Kevin Hart: Golf, Girlhood, & Getting Roasted

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1:36What is up, Daddy Gang? It is your founding father, Alex Cooper with Call Her Daddy. This is good. Check, check, check. Yeah, check, check. All the things. Check, check, check. This is good. Kevin Hart, welcome to Call Her Daddy. Call Her Daddy. You're obviously... Is this like an eye? You want my eyes? I like your glasses. Do you like Diva? But I like your eyes. Which one do you want? I think we can kind of test the vibes. If I start to push you too hard, you put the glasses back on. Well, no matter what, now they're just going to... They'll be there. I mean, I like to do interviews with glasses on though.

2:11I like doing it too because I feel like I say crazier shit. You've got a lot of cars. Okay, yes. How'd you get here in one of your 20 luxury cars? Uh, I, I did drive a car. I drove my wife's car today. So I didn't, I didn't drive one of my cars today. Why didn't you drive one of your cars? I have, I am a, uh, a two seater guy. So I love two seaters. So all of my cars, but maybe the exception of like two or two seaters. So today I needed a little trunk space. Why? So I drove my wife's truck. Oh, what's in the truck? well my golf clubs are in the trunk and i got my luggage i knew that the entire fucking episode i was like is this guy gonna come in and hold per sally's golf right now and you know what i'm we're gonna talk about golf because i'm ready to talk about golf with you okay but first i want to talk a little bit more about your cars okay 20 cars is that around right no how many more kevin over under 50 cars i mean no i i can't tell i can say that we're we're i'm under i'll say i'm under but I have a lot of cars.

3:20You're up there. Yes. Do you name these things? My old school cars. My old school cars that I built have names. Give me one. Bane. Dark Knight. Oh. Bad News. Ooh. Mint Condition. Birdie. Birdie's my Bronco. That's where my golf clubs go. It's for the hope. I got it. Yeah, the name, it's elongated name from when I get like, oh my God, Kevin Hart. have you played him in golf holy shit man birdies all day and it says it on his license plate right yeah like that's what you're manifesting yeah i'm i'm giving you yeah i'm i'm already i'm three years ahead yeah okay all right i have a problem with men who have really loud cars okay do you make them loud on purpose like are you one of those guys that like what do you call like pulls the exhaust and makes it go vroom vroom kevin all right so you really don't know okay all right so you're not lying no i i i'm a muscle car guy so if you if you're getting a muscle car or if you're building a muscle car without muscle you don't really have a car so the engine is where the concept of muscle comes from so the exhaust and you know the world of what happens after that well it starts there so uh i'm a elephant guy i'm a lt5 guy i'm a translation for the girls after i'm really like no i'm but i am very much like you you can hear me coming that's bad we should we are never cutting that that was the first line of the promo that was hate you if i saw you on the street riding that thing because what's the point it's so loud gives me the ick a little it gives you the ick you can't appreciate a muscle car with no muscle what do you mean the muscle do what do you mean it justifies the car but it's not me this isn't me we're not this isn't a me thing we're talking about the car but does it actually like make it go faster or like yes but then you're just noise no because then all of you are driving these on like 40 mile an hour roads you're like room room well i mean you know you don't want to you can't go but so fast but but if you're gonna build the car you want to build it correctly like i want to build if i got a hell of it engine well i want to hear it you want you want me to hear you coming you're gonna hear it a block away maybe two blocks i want to play a game with you i'm listening that's why I had you bring your phone in here okay we're gonna play one of my favorite Caller Daddy games it's called confess or text confess or text yeah I'm gonna ask you a question that's a little oh like PR Kevin's gonna be like oh it's no such thing as PR Kevin okay and then you're gonna either answer it okay and be like I got you Alex easy okay or you're gonna say you know what I'm gonna decide not to do that and instead I'm going to text if you decide to text there is a bowl of questions there and a name of the person that you're going to text and what you're going to text them so choose your own adventure kevin these people you know who's in my phone uh yeah i know who you're friends with i've done a little recon okay are you ready i'm ready come on first one who is the most overrated person in the industry right now the most overrated person in the industry duane the rock johnson what an idiot i'm a comedian so i can get away with I can get away with this okay fuck okay okay what's been your worst diva moment on set my worst diva moment on set uh my worst diva moment on set mmhmm you know what I'll probably I'm probably gonna have to go it would be a Jumanji a Jumanji moment what'd you do uh I don't I don't like I don't like the jungle I don't like the jungle so like after after that sun drop those mosquitoes and shit get out of there like we we're supposed to be wrapped like hey man we it's it's five o 'clock what are we doing like i'll start making people aware of the times like hey hey we don't have time for one more like do y 'all you know they start coming out like i'm very and they're like kevin we gotta get the shot kevin seriously we got one more shot hey get it because after this I'm not going to do it.

