Harry Jowsey: From Fuckboy to Marriage Material

0:00Hello? What is up daddy gang? It is your founding father, Alex Cooper. We call her daddy. Where are you? Come on in.

0:17What? I forgot how tall you are. Oh, my God. Wait, I forgot how tall you are. You're so little. Oh, my God. Wait. Wait, what? Sit down. We're just starting. Are we doing? We are so tall. I always forget. Wait, what? Let's go. What up? Wait, can we check that the camera even fits you? You're the tallest person I've ever had on the podcast. So excited. Harry, oh my god, you smell great. Oh, gum. Does he look good? Is his head in the frame? Oh, hi. Oh my god, I'm going to start crying. I haven't seen you in so long. I was, okay, I swear to god, I was tearing up for the past week. stop no my heart is racing no harry okay harry jossie welcome to call our daddy oh it has been too long isn't it kind of crazy how like both of our lives have like gotten bigger and like crazier and like where we were when we first podcasted together like right it's kind of crazy oh my i was thinking about it on the like the last week and i was like holy shit to be a friend and a fan and to see like you blossom and like how what this has turned into like i was just like damn like if there's one person that motivates me not trying to kiss your bum no i feel the same way about you but it's just like oh no you don't shut the fuck up i like i like watch your story like a proud like friend i'm just like i'm just so proud of you no i like i'm just like dude i see all these amazing guests it's so crazy i'm like alex we made it no you know what's also crazy i was thinking about this but for guests of the show like you have come on three times why am i so special that's what i was gonna say like why do i keep coming back harry i think because like we like love each other we have this like good vibe and like oh and it's almost like now we have to like catch up all the time and just like check in this is so crazy did i hear that you There's like Derova Lambo up here.

2:22What up, bitches? Yeah. Okay. But I'm not living in a house like this. Hold on. Hold on. I don't live here. Wait. So you just bought this? No, no, no. It's like my studio. You have a whole house in the studio? Because like when celebrities are coming, I don't want them to like go to like a corporate office and like go past like a security guard and have to go up to like the elevator. It's like it's more intimate that they can come into my house and like go in the backyard. If you want to swim later, go swim. like you can do it all experience i'm going everything today holy shit but it's a i just want to say it's an orange lambo yeah harry i ordered it like like maybe two years ago okay so you didn't just rent it for today no i was i was thinking that alex thinks i'm gonna like rent it but like if you go inside it like it smells like dog like like slum and everywhere like so it's like lived in oh it's destroyed wow an orange lambo like harry like are you stacking up on your money over there i'm trying i'm spending all of it harry we need to get you a financial advisor let's be smart no i get so sassy i'm like let me just fucking buy it like fuck you you're kind of like a lady like you're like i'm like yo like i could die tomorrow like let me get like let's go 110 in debt

3:50you just celebrated your birthday oh yes how how was it oh it was so fucked up we we also you're 26 i know when i said that to people before they're like that's it like you're only 26 you're so young well because i look old no you don't you don't you look great oh really but like you just you're so tall and like manly and i don't know i feel like you have like you're 35 with like kids in the family like no i don't know you would know if you had kids they'd be coming for the lambo yeah yeah yeah okay so no kids yet no okay i was i was excited for a little bit there was something that i was like oh like this could be the one and then like no no this is not the one harry no i know it was so silly but like i was at a point well actually last time we saw each other yeah i was just like you were like dating julia bro and then jake paul stole i know like that feels like ages ago that's crazy so i was you got me in my worst oh okay and now like i think i was just like okay cool like i don't want to have like sex with everyone anymore well not like i was having sex with everyone there's still people that i miss yeah but anybody who in the eyes there's some people that i missed he said like a couple stragglers i didn't get to insert inside no but i was just like oh i just want to have sex with people that like i love and i care about because sex is just so much better when you care like one night stands and whatever else and then i stopped drinking and now i'm drinking again should we be drinking right now i didn't know because i was like okay let's talk about that for a second you stopped drinking for how long 13 months okay and and why did you start drinking again okay so it was after coachella last year i was like you know after a festival you like fucked up in bed for like two weeks i was destroyed and i was like you know what i'm not gonna drink till my birthday and then i didn't i didn't do the math on it and then it was like two months in my friends like come out let's get fucked up i was like oh no i told myself that I was going to wait till my birthday.

5:57And then it got to like 13 months. I'm like, dude, what is wrong with me? So you were like, you were done with drinking. Yeah. And then what did you do for your birthday? Oh, I was, I was so embarrassing. So all my friends like flew in and then, you know, the benders started and it was just like bad news. And we went to Cabo and like, I could show you some stuff off camera. It was fucked up. Like what? Like what were you up to? Come on. Just give us a little like. No, we were just like. There was like no one in the clubs and we're just like getting naked, like throwing money everywhere. Like the people that we're with just taking their clothes off.

6:34And then we were at this very expensive hotel and we're stealing like the fire hydrants and like spraying each other. Just like classic, like fun loving things. Like just classic Harry Jeltsy thing. We paid for the fire hydrants. Good. We cleared it up. Yeah, we spent a lot of money there. Wait, so was that the first time that you drank in 13 months? Yeah. What was your tolerance like? Terrible. I had one shot and I was like, yeah. I'm like, I want to have sex. I want to get crazy. Wait, did you have birthday sex? No. There was like hesitation. No, I don't. No. You remember. No. You're blushing.

7:14You can tell me. No, you just make me nervous. Wait, why? for a while i was like oh i don't want to i just don't want to hook up with anyone because it's so draining yeah you know you just put so much into it you're just such a lover but i was like the next person i date i want to marry so i'm dating to marry so anyone who looks at me like if if you if there's if i don't see that we're gonna get married i'm gonna block you harry you can't do that that is not happy no you're like the classic thing of like women always say like there are guys that you're like oh my gosh like we were in love but he just wasn't ready to get married and when men are ready to get married if they just find the person on the street that's their wife like you just wake up one day and you're like i'm ready for my wife the postman i'm like dude wait okay so did you have birthday sex don't lie to me yes okay yeah was it like with multiple people like what are we what are we working with no no it was just like i woke up i'm like i'm so sorry what you said sorry to who to the the the friend the friend yeah because you had sex with a friend no no it was just like an old fling that decided to come back around oh and they went to get down to cabo with you no they didn't yeah the school of fish okay so you went to cabo then on your actual birthday why we've literally talked about like fingers and buttholes but you're more of a form i'm trying your outfit you feel more like an adult yeah I feel like we're in a therapy session I feel like I'm your therapist how are you

