Cedric the Entertainer

11 Sep 2023 · 1 h 2 min

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Podcast Summary: Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend - Episode with Cedric the Entertainer

Episode Overview In this episode of "Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend," comedian Cedric the Entertainer joins Conan for a lively and humorous conversation. They discuss Cedric's career, personal anecdotes, and his new novel *Flipping Boxcars*, set in 1948.

Key Points Discussed

  • Introduction: The episode opens with comedic banter where Cedric shares his feelings about being Conan's friend—feeling short, indifferent, and at times, angry.
  • Cedric's Early Career:
  • Worked as a State Farm claims adjuster before pursuing comedy.
  • Steve Harvey played a significant role in launching his career, providing platforms for him to perform.
  • The Neighborhood: Cedric discusses the human message behind his show *The Neighborhood*, emphasizing the importance of highlighting friendship across different backgrounds and cultures.
  • New Novel: Flipping Boxcars:
  • The novel is loosely based on Cedric's grandfather and takes place in his hometown of Caruthersville, Missouri.
  • It explores themes of gambling and community dynamics in the post-World War II era.
  • Humor and Style:
  • The conversation touches on the significance of style in performance and how Cedric has always approached his appearances seriously, wearing outfits that reflect professionalism.
  • Friendship and Comedy:
  • They discuss their mutual respect for fellow comedians and how Cedric values the support of his peers, including Kevin Hart and Steve Harvey.
  • Cedric reflects on how comedy can bridge gaps between people of different races and backgrounds.

Notable Quotes

  • Cedric on Style: "I always like even to this day if I'm doing I'm on stage, I like to put on a tie and sometimes I'm wearing it with a jean jacket because I like to create the difference between... this is very important to me."
  • On Friendship in Comedy: "I think creativity is definitely that, like if you're around creative people, the energy lifts up, you start saying things or doing things that you would never have thought of before."

Episode Highlights

  • The comedic chemistry between Cedric and Conan is evident throughout the conversation, with humorous asides about their personal lives and the absurdity of celebrity culture.
  • The episode also emphasizes the importance of genuine connections and friendship beyond the entertainment industry.
  • Cedric's storytelling about his grandfather and the creative process behind his novel adds depth to the humor, showcasing his ability to blend personal history with entertainment.

Closing Remarks Conan concludes the episode by expressing his admiration for Cedric and inviting listeners to explore his new book, *Flipping Boxcars*. The episode wraps with the usual light-hearted banter and a reminder of the importance of friendship and humor in life.

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0:03Hey, what's up guys? I'm Cedric the Entertainer and I feel short and indifferent, sometimes angry about being Conan's friend.

0:44So we're waiting on you. Yeah, I'm working this out. I'm trying to get into the mode. This is like rehearsal. You think what I do is easy? You think I just open my mouth and babble like a baboon? No. The fuck? Oh, my God. When you die, they should give your brain to research. There we go. I think research should take my brain long before I die. It's not helping me out any. Look, this was all good stuff, and we didn't record it. We are recording. We are recording. We got to keep this in. This is all in. Yeah. Listen, we were getting ready to record an episode of Gonna Buy Needs a Friend, but I started babbling.

1:18And I was doing some kind of song. Hey, little girl, it's a day at home. Did I do that? You were, yeah. Yeah, I don't know if we can clear that. Do we have to clear it? Or is that not matter on the podcast? Your version of it is so far removed from the original. Hey, little girl, it's a day at home. Need to go, we're gonna leave you all alone. Yeah, mine is sort of like a hoedown. Yeah. Bruce Springsteen. That's weird. Under eight seconds, we're fine. Let's keep going. You just described my wedding night. Oh, boo! Yay! Funniest joke in the world was just told by Conan O 'Brien. And now it's a song.

1:48Now it's a song. And now it's a rap. Okay, let's stop. That beatboxing is the best, right? Oh, was that what that was? That was his beatboxing. No, no, that was me having an... I thought there was a loose clothes dryer somewhere. That was anaphylactic shock. Many times I've had an adverse reaction to like a peanut butter that I was supposed to eat. and I start going and people gather around me and start rapping. Is that what that, what would it sound like if you tried to beatbox? Oh, so the exact same thing. I like to do little. It sounds and looks like you're on an iron lung when you do that.

2:25But a high-end iron lung. Oh, for sure. Yeah. For sure, yeah. When I had an iron lung as a child, it was the Cadillac of iron lungs. It was a really good one. Does anyone even know what an iron lung is anymore that we're talking to? We have such a young fan base. It's just a respirator, right? Yeah. It was a giant box they put you in that helped you breathe long before there was a real respirator, but it looked like you were encased in a giant, I don't know, it looked like an old boiler. There's one in the Big Lebowski. Oh, okay, there you go. Well, then people do know what it is. Do people know what the Big Lebowski is anymore?

2:56I don't know. We've got to make sure our references are cool. Of course they do. Of course they do. Cool and up to date. That's what we have to make sure. No, people know the Big Lebowski. That's what I learned when I learned what a white Russian was. Yeah, it's made with Kahlua. And then you met your husband. Yeah. Huh? A white Russian? What? Oh, my God, he is Russian and he is white. He's a Soviet. He's not Russian. What's the difference? Yeah, really? What do you mean, what's the difference? The Soviet Union was a lot of different countries. And so people from like, you know, Moldova aren't Russian.

3:27They're Soviets. I understand that. Does he consider himself? By the way, this intro is all over the map. We're beatboxing. We're talking about the breakup of the former Soviet Union. Iron lungs. Iron lungs. This is a mess of an intro and I love it. Yeah, it's good. This is the Jackson Pollock of podcast intros. It's just a bunch of splatter on a canvas. Did you even start the podcast? Did you say what the podcast was called? Oh, if people are listening to this and don't know what it is, fuck them. Well, they've also downloaded it. I mean, I'm serious. And you did. They downloaded it and my face is on it.

4:00And if someone's going, what is this? Conan hasn't properly prepared me for what I'm about to hear. Now we're talking. Here he goes. This is what I've been trying to get you to be. First of all, what is a Conan? Is he that scallywag that replaced Letterman in 93? Because I won't have it. Second of all, what's a podcast? Where's Walter Cronkite? I'm upset. Where's my phonograph? needle. Well, this is Conor O 'Brien. Mom, the Conor Bion needs a fan. Blah, blah, blah. Jesus Christ. This is great. I love this. This is the way it should be. This is the way all the intros should be. This is Pulitzer stuff.

