In short
The CreepCast episode reads “Cupcakes,” an infamous My Little Pony horror/creepypasta. It follows Rainbow Dash being lured by Pinkie Pie under the pretense of baking cupcakes, then being restrained and tortured in a grotesque “party” themed room. The story escalates through detailed vivisection, organ removal, and execution, then hints Pinkie will repeat the process on other ponies (Silver Spoon and Apple Bloom appear near the end).
Guest backgrounds
The episode features two hosts—Isaiah and Hunter (plus the narrator/other host voice). They discuss fandom history and claim “Cupcakes” is an early/possibly first MLP horror fanfic, originally attributed to “Sergeant Sprinkles.”
Key claims
“Cupcakes” is described as the “original” version (with a later, more widely circulated version). The transcript claims it first appeared around Jan 2011 and was attributed to Sergeant Sprinkles. The hosts also assert the author’s real identity is Drecker/David Foster Wallace (presented as a joke/claim).
Notable examples
Pinkie “samples” Rainbow Dash’s body, uses adrenaline needles to keep her conscious, performs a hoof nailing + copper-wire electricity shock, and ends with throat/neck cutting. Alternate endings mentioned include a SWAT-style police raid and a “Rainbow Dash survives but loses sanity” scenario.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOLemon vs. Lime: A Battle
0:03 to 1:14
Discussion about the Lemonati and the rise of lime sodas.
“The new PayPal app is like that, but for your money.”
Discussion of Cupcakes Creepypasta
2:28 to 3:55
Exploration of the history and significance of the Cupcakes story.
“Is this just, have you just heard of it?”
The Impact of Bronies
3:55 to 6:36
Hosts discuss the brony culture and its connection to My Little Pony.
“There's a not safe for work title at the top, but then the first couple sentences say, this is the original version of the fanfic cupcakes, the version posted on here and proliferating the internet, i.e.”
Details of My Little Pony
6:36 to 8:01
The hosts share their insights about My Little Pony's legacy and seasons.
“Because I feel like right now it's a dying breed.”
Reading the Cupcakes Story
8:01 to 14:03
The hosts begin reading the original Cupcakes creepypasta story.
“How many seasons did MLP Friendship is Magic have?”
Dash's Excitement and Cupcake Plans
14:03 to 16:54
Dash arrives at the store excited for a fun day with Pinky Pie, discussing pranks and cupcakes.
“Pinky might have found a bunch more fun stuff to pull off on folks.”
A Sinister Turn of Events
16:54 to 18:08
Pinky surprises Dash by drugging her with a cupcake, leading to a shocking reality.
“Dash thought for about it for a second and replied, All right.”
Dash's Nightmarish Reality
18:08 to 22:34
Dash wakes up in a dark room, restrained and panicked, as Pinky reveals her true intentions.
“Upon hearing that, Dash felt lightheaded.”
Pinky's Macabre Decorations
22:34 to 28:00
Dash discovers the horrifying decor of the room as Pinky explains her gruesome habits.
“Dash reeled in horror at the image presented to her.”
Dark Reminiscing
28:00 to 28:35
Pinky recalls her past experiences with Dash, setting a grim tone.
“Lasted a long time, which was fun for me.”
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The Torturous Cut
28:35 to 29:45
Pinky begins a horrific procedure on Dash, showcasing intense pain.
“She picked up a scalpel, walked over to Dash's right flank.”
Manipulative Dialogue
29:45 to 32:06
The conversation reveals Pinky's twisted humor while torturing Dash.
“I sold it Don't worry It was sold Also I just want to say too Since we stopped That I feel like that Griffin death To some people who know the show Was probably quite devastating It had to be Oh fuck Knock the griffin!”
Extreme Physical Pain
32:06 to 34:20
The graphic descriptions of Dash's suffering continue to escalate.
“Actually, no, she'd be dancing around to either Life is a Highway or it'd be, what hurts the most is being so close and watching you walk away.”
Sheer Torment
34:20 to 36:25
Dash experiences overwhelming torture, both physical and mental.
“The stench of her urine filled her mucus cake nostrils.”
Flesh and Fire
36:25 to 38:17
The scene intensifies as Pinky uses a can of burning nails for torture.
“It's very rude to fall asleep when somebody invites you over to spend time with them.”
Electric Torture
38:17 to 40:53
Pinky employs electricity to amplify Dash's suffering, showcasing brutality.
“She positioned the spike at the seam between her leg and her hoof.”
Final Dread
40:53 to 42:00
Pinky prepares for the final act of torture, leaving Dash in despair.
“Oh my, what a genius kid to put in there.”
Dash's Pain Management
42:00 to 43:38
Pinky prepares Dash for surgery, injecting her with a painkiller.
“Pinky reached into the medicine bag and pulled out a large syringe.”
The Gruesome Operation
43:38 to 45:40
Pinky conducts a disturbing surgery on Dash, filled with dark humor.
“Dash, growing weaker from the new source of blood loss, tried to shut out the comedy act.”
The Final Moments
45:40 to 47:44
Dash slips into unconsciousness as Pinky continues her gruesome work.
“Rainbow Dash was barely aware of what was going on anymore.”
A Twisted Transformation
47:44 to 49:42
Pinky plans to reconstruct Dash's body, indicating her intentions.
“Pinky, not satisfied yet, hit her with another adrenaline shot.”
A New Victim Appears
49:42 to 52:44
Silver Spoon wakes up to a terrifying situation with Pinky and Apple Bloom.
“Freaking out, she was just about to scream when the pony from the bakery appeared in front of her.”
The Dark Legacy of Cupcakes
52:44 to 56:01
Discussion on the fanfiction's origins and its impact within the community.
“Cupcakes gained enough notoriety to garter lengthy sub pages.”
Rainbow Dash's Existential Crisis
56:01 to 57:24
Explore a dark alternate version of Rainbow Dash's story and its themes of faith and belief.
“I totally forgive you for cutting off my wings and torturing me and shooting my fucking my cupcake out of my bladder or whatever and using it like a fucking like Bon Scott and ACDC, whatever.”
