Post Malone: Joining the Mile High Club (FBF)

0:00Hi Daddy Gang, I am currently in Boston, okay? And I'm on my way to the Post Malone concert. and I figured I don't want to go alone. I would love for you to come with me. That's why I got us this limo. But if we're going to go to his concert, I don't know. I just figured maybe we should also interview him. You want to come? Let's get into it.

0:25What is up, Daddy Gang? It is your founding father, Alex Cooper, with Call Her Daddy. The man of the hour. Come take a seat. Yes, ma 'am. Thank you so much. I'm going to give you a little hug before. I would absolutely love her. Just because, you know, good vibes. How are you doing? I'm amazing.

1:01I guess I should say, Post Malone, welcome to Call Her Daddy. Well, thank you for having me. I am so happy to be here. It's very exciting for me. I've always wanted to meet you. Yes, ma 'am. You have a fabulous vibe. Thank you very much. We are currently in your dressing room backstage. You're going to perform tonight. We are in Massachusetts, a little outside of Boston. Yes, ma 'am. Do you have any connection to Boston? Do you have friends in Boston? I have a lot of Patriot fans as friends. Well, friends is a very loose term, I suppose. Oh, yeah. Are you friends with Tom Brady? Is that what you're saying?

1:38No, no. Just Patriot fans. He's a very sweet guy. But a lot of people on the team are for some reason New England Patriot fans. Oh, I love that. It's all right, I guess. It's good. I don't know. You don't like the pass? No, ma 'am. No, ma 'am. So respectful. No, ma 'am. I fucking hate that ma 'am. I actually went to college in Boston. I haven't been back since graduation. so it's kind of like a pretty surreal moment for me if I knew in college I was ever gonna you know interview you I probably would have shit my pants cool I did shit my pants today oh you did I wanted to say also thank you um for coming I know you have a very busy schedule too so I appreciate you no I appreciate and I appreciate you waiting as well I'm I'm here drinking and relaxing it's good it's good so as I was getting ready for this interview I was like okay I know you typically go by Post but you have a new album out called Austin yes which is your first name yes ma 'am so what's the vibe do you want to start going by Austin now my football coaches used to call me Posty and that's kind of where that started you can call me whatever you want except late for dinner late for dinner that's like my most old man joke of all time I literally just like.

2:54That's like a joke from like the 20s. I'm not going to. It's like a Dust Bowl joke. I'm not going to lie. It took me like two seconds to register the joke and now I get it. And so now I'm going to laugh after. The thing is there's no joke really. Okay. Comedy was different. No, no, no. It's great comedy. I appreciate you. No, that's interesting because I was talking to someone that's on your team and he was like, yeah, like sometimes like I'll call him Austin where we're more private vibe. And then post when it's more like he's Post Malone. He's out there. Oh, you talk to people from the team?

3:20Oh, I've been like interviewing everyone about you. I'm getting all the tea posts. I'm getting all the vibe. That's terrible. So do you think, like, is Austin and Post Malone the same person, or is Post kind of like an alter ego? I think it's weird to think about. I think it's everything is me. You know, everything is me. My name's Austin. Everyone calls me Austin. Whenever I introduce myself, I always say Austin. I think because I got Post Malone from just putting my name in a rap name generator. like in high school that is what we need to clarify so when i was researching i was like hold on your actual last name is post which i don't think everyone knows so it's austin post well you put post as the first and you're saying you put into a random generator and you got malone yes man it just gave me the name and i said you know that does sound cool and so i did it i want to name like wizz khalifa but it's not nearly as cool as wizz khalifa but it's like it has two words so it's kind of like Wiz Khalifa.

