Bill Hader Returns Again

21:39No, no, no, the guy has a dog? I go, yeah, no, he has a dog. Famously, famously. Wait, what do you mean he's got a dog? And then he thinks no one's seen those movies. And Trey Parker pitched. He goes, well, what if you're you and it's like you're having to go on these missions, but you got to like have the band, you know, the band's also going, hey, Dave, we need you on tour and stuff like that. He goes, no, I don't want those guys involved with this.

22:08Then he came by. I remember he walked around South Park and, you know, people, they draw on their desk and they can like move around. And so they draw like this. So it's like the drawing desk is like canted, you know, and there was a guy drawing and he just walked around. He went up to this guy who's drawing like that. He goes and he goes and he just sees him with this desk. He goes, hey, what's wrong with you? Long night.

22:32Everything's in a party context. And he goes, long night. And he went and the guy went, whoa, Diamond Dave. I'm not kidding. Don't you think that's his life? Yeah. People coming out of manholes. It is me, Dan. Hey, it is me, Diamond Dan. We are at the South Pasadena 4th of July parade, and he was just unaffiliated with the parade, riding around on a bicycle throughout the parade grounds. Yeah. He was not invited to the parade. It was nothing to do with the parade. That's my favorite. I want to beat him. And he was nice. I just want to make it clear. We loved him at South Park. It wasn't like a thing where we were like, oh, why is this guy here?

23:08We were like totally in awe. We were like, oh, my God, that's fucking David Lee Roth. And he did not disappoint at all. And he was so sweet and nice. But yeah, it was awesome. You're one of those people, you fall into this class of person. There's a bunch of them who I rarely have a normal conversation with because it goes into riffs and voices right away. Yeah. There's a whole bunch of people. I think Will Ferrell's in that group where I feel that if we were on a stranded island, stranded, we wouldn't even go searching for food or water. Well, the bits would just drive everybody crazy. Yeah, and then it's funny, though.

23:45We'll have those conversations, and then it's usually when we're paying the check that I'm like, Hey, I'm really depressed.

23:55I'm going through something, and you're like, Oh, man, I'm sorry. No, no, it's true. And then I feel like I... I'm like, yeah, we'll get to that. You know who's also depressed? Oh, wow. This guy. Yeah. You're like a maniac depressed. Yeah. Don't do Columbo right now. Because before the podcast, I went in and I was chatting with you. And I went in and the first thing I was going to do was ask you, because I know you live in the Palisades, and I was going to ask you about your house and family and everything. Before I could do it, we got off onto something. And then we're just laughing our asses off like idiots.

24:40and then just as we're about to come to the podcast you went yeah i know uh no we uh we are i think you said like two of our houses burned or something and i yeah it was something really and i thought shit yeah i was supposed to start with that no that's our that's our whole that's been our whole uh friendship yeah it's joy and fun and goofing around and then it's like oh yeah i'm here to tell you like should i go on medication conan you know not if it makes you less funny No. Yeah. No. Absolutely not. Get those endorphins running with voices. You should not ask Conan if you should be on medication.

25:24No, no. I'm on so much medication. No, but it is true. Yeah, we lost some of my kids. My ex-wife and I live very close to each other, and she lost her house. And then my house is standing, but like unlivable. It's like there's just devastation all around. And then the only way I could get up there, so the fires are on Tuesday. I wasn't there because I was shooting the VW commercial as the Californians. And we were shooting that commercial. And so I'm dressed as the guy from the Californians in Malibu. And we look up and there's smoke. And it was me and Kristen Wig in a scene. And Kristen, too, that morning went, there's a really bad windstorm coming.

26:13I'm really concerned about fires. First thing she said to me. And then I was shooting and I look up, I saw smoke. And the guys go, oh, don't worry, that's in the Palisades. I go, I live in the Palisades. And it was just dead silence. And then I was like, I got to go. And so I never got a chance to go home. And so I went, I just went up. And I go, here, I have, you know, medication, which is true, you know, up there, and I need to go and get it. And they said, no, it's too dangerous. And I saw a news cruise, and I literally just went up to them, and I was like, you recognize me? And they were like, no.

