Offset: Blowjobs, Marriage & Music

0:00Daddy Gang, I am so excited for today's guest. He is a Grammy-nominated musician and he currently has a new album out. Offset is in the studio. Daddy gang, this episode is a chaotic but fun ride. We get to know Offset a little bit. We talk about his childhood, marriage with Cardi B, fatherhood, new music, and we answer, well specifically he answers some of the most unhinged questions from you guys about sex, relationships, sucking dick, eating pussy, you name it. Offset is here to talk about it. So come hang out with me and Offset. Let's get into it.

0:58one third offset is happening my opinion they are the best rap group of all The year of D 'Amigo is out, yo. D 'Amigo! I might give a little all to me. D 'Amigo's member to make his solo debut. I'm a fool of his. This man just does not miss. He announced on Twitter that she had secretly married Okset. I want to thank you since, the lady right here in the front. Yo, I would support him. He's already been expecting for his second child to Okset. There's a lot of drama. One child makes a motherfucking old for Okset. Write the fuck out!

1:30What is up, Daddy Gang? It is your founding father, Alex Cooper, with Call Her Daddy. Offset, welcome to Call Her Daddy. Call Her Daddy. I am so happy you're here. We're talking about your fit. Tell me, I know you're very into fashion, tell me how you decided to wear this today. So today, I want to do something fresh and new, so I went to Rick Owens, got these pants, I went to Chromeheart and got this top, and I got these Balenciaga-like slides, but how they sit on the cuff, it looked like a shoe. So I feel like it was a nice. Oh, those are slides. They look like big boots. Yeah. They look like they weigh a lot.

2:06No, they kind of light. They're not too heavy. Okay. Do you ever utilize the pockets in those pants when you wear cargos? Nah. No. Just for show. Just for show. I like sometimes when they stick out, though, because it gives it a shape of the pant, you know? You want your legs to look even thicker. Nah. Nah, I just want a little. A little girth. Just a little girth. okay good to know i feel like sometimes men struggle with fashion because they're extremely insecure they don't know how to like get out of the box they don't know how to trust themselves what do you see as the number one mistake that men make in fashion um

2:49mannequin challenge that's what i call it so when you a lot of people that got money sometimes it's not so fashionable they'll just go in the store and buy what's on the mannequin head to toe like A no-go for me is like a tracksuit with the same print, pants and top, zipped up. And then other than that, everybody thinks that designer has to be the drip. Like if you have on a lot of designers, then you're fashionable. No. I could go to thrift store and outdress somebody that got on some shit from designer. And also, you hit on the point. A lot of men just be insecure when it comes to that. I agree.

3:24whenever i see people in like the gucci track suit i'm like it just gotta go it's too much a lot of g a thousand g's everywhere yeah and then i'm not big on print like i don't like the out loud like hey i got on gucci i got on hermes i got on i don't like that i like nice and subtle subtle if you know you know something that i really found unattractive for quite some time that even if he was the hottest man on earth khakis khakis on men was kind of like an ick for me like i couldn't get past when men had like tight khakis on they call them slacks slacks slacks but specifically the like light colored slack on a man um i'm like it just did nothing like i just was like kind of disturbed by it and like i maybe i went to a prep school so a lot of these kids are like in their slacks oh they used to wear the sperrys with the slacks too did you ever own sperrys it wasn't my taste i did go american eagle and like ever cry me i did that I did that back in the day.

4:18Did you do the double pop polo? Double pop polo, I did that when it was in. When it was in, I did that. But the Sperry's, the potato shoes, I couldn't do that. I used to call them potatoes, sweet potatoes. How do you feel about Uggs? Uggs are fire. Okay. You gotta be a confident man to pull those off. I feel like you could pull them off. I pull them off. What is something that a woman could wear? Like for me, my ick is khakis with men. What do you think something a woman could wear that you're like, I can't handle it, take it off? I don't like when you have the busted air force ones i think it's just shoestring tied up so tight that you can they leave a little shoestring mark on your feet because they so tight those i hate those and just be dirty beat up and the outfit might be fire but you just got those on it's like come on don't do that please thank god i didn't wear mine today um anyways i want to know a little bit about your childhood i know you said you grew up in atlanta but like let's paint the picture of young offset okay let's go back to elementary school okay what are you like at recess like what are you doing who are you hanging out with are you in the cool crowd are you a weirdo what's going on at recess i um i don't know if i was in the cool crowd but i had my two little homeboys malik and um i forgot the other two names and elementary school i wasn't like that cool.