4:20Yeah yeah it's pretty unique. So you're on tour obviously that's where we are right now how is tour going for you? It is amazeballs um it's my first tour with a band. Okay. So I'm so I'm having so much fun I'm so excited and like for the longest time it would just be me on stage running around and it was very lonely up there and so now I can look around and if like I fuck up or anything um I just be like hey stop and then the crowd be like oh it wasn't him you know so that's like kind of you're like I can blame it on everyone else it's not my fucking fault I fall on my face you're like my fucking guitarist tripped me what the hell happened what's this guitarist we're doing here so what inspired you to name the tour if y 'all weren't here i'd be crying this is true for the most part no not really not anymore i'm actually so happy now it's super interesting being out on tour for a long time because for a long time we just ran around the world especially when i was you know like younger and i could and before COVID and all that stuff and now I'm being back out on tour is hard because I'm old or I feel old at least I'm a dad I'm 28 I just turned 28 that's all I whenever I started I was 19 and like and I was like everybody's like oh he's like 20 years old and I'm like yeah that's yeah but now I'm like 28 no one cares I love it we're the same age so am I old no ma 'am I feel like 28 it's like we're You're like just getting to our prime, no?

6:01You're tired. I'm super tired and going on tour. Now my knees click.

6:12We could get you a little brace. There's a bunch of stuff. Yeah, I mean, I would love, I wanted to go Stone Cold Steve Austin double leg braces, because it's so sick looking. And I wear jorts every show, so it's like perfect. The jorts stop and then the knee brace begins. And then the knee brace begins. And you're like, why does he wear those? I don't know, but it looks cool. I think the more shit that WWE wrestlers put on, I'm like, whoa, they must have been through some shit. I feel like you're the only person that could pull up jorts and knee pads or knee brace vibe. If I did knee pads, that would be badass.

6:47And I want to like, because sometimes I'll hurt my hand because I'm a dumbass and I play in my garage and stab myself with a knife on accident. Yeah. And then I have to like wrap my hand and I'm like, oh, I'm so cool. I love it. Okay, so I hope next time I see you, you're going to be wearing that shit. Yes, ma 'am. That didn't answer your question at all, by the way. It's okay. It's okay. I don't care if we swerve like who gives a shit. We're here to have a good time. Okay? We're getting you ready for your concert. Yes, ma 'am. What is on your rider? And actually, can you explain what a rider is?

7:15Because some people may have no fucking idea what that means. Yes, ma 'am. So there's many schools of thought here. I actually don't know how to spell rider. I don't know if it's writer or writer. And I think that's kind of like where the two schools like disagree. But there's a lot of different arguments that can sprout out of that conversation. We won't go there. But a writer is a list of stuff that you like that I guess make you feel at home whenever you're not. So list us yours. Come on. The thing about my writer is it's not updated. I still get candies that I don't like. Oh, like what? It's not that I don't like, but for the longest time we had gummy bears, like Haribo gummy bears, which are fine.

8:01But if you eat them every day for like two years straight. Yeah, tastes like medicine. I want Black Forest gummy bears. I want to switch it up. But for now we have Red Cups. I got to look over there. We have Emergency. Pulse, why don't you just read, what do you like? What do I like? What do you wish was in here? i prefer on my writer like a stack of like a million dollars cash yeah would be very bitching they don't give a shit about you i guess that's what i heard old man vibes like it's over like i gotta go home his knees click we don't fucking care you're like as long as just eat the fucking harry boat gummy birds well um do you think you're high maintenance or low maintenance i consider myself low maintenance i think do you think if i asked your team they would agree ah yes yes i think so i don't know because i'm at at the core of everything i'm super simple i need a beer i need cigarettes and i need um two hours in the bathroom to answer emails that's it that's all i need i think and then a little bit of beer pong but i will say something I'm a little bougie about is I need good cups and balls.

9:17Okay. Like very specific cups and balls because the way in a lot of the, you know, there's a lot of different cups and balls out there. Yeah. And sometimes they'll try to skimp out on the cups and that's when I've had enough. You take your beer pong very seriously. Yes, man. And I've gotten worse as I've gotten. I used to be so good. Yeah, I was talking to Bobby and he was like, you know, he's so fucking good. You're bad now? Yeah, I'm bad now. I feel like that's also a facade. I'm so bad now. You're saying that and then we're going to go in there and you're going to be playing and you're going to be better than everyone.

