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24:46First off, you're in Minnesota. You're just outside this guy's house. Oh, my God. With the camera looking in. Jeez Louise. Okay, this is. Uh-oh. I feel like I would have a little bit of footage. I'd be like, that's all I need. And I'd run off. You know what I mean? What am I skulking around for? Goodbye. Also, I like the kid coming up and being like, hello, Daddy. I'm back. Get out of here. Okay, goodbye. Hello, Father. Yeah, 100 % though, that guy like basically fitting into his own face or whatever, that is 100 % me just outside. Outside my son's room, just screaming silently. You don't realize how you fucking ruined my life.

25:30You ruined my fucking life. Dad, I can hear you. Look at this Jeff the Killer tattoo. Go to sleep. Exactly. See that? It's on your inner side, Dad. Stop. Daddy's flexible. I'm like doing the full splits right in front of them. Try to call me Slim Jim. All right. Next one. What's the next one? Next one. Next one, storm safety tips. Storm safety tips. Is this going to be, is every time, is this going to be a thing where it's like storm safety tips? It's like, you know, be sure to watch for rain. and the next one's a guy just like peeping in on a woman who's just like like i don't know eating her fingers or something like that these people these people can't swim without fingers or something so is it going to be like that is that pretty much the gist every time the first the first couple are like that the first two or three all right where it's like here's a normal infomercial setup then it changes all right it's time to talk about something scary your health i know i don't go in the doctor as much as i should if i'm feeling sick i'll just lie in bed and sleep it away but that's only because i don't want to have to deal with the appointments insurance and blah blah blah blah blah that's why i have zocdoc zocdoc is a free app and website where you can search and compare high quality in-network doctors choose the right one for your needs and click to instantly book an appointment we're talking about in-network appointments with more than a hundred thousand health care providers across every specialty from mental health to dental health eye care to skin care and much more and the nice thing about zoc doc is that you can filter for doctors that take your insurance are nearby and are highly rated it's super easy to use and you can find an appointment time that works for you with the right doctor for your needs plus zoc doc appointments happen fast typically within just 24 to 72 hours of booking you can even score same day appointments you don't want to admit it but you should probably see a doctor so stop putting off those doctor's appointments and go to zocdoc.com creepcast to find and instantly book a top rated doctor today that's z-o-c-d-o-c.com slash creepcast zocdoc.com creepcast thank you zocdoc for sponsoring the episode back to our spooky story

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29:53Storm safety tips brought to you by Harbin's Technologies.

30:01Storms can be violent and dangerous. In this cassette, you will learn how to protect you and your family when a severe storm hits your home. Part 1. Prepare in advance. You do not want to get caught in a storm unprepared. To prepare your home in case of a storm, follow these steps. Step 1. Reinforce your home. This may involve improving structural support, replacing roof shingles, or fixing any possible leaks. Step 2. Install an early warning system. This will allow you to know beforehand of a storm or another danger is approaching your home. Recommended alibeto alarm for Harbing Technologies.

30:39Step 3. Create a storm bunker. Make sure the bunker matches the following measurements.

30:4910 feet by 18 feet concrete foundation at least 8 inches thick that's 8 inches which is well above average and it'll hurt her in the cinch of your bunker install large aluminum hemispheres 4 to 5 feet place short wave radio next to hemisphere we recommend the timber radio for harbors technologies within four to five feet still well above average yeah five feet only turn on radio in the event of an emergency part two what do you during a storm in the event that a storm hits your home it is important to follow these steps step one quietly take your family to your bunker your home does not belong to you now step two turn on shortwave radio ignore all sound produced by the radio these are auditory hallucinations why did i turn it on why did i turn with the remain calm why did i turn on the radio if it's elusive your tears are filled with salt what what what are you talking about part three after a storm

32:22if you believe the storm has passed carefully leave your bunker to survey for damages

32:30If your house has been severely damaged, check for movement inside.

32:39Do you hear the chime? You are safe. The storm has passed over. Look to the field. Do you see lights?

32:50Return to your bunker. You're about ready to be turned into Chunky Butter.

33:03Uh oh.

33:09Uh oh.

33:15Listen. Under your feet. They killed the last narrator. Crawling through the floor.

33:38Congratulations. You are now equipped to defend you and your family against the storms.

33:47All right. So that is storm safety test. So this is fun. So basically saying that in Minnesota, is it just Minnesota? Well, it says all over. in the first one it said that they're found all over north america yeah yeah but in this case i mean it's gonna say since the first thing we saw was minnesota those counties and it said everywhere i'm just gonna assume that we're just still staying in the like this local broadcast is for like a minnesota town and i like that they've made like weird sirens and shit like that uh shocking lack of uh man screaming at child through door so that one wasn't as good right right but i still kind of kind of a loss also it's a fun little thing of doing like storm safety tips but it's a storm you don't expect.

34:25That's fun. Yeah, it's more like a swarm. It's more like a ton of these things taking over your home and stuff like that. Again, within the analog core, which these first few are definitely standardized, but you'll see, like I said, it breaks the mold as we go on. But a lot of them are based around the idea that there's a local broadcasting network that's either been taken over by something or people within the network are trying to warn people about what's coming. So it's kind of like you get your storytelling off of just that. What's the most absurd thing that could still be scary? Like on paper, it seems ridiculous, but it would still be very frightening in one of these series.

35:01You know what I mean? On paper, absolutely ridiculous. You hear it and you're like, what? But then if you saw it practically, you'd be like, actually, that's horrifying. What would it be? Actually, I think probably an example of something that sounds goofy in concept, but is actually pretty freaky is the Walton files. Do you know about it? no so the walton files hold on i'll pull this up for reference real quick the wallet files i mean it's clearly based off five nights of freddy's right okay like the idea around it is like animatronics like in an old um where's an example like most of most of the early parts of it look like this where it's like it's like just hand-drawn like you know it's it's very five nights of freddy's like oh these animatronics kill people and stuff like that but the way martin walls draws some of these scenes is actually the way martin walls draws these characters a lot of the times like this like very goofy children's animation and the whole concepts around like these abandoned animatronics kill people and you're like yeah i mean it's like you know how scary could it be right kind of thing uh every now and then i'll be watching this thing there will be so sometimes like in some creepy segments you'll get where's that one of bond looking around you'll get stuff like this it's like well that's a little like the human teeth feature and stuff like that it's like that's a little unsettling but then he'll do he'll do art randomly or it's like where's the one where it kills them where yeah they'll be walking around with flashlights and it's like well that's a bit more this is a bit more menacing than a kid's cartoon like the face standing there and stuff like that but then he'll do these these little like mixed action things like there's one where it'll be shots like this uh and then this is the example i'm thinking of but there's one where it's like human eyes and they're looking around and then it'll hard cut to like someone getting killed so you see the dots of the eyes and then it comes on and it kills them and it'll show like to describe someone's face getting contorted inside of it it just shows like a 3d glimpse of like the face being shoved up into the mask and stuff like that i think that's a series that like the parts of it sound goofy in practice but they work together when they're played out together um and also the story of walt files is interesting between like what started them and all that stuff so that's that's an example so uh what would you think what would you think's the goofiest thing that could still work i don't know i was thinking like what like thinking of like the like these shape-shifting people or whatever here you know i was trying to think of like an alien species that like steals our nipples but doesn't realize that we have formula so it's trying to stop us from reproducing and feeding our babies but they actually just come in and steal your nipples i think on paper it seems stupid but i think practically an alien coming in and like peeling off your nipple in a way where it doesn't it's not like ripping it off it peels it to where then you're just your titty or your chest has like it's just flat i think that'd be very uncanny the nipple stealers i think like that would actually be kind of frightening and their whole objective is they're trying to starve the youth of the world so we can't repop we can't reproduce i can't i can't wait for you to get a studio budget one day does that not sound good yeah like imagine this kind of thing home fucking entertainment the fucking you know the super colliders going on the background it's just like watch your nipples you know like be sure to wear three layers of shirts you wake up and you just hear like

38:42whatever wake up and your head is gone or your nipples that would be look i'm in agreement with you that would be pretty frightening or if it was a species that was yeah it was like trying to stop people from reproducing that's how they kill they don't murder people but they they take out their reproductive organs, that'd be kind of cool. Like aliens that are castrating men or they're taking out women's wombs. Wouldn't that be kind of fucking weird? I don't know how you show that, but that'd be pretty fucking... You're like, what? It's like you're one of the few that still is able to bear a child.

