Happy Appy | Creep Cast

36:16Firstly, it had Happy on a restless but still bent stick. Secondly, this episode was somewhat disturbing. The theme song played, and the name of the episode is revealed as Monkey Bar Mishap. It started with Happy Appy and his van driving to the playground when he sees a kid crying near some monkey bars. Once he parks the van and goes to the monkey bars, happy finds out that the kid had fallen off of them cutting his little finger open happy happy said what does jake need to heal with the kids he gave off his evil smile at the screen for a couple of minutes enough time to read a page of a book preferably the bible to him what preferably the bible to him i guess he's saying he wants the i prefer if you read the bible the author's saying that like the person making the blog entry.

37:08Okay. I thought it was saying that like there there's a Bible in there, but no, I think the person who's writing this was just like he waited a long time long enough to read the Bible. Oh, I see. And this has been going on a while. So just start reading the Bible. Amen. Like Nate needs help. His soulless baby blue eyes watched over anyone in the room like big brother. He said that's right. Happy puts a bandage on Jake's finger. After getting hugged by Jake, Happy drives away in his van. It skipped to episode six, which had a better chance of being aired on Wonder Shows than Nick Jr. What is this with the reference and the like bringing up stuff?

37:52There's Hot Coal by Katy Perry. Dismalong on Kid Show. Heck, this would be better seen on Wonder Shows than Nick Jr. What is Wonder Shows in? I'm not sure. I thought it was like a comedy sketch thing. wonder shows then is an american adult puppet black comedy television series created by blah blah for mtv okay so it's a cartoon that's supposed to look like a little kid show but it's like an mtv like cartoon um yeah so the kind of thing that you would make i think hunter no yeah i don't know it's so that that's a crazy reference to pull you know it was better opportunity showing on wonder shows and then i guess maybe okay hold on hold on to make this a bit less rough.

38:32Maybe we're being a little harsh right now. Maybe we're supposed to be in the mindset that this is someone who frequents 2011 lost media boards, and this is supposed to look like a lost media post. So it makes sense that they reference obscure media, right? I don't think it's, I don't think it's even obscure. I mean, I've heard of wonder shows. Oh, okay. Maybe I'm just done. Yeah. It's, it's, it's a, it's probably just an older person thing. Yeah.

38:58It's Considering the average age of our viewers like 13 before their time too, if I had to guess. In the episode called Never Run With Knives, a kid was running with a knife facing up. The knife was clearly a rubber prop because the blade was flopping around a lot. The kid got cut and held his hand over the wound, crying. As blood began to come out of the kid's wound, Happy parked his van, gave a normal smile, and said, Hey kids, he shouldn't have carried the knife facing up while running. However, he did heal him by putting a bandage over the wound. The kid hugged Happy and he said, Remember kids, everyone with knives facing up, or scissors for that matter.

39:41Always walk with knives and scissors facing down. Happy took the kid to his van, drives off, and the credits played. Jesus. Okay. It's a literal child abduction. Happy is a pedophile. however after the credits roll the episode takes a very disturbing turn when happy comes back in his van the kid missing and says hey kids if you find me in my van just talk to me and i'll take you away

40:18just talk to me and i'll take you away that's the scariest thing i've ever heard just the vagueness of that why would anyone willingly want to go with them if you ever talk to me it's game over it's happening that's a door wide open if you talk to me that's consent according to the state of Idaho that's consent open invitation episode 7 began with Happy on the playground but he wasn't playing with the kids or helping them he was just staring at them that unsettling smile I hate so much A group of kids are played with jump ropes, and Happy walks over to them. He calmly tells them something, but I could barely hear what he said.

41:01From what I heard, I could only make out, Hello, Happy, I, how, me, please? as the kids walk with Happy into the bushes of the playground. Loud, violent screams are heard for almost a minute and a half, until Happy begins to drag three bloody bodies to his van. Good God. I like how it goes from like, there's kind of a subtle implication of like, like he stares at the screen weird or like there's weird smiles and like pregnant pauses. And then it's like, he kills three kids and you can hear it and see the bodies like just straight to the top all at once. Of course. Of course you have to, you have to just kind of get there.

41:43You know, it's an older story. So you have to get there. I mean, you lose people's attention otherwise. So, right. I couldn't believe it for the rest of the episode. he does that damn death smile why did they use that look so much it was almost like he could climb out of your tv grab you and murder you slowly and painfully with a rusty knife but he couldn't but he couldn't so therefore i don't have to worry about the cartoon character stabbing me painfully rusty knife I moved on to episode 8 and 9 this time the episodes were so violent and shoddy that they couldn't have aired on Noggin at all okay so the previous one of the kids being murdered that one could have but not well yeah yeah that's basically just coming up and smiling whatever so now now they can't or like now that now it's gotten too real they would never air these yeah now they're too good what they're doing right episode eight had happy happy take a kid into his van for half the episode flesh cutting could be heard and so could loud screaming which turned into gurgles as the scene progressed blood splatters on the windows began to appear eventually happy emerged from the van and did a death smile until the end of the show like episode eight nine oh like episode eight episode nine was gory and violent but this episode was so coincidental and violent that i couldn't believe noggin would even allow it unless it was some sort of hijacking right which one says unless of course it was a hijacking in which case i could see it being allowed as they would not have a say in what was allowed on the air it starts out with happy happy walking around the playground when two kids ask him what the cycle of life is so they could uh oh so they could complete their homework oh he proceeds to tell the kids about the cycle of life and frogs and plants the kids said thanks happy can you play with us for a bit happy agrees and they start playing on the playground when this happens smoke starts to creep behind happy and the children it gets to a point where they start coughing because of how dense the smoke is.

44:06So they turn around to see what was making smoke. Happy gasps at the side in front of them. Two towers were on fire and were burning up. My God.

44:24Oh my God. Happy Appy is doing a 9-11 meme. Oh, good morning! all right this is what i live for this is it uh also i think that i also i want to say right now that i think that it is insinuating that happy happy caused 9-11 i think the idea is that happy happy is in bed with the taliban and al-qaeda was responsible they do love apples for the radicalization of uh islamic fighters in the middle east uh against the united states oh all right here we go this is uh let's go lock in two towers were on fire and were burning up a few people are falling out of windows to escape the fire there was a lot of screaming falling debris and a crashed airplane in one of the towers only the tail of the plane was visible which was nearing the point of collapse i could hear a faint whining noise at this point and i think that it was the plane's engine which was probably still on seven seconds later the tail of the plane finally broke apart with the largest piece of the tail hitting and killing someone during this scene fire trucks could be heard trying to douse out the flames but it only slows the flames down the wailing of ambulances could also be heard taking away the bodies of the people who jumped from the towers it showed a weird guy on fire falling out of one of the towers screaming Happy and the kids are seen again, but this time they stood still in fear.

45:55The smoke kept getting thicker and thicker, slowly obscuring the trees and equipment of the playground. The debris from the towers fell around the kids and Happy, and a person ran up to them and told them to run away from the towers before running off. When the older kids worriedly said, Happy, Happy, why are the towers on fire? that line this is so inappropriate it's unbelievable this sounds like a line you would say making fun of happy happy like you would just free you'd be free balling it and you would go happy where the tower's on fire like this is something in the series this is something that's beyond parody also like just like the idea of happy and the kids are playing next to the World Trade Center as it's burning and they're like still trying to play through the smoke until they're like obnoxiously coughing and they have to stop.

