The Hamptons Confessional (ft. Noah Centineo, Leah, Miguel, Maria, Owen, Hallie & more)

0:02What is up, Daddy Gang? It is your founding father, Alex Cooper with Call Her Daddy. Daddy gang, welcome back to another episode of Call Her Daddy. I would say on a weekly basis, I indulge in maybe, maybe a couple glasses of wine, maybe one tequila throughout the course of seven days, okay? But every time I throw an unwell event, the little rager inside of me, the girl who loved Four Locos back in the day, the girl who didn't even flinch when she would drink straight vodka out of a water bottle in college. She comes back out. She comes back out and she's reborn for about 48 to 64 hours. And then I put her back down and I lay her to rest for the next time that I will let her wake up again.

0:57Okay. And this past weekend she woke up and I went full fucking throttle. I was throwing my 30th birthday party in the Hamptons and And here's the thing. Every single time I go to the Hamptons, it is a shit show in the most beautiful way because I get in and I get out. I'm not spending all summer there. I'm not even doing weeks there. It is a weekend and we get out and we go home. And when I woke up in my house in Los Angeles, still hungover, still sweating tequila, still recovering, I got an email from my video guy with a link and the subject line of this email read uncensored Hamptons confessional footage enjoy joy.

1:53Now, I set up a cute, innocent confessional thinking. I honestly thought my friends would pop in and say a few words, maybe sing me a cute, happy birthday. But as you can imagine, this is not how this story goes. For anyone who wasn't able to make it and was suffering from FOMO, I have got you covered. What I will say though, Daddy Gang, is you know I'm a podcast girl through and through and I rarely ask you to do this, but please, for the love of fucking God, watch this episode on video. Like this is not one to be like jamming to in the car. You need to watch this. It is a full visual glorious experience.

2:34Prepare yourselves and get ready to hear from Leah, Miguel, Hallie, Owen, Maria, Noah Centineo, Daddy Gang is in this episode, and Kiera, who we just signed to Unwell. She is the queen of book talk. She is fucking hilarious. And I am not ready for you to hear her JCPenney story. So without further ado, Daddy Gang, I give you the Unwell confessional. Enjoy.

3:22now i'm ready to get loose hello i'm kiara i'm from houston texas i do book related content and yeah i was in a sorority so this unwell lifestyle this ain't new to me baby this ain't new to me it's true to me hello uh I literally just got here so we only need a second drink in but baby compared to yesterday we was about 20 drinks in and girl my confession is actually from last night and when I tell you clearly Alex know how to get down because the time was had we ended up at common ground great time I'm living my best life I'm like yeah I love the Hamptons I love the Hamptons I don't know how I got into the car but all I remember is being in that car waking up touching my head and feeling so damn bald-headed.

4:02I started looking high and low. I'm looking for my purse. I'm looking for my wig. Apparently, my wig was under the seat. Now, shout out to that driver because I hope you didn't say nothing. And if anything, I hope you don't snitch on me. That's my confession. So basically, I lost my wig in the car and my lashes. As you can see, I have on mascara. I'm naturally an eyelash extension girl. That shit's gone. My nail is chipped. I had a great time from what I can remember and clearly from what we can see hello i don't have a sugar daddy experience but i'm always looking so slide into the dms for favor okay where's the craziest place i've had sex mama daddy cover your ears girl cover your ears oh girl i don't know if i can say this is it legal i don't know the crazy well i was younger this is like college days from what i can think of at the top of my head i don't know if i can say this man um my job i'm younger i'm a more mature woman now things have changed yeah that jcpenny's dressing room a time was had man oh lord back blown out but hey at least we purchased the jeans my boyfriend did get some jeans but yeah that was one of them crazy times that i don't even got no regrets but i wouldn't do that now don't be doing that now girl i feel like i need to go to um go to church gonna repent of my sins if y 'all got holy water spray something on me for favor and now i'm just gonna pass it to the next person for their confessional hopefully it's not as crazy as mine girl well well hi i'm double fisting hi my name is leah kateb and i am an unknown amount of drinks in and i'm feeling ready and you're on sex hotline no i'm kidding And you're on Leah's channel.