8:53you're married are we getting married I'm getting married that's crazy did you think one day we were gonna get married I was I think I commented on it and I had people dm me like I know you're secretly angry like yeah of course I'm angry I'm pissed we're good as friends no I was like so good if this if if we ever if in the previous yeah anything ever happened you would never talk to me right so like it's good for you and clout that you're able to keep coming on here because we've never hooked up yeah and we're just friends but if had we had hooked up then you wouldn't be here yeah so that's also to anyone that ever thought we hooked up we never hooked up yeah okay yeah we why are you being weird about the birthday sex thing no okay i fucked on my birthday okay but i was just like uh it was i don't know i was really drunk okay and i probably got taken advantage of oh okay okay i feel like it was fun okay and then and then the carbo thing like it was just whatever but i was also like okay do you feel like 26 you're in like your quarter life crisis era like what's going on no i am like um yeah i'm like i want kids marriage and a nice house this one specifically you're dressing the part for like the dad yeah you look like wait did you get more tattoos no i'm getting them removed oh oh you're like cleaning it up yeah oh so like we are like we're gonna have to like tone it down today no bring it up i'm i'm coming to see you i was so excited let's go i'm so proud of you so like you look great now oh you do okay i just realized there may be some people that listening to this that didn't listen to our first two i highly recommend i wouldn't say pause this one but just know like there's a really beautiful progression of like harry night can we turn out the um air a little bit getting hot um harry and i started our journey three years ago anyways we've now known each other for so long and it's only become this annual thing almost that we do of like but then it started to become like we needed time for this one because like now we really haven't seen each other since the last two was a little bit closer together Harry talked about you know when like he's fucking girl from behind like seeing a little bum fluff remember that bum whiskers yes I asked I asked Harry like does do you like look because a lot of girls are like so terrified like are you looking actually at my asshole when you're fucking me from behind and Harry was like well some like if I see little bum whiskers like and I was like oh so like girls are like do I have to shave my asshole and you were like no but like if it's like really bushy like maybe like clean it out so i can like you know not focus on just the bum whiskers yeah now that we're eating ass i don't want to be tugging on hairs you know i don't want to pluck them what changed for you to begin eating ass um i did it a few times and i just got a you know a bad taste in my mouth from the whole experience you know i'm in there um i'm like you know did you have curry last night because i could my tug is spicy uh but now i'm like you know what i'm in my dad era what would a dad do oh a dad would eat us and suck toes oh i got a foot fetish oh not really what i love sucking toes harry what the fuck okay hold on i went into ayahuasca i've got to develop the foot fetish from that and then here we are i feel like ayahuasca helps you like go to a different place in life but you just realized through ayahuasca i've never heard someone be like i realized in that i have a fucking foot fetish what what oh who who's who so you were sucking toes for a little bit there and you really like it now i'm like yeah i'm just like look if you're enjoying you know laying down missionary put a foot in my mouth oh well you're fucking them you're also sucking the toe i'm not sitting there just like oh yeah are you making eye contact while you're fucking them sucking their toe i'm trying not to because i'm like i don't want i don't want you to look at me right because it's almost like you're like kind of sucking dick but like the big show don't look at me look away yeah yeah let me enjoy my popsicle i honestly kind of love that for you i think it takes a real man to be able to eat ass to really be able to like put that toe in there and like look around i'm so proud of you no i'm growing up this doesn't sound like a like a quarter life crisis no i have a whole wardrobe full of just sex toys and like this big fuck machine like it's been fun wait what what i was in a relationship for like a year so i was just like going after it there was one day where we didn't a little bit of time where we didn't see each other for a minute and i was like you know what there's a bunch of stuff i want to try and you're the dance partner so strapped her into the bed and then i was like i lit all these candles she thought i wasn't taking a meeting she came in my room she's like what's going on i was like you just have to shut the fuck up and you're gonna get pinned down and you've got no choice and does she like it she loved it okay that's great that's good to clarify too like when you're pinning a woman down like yeah to clarify call her daddy she was loving it we previously spoke about it okay and she's like yeah i just love like because she just loves to be dominated so i'm like okay well i think that's also really hot in relationships where like take a little fucking initiative i think sometimes people forget like hey sometimes you should surprise your partner with things i heard that you have this plan oh you look great in white okay are you good okay what plan okay what plan are we talking about okay i heard you had a plan to be single for three years i think it was when i broke up uh with your ex-girlfriend for the first time and i was like you know what i don't want to do this anymore i just want to focus on myself and i'm kind of in that place right now okay so is that like a hard like three years it's it's more just like everyone stay away from me unless you're like the wife like unless you're the one you know which is so scary scary thing to say but i'm like i just don't want to fuck around i've like i've learned enough lessons i've learned everything i need to learn yeah you know i know what i like i know what i don't like like just stay away from me am i allowed to ask because i feel like i've seen certain things on the internet where like you and your ex like wanted to stop talking about each other but like why did you guys know you weren't the ones for each other um i think when they start to take a fancy for other guys while you're in a relationship like that that tends to like that'll do it yeah that will really like set you over the line when it's just like okay like hey you actually have a boyfriend you shouldn't be like bouncing on that guy oh okay so you got cheated on yeah i can't i haven't really said it i really said it but why well because i'm just like i don't talk about it okay but we're gonna talk about it here we are call it daddy always gets it out of him yeah you bring up whatever he's like every other interview is asking you're like no like it was an ambicles of bulls but you come on here like i got cheated on alex every like every interview they're like can we talk about your exes i'm like no like i don't want to talk about it alex is like harry how did you find out you were getting cheated on oh i think um well la is a pretty small place and he seemed like figured out and like there was a lot of like emotional cheating and there was a lot of like um cheating uh like messaging other guys whatever else and i was like whatever but i just were you a saint not the first time oh you guys had two rounds yeah two rounds like i i wasn't like going out of my way but i would like other people's photos and okay but is that the extent apparently oh no i would reply to some comments and stuff like that but like we love accountability here like this is no i've been i've been honest like it's over we can like open it up now yeah you in the first round of dating your ex-girlfriend you answered some dms you were liking some girls pictures you weren't being faithful in that sense like early on i think early days like before we officially put like a title on it like i was still messaging girls and whatever else which i didn't think was a big deal but then once things got serious and like and i'm like okay like i'm gonna marry this girl i want to buy us a house i want to do this stuff i was just like okay no one else matters and then uh yeah like second time around like it was this like same person as the first time that we broke up that we split and i was like okay cool like dude are they together now no no he's what's wrong with him no he's he's like i'll just tell you after okay so you just told me the people that's really shocking okay so so you you thought you were gonna marry this person and you were faithful towards the end also yeah i was being i was being such an angel like i was like planning our future together and like i i don't know i was being such a good boyfriend i feel like i took care of every aspect of her life like free like house bags everything she needed i got a rolex i got to like pay for a legal bill i could use a rolex i'll take the wedding ring give me your relationship give me your relationship wait wait wait okay harry when this comes out though is she gonna probably say something like you're lying do you think she'll say you're