39:11You have to save humanity. That would be pretty weird. That would be pretty weird. I'm not gonna... Or, actually, I had a dream one time when I was younger you know, I was really afraid of. I was in a dream when I was younger that there was like a silver man who would break a thermometer in my mouth and poison me with mercury that was like a big thing i was afraid of when i was younger the silver i can't tell my mom i'm dreaming of the silver man again and he just that's all i do break thermometers in my mouth while i'm sleeping and i'd never wake up it's very similar to that uh you ever seen that video of the guy who's getting mustard sprayed in his face he's like oh fuck oh have you seen that did something happen to you have you seen the mustard video thing to be afraid of now here type in type in man sleeping mustard it's one of my it's probably like one of my favorite videos on the internet it's so good yep see very top one there you go yeah right here click that no no no the top top one top one yeah this one all right click yeah give us some audio this is some devious shit dude imagine the silver man and this is actually a thermometer and this man on the couch is me.

40:24Is that a Betty Boop blanket?

40:55Shit. Shit, get the fuck out of here.

41:02Get the fuck out of here. What the fuck? Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. Fuck that. I got a big ass bitch ass.

41:27I

42:12All right, that's good. I was just saying, still less quiet than any Gemini home entertainment video. Bro, that was the amount of mustard. Look at that. I'm telling you. I'm telling you right now. It just keeps coming. I'll tell you right now. The mustard man is scarier than anything we've ever read on this channel. I can tell you that. Him walking through that house with all that mustard on his face was fucking horrifying. What's crazy is there's like a minute of him like, oh. There's just gallons of mustard. That's why I sympathize with him. I'm telling you my dreams. That's what it was like.

42:48imagine that's all mercury from a thermometer did someone like threaten you with mercury sometime or something why would you be afraid of that I don't know I think my grandpa I was like I was like what's inside this and he said mercury and he was just like yeah he's like it'll kill you he's like put it in our mouth but it could kill us and I think that freaked me out when I was younger but anyways I remember I remember one time my grandfather just passively told a story about a boy who was at a public swimming pool who like jumped into the water and he had swallowed a lot of water and then that night he drowned um so i was terrified every time i got into a pool that i would swallow water he drowned from how does that make sense are you sure your grandpa i mean it does no no it seems like he's confessing crimes to you yeah guy was that was a story grape and he choked later by me strangling him with my beer man i should watch that one of those grapes on grandpa oh yeah yeah that was just a thing that never happened like he just said he just thought that happened and said it one day but it freaked me out for a long time so I can sympathize next one artificial computer learning ahead of his time with AI just my god what's insane is that you're not even at a quarter volume good lord yeah I can make it worse good god turn it down God!

44:13God!

44:16A demonstration of artificial thought in computer learning. For the past four years... Oh, go ahead. No, you go ahead. No, you got it. You're already gone. Regnac Computing have been developing artificial computer intelligence using new revolutionary methods. These methods have led to produce the world's... Okay. As a test of this intelligence's abilities, we gave it the task of creating an original intelligence story in the format of a children's storybook. Three iterations of the story will be shown, illustrating the creation process utilized by the artificial intelligence. All right. Regnat computing really hitting a chat GPT before GPT was around.

44:53All right. Right. Iteration one. You can read these. Jack leapt over the river. Married to follow together. Okay. I'll turn it down. I'll turn it down. God. Travel follow the secret. There we go. My God. It's barely on. Jack the River. It is dead. What?

45:22That's a children's story. First iteration test. He'd insufficient results. Though patterns and story consistency are clearly visible, albeit unrefined. If the computer had its dead as the last bit, I think that's just a fail all around the world. Jack leapt over the river. Jack leaped. Jack leaped over the river. Mary followed close behind. Is it leaped or leapt? It's leapt. It's leapt. They are searching for the secret place.

45:55I hear you. What? Can you imagine the guy on the computer? I don't know about that last point. The intelligence builds upon its previous iteration. utilizing complex wordage and proper grammar and formatting jack lep jack leapt over the river there goes mary down the stream

46:24the river flows but not with water uh-oh with what pp or is it blood or pp I don't think it's PP I don't think that's where the story's getting to The telethon seems to diverge from its original path and begins a more complex branch of sentences Jack heard it again

46:49There's a voice from space

46:55Jack do you see me?

47:01I have become something else is this in the i think this is uh this is mary perhaps maybe she's dead and now she's talking to him from the grave so i think um a lot a lot of these analog horror series you've stuff up to speculation on purpose but that uh with my theory for what the series is that's what i think is happening there it'll become more apparent later too i have another idea for a uh for a horror analog series uh-huh listen to the silver box computer the computer probably the stars are moving now

47:43ooh stars that's a money sign hell yeah do you see the hungry eye oh all the s's are the money sign here I am

47:58is that a flying saucer

48:04you're in a little marble hornets vibe there eh mm-hmm wrapping at the door the video should have demonstrated you the capabilities of regnad computing's artificial intelligence not very good dude we hope to have this technology available for commercial and personal use within the year i tell you what i would not be i would be a happy investor if that was the demo video what's your idea my idea would be it's the ghost of Lou Bega and then every time that you hear the song Mambo number 5 coming in your house that's how you know Lou Bega is there to kill you what if it's that

48:441, 2, 3, 4, 5 everybody hit the club let's go smoke a bowl that would actually be fucking horrifying it's just slowly getting louder from the basement are you kidding me how would you call Lou Bega you have to say his name five times because Mambo number five right or would you say his name would you say Bega Lou

49:09I think you know there is the idea of like something getting closer to kill you but it's dancing towards you you know it's Lou Bega dancing towards you you can hear him dancing up your steps and singing that song. He has his iPhone out in his shirt pocket and it's playing his song and he's like dancing up the stairs. That's actually kind of menacing. It's fucking horrifying. If you say Begalu five times into the reflection of a saxophone, that's when he shows up. What if he's not even looking at you? He's just moving towards you, but always looking forward. So like as he's coming up the stairs, you're like perpendicular to the stairs.

49:49He's not even looking at you. He's like looking straight up the staircase, but he's coming up the stairs towards you. I think he's looking at you because the whole thing is he's going to put on a show before he kills you. You have to listen to the entirety of Mambo No. 5 before he kills you. All right. Are you ready for the next one? Our solar system. Our solar system.

50:12You want to read this one? Our solar system.

50:26the sun situated 149 million miles away the sun provides light for our entire solar system without it earth would be a barren frozen rock thank you sun thank you sun mercury As one of the smallest planets in our solar system, Mercury is also the hottest.

50:59It sits perilously close to the sun. It only takes 87 days to orbit around it.

51:07Venus

51:12As the second brightest object in the night sky, Venus can sometimes be seen from Earth. The average surface temperature of the planet is 462 degrees Celsius.

51:28Earth. Earth is one of the only planets in our solar system capable of supporting life. With 71 % of the planet covered with water, it's a miracle we can all fit.

51:48Dune. Often called the Red Planet, Mars is a mostly barren desert world. Dune? Pieces of Mars have fallen to Earth in the form of meteorites. Jupiter. As a gas giant, Jupiter has no solid surface, which makes it impossible to stand on it. The large spot on the planet is known as the Great Red Spot. It is not an eye. Debatable. Saturn. Although mostly a gas giant, there may be a large, solid core deep inside the planet.

52:29This planet's prominent rings are quite a sight to behold. They are the gateway.

52:38Uranus. This planet is classified as an ice giant and is the coldest planet in our solar system. Unlike most planets, Uranus rotates on its side.

52:54Neptune A large storm rages in the planet, called the Great Dark Spot. It is the lens. Neptune has been mutated.

53:22The iris.

53:30It is with us now.

53:36Laughing at us. Lubega.

53:56Behold.

54:07Shooting a goddamn Kamehameha wave all the way from Neptune to Earth.

54:20Pluto that's the smallest planet in our solar system Pluto is only 1188.3 kilometers in radius although it hangs at the edge of our solar system this planet isn't going anywhere there you go so more lore so it's interesting how much of these turn into a cosmic horror are a lot of them cosmic horror related you think because green was kind of a lot of them so is midwest angelica and stuff yep so is local 58 uh i think a lot of them kind of like using which i like it too using the analog horror format as a gateway to some unknown like you know beyond entity is that the same with mandela catalog too no mandela catalog is much more religious horror it's like demons and that kind of thing um but like local 58 is uh like a cosmic horror entity uh gemini is so a lot a lot of the big hitters are for sure right all right camp information video

55:25moonlight acres family camp established 1930 come visit moonlight acres family camp gosh i love the mountains since our founding Moonlight Acres has been devoted to family and creating memories.

55:42Our campground is as pristine and beautiful as ever, a relic from the past. Many of the original camp buildings remain untouched since the initial closure.

55:56Let's look at some of the activities our camp has to offer.

56:12Hiking With so many expansive trails, hiking is a regular occurrence at our camp. Just make sure you don't get lost.