4:45I just want to know how that guy even found the podcast. I mean, I don't get it. Oh, okay. No, no. It's like one of his grandchildren got into his Stutz Bearcat and they just had Bluetooth put in it. And he was like, he got it to the front and turned the crank and fire it up and he got in and he heard me babbling about iron lungs. Oh, I remember having one of those as a child. They have a Stutz Bearcat with Bluetooth. Yeah. Oh, I'm saying his grandson put it in. His grandson installed it. Yeah. And he's like, what is this tooth of blue? Whose voice am I hearing? What an irritable woman she is.

5:19Papa, Papa, Grandpapa, that's Conan. This is a podcast for this thing too.

5:28Well, I'll take you for a ride because it's Sunday and that is our tradition. But listening to this man is just terrible, if he is indeed a man. Hug-a-chug-a, hug-a-chug. Now remember, you'll get a lot of inherited wealth. And then you'll go to the Ivy League school, I declare. Yes, grandfather. Oh, here he is. Oh, hard right turn. Kid falls out. Oh, no. Don't worry, there are seven more of those back at the estate. Good thing we're real breeders. Anyway, if you can decipher this intro, good luck to you. Because I sure can't. What a bag of mush that was. And yet indicative of the quality of this podcast overall.

6:13Yes, exactly. We've caught lightning in a bottle. A man freestyling with his two chums who add up to 8%. I'm telling you with the three of us. Well, that's a lot when you think about it. That is generous. No, no. Gourley's a solid six. Oh, I'm only 2 % of it. I think in the state of this intro, this is a compliment, meaning we're not contributing to this absolute horseshit. You know what I mean? When the episodes are good, you guys are contributing like 70%. Yeah. All right, well, we should get going. Let's do it. And again, very interested for fans to diagram what just happened in this intro.

6:50Flow charts. Flow charts. Then diagrams. Oh, yeah. And also things where you have photographs and there's yarn connecting them when you're looking for a serial killer. Yeah. Do that with this intro because good Lord, I don't know what happened. Hey, my guest today, look at me, I'm professional all of a sudden. This is a hilarious actor and comedian. Now he has a new novel, Flipping Boxcars, available September 12th. I adore this man. I'm excited he's here.

7:18Cedric the Entertainer.

7:23All right. Well, I'm so glad you're here because we have a lot to talk about. First of all, you're a genius because you named yourself Cedric the Entertainer. That is the smartest move anyone's made in the history of show business because no one can question it. It's like, no, it's on my tax return. I am the Entertainer. Let's go. Yeah. Let's go. You know, and it actually kind of happened, though. It was weird. It was weird because another dude called me that first, and it was only because I didn't have a lot of jokes. I used to sing a lot and, you know, do poetry on stage, anything I could do to fill up the time.

7:56And so I just told you, don't call me a comedian, call me an entertainer. And that's how it happened. So, you know, I just kept the name from there. But then, like, when I first got to Hollywood, they definitely wanted me to change that. That was like, you know, all the agents is like, no, go buy your government name, Cedric Schaefer. No, it's not. It's not Schaefer. You know, I tagged you for a Schaefer. The minute you walked in I tagged you for a Schaefer I'm like This guy's Jewish I know it It's already been a hard time Finding my dad as it is But that would be That would have been Even more of a challenge Also I love You sure Bob?

8:35I love like You go to these people For creative advice And their advice is Use your government name Yeah exactly What are you talking about? I think I wonder what Bono would do You know yeah patty o'malley yeah come on that's great no one wants to hear that rock dude say hey patty give us another one give us another one think about the joshua tree uh but really like when you're out there and bored and living there and it's that version you are hilariously funny first time i saw you and and you really came to my notice was and i want to go back before that but Kings of comedy is when I felt like, who is this guy?

9:16And I didn't know. And I thought that was such a great film because it featured you all so brilliantly. It showed that you are, you still are the kings of comedy. It's amazing. It's a beautiful thing. Man, that was such a unique time. What year was that? Was that late 90s or early 2000s? Early 2000s. We started the tour in the late 90s. It was so 98 was the first dates, but we didn't shoot the movie until like 01, right at the end of 2002 2001 right in there and so you know fun time man you know comedy was growing uh you know the the idea that shows like deaf comedy jam and started to really put like black comedians in the in the forefront of uh like just having an audience that was our very own so you know when we by putting us all together we were able to do arenas and it was a few people that had done you You know, of course, Dice and Eddie Murphy, I think Martin had done arena tours, but nobody kind of did it like this, you know, like Coachella.

10:15Like, you know, you got a lot of your favorites there at one night. And so that was fun. That was rock star stuff, man. We had a blast on that tour. I also think it blew up awareness that needed to happen. It blew up awareness in a really beautiful way that you guys are a force. Do you know what I mean? that that and uh it's you weren't trying to you weren't trying to get other people into the tent you were saying we don't fuck that we don't need that this is what we do we're hilarious and uh and look at this whole world that follows us and you should be here too i remember being thinking jesus christ these guys are a phenomenon yeah i think you know you're right and i think that was really what became a catalyst to opening up you know of course we had like you know the networks like WB and UPN starting to you know like create shows for you know like predominantly African American families but it definitely opened up this idea like comedy is not like the evening at the improv way which is the only way you can get on television right back then you do evening at the improv and try to get picked to be on Carson or Leno or something like that.

11:32And then, you know, you came along at a time when it was far, you know, you were one of us. That's what makes you cool. That's what everybody goes. Everybody, you know, I'm just saying in the hood. Everybody goes. Trust me. Everybody goes, oh, Conan O 'Brien, he's one of us. He's one of us. Oh, I swear to God, I get that all the time. Don't laugh, Sona. I get that all the time. When I go to the hood, When I go to the hood, people are like, oh, good, you're back in the hood. Yeah, you're back. And everybody's like, yo, I mean, I go in the barbershop. You see Conan lately? I'm like, hey, man, that's my N-word.

12:09Yeah.