46:55And then they notice the towers and then they see like, I like the way someone who fell out of the tower on fire is described as a weird guy. That's a really brutal way to say that. Happy, happy, you are ruthless. It'd be even funnier if happy in a second's like, so there's actually not a plane in there. And you can see there's rigged explosives around the base of the towers. Good Lord. Oh, it cuts to a higher up floor that was near where the plane crashed, which revealed a kid that was under a huge piece of concrete crying for help. Some other kids, the way you said, all right. some other kids tried to help him by lifting the piece of concrete off him he was screaming so loud it was almost heartbreaking there were bodies and blood everywhere and the pain and fear on the trapped kid's face was so realistic i cringed after the shot with the kid trapped under the concrete younger kid turns to the side and says happy happy why are people running and falling from the towers.

48:03Epi Epi turns to the camera, death smile on his face, and very coldly said three words. Those three words will haunt me as long as I research this show. That's natural, children.

48:21He took the two kids away from the towers, leaving the kids stuck under concrete screaming for help. When the credits rolled, the audio of the scene kept playing, and at the end, before the video cuts out, something collapsed, making a very loud noise that could scare anyone watching. I jumped out of my seat. Was Happy a Deathbringer in the form of an apple, or was he a master predictor? If that episode somehow predicted 9-11, I have to watch episodes 10 and 11 to see if there was anything else predicted. I might not see any predictions, though, and honestly, I hope not oh and you want to know what happens when someone calls the tsunami a phone number tomorrow I'm going to go and call it my my my god Isaiah we are in post to 56 and they've already they have already said that happy happy cause 9-11 are we plowing all the way through this what do you mean are we plowing all the way through it that's the job I was hoping that you'd better are we plowing all the way through this like me and you didn't sit here in the trenches of my best friend ruined my life for six hours you know what at least my best friend ruined my life it took a little bit he was insufferable but in entry two he didn't take down the two towers the difference is in my best friend ruined my life most of the humor came from like our like elaboration of it right where it's like Like, oh, he's, this is so cringe.

49:56This is over the top. Like the story, the elements of it were weird, but they were weird enough and mostly cringe enough that we could like make jokes out of it. This one show happy, happy to nine 11 in part two. We couldn't come. We couldn't like, if, how can it possibly get bigger? If me and you were riffing, it would have taken us like at least 30 minutes to get there. We would have, I think we could have got there. Me and you happy, happy to nine 11. I think that one would be in the cards. but it would take, it'd be, it'd take a lot longer in the recording. I think, but we are. Do you think we're capable of a happy, happy to nine 11?

50:35I think we have it in us. I, I hope, but I hope not. Oh, it's not possible. Okay. Okay. Okay. Mr. Virtuous over here. Mr. Yeah. I mean, I'm one to talk. I know, but still I have to have some imbalance of pride. When one of the, one of the lines I see most quoted from the cupcakes the My Little Pony video is right in the beginning when you said Rainbow Dash I've got a bomb and a gun I'm going to blow up the bank I think Happy Happy Did 9-11 is well in your purview we could probably get there February 25th hey I called the 1-800 hotline mentioned on episode 3 it was a pre-recording which I will transcribe for you Hello!

51:20My name is Happy Happy. I'm every kid's most helpful and favorite apple. If you want to make a donation, press 1. If you want to know about the earthquake, press 2. When I pressed 2, the hotline said this. An earthquake and tsunami has recently hit Japan. We need all the help we can get. If you can make a donation of one, two, five, ten, twenty, fifty, or a hundred dollars, you will be a big help. Anyone who donates gets a happy, happy badge. So I went ahead and donated a dollar to the donation for the fun of it by using an outdated bank account that I never used. It responded, thank you thank you for helping with the aid for the tsunami look in your mailbox in a week from now because i'll get your happy happy badge i'm wondering what earthquake happy predicted between 1999 and the current day there were no 9.0 earthquakes in japan since the 2003 hokado earthquake was pretty close to when the episode was released as well as the magnitude mentioned in the radio broadcast, I guess he was predicting about that.

52:32I guess so. Oh boy. February 27th. Episode 10 was corrupt, to say the least. It started up, but it had no audio. And the first part was so badly compressed that it was hardly viewable. The next part was just plain static for the rest of the video. Great. A missing episode. I thought. Episode 11, called Happy's Trick, was actually watchable. the intro was just some weird offbeat carnival music happy doing his death smile at the camera the episode began with him and his van driving on a winding road as the episode went on scars started to appear on his body eventually happy reached the playground where many children were at play he jumped out looking like he was ready to abduct all of them and said hey kids who wants to see Happy do a magic trick.

53:25Like brainwashed zombies, the kids cheered and ran into his van. Happy closes the door and drives away from the playground. After a few minutes, the van came back and the side door opened, revealing emotionless and expressionless Happy covered in blood. I couldn't take it anymore. Happy was making me feel extremely nauseous for some reason. For some reason. For some reason. No way of knowing why. So I skipped to the end of the episode. From what I saw, the rest of the episode was him watching tv and reading the news with random zoom-ins at the newspaper why though i'm guessing that there are predictions like episode 9 but after that episode not going back and read them there's a very brief scene where happy began to stab a kid but but it quickly cuts out to happy watching a scene on his tv where the inside of a space shuttle catches on fire why the hell does the show keep showing scenes very reminiscent of future disasters once i had to once i'd got to the end of the episode happy was holding a knife covered with blood the camera began to pan down to a table which had a hand with cut marks laying on it what was probably the most unusual thing about this episode happened after this scene after a few seconds of the credits play very suddenly cut to a black screen with text that said if you get these dvds i copy the show over to them from whatever master tapes i could find I would have preserved this show so that the last few episodes weren't lost forever.

54:55Now you might be wondering one thing. How did Nickelodeon air all of those episodes? I don't know. They just did. That's what. If you want to know more about the show, including its fate, see me. KC. Thankfully, I had a good grasp on whom KC most likely was. Kevin Seward Christensen. A friend of mine. it wouldn't be out of the question when i first met him he did mention something about working on nickelodeon until the end of the millennium wanting to learn more about the show's fate i went over to his house what happened when i got there was to put it bluntly odd also you have it be you have it be your friend because it's like uh marble hornets where he's picturing his it's like this gives him an opportunity to go to his friend's house and then do like an exposition dump and then get him involved you know i mean yes otherwise it's like a it's a kid thing well it's also like keep in mind this is like a lost media that this person's found and it's like it so happens that you're friends with the person whose initials is at the end of the lost media that's convenient yeah well who knows to put it bluntly it was odd it was odd i'll just say to put it bluntly it was odd when i got to his house and ring the doorbell nobody responded the door wasn't locked so i decided to come in the house and see what was going on i heard a middle-aged woman crying upstairs so i ran across the living room and upstairs to see what was going on i opened the door of a friend i haven't seen in years and heard a woman crying so i quickly rushed into his house to see why she was crying kevin's wife was in their bedroom crying at a framed portrait of them together that's that's not it crying at a portrait of them i asked her what had happened to Kevin and she replied with a very odd answer last night someone or something took him away from his sleep the police are trying to look for him but they've come up with nothing as usual they've questioned me and searched our house for any evidence but there's none except for this scrap of paper she reached into her pocket and pulled out a folded piece of paper I unfolded it and it revealed itself to be a low quality photograph of the scarred happy appy during the natural scene while I was at their house I asked her how those episodes have managed to get aired on Noggin this man drugged the producers he was gonna drugged the producers a claymation apple with big green lips drugged the drugged the producers Nickelodeon put Yopo or whatever blew that Dusty that turns you into a zombie Where people go and they can take money out of your account He's like you're going to air These episodes You're going to air all of these episodes I'm so deliciously evil They have a like There's a police lineup with the producers Which one of these guys drugged you And it's like four normal adult men And then happy app What is this For what There's an attorney over the shoulder They're like, you got to find more apples.