5:54My current relationship status is standing in front of me. No, I'm kidding. No, but y 'all standing there. I do. I have a boyfriend. The weirdest date I've ever been on. Let me give you guys a backdrop. This might take a second. Get comfortable. I went on a date. This guy, he asked me out to Nobu and we went out together and it was really good. And this is actually fairly recent. Sorry, Mika. But it was before we met. Anyways, we went to Nobu he took me out it was really fun it was really cute we had a great time whatever he texted me after he was like I really like you blah blah blah okay cool fast forward two he was like I'm performing at Coachella you should come and I was like that would be so fun let's do it and he invites me to Coachella and then we go to Coachella and when I get there there was like this there was like it was a whole house all of his friends were there I was there as well and then all of a sudden I stand in there and then this girl comes up to him and takes the blunt out of his mouth and starts smoking it with him and I'm like okay interesting I thought it was his auntie oh it just looked like his auntie no shade and then we get in there and I'm sitting there and they're like no an auntie wouldn't touch him like she starts putting on a very see-through top she's like doing her makeup more and she doesn't introduce herself to me after I was like hi i'm leah so nice to meet you she doesn't talk to me at all okay cool anyways fast forward cool after that but he's being like he's like i'm so happy you're here you look gorgeous blah blah i asked my friend who's also his friend i'm like hey so who's that and i'm thinking oh that's his sister no weird shit because y 'all sharing a blunt and i don't smoke i don't i'm a very sober queen not right now.

7:39Well, okay. Hold on. Hold on. Alcohol. Yes. All of the rest. Boo. Say no to drugs. Dare sponsor me. Just kidding. Oh God. Am I bombing this?

7:56No, the way they're all sitting. Can we like pan the camera? Can we pan the camera the way they're all tuned in i'm begging okay anyways i asked my friend and i'm like okay is that your aunt is that his auntie and they were like no and i was like okay cool so who is she and they were like he invited her and i was like oh and then i find out he invited both of us at the same time and i was like oh i'm so good off of that like you can have him and then that was the last time we spoke but now he begging for that shit back obviously duh but i'm good anyways Anyways, that was my worst first date. And my name is Leah Kotev, and you're watching...

8:37Unwild.

8:42And I'm passing it to the next guest. Shit. Shhh. It's my turn on the mic, meow. Hey, my name's Miguel, and I'm on my one, two, three, four, five, six, seventh drink, I'm pretty sure. I'm feeling really good.

9:03The fact that I've got a mic right now And I'm feeling this good is crazy The fuck am I doing here? My relationship status I'm taken I'm out of the streets You cannot have me My confession is Fuck What's my confession? The biggest party file I've ever committed Alright, boom So I'm in college, right? College is different to your college My college is before university So this is just before university I'm at this house party everyone from my school was there there was this one girl's interested in so the party's been good i've got a couple drinks in me i've been turning up i'm with my man dem i'm with the people dem you know we're having a vibe we're turning up we're getting lit and then my boys decide yo this girl she's kind of interested in you you've been interested in her let's put you in the room along with each other so you guys can get to know each other i've been yacked up bro i've got drank in me tequila vodka a henny all of that shit it's in my system there's a party going on in my bladder right now and my bladder can't take it so she's there we're on the bed we're talking she's next to me we're talking and shit she's asking me questions i'm not processing them questions because my body is fucked right now i'm trying to keep my shit in she's jabba jabba jabbering i'm lissa lissa listening and the alcohol is trying to alcohol out of my system in so I'm confused why he's speaking while I'm not here alright right so boom this is the thing that's just my confusion right now I heard she no yeah yeah so this is bad this is bad this is worse than what happened this is bad I'm not saying that fucking fucking stuff it fucking fucking I can't believe I'm saying this on camera wait give me my cred for being able to say this on camera because it's bad I'm drunk in a house party and my boys decided to lock me in the house fucking room with this one girl that I was interested in at the time.

