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30:26Those bean eaters. But he ate and he drank constantly. Yeah. And all he'd eat was like roast beef and Yorkshire pudding. Yeah. And he's drinking and he's power smoking cigars all day long. Mm-hmm. Dies at like 94. Are you serious? Yeah, he lived a really long time. It's not fair. And all these friends of his around him were, you know, saying, Winston, please get a hold of yourself, man. And one of my favorite quotes is Peter O'Toole, one of the greatest actors of all time, late in life. They said, what are you doing now that you've retired like Sir O'Toole? Because he's knighted. And they said, what are you up to these days?

31:12Because you're acting less. What are you doing? And he said, how do you spend your time? And he said, I attend the funerals of friends of mine who took exercise. He's a legendary drinker. Just drank his way through the 60s. Like all those guys. And George Burns cigars till he was like 101 years old. Yeah. So what does that mean? Is it all genetics? Is it just a genetic crapshoot? Yeah, they do. Or should I start doing HGH now and all crazy? You should. Dwayne the Rock Johnson kind of drugs. I should. Oh, that's a myth. It's all pure with Dwayne. He's 75 years old. No, what do I do? All joking aside, I do think it's been shown that the cigarette thing is probably a gene, meaning there are people genetically.

31:59I don't think they've isolated that gene, but there are people who can smoke and they're much less, less, less, less likely to get any kind of lung cancer. My guess is that Keith Richards is like one of those people, you know? It's insane to inhale the combustion of tobacco. Steadily. Steadily. since for you know since 1957 i think keith richard started smoking in the crib and then uh and then and then yeah but he what about all the drinking winston churchill was like he was like jack kerouac he was like glug glug glug glug glug that's another thing too where i think he was drinking throughout the day but not uh no i don't he was not jack kerouac he was not a blackout drunk he was not drinking and um like that he was drinking in a different way he was drinking in this sophisticated English imperialist way.

32:50He was drinking. It's five o 'clock somewhere is his quote. He would drink gin like all day, wouldn't he? I don't, but I don't think he was, I don't think it was glug, glug, glug drinking. That's all I'm saying is, and I also think it helps when you're an imperial power.

33:05When you're, you know, colonialists, they're just, there's something about that system that preserves the organs. It doesn't make any sense. No, everything I'm saying. So should I take over a country? Yes. Should I take over like a small Caribbean island, make a monocrop? Yes. And if you exploit their resources for your good. Cobalt. Yeah, exactly. And then underpay them. Yeah. You can drink all you want. Oh. And you'll live forever. All right. I like the way this is going. I'm off to Papaw, New Guinea. You are an essentially good person, but I keep convincing you to get a hedge fund. Yep. Be a slumlord.

33:45Become a slumlord. Yeah. Eat expired Zoloft. Yeah. And then colonize other countries for your own good. All right. That's all you take out of this thing. I think I heard you say once that it's - Did I answer a single one of your questions? No, but that's not the point of this. Are you sure? Yeah. I was - No, no. You're doing very well. I was anxious. No, no, no. But we, you know, this is my method. Okay. And this is my way of helping you. Okay. By not answering the questions, you're answering the ultimate question. wow yeah incredible that's a fucking trip yeah yeah i own that quote now hashtag conan wrote that um you're howard stern's favorite interview that's got to feel good it does feel good that's got to be that would be my oscar that'd be beyond an oscar i'd still i'd prefer the oscar because if i had an oscar you know what i would do i would i would have it uh bolted to the hood of my car no way people always act kind of coy like oh no it's at home or it's in the broom closet.

34:46No, I would have it mounted on the hood of my car and drive around and then act surprised when people notice it. If I had a Cable Ace Award, I would be doing that. I would duct tape it to the front of my door. I love that you even know what a Cable Ace Award is. I came up through the Cable Ace Awards. Cable Ace Awards raised me. Your mother was the Cable Ace Awards? You suckled at the teat of the Cable Ace Awards? The Cable Ace Awards shaped my worldview, brother. Let me explain to our listeners who are very young and doesn't know what a Cable Ace is. But a long time ago, they had a separate award show for Cable and it was really looked down on.