58:08You got to find more apples or this is an unfair lineup. It's too distinct. Stands out too much. She only managed to say that much before bursting into tears. I could only think that whoever that man was had kidnapped Kevin on the 26th. After comforting her, I left the Christensen household and walked off. Once I started to get near my house, I was startled by the noise of a gunshot nearby. Uh-oh. I instantly ran to my house, fearing that whoever kidnapped Kevin and killed his wife was trying to chase after me. Before I closed the door, I took one last glimpse at the bushes on the other side of the street.

58:44And one of them was a mutilated arm with an unknown figure standing behind it. Okay, so he gets to the end of the happy, happy tapes and he finds a... A note from his friend goes to his friend's house. His friend's been kidnapped. He goes back home and he hears a gunshot and sees an arm in a bush. Yes. Yes. Of course. Why wouldn't he? That is. Well, exactly. And he continues to upload this to a lost media website or whatever. Creepypast.com. Also at the time, at the time, this thing had to have been so popular. Oh, we're probably begging for the new releases. Well, I think, I think happy happy was like, I mean, people like, okay.

59:31I say a lot that like we just consumed slop, right. And kids, the youngest people did. But I think me and a lot of people were even at a point where we're like, all right, maybe it's a little much. Cause I remember happy happy being in a bunch of like the lost media, like disturbing cartoons. Like I made a joke about blame it on Jorge earlier. Pretty sure he covered it. I know that like Tats top videos and a lot of those early like creepy pasta YouTubers did and stuff like that. So people talked about it a lot and everyone read it, but I don't think a lot of people considered it good unless they were young.

1:00:05I don't think I could be wrong, but I think it was more so just like, like, oh yeah, well, you know, it's the, it's the Apple cartoon. and also the image of it went a long way because there were a bunch of people who saw just that image uh like the one at the title at the start of this video or the start of the story um and that was like oh that's kind of creepy and i think that's where most of its staying power came from all right i believe we are on march 3rd right yes we're on march 3rd march 3rd so so far within the first couple posts happy happy has done 9 11 that is uh that is not something that i thought whatever are you trying to make it are you trying to make it look like we didn't cut for a day no no i'm gonna tell you right now i people already see that i'm in i have tiny glasses i was dying so then we we stopped now we're continuing this back up because the i didn't realize it was going to be so such a thick boy but uh i also uh think that it's better that way because you didn't give me the reaction from happy happy gauze 9-11 that i wanted i um i feel like and i am when we got to that part in the story and you weren't like flipping out over it i was a little disappointed i'll be honest well do you want to do it should we record re-record it or what do you want to do I at least did I at least did that I did that we're not re-recorded this is all happy yeah yeah but I heard you dying through that I heard like your soul leave your body during it because if if you were at your 100 you would have used that to annoy me way more you would have dragged that out another minute or so I will say uh I have been flash banged so much by so many stories now that I feel like maybe it takes a lot I will say the I think that it was my soul left my body a little bit but in a way where I was like like what a guy it was it was a different kind of of shell shock I would say to hearing that this claymation apple or whatever that drives a 1996 Ford white wind star caused a terrorist attack which is so early on in the story now the problem here Isaiah that I'm going to see is I feel like it's going to do nothing but go downhill though So there's no way we'll be able to reach that high again.

1:02:27I don't know. We'll see where we go. I mean, there's got to be something in here, right? There definitely is something. I mean, there's a whole year's worth of post. The important thing is I need you and your Morpheus glasses to lock in and to be adequately as absurd and as part of this insane story. Because if Happy Happy commits another terrorist attack, I need you here for that one. if he commits a second terrorist attack then then he should be on some kind of list if he's not already on some kind of list well i think you're i think you're automatically on the list for one terrorist attack you would hope so i don't think you have to do a second one so march 3rd march 3rd hey i wanted to know if anyone has any recordings of a happy happy episode if you do please send me an email containing video of it you might wonder why i'm asking this well i found my desk in pieces on my desk and no i did not save the videos to my laptop oddly the way it was broken was almost like a claw had slashed the disc into thirds the paper with happy happy on it was nearby with writing that said no more evidence now huh i wonder who was angry enough to destroy my desk.

1:03:43I do. I do like that. He like breaks into your house. He's like destroys the evidence and it leaves you a note like leaves you leaves. I guess you got no more evidence. The way he's like a claw slash a children's character saying the word evidence is funny. But there's also like it's slashed into thirds like a claw. Does he have like a Wolverine hand or something. I think it's just his tiny humanoid hand. It's so magical as it is. Or he used his own stick and broke it up. He did like a little Yoshi Mitsu hop on it. You know what I mean? Why didn't I think of that? Yeah. Why didn't I think of that?

1:04:26Okay. Oh boy. March 4th. The badge finally came in the mail today. It came in a small box that had interestingly enough a time stamp from 2000. I can only guess that Nickelodeon still had some left over from when the show was still popular. When I opened the box and dumped out the contents, the badge came rolling out with a letter attached to it. The badge was made of plastic, had a silver bronze color, and depicted Happy Appy with a smile. On the back, Happy Appy Helper badge was imprinted in stereotypical army font. The letter had the following written on it. What does it mean, stereotypical army font?

1:05:05I looked up, Joe. Like bold text? Yeah, I'm guessing it's a thing where whenever a movie starts, it's like... I wonder if it's like that. Like if it's just a typewriter font or something. Or it's just an army. It's like the stamp. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The stamp stuff. Oh, okay. My guess. All right. To my friend, you have helped us help the Japanese. Of course. Let me introduce myself. Unarguably, you have heard of me on Noggin. I can't understand What I'm saying Well I'll give you the answer Happy happy happy Happy happy Happy happy happy He helps kids all day Happy happy happy What the fuck I think Happy happy happy happy happy Happy happy happy happy Happy helps kids all day Now where do I begin With this gift Today, I have given you a nice patch Right from the old playground How did I get these, you ask?

1:06:11Running across the playground I tripped on a rock I fell down, but I noticed the ground was uneven Undoubtedly, something was buried So I dug the ground I dug the ground and I found a crate filled with these badges now it's time to be off watch Noggin at 8.30am CST to see my new adventures love happy happy also I'm gonna say this at first I said you have helped me help the Japanese and he says can't understand what I'm saying I thought he was talking to a Japanese guy and he was like do you not speak English yeah he just switches to Japanese for the rest of the letter.

1:07:03Dude, the line, the reason I wanted to make sure you're reading it in that voice is because I saw the sentence, you have helped us help the Japanese. You have helped us help the Japanese. That sounds like it's something that like General MacArthur would say after the war. Like it's not a line for a kid's character. you have helped us help the Japanese, but it's coming from happy, happy. Oh my gosh. If there was an official happy, happy adaptation or like the creator made one, would you voice act? If I was asked, I would, without a hesitation. Perfect. Excellent. Perfect. Cause now I can't separate this voice from that stupid apple on the stick.

