Heidi Klum: Sorry He Didn’t Pick You (FBF)

0:02What is up daddy gang? It is your founding father Alex Cooper with call her daddy.

0:12Heidi Klum, welcome to Call Her Daddy. Thank you so much for having me. Hi, everyone. Oh, my God. Do you usually do that voice? When I'm trying not to be annoying because my voice is always very high because I don't know why, because I'm always excited. I don't know if it's excitement, even when I'm not excited, it's annoying and high, but I could put it down here if I really wanted to. Oh, my God. If you ever got in a fight with your husband, would you be like, listen to me? Well, then you would maybe listen to me. you get super low but with this annoying voice i never have to say anything twice you know it's perfect everyone can hear me at all times i'm always like loud and annoying and it just pierces through the whole house i have four kids so everyone hears everything at all times do you have people told you you have annoying voice i never thought this really of course i love your voice no no like the accent the vibe i love it well today i'm gonna hype you up and tell you I actually love your voice so thank anyone that told you you don't have a good voice you're like well it's my children Alex I'm like oh okay love you hearts okay my daughter might come by because she's obsessed oh my god I hope she does I saw you guys at the golden globes together you walked the carpet you guys looked amazing thank you is it fun to go to events with your daughter now it is but she is you know I'm more easygoing and she's like I mean I put on a dress it fits I'm like good to go she is like I don't know let's try this let's try that she literally did her bun like I want to say three times so I don't know is she gonna be like mom why the fuck did you blow up my spot on color daddy oh yeah plus when I say something you know it's never good what I say in any case because like what do you know you're old and you know this is not how we do these things now it's 2024 you know it is so crazy to even hear that because like to the world i'm like you're heidi klum you're so freaking iconic and then your daughter's like mom you're like old shut up you don't know anything this is what we do on tiktok and you're like no i know no but it's true no i really don't i mean i can't even upload anything on tiktok i am on there but i need to have someone to put it on for me especially when i do the stop and start stuff i can't figure it out it's literally like i can't figure it out i love how you're addressing everyone in the room you're like making eye contact with everyone you're you can look at they're not here they're not here they're not here they're not you are cracking me up okay so you're from germany yes what do you miss about germany when you're not a whole lot really no i mean apart from my parents my brother the occasional sausage but then again i found great sausages now here too so we're good also the potatoes are a little different and yes we're potato heads from germany so we have different kind of potatoes like if i want a potato to stay hard after boiling i have a very hard time finding that one here they all kind of like get very flowery and they fall apart let's just clarify sausages you mean actual eating sausages not the dicks in germany well no I'm talking about, well, I have a German husband.

3:18So you do love the German sausage both ways. Yes. I mean, I have had many different sausages, but I ended up with a German one. Yes. The German sausages, what can I say? Let's talk about that German sausage. The one that I buy here or the one that I have at home, home all the time. Which one are we talking about? Let's talk about the sausage you have at home your german husband yes okay what do german guys bring to the table that american men are lacking oh i don't know i mean that's like i don't know i mean what we have together because he's german we have the same roots you know what i mean so the little sayings that we have or experiences even though i'm 16 years older than him we have the same kind of understanding it's just different you know when you come from the same place you hear the same kind of german oompa loompa songs that we have there and he knows them all we give it to us so we have like i mean okay no i'm thinking of a stupid one like all of my nt and like you know the little duck song all of my nt and swimming up in sea swimming up in sea i know it's like dumb it's just like one little kid song but we have so many of those things you know that we just have in common that no one here would understand what we're talking about right the American sausages don't have the the history that you have with the German sausages yes I appreciate that answer okay okay you were discovered at 18 years old when you won a national modeling competition I'm curious like what was your friends and family reaction were they like oh that's just Heidi of course she did or was it a big deal when you won it was a big deal when I won because it was all over the news it was on television for six months so it was a very long competition you know and you had to win the week the month and then in the end it was six girls from six months you know each week they were showing girls on television and in the end I won that thing and I won 300 ,000 Deutschmark which is I have no idea what that would be in dollars today maybe like 150 ,000 dollars oh wow So I'm like 18 years old and I got all that dough.

5:29And obviously that was like a big deal. And it was in the newspapers everywhere. My town is small. So, you know, the butcher or the bakery, you know, they all know you since you're like little. And all of a sudden the newspapers are full of you. And so they're like, you know, they look at you all of a sudden differently. And then I went to Milan. I went to London, Paris. and it was very hard for me to get any jobs over there and I just thought like hey I just won this contest like what's next there was nothing next so you know I went to thousands of castings and people were always like why are you so happy maybe skip a meal you're a little bit on the fat side or you know those types of things and I was like really and then I left Europe and I went to America went to Miami for a hot minute and went on castings there I mean that was also crazy because you go to a casting and you're like number 195 you sit there for two hours and then they're like okay next and then you're like at the dentist's office and there's thousands of girls and then you go in there they look at your five photos that you have and they're like thanks bye and this is like every day right we when they would say to you like why are you so happy basically lose weight like stop eating like was that something you experienced a lot in your career yes oh yeah yeah well I come from a time when you know the they would call it heroin chic at the time you know like photos would be different than today you know people would be like hanging like this or I don't know right you know it was just a different kind of slouchy you know you would slouch a lot and I was just not like that I danced 15 years so I'm in there and I'm like okay first position let's go well it's kind of like that you know so I was really not fitting into what was in at the time yeah did you ever start to be like okay go home maybe I should stop eating no no you didn't I liked food too much and plus I was never I don't know I always kind of was going to the beat of my own drum and you know but in Paris especially you know I wanted to be in the fashion shows and I tried any which way and I couldn't really get in any which way the hips were either too wide or the boobs were too big and but I was like I'm gonna find something that I can do in this industry and so I went from Miami then to New York City and then you know I branched all into the catalog world but I never really got that art type stuff you know the artsy stuff with the cool hair and makeup and the cool clothes so it was always more like you know the approachable kind the stuff which made me a lot of money but I was never super fulfilled in the terms of I also want to like do some cool stuff you know and people always like you're never going to be on a cover of a magazine you wait to this and you wait to that but then people did book me at some point and then I got on the cover of French Vogue and German Vogue and whatever you know and then all of a sudden it started and people were then giving me chances and you know it then changed all of a sudden I could do both.