35:29Like now, HBO just gets the Emmy like anyone else. But back then it was the Cable Ace Awards. And when I first got to LA, I was nominated for a Cable Ace Award and I went to a Cable Ace Award show. And it was my introduction to the world because I was working on an HBO show, but it was back when you got HBO at a, at an, you know, like, I want to watch HBO. Let's go find a motel and check into it. I went to a Cable Ace Awards and just, and I've never been to an award show before. I'm 22. I'm from Boston by way of Ireland and Lebanon, and I'm excited. And I, I'm sitting in the, in the audience and someone came out with a headset and a clipboard and said, ladies and gentlemen, uh, the top of the show, there were a group, the temptations are going to come out or the four tops yeah i forget which but let's say it's the four tops the four tops you're going to come out you're going to sing a medley of their hits they'll be dressed as spacemen they will have uh pretend laser guns the lasers will be added later in special effects when they all in unison point a laser all of you please go oh as if a laser has been fired thank you very much and i was like what and then ladies and gentlemen welcome to the cable ace awards 1985 it's the four tops sugar pie honey oh sugar pie kazoo and we all went sugar pie you don't want to be kazing wow and i thought oh show business is complete embarrassing bullshit it's the most embarrassing i wish i was an attorney i wish i was a tax attorney who worked in a big office tower.

37:10Oh, shit. I'm just sad for everybody. That's insane. That's insane. That was the Cable Ace Awards. And so, you're so much younger than me. How do you even know? That's not true. Yes, it is true. You are 20 years younger than me. No, I don't believe that. Okay. Well, I know I look amazing. I mean, I fucking look amazing. Can you tell people can't see right now, but I'm not wearing a shirt. And my chest is oiled. And it's... that's you should be like my eyes are up here honey

37:44you've i mean you intentionally gained a whole bunch of weight yeah for uh the prior season yes season five season five and then for this season season six i got shredded so when you when you gained you gained a lot of weight i gained 40 i wasn't good at it it was like fluctuating a lot you can see my weight fluctuate throughout the throughout the episodes right and it was it was probably 40 45 pounds it was fun it was awesome it was that was the most fun body modification that was like pizza at night all the pina coladas you could ingest peanut butter and jelly sandwiches at night and then you get really depressed but in the beginning it's fucking awesome but what sucks is i never had i i am older and i never had problems with weight ever i was always skinny and i could always eat whatever i want but after that season i like your fat cells when they expand they um they just go oh i can do that now and now for the first time i have to like watch what I eat and I can't drink as much as I want.

38:57And I, I permanently, uh, jacked myself up. And what do you, uh, and then I got shredded for this season. And then as soon as I wrapped, we wrapped last year, this shooting this season. And, uh, the second I wrapped, I ate like an entire unsliced pizza. And then I went to bed and then I woke back up and then I ate like six bagels. And then I went to Portugal and I drank like 40 gallons of wine. And then it just all went, it all came crashing down. Well, you still look good. You look, I mean, this is, you know, when you came in, I thought like, no, he's looking good. He's looking good. It's a lot more, I'm wearing a lot more sweatpants and a lot less jeans.

39:36That's a sign that I'm a little thick, calling it thick to work. When I take my shirt off, I look like an orangutan about to breastfeed. So very maternal. That's great. Just voluptuous brown. A male orangutan about to breastfeed, which is very rare. Those are the rarest orangutans of all. What I can identify is I think we're both the same this way is I had this great run, right? A crazy high metabolism. Yeah. And I could not. So in my 20s and 30s, and I look at pictures of myself from that era and I was eating like a maniac. Disgusting pig. I have a very clear memory of getting lunch. And this is when I'm at SNL and Dana Carvey's there.

40:21and he's watching me and I order a cheeseburger and french fries I order a chocolate ice cream soda with chocolate ice cream and then when that's done I order a coke and I drink the coke and then when that's done I order an ice cream sundae and he and I'm skinny as a rail and he said how old are you Conan and I said I'm 24 and he went enjoy this enjoy it and so now he's right I flash back to that and go, oh, that's what he was talking about. The metabolism slows down. Yeah, it does. That's why I do cocaine. It speeds things up. Speeds it right up. I smoke a lot. It really helps kill the appetite.