12:13Come on, Sona, how many times have you been looking for me and I've been at the barbershop? Oh, yeah, so many times. Just shooting the shit. Hanging out. Getting a nice fade. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yes, that's you. I need a fade. I need to fade so badly You should go like to Philadelphia Where they do the linings You haven't had facial hair in a long time No I shaved it off Yeah I had a beard for a while And then I shaved it Will Ferrell actually said Shave it or I'm coming on the show And I'll shave it And I didn't shave it so he came on the show Brought a barber chair and shaved me And it was hilarious And then I thought once Will Ferrell shaves you You can't go back No, that's it.

12:55That's it. So I was done after that. But I have to say, the other thing that has always impressed me is you have such amazing style. You really have. I mean, even the hat you're wearing right now. Oh, fantastic. These are fun. These are fun. This is a good friend of mine. This guy, James Keith, the company is named Keith James. But he, you know, he came up with this red bottom hat like a few years ago. And it was me and Floyd Mayweather. We kind of jumped on early and then everybody, you know, It's a very popular hat, the red bottom hat. So this is cool. You can go and grab it. That's a very cool looking hat.

13:31I don't think I could pull it off. I think you have to be able to pull it off. And when I put a hat on, I look like a child that stole his father's hat. That's what it looks like. You know what I mean? It just does. And I've got a massive head. So even a big hat looks like a yarmulke on me. Which you can relate to, Mr. Schaefer. Of course. Of course. But, you know, it's amazing because I'm curious, that was something you were interested in even as a young man, as a kid, you were very interested in style. Yeah, yeah. You know, I grew up in a small town in Missouri, Carothersville, Missouri. But my mother, who was probably, you know, I guess in her generation, was one of the first people to kind of go away to college and then come back.

14:13And so she, you know, she didn't know how to do the order from the catalogs. And, you know, so people would normally shop at the little local store in town. But my mother would be like, you know, ordering from magazines. And so very early on, I can remember having like nice outfits when I go to school, third, fourth grade, like people would know me for my clothes. And so it's not like like today's generation where you got to have like the top thing, you know, like everybody like you go. You got to have Jordans or these shoes. it's just like you just wanted to have something different than the other kids yeah and so I think that became you know a part of like my identity for sure and then coming from St.

14:53Louis that was another thing too like Midwest was very I remember like my family would dress up on Saturday mornings to do nothing like you would go by you like where are you going nowhere just full flared beautiful outfits on and that was kind of the way like people love to show off their clothes so so I think I brought that to the stage uh and it was good because I think very like right after me the you know the kind of jeans and t-shirt thing became very popular and I kind of like that I'm not that I treat going on the stage more like a professional yes yeah I always like even to this day if I'm doing I'm on stage I like to put on a tie and sometimes I'm wearing it with a jean jacket but i'm wearing a tie because i like to create the difference between it's like if you get up at the altar or something in church yeah you you want to have a little bit of that feeling of separation that i i'm dressing up to go do this thing that's very important to me and you have to show it in very small ways um but you know i i didn't get i didn't realize how much clothes could influence a person.

16:04I had no clothes. I was nude for years. But it wasn't until I was in my late 20s. I was going to know Brian. Then shrieks. Shrieks. He's not wearing anything. I can see his veins. Here, take my yarmulke. Cover that thing up. Cover your other head. so i was i was uh no but it's true that i i didn't have a sense and i remembered uh getting some important gig and going and needing a suit and going out and buying like a nice suit and i put it on when i was in my late 20s before i owned like a really nice suit and i remembered thinking this makes me feel better about myself oh definitely it it and uh it it was as much for me is for anybody else.

16:55And I think when you get up on stage and you know, you want to, I don't know, you want to feel like you look good. It helps anything. You'll take anything that will help a little bit. No, definitely. That's so important. And I don't think people would like take that into account anymore. Like, cause it's just really a world where you can just show up with whatever you got on and everybody's just like, it's all about the artists, which is fine, you know, but I say that same thing. I remember when those like soup warehouse places kind of came on you can get like three suits for a hundred bucks or whatever yeah and i used to like um sell fax machines like i used to sell uh like uh the rico fax machine and i remember having one of those suits and i lucked up and got one like a a zanuti or some some brand that felt like it was like oh this is really italian right but i remember that particular suit made me feel extremely aristocratic.

17:50Like, I was like, oh, the laugh changed. I did that laugh, actually. Oh, guys, come on. Yeah, anybody can get a message from you. Like, just put this in there. This is going to be the thing for the next seven decades. You'll, uh... The fax is never going away. It's never going out. You're going to need this. Trust me. You can own this forever, fam. you were a claims adjuster for state firms insurance oh yeah yeah yeah yep that was uh and that was that were you good were you a good claims adjuster no no no let's just get that out there and and you know in case anyone's trying to hire you let's get that out there now in a rental car yeah you know which is probably the kind of stuff i would do i would just i would just like i was i was like one of those claims adjusters like you give me any hard luck story i'm like Okay, sure.

18:43That makes sense. To the point that one year... A mummy stole your house. Yeah, of course. I get it. It's been a rash. Trust me, I see it all the time. I haven't seen it. I got files stacked up over here. You're good. But people would start to come to me around prom and graduation time and have these made-up accidents so that I can get them rental cars for their kids to drive. So, you know, and I knew that's what was going on. So I'm like, oh, you know, somebody ran into me at the grocery store. I'm like, okay, got it. We'll say that your car needs a two-day thing, and go ahead. Rent the Cadillac for the door.

19:31I know what you're doing. I'm going to give you an upgrade. Thank you. It's prom. Yeah, State 4 was like, yeah no not cool but I was able to do that for a while that was a fun kind of professional gig where you did learn all the differences between people's personalities because car people are exactly kind of who you think they are like Corvette people are the super the best you can't tell a Corvette person anything they drive a Corvette yeah you're like we didn't have ferraris in in in you know inst louis so that was rare if i met a ferrari person i would be in awe yeah to this day i've never driven any of those fancy cars really i've never driven a ferrari or a lamborghini or a bugatti or any of those i don't even know what it's like to drive one i don't know that i've been in one yeah i've been i had a ferrari for uh I had a Ferrari for like maybe a couple of months.

20:36It just, it kept breaking. It was weird. I don't know. I felt like I had a lemon or something. So I didn't really keep that one. And then I got in a Lamborghini one time and, you know, it's so low. It's just really wasn't made for, you know, the brothers of my girth. So it was quite embarrassing. It's like you pull up in a$300 ,000 car and then got to do some kind of drop and roll.