8:37How do you think your people in your high school would have described you back then? Well, I was always very outgoing with my clothes. Like I would wear things for my mom. I would have a lot of makeup on gigantic jewelry. I would do crazy things with my hair. She would give me perms. My hair was red, then highlighted. My mom was a hairdresser. And so I was the guinea pig a lot of the times. And also, I don't know, huge blazers for my dad, things on the flea market stuff that I find in the basement my mom was also sewing so whenever she was doing something for my Barbie I was getting the same like I was always very out there with how I looked so I got a lot of shit from that but you are who you are and that's how I was and so I didn't really care I think that like probably so many women are listening with a little bit of envy because of how confident you are and just being like yeah I just was myself and I went for Like, do you have any advice of like, how did you become this confident?

9:37See, I don't know if this is something that you can read in a book or hear in a podcast and then change yourself. I feel like a lot of it is how you were brought up. You know, I've never also had issues with my body. And I think also that's how I was brought up. Like my parents were running around nude in the house. We would go to FKK beaches, which is, you know, you we had a camper and, you know, we go to places where everyone is nude and so you know you just run around so I never had that when I have to go change and even today where people are like all like okay you can go all the way for a word that way and there's a room there whatever I'm just yeah oh I could just also do it right here and work quicker so I've never really I don't know cared about it that much either either you know I think it's like such a healthier approach I think like when you're young so many especially little girls if you're getting your boobs or whatever it's like you wear a different shirt like put a bra on wait for them to come i couldn't wait for them to come i think way back when i was always wishing oh i wish i had some and i can't wait for them to come when they came i was like one first came and i was like wait what is happening why is only one side coming out and the other one isn't i didn't know but surely enough the other one came too at some point but it was just like this for a hot minute it kind of was that is amazing did you have that too or was that you know what Heidi is that normal I can't relate to that specifically I did have them both come at the same time yeah I do so I can imagine you were like what is going on down here but I'm assuming you still went to the beach you got nude and you didn't give a shit right I didn't that I think that's so healthy clearly and I think I wish we could get better at that as hopefully my generation has children of like making from a younger age young women feel so comfortable in their bodies and just like good as they are as opposed to being like cover up or like why are you wearing that or like you look slutty wearing that you're like I was at the beach nude with my family and like no one thought it was strange or weird or told me any differently I think that's amazing yeah I mean I'm like I try to be like that with my kids obviously when you know no one is there i'm in my garden also you know i'm topless and you know they will come they're like you know my friend is coming over mom put your top on and i'm like when have i ever not had a top on when your friend was coming over of course i will but they always make sure mom just a little warning what's gonna happen here and i'm like don't worry i also don't want to flash anyone just to flash someone it's just i just don't love tan lights oh heidi you are iconic this is my husband loves tan lines i don't i think that they can be sexy but you know what if you're this confident naked why do you need a tan light you're just naked all the time in your garden because i think some guys think it's hot to have a tan light like he thinks this is hot to have like a white triangle thing here and here you know uh-huh for me this is very inconvenient inconvenient so you're a bit of a nudist and so you are walking around your house naked are your kids no that's not really how it is when can I ask you then like when do you choose to be fully naked and nude no when it's I mean when I'm going to bed with my husband you know like in the garden I will like still have like a little knick knock on but like if it's gorgeous outside and it's boiling hot and no one is around i have my top off in my garden i have no neighbors it's like no one can see anything so off it goes and your kids are like mom only when we're home but not with our friends for sure do you think that your children one day would do that with their kids or are they like not into it i don't know because also they're not as open as i am strangely you would think because i've kind of been like that their whole life i would have thought they are very similar maybe later in life they will be like that i don't know but so far no they're not they go and change somewhere else and then they come back is your husband into nudity like is he like walking around naked as well in front of me 100 but not the kids no of course not 100 no he's not in the garden with his dick out just like whoa he's got a new eggplant i don't i don't think the kids could handle that is your favorite thing to do naked gardening no i don't even garden oh wait why are you in your garden wait this whole conversation has been about your garden no i lay in the garden i just tan in the garden no no i don't have a green thumb at all no no no i'm just laying in it you like no whacking heidi like no tits out i'm like oh this bush no i should have been more specific no it's just like you know when you like lay there tanning i love tanning and you look amazing my dermatologist is like don't look at the sun i'm know they tell me that all the time i'm like la la la i didn't hear that what do you put on you put not you don't heidi i do not go in the sun oh yeah i have a friend too she never goes terrified i have a friend she never goes in the sun and she's always covering her face but she's always uber pasty white you know there's also 50 spf that doesn't make you completely look like chalk chalk you know there's also other 50 that you know you look normal maybe she's just not like rubbing it like and then you know full sleeves everything and then it's like i feel like there's also a joy in all i mean for me there's a joy in being in the sun so i i'm not like always hiding behind like no i'm the creeper behind the bushes with like the huge hat but you don't look super pale for that do you know this is a spray tan i'm naturally so so pale like you would like walk past me and not know it's a person like you're like oh my god like i could match with the walls i'm so so pale i match with your couch yeah you do i feel like right now everything you see on social media it's like how to stop anti-aging and like how to not look this and how to not get a wrinkle and it's so overwhelming as women like you go cuckoo literally i feel like i'm getting brainwashed of like i'm not gonna lie i think it's been the past two years like i haven't gone in the sun i don't go in the sun like i'm avoiding it i'm like but you're right it does make me happy so what the fuck am i doing well also it's like it's the same with tattoos like my dad was always like why are you doing this like how are you going to look when you're like 70s who cares how i look when i'm 70 i want to have fun now oh my god this is this is 2024 i like i'm having like a revelation i'm like you're so right who gives a shit i who and also who cares if you're wrinkly when you're older you're like oh i had the best time of my life tanning and i'm gonna keep tanning but i'm gonna i waited so i look good right now now when who cares you're so right who gives a shit if you good at 70 you're gonna be like enjoying life reading a book obviously i hope i still look fabulous at 70 but if i'm not it's okay i had a great time up until that moment you know the best time in the garden meanwhile it's not that far off the 70 i see it already i see it i see it well i'm looking at the 60 already so 70 is like right behind that you literally you look amazing no one would even know