18:04course so the daddy gang needs your help harry okay okay come on me daddy come on okay so i asked them to send in scenarios right now if they're getting kind of like mixed signals from a guy and if you can kind of break it down for us like what do you think this means for them okay so number one this guy has been inviting me out to dinner and to various activities like going to museums and going to parks and going to museums i'm like okay oh no you said museums you said it's so crazy sorry go go go they're going to museum yeah who says museum it's museum she went to the museum what she she went to the place with him she went to the place with him that has artifacts in it yes bam but but he has never once tried to kiss me the only red flag i saw was this time when he walked me home and i couldn't get inside my apartment he didn't offer me to go to his place so i had to sleep at my friends what is the vibe here is there an age no but i i kind of feel like i know what this is well you go no okay i i think my thought is i don't think it's a red flag that he hasn't tried to kiss you and i think in a good way like if he didn't offer you to come back to his place because you were locked out of your place i think there's a there is a world where he's actually trying to be respectful and not creepy of like come back to my place and like i think sometimes you have to look inward of like what vibes are you giving off like i think sometimes guys aren't going to go in for the kiss if like you're being a little bit more reserved like they want to be respectful i could be looking at it wrong no no i i'm fully in agreeance because i think with me like at this point in my life yeah i'm not trying to like take a girl home after going to the museum um like right away but like you know i i could i could see that he would just like wouldn't want to like overstep like yeah okay just you guys are just getting to know each other maybe there hasn't been the right opportunity like i don't remember last time i ever made out with someone at a museum.

20:02I don't know the last time I went to a museum. But I'd love that for a day. Like very educational. Like very chic. Okay. And here's the thing. I think you got a good guy because pieces of shit. I think we've spoken about this. Bad guys will just hang out with you at night. They just want to fuck you at night. That's it. There's only nighttime activities. They just want to have wine, dine, get a pizza, put it in your bum fluff. Yeah, like baby girl, you're saying the daylight. Like you're going to like the park. You've got a husband. You've got the one. Right, right. send his details no i think you're right i think if he's not being aggressive enough yeah you could also give hints and like maybe you can make like a light joke at your next dinner of like maybe i'll get a kiss tonight and like something cute and flirty to let him know you're open to it so you give him the green light be sitting there and be like can i get the cream pie no harry no one says that green pie no one's saying that okay but this is a good sign it's a good sign it's a great sign and I think if you really want to kiss him, it's so attractive if a girl leans in and just goes for it.

21:01No guy's ever going to say no unless it's my sister. Wait, wait. No guy. Oh, you're saying if your sister tried to kiss you. Yeah. Which they wouldn't because that's my sister. Right. Your sister has boundaries. And like the Jalously family isn't incestual. Unless you want to like talk about that today. That's great. So many headlines. I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble. I love you. I love you guys. Okay, next one. Next one. I just went on a date with a guy that I've been friends with. We've been Snapchatting a little, which I hate because we're too old for that. And he hasn't texted me since the date.

21:36Should I text him first? A grown man Snapchatting you? Get out. Get out. Wait, wait. Are you using Snapchat? No. Yeah. No. Okay, hold up. We get paid on Snapchat. Oh, okay. Are you on the program? No. oh you got enough money leave it for me no send me this content no but i i use snapchat because i get paid on it and i build a community you can build a community and you're not messaging the girls you're taking on dates on snapchat no here's what i will say some people are stuck in their old ways and i think if you are getting stuck on snapchat my immediate response is message them back and be like lol i don't use this app text me and then never open their message again that's a clear way to be like make the person a little insecure of like oh yeah this is not grown shit like let's move off of this app and also then you wait and if they don't text you goodbye we're done yeah gross like get out of snapchat grown man on snapchat it's all good it's not good he shouldn't even have snapchat unless he's harry making money and driving lambo okay so i've been hooking up with my best friend for almost a year now he was aware i had feelings for him but still talked to his ex throughout in a romantic way for sure last month i decided to break it off with him so he confessed his feelings for me but said he doesn't want to commit because he has a lot of personal issues he also claims he blocked his ex oh what the fuck should i give me a fucking break girl oh my are you serious come the fuck on first off do not fuck your best friend no that's why we've never do not fuck your best friend okay don't like it's just if you have something special why ruin it with for two minutes okay pumping and humping so they pumped and humped now now because she did it harry let's not make her feel bad she fucked the best friend let's talk a little about this manipulation yeah because what i don't like here is it's the classic the minute she pulls away he's coming back at her and he's trying to get her back but then right when he gets her back he's like but i don't want anything serious because like i have personal issues going on someone that says they have personal issues going on absolutely you can be having that but if it's actually a real connection someone will be with you even while they're going through their personal issues i truly believe it and also if he was serious about you the ex is never going to come back in the picture no other girl is going to be around like if it's legitimately if this is your best friend and you're like yeah oh do you care if i have my feet on the table not at all okay cool those are clean ass shoes yeah they're brand new yeah you run to them for today just like your car yeah same with the shirt same with the jacket he's still got the tag on his jacket you're returning all of this yeah let's go back to that even the undies no okay but also if it's your best friend like he should love you like through and through and like if it's that serious and if it's legit i just think the manipulation and and to be like okay well i actually had feelings for you because he knows that you care knows that you want that he's like dangling the carrot i agree chop that carrot the fuck out and go find a cucumber yeah like let's switch it up like oh good one yeah i don't know if i was going to really bad but like we love it no carrots are small cucumbers are nice huge yes and eggplant that shit okay but i get what you're saying i think anytime a guy that you're starting to talk to is convincing you that like oh i like i'm talking to my ex let's get out let's just let's just move on like your ex is your ex for a reason i agree we're out okay what does it mean when guys are amazing when hanging out in person connection conversation chemistry but are horrible textures and are always busy with work and barely communicate in between hanging out means he doesn't give a fuck about you harry sorry i mean he um the thing is again people are busy and i think that like take a bird's eye view yeah you know take a bird's eye view of like the situation okay is he like you got a crazy is he working at museums or is he like you got a crazy busy schedule and he can only like fit you in a little bit time but again people can text you back if they want to this is also a thing i would say is it depends what age you're working with but like i remember when i met my i hate this word is still so weird to me fiance crazy i know it's a little cringe though i just want to say partner like yeah when i met my partner he's like i gotta go shut up So when I met my partner, like he was like, like, I don't text, like I'll text you, but like, like I want to call you.