56:25Archery has been a tradition throughout our camp's lifetime, with the targets getting more extravagant every year. our canoe trips are always a blast

56:40and let's not forget about our famous lights in the sky event the harvest

56:51the what what was that one what was that back pardon me roll that back excuse me Ma 'am. No need to pinch a tent. Moonlight Acres has tons of places to lay your head. Cabins. Sleep in luxury at one of our family cabins, completely burrow-free. Excuse me, the what? They do what? For the kids, we have separate boys and girls cabins, each with fun activities all year round. Feeling rustic? Stay at one of the camp's original cabins, which are frequently cleaned and always cozy. Each and every cabin on Moonlight Acres is beautifully decorated. With the most up-to-date safety technology, you can rest assured knowing your security is in our hands.

57:40Hello?

57:44No, thank you. Do not answer the knocking at the door. Ethos. An important part of Moonlight Acres' legacy is its mythos. tall tales have been told from person to person throughout the camp's lifetime. In 1935, rumors of strange well-dressed men visiting the camp began to make the rounds. It is said that the men would ask to enter the camp administrator's cabin every night for years.

58:18One night, a deal was made with the strange men and they left the camp, never to be seen again.

58:29Another popular myth arose in the 30s when campgoers began to have sightings of skinwalkers.

58:48people's obsession with skinwalkers on the internet is crazy yeah yeah i mean they're they're a very pliable creature you can do a lot with them hello

59:03god damn old monkey coming out there

59:10vessels Adam Levitch Men's Club Supervisor answered the door Barry Johnson Assistant Activity Supervisor answered the door Truman Michaels answered door Bethany Newman answered door Alec Davison Dorothy Bates asked to enter

59:35so another entry what'd you think of that one? you know I like the little mythos thing i think it's fun all right next one lethal omen commercial so this one actually hold let me see if it's still there uh is it still there yes okay so the first live stream okay so this this one is about a video game called lethal omen right okay uh on itch.io you can play the lethal omen game and the first uh live stream i ever did was me playing lethal omen and like going through and getting the different possible endings because there's a bunch of different ways it can go. I don't remember all of them, but I have very fond memories of this.

1:00:20Lethal Omen. Intense action.

1:00:30Challenging puzzles.

1:00:36High quality graphics.

1:00:53$29.99 plus tax available for Regnad computing brand personal computers so you know obviously the game's set at moonlight acres i would uh I'd play this game. The game itself on itch is very impressive. There's a ton of secrets and like different paths you can find. Oh, fun. You can actually play it. Yeah, that's what... Did you not hear me at the beginning? Oh, no. Sorry. Yes, what I was saying, since you did it since I wasn't coming through, you could play the game here and the first live stream I ever did was me playing Lethal Omen. Oh, really? That's fun. Which I appreciate that level of detail that you can actually play the games.

1:01:35those uh newspapers are about like a bunch of people going missing from the camp well you can see the face in there that's cool

1:01:48and then that i love it i love how uncanny it looks

1:01:55he's not dying

1:02:04it's cool they're 3d of the alarm there we've been seeing yep

1:02:12and then the bunker from storm safety yeah there's the little dome and stuff and the uh the radio radio and all that

1:02:25uh oh uh oh

1:02:50the light get them lethal omen uses revolutionary artificial intelligence as a basis for its video game engine

1:03:07uh oh watch out for the lights

1:03:17footsteps are kind of loud buddy

1:03:27I don't know what that noise was about. That's not particularly exciting.

1:03:35Don't mind me. I'm going to mosey off here.

1:03:45I thought I saw something to the right. Maybe not.

1:03:59the iris the iris the iris is kind of like a fun take on like a flying saucer or something yeah i like it's very similar to did you ever play the dead space games i played the first one at the end of the third one you realize that the source of the marker control are these moons that have effectively been mutated into these giant entities. So you have to like kill the moon. And I always thought that was a cool idea of like a giant like astral body being the entity you have to stop. I remember in the game, there was a few different endings. There was one where you sacrifice someone to save yourself.

1:04:45There was another where like you think the sun's rising, but it's actually like the iris. There was a few different ways it ended. Is this still going on? Jim, or is it over? The last entry was three years ago, but there's also been three-year gaps before, so who knows? But currently, yeah. But currently, yeah, it ends with Old Bones. All right. Wilderness Survival Guide. This one has one of the most iconic scenes from the whole series. A lot of people, when they think of analog horror, to think about the end of this one. Fucking spoils, man! Spoils! Jack Wilders' Wilderness Survival Guide. Whether you're camping, hiking, or hunting, it's important to stay safe when you're going into the wilderness.

1:05:32This cassette will teach you many survival tips that might just save your life. I'm Jack Wilders. Essentials. Be prepared. There's a basic knowledge that every wildlife explorer should know including what equipment to keep on hand basic equipment should include a water flask dom perishable foods first aid kit matches covers a knife stored these items in a backpack would you thank you i'm jack wilders thorns ditches and rivers could lead to serious injury if not accounted for i could see myself drowning in a river take care like a six inch one. Yeah, it's very, very shallow. Camping or hiking in private properties or hunting grounds could lead to serious fines or worse.

1:06:22Always make sure you have the proper permits before entering an area, would you? I'm Jack Wilders. Things to avoid wildlife. Bears, cougars, and moose. Moose are actually so fucking frightening. If you come face to face with any of these animals, stay calm. Do not run. Slowly back away, keeping your eye on the animal. Hit the gritty. If the animal displays aggression, raise your voice and speak sternly. Get out of here! Keep backing away until you're out of view of the animal. Once out of eyesight, report the... That was...

1:07:03Don't worry about that. I'm Jack Wilder. Did anyone else see that? I'm Jack Wilder. Did anyone see that? Martha, did you see... what okay I guess that was just me

1:07:24wait nature's my Martha what the hell is this is a practical joke okay go back to normal here always keep a first-aid kid on are you sure that was just me

1:07:45Let's just talk about sounds. I mean, you're going to go here and we're in a wildlife, right? That's an electric pole. Not really necessarily. You want to watch out for coyote howls. I mean, they're going to sound like kids crying. It is what it is. It's coyote howls. I'm Jack Wilders. This is a bit of an unconventional recording so far. The next one is a cougar. There's a cougar scream. Very typical. This is outside my backyard. Took a little... Took my iPhone out and recorded these. I'm still pretty shocked by the visuals I saw earlier, but... Let's see. Two years to the next, let's see if you're an owl.

1:08:30Okay.

1:08:33I do not remember... I don't remember recording this one. I'm Jack Wilders. Martha! Did you fuck with the shit?

1:08:47Jack Wilders Okay If you hear any of these sounds Leave there immediately There's a man screaming for help So I would assume so Do not move toward the sound If you hear them They have already heard you Okay what does that mean? What the hell does that even mean? I'm Jack Wilders This makes no sense Okay I guess we're just gonna talk about Building a campfire now We're gonna kind of avoid that You'll need wood Large stones Dry grass leaves dry twigs, branches, matches, or dry lo - I really - we'll just go - we need to move past it. I should have taken my heart medication earlier. Create a ring of stones in desired location.

1:09:29That's so you don't burn down the whole goddamn area. Gotta make sure it can just stay contained. Do that. This is me setting this up in my backyard. This is about 1130 at night the other day. I like to wear large mittens Oop, couldn't get it Oop, fourth time's the charm Oop, fifth time's the charm Oop, sixth time's the charm Oop, maybe seventh time's the charm I really can't seem to get that going What do you do if the fire starts? Follow the lights Don't know really how that helps with my matchbook those logs are a bit big for the okay

1:10:20I love this so good

1:10:47I'm Jack Wilder

1:11:03My dude is bugging.

1:11:09This is my child in our backyard.

1:11:17He's fine. I'm Jack Wilder. He's fine. If you believe if you believe you've been infected through a wound, do the following. Watch with water and soap. Use antibiotic ointment on injury. Put a bullet in your head. Forced to rip forward objects from body. Good God.

1:11:42Would you leave me alone? Fuck.

1:11:48them white boys always acting up this is uh this has been jack wilder's wilderness survival guide uh the timing on that first one where you're doing the i'm jack wilder thing and then he turns back and it's nature's mockery oh yeah um are you sure about this So that's just that was a skinwalker out there just trying to lure somebody, right? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, that was which I love that. I love that him standing completely still and jilted screaming like help. Help me. That's so good. Wasn't that like a trend on Instagram? Like a year or two ago. Yeah.

1:12:35I was like, they're like still like mogging the camera and shit. Yeah. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, I think this. uh the skinwalker thing's like you know been a thing for a long time but i really like gemini's take on it it's there's something so uncanny about like the uh that's such a guttural voice coming out of something completely still just walking around yeah well the silhouette there too is fun but it's like just completely blacked out and yeah it's fun yeah yeah all right All right, next one, sleep image visualizer.

1:13:12Hubbing technologies.

1:13:17Sleep image visualizer, setup and information.

1:13:26Introduction to the sleep image visualizer. Sleep image visualizer, main module. Computer connection port. Module power port. It's a connection port. Configuration panel.