5:40Okay. People was roasting me. About what? Just like my clothes wasn't up to par. You know, my mama was struggling, you know what I mean? She didn't have it and my clothes wasn't up to par. I just wasn't all the way there yet, you know? But by the time middle school hit, I was that guy. I'm playing sports, I'm playing football for the middle school. You know, when you growing up as a boy, But it's like being tough is cool, too. I started to get a little musty. I started to get a little, you know what I'm saying? I started to get a little tough. Just had a couple fights here and there. Oh, puberty hit.

6:17Puberty hit. You started to get some muscles. Yeah, I started to get a little rough. High school, I was that guy. Straightforward. And I won Best Dress my senior year. And I got on Gucci my senior year. How I got to Gucci, we'll talk about that another time. But, you know what I mean? I was always I was fly though like high school fly um I also love like you said like maybe elementary school wasn't your vibe but like it's really sad because there are some people that peak in high school facts right you I swear you so right and then you look at them now and it's like oh damn like I know the girl that I was like so jealous of in high school I'm like she's not she's not like it she's not even the conversation anymore don't even exist right you You so right with that shit.

7:03A lot of people don't say that shit. That shit is so right. Like the super coolest dude be like later on in life be like. God damn. What happened to you? Thank God I didn't turn out like Tom. Like he's a fucking loser now. Yeah. He got the girls back then. He's got nobody now. Yeah. So we both didn't peak in high school, which is good. But you said you were popular in high school. You know how people have like the superlatives of like most likely to live in their mom's basement. Most likely to become famous. if your peers had to like name you as something back then what do you think they would have said about you i think they'll see me in this space because i always just like in high school i had grills and like i always was trying to like i had a little fake jewelry on in high school and little chains and shit on like i was i was preparing myself for the real and like i always cared about how i look you know in high school like they'll be like how you look is key it's everything it's everything you could have the worst fucking personality but as long as you're looking good people in high school gravitate towards that exactly everyone's so fucking surface level and assholes a lot of people thought i would be in trouble too though i must say okay because i had you know my my high school growing up and you go through that time of ignorance and doing dumb shit and i was doing a lot of dumb shit in high school a lot of dumb shit um even got arrested high school it's just like doing a lot so a lot of people like my teachers uh what's her name i want to say her name what's your name mrs mrs smith no carnegie damn it what's her deborah starts with an e potentially standing right here right now you told me you know who you are you told me that i was heading into trouble and i headed to success is that so good teachers that are assholes in that wild time like kind of like abusive like kind of abusive you really think about it and kind of like tearing you down and preparing you to like like because you know at that age those words are like somebody feeding you that yeah it's like damn and they're the people that you're supposed to trust like they're the people that are like supposed to guide you towards success and one of them look at debra looking at you like you ain't shit but look at life look at life also it's fucked up because you know that woman probably doesn't remember that shit but you still remember to this day to this day she's my counselor i can't believe i can't remember your name let me know and we'll uh somehow like dub it in at some point okay if you could if people don't know you that well like describe your personality now my personality is very fun but i can also be very serious i'm a sagittarius i'm very confident and who I am.

9:41Some people take it as cocky, but that's on you. I know I look good. I like to, I'm very creative and I love to learn about creative shit. Book shit is not my thing, but like creative shit. Like, um, how to, I'm doing my own films right now and the ADs and what it takes to actually have a production company. I'm interested in learning. So I know how to handle my business from later on. And I think a lot of people with this, I don't roll out was able to see that because I always kind of been like not talkative and like, too cool for school. And then on this shit, I was like, man, I'm about to have free spirit.