26:03And so I hate that. Oh, at first I was like, and then sometimes he would FaceTime me and I was like, how am I like hair done? But what I realized was like, he was just like busy as fuck. And when he had moments to connect with me, because he like has a big job and he's like working all the time. He wanted to call and talk to me and converse with me. And I appreciated that there was an effort. maybe I wanted to text a little bit more than phone calls but I knew it was an effort if this person's not giving you anything I think you could always say to them hey listen I get you're super busy but I would like a little bit more communication in between because I feel like sometimes we have these great nights and then there's just a dip off and we don't speak at all yeah if he tries to then act like you're crazy for wanting to speak that's a red flag of like you're being a little clingy you're just asking for some in-between communication that's good yeah I think everyone's selfish you When you said the FaceTime thing, I was like, ew, like, fuck that.

26:55I've had friends that call me and I'm like, peace off. Right, just text me. But I realize it's because I'm being selfish and I'm not thinking about their schedule. Because in that situation, I'm like, dude, why are you not thinking about my schedule? Exactly. But it's because I'm a little bitch. Yeah, exactly. I think it's good. I think it's good to realize also, like, you don't need to be texting 24-7. That's also something that's like, if you went from a relationship where it was so heavy in the texting, you also have to get used to, like, some adult relationships. Like, you don't need to be talking all day.

27:21Yeah, also, yeah. Yeah, there's literally friendships like ours. We don't text. We voice note. We do. Okay, listen to this one. My best guy friend tells me he wants to try a relationship but then goes out with his ex three days later. He then apologizes and said it's just as friends, but then he goes to a baseball game with her. I get that they have the same friend group, but dude, move on before you pursue me at all. Question being, can you be friends with your ex and move on? I think being in a – it's kind of scary. like being like i'm a very secure guy but if my girl is like texting her ex and they're like you know in the same friend group they're all hanging out it would it wouldn't make me feel comfortable wouldn't make me feel excited like i wouldn't be like oh fuck let's go hang out with big jimmy like the one that you told me that like has a horse cock like let's go i wouldn't feel excited about that situation i think that in no circumstances you should be friends with an ex yeah yeah if you're in a new relationship and you're still friends with your ex unless you have a child together and you're trying to be amicable that's also a different word amicable you're not friends like we're going to like get a drink together and like no no like you've been intimate with each other like keep it moving like there's no need for you okay but what about a one-night stand or something of like i think if you had a one-night stand with someone and what you're saying then you become friends then you get into a relationship you're still friends that person that you like one time had a one-night stand with i think yeah but you shouldn't hang out alone just out of respect for your partner yeah would you tell your partner that's it see that's a tough one oh that's hard that's a tough one i think i maybe if because i feel i'm under the impression that the truth always comes out yeah i think i would because i think also like if roles were reversed i'd feel really hurt if i was in a room with someone that my partner had fucked and i didn't know and even if it meant nothing to either of them i would feel like the idiot and you're right if something came out if someone made a joke and i'm like and then you find out that your partner didn't tell you that's a bigger deal than if they told you but you also then have to be mature enough if your partner tells you yo I doesn't mean anything then I think you also have to be mature enough to like be like okay I can see this person and be amicable with them yeah do you know what I mean very mature I call it one date wonder why go on a first date text me and saying you had a great time so much fun want to do it again and then fade out it's so hurtful and gets my hopes up so much why do you guys do this because we don't feel like the bad guy you know like i want to text you i want to tell you it was amazing and then like i just like let it fizzle out because again people are selfish and people just thinking about themselves yeah and it may be if they're they have a good soul they have a good heart they don't upset you you know i get that i almost think though like sometimes the like the false hope is more hurtful than just like ghosting i would rather get fully ghosted than someone being like i had the best time with you blah blah and then i'm like oh great let's meet up again and then like they keep like just just like passing me off and I'll, I'll ghost them.

30:18Yeah. But I think what you can know is no matter what it's hurtful, but just take it as like, okay, you didn't waste your time. The person doesn't want to go out with you again. It's okay. It hurts, but don't trust anything a man says. Oh, this one's sad, but it's like a classic. You can just answer this first date. The guy told me he's looking for a wife two months into dating. He said, he's not looking for anything serious.

30:43It was me. it was me yeah sweetie he hates you like what do we like what do you think say thank you i don't know here's the thing like look some guys could be using that as like a ploy to be like you know i'm serious i'm it could be a fuck boy tactic you know this could be like a full like he doesn't like you yeah he's just it's just not not it i think the answer is listen yeah he could have been serious saying he was looking for a wife and then he quickly realized you ain't my wife and so now he's like i don't want anything serious the point is he said he doesn't want anything serious so you can it doesn't matter he could be of lying that he wanted a wife he wanted a wife it doesn't matter he doesn't like you he sucks move on let's talk about nudes oh yay do you reuse nudes or do you take them fresh for every girl you send them to uh i think guys are different no yeah i don't know we have to fluff it up a little bit you know like do you ever reuse a good yeah yeah of course oh Yeah, like you said.