Reflecting on the Story's Impact
57:24 to 58:26
Hosts discuss their thoughts on the story and its emotional resonance.
“I have a reputation to keep in my community.”
Teaser for Upcoming Content
58:58 to 1:00:03
Brief teaser about an upcoming show featuring high-stakes scenarios.
“How do you protect the world and the people you love at the same time?”
Transcript
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1:13Welcome back to Creepcast Today we are going to another original creepypasta And yes, I do mean creepypasta I was talking to Isaiah about this And I was like, you know, we haven't read like a Jeff the Killer thing in a while. We've done what? Laughing Jack, fucking Eyeless Jack, Mr. Wide Mouth, all this kind of stuff. But it's been a bit. We've had a lot of like great bangers lately. So I figured I was I was asking him. I said, what is some good original fun creepypasta stuff that was definitely written by a young child? And he suggested cupcakes, which is apparently the beginning of, I guess, would you say this was written by a brony?
1:52It's a My Little Pony fanfic horror story. And we're going to be reading that today. I just want everyone to know that I joined the call. And I'm like, what are we doing today, Hunter? And he just doesn't say anything, just DMs me something with my little pony in the title. And I was like, all right, well, I guess I've had a good run. We haven't. YouTube was fun while it lasted, I guess. To be fair, to be fair, we have not ventured into brony territory yet.
2:29this is like a kind of a big moment actually where we where another another internet sect comes together like an internet fandom we finally get to go into new territory because we have i don't think we've done any any my little pony stuff right there hasn't even been a mention of my little pony on this channel until now i don't think so and we've gotten this far and you haven't made me do it but here we are now's the day it has happened to be fair i did come in with a story called rainbow factory uh that has some very you know absolutely cursed my little pony hard on it but then isaiah said oh hey cupcakes is the like i'm like if we're gonna do it the classic but you're saying that this is the og my little pony horse oh oh gee yeah is there like this came out right around the time Jeff the killer did and stuff like that.
3:18Have you read this before? Is this just, have you just heard of it? I've read it before because the thing back in the day I remember is I think you were right about a brony made it, but everyone would say, oh, this story is so scary. It's so creepy. You don't even have to know my little pony for it to be scary. And so I'm like, okay, I'll listen to it. And like me who was afraid of laughing Jack and Jeff the killer and stuff did not find it scary. so I can only imagine what that means. So there's a couple of things here. I just want to, I just want to point this out at the top. Right. So first off it says, this is we're on fandom.com.
3:57We are looking at the, the title here. It says cupcakes original. There's a not safe for work title at the top, but then the first couple sentences say, this is the original version of the fanfic cupcakes, the version posted on here and proliferating the internet, i.e. the one that ends with the pinky pie about to stuff rainbow dashes corpse is actually the second version found here so i guess that leads me and there's a link to that isaiah do you do we want to go with the og or do we want to have the one where they spoil the ending so this is the um like short history of it also on the mlp pasta.fandom.com i hate my life the description says the cupcakes fanfic is thought to have first appeared on 4chan's image board co sometime in january of 2011 okay though the date of the original post remains unknown a canonical reference to episode 12 in the fan fiction suggests that the earliest possible date was january 7th 2011 okay on the equestria daily version i hate myself the authorship has been attributed to sergeant sprinkles the earliest archived instance of my little pony fan fiction is junior speedsters forever posted in january 24th 2011 okay so that means i think that's what the saying is cupcakes may not only be the original my little pony fan fiction but the first my little pony fan fiction horror otherwise ever i would suggest it's horror because there's no there has to be so much fan i mean i mean could be i don't know but well that's what on equestria daily yes yes on the on the website it might be the first now according to this let me ask you this is there any realm of reality that this actually has some good spooky stuff is there any world where that happens.
5:44Other than like the fact I have to read it on this podcast. No, I don't think so. It's a little... I didn't think that we'd go here, but I gotta say I'm a little excited at least if I'm being honest. And that leads me to the next horrifying thing, which is be sure to check out this podcast on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, all the audio platforms and check us out there. Give us a nice rating. It really does help the show and also if you want extra episodes of this of this awesome show feel free to sign up for our patreon we have i think how many three or four extra episodes now uh a lot more coming so if you want to support the show outside of uh just watching it here and you want extra content feel free to go over there and check it out otherwise isaiah are you ready to become a brony for the next i don't know hour or so your silence is so loud thank you all for the support you've shown the show and um brony this is really cool and all yeah you know it's you know so i don't know anything about my little put my sister was into it when she was a kid but i never paid attention besides you know like throwing her toys across the room so i know nothing of this and i know for a fact a lot of our brony fans are going to come out of the woodwork i if you're a If you're a brony, stand up and be proud.
7:04Be proud that you're a brony. Because I feel like right now it's a dying breed. I feel like that used to be like early internet cringe stuff. I would say even before furries, you'd be like, oh, the bronies. And I feel like furries kind of took their place. I'm not sure if that's true or not, but it feels like there's not. I think, well, they were kind of at the same time because I remember hearing about both of them around the same era. I think it's just because didn't the show quit my little pony friendship is magic. I have no, I have no idea, but I don't think that, I guess would that stop? I guess maybe that would stop it.
7:37I hate that I'm typing this in. I hate that. Well, yeah, it hasn't stopped completely. Just became more nice niche. So if the show's not running, new fans aren't coming in. I mean, if bread isn't being baked in the factory, no one's eaten, you know? So what's the point? Exactly. the finale premiered October 12th, 2019. That's a good run. It was a nice run. What season? How many? Season 46. How many seasons did MLP Friendship is Magic have? It had nine seasons. Not a bad run. So nine seasons. This was like fresh off season one it it hooked people immediately okay all right well shit you ready to get into this yeah as i'll ever be um all right cupcakes and this is the original version as mentioned there's a second version that floats around a lot but this is the og from sergeant sprinkles yes the air was warm the sun was shining and all of ponyville was having oh my gosh okay and all of ponyville was having a glorious day town square was bustling and crowded busy ponies were making their busy way through i i know i know this is just good i know the whole thing is going to be like this i just have to lock you lock in it's going to be this optimistic and cheery the whole time until we get our gruesome someone's getting murdered immediately i hope yeah you know honestly and i need to get this i need to get my biases my out of the way first right okay one of the things that annoys me so much about anyone who talks about mlp is that they replace any person pronoun with the word pony it's like oh every pony or horse famous and stuff and here's the thing if it was just like people wholesomely enjoying the series they'd be fine i wouldn't care but i know i've seen what the the miscreants of the fan base which just a lot of them are capable of, and it's just so tied to the image of it.
