if i'm going under the knife pop it up make them look fake you want to go bigger they bounce still like fuck that you don't want them to bounce not really you want them to just be i want to be sat in listening to me wait you went to catholic school yeah it's shocking that's literally makes so much sense i went to catholic school also so i can say that Oh, yeah.

13:13Just a lot of repression. It's like caging a wild animal and then setting them free into college. From fifth through twelfth grade, I never had class with a male. I had slept with one guy, and I had done, like, one line of Adderall. And I was like, I'm a freak. I'm so crazy. And then I got to college, and I was like, wait, dick? It was insane. So high school, you were pretty tame. So tame. What was your first boyfriend? He was like this very religious, went to the brother's school, all boys Catholic school, was like captain of the hockey team. Very nice guy. Very religious. Massive dick. Wait.

13:54I know. I miss him. No, I'm kidding. Where is he now, you think? He has a girlfriend. Oh. He's like 5 '7". Aren't you 5 '8"? Yeah. In grass. Five foot. but the big dick he was a tripod alex the walking tripod if the wind gusted him right over he wouldn't be standing right up but to have that as your first experience is a little intimidating though well intimidating for everyone else like after him it was like what is this what did i sign up for why did we break up it's like upsetting the second guy i got with after my ex had a micro penis literally my pinky what did you do when you saw it it wasn't a seeing it thing it was like is it in yet is it in yet i had no idea like it was like this big i swear to god you've actually tried to have sex with a micro penis i i did have sex with a micro penis what position worked the best none of them we were i was on a bean bag in my friend's like common room in college so disgusting wait okay can we talk about karate yeah kumbaya the karate kid is here today guys it's a fun fact that i am a brown belt in karate i did it for nine years i wasn't like an athlete you weren't gonna see me in soccer or hockey or I don't know what other sports track no like none of them I my parents like you should do karate and like that's a sport you put your kids into when you're like three and I was out popping my fucking pussy until I was probably 17 hold on I'm a brown belt did you get like bullied for this yes so I for a period I stopped and then I accidentally before a sweet 16 got alcohol poisoning because I was 14 I'm youngest my grade so it's like before I was 16 I like drink too much and my parents like you're grounded for nine months and you have to do karate and I was like all right like fuck and I'm like 14 like guys are just starting to notice me and I have to go back and put my gi on I'm like a little brown bell and I'm like I'm like cool yeah yeah and like I'm like guys aren't gonna buck with this it's true give me like a hand move what would you do you'd bow first be respectful

16:26I can't really get into the grooves I used to like do the job I used to judge younger karate students what I was that good I was so good at karate do you use any of those moves in the bedroom probably I'm violent in the bedroom a man hates to see me coming Hallie can we talk about your dad? let's talk about the finances are you still using your dad's credit card to this day? yeah it's actually a sensitive topic today I got a text this morning being like in the group chat my dad goes I just cancelled the JetBlue card good luck love you to my family group chat I go wait what the absolute fuck He goes I don't use it anymore I'm like but I do What do you mean?

17:16What is the JetBlue card? Like his card we all have in Apple Pay But it's like Monopoly It's like bang bang It's like oh bang we're at dinner bang You know I could fly around the world 17 times So you got cut up on the JetBlue No yeah we're done The black card we're so back The black card hates to see me coming it's nice that he's not a sugar daddy like this is your actual dad yeah it's the sugar daddy minus the sugar do you think he'll ever cut you off um no because like he really wants us to be safe he's big on safety like the reason why he would never like disclose his credit card number for the black card he does not let us do subway transportation or uber x like it's over I'm not kidding.