31:39All of them. Like, my dick was looking real good that day. Yeah. No, no. Like, I don't look amazing all the time. Totally. Like, it's cold. Totally. Like, oh, a little weenie. Yeah, no, it's just a helmet. Like, get out of here, you bastard. And sometimes you don't want to have to, like, get it up to send the pic. Yeah. Okay. Here's my question to you. Okay. So, I was talking to this girl. And I sent her, like, a nice, like, fun photo. And she's like, have you used that one on OnlyFans? and I'm like oh why is that an issue and she's like well then it's not for me and I was like oh fuck I kind of get that I'd be like because do girls care that you're on OnlyFans no not necessarily no because I'm like you want to go you want to cry you want to go to Hawaii like like do you want to get in the Lamborghini or like do you want to like sit on the sidewalk like I don't know Harry I love you so much it's kind of crazy I was told you didn't want to talk about only fans can we talk about it for oh i don't want to talk about it but with there was a bunch of shit i didn't want to talk about then here we are is it mostly men that are consuming your content 50 50 oh yeah i got my older ladies in there older ladies yeah shout out my moms yeah my god yeah older women and then my my boys your boys yeah that's great and so you're making bank we're doing okay i could see you're doing great we can do better yeah we could be you wait okay so you had girls that are like are you putting that on only fans i think i would feel that way too if i was like wait like you just gave that to like your mommies and the gays like i want it to be like a personal photo for me i don't want to condone lying but like what then she's gonna like subscribe to like triple check it wasn't only fans like no but i was money but yeah thank god you know who did subscribe my best friend's girlfriend who is friends with my ex and and she she showed me and this was actually one of the saddest things that happened in our relationship because i fully lost trust for my best friend's girl i love him right um but like she showed me their text messages of her of both them laughing at me and like screenshotting my own friends and all the stuff and like and i just said look i'm more just like embarrassed the fact that you like because me and her had a conversation she said hey are you posting this did you post that yeah on only fans she's like one of my friends said he subscribed and i'm like yeah okay well you can just ask me here's my phone right like look at my account go through it and that was the biggest thing for me like that would that's what really hurt me like i was like sobbing because i'm like dude like none of your life is like it would be anywhere where it is without this and you're gonna sit there and embarrass me behind my back and then show me the messages of you and your friend laughing at me and like going in i'm like dude like what are you like what the fuck when you decided to do only fans were you nervous about people like making fun of you i think like in this space you're always like nervous about and actually if you have a fucking social media account if you're watching this like i'm sure you're nervous about someone judging you or whatever else for me like initially i did it when i was single right and then i would do crazy stuff i post crazy stuff whatever else and then when i got like fell in love i was like oh god like i don't want to you know if she's not okay with this i don't want to do it like for her and that was where like the judgment really set in because i already felt ashamed because i didn't like she was telling me my family condones it they hate it they don't want they don't want me to do it like it's embarrassing like how you speak how you do this stuff like my family's like embarrassed so like it already like hurt me because i was already like worried and then showing her showing me the messages between her and her best friend that's really mean yeah i was i was sitting i was like damn like like right you like know this is already something that's really personal to me and i can get like sensitive about so to say like to know that your own girlfriend was like making fun of you yeah for something that is like very personal and it's a decision that like you've made and like is your family okay with it no my family loves it like are your parents subscribed yes my mom was like i want to see how big it is i'm like mom you need to cut that out mom stop yeah cut it out we're blocking all of australia oh my god how long do you think you're gonna do it um you know what i said i was gonna retire by the end of the year and you're not well there's a there's a there's a lot coming up for me like there's a movie coming out there's a bunch of like crazy shows that are coming up so i think by the time i finish filming all this stuff like it should be three or four shows it's gonna be like okay cool like i don't want to because i like i i love it like i love connecting with people i love having that community like going on live and just not giving a fuck like i got the the fuckatron 4000 out i was doing like dildo races along the floor like i was like go live and just do weird shit and like have fun right like i couldn't do that on tiktok absolutely or i could and you'd be banned wow so like yeah that's so cute you're like the little community i've built so you're and you're also making money so like yeah but i do feel like that's also an industry what i've heard is like it can get really addicting because the money and it is kind of like you can just quickly do it in your house and then all of a sudden you're making money like there's it's hard to like find a day like why would you stop well and it's also like scary like i i feel like scared and worried for people that like maybe are new to it and and they they feel like they have to show more and more and more to make more money and like try and keep that like money like baseline but it's just like for me i'm all about like building the community and then the rest of it's gonna like come out you know like you're doing everything on there but you didn't you're doing everything on there but no okay but you didn't have your girlfriend on there no no no way what but just yeah just do your thing no that was the one with the boyfriend got it you know what she what yeah say it no i can't okay that whole oh whatever what harry you can't keep giving me good shit that i can't use in the podcast her biggest enemy your ex's biggest enemy is sending you nudes and that girl has a boyfriend all these fucking girls with boyfriends just sliding into your fucking dms and we had the craziest sex we and you fucked her and she's a boyfriend harry no no no i know at some point it's not your responsibility well exactly i'm like it is though if you start dating her and think for two seconds that she'll be faithful just like your last here's the thing you lose him how you get him exactly that's what i figured out uh-huh so don't date her no but it's you can have sex fun violent like she's hot like she's a little pick her up and just like my human pocket poor poor poor boyfriend huh or no loser yeah what a loser wait what a loser yeah i'm sure he's a yeah what a fucking loser you know you losers get cheated on fucking hell harry um wait harry Harry.

38:26Harry. Oh, yeah. Harry. I got more stories. Okay, wait. I didn't realize that you sent nudes to stand out and get accepted when you were applying to reality shows. Yeah. Brilliant. How do they not send like a cease and desist? Because your nudes were that good. Well, no. So it was just like, I'm like, dude, there's so many people that are just like, hey, I live in my mom's basement. I want to be on reality TV. I was like. How do I stand out? Let's let Big Jim and the Twins hang. Like what the fuck Like I was just like Dude They're gonna They're gonna like They're literally scrolling No no no Cock What What the fuck Okay sure This guy's crazy So you submitted Was it like a good nude Or just literally a picture of your dick No no Yeah Just like a Like a mirror selfie Is that a worm What's going on Little journey You need to go to a doctor Let's call that guy up To go to a doctor No It was a mirror selfie I have a pretty penis So like she wouldn't know no i wouldn't know but i can imagine yeah yeah it's pretty circumcised beautiful but it was a photo uncircumcised aren't well okay i'm pretty sure we can find some ugly ones okay well rats no we don't we don't we don't judge but we love a little

39:52who am i to say i've never hooked up with someone with an uncircumplized penis i've seen my best friends and i'm like dude you're gonna cut that off he's like that's too late i'm like that brother i'm telling you you know what to each their own he's special he has a little extra coverage whatever yeah shut the fuck up tell me the story you're sending nudes to reality tv shows yeah because i was like okay how do we keep it Space, like, everything in the mirror, just like, it's me here. Hooray. Like, I'm locked in. I'm loaded. Because, like, again. Is this literally you? Yeah. Were you smiling in them?

40:24I don't know. I was probably like. Yeah. Like. Cock. Yeah. No, okay. Here's the thing. When you're applying for reality shows, you have to think there's 10 ,000 other people applying. Yeah. So, like, okay, they're going to ask you a question. I'm going to fucking lie. Like, I'm going to play up my life. Like, it's so crazy. like in my interviews for tour at the handle when we're sitting there like i'd walk in the room in my undies and they'd be like have you got no clothes i was like do you think i care like and i'll be like what so i'm playing up a persona of myself because again i was just a little boy in new zealand yeah that was just like what the fuck do i do i want to make people laugh i want to entertain people i get that so i was just like fuck it i'm gonna be crazy because at the end of the day the the more crazy you are the they're gonna like they're gonna see dollar signs yeah Yeah, so I went in and I was like cock and balls out the whole shebang and then in the interviews I was just like talking crazy.

41:16How many girls have we like had sex with this week? I'm like like four today I'm like right. You're like I didn't this isn't happening. Yeah, it's not happening I actually really like that I think that potentially now moving forward. They're gonna get a lot of people sending in nudes Please send them and send them to me. Oh, yeah No No God, I forgot I plugged it I plugged it I was waiting for the chance to plug it today Wait, let's feed dudes okay let's tell them okay so the first ever podcast the first ever podcast that harry and i did we were like joking and i was like oh my god daddy getting like send harry nudes like it was a joke it was insane and like harry literally texted me after i was like alex like my dms like i'm getting so many news i legitimately had like 10 000 like that's what i'm saying like 30 seconds it was fucked up and i'm like harry like i'm like where are you coming from and like thank you like Like it was insane.