1:07:50Oh, also 8 30 AM is like 8 30 CST mind you. Yep. So like seven 36 30 other time zones. That is like the most cancerous times to be a children's television. Yeah, exactly. It's like, which I'm guessing, I think that it's supposed to be doing that because it's like, this is when kids are getting ready for school. Yeah. I checked the back for anything interesting. What I found instead were these two lines of gibberish. That's two lines of letters. It says, I don't even know what they are. Sorry. There's an exclamation point. I don't even know what they are. I do like things. I do like, I checked, I checked the back for anything interesting as if a cartoon apple didn't just write you a letter thanking you for helping the Japanese.

1:08:40That wasn't cool enough. I'm not satisfied.

1:08:47i'm not satisfied with this tribute is it worth putting this through a cypher translator i mean we don't we can just i'm sure okay so also for people was it's it's we'll put up on the screen but it's it is just uh i don't like maybe 24 like two lines of like 12 to 24 letters of random shit it's there's there's a couple cues in there i don't think it's anything but you know i i don't yeah the mystery it could be it could be a shift it could be a it's not a cesarean because there's like oh maybe a cesarean i don't know uh you know what at another time maybe i would care right but right now all right actually hold on there's this one's uh claims they'll solve it all right so there's a thing here it says this one's real simple it's just regular uh uh veneer cipher no alphabet keys or auto keys whatever it says uh hello hello there my name is forensic that's what the first one is my name is forensic my name is

1:10:04And then the second one I think says, I hope to kill you in the future. Mr. Jurism. Mr. Mr. Jurism. That's what it says. That's the second one. I hope to kill you in the future. Mr. Jurism. My name is forensic. I hope to kill you.

1:10:36An apple on the back of the letter where you get a badge for helping the Japanese says, I hope I can kill you in the future.

1:10:51what was the man a 1998 day star you see you're in your house you look out the window at 8 30 a.m and you look and you see that day star pulling into the driveway you're like oh my god

1:11:13Oh man. Whatever translator I found is absolutely useless because it's like, uh, it could be a chemical symbols and it's like sulfur, carbon, carbon, uranium, carbon. No, I don't think that's it. Oh, all right. Now we got that out of the way. March 5th. Today. I got an email from a man who claimed to be a user on WikiLeaks. he had heard about my research on happy app

1:11:45Julian Assange was being he was being wanted for extradition to the US because he knew about happy app so he tried to find any documents related to the show he did find one which told employees at Nickelodeon to never air certain TV shows or movies. After browsing through a massive description of Crybaby Lane and other shows, I found this block of text in the middle of the document. One show, originally named Happy Happy, was canceled due to excessive violence and gore, which is funny that like, as if the people that are running this program don't see, don't see it. They're like, oh my God, when did we upload this?

1:12:31One show originally named Happy Happy was canceled due to excessive violence and gore. The show depicted a personified apple named Happy Happy that taught kids how to handle certain injuries and on an episode called Hurt Happy, Teamwork. On their last and only eighth episode, only an hour had passed when Noggin began to remove all traces of the show. Children who had watched the show's final finale aired, final aired episode allegedly obtained symptoms of nausea and sleep deprivation. a 2003 report says the episode seemed to depict explicit imagery of September 11th terrorist attacks even though the episode aired in 1999 what in the last episode of Happy Happy two years before the towers fell he gave you a prophecy of what was going to happen that's what the 9-11 one was that's what I mean though is I didn't know that it was in 1999 when he showed that I thought that he was just No, no, no, no, no.

1:13:27Yeah, it was a prediction. It was a prediction of 9-11. Yeah, it was before. That's why it's so creepy, Hunter. That is creepy. It was before. And then great response from our author here, or our narrator. I'm getting a lot more dubious about this show. Me too. Okay, so the next one, there's a break between March 5th to June 1st, like three months later. and then uh it picks up on june 1st by saying first off yes i know that happy happy might have predicted that recent earthquake and tsunami so stop sending me emails about it so stop sending me emails about it to put it anytime there's an exclamation point it's like what are we doing um to put it short i'm back since my job involves working as a detective in the police department i had to take a hiatus from this blog so i could get paid

1:14:26i love this is my job involves working as a detective in the police department in the police versus other i know i know you may think i'm a detective outside of the police department but and i had to stop this blog so i could get paid okay and i had to stop emailing me i also like the idea of like a detective like a homicide detective goes home and then uses his free time to post about lost Nick Jr. That's common. That's common now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, and ironically, there probably is a bunch of like people who, like I got a cousin who's a cop and he liked my Five Nights at Freddy's video.

1:15:08So I guess there's a cop who knows about Five Nights at Freddy's. Yeah. Yeah. And he's going to start doing his own Five Nights at Freddy's videos in his free time, but only when he doesn't need to get paid. Right. When he doesn't need to get paid. That's right. That's right. During this period, there were some trials involving the murder of Kevin Christensen. However, they came to an abrupt halt when the army found they disappeared one day. Oh, when the arm? Army. Oh, no, it's the arm. Oh, the arm in the bush. That's right. Yeah. However, they came to an abrupt halt when the arm they found disappeared one day.

1:15:42I bet that Shadow Man... What? Hold on. What? Where? What are we doing? Okay. During the period when he wasn't posting, there were trials involving the murder of Kevin Christensen. Right. That was the guy who he knew, right? Yeah. Who the wife, but it was never addressed until now that he's dead, right? I guess. Because last we heard, he went and comforted his wife for some reason. And it's like, don't worry, I'll find him. And then this is the first thing we see. Right. Right. Right. Okay. after he heard a gunshot and saw the arm and all that. So, okay, so he's dead. I bet that shadow man stole the arm.

1:16:27Anyway, I was looking up Happy Happy on YouTube today when I found a video that said, Kevin Christensen interview audio only. So I watched it. Here's a transcript. Are you Kevin Christensen? That's such a funny way to start a celebrity interview. Are you this person? Are you Kevin Christensen? Yes. So are you the one who worked on Happy Happy's clay model? Yes. How did you get the job for Happy Happy? I had just graduated from an art college in late 1998. I heard about Nickelodeon Studios who were making cartoons. I said my resume. And a few weeks later I got the job and I was happy. Well, until the shit hit the fan.

1:17:13What happened on the day you made the Happy Happy model? Okay, so basically We had to design a cute looking puppet for the show We started with like a rusty stick That was lined around the floor of the studio Made an apple out of clay And stuck it on the stick We added baby blue eyes As well as pupils So he would look cuter and less frightening for children Huge, huge green lips And clay arms finally we added a stem and a leaf we thought it was perfect for the show so this is a professional artist by the way found a rusty stick no no no a rusty stick mind you and balled up a ball of play-doh and threw it on top of the stick gave it big big lips and blue eyes now this looks much less frightening how many how many studios have you been to that have rusty sticks lying around one too many apparently also like they hired him yes like this is a resume that impressed them this is a paid position and i graduated in art college in 1998 okay and i was happy okay who voiced happy happy i don't remember his name, but I do remember who he was from.

1:18:39It was a show called Fright House Screamers, where four teenagers would spend the night at haunted places. What happened to Fright House Screamers? Yeah, when they were filming the fourth episode, one of the teenagers was found dead in the place they were doing. Besides, the show sucked ass.

1:18:59They were just dead, okay? Was the voice of Happy, the teenager who got killed i'm pretty sure not

1:19:17well the show ended before happy happy started because one of the crew members died oh was it the dead one who did the voice i'm pretty no it's not even no it's just i'm pretty sure not because of course it's going to turn out that it is and it's like this is a this english is definitely his first language, by the way. Yeah, I'm sure not. Now that we're done talking about that dead kid, back to Happy Happy. Why aren't there any surviving copies of Happy Happy? That's a good point. See, Nickelodeon owns the tape somewhere, but they're not going to release them for a long, long time. There have been bootlegs, of course, but none show the episode after episode 11, which is weird.