18:05He like doesn't feel safe with that. He also doesn't feel safe with us having a bad haircut. Or bad hair. Or like bad clothing. He doesn't feel safe, Alex. He protects our safety. I can't. I literally can't handle you. Okay, so it's all about safety. Yeah. A new bag, safety. Yeah. New hair. Safety. But also like, but also like nice interior design makes me feel safety. CB2 safety. William Sonoma safety. Revolve. Revolve. Revolve makes me feel safety. So let me get this right. do you have a like uh you can't spend more than this in a month or no i'm not disrespectful okay i don't abuse it it's not like i'm going to bergdorf and like popping my absolute pussy at bergdorf while he's not there yeah but when i'm there we're popping our fucking pussy at bergdorf if you ever go too hard what is like a reprimand from your father look it's an email what it's an email where it says purchase activity not detected or like purchase activity i wasn't there and he sends a question mark and we just usually don't reply stop I'm like trash spam I'm like who is this um okay let's talk about your dating life

20:02okay let's talk about your dating life okay do you have an age limit um diapers is that bad to say

20:16what's funny is i was thinking like 85 65 yeah diapers oh i don't know you're talking about old man yeah an old man with diapers hospice diapers wait what you thought i was talking about the younger and that's a problem we had to talk about that after okay that was weird for me um can you tell me what is the oldest you've gone on a date with date or fact i don't know um the oldest guy i slept with i don't date a lot okay right sorry no dates just um but the oldest guy i've slept with is probably 52 okay how was that good for him i sucked him sideways in fruition he's out sunset was he single i think have you ever had sex with a man and then realized he was married afterwards yes how do you handle that i mean what that's not my problem if you are hooking up with me and like you're in a relationship and you don't disclose it i don't see how that's like my issue it's not your issue um what is the most expensive thing a man has ever bought you aside from your father that's a good question actually um I mean these guys this man thought he bought my tits what oh this is actually a really good story share with the class so this is the guy I was seeing at the time he was in London I remember facetiming him he was horrible to me like he'd be like I'm getting with this influencer and that influencer I'd be like okay but I'm like I'm so cool with that whatever and I would be like I think I want like new tits and he was like I I think I agree with that.

21:52Like he was horrible to me. And then he goes, he's like, it's 6 a.m. in London. I'm so fucked up. I've stayed up all night. Like I'm going to Venmo you 10 grand for your tits. So him and his best friend Venmo me for each tit. So each think they own one tit. But then. Wait, they Venmo'd you? Yeah, they Venmo'd me on the spot. Him and his friend? Yeah. but then my mom was like wait if you really want me to pay for the surgery just get your real estate license and i'll pay for it so like macgyver on the fucking keyboards i studied so hard i got my real estate license and like within like a week and a half i swear to god and these fucking dumb ass billionaires i pocketed their money so quick so you had you fucking later you You had 10K for your tits from them.

22:46Yeah. And my parents just paid for them. I never sold a house ever either. I fucking love that for you. No. Have you ever signed an NDA? Yeah. Oh. Have you? Like what? Tuesday. For like a, I know you can't talk about it, but not for like business. I've never signed an NDA. I don't know. Shake said yes. Yeah, I mean, I've signed a couple, but, like, for, like, guys I don't even think deserve them. Like, YouTube guys, I'm, like, be so fucking for real right now. You signed a name for me, babe. No. Have you fucked someone that does YouTube? Multiple. I actually have my own channel. No. Wait, but you've never fucked David Dobrik, have you?

23:36I'm taking out my sunglasses for this. Ew! Okay. Are you fucking kidding me? My eyes are like, where am I? Okay. My eyes are like, where am I? Yeah, where am I? Okay. You thought I fucked David Dobrik? No. I'm out of here. Can we keep that in? What is the weirdest thing that someone has asked you to do in bed? You know, what is the weirdest thing? Probably the weirdest thing, guys, anything ass related. This one guy got on all fours and he was arching his back and I was eating his ass out. i didn't love that for me you love that for him also there was this one guy

24:19that had the extension bar i told you about this no this fucked me up talk about it go i'm gonna no i'm not this is hogtie was fucking light work the hogtie was not even the part i this part of story I didn't even explain this guy had an extension bar and he had shit like I hope you can see this right now he had like the clanks here and the clanks on each ankle and there was a bar in between my legs and if you moved your legs like another inch you can't go back in so if you move your legs another inch you can't go back in so I was in like the splits for like three and a half hours and I swear to God I was on a flight back from LA like cross-eyed dislocated let me just say this Hallie and I are sitting next to each other in LA having a cocktail we're whispering sweet nothings to each other like I love you I'm asking her just about her escapades and she starts talking about this machine essentially that she it was giving home depot pr hall