42:07I remember getting that text and be like, thanks so much for a great experience. Also, like I have so many nudes in my DMs. Like, thank you. Like you're an angel. Yeah. Great work. Great working with you. Send them now. You have enough. Yeah, I got enough. Please don't. Please don't. Have you ever sent a picture, one of those pictures where like you have an object next to your dick for Cyrus reference? You know? I think, yeah, I think like a pencil. A baseball bat? Yeah. And asparagus. I was like, yeah. yeah i think a truck yeah right like a guy usually like like a remote control like what's the point of that but i feel like that's if you have like eight nine inches right you're like really trying to show it off yeah i'm like dude but also it's just like no one's gonna like you're like oh fuck i'm gonna be sore you know i like big dicks are really scary yeah like i don't like those yeah terrifying yuck um okay we're gonna go we're gonna play turn offs or turn on Tell me if this is a turn off or a turn on.

43:05Nipple piercings. Turn on. Being choked. Turn off. Like, I would love to choke, but if you choke me, I'm like, get the fuck out of there. Shy girls. Shy girls are usually freaky as fuck, so turn on. Full bush. I've had it once. Once? Well, they're really clean up for you, Harry. Yeah, I was surprised. Yeah. And you still... I still went down on her, but I was just like... yeah where is it where is it that's the clip no oh wait that's like a hairball

43:42no okay i don't the thing is i don't care but like it's just it's harder for me to eat you out and i love to do that just get trimmed a little yeah fucking clean it up oh i had toe sucking on the list well we know where you're going how do you feel when girls wear oversized clothing sexy oh okay yeah i think it's kind of fun because like what's underneath a little Loch Ness Monster? What do you got under there? Hairy bush? Anal fingering. For me? Yeah. No, I've never had it done. So I can't speak on it. What? I'm just too afraid. I'm like, I know what comes out of that thing. You're not letting anyone near your bum hole?

44:18I think I actually ate it on the weekend. On my birthday. But I don't remember because I was really drunk. Yeah, but you clearly remember. You're like, I don't remember, but she may have put her head down there and she was eating my ass. but no it was pretty yeah she was trying everything wait why so you're not letting anyone do ass play to you no not yet because i'm just like it's when you find wifey you're gonna want that your life is gonna change yeah but i put a finger around there i'm like oh yeah it's scary you can't you can't do it yourself you've done a partner oh okay well yeah i was like it was like me in the shower confused in the corner you're like that doesn't feel good

44:55and it comes out you're like oh my god it's effective no i swear you'll like it you'll get there one day okay um okay filming yourselves having sex i think it's kind of sexy yeah yeah but have you ever had an issue of like oh we filmed it and like people being like delete it um i i had uh this girl where she was like yeah film it film it and then when i fell asleep she was trying to like send it to her phone oh no and because i was like hey like um i don't want that on your phone like i also we just see each other like i don't really trust it i'm like if we're dating sure yeah but like i just was like yeah i don't i don't want that out there and but the thing is the reason why it made me feel weird is because like if we had the conversation when we're awake but yeah the reason it was weird was because i was asleep very creepy and then you woke up and i woke up to my phone in my face like her trying to unlock it and i was like what are you doing and she's like i want this video i'm like dude fuck off and i was like look while we're here let's delete it yeah delete it delete it from recently deleted got got rid of it because i was like it's scary you hear about those horror stories of like people trying to like put the face locator on your face but like so you've had that happen before people try to open your phone through your face yeah and you literally like and then it opens isn't that weird like you can kind of tell when someone's like looking at you when you're sleeping yeah yeah okay that's sad um how about butt plugs yeah love them okay not for me but for girls whips yeah sure oh um whatever talking during sex so good i say some crazy shit yeah do you not like that the girls mute i love it when you talk or like indicate what's working for you right like that's so good like yeah not everyone's like the the same the same like setup you know like you you want to make sure that you know some girls like i've my friend was saying he was fuck this girl in the ass and she squirted from in her like out of her not out of her ass but like from getting fucked in the ass oh so like some girls like that some girls like it only been on their clit some girls like g-spot so it's like you tell me how i can best service you because i know that this is going to be done in minutes so right like i know what works for me so you tell me all i have to do is put the tip in and we're good but like for you i know you're a little bit more complex yeah like a da vinci code i have to sit there and like do a rubik's cube on your clip so like help me out so we can get there faster yeah like let's make a better for you you're such a giver ah i'm doing my best such a giver yeah role play uh yeah fun fun turn on biting uh i just go bit me one time but like too hard it drew blood and i was kind of just like like i'm in pain yeah i'm not turned on like i thought like i thought there was a dog in here is a chihuahua like attached to my shoulder i got a little nibble here and there like wait like a little biting i think is good but when i'm literally like ow and then the next day i wake up and i'm like that wasn't like fun yeah like Like there's a difference between like choking where you're like, ooh, like this is like getting me going.

47:42But like biting, you're like, that just hurts. Yeah. Like heavy PDA. Ew. Yeah, get rid of it. Yeah. Bleached assholes. We're eating ass now, so bleach them. But you still love the ones that aren't bleached. Yeah. Actually, there was this girl that was in a – there was this girl that looked like she's never wiped in her life. And I was just like, you know what? Who cares? Like whatever. like that there was stains up the walls you know but it's like whatever who cares i checked it was wiped you're just saying it was naturally really dark yeah yeah it was like a black hole no it was it was really dark but it was just like but you were like down for it you're like okay yeah like you know we're all built different like we're all built different like speak your truth girl yeah like go for it i'll still lick it sexting yes but if it's the only form of your communication that knows yeah like i'm like so over sexting unless it's like actually because i know we're gonna fuck later and like it's like a little flirting like build up but like it's foreplay during the day to like get wild at night but like yeah i just think like aimless dumb sexting that i'm like okay i have to go into my interview now like what the fuck is the point like now it's just a hassle like i'm like me and that me and they go with the boyfriend it's like that's all we do sexting like right like just come over like let's fuck yeah like yeah don't my boyfriend yeah literally no but then you wouldn't want her no i would not you can't date her i would not she doesn't live here she doesn't live here as if if she did harry you're gonna literally do the same thing as your last ex your ex was fucking a guy lying to you the next girl i see i'm sending i'm gonna send her here for a screening and you're gonna put her in like sit her down yeah full like spray it down with like chlorine because like we got to figure out like are you putting a ring on that yeah you can't put a ring on that because you're she's fully cheating on her boyfriend with you and she'll do the same thing to you motherfucker you little loser okay how do you feel about um handcuffs yeah nah no it's just too much effort bro like get some rope loud orgasms it depends it i've hooked up with a few girls that it sounds like a fucking fire truck you know like someone just got like the swat the swat team pulled in it's like like you know you're like can we just like just stop we're like do you do that when you're alone masturbating girl like probably not yeah i i like i like it when you know and you feel it and it's just like right because they're being quiet or like you know talking a little bit throughout the process and then when it comes in they're just like shaking and like letting it out like that like that's like hot and sexy but sounding like a fucking dog that just got his leg run over isn't like hot like right and it's also usually you know like this is performative like you don't actually have to be screaming this loud there's a natural reaction you can have when you have an orgasm but like i could be quiet when i had an orgasm period sex you know what i'm a bad boy i don't mind it i don't mind it i really like my one yeah i don't care i don't know it's like blood bond i don't know i get it because girls on their period are usually way hornier i don't give it yeah like dudes you get freaked out about it's like fuck off like what my only rule is i'm not gonna eat you out when you're in your period that's fair you know like but even if you're on your period like you could like go around the clit a little bit you can you can but it's also like for me yeah if i'm gonna go down there and go to town you want to go to i don't care i don't care but i'm like i'm gonna suck on everything i'm gonna suck the blood out of that shit you know i'm gonna i'm gonna come up with a blood clot on my tooth like but the thing is so that's why i'm like you know unless we're like fully dating i probably won't do that but yeah i don't care about blood sex like i love that i put a towel down yeah but the thing is i understand And the girls are like embarrassed and worried about it.