1:20:04How many episodes of Happy Happy were there going to be? Two full 26 episode seasons. They only showed eight or ten of the first season before Happy Happy was canceled. However, my friend Jim says there were actually two seasons. But he was very drunken. But he was very drunk when he said that. I don't trust him at all. Do you know any other crew who worked on Happy Happy? I only know Jim. That's such a funny, like, he worked on the show. He was the designer of the puppet and he's like I think there was a second season but I'm not sure Like what? Did you have worked on the show? We were all very drunk and eating rusty popsicles and discarding them on the ground For a year straight He's like I know Happy was there I know we had an apple I can't remember if we were recording it or not This was just for us I showed up one day and I think they did other stuff but I'm not entirely sure.

1:21:07What I thought was a film set looking back on it now was probably just a polycule. I thought to myself there's a lot of fucking going on at Nickelodeon for being a children's program. Well it turns out that's what was actually happening. Well exactly. It's the sad reality of it really. Oh oh oh wait. Okay this is 2011 nevermind. I was going to be like wait Nickelodeon conspiracy like when's Dan Schneider going to come up in this but this was written in 2011 so that wasn't known about I mean it might not be known about but I think that motherfucker was definitely working there like around then oh no no no he was I'm saying like this creepypasta author who knows my point was like what's the over and under on Dan Schneider making an appearance with this evil you never know I am not ruling it out I refuse to rule it out but where this was written in 2011 I don't think so I think that was before it became like well known I'm just saying if he pops up, we need to contact this author immediately.

1:22:06June 6th. Dear God! That's a big exclamation point. They come out of nowhere. They're just substitutes and exclamation points for no reason. I've had some feverish nightmares of Happy Appy ever since I saw those last tapes. The dreams range from Happy doing his death smile for hours to him brutally murdering a kid off camera. not only that but I've become paranoid of apples if I see one in my house I eat it as quick as I can or throw it away what apples are just showing up in your house you have to buy those you know for them to show up there he's a child you forget that he doesn't understand the concept of a grocery store but he's a detective just shows up he's a detective I'm at the author oh the author the author well no yeah this is the author the author is a detective i understand that i'm saying that the real person writing the story oh okay well i don't know if i would say that i don't know if i'd get that mean especially considering he's definitely gonna watch this that's kind of rude of you that he's a child.

1:23:23You're saying at the time this was written, he was probably a kid. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe. I could see that. Yeah. That food just shows up. That apples appear in his house. I've seen the mysterious figure more, whether he's sitting on the side of a hill or standing near some trees. Never seems to leave me alone. However, I can at least describe his appearance. first off he can't be made of shadow because he has some sort of face with a mouth gosh uh first of all he can't be made of a shadow because that's not how things work however his mouth is locked to one expression which happens to be happy's death smile i'm gonna sound weird for this but i wonder if he's happy what oh oh happy is in the apple yes i thought he was saying i wonder if the man is that is like joyous if he has joy in his life okay no he can't be there's a fine difference between this figure and happy happy a child there's a fine difference between this figure and happy happy a child-sized apple oh well here's more about the stalker's body he looks like he's like he looks like he's slightly taller than me for reference i'm around 1.87 meters thanks and looks about mid-white for his height okay so completely regular dimensions we didn't need to know if he keeps appearing i'm going to have to board up my house why i thought you're a detective i'm not sure what his problem is but if he doesn't stop i am going to call the cops the next time i see him i thought you were a detective like i was a detective so you have to come out of your house no i'm boarded in also when did the the shadow person appearing is very i mean like how we've heard it in what one one other part of this story i don't even remember where it showed up i don't remember that either so all of a sudden there's just a shadow guy i know that the last before the post whenever he's like oh there's like a shadow person in the in the video or somebody described a shadow person but i don't know hold on also his detective work i like is also him just watching youtube videos of happy happy okay so he says before it there's a line earlier where it says some in the first entry where it says the tapes were reportedly stolen by a shadowy figure and that's it that's the first mention of shout it's not a shadow man It's a shadowy figure.

1:26:04And then on June 1st, he says, I bet that shadow man stole the arm. But he can't be made of a shadow because he has a mouth that's smiling. But that literally comes out of nowhere. The shadow man. I mean, it's something weird for saying this, but is he happy? He can't be because one's the size of an apple and the other's the size of a normal man. You know. I mean, if we wanted to pick this, we could be here all day. it's already so long let's just i'm just gonna keep rolling june 11th great just freaking great how the hell do i put this in short right now i'm at the library which could very well be the only place in aberdeen that has free to use compute which could very well be the only place in aberdeen that has a free to use computer it's been five full days since i last encountered the figure And that bastard is some sort of problem because he burned my house.

1:27:00What? The shadow man burned his house down. Why? Oh God. This really is like, I mean, we conjured it earlier, so it's our fault, but this is getting to like my best friend ruined my life. It's like, just, it's obviously so much worse. I mean, it's going to just keep going. Just keep reading. Otherwise I don't, I I'm going to tap. If we don't just keep going, I'm going to tap out. Yeah, the issue is you can't tap because this is a podcast. Oh, I can't tap. Oh, I can't tap. And if you want to keep reading, you can, but I will tap. Oh, yeah. He burnt the entire thing down for no reason whatsoever.

1:27:43I did manage to save some things for my house, like my laptop and the happy, happy pageant letter. Even then, I feel like I've released some sort of bullshit curse from watching those episodes of happy, happy. and the library is my only hope spot. The library is my only hope spot. What the fuck does that even mean? The only place I feel hope is just the library. Don't talk to me. I have to go to my hope spot. You don't have a hope spot. You know what? Actually, now that you mentioned it, I do have a couple of hope spots. What's your hope spot? I feel like the only place I ever have hope is my bed.

1:28:19It just mostly is when I'm sleeping. That's the only time I ever have any kind of hope or my shower. I like a show. I feel sometimes I feel more mental clarity when I'm taking a shower. Okay. All right. Would that be your only two hope spots? That would be I would designate those as my two hope spots. I feel like a Waffle House. I feel like Waffle House. That's true. That is a hope spot. I've never been eating at Waffle House and been in dismay. That's true. That's true. Hope spot's good. You know what? I'm going to say David Busters is also a hope spot of mine. See, I'll take that. Just a place where it's like we can't really be that sad, right?

1:28:54Yeah. There's too much hope. There's too much hope going on. I'm also I will say it will forever make me furious that after me banging on the door of Waffle House for years, you make one video mentioning them and they reach out to you and give you a ton of stuff. They did. And that's I feel blessed. You know what? Waffle House is actually more of my hopes. No, don't do that to me. I have bought so much Waffle House memorabilia. I was in their Twitter replies for like a year. Never, never did a thing. Desperate cared. You're a pick me girl, dude. Don't say that about me and her. But then you make one video and they're like, can we send you a bunch of stuff?

1:29:32I was like, Waffle House, I'll make a video about you. I'll put you an ad. I don't care. Just give me a shirt. Just give me something so I could say that like I've worked with Waffle House and they didn't care. They don't care about me. Okay. Anyway. Thanks to that figure. I'm not even going to research more on this show anymore. After I destroy that badge and letter, I'm going to close down this blog. Or better yet, I should kill that guy for what he did. I don't give a damn if I break the law and get sent to jail. Whoever the figure is has to pay for what he's done to me. However, I'm not sure if the figure burned down my house.