11:00I'm sorry. So she's talking to me, right? I'm fucked up. I'm drunk. I can't hold my liquor in. I don't drink like that. I don't drink. You know what I'm saying? I'm a, I'm a, I'm a sober boy. So boom. Embarrassing. Embarrassing. Embarrassing. Anyways. So she's talking to me. I'm listening, trying to keep myself composed. I say yeah as I say yeah I go home I'm like nah I get up I go to the toilet I start spewing in the fucking toilet me and this girl were in the fucking bedroom for five minutes I don't even know if it was five minutes less than five minutes I'm throwing up on the toilet this girl comes in what the fuck anyway but anyway okay Okay Who the fuck snorted Behind the camera blast Shame on you Shame on you bruv Oi that's how you know it was not meant to be Because man is talking to this girl He threw up in front of me You know what's mad She threw up in front of me Let me say that again She threw up in front of me It was a bonding experience Do you want to get into that No because her one is bad so the moral of the story is don't drink if you're trying to get to know a girl and if you are listen if you're trying to wingman your boy don't put him in a room with a girl when he's fucked up because that's the worst thing you could ever do because I never really spoke to that girl again on the same level because we was heading there and it didn't happen thank god it didn't happen because I never would have met this princess it never would have worked out anyways She wasn't my type.

12:49Look at you pushing my face. What was that? What was that? Aye aye aye aye aye. And on that note, we better go to our room. So, see you later. No we're not. My best friend is behind the camera. I don't mind the audience. I do. Don't listen to him. He doesn't know what he's talking about ever. Only I do. I just did the cat. So, relax yourself. I'm double fisting Relax We're passing it over to the next guest Why can't you double fist it? Baby girl, do not say that to me Next guest, come over to the couch It's always been my fucking dream I can leave No, you should stay No, I don't know I don't know what I'm doing What are we even doing?

13:37Okay Hi Hi everyone Hi Noah and I are You're saying hi to them, not me I'm not everyone No, no, I'm saying hi to you Hi also Okay, so the people that were just on the couch earlier are having sex in the bungalow. It's kind of hot. Kind of. Not Miguel and Leah over here feeling themselves. I don't even know what's happening. I don't even know why I'm on this couch. Okay. All right. Hi. Miguel and Leah are not doing anything right now. Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. There is a bed to the left, you two. Oh, is it? Yeah. You two go to the left. You go to the left.

14:14Okay. Get it. Okay. We are going to now give you a little ASMR with, and this is actually a controversial topic. Is it Noah Centineo or Noah Centennial? Noah Centennial. I have always said it right, but to all of our bitches on Instagram saying Noah Centennial, it's Noah Centennial. Cut that shit out. Cut that shit. Read this card. Hi, my name is Noah. I'm, I'm, uh, I'm zero drinks in and feeling terrified. Zero? What happened to you? Zero? What happened to you? He said - What happened to us? We were standing up and we were clothed earlier and now we're naked and fucking - No! Okay, I'm - Wait, wait, wait!

14:54And by we, I mean you and Miguel, obviously. No, first of all. Yeah. No one's having sex. Second of all. No one's having sex. Just like a, like, dry hump. No, no, it wasn't dry hump. Second of all. Hello. Third of all. He's so boring, I had to join in. Thank you. I don't know why he's saying he had zero drinks. I watched him. I think it was water. I watched him literally drink. seven shots three cocktails you're talking about yourself babe no no this was three months ago you saw me three months ago he threw up before this interview my current i threw up we agreed we weren't going to talk about that my relationship uh single my current relationship status is single okay and my confession is can i pick the one you do yeah yeah yeah actually sure fire i know if i'll have a story for it noah you have weird fun stories no the first time i met you your couch was made for 15 people to sleep at your own home and i asked you what kind of or wait no we're trying to make you brandy i was gonna say what kind of the last episode no that was the last episode of confession let's go do it come on i'm ready What do you think?