7:58Oh wow. But it's with love. High maintenance. Jake has to not direct her. He knows how I feel about the spiders and the centipedes and the mosquitoes. So it's with love. I don't like the bugs. Insects. It doesn't matter where. It doesn't matter where. I won't do a movie based off of a location if it's like a little too old. Yeah like whoa. no bougie trailer can solve this I don't care about the trailer I'll take a shitty trailer I don't care I'm there to work but if you telling me the so we're in a swamp this is the whole heaven heart in the swamp page one I'll close it open in a swamp I'm not reading the rest okay fair what is the biggest lie you've ever been caught in biggest lie i mean jesus christ i'll say the biggest probably that i'm not five five kevin what it's the truth what are you five four five three five three five three i'm sorry i keep saying it you're like i thought you're gonna let it go you just yeah i said that you were gonna keep digging i apologize have you put that on any like business things or like have you switched wikipedia like are you checking what people say about you i mean once once people started doing what you just did like not take my first answer the only people that believe me was the dmv years ago when he was like how tall are you i was like five five and he was like okay i was like whoa damn oh that's how y 'all gonna write that i love this place shit write it down kevin i was the only person that loves the dmv um okay what's a secret sexual fantasy you have a secret sexual fantasy well well this is a weird question because then it's not a secret anymore text give me one text that's what i'm trying to avoid so i'd rather let me think about this for a second you have to text come on they're good they're good you're so scared i am i am i was gonna make up a sexual fantasy just now Chelsea Hanlon okay Chelsea I'm throwing a rager this weekend what drugs can you give her?

10:16you can pick another no this is good this is good for Chelsea I love Chelsea Chelsea but the crazy part is she's gonna text back like what are you looking for? she's like I got ketamine I got she's such a drug addict dude she's crazy such a closet druggie not even closeted no she doesn't care that's why I said you could just ask her she's by far the best person alive Her energy is unmatched. But I'm going to send this text. Can I send a voice note? Yeah. That's better than a text. That's way better. All right. Chelsea's been on the show like three times. All right.

10:50Chelsea, this is Kev. Hey, I'm throwing a crazy rager this weekend. Hey, what drugs can you get for everyone if I need a bunch of drugs? What can you get? Like a variety pack. Like if I want people to have a good time, what can you get me? I love how you say hey it's Kev she has your number right I don't know she might have this one this is my new number I think she does do you switch your number a lot no I just did it you're on the move yes I just said lock in my new number as we said it okay last one I'm ready what is your current net worth oh I'll fucking call whoever what is this alright Jack Black I'm producing this movie about demonic children's come out here and i think you'd be perfect for the part as their conductor do you like that yeah it's good you gotta give jack energy though you gotta give jack energy you're gonna do a voice note yeah are you voice noter i am a voice noter okay why not use it hit him with it well i mean it's a great oh i love jack black so much all right ready yep here we go hey jb look man um got a crazy idea man i'm producing this movie about like a demonic children's choir and i think i think it'd be perfect for the part of their conductor like this i don't know man i just see the conductor having crazy hands and crazy energy because he's dealing with these like demon kids so the only way to get their attention is to like make those faces that you be making either way um let me know what you think man just just that's a rough pitch i can give you the full detail when we talk he seems like what the fuck that's one of those where you're like how do i tell my friend kindly no well he well jack jack is actually jack will call back and he's like ah let's start this through is it like so when you say d he'll vet it out like he he'll want to know more he's so good he's like so what is it are you locked into this like concept or do we have room to like he won't he won't just tell me no he's a good guy he won't just um okay obviously stalked your instagram before you came here okay and i saw that david beckham recently commented in one of your thirst traps saying that he thinks you're hot how did that moment make you feel kevin we were we were going back and forth because we uh we both are uh we're both part of the same team now we both are under the abg umbrella and we share businesses and business interests and he and i did an amazing partnership with shark ninja and with shark ninja we have a through line of things that we are endorsing or backing or acting as the ambassador so mine was the chill pill and the whole concept with the chill pill is if you're hot well take a moment to chill so there's a chill factor there's a fan there's a cooling spray etc so in the campaign it's do you think i'm hot and if so well maybe i should chill kevin you're just selling it all i mean i'm not that wasn't a plug i'm very poised polish i've got my answers down