9:57Are you superstitious before you go on stage? Like, is there anything specific you have to do where you're like, holy fuck, my day is ruined? Well, answering the emails is very important. Okay. We're doing tonight. Noah's coming out. Oh, well, this is in the future. It's fine, yeah. Okay. Well, in Boston, Noah Kahn came out, and we were talking about inventing diapers for performers because you never know you hit the wrong move, and it just, it's Vesuvius. Yeah, it's going to go. Yeah, it's Yellowstone-level eruption sometimes. Does that happen to you often? No, it's never happened to me. Let's just make this very clear.

10:39I want to look at every camera and say, it's never happened to me but if it does happen that's like night that's a nightmare yeah that's like a nightmare one could assume that you would since you were like i've been really thinking about inventing these diapers as if this is like a serious like sewage problem for you where you're like just letting it rip then there's the whole thing because that then think of what i could do with that two hours okay sometimes i'll bring a guitar in there sometimes i'll i mean all the best lyrics are written on the shitter 100 percent yeah can we clarify for a minute so what i've heard is you do some of your best songwriting on shrooms and on the toilet well that's what i was gonna say like let's let's let's talk about it are you taking shrooms and then camping out in the bathroom like are these two things together or are they kind of like separate ventures they are separate ventures but i've never even thought about it that way because they do kind of...

11:36I've had some of the meanest shits in my entire life off the shrooms and just beer. It's because it'll be like... Whenever I was a kid too, it'd be like beer and shrooms for like four days and not eating anything. And I will be like, guys, I'm gonna die right now. You're just shitting your brains out. Yeah, it's terrible. Skinny legend. You're like, it all just calmed me. I lost like 10 pounds from this one trip once. Wow. No, but it's crazy because at one point it just knocks on fucking Hell's Gate. And you're like, okay, we need to open the floodgates now. We need to take care of this. This is a problem.

12:14You keep talking about doing emails. Like, do you not have someone to do your emails for you? Well, emails is just code for shitting. Answering emails is just code for shitting. Okay, I didn't know if you're actually sitting doing emails while you're taking your shit. Sometimes I'll answer some emails. I do on tour. It's hard to like bring gaming consoles and stuff. And I'm pretty huge pro gamer. So I do a lot of online shopping and everybody thinks every order I place is fake. But you're like really shopping in there while you're shitting. It's me. And then they call me or you put your name on the order.

12:46I have to. No, you don't. Yeah, I do. Because they call me and they're like, hey, we've had a lot of fraud. And we want to say they even call me about my billing address not matching up with like my home address and stuff. and I talk, little do they know, I'm totally on the can. And I have to run like a white noise machine or a little bit of water and I have to specifically get up and turn it off and then sit back down just so they don't think like I'm in. And I know sometimes they can tell with like the reverb because what's interesting about a bathroom, you can definitely tell if you're on speakerphone, you can definitely tell if someone's in the bathroom.

13:21And then in pictures, for some reason, if you send someone a picture, like a selfie while you're shitting there's no way that you don't know they're on the toilet it's like an angle or something are you often taking selfies while you're shitting no but if i do who would you send a selfie to while you were taking a shit i don't like a like a i have a bunch of like x seal buddies and ranger buddies and they they do it all the time they're like hey just taking a shit what's popping and i'm like all right yeah me too you know what fuck it let's do yeah it gives you like a little extra hair on your chest you're like i'm feeling myself This is kind of what boys do.

13:56This is like what we do. We send each other shitty selfies. Yeah, I like that for you. And then Dre will FaceTime. My manager will FaceTime me or something. And I'll be like, hey, you know what? Hey, what's going on? And you can definitely tell him FaceTime. It's always such a pleasure to sit down with people because you never know where an interview is going to go. And what I love about Call Her Daddy is usually it has one vibe. But today we're talking about shit. Yes, we are. But it's comedy. You're bringing the comedy. I love it. You can say this interview really went in the can. It went in the can.

14:25Okay, I want to take a step back. Before you were Post Malone, you were just Austin. What were you like as a kid?