41:07HGH. That'd be great. I have fantasized some about taking a lot of stuff. I want to start doing crazy steroids and stuff. And getting jacked like Carrot Top. I just saw him live. Oh, yeah? For my 40th birthday, I went to Vegas with my friends. And before my friends got there, I just went and saw a show. It was incredible. Yeah. I think people are too mean to him. Yeah, yeah. People were mean to him in the 90s. I thoroughly enjoyed it, and he was a total sweetheart. And he is almost 60, and he's jacked. He's a very nice guy. He's a very sweet guy, but he's crazy jacked. and I thought my fans would just be think it was really funny if I suddenly got jacked yeah they would laugh at it yeah they would and and also um anything I tried to do after that wouldn't be funny yeah yeah that's why I like it all came crashing down like I was in the best shape I'd been since I was like 18 years old but I was like this has no comedic value really and it's only funny in relationship to the previous season because it's such a drastic change but uh as a as a as a life choice like a comedian you can't be you can't be ripped as a comedian also i mean like you have to be it's very hard gross you have to look disgusting it's very i get infuriated when incredibly good-looking people are very funny it enrages me and i'm thinking of like they should John Hamm is really funny.

42:34Oh. And Tim Oliphant is really funny. And they're... Torture. And it enrages me because I think, no, no, no, this was my consolation prize. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the cookie I got. Yeah, come on. Because I was born looking like this. Yeah. You can't give it to him. He can't get the same cookie that I got. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's like that Drew Carey joke. He's the funniest joke. He said these nude paparazzi photos of Brad Pitt leaked where he was naked and he had a huge penis. And he's like, that's not fair. He's like, you can't be that good looking and have a huge penis. He's like, Ron Jeremy, we get it.

43:11Okay. They gave him something as he was headed out the door. Just before they sent him to Earth, they were like, oh, we're sorry. Give him one of these. Elephant trunk. There you go. You feel better now? Kind of. And Drew Carey goes, this guy's so unfair. He's so hot. and he's got such a big cock. And then Drew Carey goes, I'm sitting at home jerking off to a bootleg copy of Precious. This guy's fucking Angelina Jolie.

43:43I know. I'm giving him credit. I know comics get sensitive, but it's an ill joke that he's probably done a bunch of times. Drew Carey's going to come after me after this podcast. He's going to come after you now? He's going to come after me. He has to tape so many of those game shows in a day. He doesn't have time. I love how dirty, have you seen his stand-up live? he's hella dirty oh really yeah yeah yeah because he does the game shows and you can't be dirty on the game shows so it's pent up it's pent up and he says crazy shit it's hardcore it's like a gg allen concert why doesn't he just do it one time on the game show on the game show like that and then just do one where he goes for it and then of course they can't air it but they put it online and they they give everyone a prize in the audience so they're all happy why not because Because we live in a weird puritanical society where we still have standards and practices and censor boards.

44:34And it's like an old school. That's an old school thing. Censorship. Right. You can't say a curse word or it will put a curse on your family. That's a crazy. That's medieval. Right? Yeah. It's less and less. I mean, when I got into it, there really was. I remember having a. You couldn't say hell. I wrote a sketch for Chris Rock. and I remember sitting down with actual people in suits who were saying, all right, let's go through this. This word's out. Really? This word's out, yeah. Like the censors. Yes, yes. Yo, you really met the censors. Oh, they came in and they were like, well, this is out and this is out.

45:10And of course, this is out. That's crazy. But then what was really weird is I would offer replacements that were often worse. And they would say, yes, of course. Because they just wanted to show that they had done. Right, their job. We went in and we did our job and we took this stuff out. So we took out penis and then Conan put in massive cockaroo. All right. Very good. Okay. What's the plan for the rest of the day? What are we doing? Going right back to bed, dude. Face down on my floor. Kitchen floor. Cold tile. Okay. All right. Did I answer any of your questions? I think in a way you answered every question.

45:51Did I? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I thought it was, I mean, you know, Adam, weigh in. I was just, he's, Eric's self-conscious about not answering questions, but this was a delightful conversation. I'm such a fan and I get so excited. You're like Santa Claus. It was a conversation. It was great. This was a conversation. It wasn't an interview. It was a conversation. It was two jazz musicians. You with your stand-up face. Blowing that horn. And me with my piccolo.