51:23It's like, who cares? That's why like, I think half women are like, oh, is the guy going to be freaked out? Why do men not just be like, I literally love fucking you. Like I literally could care less. Yeah. And that's the thing. But I feel like it has to go through a little bit of like talking and like whatever else. But I'm like, as soon as they say I'm on my period, I'll lay the towel down. I'm like, we're going to put the blankets over and we're going to stare into each other's eyes. And then I'm not going to look. I'm going to pull it out. And we're going to like put up a towel there. Right.

51:48You're just like not going to look. Yeah. Lay there. Right. right it just feels wetter yeah exactly a little mushy yeah a little mushy okay and a little bit of color a little bit of fun yeah love that okay who would you absolutely die for if they slid into your dms oh um i think

52:07no i was okay there's like a few people damn who are you blushing say them then they will i literally was like look at emrata's page today and i was like damn like she's like effort effortless effort effortlessly the most attractive person on the planet and like me and my friend group like i literally it was like my my day is like derailed because she's just like so stunning have you dm'd her i haven't but then and then there was things like ice spice would be a lot of fun and then sweetie as well i'm like sweetie would be kind of crazy but then i'm like i think i messaged sweetie one time i don't know if she saw it and then actually i messaged iggy azalea and she replied she's like i feel like i have like she's a sweetheart she's like i feel like i have to reply because you're australian and then i was like i sent her a voice note i'm like that only works with girls that are american and she just didn't never replied and then i think i sent her something on senate i got nervous i'm like okay give me my phone what are you sliding in with what did you say to iggy azalea no some of the messages are crazy like i'm trying to get an idea like what the fuck are you sliding in with over there oh i'm blocked no i'm joking um i said it's probably something bad oh i just what what's good oh oh so boring hurry yeah a little underwhelming yeah well because i think before that i was like what's up little my dm to chloe kardashian was what's up you little butter chicken and then i was like oh fuck because then that's all that scandal stuff what happened with that i don't know if you remember but netflix had me in their bio oh yeah and there was like a back and forth thing that was going on yeah and i got flowers and this is when i just got my bentley um i got flowers and like cookies no i wrote it off at coachella it's gone yeah whatever who cares it doesn't even exist yeah bentley um okay um but i got flowers like cookies just to say thank you because i was like oh it's actually like it's really sweet and really generous for them to like give me that much care and attention the fact they put me in their bio for like a week or two weeks anyway um so someone did like a blind item to dumois and it was like harry yeah i'm working at a pr agency harry jazzy like picked up a flowers and a bentley and he's like going because i think they saw me post it like oh he's he's uh i've got good word that he's seeing like chloe kardashian so then it just spread like wildfire and of course i'm not gonna deny that of course not but i went straight to my dms and i unsent every weird corny little message that was there how many did you send to her like three or four oh my god that wasn't like crazy it was just like right so you wanted a clean slate yeah i was like fuck like because now if it gets big she's gonna she's gonna be like oh who is this dude check messages and yeah like what up you little butter chicken right it's like how you know you pelican right yeah she's like fuck you yeah also i feel like like she may not get your humor so she's like i'm not a pelican you fucking asshole like are you like are you like yeah but she commented on it and this is absolutely not true in capitals come on girl like let me have one more day like give me one more so then did you message her no i left it like i've got friends i have friends that are like connected with her and close with her and one of them said she thought it was like really funny but i feel like you guys could be like low-key good together same like like i feel like chloe like deserves a guy that's gonna treat her right but it's also gonna like give her the best dick of her life and you're a nice guy chloe chloe we're coming no okay but i i was thinking about it i'm like damn i feel like i because dating outside of this industry is like a little bit difficult because there's a lot of like highs and lows and and there's a lot of like you know people get a little bit insecure a little bit worried and i'm like damn i feel like i my my dream is like to have someone like maybe an actress or someone in that space um you know that's just like that that understands it and that just like god you're just like yeah i don't know i could also kind of see you and emrata together no like i will text her for you i'll be like oh okay i'm gonna say it i'm gonna say something after okay do you want to say now no because we will get in trouble and that person will hate us i'm fucking crossing my legs like a little bitch i know you're all scared yeah i'm so scared um okay you who's the most famous person you've ever hooked up with i'll just bleep it out but say it to me that was what i was about to say who what yeah that's what i was gonna say after was it good insane like we had so much fun i can so see that oh my god i know okay and if she's watching this we love you we're so sorry i love you you know who you are yeah she's incredible this is the craziest shit and i've never had anyone say this to me i walk in this room and she goes i just want to let you know this is never going to go anywhere you're a big boy and i just need you for one thing and i was literally like oh no i'm like i'm a nice guy like like i could like i i think i'm nice and she's like no i'm telling you like i don't want anything to do with you after this i love her and i was like wow like what a boss bitch and then she was literally like fuck me and let me fuck you no we hung out for the day like the funniest thing was like i was like i'm gonna press up picked up my friend's rolls royce and i'm like harry what's with the rolls royces do people like that i feel like i'd be like you're a douche if you pick me up in a rolls royce sorry okay well you want to be in a camry like like you want to send you an uber black or just like what do you want yeah like a little bit more like a helicopter like chill just chill like okay but i'm like okay well i'm also freaking out because this is the most like famous person ever that's like showing interest and is like funny and she's incredible she's so smart so wait so you guys hung out all day and then like a few hours and then and then the funny shit was she like she's such a boss she's such a boss she said she said to me she's like i thought i wasn't like she's like i got another hotel room at this in the same hotel so i had another room because i didn't know if i was gonna like you if you're gonna be annoying or not i was just gonna leave and i'm like dude what the fuck she's like but you're cool and stayed and we like cuddled and everything was like really amazing like she was awesome that just warmed my heart so yeah no she's like such a special person she's amazing like i am obsessed with her like whenever we whenever it's kind of like whenever i like we check in yeah yeah she's just like she's just it's that same vibe i literally just saw her recently and i was like how like i need you in my life more yeah she's such a special person yeah and she's like she would she would just be i'm so proud of you like harry like that's huge like good for you um but yeah she's cool but and so fucking hot and it was amazing it was so much fun that's so good um okay so do you think you're in your reformed fuck boy era um i think i passed it yeah like i'm like the reformed fuck boy was the guy that was like oh it's throwing out and going out like i'm gonna fuck four girls this month instead of 15 yeah yeah now i'm just like yo like i don't want your energy anywhere near me like i don't want to give you any piece of this like unless like like i don't want to hook up with someone just to hook up with someone well you know no what is the girl that you're doing with the boyfriend that was a while ago