9:48I can't separate it in my mind. And that's why I'm so violent. If this was about what's a wholesome property from when we were kids like Looney to know Looney tunes is like adults like that too. You know what I mean? If this was like something that was entirely safe, I'd be fine, but I'm just, it's just in the back of my head, the things I've seen on the internet. That's why I'm so judgmental, but I understand. Yes. Yeah. yeah anyway busy ponies were making their busy way through the streets all the pony folks seem to see what i mean see what i mean all the pony folks seem to have somewhere to be all except rainbow dash her place was in the sky she freely tore through the air speeding one way in the next she buzzed the treetops and raced the wind the pegasus swooped over a schoolyard much to the delight of the children climbing several hundred feet she dove going as fast as she could seconds before hitting the ground her wings flew open and she took off back into the clear blue rainbow dash felt alive all right so we got a pony that can fly yeah well a pegasus it's a pegasus okay got it i just made a winged horse yeah yeah right thank you then she remembered that she had somewhere to be she's supposed to meet with pinky pie in five minutes she'd gotten so caught up in her exercises that she nearly forgot.
11:10Also, every sentence is the same. The exact same structure. Just pointed that out. Pinky had asked Dash to meet her at Sugar Cube Corner at three. She didn't say why. I got a bomb. You know, it's also... I'm going to blow up Pony Bank. Where this story's going, that's not far off. It just turned into a hostage thing. I'm going to go in. I'm going to blow up Pony Bank. You can't do it sugar blossom. You know, it's also crazy about this. There was, so I was at a wedding this last weekend and a guy came up to me and he was like, he was one of the guys who was working the venue and he's like, Oh, when to go into huge fan of your stuff, blah, blah, blah.
11:55He's like, I absolutely love creep cast. And I just signed up for the Patriot. Shout out that. And I was like, Oh, thanks man. That means the world. So that guy after, After shaking my hand, after touching me and making eye contact, the next thing he will see is this. I have to explain what this is to my dad now. Rainbow Dash, listen. I got a bomb and a gun. I'm planning on robbing the bank on Sugar Cube Corner. You got to be there at three. Of course, it's going to be innocent lives lost. Do the ponies have, like, defense capabilities? Ponies? Like, do they have a police force? Oh, you'd have to imagine.
12:34Like the horses and my little pony. Yeah. Well, they probably have like wizards or something. Aren't they all magical and shit? Well, I mean like there's a Pegasus. So I imagine they fly. Yeah. Here's a cop. They have a cop. Does a cab apply to these? Oh, absolutely. A cab applies to everything, sir. Law enforcement. There's a wiki page for, I forget how law enforcement characters who work or have worked in law enforcement includes, all right, I'm going to, I'm not going to read all these names because people will be like, you mispronounced it wrong. You forgot about this one, but there's multiple, there's multiple phonies who have served in some kind of police.
13:11Come on, man. This is, this is, this is good. This is good law enforcement. This is Canon. This is Canon lore. It's helping us build this universe for this spooky story. What, what, what, what, what is the lore of this stuff? I'm looking at the fan boards. The Royal guards job is to guard Royal royalty and the capital city. They have a capital city. Absolutely. Okay. All right. She didn't say why or what they'd be doing, but Dash knew that with Pinky, it could be anything. She wasn't sure if she really wanted to go, though. She was so engaged with her stunts that she thought about blowing Pinky off to continue flying.
13:52But Dash's conscience got the better of her. She knew that it would hurt Pinky's feelings. After all, she said it was going to be something special just for the two of them. She considered it and thought, why not? What did she have to lose? Heck, it might be more pranking. Pinky might have found a bunch more fun stuff to pull off on folks. They had so much fun at the last time. Dash kicked it into overdrive, mostly to make for lost time, and sped to her appointment. When she walked into the store, she was immediately greeted with her host bouncing in excitement. Yay! You're here! You're here! I've been waiting all day!
14:38Is that good? Does that sound like My Little Pony?
14:47It is haunting. team. Come on. Well, you know what? How close that is. How close, how close that is to your gypsy Rose impression.
15:05The most knowledge I have of my little pony is the Jenny Nicholson video about it. So I know that like, I know that like the, the actor, the voice, all the voice actors and actresses are like serious voice actors and actresses. So I imagine Pinkie Pie's voice, doesn't sound, you know, I'm not going to look it up. So are you saying, should I make it more straight instead of being so bubbly? Um, yeah, I, I realistically, yes. But for the sake of what we're doing today, here, let me, let me try this. We'll just leave it. You're here. You're here. I've been waiting all day. That's probably about right.
15:43Yeah. Is rainbow dash a guy or a girl or is that, um, I want to say a girl. Hold on. is Rainbow... My search history right now. Rainbow Dash. Sorry if I'm a little late, Pinkie Pie. I was doing my afternoon exercises and lost track of time. Rainbow Dash is a girl, by the way. Pinkie giggled and responded, her tone gleefully reassuring. No, that's okay. You're here now. What's a few more minutes? I've been so excited thinking about all the fun stuff we're gonna do. I haven't stopped bouncing since I woke up. I mean, I almost forgot to breathe since I've been so happy. Dash gave a slightly uncomfortable laugh She always appreciated Pinky's friendly, outgoing way of life But her overabundant enthusiasm almost creeped her out Dash was polite, however If Pinky had got this worked up Then it must Then it must good Then it must good Whatever it was So, you ready to get started, Rainbow Dash?