46:16We're just feeding it back and forth, you know, and you're wearing sunglasses and I'm wearing a miner's helmet and we're just going for it. Right on, fuzzy duck. Hell yeah. It's three in the morning, the club's empty, but we're just playing because we love to play. Eisenhower's spending my tax dollars on them highways. No way, Jack. Oh, that made me, oh, that reference made me so happy. Oh, fuck. Beatnik references? Beatnik, beatnik. No way, Ike. Not my tax dollar. That's how tame our country used to be. Eisenhower wanted to build highways that connected the states using tax dollars, which really weren't that much.

47:00And some beatniks were mad about it. I'm not playing my bongos till Ike. Till Ike. Ike not.

47:13Oh, that reference made me happy. Yeah. Well, you know what? I wrote that reference during the first Cable Ace Awards. I'm 85 years old. Ladies and gentlemen, the four tops are about to enter. It will look like they're ejaculating, but they're not. Semen will be added later. Pretend to be impressed that they're firing them like lasers. Really happened. You know what? I'm just thrilled to know you. I'm glad to consider us friends, even though you ghost me every time I text. I'm not going to make eye contact, do you? as soon as they hit cut yeah i'm gonna look at the floor and walk out i'm gonna get up when this is over i'm gonna stand up to approach you and say hey i love that that was really fun and uh someone that works for you is going to step in between us and then and then you'll be whisked out of the room no nobody no entourage i have no agent no manager my lawyer is legal zoom.com

48:15uh seriously you know who i stole that joke from in conversation matt graining told me oh really he goes you know i've never had an agent i go yeah he goes i just have a lawyer i go get out of here you've never had he goes i just never got an agent seriously and then he goes yeah and then he goes yeah legal zoom.com you know my favorite thing that i used my memory of matt is when i was on the simpsons he would come in and he would be in his travels around the world he would see when he saw the most horrific, comically horrific bootleg of a Simpsons product. He would buy it and then bring it back to the writer's room to show us.

48:49Not because he was going to pursue any legal action, just because it cracked him up. He loved it. And I don't know, somewhere in Mexico, he found someone had tried to make a wooden replica of Bart Simpson's head and then painted it with shoe polish and was like selling it on the side of the road. And he bought it and he brought it in. and it was Bart, but he looked like he'd been in a horrible accident. And then had a disease that inflated parts of his head, but not other parts. And Matt was like a little kid. He was like, isn't this great? And he kept a big collection of them. I thought, that's cool.

49:25I like that. Yeah, that's the highest compliment you could give Matt. Eric, I want to thank you for being my best friend. Yes. My only friend, really. No, not true. Seriously, keep making things. You make people really happy, and you've got a great loving spirit, and you're crazy funny, and thank you. Thank you for being out there and doing your thing. I appreciate it. The feeling's mutual. Appreciate you. I appreciate you, and let's kiss. Let's finally kiss. Okay. All right. Here I come.

50:00I don't know. That's the sound of me kissing? That's like a squid that got stuck in a blender. That's how I get it. That's my wedding night. Come here, Eliza. It's like Nixon. Nixon eating squid.

50:23Keep going. I think you got a little more meat.

50:38I'm coming in hot today and I'll tell you why. Yeah, you suck. Well, I'm just saying I'm concerned. I'm concerned about the future of this podcast. And I think we need to clear the air a little bit. Here's the issue. The issue is that this potential booking has arisen. And the reason we started fighting beforehand, as I just said, I'm worried, Sona, about this podcast, this booking happening, because there might be some issues. That's all. I'm saying you don't normally talk about bookings on the show before the show happens. Sure. And you don't like talking about potential bookings because you don't want to jinx it.

51:19I know. I know that this goes against my rules, but you also know that I'm a very freeform kind of guy. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. I just... Even Blaze, like, he's wincing. You know that I'm not a control guy. Real Pauly Shore over here.

51:38Dinah Shore, yes. Pauly Shore, no. I don't know. First of all, I've blown who our guest is. Yeah, yeah. Figure out your references ahead of time. Yeah. No, I'm just saying, I happen to know that he crafted his material, Pauly. What I'm trying to say is that I'm very much in touch with the energy around me. I go with the flow. I don't overthink things. And that's, I think, what's made me a household name. Yeah. If you're a fan of the Cone and the Barbarian films. No, I don't know. I don't know who the guy was that you just described. No, no, no. I was talking about the Conan movies. People love those movies.