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16:17So if you're ready to get more out of your money, sign up for SoFi checking and savings at sofi.com slash callherdaddy. SoFi checking and savings is offered through SoFi Bank and a member FDIC. Terms apply. What do you think is your best physical quality? My best physical quality? Physical. yeah um my wife likes my back she likes my back oh she says i have a big back for a little man she says i got a big big like cobra back do you feel that way um yeah i think i have a nice back okay you got a nice back yeah back i'll go back oh and my calves good calves my calves are incredible good you know like thickness incredible okay and fucking credible okay i can't see them but i believe i think my quads are getting bigger too and i don't want to go down the the path of just like what i feel is going on but i think i'm starting to get a nice quad like a nice quad so you know maybe the swim trunks get a little smaller than something right the fear with a smaller swim trunk though because if you're wearing trunks correctly you're not wearing draws underneath them i don't want to be the dude showing a little ball at the at the beach you know too much yeah you don't want a ball drop out but you like when they're tight because it shows i just want to be fitted if my if my quads get big but i don't want i don't want them not to be what it's supposed to be and i get aggressive with a short and then i get a ball slip yeah yeah yeah it's like a ball slip or they're a little too baggy that the quads look small yeah you don't want to look sick does that guy have rickets you don't want to look oh kevin hart what happened to his legs man you gotta find that in between yeah yeah um you took the mirrors out of your gym uh well for a minute and then oh they're back well i put new ones in there but for a minute i did why'd you take them out because they were getting distracting huh well checking yourself out can you imagine looking at that every day every day then you start to think well why am i still here i did it kevin kevin so you see yourself in these mirrors you're like god damn god damn god damn i'm so good i took him out for a while because i was redoing the gym and then i got used to him not being there and you find like that you're doing the work wrong well no not wrong you're just a little more motivated because it's like you're not looking every single day and looking for the results in real time.

18:55Getting swole. Yeah. You get a nice little payoff, but they're back now. They're back. Yes. Your wife comments on all of your Instagram posts. She's very supportive. Did you ask her to do this? You know, you just said she's supportive. She's supportive, but like... You know what's crazy is that it actually gets me, like sometimes it, does it get me in trouble? But I'm not the social media guy that I used to be, like as far as like, you know, always on social media always looking so you know my wife will go and put stuff up and i'll go days before i'm like oh shit i saw the thing you posted she was like it was like two weeks ago no i saw it are you in her comments like she's in yours i say things when i see it yeah you look beautiful honey have you heard the term instagram husband instagram husband no what is that it's like you're capable of actually taking a fucking good picture of your wife and like so she can like slay on the gram i'm not i'm not you're bad i'm horrible you're hitting her bad angles you're hitting nerds i get i get you get three max with me and i'm like get the fuck out get to go get somebody else to take it who's taking your pictures well i have a photographer i i mean i have a professional i have a designated instagram and tiktok professional if it's time for me to like put stuff up we have somebody there that's taking pictures my wife is taking good pictures though like we're doing like a family day she does all that she's yeah she's great with that i'm not that guy i don't have i'm not and i don't have the patience to do you don't Like, oh, wait, do another one.