1:30:12I didn't see his figure near my house. So it could have just been a chimney or electrical fire. What? Maybe unrelated to all this, my house just got on fire, potentially. So you know what? Forget what I said about closing down the blog and killing the figure. I'm going to treat the fire like it was natural and keep researching the show. Don't expect me to act nicely in the following months, though. Don't expect me to act nicely.

1:30:41Okay, June 28th. I finally got somewhere to live in. To be more precise, I bought a mobile home in the nearby trailer park a few days ago. Since I'm not the richest man in my neighborhood, this will definitely do for now until I get enough money to buy a proper house. On Happy Appy, however, one of my... Did he not get like insurance or anything? I guess he just completely left to suffer. On Happy Appy, however, one of my friends, Jim Forrester, actually remembered Happy Appy and is most likely the one mentioned in Kevin's interview. he said that there were more episodes i didn't have on the dvd again he's friends with everyone who's ever worked at nickelodeon and when a gym who worked on the show was mentioned earlier he just did he was like oh jim interested and i was like oh yeah my friend jim who worked on happy happy what i have no willpower to fight this story you got hunter you can't clock out this early we're not even a quarter of the way through i'm telling you this is this is the worst thing we have ever read and i and i hate to even say that because it's mean to say but i have no will and we're not even a quarter of the way through i have no you are so wrong about that because it's bad in a fun and new way i'm not having fun i am not having fun because you never have fun this is an enjoyable show this is this is like it's so dumb and the things are over the top it's way better than just a boring story right now I'm bored like I said the peak I need more 9-11s or something to happen okay well I see happy happy quotes up there so get your game face on my game faces on it turns out the most violent episodes were actually at the end of the season the entire first season was supposed to have 25 five episodes plus a TV movie.

1:32:36No one mentioned it because Jim and Nickelodeon had the only known high quality tapes until I found the DVD. It's also worth mentioning that the series slowly got more violent as the series progressed. Jim sent me a disc with fragments of Happy Happy episodes. Here are the contents of the disc. The first clip starts out with a close-up of a school bell ringing. It cuts to Happy Happy standing next to a kid sitting at a desk. Kid is trying to answer a math problem but gives up and says i don't know how to do my homework soon the teacher says class is dismissed the kid becomes ashamed that he didn't know how to do his homework but happy says that's all right i'll sing you the math song and you'll understand after the kid gasps happy sings a song about math it was distorted in both audio and video but i could thankfully make out the lyrics these were lyrics to a song hunter you gotta figure it out well he said he's deciphering I'm going to show you how to do your homework.

1:33:367 plus 4 is 11. And 9 minus 2 is 7. Math's not a chore because 15 minus 11 equals 4. 6 plus 2 is 8. And you're doing great. Now here's the last three. You're on a spree. 66 minus 39 is 27. negative 5 plus 16 is fucking 11 2 minus 1 and now your fucking homework is done wow that was awesome Hunter I don't think there's a couple words there I don't think happy says 6 plus 2 is fucking 8 and you're a fucking bitch just kidding you're doing great that's my happy remix yeah that's very good I like how it just goes from like 3 plus 4 to like 66 minus 39 is 27 and negative it's gonna be some fucking stupid words coordinates or something stupid like that about you anything or yeah or it's like 6-6 it's like oh happy happy's the devil oh yeah after that the kid says wow thanks happy happy I find it odd that the kids were doing math that was more suitable for older elementary students that's what he took away from that by the way that's what you're gonna talk away from So that's a bit of advanced math for, okay, that's fine.

1:34:59Well, good for him. Must be a private school. The next fragment was one of the violent episodes. Even though the clips look like they were separate and from different episodes, they actually seem to be in order. Started with three kids saying that their families were gone. They proceeded to cry so loudly that it was almost painful to see. Happy, happy, and two of the other kids enter the shot and try to calm them down. Eventually, they managed to calm down the three kids. and all five of them leave. However, Happy had this weird, perverted, and greedy expression. He tells the kids to come with him, and they follow him into an abandoned office building.

1:35:37Two minutes later, he leaves the building, dragging several money bags with him. Kids were screaming for help again. Didn't end there. There was one fragment of a somewhat violent episode. Happy was putting a bandage on a kid's arm. Oddly enough, he was wearing a long coat in this episode, and in the far corner of his pocket a needle with green fluids is visible happy gave the kid a shot with the needle which knocked the kid out he dragged the kid into his van and a chainsaw was heard the dvd stopped after that it's happy happy chainsawing kids to death oh you want to know more about that encounter with the figure first it turns out he was at the library so i got out of there however about Kleiner though what I thought was Harold was actually someone else that looked like him what who is Kleiner I feel like we're getting some of this stuff out of context you know it's like we're missing pieces maybe some pieces of the story got deleted or something like that because we've never heard of Kleiner before what I thought was Harold was actually someone else that looked like him secondly i gave him a nickname it's forensic what remember the i'm gonna find you forensic or where the fuck it was i said no it's my name is forensic my name is forensic yeah yeah but how is his name forensic if here he gave him the nickname forensic also what are we talking about who he talked about seeing a guy earlier he's like oh i thought it was this person it was just someone else that looked like him what why and then he's like oh that figure on the hill i'm going to call him forensic so he's giving a cute nickname to like the shadow man that's talking him yeah yeah well that's that's what i'm saying is the thing that he was the the the random i think it's supposed to say that the forensic thing is happy happy or the entity that is happy happy happy because if it's like i am forensic or whatever then it would predict that's the name he's going to give him right because like he predicted 9-11 and stuff right i guess i guess you're right that is cohesive in the happy happy extended universe that makes more sense now because when i googled happy happy i saw like um fan fiction of like or not fan fiction fan art of like um this yaoi like of a guy who i assumes the detective kissing like a shadow man figure.

1:38:13Did you see the stuff? I did not. What did you just send me? Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Yep. Frederick Gorgo, born Kino Gorgoti. Yeah, just keep going. Okay. Also known as Forensic and Napoleon. I didn't come up with the name, though. I found a scrap of paper on my desk that said forensic. Obviously, since I have to call the figure something, I will call him forensic from now on. When I saw him 17 days ago, he seemed to have fingers with claws. So I wonder who could have broken the happy, happy disc. I don't mean like he had retractable claws in his fingers. His fingers look like they were very sharp. I also got a good look at how he ran.

1:39:04He seems to be hunchbacked, which means he would be taller than he would be standing up straight because that's how hunchbacked works i'd say about six nine although you could speculate that since i don't have a picture of him okay i'm starting to see like he's got fingers for claws he's six nine he's dark and foreboding the the the uh drawn smut it's making sense now how we doing hunter I'm in hell. The Happy Happy Wiki seems pretty extensive. There's a lot here. Oh my gosh, there's a lot here. Oh, we're so much stuff. July 14th. Jim Forster has called me again with another development. Treston Yeh, the man who voiced Happy Happy and a star on Fright House Screamers, was killed today.

1:39:56His body had three long and deep cut marks on his chest, with one of them slashing open his heart. Even though the police marked it as a murder by a bladed weapon, I think Forensic killed... I think Forensic killed Tristan! It just seems like a weird coincidence that my CD of the Happy Happy episodes was clawed in the same way that Tristan Yew has. Jim, however, said a response that they would be very sharp claws since the markings managed to put a deep cut on one of his ribs. I might need to research Fried House Screamers after I'm done with Happy Happy. it sounds quite interesting July 15th today Jim Forrester gave me a DVD with three new episodes according to Jim first one's the episode with the green fluids needle second being the full version of Happy Goes to School and the last one might be the second part of Happy Happy TV movie I would be able to describe the episodes if it wasn't for the extensive cleaning the disc needs all right here we go more happy happy episodes are you ready hunter oh yeah come on honor yay happy happy july 17 you can't you you i'm being kind of serious you can't crap out this soon because i can't do it for that long i can't keep this up by myself i need i can't do this on my own for that long it was fine and my best friend ruined my life because we were like halfway through when you tapped out, but I can't.