10:14And show that. Why, what changed? I went through a big death that happened. And I was down for such a long time. And it just made me want to enjoy life. You know what I'm saying? Enjoy life, enjoy my career instead of it being like, a job or like, cause it had got to the point where it was feeling like a jobby and then people always got something to say. And I'm like, man, fuck that. It's about me, my happiness and giving my identity of who I am as a solo act offset. And it's like challenging myself to do more entertaining shit instead of the old shit. Because, you know, when you get successful, you start doing the same patterns that got you successful.

10:54And then after a while, it's like repetitive and it's like, damn, what's new? No, I appreciate you sharing that because I think like sometimes the most fucked up shit in life is like if you lose someone close to you or you just go through anything traumatic, like it can reset the way that you look at things and that is a blessing in itself because you have to find the positives and moments in life and so to be like you know what i'm gonna not take this shit for granted i'm gonna make sure i capitalize on all this and like actually be present i think that's amazing thank you yeah of course okay so you kind of started to get famous you started me goes around 17 right yeah did you always know you wanted to be in music yeah from like hikes from like middle school were you rapping in middle school yeah not seriously though i wasn't taking it serious okay but when i could i would and then by the time 10th grade happened it started to feel like it was possible with the school and like the homies rocking with it and like giving a little support if you look back because i feel like everyone in their career kind of has that moment of like the oh fuck we made it moment with nigos like what do you think that was for you guys see i so i was incarcerated when my song popped and then drake got on my song got on my song shout out my brother and um i was in a jail cell one day right and they're doing count like at six in the morning i'm up and he's singing my song as he do count so the whole time i'm in there i'm not telling people what's going on because i really don't know what's really going on i just know we was in like a motion but i'm in jail like my mind's everywhere i'm in a bad space and the guard doing the count and he's singing versace versace versace and i'm like and i couldn't believe it i walked up to the door and he like move from the door so i could see who in the room and then he as he walked off he's singing the song i'm like yo what the fuck no and i'm like as soon as we got out i get on the phone call it back home like yo then they're like yeah drake on it i'm like what so you didn't know that the song was big until when you were in i was in jail yeah i couldn't i didn't know like you know like your homie's like yeah it's on the radio but i'm not knowing like i'm thinking it's like we they got it played on the radio once or twice right it's like a pity play yeah like real quick or something and then it's like nah then like after i had to sit down for like four more months as that went on and then it started being like guards like you could you could talk on the phone and you can um when the upstairs go in you can stay out and when the downstairs come down and like i just started then like i had a visitation thing i'm married now y 'all so it's not nothing crazy this is before my wife yep so on the visitation they had like six you can have six visits in one day 30 minutes a piece and i had like my mom on there and i had like some girls i was dealing with but they wasn't coming my mama was coming every week but the girls weren't coming then like i didn't know how it was going on All of a sudden They're like you got six visits I'm like I got six visits I'm trying to think like Bro they sitting in the lobby It's like a screen and it pops up the face And they like put their name And my name And they're going up and coming down Saying something to each other Going up back to back And I'm like oh shit that's when I kind of was like What the fuck going on To my mama like son A lot of girls this is like girl like they don't care i'm like mom i don't know i'll just put them on the list i didn't know they pop it they just pull it up and it was like oh shit this shit is crazy that was my first taste of like taste of it dude that is i don't think i've i never anticipated that to be like oh do you know when you got famous and you're like so i'm in my jail cell yes worst time ever nobody's showing love but my mama and then the guard is fucking singing versace walking past has that shit memorized and you're like wait that i ain't even i'm like oh god i ain't want to be the lame dude like yeah i mean and people like bro you want some jail story you lying so i just wasn't saying nothing and then that happened bro i was like oh how long were you in jail for eight months and i signed in jail you signed in jail how did that affect your life being in jail while this was happening when you look back i was like feeling blessed that i got something to go home to to be honest damn i got this to go home to instead of like the streets and like you know because i was old i'm 17 18 now so it's like not living with mom dukes i'm starting to see how life is in real life the punishment's not the same i've been i sat in jail for eight months so it's like oh i'm glad it happened that way though i wouldn't take nothing back because i feel like it because when i got out i wasn't wild wild west like yeah because i had just been in trouble i had to sit down i had a lot of my mama couldn't buy me out it was a lot of things i had to go through a program so i didn't have to go down the road and program was just teaching me like to be um more determined and more focused on whatever i want to do and stop playing around in life basically because there's a lot of young guys like me in the program and they're like yo you get into any write-up in here anything you get kicked out gotta do two years and so i'm like oh and so it slowed me down before i was going too fast because i was wired i had got why i had got to the point where i was young and just doing dumb and then i feel like once you get on that path it's hard to like stop and recenter and it's kind of dope to hear that you're like i this was a perfect reason for me to be like oh i need to get my together like i do have something to actually look forward to and my teacher because i'm not gonna let that be right exactly it all comes back to the teacher What are you most proud of from your time in Nigos?