1:13:48Seven set. Module connection cord. Observation pods. Allama noem dome. Adjustable clump.

1:14:04Setting up the Sleep Image Visualizer. Connect the Sleep Image Visualizer to your computer using code provider.

1:14:21Connect the Sleep Image Visualizer and set the Sleep Image Visualizer to your computer using code provider.

1:14:38It started out as Indian, but now it's like falling off into a desert somewhere. Boot up your poster and I can boot your own sleep in your visualizer. Oh, my. So far. Doesn't that look comfy?

1:14:57Sleep in your visualizer. Leva Jacobs. Begun at 524 a.m. December 12th. In dad. 530 a.m. December 12th. He's in there six minutes.

1:15:10He's in there six minutes. He's looking at a light switch. What's to the right of it? A wood panel. Wood panel. Place this slightly further to the right of the wood panel. The dark room. Did you not see that right there? Oh. Goddamn my fucking eyes. Like an egg. Oh, it's a man's face. It's a face. It's a man's face. There you go. Don't hit me with a there you go. Come on, man. plus the sleepy visualizer has set on your head turn the sleep into its visualizer main module on in line bed your sleepy visualizer will begin recording automatically sleepy time stick figure on mountain hey wave goodnight goodnight sleep figure goodnight to you

1:16:11so there's a man looking at him in the doorway in his dreams that was the sleep

1:16:23sleep image visualization at your garden began at 4 6 a.m. June 24th in date for 10 a.m. June 24th 6 minutes in that's a cool room an observatory that's really cool one of those ceiling projectors I'd love to get fucking zooted and listen to Comfortably Numb and have a Pink Floyd light show in there man upon waking up check your computer for fully rendered sleep image visualization go ahead you saw that remember Thank you for taking part in sleep image visualization program. Please note that all sleep image visualizations are automatically sent and legal. Okay, so. All right. My bad. Sleep image visualization, Jack Jean.

1:17:18Okay, well, you saw the time. It said he was asleep for three days.

1:17:27god damn rock and full sleep and just absolute levi or wranglers brutal no wonder he had a sleep paralysis nightmare

1:17:43hello Hello? Hello? So, reminder, the sleep image visualizer takes images from your unconscious mind and visualizes them. These images do not represent reality.

1:18:02Dreams cannot tell the future, or so we think. all right joseph allen hey he has not ended yet he's still sleeping right yep okay okay all right joe is undergoing the rapture currently joe joe okay they just see that on the monitor and then he disappears just pops out of the bed okay cut that thumbnail all right dear god well the one of me yeah you know who made that take one guess who made that i don't know who made it nate that's nate good lord sleep image visualizer the idea of like being able to project whatever's in your dreams to a monitor is terrifying. I would never do it. Yeah, that'd be a fun concept for a horrible idea.

1:19:05Yeah, fun concept for horror. Would never do it IRL. I would be very fearful to have my dreams blast out there. I dream a lot of very weird things. I would be very embarrassed. Yeah, I agree. Do you want to talk about your weird dreams? Was that a setup to something? I had a weird dream last night. There it is. Okay, what was it? I had a dream that I was like trying on overalls at the Carhartt store. And I feel like that's just because of a one new or I don't know why, but I was at the car store doing it. But then like I was wearing like red high heels the whole time. So like I was like in these black giant bib overalls, but I was like click clacking around the car store with high heels on.

1:19:43And this guy was just like, you want to take off your shoes?

1:19:50And I was like, no, that's OK. And I kept trying on these overalls, but the stiletto heels kept getting digging into the bib overalls. It was just very complicated. that was like seriously it felt like a nine hour long dream so to see that projected would be that would be something all right would be uh i don't really know what you would get or what you get or take away from it but uh yeah i don't think they don't think that really benefits humanity in any kind of way so there you go that was the dream i had and i'm gonna i'm gonna breeze past the implications of that we're just gonna go on to games for kids what implication is it I said we're going to breeze past it so Games for Kids it is Games for Kids Jim and I home entertainment Here give me your best Hey kids Hey kids Are you bored?

1:20:41Need some new fun games to play? Well you're in luck Games for Kids List of fun classic games to play with friends Game 1 hide and go seek one player is chosen as a seeker while everyone else are hiders I never liked that game never liked hide and go seek the seeker just counts to 20 that searches for the hiders how do you not like hide and go seek my friends would never come find me they'd just leave me where I was hiding I didn't like that I didn't like that I feel sad that's great all right everyone let's play hide and seek as soon as hunter runs off they're like all right now yeah i would try very hard mortal combat they would not hide they wouldn't hide very well so i found them very quickly that was my turn to hide it lasts forever and i had to walk i'd be like you guys must not be able to find me and they'd say oh no we didn't so they definitely did just not even try uh freeze tag it has to chase attack the runners when a runner's tagged they freeze.

1:21:52If a frozen runner is tagged by another runner, they get to play again. Freeze tag was always fun. Hello.

1:22:06When all the runners are frozen, it wins. Game three. Sardines.

1:22:15sardines is similar to hide and go seek except one player is chosen as the hider and everyone else is seekers that feels more familiar to me

1:22:26the seekers count to 20 while the hider hides as fast as they can when a seeker finds the hider they try their best to hide with them

1:22:48found you the game ends when everybody is hiding

1:22:58game four feed the woods okay oh jack walter i'm glad you're here how the hell did I get back here I'm Jack Wilder what the hell is this sneak outside very quietly and gather all of your friends

1:23:21go into the woods

1:23:26walk until you cannot see the lights anymore no no scream at the top of your lungs

1:23:39I'd say was a real yeah what I'll say after this

1:24:15how'd you get up there

1:24:19is it the iris I think it's the hungry eye one of the lights in the field

1:24:33these sounds sound like how my stomach feels

1:24:46game ends when the forest is fed oh good oh good sir

1:24:59okay alrighty I'm Jack Wilder all right now jack walter i don't like the wilderness anymore

1:25:12found you i love that it's so good the way you the way you fucking said found you fucking haunting and you found you i love that i love i love like the arrow like it shows hide and seek than the air on earth found you beep beep beep found you i was just gonna say i love like the whole formatting of that episode how it starts with hey um like oh here's a game of hide and go seek where like everyone hides from one thing and it's like the initial infection then freeze tag it's grabbing more and then sardines they're all looking for the one person that's left yeah i mean like it mirrors how these things take over it's done that in a great way so far we found that with like the wilderness stuff and everything of like taking habits of like birds are taking like being able to relate like almost like childlike or innocent things and it's like you realize that that's the exact same thing that's happening with like this cosmic entity that's attacking Earth or whatever.

1:26:10Pretty fun. Yeah. I watched that movie Michael last night. That was what you were going to say. Yeah, that was legitimately a horror film. Why was it a horror film? It's just the way that they produced it. Like Hey guys, how's it going? Like Michael, what the hell did you just do? He's like, this is my new monkey bubbles. He gets his monkey and the monkey is completely CGI. He's like, damn it, Michael, that's a wild animal. And he's like, yeah, it's key. I'm going to take care of it, dude. He does that and then there's this giant CGI monkey there. The whole time he's like, I'm going to make the greatest album in the world.

1:26:47And it's thriller, whatever. And it's just it's a laughably bad movie. Anyways, that's all I was going to say. It's a horror film. It feels like a horror film. yeah damn it Michael what'd you do your nose I want a new image did you see all those videos of like during the theater like people would go up and like do the dances oh man the Michael Jackson fans they love it yeah he has this part in the movie too where he like sees the footage on TV and it's like the bloods and crips killing each other in neighborhoods you know so then he tells his agents he's like and they're like okay well michael they're only there because you're there so be careful and he goes in there and they're all dancing first off and he's like yeah that was pretty cool i think dancing and music can save the world and they're like okay and he's like come on let's do it together and they're all like he's rehearsing his thriller dance with the bloods and crips and i'm like there is no way this actually happened he's like that was pretty cute right guys and they're like yeah thank you michael jackson we're not gonna be in gangs anymore i'm like there's no way that ever happened is that an actual scene in the movie legitimately he's sitting there he's like that's actually what happens did michael jackson really dance with blood and crypts michael jackson actually did use real blood and crypts while uh filming his 1983 beat it music video however while they appeared on screen they did not dance okay well that's not what the movie me so so whatever so that fucking google's lying because i saw it in the movie how did they handle the accusations they did not surprisingly the movie ended right around the time that started so interesting convenient for them even yeah well he certainly beat it beat it beat it just beat it Gemini.

1:28:47Advanced mining vehicle. Namad. Northern Alberta mining and development. After years of development, Namad is proud to unveil the future of mining technology.