16:44I got everything already Dash psyched herself up You betcha, Pinky What do you got planned? Are you going to prank somebody? I got a couple of good ones I've been thinking about Or maybe you got some stunts you think I should try Or maybe making cupcakes Pinky happily announced
17:06Oh yeah This is going to get real good I know We're getting ready Ladies and gentlemen Start your engines Dash was disappointed Pinky You know I'm not good at baking Remember the last time? That's not a problem at all. I only need your help making them. I'll be doing most of the work. Dash thought for about it for a second and replied, All right. I guess that's okay. What exactly do you need me to do? That's the spirit. Here you go. Pinky handed Dash a cupcake. Dash was puzzled. I thought I was helping you bake. You will be. I made this one just for you before you got here. So this is like a taste testing or something?
17:49Sorta. Dash shrugged and popped the pastry in her mouth. She chewed a bit and swallowed. Not bad. Okay, now what? Now? You take a nap.
18:02Fucking Pinky just roofied Rainbow Dash. Jesus! Okay. We're going to the club.
18:17Pinky roofied Rainbow Dash. That's gotta be a brand new sentence. No one's ever said that before. Upon hearing that, Dash felt lightheaded. Her world spun and seconds later, she dropped to the floor. When Dash regained consciousness, she found herself in a dark room. She tried to shake her head but found that a taut leather strap kept it firmly in place. She struggled to move, but the braces around her chest and limbs glued her to a rack formed from a series of sturdy planks, which spread her legs wide apart. Dash's wings were the only part of her not tied down, and they fluttered frantically while she struggled to escape.
19:00As she rised, Pinky jumped into her line of sight. Hey! You're awake! Now we can get started. She was pushing a cart covered with a cloth. Hey, Pinky, what's going on? I can't move! Well, duh. You're tied down. That's why you can't move. I didn't think you'd need to be told that. But why? What's happening? I thought you said I was going to help you make cupcakes. You are helping. You see, I ran out of my special ingredient. I need you to get more. Special ingredient? Dash was out breathing heavily and starting to panic. What special ingredient? Pinky giggled and responded. you silly uh-oh i like how you're into this oh yeah dude well first off this is 100 a fetish story just want to say that the binding and all that this is this is the binding and like her legs this is and it's gonna i have a feeling that we're not out of the fetish the fetish forest yet so i don't remember any of that from when i was like a kid and read this but when we started to read those last few lines i was like oh i see i see so i don't remember any but uh yeah clearly clearly that's what's tapping on now a 12 year old me was not equipped to understand what i was 12 year old 12 year dudes like why do i like this so much no that's why is this so appealing no no no no no no no don't don't you you can say a lot of things about me hunter but you let me have this you stay off of this one you can say i killed my dog with chocolate you can say
20:48okay dash's eyes widened her face contorted in fear then she started to laugh oh it really got me there pinky pie i mean tricking me into thinking I'm going to be made to a cupcake. I gotta tell you, that's the best prank yet. You win. You're the best. Pinky giggled even more now. Thanks, Dash, but I haven't done pranks today, so I can't accept your praise. Dash was struggling again. Pinky! Come on! This isn't funny! Then why are you laughing? Pinky grabbed the cloth and whipped it off the cart. The top of the tray contained various sharp medical tools and knives, carefully organized and ready.
21:33There was a medicine bag and several other objects next to them. Dash was now in full panic mode. She was starting time for Vinylite. Her mind was racing and she tried to reason with the pink pony. You can't do this, Pinky! I'm your friend! I know you are, and that's why I'm so happy I've got you here. We get to share your last moments together, just you and me.
22:00She was skipping again. But the other ponies will wonder where I am. When the clouds pile up, they'll come looking for me, and then you'll get found out. Tatch, don't worry. There are plenty of pegasus to take care of a few clouds. And besides, no pony will find out. I mean, how long do you think I've been doing this? And with that, the light suddenly came to life and showcased the rest of the room. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, gosh. No. Oh, no.
22:43Dash reeled in horror at the image presented to her. The room was decorated with the typical but twisted Pinkie Pie flair. Oh, my God. colorful streamers of dried entrails danced around the ceiling brightly painted skulls of all sizes were stuck on the walls and organs done up in pastels filled with helium tied to the backs of chairs the tables and chairs were made of bones and flesh of past ponies dash cringed at the centerpiece on the table nearest to her the head of four foals their eyes closed like they were sleeping wearing party hats made from their own skin. She recognized one of them as Apple Bloom's classmate.
23:25Her eyes started back and forth and then gazed up at the patchwork banner hanging from the rafters. Made from several pony hides, the words life is a party were scrawled in red. I legitimately thought that said life is a highway for a second like Pinky was a Rascal Plyth fan. Life truly is a highway. Love is a highway.
23:50yeah during this like all the all the blood like it's funny how cartoonish it continues to be like she has organs blown up like balloons tied to chairs and then in the corner of the room just laughs like a road to travel i would legitimately say that if there was like a son's of the lambs kind of scene of like you're a guy going into a basement like looking for somebody you know like those classic those classic scenes like the cops going down the stairs like they're all scared and shit. Yes. Yeah. Gun drawn. They're like, look around. And then in the distance, if you just heard
24:27like a weird song like that would be, that'd be a fuck juxtaposition. Like that'd be really sick. Where are you? Yeah. There's just bodies everywhere. Come out! Screaming. She's firing a couple shots.
24:45I'm not a guy in hand. That'd be pretty sick. You know what? Fuck it. Rascal Flass is playing on the back of this right now. That's canon. That's canon. Dash's attention was stolen by a party horn, unfurling and tickling her nose. She saw a pinky pie standing in front of her. The party pony was wearing a dress quilted from cutie marks. On her back fluttered six Pegasus wings, all different colors. As she skipped an excitement, her necklace of unicorn horns loudly clack together okay that's actually kind of metal i just want to say right now that's like that's actually kind of sick that she has like a necklace made out of the she has a necklace made of horns and then she has like a fucking cape or whatever that has six pegasus wings on it and she's like skipping around like a fucking lunatic she's like like a fucking psychopath it's i simultaneously hate and love how into this i mean it's it's got I mean, we're getting into it.