16:42I'm most proud of the time we spent together as brothers and what we did for the game, for hip hop, for music in general. How influential, to be a part of something so influential is the biggest blessing ever. Because we do this to influence people and little old us coming from Gwinnett County all the way to this now so it's like that's what i cherish the moments with the brothers obviously you're married now i love that you're like i need to clarify guys the women were coming in jail when i was not married like i know people are very hyper fixated on your relationship but before cardi talk to me about your relationships with women like what is the craziest craziest thing an ex-girlfriend ever did to you like we like some crazy stories on here all right Crazies, crazies.

17:34Give it to us. Oh, I don't want to name them, though. No, no, no, no. Yeah, because it'd be too. Yeah, so I come home one time, and all my clothes is in the pool. Huh. Like crazy Giuseppe's. This is when Giuseppe's is good. First off, I'm just not getting to the money. So my$1 ,000 for the shoes is like a precious thousand. Precious thousand. You feel me like, whoo. I couldn't go out. it's not a time i couldn't go spend 20 000 like it was cake water i would be like oh i'm good no so my and i collect shoes and shoes when they get wet some of them can't come back they old like old jordans and like rare shoes and all my whole closet like was in the water and i was gone for like three days on the road oh so that shit was like molded molded stank mildewish you couldn't even clean it it was over with and it's like yo you gotta leave why did she do that speculations little cheating speculation offset little speculations we had really she had did something right uh-huh and so i put on ice uh-huh then i met my wife uh-huh if you get it and i met my wife and so yeah that was already in the flooded yeah what was your reaction when it all went down were you just did you scream looking at my i'm like yo what the fuck is my clothes at and then like how my bathroom would sit like when you walk out it was a window like a big ass window you could see the pool and my shit just floating some of the shit to the bottom some Titanic, some of the shit just like, shoes to the bottom.

19:23I've run down, cause I'm not knowing how long it's been in the pool and I'm looking at it like, yo, it's green shit on it. It's like September too, so the pool ain't the cleaners. It ain't even summer. It's like September-ish.

19:40Yeah, sometimes - That shit had me sick. I ain't gonna lie, that shit had me sick. I had some Gucci Jack, I had some shit. But not a tracksuit? not attractive yeah never had those top and bottom set yeah no no i bet the sperry's would have lasted pretty good potatoes they'd have been soggy potatoes because they got that like thick thing at the bottom that kind of keeps it guarded a little whip at the bottom little thick little thing at the bottom at the back yeah so you eventually married cardi what was your first impression of her i had seen her on it online first right and i just loved the way how raw she was and how confident she was like she didn't give a fuck what nobody thought what nobody think nothing and it's like damn that's fire like funny great personality from what i could see you know i'm saying like i'm like this is a funny girl she's a cool girl and then i shot my shot and i switched it how did you how did you go from being like oh my god i want to meet that girl going on a date how did you know she was the one first off she's a family person right so i pay attention to like fuck the music and all that shit that shit never mattered that's not what i look at i look at like your home values because i'm from the south so i'm raised by my mother and my grandmother so i come from strong women and i see how dedicated and determined she was to get to a certain place for her family it never was about like oh i want to buy me a da da da It was like, I got to buy my mama a crib.