1:29:08Oh, that's cool. The remote-operated compact tunnler is the vehicle to revolutionize mining. Controlled entirely via computer, the ROCT makes it safe at travers - Places where humans can't, basically. That's cool. It just keeps drilling. That's fun. Yep. Equipped with four treads in the vehicle's body, difficult terrain is no longer an issue. With highly advanced maneuverability, there's no need to worry if you get caught between a rock and a hard place. The ROCT uses two high-powered hydroglyls to maneuver quickly and efficiently through rock and clay.

1:29:49Okay, I don't like this. I don't, sir, I don't like this. A rotating camera attached to the vehicle provides a live video feed of the ROCT. The camera can pivot 360 horizontally and 90 degrees vertically via the control terminal. The camera is capable of 100 to 300 millimeter optical zoom to focus on important details.

1:30:14The fuck is that?

1:30:21A compact microphone provides live audio. Why? Why would you need that? You wouldn't need that. This is especially handy for listening for hazards such as running water or nest. Okay, well, I guess you could, but still, we don't need that now. I don't like caves. isaiah oh yeah that's right you don't my god

1:30:49don't need to zoom we're zooming on nothing okay we can back out of that we can back out We can back out of that. Okay. Alrighty. Someone's definitely grabbing the ROTC. Did you see the depths?

1:31:09It's compromised now here. Did you see how deep it went all at once? No. I see it's at 145 now, but what was it at before? Look at it as it's going down. Okay, so it went down. It went down basically triple. Yep, there it goes. Okay. Just slide down. Alrighty. No need to reboot. It's lost cause. Lost cause.

1:31:40I really don't think we want to bring him back from what's happening.

1:31:46I like how the robot's like, I am in trouble. bring me up bring me up

1:31:57please kill me so we're in the actual depths of hell this absolute blackness around us alrighty an additional grade battery ensures long life for the ROTC a special casing keeps the battery secure and allows for a reboot in the case that the vehicle is compromised oh good goody good for us oh god okay I thought that was a I thought that was a belly for a second. Okay. Alright. What the hell is that? Is that a root? Okay. No, thank you, sir. Alright, that is some kind of living organ.

1:32:46Thank God we have optimal zoom.

1:33:05okay going deeper down all righty blood pumps through the garden's veins okay the crops mature well good

1:33:35okay no need to nope no no no nope all right that's the literal sun down here run away from that ROTC my love my muse run away good man get out of there oh righty oh god there's multiple of them poor ROTC I feel bad for the little machine get her okay you're only going deeper you need to go the literal opposite direction please i think he fell you stupid son of a bitch i think he fell he said oh yeah the lens is all cracked

1:34:29okay shifting tendons shape anatomy uh-huh mutation of the heart that's four milkshakes for me that's what that is yeah deep fried foods and red 40 mutate hunter's heart

1:34:52there's no pointing zooming why zoom

1:35:00okay

1:35:07oh he is there goes that depth again he is really really getting down there alright

1:35:22we hope you enjoyed this demonstration of the remote operated compact tunneler more information regarding the ROCT can be found in your booklet that so far was my favorite one I like that one yeah that's a good one yeah that's a good one daddy liked that one he do like you do like i enjoy as well um which i'm gonna go ahead and say i think my favorite in the whole series is shifting tinnas is good it's probably home invasion help which we'll get to soon all right next one deep root disease let's do it deep root disease deep root disease

1:36:01this entire this idea too of like the infection spreading underground is pretty cool yeah yeah down there they like grow new ones and that's what you saw hatching at the end

1:36:24roots roots begin to form from the underside of bulbs once rooting stage begins the speed of the growth increases as rooting stage progresses it's weird it looks like uh like the worms that you like you know i mean like the fucking like almost like heartworms or something yeah yeah looks like a nest of things the roots will continue forming until coming into contact with the bone once contact is made the roots are able to spread freely contraction so this is why in jack wilder's uh guide it said to rip any foreign bodies out immediately right because they'll just start my station will explain how to yes yeah yellow grow inside of you this is how you may develop deep root disease

1:37:15also jack was the name of one of the people who underwent the siv study when he was asleep and he saw the person sitting at the end of his bed

1:37:27typically appearing on any normally exposed part of the body arms legs and neck bulbs are the first visible sign of deep root disease bulbs can range from two centimeters to 10 across meaning the growth may remain unnoticed for any amount of time for the first few hours of appearance bulbs feel hollow and may be pressed down with ease once rooting stage begins the bulb will become solid and those affected may experience pain when pressure is applied to the area. Also, if you'll remember, hold on, the area will become inflamed as the rooting stage progresses and small sores may appear around the affected area.

1:38:00As the rooting stage reaches its climax, these lumps will begin to form more rapidly. Inflammation then abruptly halts as sprouting begins. So nasty. Diagnosis. You know what kind of fucking reminds me of his seed ticks? Seed ticks are fucked, man. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. If you believe somebody you know is contracted deeper disease, so, so, all right, diagnosis. For a bulb on exposed skin. For erratic muscle spasms. They're home for unrecognizable smells.

1:38:37Ask if they can recall their mother's name. If they have stopped dreaming. They have felt new bones. you know things that people will probably tell you anyway if four or more of these tests describe an individual you know they've become something else proceed with protective safety measures so one thing um to mention the the dreaming thing occurs more and more because there's dreaming there there's the aluminum dome in the siv studies that they collect dreams with they put over your head and there's also the aluminum dome that they want you to put in the bunker right i'm confused by why they want why you wanted to put it in the bunker though why do you why do you need to like a little four foot bunk like a dome in your bunker that's a great question is it just the idea of it's like i mean unless i'm just jumping the gun but is it just something where it's like it's an an object or something that's like able to bounce off these waves or something or like bounce off the the signals it's trying to shoot i don't know it's just kind of interesting well i mean there's different theories but the my idea with it is you have the aluminum dome, which like we know from SIV causes you to, um, it picks up brain waves and stuff like that.

1:39:48And then you have a radio next to it that they say causes hallucinations. So perhaps they're set up in that way to, um, further endanger you by letting you speak directly to the Iris as a sort of beacon. Um, who knows the only person, the only like source of information I trust is Jack Wilder because Jack Wilder actually did give correct information. Don't go towards screaming and then he was one of the people that underwent a dream study and something was stalking him and if you'll remember all the way back to the third episode the artificial intelligence one the story the computer told was of jack and mary right jack jumped over the river but mary swam down or got caught flowing down whatever yeah so you have like this idea of jack getting by and then he makes a survival guide thing to stay away from them so he's probably knowledgeable

1:40:41Oh, that's fun. No. Little hand. Aaaaaah! Sprouting. Oof. There go your bones.

1:41:07all right next up we have the the uh the sprouting and stuff you always thought was creepy is uh we're just like a weird gross kind of constant like you never leave potatoes out for too long sweet potatoes or regular potatoes yeah and then just start sprouting and growing those things i always thought that that was just such a fucking weird thing like you walk down one day and they're just changed you're like uh what the fuck yeah they're growing out and they start to like bloom almost off of them yeah it's weird it's like even though they're like set away laying on a counter they will begin to like it's like they're morphing yeah yeah um all right yeah monthly progress report regnad computing monthly progress report project infrared manager duncan parnell Organizer Kennedy Silva Manager Alex Moore Alexis Moore 84 % complete.

1:42:01Status and client are active and communication is available.

1:42:10Project Description Study of assisted technological process via artificial computer learning for the following purposes.

1:42:21To predict and prevent future technological failures, to advance in the field of technological discovery, especially computer processing and memory. Future processing, predictive advancement, failure avoidance, and ACL communication. Developments throughout the month of October have led to a drastic increase in graphical capabilities for RegNad brand personal computers. the above image displays a video game demonstration created to showcase the graphical capabilities possible with recent advancements so there it's like you know reg nad computing has made this video game as a gateway to some greater goal right yeah well that's what i'm wondering is regnet almost feels like they're in on it or they're trying to like it's it's weird it's set up as a warning but it almost feels like the entities that are coming to earth are like trying to persuade you with these kind of fucking like little videos doesn't Yeah, yeah, there's something behind it.

1:43:12Something's operating it. A total of 15 simulations have been run during the month of October, with each test giving you insight into unprecedented technological advancements. With the help of ACL and our client, we are expected to pass all of our competitors within the year in the field of graphics, RAM, and processing power. By running hypothetical scenarios through the ACL system, we have successfully avoided 23 technological failures in RegNAT Computing's future.

1:43:40This would not have been possible without the support and wisdom from our client, who spearheaded our artificial computer learning projects. ACL Communication All communications made with our client throughout the month of October have been recorded via the ACL monitor room and will now be showcased in this tape. All systems online. Activating transmitter array.