16:56um we did talk about your career a little bit I want to close the loop specifically on like what was your I made it moment we were like oh my god definitely sports illustrated and definitely Victoria's Secret at the time and they kind of those big two lottery wins for me came kind of at the same time and again there too they never wanted me to go they were like yeah you know Victoria's Secret at the time you knew every girl that was in that catalog and so they were like and I was like I want to go I want them to tell me that I'm not good enough not you to tell me that I'm not good enough so I was just like in the ear nagging nagging nagging to the point where they were like oh let's send her already and then i went and they both booked me so and not only that first time i was booked on sports illustrated that year i got to be on the cover so it's like you cannot always listen to all the people telling you what you are and what you're not you have to always do what you want to be you know that is insane so what they were like agents telling you like no we're not oh my god they because they ultimately had the power you know if they don't send you and yes they don't even need to push you in a certain way but just send me because then when i go to the door through the door it's up to me to either you know they like me or they don't like me it is so inspirational though for you to say that because i bet people listening like we all have that whether it's like a teacher telling us like you you shouldn't go into this profession even if you're obsessed with it or like whatever it is like going for a job or going for a guy or going whatever it is but if you know you want to do it like who gives a fuck just go just do it and then victoria's secret 13 years i did that you know 30 it's a very long time and imagine all these trips that i did all that money that i made all the experiences that i had if i would go back to the person that said like i don't think that they want you there is like you know because everything is also like a stepping stone is a building block to get you further and further and so you know and it's also like sometimes it's like you're kind of right like who cares if I get rejected at least I know that I got rejected yeah so you were the first ever German Victoria's Secret angel and I want to talk about the Victoria's Secret show because for so many of us and I don't know if Gen Z understands it as much but like it truly was so iconic like the fashion show the broadcast the wings the angels the outfits the performers That was like a really big time in my life because literally everyone was watching this.

19:26Everyone. You know, so you couldn't pass anyone that didn't watch it or didn't know about it. Can you try to explain to us like what was it like walking that runway? It was amazing. Like I loved it. You know, some people, you know, and especially looking at the documentary afterwards, you know, when I saw some of the people, actually only just one person that I knew on it, you know, and I walked with her during those years. and she was like I felt really uncomfortable doing this and I'm like it's just so strange to hear this you know like if you feel uncomfortable why are you doing it I loved it always or you hear like some girls that were saying like and then these silly wings who wants to wear these silly wings well I always wanted to wear those silly wings I was like I was actually upset if I had small wings I would actually go to the boss and I would be like what have I done to deserve these little wings i always come on time i'm the first one i leave last i do 14 photos a day i have the best time apparently tell me that you know it's selling what i'm wearing why am i getting these little wings you know i would actually be upset but they were literally some people i heard afterwards they didn't love wearing those big wings i love them you have to be honest though when you got to put on those big wings how heavy were they yeah you have to you know they're just like you want to go immediately back because I think I had some on that were twice as tall as me so you know but you just you you rehearse it you know it's like a backpack basically you know you have a strap here and a strap here you put them on and you know then you put your hair over it so people couldn't see the straps and then off you went so you know once I was like a star so they gave me like this big snowflake and then I had a chain that I had to pull oh it's so funny when watch it looks like a toilet chain and I go pink and then it goes it just opened up but I was just I was there for it because it was fun I'm picturing you backstage everyone's looking at like the biggest ones being like oh fuck those are so big and Heidi's like me me put it on my back let's go like you just had a lot of fun with it are there any like backstage moments that you can kind of like remember that are so fun that you can share with my listeners who are called the daddy gang that like are just fun BTS moments that you remember?