21:10I got to buy aunties. Like, her family big. And she's like damn near the man because it's like she's trying whatever. And then her struggle, she come from the bottom, from stripping, and she still was helping. Like, when I hear the story, she still was helping the family with that little money. And it's like her grind and her focus, you can't tell her nothing. And it's the same way with me. Like, you can't tell me nothing. There's nothing you can tell me I can't do at all. I don't care what you think. I'm going to do it and I'm going to show you I can do it. That determination. Yeah, she's solid.

21:42Solid. What's your favorite thing to do together as a couple? Just being at the crib with the kids running wild. Because it's like we work so much, right? Yeah. And so it be like the smallest things. People might think trips and da-da-da-da, but we do all that. We travel on the regular just with our jobs, buying things for my girl. That's cool and shit, but the quality time, because during that time she might push me or I might be pushing her. You know, you had those real conversations at the house. You know what I'm saying? About your aspirations or what you want to do, what you see yourself doing the next five years.

22:15And we talk a lot about business so we can set up the kids so they're not forced to be in this industry like we are. So you don't think you would want your kids to be in this industry? I mean, if they wanted to. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? But I'm definitely not pushing it on them. And I'm definitely not like, because it's dangerous, man. It's like this shit is crazy. I love that you're a family man. What is a dad quality you have that you think people would be surprised to know? I can braid my daughter's hair. Love. Also, I can cook certain things. I can cook some chicken. You know what I'm saying?

22:52I can cook some mac and cheese. What kind? Mac and cheese. box no i could do it from like the noodles in the water and like drain the noodles and like clean the noodles and like i could do that okay make lasagna yeah man i could whip it up if i need to damn if you need to do you do it often not so much but it's when it's appropriate i can do it my mama taught me how to cook love it it's great it's great quality to have obviously you and cardi went through things in your marriage and i feel like people online as we know are are they love to stick to a narrative they love to be like once a cheater always a cheater like why do you think so many people are just stuck on that and like can't move on because i feel like people dive into negativity also i feel like there'd be like a hate train of of people that don't like my wife right and she does everything else to the t so that's the only thing you can attack.

23:58And it's like, we all humans. But I hate that shit because at the end of the day, it does affect home. And at the end of the day, like, we move past shit, get past shit, grow up. I was married very young. I was 26 years old getting married as a mega superstar. Number one album, number one record. Fastest life ever. I made mistakes, right? But it's like, that's like me walking up to somebody. I just be wanting people to feel how they feel. like oh you failed college you didn't make it through college you went to college and you didn't make it through and you work a bullshit job people would never want to hear that shit every day like every day you wake up or every day you feel like or something you got to say every couple weeks or something it's like oh yeah you work at mcdonald's that shit is that shit is fucked up what i'm trying to say is i would never say that to anybody or do nobody like that but that's how that shit feels like punching somebody consistently punching and punching and punching and punching and like trying to bring a family down i don't think people value or understand the value of family in this day and age because black people don't black people not married like used to be a lot of people don't talk to their parents i talked to my mama and like so it's like it's a family thing and it affects not just one person it affects the family so that should be lame as hell but we've gotten to a point where we were like okay bro y 'all i appreciate you saying that too because i feel like it's like Like so many people think they know the ins and outs of people's relationship.

25:24We don't know fucking shit. Like we don't know anything about your guys relationship. And so when things like that happen, it's like how many fucking people have been cheated on? I have. Everyone probably watching this has like that's just like that is something that couples go through. And I feel like it just sucks that obviously that's one thing in the public eye where it's like now everyone's going to have an opinion of like, oh, Cardi leave him or oh, you leave her. Like it's like shut the fuck up. Mind your fucking business. Like, how's your relationship? That's what I'll be saying. The people who really be saying that shit be single as hell.