25:44I want to see what happens. Like it? I made it myself. Oh, God. Pinky, please. I'm sorry if I did anything to you. I didn't mean it. Please, let me go. I promise I won't tell anypony. I won't tell anypony. That's good. Oh, Dash. You didn't do anything. It's just that your number came up and, well, I don't make the rules. We can't turn back now. She's on a fucking bingo system. She's on a bingo system for killing ponies. I love it! A fair system. A lottery, perhaps. One based on chance. Hands or tails. Hands or tails. I don't know what I'm back now. Every pony. You stand to lose every pony. Yeah.
26:37That works so good, dude. Now just imagine Anton, whatever. It's like he has his face superimposed on the horse's face, too. Don't put that quarter in your pocket. That's your lucky quarter. That's your lucky pony. That's your lucky horn. Rainbow Dash was tearing up. How could this be happening? Don't be sad, Dash. Look, this will cheer you up. I brought you a friend. Out of seemingly nowhere, Pinky displayed a blue and yellow painted skull. It was about pony size, but it had a very defining feature. A beak. Dash was freaking out. Is that... Is that... Hey, Dash! Let's hang together! These ponies are lame-os!
27:22Dweebs! Dweebs! Dweebs! I caught her right before she left town. Remember when I left the party for about 20 minutes? That wasn't enough time to play with her, of course. I had to wait until after the party to do that. But boy, am I glad I did. It was worth for the flavor alone. Griffins taste like two animals at once. It's amazing. I know she didn't have a number like everyone else in Ponyville, but when was I going to get another chance to try a griffin? In hindsight, I probably should have asked where she came from so I didn't get more, but I forget. I'll tell you what, though. She was quite the fighter.
28:01Lasted a long time, which was fun for me. I got the chance to play with somebody other than a pony and try new things. It's too bad she had such a potty mouth. She said so much bad stuff. I had to take her tongue out. You know, bad language makes for bad feelings, Dash. Dash didn't have anything to say. Just sobbed and writhed. Fuck! Well? Pinky said, putting down the skull. That's enough reminiscing. It's time to begin. She picked up a scalpel, walked over to Dash's right flank. Without any flare, she placed the blade an inch above her cutie mark and started a circular cut around it. Her lungs working overtime, Dash shouted in pain and tried desperately to pull away, but the braces held her still.
28:56Finishing the incision, Pinky grabbed the curved skinny knife from the tray. She worked it under the skin and sliced the hide away from the muscle. Dash ground her teeth as she tearfully watched as her flesh came off. Pinky then moved to the other side and completed the other flank. Once she was done, Pinky held up both cutie marks in front of her friend and started waving them like pom-poms. Dash just whimpered. Her thighs burned. Placing the skin down, Pinky selected the large butcher knife and walked behind Rainbow Dash. Hope you don't mind I think I'm gonna wing it now
29:38Did you like that? Did you like that button? I did I did a nice hysterical evil laugh too It probably got cut off But it was I sold it Don't worry It was sold Also I just want to say too Since we stopped That I feel like that Griffin death To some people who know the show Was probably quite devastating It had to be Oh fuck Knock the griffin! Knock the griffin! Oh, fuck! Mom! Mom, get in here! She grabbed the left one and played with it for a second. Then, stretching the wing out, she brought the blade down at the base. Instantly, Dash screamed and thrashed her appendage. The movement threw off Pinkie Pie's aim.
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30:21She tried to hit the mark again, but missed wide and put a huge slice in Rainbow's back. Dash, you gotta stay still or I'm gonna keep missing. She took another whack and hit the target. She swung again and again, blood spraying into the air, but realized she wasn't getting anywhere. The blade just wasn't going through the bone. I guess I forgot to sharpen it. I'll try something else. She stated as she tossed the knife over her shoulder, the blade embedding itself in the table. The crying Rainbow Dash heard the sound of a metal box opening and closing. Got it! Say Dash, why do they call it a hack saw?
30:59It doesn't hack. Hacking is what I was doing with the knife. This is a saw. I don't get it. You know that line? I know we're reading it in My Little Pony fan fiction, right? But that line in itself is a funny, like a fun line for a torture to have in a movie. Like I could see what's his name? Mr. Blonde from Reservoir Dogs saying that when he cuts off the guy's. You're like, I don't get it. It's saws. It doesn't happen. You can see, you can see the obvious Tarantino influence on this story. I want to say this too. This is a really, I mean, you know, it is what it is. This is far, far from the worst thing we've ever read.
31:44I just want to put that on. I'm having way too much fun with this. It's far away. It's, it's not the worst cry of a story can commit is being forgettable. Oh, right. This is certainly not forgettable. God, no. Now I'm imagining, like, as the Pinkie Pie's walking around, it's like, well, I don't know why I came here tonight.
32:05I don't care. Actually, no, she'd be dancing around to either Life is a Highway or it'd be, what hurts the most is being so close and watching you walk away. The Rascal Flatts kind of story. Of course. Pinkie placed the tool over the last attempt. that effortlessly sailed through the bone and skin. The painful feeling of the teeth biting into her made Dash want to vomit. She watched helplessly as her wing flew over her head and landed with a fluff on the table. Pinky moved the next and started sawing. Dash didn't struggle this time. She'd given up trying to fight and just cried. Then the sawing abruptly paused.