26:48And I was like, all right. I go to the next one, and I was like, you recognize me? And the guy was like, hey, no way. Hey, what's going on? Diamond Dave. Diamond Dave. And I was like, that's right. Hey, man, I got to get my stuff. I'm showing her. She can be whoever you want to be. hey uh you seen ordinary people um

27:10how about taxi uh shit uh so they let you up they let me up i went up with them so i went up with a news crew and i go do you guys want to interview me i saw you interview so that was the only way i could get up there was if i went up with the news crew and so i went up went into my house and i was like oh wow it's not too bad and then i just stepped and it was like dust you know toxic sure stuff everywhere and then the back when it's yeah it was no good and uh and i was just in total shock sona lost her place in altadena i'm sorry and um it is something that uh must still feel crazily surreal yeah it does yeah yeah it's crazy it is it's just you know you you want to keep things in perspective and say everyone's okay but you you miss the stuff that you lost the community's gone yeah the community's gone that was the hardest thing yeah was actually seeing like oh my gosh this is my kids yeah this is everything is is you know gone and and uh that that was the thing that kind of hit me so hard was oh my god my you know uh so that was uh horrible and it was just kind of, I didn't, I thought I was going to go up there and hopefully the house would be somewhat okay and I could get my passport and get out of there or something.

28:32And instead of just seeing the devastation of that community and everything, just, I was like speechless. So then I, they, you know, I could feel those guys going, oh, we're going to get a good interview with you. And they could see that I was, it was hitting me and then they felt bad and they went, we'll just turn off the camera and let's just take you back. And I was like, all right, thanks. You didn't do one? I did do one. They aired it. Oh, bastards. No, I'm joking. Thank you. Cry, cry, cry. You did nine characters. I did nine characters. I was like, oh, God. I can't believe it's gone.

29:12You guys like that? How about that? Love me, love me. It never ends. Nothing will make it die. my need for a laugh no but yeah it was just it was crazy I had this moment the moment that hit me was I grabbed I had this instinct that I just grabbed my keys and I put it in my pocket and I went this these the car keys these open nothing and I just like put them away I was like right you know those were those moments but yeah and everybody who's dealing with it I mean it's horrible the amount of GoFundMes I've been on and stuff like that it's just been rough it's one of those strange things It occurred to me where the news is always showing us every part of the world where something crazy is happening.

29:55And you sort of become, you know, you're distanced from it. But you're just seeing these terrible things happen in other places. And then something sort of with that kind of intensity happened. Yeah. Yeah. Wait a minute. Well, the thing that's amazing with me is I'm looking at my kids and they've been through a pandemic. And then they've been through this. and there my and then my daughter I was like well I found a rental house and she went oh can I see it and like oh oh and then she made in her computer she made this like overview overhead view of her room and she's like oh cool so maybe I could put a dresser here but and she was so positive yeah and I went oh they're so resilient and they have their moments you know but it's it's the opposite everybody's like oh you're there for your kids I'm like no I'm getting more from them you know i'm like so inspired by them and their ability to kind of move and um adapt and be positive yeah also uh i feel like especially really young kids your kids are three and a half yeah mikey and charlie they only know now like they're so present yeah that we've talked about how you have no choice but to be present with them yeah yeah they're moving on they've moved on already.

31:09I don't even know if they fully I mean, I know they remember the house, but they it's starting to be muddled in with like, oh, we went to the mountains once. So that's like maybe the mountain house that we went to. Like they're just they're losing their memory of it. Yeah. And you're like, I don't remember my house at three and a half. So, yeah, it makes sense that they just kind of. That's true. Or moving on. Yeah. Mine are 15, 12 and 10. So it's like they They were, you know, it was tough. And I mean, that was the most heartbreaking thing is my 10-year-old just saying, I just want to go home.

31:41Yeah, man. And you're like, honey, we can't, I can't go home. And that was brutal. But now it's, yeah, I get inspiration from them. And, yeah, just being very lucky that you have a great support system of friends. Alyssa Donovan, who works with me, my girlfriend, Allie Wong, like all these people have just been great. so yeah it is but yeah it is a funny thing that Allie and I went today to just like literally had to like shop for clothes I know I know and it was very sweet you know she was like let's go get you some jeans it's like you're going to camp I know it was but I it was very sweet it was it meant a lot to me that she was like no it's because I was I'm just wearing like Uniqlo sweats, you know, that I basically, you know, and my kids are like, you just, you're living in your pajamas, you know, I feel like they're very worried.

32:36And I told her about that and she was like, well, let me take you to get some clothes. And I was, so that was, so those are the moments. They're just weird. I don't have, I'm obviously don't have, we're displaced from our home. We can't get back in and there's been a lot of smoke damage, but my situation was just, I have a lot of clothes in the back of my car. And so I'm in a hotel and I'm here at the recording studio and moving around and I'm in different places and so I try to do regular workouts. I think it's clear. I was saying you look good. Real nice. Say it again as Vincent Price. You look very nice.