25:57And they're triggered by it. Or they get cheated on all the time and they're triggered because they're like, they have such a strong opinion, but it's like, mind your business. Live your life, man, and stay out of mine. How did you reestablish trust in your relationship? First off, by, like, respecting her position, right? We're both public figures. we're both in the eyes of people stop being selfish we married this woman we dedicated to this woman and also like just being more communicative about shit like we just talk more and like cause you know work was getting in the way sometimes and it was like and we would talk all the time but like communication is key man if you don't like some shit tell me if i don't like some shit i'll tell you if i did disagree with some you tell you disagree with someone i disagree we talk and the communication is key not not communicating it fucks shit up it's fucks shit up and it sounds so fucking simple but it's like right and then all of a sudden when you have a hiccup or something happens you realize like we never even talk about this shit right so like sometimes in moments where you're down like it kind of helps you if you're gonna move forward like rebuild something in a different way that actually will work for both of you like we never fucking talk or like we're eating dinners and we're not talking because we were too busy from our work like finding moments like you just have to reset sometimes I also like what you said because I think a lot of people I've experienced it if you stay in a relationship after that type of like infidelity the person that cheated like has to give that person grace and time to heal and not be like are you over it are you over it get over it and I know it's annoying for the person that cheated because it's like i can't do anything i just promise you i'm never going to do it again like i'm going to be a better person but the person that got cheated it's tough it takes work it's a lot of work what you did was selfish so it's their turn to be selfish and like you need to comfort them because luckily see luckily i have a very loyal one you know i'm saying and so like i don't want to lose her for nothing i love her to death my kids my son my daughter like they Like, where they were, my daughter was like, ah, like by her dad.

28:15And I don't want to ever take myself away from them for my dumbass decisions. That was another thing in my mind. This shit is a domino effect. Because I got other kids with, I have other kids, and I'm not with their mom, and it's like, that shit is hard. Like, especially when they get older, they go to ask questions. Like, some of the hardest shit I went through was my kids asking me why, why, why, why, why, and this and why, why, why, why. That shit hurts you. And that's, like, another type of hurt where it's like, oh, shit. Like, the kids saying that shit. So I just wanted to be fair to everybody in the situation and not be like, yo, and not be selfish, bro.

29:03Because that's how that shit be. When you do that shit, that shit is selfish. Yeah, it's like once you have kids, you are, like, last priority. like you got to be like making sure everyone else is good and it's you have to be selfless but it's also like you have any kids no i did i no stop i'm engaged and like i know i eventually want them but like it's it's a lot of fucking work like you got to be ready to be like and it's gonna pump your brakes all this shit right there it's gonna pump it you think it's gonna pump it good to know thank you next um okay

29:58offset i call my audience the daddy gang okay they're so fucking loyal but they need help and they need the male perspective so i'm gonna read you some questions they wrote into me and this shit's fucking crazy okay very sexual and we need your advice as a man okay cool okay offset help i think my boyfriend's addicted to porn i know we should never snoop but i went through his browser history and the results were shocking on days when we weren't together he was spending five hours on porn hub i even noticed that on nights when we had sex he would still end up on Pornhub for multiple hours. Should I bring this up?

30:36And if I do, what the fuck do I say? Okay, before you bring it up, right? Before you bring it up, you should try to change what you're doing to accompany to see what he's doing, right? When I say that, I mean there's something on there that he might want you to do that you're not doing. So you gotta pay attention to your man and then men want sex ladies to get back at your man the not the no sex thing it's not it putting you down i'm just let i'm helping you out now these are key factors because this is what happens you get mad you turn the cheek and then you turn over in the bed and he's rock hard trying to get to his woman and you're like i'm mad at you about an argument wrong but back to the question right you gotta you gotta because because see that's very quick that's because you ramming through shit you gotta let it come across first like you gotta you can't he can't know that you're going through his shit you're violating first and foremost so you know that's a violation you're violating because if he go through your phone what will he see that's the question right so if he's with you because my key thing i heard was he with you and he still watches it there's something intriguing on that thing on that porn hub that he's liking that maybe you should dive into right like maybe he's watching all videos of like blumpkins maybe he wants to get his fucking dick sucked while he's taking a shit we don't know You never know.