14:34Weird. Weird. I've always been like, I don't know. I've always been kind of an introverted kid, but then, you know, I loved Express. I loved making music forever. I loved playing games. I had a small group of friends. We would just go over to my buddy's house every day and just play games and stuff. I don't know. Weird? A little weirdo? When you say you're a little weirdo back then, is there a memory or something, a story that comes to mind that you can help us describe you as a younger kid? That's a hard question. I remember I grew my hair long. I wore the tightest crew jeans I could find. and crew was the shit it was like the crews and the fallen purple fallen shoes with the fat laces and i i would go we i don't know and then i started everybody started like goodwilling and like and going to like um um the stores to go grab like old penny loafers and shit like and we just yeah thrifting i don't know i couldn't think of that okay i got you i'm here thank you very much Yeah, of course.

15:47But yeah, we would just go run around and play games. And I don't know if there's a specific memory. I know everybody's like, oh, I'm quirky or I'm zany. You know, I'm wacky. You're just like, I was a weirdo. I don't know. I was just me. Yeah, that's the whole thing. You know, I moved when I was nine. And then, like, I used to get bullied a whole bunch in school. For what? For, I guess, like, dressing the way I did and stuff. because we wore skinny jeans and all that stuff. And that was just kind of a new deal. And I don't know, but people would throw gum in my beautiful hair. I had beautiful hair.

16:27I had to cut it all off. You'd cut it off because there was so much gum in your hair? No, no. There's way too much gum in my hair. This is becoming a problem. But I was safer. I was safer because the gum would harden. And so if I fell off the skateboard or something, I would be protected. post would have so much gum in his hair because the entire class would throw gum and if you fell it was more of like a little rebound thing like you were chill I was not throwing gum everyday okay just occasionally just occasionally oh there's that fucker let's hit it with the gum what is that trident layers that's good shit that'll get stuck super good so you wore skinny jeans do you think that was the gist of why you were getting bullied no I don't know I think it was always because I was I always wanted to be myself, I guess.

17:16And we all know high school is super high school. Totally. So middle school, high school. And when I was a kid, too, it just didn't start me off good at all. Because I wore slacks and a dress shirt every day and slicked my hair back because I saw my dad go to work and I was like, you know what, that dude's cool as fuck. So I want to do that, too. Yeah, I could see that. Like, the kids be like, why the fuck are you wearing slacks? And you're like, because my dad does. I'd be like, because my dad's cool, guys. What the fuck? Yeah, and they're like, well, we're in fucking middle school and high school, bitch.

17:44So, like, literally get it together. I remember for one year my school tried out a uniform and I was already Gucci. I was like, oh, I didn't even have to change shit. Like, this is great. This is my, I wake up and put this shit on a Saturday, motherfucker. It was like, this is me. This is my, these are my PJs. Dude, it's so fucked how mean kids are at that age. Kids are mean, yeah. Like, I also got bullied and I've talked about it on my show, but I'm like, Like people were so fucking mean and that like sticks with you. And I feel like it's interesting because now I feel like people know in the industry and just are fans.

18:13Like you are now known for having like the sweetest, kindest heart. You're so sweet to people. And I wonder like is any of that because you don't want people to feel the way that you were treated? Well, yeah, I always I always think about that, too. And I know I think. Like it keeps me up some nights, it'll be it'll be like, say I was at dinner or something. and I'm in the middle of taking a bite and someone will say, hey, can I have a picture with you? And I'll be like, yeah. And I'll get up and I won't be as energetic as I used to be because I want to eat too, you know. Yeah, of course. And I was thinking, I'm like, man, I could have been so much kinder in that situation and that kind of drives me nuts because I know how it feels to meet someone and especially, I guess, someone that you either know from music or someone that you really like their music or whatever, and I know how that feels for them to be a total asshole, and I never, that's kind of like what drove me, I guess, to that.