33:12Oh, faddle.

33:17Dana Gould's word. Faddle. We were watching The Last Man on Earth and there's a point when Vincent Price gets angry and he throws something and he went, Faddle! And I fell over like, and then so, okay, so you're hot. No, no, no, I was doing, how have you made this about me? So you're hot. No, no, no, I had to, I was supposed to do a workout on Zoom and I realized that I had no sneakers. And so I looked down and I was wearing shoes. Got two people at an Alta Dina. Well, I think. Now listen. You didn't have your sneakers? Shelter being like. For your Zoom workout. Just around. He didn't have his sneakers.

34:01Yeah. What do we not have? Everything. Here's what I want to say. Now, I had sneakers that were perfectly good for working out. But for the kind of workout I was going to do. I like ones that have. Well, Brooks makes ones that have. If it's going to be more aerobic, it has more of an insole. And, well, they're costly, but that's the ones that I wanted. And they were, of course, back at the house, which is fine, but I don't have access to. Why isn't this seen as a tragedy? We don't have spoons. We have nothing. Let me tell you another one I got. There's this kind of sea salt. You guys know what dips are, right?

34:49Well, I can do 20 dips. Well, I could do five on my own. 15 with my trainer holding my legs.

35:00One trainer holding each leg. One trainer holding each leg. And another one lifting me up like a child by my children. Let me try again. Guys, I don't have access to my home. And there's this kind of sea salt that I have in my home. It's there. The house is there. It's pink. It's a pink sea salt. I can't put sea salt on the chocolate anymore. No. No. And so you don't get the salty and the sweet. You get just the sweet. Then I go down to Kelson's and it's not bad. No. Then I go to Erewhon, but of course there's a line. I think my stories rank with yours. And I say, what do you mean you don't have the Hayley Bieber smoothie?

35:45You ran out of raspberry. You know what? I swear to God. And lemon curd. My mind always goes to what would make people mad and me having a GoFundMe to get my sea salt. To get the sea salt that I like that I don't have access to. Oh, wow. To get people so mad. I can't believe this. This is an atrocity. What do you mean you don't have those almond pretzel bites? but at$25 per bite. Per bite. What do you mean you have no kimchi? Daddy needs his kimchi. Where is the kimchi? I don't care if there's no electricity. I need my kimchi.

36:39Me as that character going to different people who've had a terrible... facing a much, a really bad situation. I don't know. It makes me happy. But then I realize, oh, it's so awful. It's so awful. And I'm sorry. I can't. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it was just. And it's interesting, too, running into people who are also lost over house. I mean, that's the nice thing, too, I'll say, is that so many people went through it. So, you know, with my kids and everybody, you know, it's like they're running. They have friends who are going through the same thing. And so they're all bonding. I'm trying to just take it back to reality and trying to forget what Conan just said.

37:14I know. I'm joking. The wrong sneakers thing? I'm joking. After we talked about losing our homes and you didn't have the right sneakers. You had sneakers, but not the right sneakers. The sneakers I had were perfectly good. Okay, okay. For any workout. When I go back to my house. After they fumigated it. And I go into my pretty woman-like closet.

37:42Now I'm just going to have to go in there and destroy everything. True.

37:51It's the perfect. I know. Sea salt is the perfect thing to go fund me. Oh my God, I have a headache. Just a picture of me in a white tuxedo. My house is fine. On a yacht. But I don't have access to my sea salt. During the fires, I took my yacht out to Catalina. Do you know what that was like for me? Do you know what that was like for me? The rocking back and forth The people saying, can we get on? And we say, no I have to hit them with an oar Hitting them with an oar Throughout my back I hurt my back I just told my daughter, here's an oar Poke at them if they try to get on

38:37that reminds me of a this is a crazy memory takes me back to an snl sketch of i think there was a terrible disaster i forget what it was it's a i think it might be a downy sketch there was a terrible disaster he's the king of yeah and a jim downey sketch and what happens is all the a-listers are gone have been wiped out and so the b-listers have been elevated it's just a bunch of agents trying to figure out who the new a-listers are but i remember But there was one part where like Charlton Heston is on an over capsized boat and he's hitting people with a horse.