21:43I mean, it was very fun to be with all the girls, you know, Giselle, Stephanie Seymour, Tyra. They would always call us Tidy and Hira because we were just kind of joined by the hip. We did so many trips together all the time. You know, we did a lot for the catalog also, not just, you know, the fashion show. So we knew each other for 13 years, you know, going on a trip every other month. So it's just a lot of camaraderie, having fun. I'm curious, though, because I think naturally, especially as women, like we it is competitive, obviously, for you to even get that position. Like once you got the job, was the vibe all fun or like was there some still competition once you had the job?

22:28Not really. I mean, first, when I when I first started with Victoria's Secret and we went to like different trips together, I was kind of like, you know, the soccer players that have to sit on the sideline to wait until someone hurts their foot. so I was kind of like you know because it's all about selling and making numbers and making money at the end of the day you know so they are not going to put on the first few days 10 outfits on me and then I have all these outfits in the catalog and no one buys it because it was to believe that also the model had a lot to do with if a garment sells or not so they just sprinkled me throughout here and there a little bit in order to test the waters to see if I even sell and then you know once the catalog was out and numbers were coming in you know then the next time I was more in front of the camera instead of just sitting on the sideline waiting that I get my turn you know these moments made you so globally famous like did you ever have a crazy interaction with a fan I mean we had like weird stalkers a lot you know because we did a lot of in-store appearances so people were like jerking off is that your hand doing a jerk guys if you're not watching this and you're driving in your car and you just slowly really little sort of jerking her hand off yeah so people had to be removed literally they would be in line to wait and come to us and you know have their photo taken and sign whatever they bring for us to sign and you know sometimes they had to shut it down and remove people and they'd be jerking off in line yes oh my fucking god people are insane people do crazy stuff you know what you just jerk your weenie in the corner i don't care you're not hurting me okay or anyone else for that matter just do you have fun i could see that though because i do think i remember what i was gonna say is like men would get together to watch the show too like it was this fascination with like them like fantasizing like these are the most beautiful women in the world so i could see men going a little fucking crazy but you're right if they're just jerking off let it go okay we're gonna play a little game yeah it's gonna be rapid fire okay you're doing great this is very fun are you having fun totally yes what is the most awkward interaction you've ever had with another celebrity oh when i met joaquin phoenix and because i'm obsessed with joaquin i love my husband but joaquin phoenix close second so i met him i met him and i couldn't get a word out and you see me i'm not very shy or you know but there i was kind of like i don't know i couldn't find the tongue it was going everywhere and he was just standing there and he was like anyway yes never saw him again after that but it was yeah it was an experience where you're like yeah that was awkward because i just couldn't speak yeah i was a little like dumbfounded my tongue to speak the woman was too stunned to speak okay i love that joaquin is cool he's cool what is the wildest place you've ever had sex oh in the airplane is that wild private in the water private yes private oh private in the water oh where water like at night and you know in a beautiful place what's your wildest place i always prefer a bed you know like i'm always like oh i would like to just be like horizontal on a bed but i guess i would say water i i've done but like then i don't feel great down there afterwards it doesn't work well with me i'm like is it ocean water or is it pool water pool water yeah maybe that's why because they put a lot of stuff in the pool oh oh nasty yeah never again and they get shoved in there so that's probably not good never salt water is better ocean water what is your worst habit i don't know i wish my daughter was here she could name a list immediately wait should we call lenny and see if she'll answer yeah i'm gonna call her your mom was like my daughter would roast me give a quick roast she found my sex closet you found your mom's sex closet i did when i was younger and i thought it was the coolest thing ever i was going through it with my friends and i was like mom what is this it was like the microphone i was like mom what is this and i like really had no idea what it was and my mom got so mad at me after she was like you can't go on my stuff but that is so classic to be like, it's a microphone.

26:46I was like, showing it off to my friends. I was like, look how cool this is. My mom has a whole cupboard. She has a whole drawer. And I snuck them into my mom's room and opened the drawer and we all were taking videos. And we were like, oh my God. Like, yeah. I was talking about me tanning topless in the garden. Oh my God, I have another story. No, but she thought that I was gardening. No, mom, mom, I have to say this. She has a story, she has a story. I would have birthday parties. I would have birthday parties at the house where I'd have friends over, like my boyfriend over, and she tans topless by the pool.

27:19And I remember having like my girlfriends over and I'd be so embarrassed and like scared because usually in like my friends' families, like, you know, I never see their moms like tanning naked at the pool, but I thought it was normal. And my friends would always kind of be like, like kind of standoffish, but it was just so normal in our family. All of a sudden, all the boys at school are like, We want to go to your mom's house today.