1:44:08transmitter array active

1:44:15speaking room online huh that's fine entering prompt earth client ready for speaker yeah it's like it's like the fucking alien is uh it's already controlled people who are like in charge of these programs and they're able to like submit and like reprogram people yeah they're communicating through these systems they're talking back to the iris receiving iteration i'm always such a sucker for these like blood like these vein nervous system looking sprout type stuff mary sees the gateway die Sleeping ones are eaten whole. The vessel floats into the maw. The jaw unhinges.

1:45:18So that's what it said regarding Earth. Next prompt, moonlight.

1:45:34New things roam the feeding grounds The harbinger guards in vain

1:45:44Mary hears a creaking sound The hungry eye is welcomed

1:46:02New prompt, Jack. Generation. Jack is with us now.

1:46:25Jack is us now.

1:46:49In short, the progress made throughout the month of October has drastically increased our technological capabilities. Our client's influence on the ACL system has allowed for tremendous progress to be made. we expect to meet our client in person in as little as seven months don't like that do you think that this is do you think that this is like normal human people that are actually still promoting like like doing human things but like totally under the guise you know what I mean like they don't see that how fucking like weird and crazy this is well I think like the wires and stuff like that they do but I think it's probably like some scientists who were running this basically found God you know they found this impossible being in the solar system and they're just doing it spitting well that's what i'm saying but they have to be under the influence though right they're not like of sound mind under the influence well if they are of sound mind i think it's just because maybe this thing has promised that they'll be spared i see you know when it comes so they have no option but to they feel they have no option but to give in right but what it wants right we get more hints there towards jack and mary right like they want jack it says that jack is with us now mary welcomed in the hungry eye right which goes back to jack jumped over the river and mary flowed down it all right so jack wilder the true the unsung hero of this story all right christmas eve party moonlight acres family camp 1985 christmas eve party i love that

1:48:12barry johnson i don't know what it is about christmas music christmas music is always so fucking creepy man it's it there's uh i think it's because there's this nostalgia and the tones of it are always very echoey kind of old well i think it's also it's it's like so innocent but it's like haunting at the same it makes me think of death every time i think of christmas music i think of like yeah i mean not like it not like the pop ones but like these old ones like you're like the like the oh christmas tree i think this is what this one was it's just uh whenever it's up music and it's just the instruments it just feels like some uncanny fucking death sound to me it feels like a strange it feels out of place a lot of the time yeah like something's coming so here we have coordinator barry johnson photography by bo nadler but the videography is jack and mary dean

1:49:06some just moved past the screen yeah well it's a christmas party so someone walked by I did not read it like that. That's fucking creepy.

1:49:23Someone really did try the snowman.

1:49:33Okay. All right. Also, whenever this shit happens to whenever stuff happens near like religious holidays like Christmas or something it always does feel like it's like God's returning you know what I mean like this feels like now a religious

1:49:53okay nevermind well that's kind of sound maybe maybe not alright maybe that wasn't God I could just see people taking this and being like oh it's a second coming or you know what I mean something like that yeah especially with the planet coming to the earth and all that

1:50:19nope i love that nope i love that no like a hand yep nope no not only a hand a fucking giant hand he covered the whole fucking roof isaiah good lord okay all right the knocking at moonlight acres don't answer the door

1:50:50god

1:51:04Nope.

1:51:40lakeside cabin home of celebrations

1:51:47yay alex whittler and videographer jack dean

1:51:56i'm guessing those are some of the people too that have been standing outside and screaming oh there's mary oh good mary that's fun Mary's with us now the John hinges yay that one was really good I like that that was that was fun yeah that one's killer and then it'll be I'm sure someone put in the description but I remember in my video that that pitch like this the noises you hear is actually speaking slow down uh yeah it's saying Jack do you hear me I've become something else yeah that's right oh good so that's mary mary went outside as it says mary opened the door so mary goes outside gets killed turned into that and then comes back and kills the rest of the party goers except jack jack's the one who leapt over the river which is why he's now making like survival videos and ways to try to stay away from him all right next one my personal favorite home invasion help

1:52:57which also if you'll notice the different names of the company so there's regnad computing the one which regnad is the word danger backwards regnad computing is the one that is speaking to the iris right uh and then you have optica video uh and then you have harbinger technologies, which is almost harbinger. And then the Iris told Regnad that the harbinger guards in vain. So it's like the harbinger is trying to keep these things at bay. Home invasion, help and safety.

1:53:33Home invasion can be a daunting and stressful prospect. This videotape is intended to ease your stress and prepare you for home invasion step by step should the moment arise. Keep in mind, windows and doors are the most commonly used entrances during home invasions. Assuring that these areas are locked may prevent or slow home invaders, allowing for authorities to be called. Why do you think this is so creepy to let that younger audience in 2020, like these old informational tapes that are definitely outdated in terms of people who are watching this stuff, right? the simplicity of it is really impressive with just like you can just take little things and if you know sound design enough to just make something like the constant uh withering of the tape just like that constant uh static it like is creating that sense of unease but i do wonder what is the connection that like brings this younger audience because you would assume people that are like maybe they're even older than us would be like oh i remember this when i was younger and it would be more applicable to that but some people i'm just like wondering why it latched on in such a way so for those people who like remember it it's nostalgic but for people my age i remember watching like these old vhs tapes when i was like four or five but by the time i was like seven dvds were everywhere so i never really had experience with these kinds of things but i i know they existed so seeing them recreated is almost alien right yeah it's almost like another time it's like a it's a world i never really interacted with but i know is out there and now i'm seeing it tell me terrifying stories so both the format and the thing in it are so strange that's really that's an interesting perspective because yeah you can look at it and be like you barely dabbled in you dabbled in it just enough to know that it existed but you never actually like consumed any of that media in a way that was like a lot of people that are younger well especially younger now will never know what it's like having vhs on movies like actually before dvds and stuff and then like popping those and having all these things and it's just interesting that it's like little things that maybe you've seen before that just like now are it's just i guess that's what makes it so believable too is that you know it exists but you are for like that's a good point you're foreign to it in terms of it just being like almost a different language you know just because all the other media that you had was processed through dvds or even like the internet and stuff so it's just something that exists but it's uh i think that's it just it plays into that found footage vibe i think like it plays into the idea that it's like a tape that you're not supposed to have found or something like that i think it's just kind of interesting yeah it's existed out there and you never came across it i'm definitely not knocking this it's just it's so simple and it's approached but i was like sitting there thinking about it and it's like these artifacts and it's like the it has this uncanny valley with which i think a lot of media now doesn't have like the artifacts on actual film or tape you don't have that anymore in digital formatting and stuff so it really is this kind of like uh just a piece of obscured or obstructed media that you get to watch or something it's just pretty interesting yeah and like shots like this i mean are obviously uncanny like the front lit house everything around it's dark um but then i don't know it's like it's a horror story obviously it's a scary story or whatever that's being told to me by a stranger almost um something that i understand can be real but i have no experience with so everything about it is very off-putting in the way you want horror to be off-putting, I guess.

1:57:16Number of security systems can be installed in a home, including cameras, motion detectors, and alarms. All these systems may be disabled via blunt force. As most home invasions take place at night, sufficient lighting can successfully stop a house invader before they even reach the house. The following is a list of commonly used methods of entry during home invasions. Window entry. Breaking a window can create easy access into the home. Note that this will cause noise that may alert prey may alert prey good god audio luring vocalizing or making percussive noise against a door may cause prey to be drawn to it allowing for easy access into the home so this is just a literal home invasion tape for like mary and stuff yes yeah that's what i like about one of the things i like about it you initially think it's that but when it was explaining like easy ways to keep people out from invading your home it was for the home invader to try to get around those things yeah like when says these can be disabled via blunt force it's telling them that they can just break security just fucking break through yeah burrowing burrowing underneath the home's foundation can create access into the home from below allowing for easy access between nests the following will explain what to do upon entry into a home and it's like it's for these alien creatures that don't know earth that well like the best way to get into someone's home locate prey incapacitate prey it's pretty cool that's like what their vision looks like yeah enter prey via proboscis this is so good i just love how familiar it feels to marble hornets of like just taking whatever's around you going outside at night with a flashlight and just making something creepy well marble hornets like i said was the progenitor to all this stuff right so i even just found footage and stuff of like people being able to see things and just be like oh my house looks creepy at night you know like it's just yeah just use whatever you have on hand i love how simple it is just it's such a fun fun way to just proactively make and create something

1:59:32it's kind of like what we were talking about back when you just started youtube channel that just like want to make things yeah or just like you're it's just involved which by this time i'm sure the gemini guy had a fan base and he's like you know now there's a continued story but still it's just the idea of like i like the idea of just limitation breeds creativity man i'm telling you yeah Yeah.