39:13I don't know. I love that. Yeah. Downey was always the guy that would come up with a sketch that you were like, oh, really? We're going to do this? Yeah. He was always the guy that I would be like, you want me to do this? Really? Yeah. Yeah. It'll be great. It'll be great. Everybody will laugh. Oh, God. I hope so. But yeah. Yeah. You know the sketch I always think of that I wish that so many people have told me about, Dana Carvey told me about everything, was a giant businessman. That was the Jack Handy one. Jack Handy, he had the office next to the one where Greg Daniels, Bob Odenkirk, and I had an office, and Robert Smigel would come back there all the time, and the bunch of us would just work on things together.

39:56Handy had the office next to ours. And we, of course, would stay up like three nights in a row. And Jack Handy would come in and he'd put in, it's like he worked at a bank or something. He would put in, you know, eight hours. And he'd type and you'd think, well, okay, you know, we're staying up three nights in a row. And then his stuff at rehearsal. It'd be like unbelievable. Unbelievable. But Giant Businessman, I love. Giant Businessman was just, Phil Hartman is a giant businessman inside a small, So it was him inside a small apartment set. Yeah, yeah. And he's like this. And it was like, you know, Pardo, and now the adventures of giant businessmen.

40:34And then it was him and next door are people, a band playing like loud. And then he can't concentrate. So then it cuts to him and he's like in the hallway and he has to like crawl on his knees. He's like huge, barely fit in the hallway. And he taps on the door with his finger and someone answers the door and he's like, And Giant Businessman goes, excuse me, can you please turn your music down? And the man goes, no. And if you ask us again, we'll kick your ass. And then it cuts to him back in his apartment. He takes up a tiny telephone and he goes, hello, witness protection program. He says, this has been the adventures of Giant Businessman.

41:14So the fact that he's a giant and the fact that he's a businessman has nothing to do. No. And that he could step on these people. He could step on them and then he got scared. And so many people, Al Franken and Downey and Dana and everybody, I remember him doing it at the table. And they said that was the biggest laugh that they had heard at the table. That just kept going into the next sketch where people were like, wait, what? Will Forte was like that. He had that sketch, Potato Chip, that people talk about sometimes. And I just, that was like at the table read, it said, the script said Potato Chip.

41:49and then it Lauren reads the stage direction and Lauren went open on NASA and we all died.

42:02It's called potato chip. Open on NASA and we all fell over. Yeah. Yeah. I mean well Forte I don't know where he's like one of those guys like him and John Solomon when they get together it's like they don't it's like they don't know where it comes from. Yeah. You know it's just very genuine and yes yeah and he doesn't when you would write with him i would be laughing hard and he kind of wouldn't be laughing he would kind of look at you like yeah so and then he would say the funniest shit i've ever heard but it didn't yeah he's like no no these are jokes and we'll put them together you know but i always admired that you know because he never would try to put on or anything he was just very just genuinely it came from a really pure place yeah i was always I'm always impressed with that.

42:45Well, we've tapped out. We've gone, I mean, you've given us much joy. You've also given us some reality, which I, of course - Ignore him. Talked about people losing their homes and I made it, you know, about how I don't - Those really good sneakers. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can see it from my point of view. Now I get it. No, no. Oh, you get it. No, no, but you know what I mean? The ones with the really good arch support. It is you and a Ralphs going, Betty Crocker.

43:18Who the hell is Betty Crocker? Why is this so inexpensive? My God. There she is. There she is.

43:37Someone carry me out of here. Um, nine people with me carry me away. I think about you from time to time because you're obviously one of the funniest people certainly I've ever met, but you're also, um, you're a very sensitive person and you're a really sweet guy and I like it when we get to hang out and I've got to, I'd like to hang out more and maybe try and riff a little less and find out how you're doing, like, how are you? No, man, but that's good, though. It's like it always gets around to that. It gets around to it. It always gets around to that, and you always give me great advice. And the thing I always feel like it's a whole cottage industry.

44:18Like you mentioned in an interview, like, oh, yeah, I suffer like really bad anxiety and depression and stuff. And then everybody is, it becomes like a whole thing where now it's like I would do interviews and I'm like, Google my name and anxiety. You'll see everything I have to say about it. You know what I mean? And like depression and all that. But when I talk to people like, you know, you or Marty or these other, you know, people I, you know, admire so much for so long. And you guys, we talk about it and stuff. You guys have been so great at listening and giving me great advice. And, you know, so I really appreciate that.