21:05alrighty the valet is like yes yes 9.8 once I put the gas in I'm waiting until everybody else leaves before I get in they should have tailors for cars they should have people that you want a Ferrari I'll make you a Ferrari you know and they measure you and then they get you that slightly wider rounder Ferrari I love Giuseppe I love Giuseppe. That's who's making the Ferrari. Oh, you're like a Ferrari. You're like a Ferrari. Oh, I make you a Ferrari. Giuseppe, thank you. Thank you, Giuseppe. Are you Mr. Entertainer anything? Of course.

21:51A lot of us listen to comedians and watch comedians when we're younger and we get, we sort of start to zone in on different people. who was it for you when you're a young man or a late teen or whatever what do you who are you watching who are you listening to well the key i mean who's the couple of figures that really pop for you probably the most um you know prevalent for foremost one is the late robin harris um that's who i kind of really decided you know that i can do comedy i emulated him he was just It was a regular dude that was funny. So he came off like a like an uncle or a cousin. Right.

22:28And it became a delivery. Now, of course, I loved Eddie Murphy. And then Richard Pryor would be one of your first one of my first introductions because, you know, my uncles would be playing the albums and you would listen and hear it. And so, of course, those guys were one. Eddie Murphy was just extremely the most talented person ever. You know, he could sing. He would do sketches. He could do stand up. He was just like, oh, man, this the dude. But he was definitely a superstar from the very beginning. So, you know, again, coming from St. Louis, you just don't see yourself as that dude. Like for whatever reason, he's like, he's a star.

23:02He's from New York. That's another thing to climb to. But Robin Harris was from Chicago and he would come on stage just like as a regular dude, like your uncle, your cousin. I was like, oh, if you could do it like that then. So he became the person I kind of based like why I can do comedy. and then really took the steps to move forward because I saw him do it, and he became my favorite. And you were, I think, if I know the story correctly, you go to a comedy club, and the guy, and it was in maybe Texas, and the guy working the comedy club or booking it is Steve Harvey. Yes. And that's how you guys met?

23:41Yes. So you went there, and you basically said, can I get up on stage? And they said you have to go talk to Steve Harvey. yeah it was actually i was in dallas to do a different club and when i got there uh i was the opening act and it was a new ownership and he was like well i don't i don't use you know uh non-local opening act sorry and i was like what like bro i drove 10 hours i was supposed to you know i was supposed to make 350 dollars for 19 or 17 shows i don't know how you know they would just abused you back then. Come do 11, do 14 shows and we'll give you$300. Alright, thank you. And half a milkshake.

24:23Don't ask where the other half went. Do not. Has this been opened? Hey. None of your fucking business. Do you want it or not? You're like, sorry. I'm thirsty. But Steve was starting his own little comedy night at a a bar club kind of situation. And he had had a couple of weeks where he was killing it. I knew, knew of him. He was like the big name of a comedians that was out. And so I went there and, you know, it was one comedian that, that introduced us, you know, just via like, Hey, you need to hear about this guy. And he, and he told me about Steve. So I was like, yo, I know this guy. And he was like, Oh yeah, yeah.

25:03Come on in. And it just so happens that the headliner that week was not doing well. And so he was like, you think you can handle this crowd? And he said, I'm going to put you on stage to do five minutes. And so I went up and I killed it. And he just told me if I come back every night, if this guy doesn't do well, I'm going to put you on stage. And so that's, I never really hoped for somebody to do bad, but man, you're talking about Juju. I like come like every night and just look at that guy like.

25:36Oh God, a fail jokes and punchlines. isn't that a terrible feeling because we've all had we've all had it i like to think i'm a good person but we've all been in those situations where we're like please please fail exactly it was so bad but but it was it was one of those situations where steve and i became very close from that and because he i ended up going and doing well he gave me a couple hundred bucks to get home and then they brought me back to headline like a few months later and so and then our relationship started from there so we just end up being friends and you guys have been tight for ever since ever since that was that was probably late 90s and is it true you guys vacation together you'll go what's that like what's it like when you two just hang out on a beach well you know steve has definitely became a super fashion person now so now it's like too much anxiety of me trying to figure out what my outfits are gonna be it used to be just like cool me and buddies but like now he's like become some fashion icon and so like like i can't even be near him without like having my drip right like i'm like so it's like the whole time before the vacation it's like okay does these shorts go with that what shoes should i i'm not gonna go also you're looking out the window with binoculars what's he wearing what's he wearing I don't want to show up at dinner I don't want to clash I don't want to match is that a cape is he is that a flowy cape what is going on like this dude is like killing the game man so so but no but we usually golf laugh a lot you know you know just have a good time you know he he he's he can gamble too and I'm not much of a gambler but usually whenever I'm gambling with Steve, I make money.

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27:27So that's the only time that I like to kind of go because he'll be like, you know, he plays cards and he'll show me like, do this, do this. And I'm like, oh, cool. I just won. But I would never do it on my own. Like I'm not a gambler. I'm not either. But if I'm around someone, I just tell them, please tell me what to do. Yeah, exactly. And if it goes badly, I have someone to hate, which makes it work out. Yeah, I like had it. I had some the last trip we were in the Bahamas together. And I actually when I was leaving, I had like maybe like$3 ,000 worth of chips in my pocket and totally forgot. So it was like, what did I do with this?

28:01So I looked like a big timer because I was just like giving people chips on the way out, you know, man. Thanks, bro. Except for the bags, my man, take that. Here you go. Here you go, customs agent. Yeah, don't look in that bag, all right? But here you go. It's not a bribe, my friend. It's just a chip, but take it over there. has he uh i i would think the one thing i think of when i when i steve see steve now it's always family feud i see him doing family feud and and the one thing i worry about is that doing a gig like that over and over and over again would just would like start to get to your mind you know what i mean i worry sometimes like it would yeah exactly i don't know that just over and over and over again doing the family feud would would change five appetizers before your order Let's go Let's get it on here Let's get it on Go on and sound Come on up here Give it to me Buffalo wings Buffalo wings Number two French fries French fries Let's give it to me Caesar salad Then you give him one That clearly disappoints him Yeah Stewed tomatoes Stewed tomatoes Oh hell no I know that ain't up there.