1:41:29We're not. I need some help here. I can't do this on my own. Okay. Oh, I was laying on the floor.

1:41:41Editor, edit that stuff out. But yeah, I was, I like was. No, no, no. That's perfect. That's perfect. Leave that in me being like, I need you here. I need you back. That's leave that in. That's perfect. I am worried that this is so bad that it's going to make for a bad episode no no with you laying on the floor me needing help and stuff I think we're good I think we're back up my seat now okay thank you I mean you can do just give me another 30 minutes and then I can endure from there we should just power through and read we should clean the disc enough to be watchable. The only problem is that it sometimes freezes when a video gets played.

1:42:28Here are the cod tits. The first episode started out with the scene with the green fluids needle. After Happy kills the kid, he drives to a crashed plane, where the scene with the money bags happened. It cuts to the playground, where Happy was playing with some kids. It went along like normal, until his skin peeled off, revealing a rotten apple core. It was like an orange peeler was being used on him. The skin landed on a boy's head, covering his face like a blanket. The weird part about this scene was that the kid had no reaction to Happy's skin being peeled, almost like it never even happened.

1:43:03After a minute of seeing the boy with Happy skin on his head, the episode ends. The second episode was, as Jim said, the full version of Happy goes to school. It begins with the math scene and song happens, but in a vastly improved quality. After that, Happy goes into a science class where a kid is messing around with the Bunsen burner. Eventually, the kid gets his finger burned by accident. Happy informs, Never play with the Bunsen burner without an adult supervision! If you don't, you might get hurt like any year! After a short monologue, Happy puts an ice pack on Eddie's burn and he thanks Happy.

1:43:42A few seconds after Happy puts the ice pack over the kid's burn, he hears an argument coming from the hallway. cuts to a bully mocking a young kid telling him that his art project is the dumbest thing ever because of this the younger kid starts to cry after some more mocking bully runs off laughing right as he leaves happy comes over and tells the kid to never give up on what he likes doing it instantly cheers up and runs into a classroom presumably to tell a teacher about the bully finally i saw the second part of the happy happy movie it started out with happy happy driving his van on the road leading to the playground it shows a kid playing with rocks on the side of the road by accident he throws a large rock on the road which lands directly in the path of happy's van happy thinks it's an animal and tries to swerve out of the way but the van goes off the road crashes into a grassy ditch for this scene footage of a real car crash was used for whatever reason like it just switches over to a lively camera after this scene the van starts to catch on fire and some kids including the one who threw the giant rock run over to the burning wreckage the music for this scene isn't the happy-go-lucky music that plays throughout the show but sound clips of a reverse revolution 9 with happy screaming

1:45:11Happy is immolating after a kid says it cuts to happy's bloody stem, which had a mouth with bloody teeth on it. The stem proceeded to scream, which was just one of the screams that Mike. What?

1:45:33Oh, which is that is such a weird reference which was just one of the screams that Mike Shank did in American movie if anyone doesn't know what that is they're going to be like what the fuck Mike Shank does this blood curdling scream in this documentary called American movie which is awesome and I'm and then I this is immediately bought me back a Mike Shank reference in American movie is so that's classic mint mint reference okay well good for you Speaker 3 00, editor put it in right here. It is. It's an amazing scream. Another kid says his body, his body. Happy's body was badly burnt and scratched up with blood coming out from the larger, deeper cuts.

1:46:17His left eyeball was dangling. With all of his upper teeth were either chipped or broken. We're happy as left arm and stumper. There was pure white bone with blood slowly leaking from the exposed bones so these kids tried to kill happy i'm guessing so it apparently the episodes are just real things like obviously the real murders are things it's kind of like a poughkeepsie tapes kind of meme or whatever yeah yeah so then this one they apparently for nickelodeon had it on dvd that was widespread that uh the kids like revolted they threw a rock in the road happy's like oh my god swerved and just showed another car wreck even though this is supposed to be the actual thing and then now it's like the kids being like let's fucking kill him here his body look at his body so it's like happy he's about to die i think it would seem that way happy tried to crawl out of the burning wreck with his right arm but it was only a minute until he collapsed and died while screaming to weird sci-fi noises the next scene just showed the road lacking any children whatsoever with the remains of happy in the van in plain sight cuts to a funeral where kids were crying over happy's dead body while one kid said why happy why another tried to wake up happy by shaking his corpse wake up wake up happy i thought the kids were happy that is he can't see without his glasses okay so the kids threw the rock on the road so were the kids like in the when they were Were they distressed by being like, oh my God, look at his body.

1:47:53Other than they were saying, I thought they were reveling. No, there's a, I think it's a bunch of kids. So it's a different kids. Okay. Different kids. The ones that threw the rock were trying to kill him. Okay. But these kids like just, I thought it was an accident and it was like a, it was an accident. And they're like, I don't know. I mean, maybe, but I don't think so. Cause they were like, look, his hat. And like, I don't know. The shot fades to a scene taking place 10 years later, where a kid was talking to her mother. The mother replied to the girl, but her speech was in reverse. After re-reversing it, the speech turned out to be, Don't worry, my daughter.

1:48:31Happy Happy is coming to take you away. Father comes in and talks about how bad Happy was, but in a sarcastic tone. After the mother asks why he randomly brought Happy up, the father brings out a knife and stabs the mother in the head. Okay. the girl screams runs to the mother's side and starts crying the father's skin peels off like the scene with happy and the orange peeler revealing happy with his injuries from the car crash happy proceeds to kill the girl the last shot before the credits was happy happy smiling over the bodies of the mother and kid as well as the skin of the father instead of the theme song playing over the credits dark carnival music played the clips of revolution 9 and napoleon 14's they're coming to take me away.

1:49:17Ha ha. What? What is that? Whatever. I don't know. A narrator said, His stomach was in two today. There were two. And there is none now. He's there. He's getting next to his sister with all he knows. He ceased to work in the underworld. Guess what the narrator was talking over? he was talking over happy happy the bloodied scalpel in one hand and a zacto knife in the other it slowly panned down to the disguise happy was under like the magic trick episode and stopped at the hand of the skin which had cut marks on it the episode ended all right

1:50:05so is it implying that happy was like a like a worker in hell in the underworld i don't know but it's really good spit them out that was awesome yeah yeah that was awesome that was really cool really cool really fucking twisted visuals i really like that i wonder if like there's be a way the apple throws it off a little too much but if you had like a badly done clay apple and someone did like a it looked like an old vhs film like with the lines and like the constant audio home and stuff but otherwise good production for the time with like an actual van and you see happy in the driver's seat. It's very clear.

1:50:45There's people off screen and you don't do all the violent stuff, but maybe just a little uncanny interactions with kids and like interactions go a bit too long. You can make something kind of creepy with the premise. Maybe I think this is already super scary. So yeah. Okay. All right. I'm glad you're scared. July 23rd. It's been almost, it's been almost a, since I watched part two of the happy, happy TV movie. beautiful couldn't have said it better myself it's been almost it's been almost we haven't seen each other in

1:51:25oh I'm supposed to head over and about turns it turns out that someone claimed to have the first part so I asked him to email it to me turns out he was right here's what happens in the first half. Oh, get it? It's like a broken up chronology. So then after you read the whole series, you go back and you watch it in order and it all makes sense. Right. It starts with the carnival theme from the credits of part one, but with distorted voices. The intro often flashed out to white after when the original intro would play, it went straight to Happy on a medical bed, dying from an unknown disease with children at his side.