44:55Yeah, it's good just to know that so many people out there who in all walks of life have this issue. But it's also particularly an occupational hazard. Oh, yeah. In the comedy world. I don't know what it is. Yeah, it's something where you just... It's the flip side of the coin. Yeah, totally. And I think I've just gotten to this place, though, where it's like kind of for the first time in a healthier place. I mean, it's nice seeing Allie, my girlfriend, who's, you know, does stand up and is, but is like a very solid person. Like she makes breakfast for her kids every morning, makes dinner, she's home.

45:27It's like her priorities are so dead on. And I'm like, wow, you can be really funny, really smart, and do all the cool stuff and still have that, you know, be a person, you know, a human, you know. So that's been helpful. Oh, Conan's sad. No, I'm just, now I'm thinking I've got to start making food. Oh, you need to do a lot more than that. I know. What do you want? All right, what does everyone want for breakfast? No!

45:59It's Benedict. Post-matic. You will get honey nut cheerios. Dry honey nut cheerios. I love this version of me. Because it is me. Just with that different accent. God bless you. I'm the mayor of a multi.

46:25My house largely unscathed Largely unscathed As usually Bill Hader, God bless you Thank you for being here

46:46Cyber crime is a serious problem in the United States Is this a PSA? The internet can be a very dark, dark place. And Sona, I understand that you've been the victim of a intended scam that didn't work. That's right. I was a target. You were a target. And do you want to back this up and say what exactly happened? Yeah. There's an email that is no longer checked. It's not a working email, but every once in a while, someone will check it. Like once a month, once every two weeks, whatever. It was forwarded to me, and it's an email from Conan O 'Brien. Yeah, and it says, request for contact information.

47:28Yeah. Dear Sona, I hope you're doing well. This guy did not do his research. When you have a moment, could you please share your personal mobile number with me? I have a task I'd like you to assist with. Best regards, Conan O 'Brien. Wow. Yeah. Well, a couple of problems there. It doesn't quite have my tone. No. And I would know not to ask for your assistance. In any matter. That was such a lazy try. I know. What's the end game here? Because what they ultimately want is to get in touch with you. They want myself. Yeah. And so, you know, I mean, it's just, but it's also best regards, Conan O 'Brien.

48:14And then in what world do you not have my cell phone? Also, there's no bit in there. There's no shtick. I hope you're doing well. You hope I'm doing well. Well, no, there's no insult. Well, that's what I mean. There's no shtick. There's no bit. There's no hook. This person has never listened to this podcast, has never watched any of my work, has me confused with the ambassador, the American ambassador to France, Dean Adlai Stevenson. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's ridiculous. That's a letter between two high functionaries in the late 50s. That's the thing. It's like if we were actual functioning adults, that would make sense.

48:59But that doesn't you've never ended an email with best regards, Conan O 'Brien. Right. And my email to you would be like, hey, Sona, why is Skrillex keep calling me? and another thing trying to buy a coffin for a squirrel and getting nowhere maybe this was Skrillex I love to throw out some celebrity that's a complete has no connection to me in any way that's one of my favorite things to do and then to say to you or to David like why am I why is Dua Lipa texting me constantly. What's that all about? Yeah, lately it's a lot of Benny Blanco. Yes, I'm obsessed with the name Benny Blanco. I'm like, can someone get Benny Blanco off my ass?

49:50And you'll be like, wait, what's going on? And I'll say, he's blowing up my DMs. I don't want to hang and I don't even go bowling. I don't even know where you would go bowling. And so who would lie about that? Who with real things to worry about would lie about Selena Gomez's boyfriend or fiance? I was wondering who it was. Wanting to go. You don't know who Benny Blanco is? Where have you been, man? Come on, Matt. Get with it, bro. I've been bowling with Skrillex. Skrillex. Skrillex. Oh my God, Eduardo's laughing at you so hard. Skrillex. Skrillex. Oh God. Yeah, he no longer dates Skrill. He's Skrill's ex.

50:33Okay. My point is. You know what? My point is that I do want to get it out there that I am sick and fucking tired of Benny Blanco sliding into my DMs. Okay, you know what? You don't even, can I just say - Does Benny Blanco even know who I am? Because I get the sense he's really cool. I don't think he does. I don't know if he does. He seems like a cool guy. And Selena Gomez seems like a really cool person. They're a very cool couple. And now I'm obsessed with Benny Blanco reaching out to me. And I don't think it's going to happen. I don't even know much about Benny Blanco. If he does, would you try to, like, say cool things to him?