19:14I don't want anybody, it only takes one second out of your day to be nice. Totally. Yes, man. Do you have any advice for anyone that is like, damn, fuck, post, I relate to you of like feeling like an outsider or feeling like maybe they don't fit in and they're kind of getting bullied. Like, do you have any advice? Any wisdom? Well, I guess, well, I don't know about wisdom. But, yeah, I mean, coming from that and just realize, like, you are so fucking cool. You are so fucking cool. Even if no one thinks you're fucking cool, you're super fucking cool. I guess that's it. I mean, at the end of the day, you're only one person your whole life and you should be able to express yourself and live your life and do whatever the fuck you want to do as long as you're not hurting anybody.

20:00And a lot of people don't really understand that, I guess. Especially it's hard being a kid. It's hard being a kid and I'm not going to say I understand why kids bully people, but, you know, it's hard being a kid and people go through shit every day. And, you know, just keep being yourself. Just keep being fucking cool because you're fucking cool and no one can tell you shit really for example you're pretty fucking cool thank you very much thank you no gum anymore no gum shorter hair shorter looking great thank you very much okay i'm gonna ask you some rapid fire questions okay and post i want you to really just give me whatever comes to your mind and your heart in this moment when i ask you this okay okay here we go

20:59Who is your best friend in the industry? Oh, shit. Lewis Bell. You have to get rid of one tat. Which are you removing?

21:13For my mommy, something on my face. That's fair. Hi, Mom. Hi, Mom. She's here tonight. Oh, I need to meet her. Lovely. lovely you're like you sure you can hang out with her as long as you want okay okay what is something you used to be embarrassed about but you don't give a shit about anymore ah my nipples i have poofy nipples poofy that sounds cute it's not cute oh okay it's not cute it's not fucking cute they're tough they're tough do you did you know they were puffy or did you get told they were Yeah, they always gave me shit about that. I never took my shirt off as a kid because I was like, man, my nipples are so puff.

21:55I don't get why. I don't understand this. Oh, just a little puff daddy. I'm puff daddy. Okay. That's how he actually got his name. Have you seen his nipples? He has puffy nipples. You and puff daddy. One thing in common, puffy nipples, bitch. He's just way richer than me. Stop. Stop. Okay, puffy nipples. That's a great answer that I didn't anticipate. This episode's gonna be Post Malone featuring Puffy Nipples. This is good. It's a great rap name. That is good, okay. Have you ever joined the Mile High Club?

22:29Not all the way. Huh. Like a little finger bang or like you couldn't come? Oh, no. Definitely bust. Is that a fine to say? This is Call Her Daddy. We talk a lot about sex here. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, definitely bust. but no like coitus. Okay. Not full coitus. Okay. That's good. Thank you. This is good. And here's the whole deal and I'll tell you why. I know it's supposed to be rapid fire but I feel like the moment you get up on an airplane and go to the bathroom or like move around at all that's when the turbulence starts because I'll see somebody get up and I know they have they have the poop walk so I can tell they're going to be back there and I'm like get back in your seat it's so bumpy right now I know this is your fault.

23:12Am I the only one that feels that way? No, no, no. I agree with you and I understand that. Have you ever had the poop walk on the plane? I have never shit on an airplane. I have never either. And you know what? I know it's kind of gross to talk about, but this whole fucking episode is all shit. I was on the airplane and I think there's nothing worse than when someone has gas on the airplane. And you're just like, clench it or do fucking something, bro, because it's reeking. I'm not going to lie. I definitely have farted real bad on an airplane before multiple times. And I'm so sorry to everyone that was on there.