20:23Oh, wait, no, no, no, no. Let me move my hand like this. Let me sit. You get three. You get three. Three is so whack. Three, my eyes are closed. I'm 46 years old. I'm thinking of your wife today. I'm 46 years old. With a designated Instagram person for yourself. I am. And when they're there, that's their job. Okay. I'm just saying, right, you get one, man. Pap, that's going to be good. Make it work. I'm not that guy. What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever posted on the internet? The most embarrassing thing? Yeah. Nothing's embarrassing. You're not embarrassed? I'm not embarrassed by anything.

20:59I'm very transparent. Okay, what does embarrass your kids that you've posted on the internet? My kids get mad at everything. Okay. They're teenagers. Cool. They're too cool. So, dad, did you even look at my face in this one? Look at my eyes. God, oh my God, why do you got me looking like this? Dad, yo, you got to take that post down, man. You got me looking chopped. I just learned all these words. Kevin? yeah i don't know what's going on when did you learn chops i learned it about three months ago my my daughter said it dad no seriously no you got me looking chop take that down think what down it's a family we're eating it's just a nice little family picture we were we were eating dinner like why can't i just wanted to show how cool it is when all my kids with me eating no not like that i look crazy do you feel like sometimes they're talking a different language around you absolutely it's kind of crazy huh absolutely it's a different lingo my kids here's the thing that's funny about my kids man i'm not that guy to my kids like there's nothing you're not cool no i'm i'm cool they have definitely told me i'm a i'm like a really cool dad okay but i'm not cool what i think i am you're not you're not kevin hart no no shot no shot instagram bio live love and laugh yes what's going on what do you i don't understand what's going on there Live, love, laugh.

22:19Those are the three rules that I live by. Live your life while you live it. Try your best to love as much as you can. Okay. And when you're living and loving correctly, well, you should be laughing. If the three L's apply to you, it's very hard to not be living a good life. Is this, it's a little home goods, like live, laugh, love. But you turn. No, that's not what I say. No, no. That's not what I say. You say live, love, laugh. Yeah, what you just said is fucking ridiculous. Like, who would do that? no live laugh love no no no don't do that live love laugh see that see the difference you did you just see the difference you were like live laugh love and i was like what the hey crazy lady are you crazy do you have this motto like on your walls somewhere in your home i do but when you go to shop for it it's always probably live laugh love so you had to get it by the way which is why it's never purchased which is why you'll always see it it's always available it's on my wall in my gym I got it like I got a bunch of sayings on my gym so you custom made it yes custom yes that's me you're not a live laugh love guy no you're a live love love love love you gotta live to love and then you laugh see I make that I mean is this not great by the way she feels so much better now that she heard it the right way yeah she's been saying live live laugh like no what you've been saying love whatever it is is right yeah because you're confusing me he's like what do i shouldn't have looked to the left through my whole fucking equilibrium off i got vertigo no we're the heart is where the home is no no i will say this though it's hard to take steps if you're going backwards oh I'm that guy yeah hey get on the elevator do me a favor make sure it's going up

24:22hard work should be hard because if it feels good you ain't doing it right oh yeah there you go I mean electric. I mean, these are big things to live by. These are, this is going to change the game for people. If someone was having a bad day, done. Kevin Hart came through. By the way, in the words of my daughter Kaori, duh. Duh. Let's talk about golf. Oh, shit. When did this become your latest obsession? Seven months ago. To the date. To the date. To the T. What happened? What do you mean, what happened? What happened? God basically opened up the portal to happiness and said this is it who who put you on though because you said what how old are you i am 46 so you're in your 40s yes you've lived your life well with no golf okay you're done you're out they just fucking kill me in your 40s you know you basically did it so now now that you're at the end of it hold on you've been living this life yes without golf in it i i I feel, it is such a tough thing to process because so many people have tried to get me into golf for years.