51:11Yes, I would. Okay, I was just wondering if, like— Okay, let's try it right now. You be Benny Blanco. Hey, Conan, sup, bro? Hey, Benny Blanco. What's the score? Wait, he did write that email. Hey, Benny Blanco, hope you're doing well. Could I have your personal information? Best regards, Conan O 'Brien. Why are you saying Benny Blanco? Why don't you just say, hey, Benny, nice to hear from you? We haven't been properly introduced yet. You're still Benny Blanco to me, Benny. Then you said, what's the score? Yeah. Sorry, okay, all right. Why are you talking so weird, Conan? I'm just seeing what's up, man.

51:40My best regards to Selena. She has conquered vocally music and she has done quite well in light comedy with Murders in the Building. Murders in the Building. Hey, Conan, is this really Conan or is this a scam? Oh, you bet your booties, Blanco. This is the real McCoy. Just wondering how you're doing. Maybe we could hang sometime. Get the old brewski-a-rooney. Oh, brewski-a-rooney, huh? You know what? Actually, I'm busy. I just wanted to check in and I heard you've been talking a lot about me, but I'm not sliding into your DMs. You're old. I'm not that old, Benny Blanco. Hey, and someday you'll be my age and your hips will hurt.

52:22Oh, God, I hope not. I won't ever get as old as you. Well, few people have, Benny Blanco. Few people have. I'm the rare human that's made it this far. Well, my best to you, Benny Blanco. Yes. Okay. It was really good talking to you. You'll never hear from me again, Conan. See you in the clubs. Oh, God. Don't say clubs. You won't see me in any of the clubs that you think that you'd go to. I don't know. It's me Skrillex. Oh, God. I'll hang out with you. Hey, look, it's Diplo. Oh, my God. Diplo. Yeah. I saw his name on a billboard once and I got obsessed. Yeah. Diplo in Vegas. And I was like, I don't know what he does.

53:00There's just a picture of a guy staring at me. I want a piece of that. He's a DJ. Okay, whatever. I know they're DJs because it's producer DJ. Yeah. Oh, Jesus, Eduardo. Fuck you, Eduardo. You've gone too far now. Eduardo, all I know is that when I see a billboard of a man scowling at me and just wearing no particular outfit, just a T-shirt, and they're scowling at me, and it's a name and it says Vegas, I know they're a DJ. Yeah. But there's no, it's, what kind of show business is that? If Diplo or Benny Blanco or any DJ ever invited you to Vegas for one of their DJ sets, I know it's not your scene.

53:41I'll go. You have to go. I'll go. And you have to stand next to them in the booth. Message to Benny Blanco, Diplo, Skrillex, Habnet, Jab Jab. Who else? Tiesto. Tiesto. Oh, my God. Tiesto. Steve Aoki. Steve Aoki. Yeah. I mean, you just. What's that? Pauly D. Pauly D. Oh, DJ Pauly D. Pauly D. Wait, Pauly D from Jersey Shore? That's Adam's favorite. Wait, they still don't know his last name? Pauly fucking Jersey over here, that's why. Okay, so listen, let's wrap it up and let's summarize. Pauly D, Tedesco. Tiesto. What's that? Tiesto. Tiesto. Chainsmokers, technically. Chainsmokers, I mean, you name it, you got it.

54:24Porter Robinson. Of course. I mean, I had that one written down before you even said it. Wolfman Jack. Oh, no, I want to hang with any of them. Don't, don't, don't. Wolfgang Amadeus. So you're not too far off. Yeah, well, that's what he meant. I know. Listen, I am ready to hang with any DJ in Vegas if it gets me the street cred I need. Yeah. Because no one's going to see that coming. Me standing next to them while they're DJing. Yeah. Whatever that is. With a big hat because it's Vegas and you're probably outside and you're like fully covered. I'm holding one of those incredibly giant liquors.

54:58What is it? Oh, a yard of beer? Yeah. I thought you were gonna say like an Asian parasol. Or something like that. I'm holding a gaseous parasol in Vegas and holding a very moderately sized 0.0 Heineken. Covered head to toe. Ooch, ooch, ooch, ooch, ooch, ooch, ooch. Hey Diplo, there's Benny Blanco and Skrillex. Boo! All right, I'm signing off. Oh, please end this. Enjoy this segment. Best regards. Best regards, Conan O 'Brien. Conan O 'Brien Needs a Friend with Conan O 'Brien, Sonam of Sessian, and Matt Gourley. Produced by me, Matt Gourley. Executive produced by Adam Sachs, Jeff Ross, and Nick Leow.

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