52:07Anyway, here's what's happening, loyal listeners, or people just tuning in for the first time. There's a potential guest on the horizon. It hasn't been locked down yet, but he wants to do the podcast. And I've interviewed him several times or many times in the past on Late Night Show. I always love him. And the problem is there's someone in this room who's such a super fan that I almost worry about this gentleman's safety and security during the interview. Mine? No. Oh. Just stop being a wise ass for one second. Okay. I want you to accept the fact that there's a maybe 50-50 chance that you will be in a room with Harrison Ford in the near future.

52:49And that he might be a guest on the podcast and you would sit here and participate in that interview. He would be sitting maybe about, I'm going to say that's about a foot and a half from you. We can make that a foot if we really. No, no, no, no. I'm taking the wheels off these rolly chairs. Okay. I don't want you wheeling over to him every second and cuddling. You are a massive James Bond fan, but you also are a fanatic, a Harrison Ford fanatic. Star Wars, you name it. Anything Harrison Ford has done. You saw him in Eugene O 'Neill's Iceman Cometh in the audience. He was there working on a seat that was broken.

53:28But I mean, you are you are obsessed with this man, Harrison Ford. Yeah, he's my favorite actor of all time. He's played, you know, Indiana Jones and Han Solo, two of my favorite characters. He's a carpenter. He's gruff. He suffers no fools. I think you're right. You should worry about this. Yes, I'm glad. Sona, I think you're going to be cool. Oh, I'm going to be cool. Yeah, you're fine. You like you some Harrison Ford. I love Harrison Ford. But you can control yourself. This is uncharted territory. You know, I'm a professional. I've been around major stars my whole life. What? Yeah. You haven't been around major stars your whole life.

54:05My father was a microbiologist. You're also bearing the lead. He's not a professional. What I meant was major stars in the world of microbiology. Oh, right, right, right. Okay, yeah. Yeah, people that have done incredible work on antibiotic resistance. What did you think? I'm sorry. I thought you meant like celebrities, like TV stars and film stars. These aren't celebrities to me. Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. We all have to look out for antibiotic resistance. Okay. Use those antibiotics wisely. But huge names in that field. That's what I was talking about. I'm sorry. I misunderstood you. Do you think you'd be able to get it together if Harrison Ford ends up doing the podcast?

54:35Truly? Yeah. I think when I'm really, really appreciate and revere someone like this, I will probably end up being a little bit more reserved and a little bit more on guard because I really don't want to blow it. Because if I play my cards right, he and I are leaving pals. Oh. Let's spin out this scenario for a little bit. Let's hear it. What do you think happens, Matt? We walk straight down to Chipotle. Oh. We pick out each other's meals for each other. We try to size each other up like, I bet you're one of these guys. Right. And I get him and I nail it. And he's like. What did you get him that nailed it?

55:08I just got him a bean and cheese burrito with some cilantro and a tomato. There's some tomato. Wait, a whole tomato? Well, they cut it up. They cut it up. I thought you took a big chance and said, oh, and Mr. Ford will have a whole tomato on the side. He's going to eat it like an apple. Have you been to Chipotle? What the fuck? He's like a bear. I hope, you know what I'm rooting for? What? I hope that you overstepped the bounds and I hope you blow it in some way that's maybe even catastrophic for this podcast. But I would live off the pure joy of that screw up forever. Challenge accepted. And leash unleashed, I think.

55:50Yeah. Unclicked, I guess. I thought that when I first heard he was a possibility, I thought you would do something to keep me and Matt away from it. That could still happen. I tried. I tried very hard, but he said the only reason that he's doing it is because of you two. Oh! Yeah, apparently. That makes sense. He doesn't even think I'm going to be here. Yeah. I don't know why. That guy's not going to be there, is he? This is my Harrison Ford. Is that your Harrison Ford? I just woke up. It's General Patton. It sounds like Clint Eastwood. I'm going to kill those Nazis. Hey. General Patton. I'm not Patton.

56:22I'm Harrison Ford. No, he is very funny. He's very dryly funny. Very, very funny guy. And in that sense, I think I understand, like, he's not the person you can, you know, be desperate around. So I probably will just clam up because I'm not going to try to make someone who doesn't like fools like me. You know what I mean? Right, right. I'm probably going to be pretty scared. I'm convinced that I will still be needy because that never changes. No, that never changes. I'll do some things that irritate him throughout the interview. On purpose? I think probably, yeah. Yeah. Just to get him going. I'll say I'm, you know, I don't think airplanes are great machines.