29:24You know he's doing that when he... You know if you wake him up at three in the morning, that's what he's like. That's how he wakes up. Yeah, and the survey says... You can't ask him a question without it being phrased. Yeah, that's probably so true. And they do a lot of them at once, too. That's the other thing. Like, when they shoot those shows, they block them. So you're right. I think in that period of time It just gotta be in your head because You're doing like a hundred Sometimes they do like a hundred and six Shows in a matter of like three months So just day every day like Popping them off like And then change suit and act like okay now it's Christmas time Even though you're shooting it in July You know you just keep going and going and going We should do the podcast that way We should do like 30 a day Cedric you gotta go We got someone else coming in in eight seconds you're just stacked up like planes on the airport yeah just the amount of guests that you have I don't even know what I'm doing I start to forget who's who who's the pilot that's moving on asking people the wrong questions asking them the wrong questions I got my barista coming up next and it's just the guy from today not my regular barista it was a random stop and I told him to come on this show just get in there Get in there and talk.

30:45You know coffee? Go, go. I ordered a latte. What's in a latte anyway? What's in a latte? Why latte? Why is the name? Seems weird. It seems lazy with coffee as opposite. When you look at it, latte, you know. Thought it was supposed to get me up. Okay, get the fuck out of here. I'm done with you. Thanks a lot for nothing. Who's next? It's a revolving world. No, it's director Werner Herzog. Get in here, Werner. This is madness. This is insanity. Shut up, Werner. I got to ask you about a friend of yours, Tracy Morgan, because he's a friend of mine as well. And I just, I know you've worked with him on The Last OG.

31:23And it's just, he's this guy who I, if Tracy wasn't famous, I couldn't explain him to anybody. Is that right? I just talked to Tracy the other day. So I called him just on some random, hey, bro, checking in, you know. He just goes like you've been having a conversation. Said, it don't make no sense, you know. it's just the way that it is you know

31:53yeah yeah you know you gotta i agree i agree i agree 100 that's a lot of money for fish yeah what oh he's oh he's really into the fish oh he's into the fish the fishes are crazy i'm telling you this is a true story well during uh covid when everyone was we were doing the interviews and uh you'd be people would be on zoom and i'm talking to him and he's talking and being crazy and that's crazy enough just trying to talk to the man is insane talk to tracy morgan have a conversation with him is insane and then a barracuda swam behind him and i was like what the and he was like that's my fish tank and it's not a fish tank it's a fish tank the size of this studio that's in his house.

32:39Yes. And it's got sharks and barracudas. It's like he's a James Bond villain. You know what I mean? You look up and it's like groups of kids doing field trips through there. It's a very odd thing. Like it's such a big fish tank in someone's house. You're like, is that Wild Card Academy kids? Who are these kids? Why do they have uniforms on? Like, and the fish have names. And they're usually rarer than just what you say. It's not just a barracuda. It's some crazy, unique barracuda that he's found off the shores of Seashell or somewhere. It's like, you're like, what? He's like, yo, that's Myron.

33:26That's my man's right there. Yeah, it's Myron. He's a barracuda. He's a barracuda, but he get everybody pregnant. He'd get all the fish pregnant.

33:41Who was it? He was on the podcast. He did a podcast in New York City, and he came on, and I hugged him when he came out, and he smelled. I got a thought. He had this powerful cologne on. I'm like, what is that? And he said, it's jupe. And you know what? He holds it for a long time, and he looks at the whole crowd, and he just was telling us, jupe. It's jupe. And he made half the segment about jupe. and Jupe was delighted because no one's talked about Jupe in a long time but he gets into something you can barely get that in the middle of the mall nowadays they sent us a crate he sent you a bottle it's a classic it's one of those ones like Corus and Jupe and Lagerfeld those were the ones we grew up on smelling great and groovy obsession I put a little on and didn't say anything, and I went home to my wife.

34:38Yes. Come on, man. No, it didn't go well. Of course not. She made me check into a hotel. You're not a cologne guy. I'm not a cologne guy. I have my own odor that's tough enough. I smell like onions and fear. It's a nice combination. Oh, the combination. That's what people don't know. It's like mixing colors in the crayon box. It's great. it's great onions and fear come out you know i heard you say once which i really liked you were talking about how um with the exception of that guy who you needed to knock out in order to uh get your start in show business that is a rare exception for you because you you don't root against other comedians you're happy for them to do well because your theory has always been you know it's like that that concept that a rising tide lifts all the boats yeah you're rooting for other people to do well.

35:32You think it's going to expand the space. Uh, for sure. I think, you know, I mean, cause you know, creativity is, is definitely that, like if you're around creative people, I mean, just like this vibe, you know, the energy lifts up, you start saying things or doing things that you would never have thought of before. So, you know, it's great to be around like people that are, that, that, that they can be young or older, but they bring in a good vibe and good energy. Then, you know, that's usually going to, inspire you to to go higher you know so that's why i like that that's why i kind of love that attitude of like when people are killing it or they bring something new to the game or something like that you're like yo let's go i like that yeah yeah i think that's a great attitude uh i'm gonna pretend to have the same attitude i like it no no i actually i really do i i like to root for people and it's and it's just like the in the time that i've known kevin hart he went from being you know this guy that would come on our show to uh he's i think he's basically has the gross national product of like a fairly well-to-do country now you know like he's like it's he's everywhere he's in every commercial he's in every single commercial and they just switch out what he's holding he doesn't even know they take out one credit card and they put a different one in uh but he has such a positive energy and i get i always get energized when i'm around him yeah because it's coming from a good place he just oh he this is what he loves he's and that's what's so great i think that a lot of people too like kevin literally is one of those people like you go uh you know he's the same person as when you kind of knew him back when yep you know even though he's like extremely successful and really rich he really is very approachable and and regular dude and he'll go right into wait what did you say that's bullshit Like he's right there and connected.

37:26Yeah. He starts giving me shit about like what I'm wearing immediately in this very friendly, in touch way. Whereas we all know people that have hit it and then something happens. It's like they go behind a bubble forms around them. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, it seems to be less of that, I guess, probably nowadays with, you know, with social media, the opportunity where people kind of know you a little bit more. But I think you're right. I think that it used to be being a star meant you had to be a little more reclusive. You had to give off this persona of I'm kind of other than, you know, I'm a little bit more than the average person.