32:48Pinky was only halfway done, the wing hanging on only by a sliver. Hey, Dash! Think fast! suddenly she yanked the wing as hard as she could what sadistic fucking 12 year old is writing this hey dash like rips half the fucking bone you know I actually gotta say that's kind of brutal I know we're talking about like a horse swing but imagining someone like ripping off a half saw through arm or something it's not even just physical torture it's fucking mental agony as well hey dash and then just immediately ripping the thing out i mean my god what kind of fucking that's rough kind of like fat little boy or girl was sitting down writing this and just like grinning ear to ear what's a distinct what future serial killer was writing this it's what i want to know captain sprinkles or whatever the day was sprinkles oh it's it's actually captain sparkles the guy that made all the minecraft songs back in the day it's all connected yeah yeah as she's dancing you can hear the background so baby tonight the creepers the bones snapped but the skin held tight the pole ripped a long strip of flesh down dashes back to her rump the unexpected trauma caused her body to seize she felt the warm release between legs as her pelvis tensed up dashes loud unending melody of pain filled the room unable to catch her breath she blacked out she awoke with a gasp stench of her urine filled her mucus cake nostrils.
34:38Ew. Jesus fucking Christ, dude. The stench of her urine filled her mucus cake nostrils.
34:53She's a voluntary seizure.
35:02It's such a detail. Good God. heavy description of a torture sequence get this child off ask Jeeves immediately what happens when you torture someone for four hours search imagine the school counselor sitting down with their parents over this yeah dude that's so funny you read that up I was thinking the exact same thing you know this little motherfucker went to school and printed this stuff off out at the library and that definitely What in God's name Is this This is I hate to say this out loud It's actually better than I've ever been Just from how brutal the descriptions have been Oh it's good Yeah She saw a very pouty pinky pie Removing the adrenaline needle From her chest What The adrenaline needle Yeah so like Rainbow Dash is passed out because she's going to like a shock.
36:06Yeah, so Pinkie Pie's like, uh-uh, here's your epinephrine. I'm telling you, you're coming back. This motherfucker saw Reservoir Dogs in Pulp Fiction and decided to write a fucking My Little Pummy Horror story. Is that not what happened? It's becoming abundantly clear to me. Stomping her hooves, the frustrated Pinkie lashed out. Didn't anybody teach you any manners? It's very rude to fall asleep when somebody invites you over to spend time with them. How would you like if I came over to your house and went to sleep? Oh, I'm sorry, Dash. You're boring. I think I'll take a nap. You think I always like doing this by myself?
36:44I told you how excited I got when I found you were next. I was excited to have a friend be here with me while I worked. But no! You've got to be inconsiderate! You know, I thought you were tough. I thought you could handle anything. I've had foul stand-up better than you. Do I have to baby you? Huh? Is that how you want me to remember you? Has a baby? She stopped to catch her breath. Dash blinked and softly cried. Her back was on fire. Pinky then popped something red into her mouth and began to chew. She noticed Dash was staring at her. What? Oh, this? Holding up another piece. Well, while you were asleep, I got a little impatient and helped myself sample.
37:32I got it from your leg. You're not bad. Want to try some? Without waiting for a response, she shoved the strip of meat into the revolted Rainbow Dash's mouth. She immediately spit it out. Pinky picked it up. If you didn't want it, you could have said no! She then ate the discarded, snotty morsel. it's not like you haven't had it before oh swallowing she turned her attention to the small can on the tray she removed the lid revealing that it was filled with burning coals sitting on top of the fire were several large nails dash began to like super hot like railroad nails I'm trying to see if she is legitimately going to like crucify this fucking horse right now gosh
38:36dash began to panic again pinky picked up the can and walked over to dash's left carefully picking up a nail and grabbing a hammer she positioned the spike at the seat you might be right about the horse about the horse crucifixion. She positioned the spike at the seam between her leg and her hoof. No! Pinky, no! No! No, no! The hammer came down and the nail punctured under her skin. The white hot burning was too much. Dash pulled and thrashed at the brace. Her skin rubbed and tore. Pinky tried to line up another one but couldn't find her aim. She let out a frustrated grunt. When she pulled the hammer back to take a wild swing, Dash burst out, crying and begging.
39:27Please stop! Please, please stop! Pinky rolled her eyes. Putting the hammer back down, she walked back in front of her friend. She stared pensively at the broken Pegasus. Gilda didn't even cry this much when she stuck that live Parasprite down her throat. Pinky thought for a minute about what to do next. Then there was a sudden spark in her imagination. she grabbed the gear wheel on the rack and laid Rainbow Dash on her back she moved to Dash's hind legs bringing the can with her Pinky picked up the hammer again and she drove a searing piece of metal into the bottom of Dash's hoof Dash screamed again Pinky put one into the other hoof next she located the small generator on the tray tying the copper wires to the nails she gave Dash a wink and flipped the switch.
40:22Electricity rocketed through Dash's body. Holy shit! The blue pony reacted immediately. Body seized, muscles struck taut. Her hips thrust skyward and her eyes rolled back. She let out a deep, throat-shredding cry. Pinky giggled and danced in place. She turned up the juice. Dash convulsed uncontrollably. her bladder emptied once more gosh just talk about like what fucking i'm on herself i need i need to know what torture like what what they googled for the tour this is so specific even down to like nailing the fucking like nailing it into the bottom of the foot or whatever brutal but then even just like literal copper wiring and just like formed like this torture electric electricity device whatever just shock therapy i i don't know what happened to the guy that wrote this sergeant sprinkles or whatever but someone should check on him after about five minutes pinky shut off the power the area smelled lightly of cooked flesh and burnt enamel.
41:36Oh my, what a genius kid to put in there. I fucking love this word. Dude, good God. She put Dash upright again and tried to snap the delirious and drooling pony back to attention. Dash. Dash. Wake up. Rainbow Dash managed to give her a modicum of weak acknowledgement. Pinky reached into the medicine bag and pulled out a large syringe. Alright, time for the last round. Dash looked at the needle and Picky took that as a question as to what it was. Something to take the pain away. She informed as she walked around to Dash's ruined backside, she stuck the needle into the lower part of her spine. Dash flinched.