16:05I'm all amped up now. Fuck. Yeah. Look at my gal sitting on the bed being like, I have a boner. You just left me. Now you're doing an interview. I love leaving guys with boners and nothing to do with it. And guess what? We can do it better than you guys can do it for us. Give them a fucking question. No. She don't even want me to talk right now because she knows that's not fucking true. Listen. Facts. If anyone's going to get left to boo balls, it's this one over here. I've heard you're doing just fine to her. My friend is fulfilled. You're doing a great job, Miguel. I know. I've heard great things.

16:43I want to know this just because I feel like you would have a funny story for this. Have you ever fully fled a hookah? Why? I got a crazy story and it's definitely a confession, but it's kind of gnarly. All right. When I was 17 years old. I was 17 years old. I was a virgin and I lost my virginity at 18 by the way late bloomer and that's it oh fucking twins that's very that's very demure very demure very clappy very respectful

17:20did I get it no I said it wrong demure demure demure demure demure demure don't so I'm 17 years old and it's a New Year's Eve and I am I uh uh I dropped off an ex-girlfriend that had come over to hang out with me and family why I don't know I think I was trying to set her up with my best friend at the time and she was not taking it so then it was after New Year's Eve so we get in an Uber I take her back to her hotel I get back in the car and I start going back to the house that I originally was at and on the way I saw a woman standing on the side of the street I was by the way like 17 and two solo cups of rum down like wasted like completely gone and I'm in this truck going down the street I see her and she's kind of going like this like trying to get the attention and so I said to the uber driver I'm like yo my man pull over really quick pull over really quick by this woman and he's like okay what I'm like pull over so he pulls over you're 17 and I put the window down and I'm like hey and before I could say anything she just goes are you my ride and i was like i can't i was like by the way it's like one o 'clock in the morning new year's eve and i was like uh yeah i mean i can be where are you going and she goes oh i'm going to ocean park and i was like all right word hop in that's on the way home so she gets in the Let me find out he's giving free Uber rides.

18:47Y 'all, you heard it here first. Noah Centineo gives free Uber rides. Noah is giving free Uber rides. And so she gets in the car, and I'm like, what's your name? And she goes, you don't need to know my name. And I'm no dash right. And I was like. It's giving mystery. It's giving noir. Yeah, it's giving something. Something is being given. So she's like, what is your name? And I'm like, my name's David, which was a lie. Because she didn't tell me her name. I'm like, oh, all right. I don't even know your name. You don't have to know mine either. I didn't know. I thought that's how, like, she's an adult.

19:25You know, I was like, is this how we do things? Like, do we just, like, not tell her? Do we just lie? So we pull up to her place. It's, like, beach-town-y, like, little bungalows. And so we pull up to one of those bungalows. She gets out, and she turns around. I'm like, all right, have a good night. And she goes, you're not coming in? her and i was like and i looked right at the uber driver and he looked up in the rearview mirror because like he knew i was a kid and then i looked at him and i was like i was like yeah all right and then he turns around like yo are you and i was like i'm fine leah did you just say if you're not going and i'm going in that uber driver's like my dick is ready said hello if you're not going i am mama give me that 20 five-star tip baby let's go no that's right So I'm a deliver on this couch

20:21So so I'm nervous she opens the front door she walks in and immediately on the floor in the living room I see a Thomas the Train carpet So I'm like, oh, she's she's with child she's with child multiple children I hope there's not a child in the place. This is now even weirder. It was already kind of weird, but now it's real and it's getting interesting. She goes, do you want a nightcap? I'm like, no, I've had way too much. And she goes, I'm going to make you a nightcap. So she made me a gin and tonic and she forgot to put gin in it. But I'm like, I guess this is what we do as adults. Like, pretend.