25:37And you're talking about, you know, I've toured the globe and I've been to some of the most beautiful places in the world. And if I had had golf as a hobby during those times, I would have been able to see some of the most beautiful golf courses in the world simultaneously. to sleep but luda luda and i we uh we do a trip uh yearly we try to sometimes it's a little space in between okay we were on the back of a boat and they had the biodegradable golf balls okay and they had a like club so i literally just started hitting them off the back of the boat and i was like man this is not bad and when we got back my friends were going to mexico and they were like oh we're going on a golf trip you want to roll I was like yeah I'm gonna go and when I went on the golf trip and everybody else was kind of okay and I was so bad I'm such a competitive person I did not like the feeling of being that bad so I made a bet with them and I said give me a year and I'm going to come back and I guarantee I'll beat all of you guys so we we marked the date so I have about uh maybe five more months I think five more months and we go back to the same course and we're playing and we have odds and stuff, but I'm going to beat them.

26:52So I don't do anything halfway. I'm 100%. Oh, so this trip is coming up. In five months, yeah. Damn. But I'm addicted. I'm addicted with the fact that it's you against yourself. And all you're trying to do is find the best ways to navigate this little white ball around this course in as less strokes as possible. It's a beautiful game. It's a beautiful game. What's your handicap? That will not be discussed. today. We will not give any information because I have a competition coming up in five months and I will not fucking give you any information. Harry, John, Mustafa, huh? Boss. That's right. Five months.

27:36Get mines or get naked. You know what it is, bitch. And by the way, that's going to camera. That's a threat. And I got Brian. Me and Brian got a match coming up. Oh, so this ain't looking good though because someone's holding their handicap close to their chest. No, no, no. You're still a little insecure. Honestly, I am for doing this for seven months. I am so advanced from where I should be. Really? Yes. Have you ever had a whole one? No, absolutely not. No. Right now I'm at the stages where it's all about understanding the golf swing and the proper road to a successful golf swing. Are you in your kitchen and your shower and in your house just doing the thing?

28:15All of it. Name it. name a product that you can buy to the the business of golf has made so much money that it's ridiculous but i'm telling you what i'm going to do so from where i am now and i'm going to figure out the tournament that i want to play in that's a good enough tournament that's coming up like a year and a half i'm giving myself a lot of time year and a half's time i'm gonna fill my progression from now until then because the sport and world of golf needs to know that i'm not doing this just to like just do it the fucking world i'm very serious about this as a matter of fact I honestly thought about putting the microphone down and taking the old acting and the scripts and going, hey, everybody take a beat.

28:56Because there's a senior citizen tournament, 50 and up. It's like when you get over 50, there's a tournament for 50-year-olds and up. So I'm like, what if I start preparing for that now? You got four years. By the time I turn 50, I might be in the Masters. I might. The way I'm going and how dedicated I am. You're in. In is an understatement. and I already brought the Bronco and I put the birdie license plate on it. So I have to start getting birdies or else I wasted my fucking money. Kevin. Yeah, I'm just giving you what it is. There's so much, but I'm going to bring personality, charisma, style.

29:30Ooh. I mean, I'm going to make golf sexy. I'm going to make golf sexy. Can you imagine me in some of those little shorts after I'm done with my quads? Not now. Wait. When they're done, when they're dead. I'm still in development. So if you look, is that camera, can it zoom in a little bit? Yeah, boom. If y 'all can zoom in, but don't moose knuckle me. Don't get my, don't get the unit. I'm saying grab my fucking quads for a second. I'm not making that up. They're there. So that's all about how I'm coming through to compress the fucking ball. Compress it. DeChambeau is quaking. That's my guy, man.