28:01You're the queen of Halloween. What has been your favorite costume over the years, if you had to pick? I love being really old. just because people are always riding around on this you know being old and aren't you too old to do this aren't you too old to do that and I turned 40 and then I was like everyone is just banging on about that I should you know hang up everything that I'm doing because I'm so old and then I'm like old old old I show them old is what I thought and that's how I thought of making myself like 90 or 100 years old so i love that because like every part of my body that you could see had to be aged you know that is iconic i love being the worm too two years ago as a little worm little rain worm how did you come up with that just because it's the most random thing and i literally think about it every day of the year i think about other things that i could do like i see things and then I'm like could it be that what about that could it be that so I just I always try and think outside the box right I love how a lot of people love to be sexy on Halloween I think it's because I get to be sexy in my job a lot of the times I want to be more creative and not necessarily that it's just about like oh I want to like make it scary and ugly but I just want to make it unusual and different and different I want people to be like oh my god this is so stupid or this is silly or what the heck is it i just want like a great reaction for people from people for sure like i don't think anyone would think like okay this year let's all take a guess what she's gonna be and then they're like a worm like it's just you're no one can ever guess what you're gonna be because you're right it is so out there what is the most expensive costume oh they're all very expensive very how much have you spent i literally have never made a dollar on halloween because I don't do this for making money right I do it because I love creating the art of it and you don't get like claustrophobic or anything when they're yes very you do very yeah I feel like I would be like um I can't breathe get me out of here a lot of times I don't drink or eat like hours before like when I was a worm I was what am I gonna do so there was nothing going in nothing going in nothing going out you know it's kind of like when you take a dog on an airplane same thing that's how i was in my that's how i was in my worm outfit and what if you had to pee you just pee yourself well yes i would have but you didn't and i would have left a little trail no one didn't no one looks down in a party but i didn't what is the craziest thing that someone has ever done at one of your parties come as a mattress wait like a full-on mattress i was like wow why did i think of this it was like a real mattress that they hollered out the middle stuck their body in it so they were just like this full king-sized mattress and they couldn't really fit through any which like you know i was like was it someone famous or nor like no you didn't know them no i didn't go up to them yes i was like i'm jealous of what you have on right now and this is me telling you this is embarrassing i love your mattress

31:17i'm obsessed yeah no sometimes people really come up with like amazing things and i'm like and i thought i was thinking outside the box i mean i've walked on stills i learned how to walk on stills and do like crazy things last year i did something with cirque du soleil i had to fly all the way to canada uh meet everyone and then rehearse this stuff that they did people are flying through the air i had to climb through this guy hop on this guy and we were doing all this stuff so and then here this guy was with a mattress and i was like this is it no no no the fact that you the fact that you also like that probably took like no time he just slid right in no but he you know there's like metal pieces and then there's also you know foam stuff so he had to make space to where he then fit had to go where he could go wow i wonder if he laid down at any point during the night and like let people relax on him right yeah i wonder where he is right now the mattress from the halloween party reach out to us we love you yeah shout out to mattress person never saw him ever again that is so iconic um okay you did mention that your costumes aren't sexy because you're like a sexy during the year you're like let's get creative i mean i was jessica rabbit once who i think is the ultimate sex bomb ever ever when i was getting ready everyone thought that i was going to be kim kardashian because it started with putting the prosthetics of the boobs and i had like you know they made me a gorgeous booty and everything and i usually like post throughout me getting ready so people can start guessing and they were like yes she's definitely kim and then you're like no kim's boobs aren't this big ladies and gentlemen watch me i was jessica rabbit if you had to pick one of your costumes to role play in the bedroom which costume would it be oh jessica jessica yeah do you think your husband would like that one yes uh-huh i think that's the best one because like maybe not the old person but maybe you're like baby this is what we're in for halfway there again i'm 16 years older than him so can we talk about how your legs at one point were insured for two million dollars but i didn't do that okay let's can you explain it to people that have no idea what i'm talking about yes so i had i had um this client who was an epilator client what is that it's when it removes your hair oh an epilator so instead of shaving it yeah like laser yeah okay no it's not a laser it's like something you can actually do is like this little machine and it just takes them out and um they had my legs insured at the time for like three years I worked for the company and then I had to go to London and this person came and looked at my legs and unfortunately on one leg I had a scar so that was a bad leg so that was not a good that was not as insured for that much and the other one was and it was I don't remember how much it was but it didn't come for me they wanted that and I was like all right and show those legs let's go and so if your leg because i'm pretty sure i read it was like two million dollars like what is ensuring it do like god forbid something happened to it like i really don't know and the other day on america's got talent fantasy league i fell and literally i have no the biggest scar on my leg immediately everyone came running they were like no these short legs and i'm like don't worry i don't care at all but i'm like this is so like old news this was ages ago when when they did that you know but i don't know maybe at that time who knows i have no idea people are crazy um what is something that immediately turns you on oh i just need to look at my husband yes what is the most cringe thing and guy has ever done to get your attention they put their wiener in the popcorn box sorry

35:12you know when they hold the popcorn box and you just keep eating and all of a sudden i was like yes there was more in the popcorn box as it was sitting on his lap shut the fuck up no he poked like a little hole you know those things are like what are those cardboard yeah cardboard little popcorn box paper things yes dug a hole in the bottom shoved his little wiener sausage through it and as i'm munching down you're like yes whoa there it was a thick piece of popcorn damn what did what was your reaction what did you do i thought it was funny it is kind of funny yeah i thought it but i'm not like now like turned on no no no you're like for him because also it's like salty you know right but you like popcorn so maybe it's like a good little lube there was no lubage on it there was no lubage on it but it was it you know it made me laugh like no one had ever done that to me before and never anyone after again oh so unique if that's not even cringe that's beautiful genius it's kind of It's funny.

36:22It's comedy. It's comedy. I mean, you have to be very creative and also feel confident that you pull that off. Was it hard or soft? I mean, a little floppy. Let's call it chubby.