25:30it's like a curtain rod between her fucking legs but there's a spring and when you said that so are you is this happening when you're getting fucked from behind no so like i was on my back in the hog that's what that's what made it crazier the hog tie was in front and i felt like a chandelier at one point yeah he put the bar over his neck at one point and then flipped me over it was like you can't move your legs i thought i pulled a hamstring alex i thought i was needed pt after this wait what i had recently watched the uh wait what do you watch jake gyllenhaal show oh you thought i was about to say i got a video of it i was like i wouldn't be shocked No, I, while she was explaining this to me, had watched the Jake Gyllenhaal show, if any of you had watched it.

26:23It's like presumed innocence. And the girl is murdered and she's wrapped up in a hog tie. So aside from a hog tie, what is like a weird thing? Like a weird thing that would make like Hallie Batchelder be like, that definitely was on the Richter scale of like weird that a man has done to me. I mean, nothing makes me blush, but this one thing made me fear for many lives. I'm not going to lie. Like this man was love bombing the absolute fuck out of me in a way where I was like aware it was happening. But there was one night he called me and he always would call me, spend two hours on the phone talking about fucking nonsense.

27:04I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. I'm trying to go to bed or order Uber Eats. I don't know what you're saying. So he called me up and he's like, I wrote a short story about you. And I'm like, oh my god like trying to be like so cutesy and like interested what was it about he's like i wrote it about you and like you were my muse and i was like i've never been a muse before right like tell me everything i'm like tell me everything every fucking detail this story was basically like this random girl gets set up with this guy that works on a ranch and they go on a first date it's a blind date and like he like teaches people how to shoot a gun and she's like i'm scared of guns anyways she's like whatever they continue dating and she keeps using the gun to like masturbate like fuck herself with the gun she's like popping her pussy with the gun while he goes to work okay and i was like okay this is a really good story so he's like yeah like then she uses the gun it's like a rifle to pop her pussy to work well anyways

28:19anyways one day the end of the story was he walks in because he forgot his wallet or something and she's like using the rifle to masturbate and accidentally shoots her whole fucking head off. Like,

28:38I go, that's so sweet. What? I'm like, we're so in love.

28:49So I'm like, this girl blows her brains out and I'm, I'm the news I'm like what I'm like I've never even talked about masturbating with this guy but all of a sudden I am popping my pussy with a rifle dude isn't that fucking insane I feel so like he walks in and like it's like he like she's like oh my god he walked in like what here's the thing I do feel like Like life is about how you handle moments. And I do feel like of any woman in the world for a man to share that kind of short story. You are the type of person that could maybe handle it better than another woman. Because like some bitches would just literally start like crying on the phone being like, why would you tell me this?