32:14But you'll find out if you really pay attention. Don't just see Pornhub. What's the search? Yeah, what's the search? What is he? Is it like dressing up in a certain way? Then it's like you're still, don't look at it like too weird because at the end of the day when he's not with you and doing it, that means he's not doing it with somebody else or doing it to somebody else. So he got you a good one, but you got to step it up in the bedroom, baby. Have you ever gone through a partner's phone? No. Wow, you're a strong man. You know why? Because my mama always told me. don't do it if you don't want to get your back broken, son.

32:48Damn. You go through that phone. Those chains, that going through somebody's personal shit has ruined so many relationships. It's crazy. Have you had a lot of women go through your phone? Of course. How do they get your password? Don't know to this day. They're putting the phone up while you're sleeping. They, like, open your eyes, do face app things. Y 'all just have, y 'all just are slick, man. Women are slick, man. Whatever you want to know, you're going to know. but as a man especially as a man i'm definitely not doing that i just feel like it's like weird like bro what are you doing yeah i get it if you got to go through the phone that means you don't trust the person anyways facts okay next i need some advice on how to come back from a horrible night of drunk texting the guy that i'm into let me set the stage i've been talking to this guy for four months putting in work playing it slow and making great progress but last night I fucked up real bad I had six tequila shots too many and the text just started flowing this man woke up to 25 texts of me saying things like I want you to tie me up fuck me and come all over my face I also even threw a nude in there that I apparently took in the bar bathroom all he replied the next morning was lol whoa how do I recover from this 25 messages is crazy baby first and foremost.

34:12You might need to reconsider him because I ain't going to lie. Me, like if y 'all haven't had any type of intercourse, no sex or nothing, and you saying that type of shit, as a guy, we like that first and foremost. We like that shit. So the laugh out loud, whoa, he might be one of those cool ass guys too that like don't like respond, but you're supposed to always make a woman feel kind of good when they do that type of shit because they're going out their way. And if you are drunk, damn, that was kind of crazy. You kind of went crazy. You tie me up, come all over the face. It's crazy. But as a guy, he's supposed to say a little bit more than laugh out loud.

34:56Yeah, like, holy shit, you look insane. Like, fuck, let's do it. And then the next morning, let her not have that, like, hangover scaries and be like, how are you feeling this morning? Yeah, like, he should have just been like, yo, you had a long – Like, what was going on last night? You was lit last night? But the Laugh Out Loud, whoa. He might not be really. You might got to choose somebody else. And then I feel like as the girl, too, you should never have to be going so hard. Ever. I don't give a damn. Yeah. Also, like, how scary was the nude in the bathroom at the bar? Yeah, like. She's, like, putting her leg up.

35:29How'd you pull that off? In the bar? Anybody walking in on you? Damn. Six tequila shots? how do you feel about getting unsolicited nudes like what would be your response to a girl sending you a nude non-married not married when you were single i would compliment him for sure but like i said i'm gonna like that type of shit open the phone some some we need that we need that gets you going yeah what would it take what kind of nude would it take for you to just give it a thumbs up response like the bar one because i know the angle the mirror too small and short you really can't see what you want to see it's cut off you're probably looking uncomfortable in the picture you gotta think it's over unless unless you're a pro but where you gonna do the bar mirror is like a sink yeah half a little ass mirror most women are short as how you like you angling that phone like like what's up in the bar you see like the nasty toilet paper on the ground yeah pissing shit i know it's stinking there it's the public bar bathroom niggas be drunk pissing on the toilet and shit yeah but i would i would you i would still give you like like i would still because you trying yeah like you you gotta appreciate the effort like you got a nude yeah you got a nude may not be a plus most of the guys thirsty She that ass, baby, see me, see me that ass real quick.

37:01She that little ass real quick, baby. Slick, nice and cool, long conversation. Been talking to him all day, and then get to the nighttime. She a little titty.

37:14Before you were married, how many fucking nudes were you sent in your lifetime? Estimate, estimate.