36:39My daughter is going to kill me. I love you. No, no, no. I think that, I think she's actually, her friends are going to be like, this is the best episode of Call Her Daddy ever. Your mom's a legend. Let's call it chubby. well chubby is a stage before yeah for sure yeah yeah yeah did you end up having sex with him that day no no you let it just kind of flask it out yeah like it just kind of deflated yeah you kept eating your popcorn no i think i was done by that point i mean it's also a while ago i don't remember okay that is one of the best answers i think i've ever heard on color daddy okay um how would you describe your type i mean look at my husband look at no i'm saying look at my past you don't have a type i don't have a type i mean i've had someone bald you know really old long hair skinny bigger i mean you know yeah yeah so it's more about personality would you say yeah what do you look for in personality i mean their personalities also have been very very different you know but at the end of the day you want some who you feel comfortable with snuggle with you know even though i'm quite strong i still want to be the woman in the relationship and be you know not the one putting the arm around i want to be the one that snuggles in the arm you know like so you know someone who makes you feel great and sees you also and continues to see you because i feel like in the beginning they try everything to get you and they're like the eyes don't move anywhere else but on you and then you know it's like why are those eyes on it well you know so i feel like when you have someone who really continues to see you and you know do everything for you the same way how we do things for them so so where it's like you love them and they love you back in the same way that's the most important thing that is so cute okay would you say you're a sexual person yes on a scale of prude to total freak where do you fall heidi nine oh you're a freak love yeah i would be a nine you gave me a range till 10 right so yeah i didn't go for the full 10 i would go for the nine love we love that uncaller daddy you know i don't know if your daughter told you like the origins of the show but like very sexual very like fun sexual ago like i've taught a lot of women how to give good blow jobs like we're we're open here yeah oh i love your reaction i wish i was there for that for that uh lesson glock glock 9000 i'll send you the episode to me do you like vibrators i do like them i was thinking when i was doing the worm that that should be a vibrator oh my god wait hold on maybe not with my face on it but you were thinking of being a vibrator for no after i did the worm yeah you know two years ago i was thinking you know this could be like a really cute little vibrator oh like a worm vibrator i mean not that small oh right huge big this how big are your maybe double sided because a worm is double sided right kind of could have a small end and a bigger head or vice versa oh my god you should invent the worm vibrator right and do you think people would buy if it actually looks like a worm though maybe not would you if it was cute like a cute little rain worm yes yes no no yes yes and then maybe if someone walks in on you using it you can be like oh my god like there's a worm in my bed

40:21like what is happening okay great okay what is your favorite vibrator like what's your go-to i mean obviously the um wand the wand just because it's very thorough in its that is literally you know it's on you know it's on that is such a that the way you just did that Because some things you just don't even know it's on. Yeah, you're like, hello, are you down there? Like trying to like click it up, get some more energy going. You know, are you okay to use the wand during sex? Or do you not use the wand during sex? Why not? Plus, if you go for many different hours, you can have many different things happening.

41:01Do you typically have sex for hours? Yes. Oh, really? You have that much stamina? Yes. Oh, my God. I think it's easier for the woman than it is for the men. So does the men have that much stamina is the thing because the men usually are the ones that can't go for that long. They're like, oh, and it's like it's been five minutes. Or, you know, it's a lot of blood that has to be pumped in a certain place. And so I feel like, you know, some don't can't do it. Right. You're right. We don't get enough credit. Like once we're once we have an orgasm, I'm like, OK, I could go again. But men, it's like, hold on.

41:36Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. wait you know so the key is for them to not have that first reaction so that it can stay longer but a lot of guys cannot do that but your husband can my husband can um can you describe your sex life in three words endless hot wild oh my god we're all trying to picture it this is very hot