2:00:00also 100 % this motherfucker lives in like minneanapolis or minnesota or something this shit all screams midwest coded shit okay alrighty are those ethernet courts no they're just uh fucking nervous systems for uh ghouls so good luck in the shape of people yeah it reminds me this has uh similarities to like invasion of the body snatchers almost yeah yeah very very similar how fun is that I like how that's also just a still and he's just using probably like a digital program to do an artificial light someone probably drew that or a 3D thing of that that looks great

2:00:48how fun

2:00:52god damn these kids are talented man yeah don't look at me I

2:01:05god damn it i knew it was gonna happen to you son of a bitch i love that i love that so it's like they killed the people and then they use these tendrils to like build them up again so they can then well yeah it's like it's making that's what i'm saying i love that with the uh invasion of the body snatchers thing is taking out the old and then basically creating a clone as a replacement is really fun

2:01:36oh oh oh

2:01:45found you yeah tag you're it I love that one that's so good I love it what a good series man alright next one Crusader probe mission so home invasion one you were saying that one was your favorite right home invasion yeah I just love the tendril guy with the eye looking I think it's so well done Geneva production company

2:02:17Crusader 5 after 12 long years Crusader 5 successfully completed its planetary flyby mission resulting in a plethora of new data and photographs. During its mission, Crusader photographed Jupiter, Saturn, and Neptune. Jupiter. Crusader reached Jupiter. Okay, well I guess it doesn't matter. I don't know if there's anything there that mattered. No, I just took photographs. Crusader incident timeline. Outline the timeline events leading up to and during the Crusader incident.

2:02:531982. Crusader approaches Jupiter.

2:03:09Callisto the moon of Jupiter Europa moon of Jupiter Io I bet Jupiter smells like shit oh I'm sure December 1985 Crusader approaches Saturn.

2:03:38Titan.

2:03:42Iapetus. Chiron.

2:03:51Stember 91. Crusader approaches Neptune. That's where it lands, I'm pretty sure. Do we see anything there for those few frames? I didn't see anything. Saturn has 79 moves, each with their own unique characteristics. During its mission, Crusader photographed two of these moves. Okay.

2:04:18November 20th, 1991. February of 92, Crusader approaches first cluster.

2:04:29Thebus

2:04:33Hestia, moon of Jupiter Calgia, moon of Uranus Sado

2:04:441992, Crusader approaches

2:04:52Moon of Iris Cyst

2:04:59Umbilical Moon vitreous

2:05:08Eucus

2:05:16Macula

2:05:26Vitreous, Moonavirus.

2:05:35January of 93, Crusader experiences sudden gravitational pull. January of 93, Crusader enters Esophagus Grove.

2:05:51Esophage Grove.

2:06:10January of 93, Crusader enters respiratory spinal complex. Lowers sacrileg throat.

2:06:32Can you imagine getting these fucking photos? Dude, it's like, all right, we better get religious or kill ourselves really quick. February of 93.

2:06:53Crusader approaches conscious mind Dope Well they did not like that They said No more No no no Yeah And we're done I love that May 7th 93

2:07:21just zooted out of his fucking mind good god October 93 that guy kind of looked like me too I was just saying it kind of looked like you just just ripped apart Crusader signal lost for seven months

2:07:42May of 94 Crusader approaches Earth

2:07:55Crusader's voyage through space has been thrilling for scientists and space enthusiasts alike uncovering hundreds of new exciting possibilities for humanity's future I bet who knows what's in store for Earth next yeah I wonder what could happen I also like the uh the implication that it basically like rewired or stole the crusader drone and then sent that back to earth as its vessel what's interesting too is this next one so that was the last that had the normal gemini home entertainment thumbnails and then this the shifting tendons is the first one that's like they started doing it differently yeah i think if i remember right i think that's when channel no channel surfing is just a general point i think there was one that got deleted.

2:08:40There was an early one, if I remember, that was about a probe that goes to the bottom of the ocean and finds the hungry eye. Interesting. That's fun. But I guess it's gone now. I don't know why. Better I imagined it, which I don't think I did. This is just a playlist. Yeah. And then channel surfing. I'm pretty sure channel surfing, it was made around this time. It's just like you can buy like you're flipping through the different ads for it. I don't think there's anything yeah it's just like an advertisement for the series anyway so the next we have shifting tendons

2:09:21which these I think at this point on it breaks the typical Gemini like format where it's like oh I'm watching an infomercial and now it's just footage that's cool that's a fun evolution of that

2:09:43Sleep image for Barry Johnson He was the He was asleep for four minutes This was the guy Who was mentioned in the Christmas party I think along with the Deans

2:10:00Well that's terrifying Didn't like that No

2:10:10holding room design yeah see there's the little dome again what the fuck yep oh interesting it's like a box instead of a box there barry johnson assistant activity supervisor levi jacob my boy levi jacob's it's keeping barry at bay metal door with feeding slot oh okay escape hatch keep in mind they're calling it a holding room July 16th 91 six days into self quarantine oh so this is like a self quarantine kind of thing yeah after what happened at the Christmas party Barry Johnson quarantined himself

2:11:00the angel earth angel will you be nine

2:11:12barry

2:11:17earth angel is such a good theme for the series i know i was i was gonna say that's a fun choice for music there. Oh. Uh-oh. Looks like he got, looks like old Barry got deep root disease. Looks like Barry showed up to the party. Barry's got a case of the consumption there. Like a 6-91. 27 days into self-quarantine. About a month into self-quarantine. I feel like Barry is not doing well.

2:11:52Goddamn, they came and turned a light on for the boy. Barry?

2:12:02Ooh.

2:12:06Alright, well, kill it with fire. Sorry, Barry.

2:12:24Yeah. Okay. Barry's turning into a shrub. And that is where nature's mockery comes from. People with deep root disease. Now Barry is just a infested yam. September 7th of 91. Two months. Two-ish months into quarantine.

2:12:51Staff prepared to enter a holding room following estimated incubation time Staff are equipped with protective suits to avoid contact with deep root growths

2:13:11I like this use of the illustrations it's fun or if this is 3D just like these assets are fun god damn Barry is split open holy hell yeah Barry's just a fungus now an interview is performed to assess Barry Johnson's psychological state what they're gonna talk to him right now hey uh oh uh uh uh Barry uh Barry

2:13:56Oh Shit

2:14:17what

2:14:33okay

2:14:40okay

2:14:49the interior of barry johnson is discovered to be occupied if i was camp staff initiative protective safety measures if i was one of the camp people i would if he's like we can hear you i'd be like what i'd pretend like you can't hear him I'm sorry I didn't catch that can you repeat that again what did you say that was one more time please thank you as you're like backing up to the ladder alright Barry just one more please thank you we'll try checking on you later I can't hear you I think you're kind of just speaking mumbo jumbo it'd be funny too if he was like are you serious can you seriously not hear me oh let me try louder following segment utilized a live feed of lake mountain bank in canada during its broadcast approximately 25 minutes before first attack tonight mostly cloudy lows around 25 light snow around 12 with brief harsh winds throughout the night christmas eve christmas eve of 85 so the same time as the party okay all right well that's not good i think the implication is that was one of the wood crawlers falling to earth.

2:16:04Yeah. Well, I'm wondering if the thing that fell to earth and then that's the thing that fucking attacked the house or something. Yeah, I think that's the implication. So this, you remember how they said back in the 30s, the camp owners made a deal with the men in the suits. Yeah. So May 3rd, 1946. Curtis, come down to the camp this weekend. Fulton and I have devised a plan on how we can continue to uphold the deal without giving in to these beings' abhorrent demands. Richards has seen a bear lurking near the boys cabins We will go out and shoot it If the statue wants a sacrifice It will have to settle for this I'll be upon no longer Curtis, I tell you this with complete certainty If I could do it over again I would never have made that deal Glenn Arthur Yeah, Glenn You probably fucking made a deal with the space devil You dumbass to sacrifice campers to them.

2:17:04May unknown 46. Wretched hands tap my window. A stranger's fangs scrape the walls. What a fun journal entry. Thanks, dude. Also, it's the 40s. right thigh right thigh that's a big old thigh on mary god damn it's a thickum nick region underside

2:17:45lloyd michaels oh shit lloyd all boys are just all fucking sucked in Christine Hoyt everyone who's at the party amalgamated that's fun yeah I definitely like the guy in the tree in the game yep

2:18:09Darcy Oggin damn being able to decipher those faces in this loaf how the hell are you guys noticing this

2:18:19Mary Dean That's fine.

2:18:35Glenn Arthur

2:18:44Photo comparison suggests An exponential increase in organism Deterioration since mutation

2:18:53Organism has since Lost all resemblance to a bear So the thing hit earth You know took over a bear And then got Mary and then everyone else Shit well now we're on The last one final entry old three three years ago so who knows uh when he'll post again but i assume that it's not over yet there's still so much information still out there so yeah so the first one the first one said one out of four uh two out of four and then this one's three out of four and four out of four has never been posted interesting ...unlike what's typical for the disease, it's completely counter to it. And so, you're attacking foreign tissue, it welcomes it.