30:12Bryson, he had a tough Masters, but next year, He'll be fine. He'll be back. Young guy, great future ahead of him. As I talk about personalities in the sport, he's an amazing personality. A guy who's found a way to like amplify the game. Make it fun. Yes. Yes. That's what it's about. What's your caddy's name? Well, right now, Iniko Hart. My wife has been my caddy for my toughest matches. Yeah. Yeah. How's that going? I mean, I was not too good. You know she's very vocal About what she sees out there Honey how come you not hitting it like that Will you shut the fuck Like stop doing that I'm just saying but when they hit it Why yours keep going to the side like that Because I don't know I'm trying to figure out I mean you're poor white No there's nothing funnier than a woman That has no idea like what you're going through Who's asking innocent questions Why yours be going in the sand Shut the fuck god damn it honey like it's because i'm not coming through can you video this one so i can see where my elbow is she's just gotta oh man she's a full champ though oh my gosh she's going out there with you some of the shittiest swings ever holy shit does she know a lot about golf well now she does yeah you're learning together yeah after going to the master's she's full in like that was a an experience of a lifetime let's move on to fashion okay i'm done the fact that we're talking this long about golf on Call Her Daddy is pretty historic.

31:38Well, it is historic. And I think the viewers that you have are going to be energized with a new form of like, oh, my God, I want to do this, too. Right. Like, I know there's a lot of women that are watching. Oh, my God, like maybe I should go in and caddy for my man. Yeah. But if she's having a good time, maybe I can, too. And you know what? I've hit I've hit it a couple of times. Whoa. Hey. Hit the golf ball. you need to

32:07I've hit the golf ball let me clarify I've hit the golf ball a couple times I'm not bad I'm gonna be honest with you I don't believe you you know what before you leave I'm gonna find the fucking video okay yeah back down heart okay next time I see you you'll be asking what my handicap is or not or not I'll never see you again okay how would you describe your personal style my personal style um classy laid back tailored mature watch collection do you have more watches than cars that's none of your goddamn business that's none of your goddamn business i'm trying to rob you okay okay it really sounds like i'm Like, where are they in your house?

32:59So, like, where do you put these? Like, if you get, like, just as an example, what do you - A hundred? Like, what do you - I have a nice collection. More than a hundred or less? I have a nice watch collection. More? That's wild. I never said that. Kevin, you're blushing. I never said that. The cheeks are getting rosy. I'm too dark to blush. Fuck off. Two hundred? I am never disclosing this information. Why? As a watch collector, a watch enthusiast, people in that space know that I'm very serious about my watches. But you never tell. There's no need to tell. You want text? Do you want me to... Not only text.

33:36What was the question about my favorite sexual fantasy? What do you want? I don't do anything halfway. So if I'm in, I'm in. Has anyone texted back? I didn't check. You didn't tell me to check. Let's see. Don't go answering emails right now. No, no. I only have one text from HRE. But I can tell you for a fact, Chelsea probably will look what i tell you jack would say stop what did i say jack would say you were like he'd be like let's talk about this more so so you're thinking that i'm not lying stop at 12 0 12 0 8 p.m no jack black says let me read the script oh what did i tell you uh jack that was a dare man i just i'm gonna call her daddy and i had to uh send send you a text with that crazy one-liner And I actually guessed that your response would be, let me read the script because you would be too afraid to tell me it was a shitty idea because you're too nice.

34:31I love you. It was a joke. Bye. It's pretty fucking good. I told you. Look, let me read the script. He's the nicest guy ever. He's like, Jesus Christ, what I do for friends. What do you think is the biggest fashion mistake that men make? trying to do too much trying to dress towards a trend and not towards like where you are like I think I think I do a very good job of staying in what I would consider to be my lane right like I don't I don't do too much I'm not trying to walk the runway I'm not trying to you know go to the fashion shows and make the biggest statement I like I like being clean cut I like looking polished poised but at the same time comfortable like a show is there anything that your wife has ever vetoed and been like take it off yeah I've definitely had some it's mostly color like the color sometimes I'm like I can feel it because I don't ask a lot of questions so if I come out like you just know it's electric blue What do you think about this right here?

35:42It's too much. It's a V-neck. And she's like, take it off. Take it off. Okay, that's fair.