59:28harry okay i there's one-offs no i did no i did enjoy there was the chat was really good and i did start to like damn this would be really cool but then you know she would do the thing like things aren't going well with my boyfriend like it sucks like really when can i see you whatever else and i'm and then they're posting like tiktoks and like they're like happily in love and i'm like okay well i'm like don't like fuck me just say like hey like yeah you know i just need you from time to time and that's fine but it was just like i i've started like you're still texting no that was that was before my birthday and it was just like so now you haven't spoken no but if she texts you right now you would answer i wouldn't i don't have feelings for her if she She was in town and she just texted you and was like, let's fuck.

1:00:11Okay. Ooh, I've already done it. But like, for me. Harry. No, okay. We're looking for wifey. You're saying you wouldn't date these type of people right now. You're just having fun if you're up for a fuck. Well, like I'm not going out of my way to find sex. Okay, that's fair. So like the MILF, the lady with three kids. Wait, I was just going to ask. What's going on with her? Like, I love, like we tell each other we love each other. Like, I love this woman. Like, she's so incredible. But the only issue is she lives on the other side of the country and she has three kids. And they're beautiful kids.

1:00:38Like, she's amazing. where did she live miami okay but i'm just like how did you meet uh she went uh i was sorry actually i started a club in new york and then we were like friends online for a little bit okay and then we just connected and then um anytime i'm with her it's just like she's just like a woman and she just like fucking she just tells me and she would like hold each other and she was just like you're so amazing like god loves you like this oh god loves you and i'm like oh we love the mill yeah like god loves you yeah yeah no but she was like she'll say like such beautiful things is that what you like to hear god loves you from a woman uh well i know he doesn't so i know she's lying through her fucking teeth no but you're trying to make you feel good yeah but no she like compliments me and i'm like oh wow like and i'm just like dude like what why and she's like you like your milf sex oh it's so good like it's insane like mothers or daddies just know how to throw it the fuck down no it's but it's like i don't know it's just electric you whenever i'm near her yeah it's like she has this pheromone i'm just like right like whoa it's like an antenna i'm like in i'm a navy seo i'm like how many milfs said you had sex with i think just two just two you think just two oh i can go no no it's okay what are you allowed to talk about that you're doing um i was so i was in this film that we filmed last year with uh this amazing director uh Alec Roth.

1:02:05When is it coming out? I don't know. I think he got upset about me because I spoke too much about it. Okay. But Al Pacino's in it and Charlie Heaton and Diana Silvers. And it's really cool. Okay. And they're just incredible people. And the fact that that was my first ever acting gig was just like incredible. I didn't have a big role. It was just a couple of scenes. But it's a start. I'm a start. Yeah. And for me, like my five-year goal is I want to be like, you know, when you see Kevin Hart and you're like, I'm going to watch that because it's going to make me laugh. Yes. that's where I want to be.

1:02:35That's why I'm like trying to avoid all the drama and whatever else is because I want to be the guy that you're like, I know for 40 minutes or an hour, I'm just going to sit and laugh at this guy. Like that's, so that's the goal is like, I'm working on films and movies and stuff and like trying to like move down that direction. But in saying that, there is a few reality shows that are coming out next year. Are you allowed to say what? Yes.

1:03:02like you're not gonna be the yes yes we're manifesting i am the bachelor everyone please please make this the cover photo for like no actually harry's the bachelor i am the bachelor can you honestly you would be a great bachelor i would if how are you not the bachelor why don't they pick you i'm too young i'm 26 now but you want your future wife and you want your kids bachelor batch nation dm is it what are you talking about they have fucking kids that are 21 on that fucking shit do they yeah they're young as far let's fucking go i want to be the bachelor and i would be a great one i'm a candidate i'm ready to fall in love and and this photo proves it right you look like the bachelor you are the bachelor i am this is amazing and maybe if you become oh no how about how good is this if you become the bachelor i will host that season of The Bachelor.

1:03:53Can you fucking imagine? Are you serious? And we sit in a room and I'm like, Harry, do you like Elizabeth? And you're like, I do, but I also like Marsha and Kennedy and Raquel and Chelsea. Alex, you know how nuts that would be? Can you imagine the ratings? ABC. You know how nuts that would be? But I host it and you're the fucking Bachelor. Yeah, if you're the fucking host. And you're the Bachelor? Hi. But imagine how insecure the girls would be like, do you know Alex? Right. You know this bitch? But I'm like, guys, I'm married. Yeah. literally harry and i've never had sex but i do care about him and then i would like have your back but i would also like love to talk to the girls abc abc abc hire us that's a great pitch no that's fucking nuts we're on to something you're gonna be on other reality shows that we can see you on yes there's a few fun ones um thank god i know we're ready to see you back on screen because the thing is i was like i was turning him down for a minute because i'm like i really want to be i really want to focus on acting and i've got amazing agents and all this stuff but then i just you're back well the craziest thing was after the breakup like not even a week after the breakup i had three huge fucking opportunities like right away and i'm like this is like like bird's eye view the universe has just has sent me this to say congratulations this is the right decision so again that's why i haven't been heartbroken and like fucking sobbing this time around is because i'm like i just got rewarded for making the right decision i'm excited for you and i think the daddy gang we missed you it's been like too long and i just like we needed harry jousey back in our lives well when i um film this stuff next year i won't talk about it anywhere else oh please sit down with us okay harry we have we are i think we're done but we're not done because you're gonna say at my house we have so much to talk about but i love you and please never forget us and we love you and how the fuck could i forget you guys i'm your biggest fan i'm your biggest fan i love you i love you so much thank you so much daddy gang