38:04But now I think, you know, if you do that to somebody, you know, like at a damn Starbucks, then, you know, you big time them. Then, you know, they can light you up all day, you know, and next, you know, it just starts a wave. You're like, no, I just didn't see you. You know, I had my sunglasses on or whatever, but, you know, I think you got to, you got to protect yourself as a human being. Like, you know, I was always one when my kids were little and I was a stickler for, you know, like making sure that people understood I was with my children. Like, let's try to get at some, get at some merit, guys.

38:37Like, it's not that I don't want to take pictures with you or, you know, but, you know, I'm with my little kids. Right. You know, I'm not going to. I find that mostly people respect that. Yeah. For the most part. And if they don't, that's telling you something about them. It's about them, right? Exactly. You're the target. So that's the hard thing, you know, until I turn that target on you. Jesus, what happened to you? You totally switched. You all right? You off your meds? Yeah. You know, I was curious about something because you've done clearly, you love getting out in front of a crowd and doing stand-up, but you've also had this success with The Neighborhood, which is now going into its sixth, I think it's sixth season now, which is you think about it for a television show sitcom to go six seasons and and be chugging along and doing well that's an achievement how do you feel about that process the process of okay we're going to work on it for a week and then we're going to shoot it which is very different very different from i'm going to get up on stage this is all me 100 i've some i've sometimes found i just love to be me yeah and then what if i'm in a situation where they say okay we're going to change it so that you have to behave yourself, enter and hit your mark.

39:48I realize, Oh, I'm a chimp. I'm a chimp on some kind of cocaine. I'm not supposed to do that. Yeah. You know what? I mean, there's something that, you know, it was definitely a part of my kind of like trajectory. Like, so, you know, like coming up when, when I did it, that was the goal as was to get a sitcom. So I got, you know, I was able to be on a Steve Harvey show pretty young in my career and then, was able to do a lot of television afterwards. So I actually loved that process. And getting to a show like The Neighborhood, being on a major network and having a great cast, that's the other thing.

40:24Everybody's super pros. They came from other shows to Sheena and Max and Beth and even the two young sons, Sheen and Marcel. I have to say Max is an off-the-charts performer. I used to see him on New Girl and he's just Just brilliant. Yeah, yeah. And he's a kind person and funny and easygoing and just keeps life simple. That's what's really so wonderful. So we actually operate in that space. So, you know, to be able to take a script and then, you know, shape it and tell the story of these two neighbors getting to know each other and becoming friends and what happens, it's been a blessing, man.

41:06So I really appreciate that, you know, the show works, you know, that people tune in each week. and that we get to do it and that the network is behind it. They're pushing for it. I'm ready to get back to work as soon as the strike over. It's also about something. It's about something that we need to keep talking about. I don't mean to find comedy in it, I think, is much more powerful than lecturing people or talking about people of different races living in the same neighborhood. and how are they, how is it all being worked out? And what are the issues? And without being preachy, just being funny.

41:47Yeah, yeah, that's the truth, man, because I think that's when the show first, you know, when it first came to me, that was kind of like the idea. And, you know, we were, we definitely went through a phase where this idea of race separation and sexuality, you know, who, you know, people felt like they had to draw these hard lines in the sand if you were this or you were that and it was like no people are humans and like what if that person was your neighbor you would have a totally different feeling about some in which we do usually you know when it comes to sexuality or if somebody your friend and you work with them every day or you live next to them or they married into your family somehow you don't look at them as some big group of people you look at that person you already know if you're sharing space with them if you're breaking bread with them if you're asking them can i use your garden hose because minds split, it's going to, then suddenly everything is quite different.

42:41Exactly. And I think that, you know, a lot of times we kind of like get put in these, like these barrels of groups and people feel like they have to define themselves by the group, you know? And I think that's the idea to show is to show like the humanity and the people. And then, you know, of course we think we have group think, but then we kind of, we all are these individuals and inside that is where the relationships are. And so let's build from there, you know? So I think that that's really been the fun part of the show, some of the things that we try to attack. We're both married on the show.

43:14We both have kids. We're homeowners. We're trying to figure it out. His wife is more the breadwinner, so he's got that kind of thing that we have to kind of figure out, like what's that story we're telling there, and how life has changed where it used to be one way, and now your wife can be the breadwinner in the family. does that make you less of a man like these kind of things and so we have a we we have those kind of things that we've been able to have fun with like you say to not be preachy about it just tell tell a good funny story and then be like all right that was worthy so let's talk about because this is you tell we've been talking a little bit about how you make these jumps because you clearly like to try things you like to you know expand uh your you know your abilities and say like okay what can I try now, you, you write a book fiction.

44:06Okay. And what's cool about it is it's not at all what I expected because I don't even know what I expected, but first of all, I think, okay, it's going to be your life story. No, it's not. It's a, it's a, it's a book of fiction. And then I think, okay, it'll be about a comedian who, nope, nothing like that. It's incredible, flipping boxcars and it takes place in 1948. Yeah. And it really feels like you know this world. You really know these people. And the language, I mean, the terminology you're using, because I love 1940s, 1930s, 1920s slang. I just love it. And I love to use it. I love people not to know what I'm talking about.

44:53But in this one, people are really using what sounds like very legitimate, real language. Tell us a little bit about the story. Yeah. So this is the story about loosely based on my grandfather, who I'd never met. But, you know, I would hear these stories from my mother and my uncles and relatives. And my grandfather passed before I was even born. And yet, you know, as I started to like kind of come on my own rise, I would actually get these, I'll call them machinations, but be like daydreams of him, like very vividly, you know, doing things like I could see the suit he had on and what he would say in a certain situation.

45:32And so, you know, I would just jot them down sometimes. And so that really became the basis of this book, because some of these some of these stories are based off real things. And then what I decided to do was create a fictional tale around the 4th of July in 1948 of him on this caper to try to make it, you know. And it takes place in in your Caruthersville, Missouri, in your hometown, real town where I grew up. This is after World War II. Yeah. And the central character is Babe Boyce. That was my grandfather's real name. That's what they called him. His name was Floyd Boyce, but everybody called him Babe.