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38:52Are you strict? Like what would you do if you caught your kids sneaking out? I'm not that strict. You know, we're living in a different time. So holding my kids to a time of old and expecting them to do and move the same way that I had to, I don't think that's fair. You know, you have to be a little more lenient. little more loose so uh the curfew is a little later but i'm i am a i will give you as much as you're asking as long as you're matching it with responsibility and maturity if that starts to sway now you're giving me reason to start to pull things back so i'm only taking things away because you're not doing what you said you were going to do so you can play the good game all you want you can play me you can have me thinking i got as sane as a child because you're on time you're getting your work done uh you you when you say you're gonna be back you're back when you say you're going somewhere that's where you are hey man if you're in between those lines i don't know what the fuck is going on in between that yeah but you're giving me that visual i leave you alone um your oldest daughter just turned 21 like you said your oldest son just committed to run track and field at university of tennessee how emotional have you been watching your kids like reach these achievements i mean it's bigger and better than any accomplishment that i've had in career um i mean there's no better gift than the gift of a child and make sure i don't get a little fucking choked up uh seeing my two oldest grow up into the people that they are and to the people that they have become is my happy, right?

40:43Like my, I can be proud of my daughter. She is an example to my youngest of what being a woman in our family is and will be. My son, the same. He's an example of what a man with the last name Hart should be and will be. And it's tough because like, damn, you know, this house about to get, it's about to get quiet. It's about to get quiet. So I don't think, I don't think that I've completely processed that yet. Like, you know, when your kids go away from school, there's a chance that they might not come back. And what I mean by come back is like, they may go somewhere and they may fall in love with the town, the city, and that could be life.

41:32Right. And then you're looking at holidays, whatever. But you got to be supportive of whatever that is. Like I have two full-fledged young adults. So as a father, I don't guide with what I want them to do for the best or for what I think will create the best for me. I want them to do things for the best of them. And it's like they're just starting to kind of lay that shit out. That's the tough part. it is so funny like watching yourself i'm sure like going from being a kid to then a parent you're watching your kids now leave and you're like i know this supposed to be such a fun time but i'm also like fuck don't leave but you're gonna handle it and like obviously you love them so much but yeah that like empty nester feeling obviously i know you have other kids but like when you're losing even one to leaving the house it changes the dynamic so intensely it's tough because my their younger brother and sister look up to them so much as well so you know the impact that it's going to have on them like it's a trickle effect it's not just it's not just me and nico and yeah mom it's like there's a there's a trickle effect you know where's where's have where's do like when they come like they all that energy all of that like the want to grow up or be cool they follow their brothers and sisters so when that's not there that's a void as dynamic yeah in honor of your wife and your daughters i'm going to test your knowledge of girlhood today okay oh god i'm going to show you a picture you're just going to tell me what you think it is okay right ready okay that's a rose

43:19try again you can do it that is the patella

43:32Kevin that is wait no that's a makeup thing yes yes that's the makeup thing it's a beauty blender yeah yeah yeah yeah Jesus Christ a rose this doesn't look like a fucking rose It looks like the color. Is that not? Kevin. All right. Oh, shit. Next. That's the vagina plug. This is a tampon applicator, Kevin. There it is. Or the vagina plug. Plug, okay. Ready? Oh, boy. These are the no-see-ums. The sticky Wonder Womans. All right. you slap them on top so you can look like Wonder Woman and fight crime nipple cover there you go oh boy oh this is a tough one this is a

44:34perf control kit to be fair this looks a little x-ray but look at this thing like what could this be that's a semen checker it's a pimple pack god damn it come on kevin all right sorry next oh yeah you know this this is an alarm clock oh my god that's an alarm clock your family right now is screaming at the tv dad wait no hands a gel yep gel i let me dry my gel on my hands kevin and i need to look at the time at the top ready all right oh boy that's the enemy that's mr fix it i know that guy hey man what are you doing here well apparently you didn't get the job done so i've been called upon that's mr get it done right there a vibrator you know what this is oh I know what that is that's the get my eyes together I gotta flatten the brow the lash I gotta make these things flicker you are referring to an eyelash curler here Mr.