20:57We pretend we lie about our names. We lie about the alcohol in our cups. We just lie, we lie, we lie. So long story short, we go into her bedroom and we start talking and then we start kissing. I just pick her up and I throw her on the bed. Keep in mind, virgin. I had never done any, I did things but never had sex. At this point, are you at all thinking like, oh my God, I'm about to lose my virginity to the woman that I picked up on the side of the road. That's a 30 year old woman that won't tell me her name. And there's Thomas. This is such a funny story. Like, this is so funny. Oh my God, look at me.

21:29I'm being so funny right now. That is Noah. You know, like, oh, there's, like, an older woman, and this is great, and this is actually such a story. And so, like, we start doing all these things. We start, like, making out. And then, like, I kind of get hit. Sorry. With this, like, reason out of nowhere. You know when you're super drunk, and then finally, like, reason smacks you in the face. You're, like, or, like, oh, I'm present now. And I just go, fuck, maybe I should, like, do a little push-up and just, like, see what this person looks like and what's going on. So I push up, and I look at her, and I realize she's, like, 40-something.

22:00Oh. She's a little bit older. okay which is fine yes but you're 17 you haven't lost but not only was i right not only was i hit with this realization that like she was much older and like i just got hit with this the reality of what i was doing and i went oh no i need to go so i just went i have to go and i got up and she was like what and she grabbed the blanket she like pulled in front of herself she was like what are you talking about and i was like it's a story tell your friends and i grabbed my stuff and i ran three miles home. Noah. Like 1.32 o 'clock in the morning. Okay, this is the story that he, so you didn't lose your virginity that night.

22:36No. You stayed a 17 year old young boy still with fresh eyes, bushy tailed, and he didn't have sex with the 40 year old woman, but he did save a woman off the street that night. I did get her home safe. And this is the story from Noah about how to be a good person. This is my confession. We're passing it to the next guest. Let's go.

23:02Oh, baby.

23:20Okay. Hello, everyone. I'm Marie Georges. I have had about like four drinks. plus maybe like five shots. And I'm feeling great. I'm feeling fantastic. I'm having so much fun. Got to meet so many girls. I'm loving life right now. I'm from Toronto, Canada. Canadian bitch in the USA. My current relationship status is single, whatever. And I'm going to be 30 in like a couple days. So let's just not remind me how single I am. My confession is I like someone who doesn't even know me yet. Just, shh. Doesn't matter about that. Tell me the time about how you were fully delusional about a man. How about right now where I feel like the man that doesn't know me is going to love me?

24:08We'll keep it at that. Have you ever tried to really impress someone only for it to be a total flop? Um... No. I'm such a straight shooter in who I am as a person that I've never had to, like, change who I was to try to, like, impress someone. And I'm always been like, if you're going to like me, you're going to like all of who I really am. I'm not going to like give you surprises later on. Take it or leave it. That's just how I've always been. Has someone ever told you that they loved you and you didn't say it back? No. I mean, I've had people tell me that they're very into me and like whatever.

24:41Maybe they've said I love it. I think the only time, how can I say this nicely? I've had guys confess their love for me and I was not at the same spot as them. and that can get hard. But no, I'm going to be honest. No, never. No one has ever said like, I love you where I was like, I don't feel the same because I don't think I would ever let a guy feel like they can say that they love me because I feel like that would be like really leading someone on. I just don't do that. I don't entertain people that I don't give a fuck about. On that note, I love you guys. Bye.