29:44But you're like, I said, thank you. wow and then when you got off the phone do you like call your friends or do you just like pick back up that one's i mean like i can like handle a fucking weird weird like dirty text or whatever but like a weird two-hour story about like how i blew my head off with a rifle via mat via masturbating i didn't really know how to handle so yes i called my best friends i was like i don't handle this well i'm about to visit him whatever and they're like honestly period and i was like the period per let's still do it i still visited him and i came hallie yeah hallie alex no i couldn't get on that flight i'm too paranoid i think he was gonna fucking kill me i mean your podcast is gonna be fucking insane you're literally lounging like which story should i tell about him uh the hog ties i wouldn't even consider that bad sex that was good sex you enjoyed that i like that what is the worst sex you've ever had or what would you consider bad sex there was this one guy hooked up with where he had like this weird baby fetish like where he thought it was like a doll or like a baby doll and he was like oh my pretty little princess my little girl my little pretty little princess and i was like who the fuck do you think you're talking to you say just my pretty little princess and we talked in bed and i was like do you need to be fucking murdered because i don't know what you're talking to right now no that's the type of shit i'm not into freak of the week i'm gonna ask you some rapid fire okay who is the most famous person in your dms you know this you can't say it you want me to say it nowhere or do we want to let you like hook up with him first and then yeah i mean i don't want people i mean like there's a lot of famous people on my dm how do you handle that do you like that no well i mean they're all fucking weirdo losers i feel like as of growing up i feel like i'm like oh it'd be so cool it's like fuck a famous guy and then you're like oh these famous people are fucking weird freaks like scott disick get out of my dms you weird fucking weird freak okay have you ever hooked up with your friend's boyfriend yeah well like it's memorial day weekend and like she can send it i mean like she was like suck them sideways i said i'll suck them diagonal no can i tell the story yeah you tell the story but i won't tell who it is no like please tell the story because i want to tell the story so bad i think it's hilarious it shows how close me and Lauren are she loves this story is she okay with it going public okay so Hallie and I are with Lauren and we're with Graydon and I don't know what happened but we all started talking about sucking dick and then all of a sudden you guys both turned to me and you had this like sadistic grin on and you're both like oh my god should we show her and I'm like show me what you're like let's show her and Lauren was like show her you go I need another drink before you show me and then you took a like a massive gulp of a drink and you go okay i'm ready and they pull up their phone and they go this is a video of hallie sucking my boyfriend's dick and i'm filming it and i'm like hold on hold on just for context daddy gang her lauren is my lauren like they are best friends they do everything together and how long have lauren and her boyfriend been together four years four years okay so they showed me this video honestly great work great work by you i mean i learned from the best and hallie is i'm really good at sucking dick ass wait don't

33:46we caught that what is this episode i keep that in anyway so i watched this and it was a masterpiece like it wasn't even like a weird video it felt like we were all in this together kind of vibe like lauren was like moving to make sure she was getting the right angle the boyfriend was having a time you were having a time yeah i think she had a ring light but but how the fuck do you and isn't it like now like a yearly thing because she doesn't like to suck dick what is this like it's like our inside joke like she doesn't like suck dick and i was like oh we gotta do it for you and like we're all like really good friends like oh yeah she's so confident like she's too confident she's so hot she's like she's so hot how many times have you done this like four score seven years ago multiple times but like four times like three or four times and how do these nights begin they begin with the plant the seed being planted it's like okay this might happen later but usually it's always on memorial day we get on antucket like we go out we go to crew we have a couple cocktails the champagne's flowing and then someone's dick is being sucked and if it's her boyfriend's do you leave the room after and she fucks him or what is happening so it started was i want to watch them have sex like i always was curious how lauren fucked i've never seen it before so i like want to watch i've never seen it before so like you often see your best friend have sex i mean yeah i mean like so picture this chair in the room okay And they're like fucking on the bed.

35:16And I was just kind of like sitting there with like my legs crossed like this. And I was like kind of like a weird creeper. You're literally like smiling. Like I'm like cheers. I have like a notepad out. I'm like all right. This is it. Okay. There you go. How did you feel? Were you at all turned on or were you just like fascinated? I was like turned on. But I was like no. I don't think I would have a three way with Lauren. Interesting. but you would suck her boyfriend's dick yeah while she watches that's like not that intimate like it's not that intimate i would never like hook up with lauren interesting like i've had many three ways lauren could never be in that situation why i don't think she would want to be in that situation first of all and second of all like i think lauren has too much respect for herself to be involved in whatever situation i want to be involved with but she'll let you suck her boyfriend's dick she honestly looks at it as like me she's like oh my god like he's a good dick i'm sharing this with my best friend oh my fucking god dude that's some confident ass bitch no it's the most confidence i've ever seen because she's not even like worried that you guys are gonna like ever do anything never back never ever it's insane she's like i want this for you I want to share this goodness with you because you are my best friend.

36:43That's how she looks at it. And does she also say like, and also because you're so good at sucking dick? Yeah. And also she's like, I don't want to suck. So you do it for me. And I have oral fixation. Like I used to bite my nails until I got them done. Wait, really? I had the vape. Like sucking dick calms me down.

37:03That's the promo. That's the title. Who needs therapy when you have dick?