42:20um okay you kind of mentioned this at the beginning of the interview and i was when i was researching you i noticed there were people that had a lot to say about your relationship and how your husband is younger than you what are your thoughts on it two two middle fingers up on my end i just always think why do people care i never talk about anyone right live and let live like what is it to you who i'm with right i understand you know also because you know he has a band and he's known in a lot of places of the world and people also find them very hot he didn't pick you get over it so it's like what is it to you like i picked him he picked me and it's like if maybe you meet and you have a chance maybe this is good things will change but do you know what i mean i feel always like why are people getting involved like i would never comment on someone else on what they do who they're doing and how they look or how they don't look who cares it's so true it's like if if you're happy like that's great and then the people commenting it's like why do you even have enough time to comment on my relationship you know where people are like i'm 16 years older thanks for pointing it out i also know he knows i wasn't lying to him you know he knew how old i was from the very beginning i know i will be aging faster i mean not faster but yes i'm still the 16 year gap will always be there that's just how it is but that's his choice and my choice so i never understand why people care this is the energy we need i appreciate that energy because i think sometimes especially with social media where you can like read so many comments i think a lot of people get just like pressured into maybe like either they making statements or feeling like oh my god do i need to explain myself or whatever and you're like i don't give a fuck that's why i also turned it off yeah i turned my instagram handles off a few years ago comment not the the handle all together but like the comments because i don't want to be influenced what people put in my head i feel like you have to it's harder to walk to the beat of your own drum if you constantly hear more noise interfering i feel like it's good that you just do what you would naturally do yeah you know i did that same thing i think it was now two ish years ago i turned it off yeah my instagram comments are off and like i've never been happier i'm like i have no idea what anyone thinks about this photo and i don't give a fuck i mean one in one in one sense you know i love that there are so many fans that are following and i feel bad for the people who are actually genuine and nice and who you know i would love to see what they have to say but there's so many people that are just barfing from morning to night and i'm like i'm just not down for it i'm just like no that is literally how we have to describe the trolls on the internet they're just barfing from morning to night you know it's true I don't want to do that it's exhausting and I also think like I found like I do think sometimes even like the good comments I love them so much and people still can dm me but like I don't think I also need an over like thousands of people telling me how pretty I look or great like I don't that's not healthy but sometimes you know but sometimes they can be like oh my god this thing that you did there where can I get that totally then I could be like easily ba ba ba ba ba it's right there you know so in that sense no I also don't need to know like how you think I look good in this outfit I feel like I look good in this outfit that's why I put it on you know but yes um yes I mean my husband would tell me if he hates if I have something on that's what I care about or you know but that's it um yeah great answer um you've had relationships in the past obviously not just your husband what is a hard lesson that you've learned about love that you would want to like teach your kids one day it doesn't matter how hard you love someone it doesn't make them love you the same or back as hard as you love them you know or sometimes also and even you know with a partner or anyone for that matter you know sometimes you think a certain way but their head is differently in there they don't think the same way how you do so yeah I think that just crushed all of us there's so many people watching being like oh my god you're so right because I've had relationships in the part in the past where I love them so much and I do everything and you know I'm like a love bug like I fall in love and then I'm just like I dive in head first and it's just like I'm all the way in there you know and then you know you just realize sometimes that you just don't get it back the same way and even though you go full on if they're just not the same way it just it doesn't change it's so well said and daddy gang I hate to say it but like someone clip this and just re-listen to this every time you're with like a fuck boy and you're like he's it's gonna work out he's gonna like me one day you know you we always know like when you're putting so much more in and you're trying and you're trying like if you like them more like that says something like find someone that likes you equally i had a relationship cheated on me for four years straight from the very beginning to the very end all the time all the time until i found out how did you find out i had the opportunity to go into the emails which i'd never done of course and um all of a sudden it was kind of i found so many things where i was just like wow but then i always knew deep down inside i always knew right the days when you were like what happened why didn't you pick up you were in this place uh you know and it's like oh yeah my phone something happened to my phone and then it's like oh yeah i didn't have a charger or all of a sudden it's like radio silence for like in you and you're at this pit always in my stomach where i was like something is up you know but then you get reassured are you crazy i love you so much you everything to me you know blah blah blah blah blah so you're like okay he's telling me all this stuff okay I feel better for a hot minute then something happens again and you're like I still feel this it's this bad feeling that I'm burping up again and I was always right I always knew that also must have been so hard to see that it was from the very beginning yes because then you it was a lie from the very beginning beginning for four years and that's so hard because you're like oh my god then you kind gonna start to replay like any happy beautiful moments you had yeah and knowing like oh my god like you are a pathological liar at this point like you're just being able to be in bed with me look at me have moments of telling me you love me and then like four fucking years of that I mean I think you're right though and that's what's hard and everyone though does have to come to it on their own I feel like it's hard when friends try to get involved and convince their friends I know they're cheating like you everyone really does know you have the gut feeling like that pit in your stomach i've had before and there is nothing worse because you feel so alone and the only person that can actually make you feel better in that moment is the person that's hurting you yeah like and but what you don't realize is like if you just get yourself out of it yeah you don't deserve to have a pit in your stomach and then at that moment you really think there is no other parents with great sons you think this is it this is it how is this possible and then it's like you know i know you always say like oh other parents have also nice sons you know but in that moment you just think no men there is no one else for me this was it this is the one you know and then also it's hard when you meet someone new again because then you kind of feel like is this the same pit again is this happening again it's it takes a hot minute to also trust that person again and then you know i've been told like you can't put your old shit on me you know so it's so hard to give people a chance again but it is hard especially when this happened to you for numerous years you know to trust that again it's very difficult i'm curious like getting cheated on is one thing like have you ever fallen out of love with someone yes oh my gosh can you explain like how you knew it was time to leave yeah no I just I told this person too I said I don't love you anymore like literally I just said it that's so hard because it's like and did anything like awful happen or it was just like you just realized no I just realized I just realized it and I voiced it and I was like this is just not forever you know I mean I feel like it was very sad but I I was like I'm not going to string this along or play something that it's not so I think that's the hardest part is because like people will like write into me and be like Alex like I think I still love my boyfriend but like I don't know and I'm like well that's your first answer if you don't know then you don't you know with my husband I know exactly you should know no question about anything yeah if you have a question that's already not a good start it's not a good start and I think a lot of people struggle if there's been years of it where you're like I don't want gonna hurt the person but you're actually just you are hurting the person making it longer right yeah like get out if you can and let yourselves both restart rather than being like i feel so bad that i'm gonna tell the person i don't love them anymore like i think they'd want to know yes yes for sure i wish i would have known with that person that dicked me around for four years me too for you heidi um you have chosen yourself and walked away from relationships from jobs once they stopped serving you what advice can you give to my listeners about like how to know in life when it's time to move on again the question that arises the same with you know with a boyfriend that you said you know maybe you don't love that so already if you're like for me it was with victoria's secret you know after certain years you know i was kind of like i think it's time for me to hang up my wings you know what i mean i feel like i'm older now now i have three children it's like young beautiful new girls coming up so I was like before I get the boot I think I'm just going to leave on this note right here you know instead of do you think that was like one of the most difficult things you ever had to walk away from well you close one door you open another you know I feel like I'm also someone who always has another goal another thing that I'm interested in doing so I had a great run is what I thought you know and I met so many amazing people and you know there's other opportunities and you know then I had many different tv shows that I was doing and still doing so I was kind of like okay right you know let's talk about your new song yes sunglasses at night and I'm it's cool that you did collaborate with Tiesto I'm curious like how did you get first into music are you is this something you're like very very passionate about Well, very first I did a Christmas song and I think it was 2006 or 2008.