2:19:30The bones don't decay. Organs blindly fuse. Olves faster and swollen. Tissue refuses to die. It is hypermetastatic. It is, at this point, most analogous to a tumor. I would not speculate on the states of the minds within.

2:20:00selected excerpts from the journal of Glenn A. Arthur so the guy who did the deal back in the 30s 13th May 13th 1935 I've seen a vision oh it's fun so he was correct about the neptune shooting that shit out yeah

2:20:25Heavenly visitors?

2:20:32May 15th. Angels visited me while I slept.

2:20:48ah gosh i love that so much the eyes being too far spaced yeah it's great and they're just in the suits and stuff how fun is that what a great take on aliens and stuff too yeah

2:21:03who am i that the host of heaven would commune with me the unconscious minds adore and i hold the key oh dream speakers name yourselves

2:21:18may 23rd vision for my angels a half-living thing grows outside camp

2:21:38A statue carved in their likeness, arms reaching out like a child's.

2:21:48June 4th, I've been offered a new covenant. See, I love that too, because like in the Bible, the covenants were the things like the covenant with Abraham, the covenant with David, like these different points where God makes a promise with humanity that he maintains the covenant to Noah or whatever. And now it's, he thinks that he is now the next prophet. He's been given another covenant by these visitors. May 1941, deal is sealed.

2:22:36oh shit is this like the earliest iteration of the camp yep that's cool the statue the statue made in its likeness how they reach up that's what they were making sacrifices to yeah may of 46 the deal is broken which coincides with that letter we read in the last one he's like i'm done being a pawn yeah you thought it was god but it's not so they kill a bear and for the first time sacrifice a bear instead of a person

2:23:24wretched hands tap my win

2:23:30iteration 381 so this is still iterations coming from space right Wretched hands tap my window. A stranger's fangs scrape the walls. Sleep beneath the feeding grounds. Cancer shares a dream.

2:23:46Jack heard it again. There's a voice from space. Jack, do you see me? I've become something else.

2:23:57I am still in here. Relic of the faithless day. Don't leave me, you bastards. old bone grows. So with those explanations coming through, that makes me think that all of the people that are being assimilated are becoming a part of this hive mind. But every now and then they speak out, they yell like that was that was the original guy yelling. I'm still in here. Don't leave me, you bastards. So as these transmissions come from space to Regnad every now and then a statement from one of the people who's a part of it breaks through. That's fucking terrifying. I love this use of like the 40s. like 1930s, 40s camera, like the black and white.

2:24:36That's fun.

2:24:40The light show. As soon as they stopped doing the sacrifice the right way, then the lights appeared.

2:24:53Oh, that's fun. Man, that's so good. Look at that. That's so good. It's so cool to see the artist grow too. You know what I mean? Yeah. How fun is that?

2:25:10Best visual so far in the series. How fun is that? Ah, I love that.

2:25:17Here it is. Jim and I home entertainment. So far, that's all we got, man. Still so much. It's cool seeing the, uh, the visuals just get, I mean, like, I don't know. Just really coming into his own. Yeah. Remy a Bodhi. What a fucking, what a G hopefully he makes more. He did. Yeah. he did a bunch of these uh which he started his own channel which i'll pull up in a second but he did a bunch of these graphs that he was posting at the same time that gives more lore about like uh gemini announces delays following controversy and then like private letters written from people and stuff like that um so i mean there was so much lore to it and like i said he built a whole gate game like you can play lethal omen uh question he made his own channel and then started doing some posts from it hold on what was your question whenever people because sometimes i feel like looking at some of these creators they take big breaks in between and i don't know how much of it is them just being like uh you know am i is it taking this long or do people start falling out of love with certain projects like whenever these things are so ambiguous and large scale do you think that it do you think it tends to have the creators kind of box themselves in a bit creatively uh and then just like or does it also just lend it to be like well i don't know i just kind of want to do other shit and then it kind of leaves these uh these projects open-ended or do you think that it is just a thing that like it's intentional amounts of time that are passing through or like you know you don't does that make sense a lot of it is one yeah i think a lot of it is wanting to branch into other stuff because he had done gemini for years a long time i mean like from that it's a two or three year project yeah yeah he just kept like adding and building on to the world and i think he said most of what he wanted to say because with all the pieces we have now you can kind of see the timeline in your head and think about how these things came to be and i can certainly sympathize with the creator wanting to move on to other stuff because right around the time gemini started to get spaced out he started this channel where he was doing like more individual projects they're still very similar but instead of like informational, it's like home video, scary stuff, right?

2:27:23Yeah. Um, this kind of thing. I love that. Just a kid at a birthday party with the face word out for some reason. The, uh, but yeah, no, I just, it seems like these like big scope scale things. It's like really hard to wrap it, which is what I've been finding even with stuff like skin and marine or like these things where it's like creepy, like just kind of ambiguous ideas. It's not that they can't lead anywhere, but I do think that like, I think it makes it harder to close a project out. Or I think you also get boxed into a certain kind of creative parameter that you have to stay in. You know what I mean?

2:28:00Yeah, so I can certainly sympathize with him over wanting to... Yeah, I mean, I feel that. I just want to move on to other stuff. It's cool seeing this too because it's like... I mean, this is the first time I've ever seen any of this stuff. And I think it's interesting how similar this is. It feels like this, when people look at horror content in the future, it's just such a specific place and time for this kind of thing. It's always interesting that found footage always kind of comes back in its own variety and ways. But it's interesting to see how stuff has evolved since then and what will be the next kind of thing that the youth catches on to and that people find.

2:28:41that kind of like hooks them in a way too that's an approachable method to making stuff it's just really cool it's just like such a it's such a streak in time it looks like he's I'm looking at his patreon right now it looks like starting in January he started doing a series called this week in GHE where he's showing editing progress so it looks like he's working on it again there you go the last post was three days ago oh fun there you go we'll be sure to support there's more more on the way be sure to check out his patreon on if you want some more stuff. I'm sure that he has tons of behind the scenes stuff moving there, but really fun project, man.

2:29:16As it gives Midwest Angelica vibes, just all these kind of... I love how they all kind of feel like they can almost exist in the same universe, which is just kind of cool. Yeah, one of the goats. It'd be cool to see a project... There's going to be projects in the future that are all from cell phone recordings or something. There's going to be something that has to do with the way kids do approach cell phones and stuff and i could even see people like buying old like iphones and using those instead of camcorders like the like just the audio like the the visual quality being a little less than super hd but still pretty good i can see people doing that too yeah i think too like and as analog core goes on it's getting more and more abstractly got got you've got guys like this like dr nowhere who a lot of their stuff is really weird strange visuals and drawings and i I mean, you can see looking at the screen.

2:30:08I feel like a lot of these people are inspired by like... Weird things. Definitely like David Lynch and that kind of stuff. Oh, yeah. And I look at that stuff, like the thing that you just hovered over, that just feels like David Firth a lot too. Yes, it's very David Firth. There's this one he did, the boiled one phenomenon, that's his most popular where it's like this guy shows up in your dreams and speaks to you. I mean, there's so many different iterations that this stuff's falling into, Lyle. I mean, there's just a ton of very creative people online who make some really unique things. And it's interesting now with the backrooms we talked about earlier, Hollywood is starting to catch on to it and be like, oh man, there's a lot of money in these things, ain't they?

2:30:49Yeah. Well, I think what we'll find too is I think more and more Hollywood is just going to become more and more obsolete and these people are going to be able to just fully do larger scale stuff on their own. How cool is that? That's a great shot. Jesus Christ fuck that yeah good lord this entire this entire short the man in the tower is terrifying like it's coming down from the ceiling and getting closer to him yeah very sick I know I know the creep TVs are kind of hit and miss but I think it's always a fun break from reading story it's just cool being introduced to more media like this man I think it's sick and also I will say the nipple thief and Lou Bega I think are great horror ideas and out there.

2:31:34And I hope that someone can find appreciation in the, in the Lou bag and the, and the nipple thief. There's, I mean, there's so much, like, like I said, this is like my wheelhouse, like creepy stuff, you know? So I'm always happy to take a walk down memory lane. And I know I understand like, you know, the format of creep cast on people prefer to listen to these things. Totally get that. But it's also just fun to, you know, watch some really cool horror series, you know? Yeah. And I, to me, these are all adjacent to even like creepy pastas of online people making horror stuff for online communities and stuff.

2:32:12So I think it's cool. It's a nice blend, but guys, that's our creep TV today. We appreciate you. Be sure to check out some more stories. And like we said, we have the SCP 87 reading on Patreon right now. If you want to go check that out and also be sure to check us out on Spotify and all those audio platforms. if you want to help us out. And if you like listening to stuff on audio platforms, check us out. They're one, all of them. Thank you so much guys. Until next time, stay creeped. Thank you.

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