46:11And he was known as Babe Boyce, and he was like a famous gambler. And this was like dice, but it would be likened to the way we know poker players today, like famous poker players. Right. But back then, if you threw dice, you were known. And he was one of those guys. He was a businessman. He was a bit of a gangster. He was a civic man for the, like the black side of town. You would go to him and he would, you know, he would know how to get people's gas turned on and, you know, get a fire truck over to the city side of the town. Like he was just a mover and a shaker like that. These were real stories that I would hear about.

46:49And then I just kind of told it as this fictional tale. So it's funny because it revolves around this Fourth of July celebration. And you talk about all these things that really that you've seen. There was like a greased pole that people were trying to climb. And I'm thinking like, this didn't happen in Brookline, Massachusetts. Yeah. I don't think this is true. It didn't happen in my neighborhood. Yeah. Those were the kind of, you know, those are the kind of carnival, fair carnival games, you know. But the greased pole, like you would slide up a greased pole and you would win. and it was like one guy that was the hero.

47:24Like, and his family is kind of legendary down there, the Agnews. And so, you know, this guy always could win. Like, he could climb up this pole faster than anybody, but it would be a greased pole, a real contest. That was his claim to fame. Hey, come on. Somebody had to be the guy. You know, he had a big banner out in front of his home. Home of the Agnew, greased pole champion. You know, you ride faster. When he would walk into the bar, the piano player would stop. Everything would freeze. Yeah, like watch it. It's Greasy Paul Johnson. So I love this. There's a glossary of terms in the book. And my favorite one is the term for a blowhard or a braggart, a guy who talks a lot, is a gumbeater.

48:10And I thought, oh, I'm a gumbeater. I'm a guy who I don't have any other skill. I really don't think I have any skill other than I'm a gumbeater. I come in here and I just flap these gums and I keep going until I hit something and then people go, here's your cookie and they kick me out of here. Yeah, man. And you can bring it back and I think once people know you as a gum beater, Conan, you can embrace it, you know? Like you can be the head of the association, you know? Alright everybody, quiet down! Settle down everybody! Everybody's beating their gums. Hey! Come on! I know you're all very good at this, but come on!

48:52we've had nine meetings of gum beaters and we haven't agreed on anything i haven't got a warning ass way like all the gum beaters are just talking you know what i love i love this one to take a nap is to collar a nod isn't that great i'm gonna go collar a nod i don't get it what do you mean i'm gonna go collar a nod grab a nod not okay yeah i get it now i'm sorry you You gotta get outside more. Yeah. You gotta hang with me and Cedric. We know what's going on out there. You guys know what's up. Oh, these new generations. They don't know shit. Call or a nod. You gotta do it. Jelly or jelly roll is sex.

49:30I knew that. Come on. Come on, everybody. Yeah. That's back vogue. Yeah. Bones or dice. Hey, I need some jelly roll tonight. I've been beating my gums all day. Oh, wow. And then I call it a nod, and now I'm ready for some jelly roll. Okay, wait a minute. Wait, this isn't good? Yeah, that's crossed the line. I crossed the line? I said I was beating my gum and beating my gum. And now I'm ready for some jelly roll. Okay, I think I did this wrong. Cedric, why did you give me these terms? Why did you write this book? You've ruined my life. That made me laugh so hard. That's funny. a stroker i love this as a player who makes overly complicated bets and causes dealers to work harder unnecessarily usually pissing them off that is so specific yeah that's like you know this is the guy that's like yo give me give me four on the hard eight but take the two down move that time move that move that nickel to the two take this two i'm gonna take a i'm gonna take the the yo on the come out but i'm gonna move this to the pass line you're like i've seen this too like you have yeah in vegas you're like yo that's a lot bro like i don't even know what's going on right now like you know so and also the poor dealer just burned more calories and wasted more time for this guy's nickel you know whatever it's ridiculous yeah and then he's gonna lose it all on one stroke and just curse everyone out after that well i love i i just i I think it's very cool that you've written this and it's, and then it's a caper.

51:03It's a real story because main character, I won't give, I don't want to give away too much, but he gets in some trouble and he needs to come up with a lot of money or he's in real trouble. And then that's where the fun begins. Yeah, exactly. And I wanted, I love that. You know, I was really inspired by the Walter Mosley books. Those like devil in a blue dress and you know, that, that, that character right there, the fearless Jones. He has a couple of characters that I love that kind of writing that, you know, that film forties film, new war energy. And you know, it's just like a regular guy doing something and out of nowhere, he's in the middle of something super crazy.

51:42And that's, that, that's what we did here. So, you know, he's got a regular life that he does that, that is, you know, in between the lines of good and bad, like being a good dude. And he makes a choice that puts him in deep. And now he has to kind of like, again, like he's always been pretty much lucky as a gambler. He has to fight himself out of it. And so the caper just digs him in a hole and it's so much fun. And we, you know, I just had a good time weaving the story. Yeah. How long did it take you to do this? It was over a year. It took a while, you know, you know, because, you know, I had a great co-writer, you know, who, you know, helped me kind of like take my ideas and then formulate this thing.

52:22So Alan Eisenstock, great dude. And we we we kind of like locked in with each other. And that's when it became, you know, it became just this fun idea. We just took our time and made sure we did exactly what we wanted to do. Like I had it in my head. But, you know, of course, you know, the formula of writing a novel. I'm not a novelist. So, you know, but I think of stories very vividly. So that's how that's. So we also killed it. Rule number one is always write what you know, and you know Caruthersville, Missouri, and you know this 4th of July weekend, and you really know these people. So you knocked rule number one out of the park.

53:02You didn't write a story about, it's Mars. The year is 3075. Yeah, no space odyssey. That's the next book. Yeah, same character. Gambling. on sea. Welcome to Mars. Yeah, hi. You got any jelly roll around here? Oh, you gum flapper, you. You are making us uncomfortable with your crude references to sex. Well, the book is, the novel is flipping boxcars. And I have to say, I was just delighted that you could come in. You are such a funny guy and always, always killing me and just such a great force. You are a force. Yeah, man, always, same thing, man. Always fun to be around you many years, you know, back in New York days and then when you came out here, you know, just so, so just always fun to be around you, man.

54:02You're a fun dude. And, you know, like I say, I think that that really works. So it's weird that you don't have a lot of friends, Conan. It's really, Cedric, if you hung out a bit, you'd see. I can hold it together for an hour. But no one in this room is questioning why I don't have a lot of friends. It just gets real quiet. Yeah. Well, I'm going to go. You know, it's a bad sign. In the middle of a podcast. You know, it's a bad sign when people who work for me just start to walk away during the podcast. What happened, Conan? Where'd they all go? Yeah. Yeah, I kind of ran out of gas there. Yeah.