25:18Hi, I'm Owen Thiel. I am six drinks in. Woo! And I'm feeling really blackout drunk. I should only have one drink. I'm a lightweight. So this is not going to go well. I'm from Los Angeles, unfortunately. My current relationship status is I'm like basically married, but he won't propose. So if you're watching this, get a ring. Love a diamond. Big one. And my confession is I still have my ex's Instagram password and I do still check the DMs. 10 years with my current boyfriend and I'm still checking my ex's DMs. Keep drinking, you guys. Tell me a time about it. You were fully delusional about a man.

25:57Okay. My best friend had a boyfriend who I thought was in love with me and like I swore, like he was looking at me, like every time we would go out, he would stare at me. In my head, he was infatuated with me. He was obsessed with me and I had to break it to my best friend that he was probably gay because my best friend was a girl and so one day I sat her down and I said, I just want to let you know Michael is not straight she said what do you mean what what have you seen what what's up I said I've I've experienced it firsthand he's obsessed with me he's completely in love with me and I just needed to tell you now so you didn't continue on this road obviously he was straight and just thought I was weird and thought I was like way too much too extra so he would look at me as I was telling these insane stories and be like who the fuck is this you know what I mean he wouldn't look at me like he was obsessed with me he would look at me like you're an alien go back to go back to mars and she told him that i told him this and now they don't speak to me because they think i was like trying to steal him which by the way i was he's so hot okay now i'm gonna pass i'm so drunk i'm hearing voices that i can't concentrate okay now i'm gonna pass this to the next to the oh i'm so drunk now i'm gonna pass this to the next guest cheers hi my name is dina hi my name is Jess and we have a pretty big confession to spill if you want to take it away Dana.

27:19My high school ex-boyfriend cheated on me a lot. It's true. I was his best friend. It's true. I can confirm. When he cheated on me probably the fifth time I made him a Grindr account. It's true. And I had to ask you for the email. I provided the email. Yes. So sorry. Sorry for all the men hitting you up. Hopefully it subsided by now. And that's my confession. Cheers. We're passing this to the next guest. Hi, my name is Hallie Batchelder. I'm about seven drinks in right now. And guys, I'm feeling fucking fuzzy. I'm feeling warm and I'm feeling curious. I'm not going to lie. Okay, I'm from Boston, Massachusetts, but I live in New York right now.

27:56My current relationship status is single. So single. Kind of sad. Honestly, the fall is going to be really lonely. Whatever. Okay. My confession is last week I went on a first date. And honestly, we had oysters as the appetizer. so I'm gonna like blame the oysters because it's like an aphrodisiac he fucked me in the ass I'm not gonna lie and I liked it I hope they put this in have I ever fucked multiple people in one night there's so many answers to this question yes is the immediate answer I mean like are we talking about threesome production wait in college there was one night so I was on like the basement floor of my building that's where I lived I used to like fuck this guy that lived in the basement but I also fucked this guy living on the third floor and like they were friends in the same frat they found out about each other i'm just a girl guys i don't know like i don't know what to do like like they were both hot like what like i mean i say no i don't know how to say no i'm working on it and wait there was one time where the guy on the third floor came down to the basement and walked in on me and the guy in the basement and then that's when the whole thing was debunked it was bad it was bad for my brand but also good for the brand at the time have i ever dabbled with a sugar daddy i don't know if he was daddy status he was like i mean he was like probably 13 years older than me but he used to spend like a daddy honestly i don't need men for their money like i come from money so like it like doesn't bother me so like when guys like think i need them for their fucking bag i'm like get be fucking for real for a second I don't need your fucking pockets.