42:21Coming to the front again, she told her friend, In a few minutes, you won't be able to feel anything below your ribcage. Then you'll be able to stay awake to watch the harvest. Jesus Christ! My God! God! Dad started to cry again. Piggy pie. She trembled out. Yeah. I want to go home. Yeah. I can see you wanting to do that. Jesus. Oh my God. Sometimes I just want to give up and say, I'm done with this mess. Go to bed. But you know what? You can't shrug off your responsibilities. You gotta pull yourself up and meet the challenges head on. That's really the way you're gonna get ahead in life.
43:17Dash cried. Minutes passed and the drug took effect. Dash was numb from her chest to her flanks. Aware of this, Binky approached with her scalpel. With only a smiling glance to Dash, she made a long cut across her pelvis just above her crotch. moving up her body she drew a similar incision under her ribs one final cut was made down her stomach connecting the first two looks like i got my eye on you rainbow dash
43:47draws a giant vivisection eye god it's like i got my eye on you i tell you what good good good actual quotes from a psychopath i just want to say that joke i know yeah legitimately this is good for a movie it reminds me of like you know that scene in uh the departed where uh jack nicholson shoots that girl and he's like she fell funny yeah yeah like that kind of that i hate to say this reminds me of a scored safety play i mean we have two prolific directors while reading this and it came naturally mind you isaiah it came naturally all right looks like i got my eye on you with a moist gooey sound the new door flapped open the new door so so sick to refer to like someone's open wound my god the side of her own organs and the lack of feeling caused dash's breathing to intensify pinky sliced open the abdominal sack and grabbed the large intestines separating it from the rest of the digestive tract and pulling them from the forming cavity Pinky was getting jovial and started making jokes.
44:54Dash, growing weaker from the new source of blood loss, tried to shut out the comedy act. Pinky was laughing. Look at me. I'm a rarity. She said, slinging the tube around her neck and spreading blood in all directions. Isn't my new scarf so pretty? Reaching back in, she cut the smaller intestine off the bowels, squeezing out the excess excrement. Oh my god! Squeezing out the excess excrement. Pinky filed it through her teeth and dragged it back and forth. Tentis say you gotta floss every day, Dash. God damn. She's got shit and blood in her teeth? Good, my, my god! Is it, this has to be almost over.
45:36This is fucking, this is just getting so vile. My god. Rainbow Dash was barely aware of what was going on anymore. The shock was causing her to fade. Pinky got disappointed. diving back into the gut she ramped up her routine don't go yet don't go yet dash she started that alone is freaky cutting someone open to being like don't go yeah like don't like hang around a little bit longer yeah so creepy yeah she started pulling out the rest of the organs stopping at each one i know it could be a real pain aches but you know i'm just kidney with you you really got to learn to liver it up boy these jokes are getting bladder I guess you gotta develop a stomach for them I would if I would just I'd be screaming kill me
46:25she placed the discarded body parts into a bucket keeping the last one for a bit longer back pipes she said placing the tube in her mouth and the organ in her armpit a spurt of acid hit her tongue oh hey there's your cupcake rainbow dash
46:45the cupcake she ate earlier getting blown out of her dissected stomach
46:56it's like that thing i've talked about before where it's like kids don't understand how heavy it's awesome they're saying something into a story but it's an entire story about just the heaviness. It's unbelievable how gripped I am. And I hope to God that this child is locked up somewhere as a full-blown adult. It's going to be like the Rob Zombie remake of Halloween where they're like, I treated you good, Mikey! And like Michael Myers is like the kid who wrote this now is like a six-foot-seven super soldier. They're like keeping it in his same-aside. That's you. Your dating train-up getting shot down by the author.
47:33I just get fucking thrown into a wall.
47:39Oh, Dash didn't hear her. She had slipped from consciousness minutes ago. Pinky, not satisfied yet, hit her with another adrenaline shot. Dash woke up for the last time, her heart jumping. Her blood flowed out faster. It wouldn't be long now. Pinky put Dash down on her back and straddled her chest, scalpel ready. You know, Dash, I'm disappointed. I thought you would have lasted longer. I really wanted to spend more time with you before we got here. But I guess it's my fault. I should have taken it a little slower. Oh well. It was really nice knowing you, Rainbow Dash. The blade sunk into the blue one's throat and worked its way up her chin.
48:17Coming back down, it circled around her neck. The last thing Dash felt was her skin being cut away from her skull, the metal scraping her teeth. Then she was gone. Pinkie Pie stared into the mirror. She did a really good job, even keeping the eyelids. she winked dash winked back pinky smiled oh she carved off her face and now she's wearing yeah yeah i'm sorry was that not clearer yeah who am i what did i think happened but still she was sad that her friend was now gone it only lasted 50 minutes not nearly as long as she wanted she looked back the cadaver hanging there in the center of the room, the last of its fluid straining into the pan.
49:05Yep, no more Rainbow Dash. Then Pinky cocked her head. She was starting to take notice of the fact that there really wasn't that much damage. In fact, she began to say, I think an idea exploded in her head. She was good at sewing and she had all the pieces. All she had to do was put her back together. Yeah, just get some stuffing and bingo. She'd have Rainbow Dash forever. In fact, that's what she'd do for all her friends when their numbers came up. She was so excited, she skipped over to the body with the skinner to get started. Cupcakes can wait. Pinky had a friend to make. Silverspoon suddenly woke up.
49:46She was on her back. I assume this is another pony. She was on her back and couldn't move. She couldn't see. Where was she? Freaking out, she was just about to scream when the pony from the bakery appeared in front of her. Hi. Where am I? What going on? Okay, so it says the fried and little foal. I imagine this is a child. So foal's like a little horse, right? But I like that voice. Like the little girl pony. That's good. Oh, well, you see, your number came up and I got to make cupcakes. What does that mean? What are you talking about? Oh, nothing. I wouldn't worry if I was you. It'll be over soon.