54:40No. Hey, man. Definitely. All right. And just work me into a cameo on your show. Whenever, when the strike is over, I'll come back. Cause you've dealt with, you know, white people, but you haven't dealt with a really white guy. Like a guy who's super white. Yeah. Like so white that white people are scared of him. What is going on? Is he okay? Yeah. Like what's happening? Yeah. We actually, I actually went. We're going to have to move.

55:10We were shooting in Haiti and all these kids gathered around me and they were touching my arms in Haiti. And remember, and they were looking at the freckles on my arms. And then one man was just staring at me and I said, what are you looking at? And he said, I want to know if you are well. He thought I was sick. I'm like, I'm not sick. I guess I am. I guess I'm kind of sick. Anyway, Cedric, thank you so much for stopping by. you bring joy wherever you go and uh and i'm excited for your book yeah thank you man pre-ordering go to you know go go and get it now flipping box cars check it out check it out man all right definitely brother

55:59it's been a while but you remember we used to listen to voicemails from people that would call in and we'd answer their questions? Yes, back in olden times. Yeah. Well, we don't have any today. And that's kind of what we're going to talk about. Okay. Our system for collecting voicemails has failed us. What? And now we have a brand new phone number. Wait, I have a, first of all, how long has this been going on for and why wasn't I made aware? It's been going on for a while. What kind of shitty organization do we have here? Oh, a shitty one. Okay. Oh, there. Oh, of the shitty ones, this is the shittiest.

56:31I'm just curious, have people been trying to leave messages and they couldn't? I believe they either couldn't or we couldn't retrieve them because it had something to do with us leaving an old network that we used to belong to and changing companies. Is it possible that people have been leaving messages out there for us and we haven't been getting them? It's possible. That's terrible. In fact, I'd say it's likely. That's awful. I feel badly what if people were really needing us or needing our help the number just got disconnected people have not been leaving messages that we haven't returned you're killing the drama oh i'm gonna shut up no no blay i'm glad no no cut this no no no don't cut it supposed to be dramatic don't cut it that that's actually good information for me to have because it would kill me if people were leaving us messages i have a need to please blay i'm glad you grabbed the mic in your hawaiian shirt and told us.

57:24I mean, it's got flowers on it. And not every flowered shirt is a Hawaiian shirt. He's right. Thank you. No, sorry, Jerry Garcia. I didn't. Maybe it isn't a Hawaiian shirt. But no, sorry. Just I don't mean to kill the drama. I hope you can get the band back together. You guys were really grooving there for a while. I am glad. And stop telling us what we can cut and can't cut. We're going to leave this all in. Okay. People need to know what a stumble bum you are. I'm sorry. Anyway, don't worry. No messages were left that you don't know about. it just, the numbers doesn't exist. It failed a long time ago and no one did anything about it.

57:56I mean, there are messages that the listeners don't know about because I would say one out of every 50 ,000 is usable. Oh. Yeah. That's a terrible thing to say. Why? Well, they're just sometimes raving lunacy on there. And I'm not even joking. Well, wait a minute. Maybe my father's in trouble.

58:17But maybe we should talk about some tips for the listener because we have a new phone number. Oh, we've got a new number. That if you want to get your voicemail on the podcast, here are some tips. Yes. You can talk about how. We have tips? Well, I could think of a few. Okay. Yeah. First of all, should we read the number and then we'll read it again? Yes, I'll read the number. If you want to contact us or if you're a raving lunatic that wants to scream into the void, call 669-587-2847. That number again, 669-587-2847. Okay. keep it concise keep it friendly keep it fun those are my tips you know what I'm gonna guess I'm gonna guess that anyone who was calling and leaving angry insane messages I think your tips probably gonna change their mind oh oh Gourley I can say you don't want me to call and yell under the phone anymore about the spaceman and the dragon in my ass best not call that number then I'll try it again hello how are you I'm an Aries curious what sign you guys are your little tips will do no good I thought we could also because Sona's going to leave the outgoing message oh I am we can just do that right now and listeners can hear it and then we'll take that and we'll use it yeah let's use it uh Sona five four three two hey you you called us and this is why are you giving me the phone number So you can say it.

59:50But they called the number to get to the voicemail. Right. You're just congratulating them that they got it right. Hi, you called this number and you heard a dial tone. Not a dial. You heard the beep and then you're leaving a message. Keep it concise. Keep it concise. I'm friendly. And friendly. Say your name. Say your name. Hey, you might hear your message on the podcast. and we will get back to you as soon as we can. No, we're not going to get back to them. Are we going to get back to them? This is the worst outgoing message I've ever heard. This is, I think, the worst outgoing message in the history of the world.

1:00:28You know, when you tell me to do something like this, it gets me very nervous. I forgot Sona's personal little quirk is that if you give her a task, she's terrible! Thank you for calling. All right, well, listen, reach out to us. 669-587-2847 that number again 669-587-2847 leave us a concise message we'll get back to you or we won't get back to you but we might reach out to you through the potosphere Conan O 'Brien needs a friend with Conan O 'Brien Sonam of Sessian and Matt Gourley produced by me Matt Gourley executive produced by Adam Sachs Nick Liao and Jeff Ross at Team Coco and Colin Anderson and Cody Fisher at Earwolf Theme song by The White Stripes Incidental music by Jimmy Vivino Take it away, Jimmy Our supervising producer is Aaron Blair And our associate talent producer is Jennifer Samples Engineering by Eduardo Perez Additional production support by Mars Melnick Talent booking by Paula Davis, Gina Batista, and Britt Kahn You can rate and review this show on Apple Podcasts And you might find your review read on a future episode Got a question for Conan?

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Comedian Cedric the Entertainer feels short, indifferent, sometimes angry about being Conan O’Brien’s friend.


 

Cedric sits down with Conan to discuss working as a State Farm claims adjuster, how Steve Harvey helped launch his career, the human message behind The Neighborhood, and his new novel Flipping Boxcars. Plus, Conan and his team provide tips on getting a voicemail through to the show.


 

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This episode was recorded on 8/10/2023.

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