57:01I don't think it's a very, I don't think it's a great design and we should probably just, you know, mankind should stop using them. What the hell are you? I mean, I could, so I think that would be one thing. God, he flies planes. Yeah. You need to get into a point, get to a point where you could just like fly someone with him. That's where we're going right after Chipotle. We're going to fly from Chipotle to Chipotle and pick up full tomatoes. You know what you should do? you should convince him just do a lot of reading that you're an avid pilot and then become friendly with him and then take him up and reveal right after liftoff that you've never done this before.

57:37That's like a scene from Temple of Doom. Can you fly? No, can you? What? Oh, God. What? Don't do that when he's here. What? I'm getting it out now. I'm getting it out now. No, there's no getting it out now. I'm getting it out now. That's like a pervert saying, well, I just masturbated once. That should take care of problems. we're all taken care of for all time. I just shot my load. Oh, I'm ready to be a real regular person for the rest of my lifetime. Because we all know demon doesn't regenerate and urges don't return. I'm worried about you now. Well, for other reasons, not about Harrison Ford.

58:20I just shouldn't be out in the world. Too real. And that's also my real speaking voice. I used. whenever we're off mic, I go, how did you guys think it went? Did you like it? While masturbating. Do you think Harrison had a good time? Are you going to be your usual self? Yeah. Okay. Look, Sona, all joking around, you know that I travel in some pretty heady circles. I do. Okay, so what? I'm going to flip out because Harrison Ford's here? No, don't think so. I'm going to be like, hey, HF, you know, which way is the wind blowing? What's up? what's up what's up what's up you don't even do that normally now I'm worried when he comes in we're all going to be trying to play it so cool that like we're not even going to speak to him we'll just talk to ourselves I'm going to smoke the whole time yeah I'm just going to have a cigarette well no it's going to be one of those bubble gum vapes it's going to make a little bubbling sound

59:20and the whole room will smell like watermelon and bubble gum Let me tell you something, Harrison. I've been around.

59:31You like that sound? You like that? You said one of those watermelon vapes. I don't know what you're talking about. Do they make a bubbling sound? No, I think you're confusing a bubble pipe with a watermelon flavored vape. I know what sounds funny to me. So I essentially altered what an e-cigarette is. What a vape. Okay. what a vape pen is to match what I think is funny. So I bend time and space to make things that aren't in and of themselves funny to create a, yes, in my mind, a vape goes and there's a fruity smell in the room. It isn't just me. Harrison Ford is gone in five minutes. Guess what?

1:00:14I just, guess what? His publicist just heard some of this conversation and he's out. Yeah, he's definitely out. That's probably best. Yeah. Was that close? Yeah, she played him two seconds of us talking about him. That's the right choice, I think. I think it is. I think the right choice is for him to just not come. And I think for the team, I should call in sick. I really think I shouldn't be here. He fled this podcast like a giant boulder was rolling after him. See, that I understand. See, now you're talking. What if you have to pee real bad or poop? I'm planning to wear a diaper. All right, all right.

1:00:47Let's like that astronaut lady. There have been times when we've interviewed people where I've had to go to the bathroom really bad and I'm like sweating here and you guys are chatting. So I'm just saying, like, what happens if then that just becomes all you think about? That has nothing to do with Harrison Ford being a cool, great booking for us. That's just you needing to use the bathroom sometimes. So that's completely apropos of nothing. I know. I'm sorry. I just was I was trying to figure out all the scenarios. OK, maybe let's let's get on with the show. But HF, HF, if you change your mind, come swing on by.

1:01:18Okay. See you at Chipotle. Crack the cockpit. Bye. Grab a whole tomato. Here we go. Vape pen sound that doesn't really exist. Conan O 'Brien Needs a Friend. With Conan O 'Brien, Sonam of Sessian, and Matt Gourley. Produced by me, Matt Gourley. Executive produced by Adam Sachs, Nick Liao, and Jeff Ross at Team Coco, and Colin Anderson and Cody Fisher at Earwolf. Theme song by The White Stripes. Incidental music by Jimmy Vivino. Take it away, Jimmy. Our supervising producer is Aaron Blair, and our associate talent producer is Jennifer Samples. Engineering by Eduardo Perez. Additional production support by Mars Melnick.

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