53:27It was quite funny. I have four fans and those are my four kids. They all know it and they love it. I mean, I think they love it. Do you love it, Lainey? I hope so. So every time when it was something like fun or something that was for me a challenge, something that I normally don't do, I was like, yes. Let's try it. Because I love, you know how other people love going on a roller coaster. That's what I don't want to do. or they shoot themselves to the friggin space for 30 minutes and then come back down. It seems like everyone is doing these these days. I don't want to go. But like when someone gives me an opportunity and sticks a mic in my face, I want to do it.

54:03Oh, my God. I love it. Anyway, I'm in the shower. And then I think about this sunglasses at night song. And I'm like, you know how it starts. And I'm like, it's just such a cool vibe. yeah and then i was thinking who should i do this with or who could i ask who would be so crazy and then i literally asked ties his name is ties yeah right and then i'm and then i'm like i have this great idea for a new track that i would love to do with you he's like you sing and i'm like not really but and then he's like okay what's your idea i'm like i want to do the cory hart song sunglasses at night and he went great idea i think in that moment he thought why did i think of that myself i kind of saw the hamster on the wheel running kind of like okay he was already i feel like producing it in his head right then and there so then it just happened like that you know i recorded my lines and you know send it over to him and then he produced the song and here it is like it just sometimes i pinch myself how i hook these things up somehow yeah and i always think if you don't tell people how are they gonna know these crazy ideas that are roaming around in your head so again I could have gotten a no and then I would have probably asked again but but he said yes so then I immediately you know went for it and it just went super fast and then there it is it's so fun because it really is like the theme of today is like go for what you want and who gives a shit because even if you get a no at least you know like it goes all the way back to you with Victoria's Secret um and Sports Illustrated and then even like this singing you're like I don't I know I'm not a singer but like yeah I can be one let's sing and like just go for it and then either people love that vibe that we put together on there or they don't yes and again people have a choice at the end of the day the customer or you know the listeners are right the ones that then are the judge and they choose if they want it or they don't want it let me just be clear the daddy gang my audience is going to absolutely support you on this heidi because we love you after this interview i'm like you're my favorite person this is like the best vibe thank you such good energy and we're gonna be playing sunglasses at night daddy like our girl is on this track no it's so fun it really is so fun and okay everyone get your sunglasses out i tried to be sexy on this one do it again do it again okay did you did you actually hear we did we did we were we were playing it downstairs it's fun it's fun do it again but no because i wanted to because i have this annoying voice i also for this i brought it down a notch you know and i was like okay everyone get your sunglasses out it's so good i was like i love the little tits shimmy i got that from sophia vergara she always does that it's good it's really good um you're also judging this season of america's got talent fantasy league yeah i have got to ask last question have you cracked simon cowl is he a softy or is he really he's soft yes yeah he's soft i wish i wish i could give him a makeover i asked him since the first day i met him i was like please leave it up to me i come from this i come from this this is what i do i love fashion please let's go shopping together what does he say he doesn't want to he has his style and now i'm over it now i'm like okay you do you i do me i get it but sometimes i'm like i wish he would do me instead of you but he doesn't so i love him i love him he's a great boss he's a lot of fun yes the other day when i told you i fell and blood was gushing and you know everyone comes running to me how are you doing how are you doing i'm like i didn't fall in my head i'm fine and he's like make more of it make more of it he's just so much fun he's like play it up let's go he's like make more of it this is great for the television oh my god i was like you're right i should no but i didn't that is hilarious yeah he could use a makeover but you know what you look great and that's all you can control no but i love him and he he is so right with so many different you know things that he says to the people that are on the stage like sometimes sometimes someone will sing a song and he will be like stop the music i don't even know if that air is half of the time but he does it all the time he stops the music and i feel terrible for them because they're like now what but i always have to say the act gets better after that he's like i don't love the song you started up in the wrong key you're too nervous you need water what do you need not that song do you have anything else and then usually when they sing another song it's like another person's yeah he's so talented he really is and he has amazing ideas and with fantasy league that was his idea too damn because um i think maybe he thought he and us we were not getting enough airtime so he made our job a little bit bigger so we could be on a little longer you've been such a good judge you will be such a good mentor the song is so fun you are so fun and i'm just like excited that I got to meet you because you same you're even like you're even more charming in person honestly oh thank you when I watch you on tv I always smile when you're talking I'm just like oh there she is and I don't even know you but now like being with you in person I'm like you're so great and it's been so fun to like record with you you should come and visit us sometimes when we when we shoot okay AGT it's a lot of fun I will especially when we do auditions so that's what we're going to start with after fantasy league is all aired i would love that then we start with auditions and the auditions are the most fun like people do things where you're like what on earth is this like people will like fart and blow out candles with their fart fart air like they do things sign me up no no they do literally they do things where you're like i've never seen this before like literally i've never seen this before so it's a lot of fun i you can come anytime i would love to come truly that sounds so much fun especially because you'll just be there and you make everything fun clearly um this has been so fun i can't thank you enough for coming on i already know the daddy gang loves you i'll be i'll be back next week oh yeah you'll be back next week you're the new this is actually our formal announcement that heidi klum is call her daddy's new co-host so here every week the two of us tune in i'll be back for more i'll be back for more.

1:00:39Thank you so much for coming on. Thank you. Oh my god. Thank you.