29:29He was probably 36. I was 23, which to me was a daddy, but he used to go out to a restaurant. We'd get drinks. Say it was like two margaritas. He would always be like, should I tip a thou? Should I tip a thou? And I'd be like, yes, tip a thou. And then fuck me sideways. Okay. I have a funny story actually about the sugar daddy. So he was in London one night and he FaceTimed me. He had ghosted me for like three weeks. So he finally picked up the phone and I was like okay hi i'm thinking about get my boobs done and he was like i'll pay for them whatever i'll you so him and his best friend them would be for my tits they like both think they own my tits little did they know my dad and my mom was like if you pass your real estate licensing exam like i had no job at this point so like if you pass your real estate license you get it like we'll pay for that surgery passed it in two weeks and then i pocketed the money that that guy gave me and then had amazing rack after that wait when i was 15 my mom walked in i'm even getting fucked in the ass on a pull-out bed in aruba is that real can i see that hold on trauma and that's a t don't cut that honestly so the weirdest thing anyone's asked me to do in bed he didn't even ask me honestly he really wanted to have a threesome with me i was like okay like i'm down like i've had threesomes before like i would do it this man was fucking me and then he put on porn on the Sonos surround sound so it sounded like 19 bitches were in the room like not even surround sound Justin's like specific bedroom like he was like living in a share house at the time so like with like four other guys this surround sound was like in every room of the fucking house in the bathroom in the living room in the kitchen people were like cooking baking like you would hear porn that's probably the weirdest thing that anyone's I've let anyone do in the bedroom yeah

31:44Do you have a good side? I literally texted him like where are you Hallie? I missed you. I couldn't be out there without you. Hello I'm Maria Georges. Yes, that's about it. What is your most embarrassing Sexual mishap? What the fuck does that even mean like I don't even get the question mishap like did you fall off the bed? Oh, did you get like a black eye? I swear to god. I've never back flipped where I didn't catch myself Well, I just had surgery last week cuz sexual injury do tell i was having sex with this guy and like i also just got my veneers done so my mouth is like a traumatic place right now so this guy bit down my lip and like you have like a bunch of saliva glands in your lip that produce saliva yeah he fully collapsed the glands so like my mouth was producing saliva but i know where to go so it's like pooling wait what because he bit you so hard that you had surgery yeah so what'd you do with the guy i think he's coming tonight have any of your friends ever tried to steal a guy you were talking to?

32:43They wouldn't even try to do that. I actually have a fucking story about this. And I never thought I would tell this story. No, this actually pisses me off. It brings me back to a dark place. Listen to this. You ready for this? So my ex fucking cheats on me, right? And I break up with his ass. So how tall was he? Fucking fucking 5 '10". Yeah, that's my point. But yeah, no, he, he cheated on me, blah, blah, but he was known in Toronto. Oh fuck. Here we go again. The fucking poor guy is going to get shit I'm for Call Her Daddy and now shit on for this fucking shit. He basically made a video with a girl that he cheated with.

33:14Then this girl comes up to me and she's like, Oh my God, I knew you from your ex. Like, I love you. Like, it was like supporting me and being like, you're, you know, you're so much better than him. Let's go out and have drinks. We go out and have drinks. We became friends. She's, you know, confessing her shit about her ex and like, I'm helping her through her breakup. Is she hot? She's not bad. Oh, fuck. No, bitch. Listen, I call it spade a spade. I think all the girls are beautiful. but I'm not going to say the bitch is ugly she's not but she's you know opening up to me about like how I'm this amazing girl and you know she wants to confide in me about her ex oh you are and turns out then okay ready this are you guys ready for this actually kind of fucked up production are you ready she reaches out to me she goes I'm going on a trip but I want to let you know she literally calls me I want to let you know I heard that your ex might be on this trip but like not with us but he might be there we might actually hang out because all friends are mutual friends I go, okay, go off, sis.

34:06Go get some free fucking drinks. I don't give a shit. Like, go off. Like, use him for what he's worth. Turns out, it was a fucking double date trip. She was planned to be there to meet my ex, to go on a fucking date with her. No. It was a fucking double date trip. It was just her, her friend who was dating my ex's friend, and then she was there to meet my ex to be on a double date trip with him. I fucking, if you guys saw the text that I sent. We have to kill our whole family. She pleaded for forgiveness and I said you you confided in me about your ex and I was there for you and you're out here on a trip fucking mine Fuck you what?