37:24so you've had multiple threesomes many what is the weirdest threesome you've ever had the weirdest threesome i ever had thank you for asking you're welcome it was during covid cut that you can't the way that you start stories like it was memorial day like this specificity no like this one girl was hooking up with this guy and i'd hooked up with three of his brothers like we cut that out we're at a house party and she's hooking up with this guy all day and i had a guy at the time and like i had facetime sex with this guy in the bathroom so i was like popping my pussy in this bathroom and then i like was done whatever i came out and this couple is still hooking up and i was like hmm well here now that i'm here now that i'm aroused and ready to fucking go i'm ready to fire off they were like why don't you join i was like okay it was like the couch like the living area of this like small ass boston apartment oh and they were doing blow wait can i say that yeah so they were doing blow and she was like let's let's just like it'd be funny if he'd like both did blow off his dick so like one of them be sucking one of me doing blow suck blow suck blow suck blow the whole rotation this girl ultimately like takes off all her clothes and then she starts like riding this guy and then I sat on his face and then we swap swap swap and there was like the human centipede situation reverse did you enjoy that moment like did you actually have fun yeah built character what is the biggest lie you've ever got caught in i didn't give you comedia

39:05i did i did though okay um what is your favorite sex position you know i would say on top it's quickest and easiest and get some out of my apartment quickest if you get those new tits it's gonna be quick you know you're like pow pow pow pow pow but i also like doggy but guys do not like to have doggy with me because there's not much recoil going on it's like a negative recoil it's like putty it's like play-doh what because the tits are in the front and there's nothing in the back i thought i would get fake tits and distract from my like lack of ass it's like putty ass have you ever been in love absolutely not what's your most controversial opinion do you think anal is pleasant how if you're hooking up with someone 10 times how many times are you doing anal of those 10 times i mean i've probably had more anal than here no stop we can't wait you're like you're hitting the anal train i mean i'm a good canada i don't like food so like there's only in me

40:16can you see that have you ever gone back to front and gotten a kidney infection yeah i think i have a uti i think i have uti on my lv right now are you able to come from anal depends who you ask oh wait what i don't know who have i faked it for 10 times of sex how many times are you faking your orgasm usually not i'm actually really good at finishing do you use a It's like my superpower. No, I just use them as a dildo with a heartbeat. Usually it's me on top actually riding into the sunset. And then whatever you want to do with me after is. Are you often making eye contact during sex? Yeah, it helps me.

40:57It does. Yeah. I couldn't tell if you'd be someone that's like, I'm not going to go deep emotionally. It depends how ugly they are. Honestly. Okay, let's talk about your podcast. Okay. extra dirty it comes out tomorrow yes how do you feel about it i'm excited i just feel like i want to get some unhinged shit online again we got to bring that back so i'm excited to actually tell a good fucking story yeah there's no censorship there's i need no censorship i'm excited for you to talk about your life because i feel like the fact that you have garnered such an audience already and people love your debriefs and like everything about your life but you're right like it's so tiny the amount that you're able to give because of how salacious your stories are on TikTok you are giving like bite-sized information and people are loving it already and so I feel like the concept of you actually being able to sit down for like an hour at a time and give debriefs that are there is literally nothing that you can't say no one is telling you like Hallie that's too much Hallie that's not enough like you can say whatever the fuck you want it's kind of exciting I'm very excited it's gonna be really good it's also like a breath of fresh air I feel like a lot of people are so filtered just online in general yeah even if it's like not like a salacious story whether it's just like pointing out your flaws I really want to get into that and just like have like a true life online experience have you ever felt like you overshared too much on the internet i overshare all the time i mean i've overshared to you yeah like you you're like okay do you ever regret it or no with you or online both uh no it's just like what makes me me i overshare and like i feel like that's a real life experience to be oversharing it sucks and you're gonna deal with like the repercussions in the morning but then fuck you get through it and honestly it builds character there is nothing i'm more excited for than your show it's gonna be so fun truly every thursday hallie bachelder coming to live extra dirty it's gonna fucking happen and by the time this is out daddy gang hallie show is coming out tomorrow on thursday and we will be in new york city partying and celebrating i love you thank you for coming on and spilling your secrets and now let's go to dinner i love you so much love you

43:27Thank you.