37:22You can be in trouble, man, damn. 100 ,000 I don't know Shut the fuck up 100 ,000 nudes No one No one's better than Cardi No one I fucking love your wife Like you know when you walk in a room You're like ooh like Do they like my wife more than me Like you got a good one That's a good feeling though Great feeling Like at least you're not walking in and people are like God his fucking wife sucks Everyone's like obsessed with your wife Yeah That's cool and i'm cool with it because i'm you're like yeah i got the baddest shit in the room baby

38:04okay next go ahead what are you gonna say be like that sometimes it's nice it's nice yeah she chose you you're lucky i chose her yeah she's lucky yeah we're lucky yeah you're lucky yeah all right my boyfriend is a huge believer in foreplay but he sucks at going down on me i don't want to make him feel bad or make him feel insecure but i just can't keep pretending it's good i've never had an orgasm from him eating me out what should i say you gotta you're a woman so you need to teach him how to do it you need to teach him not to be so rough because more than like he's well see because these guys are not you know see you gotta know what you're doing when you're down there you know what i'm saying you gotta you gotta to kiss it be calm give us a couple kisses a couple smooches don't like dog not eating a burger my boy I really want to tell him because you're disappointing us my boy you got us down points my boy I know you asked me the question but your boyfriend is tripping you got to be nice and light on that thing it's not to be you're not beating it up nice nice and light but you got to tell him though because you got to teach him yeah like even like would you be insecure if the girl was like oh my god babe like i love when you eat me out like i want you to like go a little slower and like focus on like the clit like go like this like that like being like lightly constructive instead of like you fucking suck at eating box like meh yeah you gotta tell them the right way yeah see me i i always say this like when you have sex for the woman it's to please her as a man that's what a lot of men don't understand and they get it wrong like just because you can beat her down and fuck her all hard and shit that don't really i always like like you need to make your partner come my brother that's the whole part of it like it's not just about you and i feel like a lot of men just feel like it's about us and we like want to stroke our ego so we like oh and that's not really what women like though and it's a certain time a certain place for it yeah there's a certain time where it's hot but it's also it reminds me almost of like when men think fingering a woman is like the jackhammer i'm like i'm in pain no you can't do that you gotta be i see you see but i'm gonna keep it real

40:14i have to get taught the proper way to do it you gotta you gotta you gotta be smooth down there brother nice and cool and calm and collective the slower the better it's not like a big like no bro and you gotta focus on the clit. The clit is the key to the mansion. I think some men are too focused on being like, I've watched so much porn like I wanna get my girl to squirt and they think that is like you have to do that and it's like I'm in pain thinking about it. Yeah. Like you gotta please the woman bro. It's not about you. A lot of men think about them though. I gotta show her this is my first time fucking her.

40:54I gotta show her like I'm that man. And no one cares. No. We don't want that shit. We need to give her experience where she's shaking, not because you beat her down. It's because you're like, you know what to do. You know what a G spot is. You know what it is. Words of wisdom from Offset. Words of wisdom from your boy. Yours truly, man. Become her. You make the ladies come, fellas. Listen, fellas. It's not about you, dog. You're going to get yours. Let her get hers first, though. Fox. Thank you. Generous. Yeah. You have a penis. now we need this we need you to think with your penis on this one okay my boyfriend hates when i give him head and says that what i'm doing just doesn't work for him i have never gotten bad feedback bad reviews nothing from any of the guys i've ever been with what should i be doing no teeth no matter how deep and how low you go if you can't go too low then don't go that low um Um, sucking.

41:55Like, don't suck my head off, baby. Like, please, like, no. Noise is a plus with the liquid. The spit and the noise, the noise, pause. Because I wasn't supposed to make that noise. Oh. Pause. But. But we needed, we needed that from you today. Yeah, like, like, licking it up and down from the back. exercise is a great key hands hands we would rather the moisture come from the spit than you're like trying to smoke the wagon you're trying to smoke the wagon when i say that it's like you don't have a lot of spit on that thing you're gripping grip pliers and you pulling up and ah rug burn rug we're not trying to go for that we needed we need got got 3000 you know what the got got is yes it's when your eyes tear up yeah when you don't when you own this thing you should have tears in those eyes baby you should be crying to the dick you got to cry to the dick baby because that's what lets you know you're superb it's all flowing all the spit the noise the hands are twisting but It's not rug burn.