23:45They probably thought that fucker was going down. They're like, that's not like a natural smell. So it's going to be like jet fuel burning or something. But I have never shit on an airplane either. And I think it's like there is a level of controllability in there. You know what I mean? But would you rather someone take a shit or fart on the airplane? Well, you're the fucking culprit over here. Well, you know, I feel like for a... Well, look who we have here. If it isn't jet fuel shitter on the airplane. Making everybody think it's going down No I mean I feel like during COVID Even then we might not even have that problem So I'd let them rip all the fucking time You can't smell shit And if the N95s are that Effective You shouldn't be able to smell my shitty farts They're not shitty by the way Stinky farts Your little stinkers weren't getting through It's almost like the motherfuckers That were wearing the ones that weren't that thick It's like well shame on you You deserve the farts Usually what I do you know whatever area I'm in I kind of distribute the ones that are really powerful with the the twisting filters so they're like really and I'll just say hey guys this is just in case and then everybody's usually pretty receptive to it they're like thank you I appreciate the strategy you put into letting it go okay um what is your most toxic trait I have a bunch of those um share with the class drinking drinking and um drinking and sometimes jealousy and i'm also sometimes especially with my good friends quick to anger which is which is a something i'm jealousy as in relationships yes ma 'am you know the fiance is like i'm just chilling in the room and you're like what are you doing yeah you're giving a little jealous vibes i i am right now no no no no just like i was asking yeah i can tell everybody's gonna be jealous after watching this because they weren't as free with their fecal talk no i exactly you're just letting it rip literally um okay so you're jealous you're jealous with with your woman a little okay but that shows you care yeah well i guess that's that's a good way to look at it i guess that's that's a way to look at it you wouldn't say it well that's a good way to look at it i never you know necessarily want to be mean but I guess that stems from a place of my own insecurity and where and like how insecure I am so that's um um yeah I don't know nothing like absolutely wild but it's just like you know I just I want to feel loved you know what I mean I guess that's what it is like many humans and you're drinking are you working on it or you're like cool with it you just are aware I am working on it I I used to drink because I was sad.

26:31Now I drink for shows and because I'm happy. It's hard getting out there, and I get so shy and timid and shit. So I just drink a little bit to, I guess, cope with that and be able to get my liquid courage, literally. That's so interesting because I feel like when I see you on stage, especially online and TikToks, it's like post you're busting out dance moves it's like you're just like in your own world up there i would don't think anyone would think that you would be too shy to get up there oh well that's you know that's yeah most definitely most definitely it's it's uh you think these dance moves just these come they're conduited from a great drinker in this guy's yeah you're like i'm actually just hammered and that's why i feel comfortable that's exactly in my jorts that's exactly what it is with my knee braces um exactly please put those on before the show tonight um What is a purchase you blew too much money on and regret?

27:32Regret? Or you blew too much money on and you're aware, but you don't give a fuck. I bought the Lord of the Rings magic card. Oh, do you want to tell me how much that was? It was$2 million.

27:47Don't make me regret it right now. Oh, you were saying you don't regret it? No, I definitely don't regret it. Oh, where is it now? It is, well, I guess right now, since this is in the future, I have it already. Would you like to see it? Oh, yes. Can't wait. Let's do it off camera. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Two million dollars on a fucking card. Yes, ma 'am. Wow. So you really like Lord of the Rings? I like Lord of the Rings and Magic the Gathering. Do you like Frodo? I'm down with Frodo. I think he's cool. He's a flawed character, but we all are. And I like his feet. Oh. Not like in a sexy way, but I just think it's cool how he lets him.

28:25He's walking around like the most treacherous place in the world in his bare feet. And I'm like, that's fucking cool. Yeah, I appreciate you clarifying because I think on this show people would think you were like, oh, I jerk off to Frodo's feet. That's the vibe this show would give. So it's good you clarified. Answering emails can mean a lot of things. Exactly. Exactly. Okay,$2 million for a fucking car. Damn. How old were you when you lost your virginity? Oh, fuck. You can be honest. What counts? You're putting your dick in something. In the coochie? In something? Well, I didn't know. Oh, okay.

28:57In something. A butt or a V? A butt? Well. First time. Whoa. All right. All right. Oh, fuck. No, no, no. Are you, do you like women specifically? Yes, ma 'am. Okay, so a V then. A vagina. Okay. When's the first time you put your dick in a vagina? I thought it was like, here's like, when's the first time for anal? And I'm like, whoa, fuck. Oh, we can go there too. When's the first time for anal? Let's go. Here we go. Let her rip. Oh, fuck. September 08? No, that's from the other guys. That was his first desk pop. I don't know. Question was age. Age. 17? 17. What about the bum hole? No, fuck. Not until a couple years later.