50:27She approached the girl, scalpel at the ready, when a small voice called out for Miss Pinky. What do you think you're doing? She paused and turned to look at Apple Bloom. The yellow baby pony walked up to her with an angry look on her face. Silver Spoon started to feel relieved. I can't believe you're doing this. I thought you said this one's going to be mine. Pinky apologized. Sorry about that. Guess I forgot. Here you go. She handed the blade over. Apple Bloom climbed on the table and stood over her prey. silver spoon tried to struggle she stared in fear at apple bloom and her apron the pink apron with the shiny tiara on it silver spoon started to cry apple bloom grinned and opened her mouth hey silver spoon guess there's gonna be a blank flank what the fuck does that mean so i think so a flank's like the rear end of the horse like the back side so i imagine you know how like the my little pony things have the little they each have a shape on them or like a symbol or something i think that means they're going to cut off the logo or whatever i'll tell you what because that's the end i guess and i want to say something one word isaiah cinema absolutely cinema pure untapped cinema that uh little did i know that i needed to hear a child in great detail right a My Little Pony fan fiction that is just that is 100 % googled resources of torture and it was done so well this is so far from a bad thing that we've read that this even makes some of the longer serious stories we read it puts them to shame dare I say and to have an evil twist where another pony is in on it as well cinema so i'm glad you enjoyed that it was admittedly more intense than i remember because in my head it was like oh it's like all the other you know kind of like you remember when we read the uh the simpsons one where it's like bark fell out of a plane and exploded or whatever i just kind of imagined it like all of those but this was far more intense and detailed than i remembered so it seems that the name of the sergeant sprinkles real name is drecker jones He originally posted it to 4chan.
52:52Cupcakes gained enough notoriety to garter lengthy sub pages. Jones has stated in a journal entry on his DeviantArt profile that he never expected it to go any further than sharing it on 4chan. He calls it the most infamous thing in the fandom, and he's not sure what to think about its popularity. Let me look up this guy. Sergeant Sprinkles' real name is actually David Foster Wallace. And this was his follow-up to Infinite Jest. okay it looks like he's not in jail it looks like he's posting recently they have they have internet in insane asylums i don't know how deviant art works but they have internet and that is true it might be that yeah the funniest thing is when i type it in the first thing i see is a law firm called decker jones so it's funny if he is a paralegal now that is so sick drekker jones it'd be so funny if he's like defending people in court and that's like what he did for fun.
53:48I don't want to have to cut off your horn. Mr. Jones, would you stop it? I don't want to have to scalp the defendant. Sergeant Sprinkles. Okay. So, yeah. There's a bunch of different alternate endings, different versions people have seen. There was an animation I remember. Someone made an animation of this way back when because I remember seeing clips from it when I was a kid. The sheer thought that a child had the idea to not only once, not only twice, but three times use an adrenaline shot to wake their victim so they could feel and experience more of this torture is so haunting to think that a child knows that.
54:33I was trying to think when I'm younger, I don't think I really understood what adrenaline did. So the idea that a child knew that, it scares me even more. There's so many layers to this That's just so, so great. And they wrote the sociopath in such a believable way. Really? I mean, I just have to tip. I'm looking on, I'm looking on the MLP fan art website and there's a bunch of unofficial alternate endings. Some of the highlights include pinky pie serves the cupcake she made out of rainbow dash to her friends and then asked twilight if she thought the cupcakes tasted like rainbows. Nobody catches, I'm sorry.
55:07No pony catches onto the fact that they're eating rainbow dash. when she is the whole story was a nightmare blah blah blah this one's great Celestia's Celestia's Everfree Forest Ranger Hoof SWAT team storms the cellar prevents Pinkie Pie from applying lethal damage to Rainbow Dash and takes her into custody another version the police show up and kill Pinkie Pie I kind of love that too I love the My Little Pony SWAT team comes in And it's just like freeze That's such a fun idea Also how do they not deliver the final blow Like if it's like towards That fucking pony's dead That pony's going to die You know what would have been a nice ending too Is that if Rainbow Dash did survive This whole ordeal Rainbow Dash is like blind Missing a fucking leg In a wheelchair in a sane asylum And like she sees it's nubs whatever and so it's just like you made it out all right we're so happy you survived and then rainbow dash is like you know what's the point some kind of existential thing if she's just like i'll never fly again right yeah i think i think that's i think it's good if it becomes like a war drama like a jacob's ladder kind of thing yeah exactly it's all parallel for like like faith and belief and stuff like that and like all this other stuff yeah that'd be so sick then it hard cuts back to her dying on the table like it was all just like her trial of faith yeah it's like all that happened in like the last few seconds of her life that was her life flashing before her eyes it's sick well rainbow dash eventually loses her sanity and kills pinky pie in an alternate version of the story rainbow dash brings pinky pie to the hospital and they reconcile oh my god of course Of course, there's somebody who's like, yeah, but a happy ending would be kind of cool, though.
57:07Yeah. Hey, actually, I totally forgive you. I totally forgive you for cutting off my wings and torturing me and shooting my fucking my cupcake out of my bladder or whatever and using it like a fucking like Bon Scott and ACDC, whatever. I really appreciate that. Well, that's your story for this week. I honestly am thrilled. This was a God. What a this was a nice refresher, man. I really enjoyed this one I'm glad this meant so much to you it really did and I hope we get more of this kind of stuff in the future because this is what we also need this is what creepypastas are this is creepypasta admittedly better than I remembered but still I can never forgive you for putting this out there there's going to be a thumbnail with my face on it that's related to My Little Pony you're going to be having sex with My Little Pony that's what I'm going to do No, no, you bet.
58:01I'm saying this right on 100. Do not do that. I have a reputation to keep in my community. No, I would never do that. I would never do that. Yes, you would. If I gave you permission to do that in a heartbeat. I would never do it. Thank you so much to our audio listeners for listening over on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and stuff. And also a huge shout out to our patrons. We appreciate you. Everyone, we will see you in the next one. Stay creeped. The one of me Being collared by an old man Was bad enough Do not put me in a compromising situation With the horse Thank you Bye
58:58Thank you.
59:53The End When it's your family. Balances duty to their country. An assassin is still out there. Stop! And each other. How do you protect the world and the people you love at the same time? Every case hits home on Line of Fire, Monday on NBC.
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