1:52:02Happy said in a loud voice. They're coming to take me away! and he cuts one of the younger children he was trying to fake crying over happy's death but the single tear that came from the child was in claymation it played a solemn piano tune after another kid with a high-pitched voice said they're coming to take me away showed happy happy coughing up blood a few seconds later his bed wheeled itself into a surgery what followed was an hour of stop-motion surgery. So horrifying, yet so compelling. How did the episode creator create a decent surgery scene with puppets? After that, Happy comes out in a wheelchair and the children said, Are you okay?

1:52:47Happy, Happy? Happy said, Yes, my friends! And gave them a large hug. After that, it faded to a title that said three months later, it started to fade in on the second part of the TV movie. The video ended as soon as the fate stopped. So that's the part we saw before. So they're coming to take me away. I'm guessing he has a deal with the devil or something. He's satanic, perhaps. Possibly. Possibly. Is Lucifer a character in the Happy Happy Universe? We'll find out. I got another episode today. One of my blog followers, who has a job in a daycare center in Seattle, mailed me a VHS tape. The tape had a white label that said written with a blue sharpie happy happy is the hospital doctor he found the tape because a kid brought it with him for whatever reason started crying when he saw the contents the tape began with a few minutes of static and then played the famous intro but with had new lyrics that didn't match the tune too well happy happy helps those kids happy happy happy happy happy happy happy Happy, happy, happy.

1:53:57It went to a POV shot of Happy Appy running through a hospital for two and a half minutes with a choir singing Amazing Grace. Amazing Grace. How sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me. I once was lost, but now am found. This story is like AIDS in audio form. Yeah. I don't think that's what the original one said. I think it was something about Jesus, but sure. Okay, that's right. that's right yeah common mistake um since i knew what amazing grace was about because of choir experience some of these lines are written like a human didn't write them i mean it was something that really the scariest part of this human the scariest part of this does feel like this is the this is like proof that aliens exist in this like text yeah the text that is written is like the is another life form trying to emulate our own is what it feels like.

1:55:23Since I knew what Amazing Grace was about and then in parentheses, because of choir experience. It's like no humans, just no Amazing Grace, especially in, you know, that's just a thing most people know. They don't have to be in a choir to know. I was prepared for anything related to death. It cuts to, does Amazing Grace indicate death? Yes. It's coming, what? It cuts to Happy Appy on his metal stick doing his death smile for a long time. Like the two other times, he watched over any living thing near the TV with his uncanny, soulless baby blue eyes. The death smile made his glare worse, giving an immense feeling of threat to anyone watching.

1:56:02After the Amazing Grace choir ended, ambient noise started playing. It kept growing louder, louder, and it very slowly zoomed in on Happy. Finally, after ten minutes of watching a clay apple staring you down with loud ambience, he says, Hey kids, let's go find some children to help. He runs up to some body bags holding bodies, while a nurse is zipping one up. Happy walks up to the nurse and says, Oh, Mrs. Nurse, can I help those people? The nurse says, Happy, they're dead. They won't come back. Right before the credits, Happy Happy turns to the camera with another death smile. says something that could be more disturbing than the natural scene and the staring scenes and made me cringe remember kids you all die one day and i won't be there to help you

1:57:01uh july 28th a week ago jim told me that a fire had recently ravaged through the studio that had filmed happy happy it wasn't until the 25th that i visited the ruins of the studio if i could find anything that could help me investigate happy happy after traveling on the i-5 for 20 hours or so i had reached the studio it was completely abandoned but what was very strange was that no one was there to demolish it after grabbing a flashlight and turning it on i proceeded to sneak inside when i got into what remained of the lobby i saw two rooms that weren't overly burnt or crushed by debris, a sound set, and a storage room.

1:57:40The storage room had a lock on it, so I went into the sound set first. It was massive, around the size of half a football field. Despite the sound set being large, the only things that were there were some remains of the green screen stages and a burnt studio camera. For some reason, parts of the remaining cloth on the stages had what looked like bloodstains on it while i was walking through the sound set i heard male laughter and the movement of a lanky figure near the back i got the hell out of the sound set and blocked the door with a burnt desk after that close encounter i went over to the storage room and broke the rusted lock off the door after i'd opened the door the room turned out to be just a vault of props that were used in the show there was a mostly intact shelf to the right of the room which held some reels of tape after stealing them found a safe which had been partially melted into the floor after some force i managed to rip off the floorboards and haul it to the car no he didn't he managed to haul like a thousand pounds after going into the storage room a third time i heard what sounded like wood burning so i checked the sound set to see what was going on the entire back wall had been lit ablaze by some vandal i quickly checked storage room for any more artifacts which it didn't have and ran out to the building before the entirety of it started to burn up i seriously wonder who the hell has done this is forensics so addicted to kill me is forensics so dedicated to kill me that he would set an entire tv studio on fire to do so was it even him at all important questions to be answered in the happy happy first the what i said in the happy happy trials important things to figure out august 1st after dealing with some personal things i got around to breaking the lock off the safe the contents were one thing that was happy happy's puppet doing the death smile even though i really don't want to own him i'll keep the puppet in case it helps me find out more about the show's history the tapes weren't anything special they were just happy happy's earlier episodes and a higher quality than the dvds august 2nd on closer examination though the happy happy puppet has a few anomalies first off the right hand was quite obviously reattached which could suggest that someone accidentally ripped happy's hand while trying to get him to hold something one of his eyes was a darker blue than the baby blue his eyes normally were and his leaf was broken off halfway.

2:00:25Finally, there was writing on the back of the puppet's head, but some of it had been smudged. PRPTY of Neelo... Property of Nickelodeon. Sure, whatever. Property of Nickelodeon Studios. Yeah, there you go. Owned by blank blank. Dan Schneider. I wish. That makes it so much funnier. It also turns out that the tapes were, like the happy happy puppet different from what I thought what in the fuck is this photo down here That's the scariest thing in the entire series. what is that my god okay sorry for people that don't we're reading through and as he's reading i scroll down a little bit and there is like a blurred photo of like a little green alien photoshopped into like a dark hallway but it's all blurred and it just looks like he's like like startled like you walked in on him like taking a piss or something like that it's very odd it was very distracting sorry that is that has got to be the scariest thing the series has had so far that gray and that gray aliens infiltrating my hope spot yeah that gray alien you're real deep in my spot right now if you know what i mean for happy's vacation and heard happy the scenes with missing frames had those frames back however what was more interesting was that the hope poster that was in happy's van was missing from those tapes.

2:01:55I guess that these tapes were actually in work print quality and not the finished product. If that's so, it doesn't explain why the tape that held Happy Goes to School had the beginning of The Towers on it. I can only guess that The Towers was originally a normal episode in production, but some asshole edited it and ended up canceling the series. August 4th! When I was getting the mail at night, I managed to find Forensic looking at me from the garage. This time, However, I finally took a picture of him. That's what forensic looks like. This is what forensic forensic. That's the shadow man. The shadow man looks like a fucking gray alien or whatever.

2:02:33Whatever this is supposed to be like some alien made of fucking blue cheese. I mean, I really don't know. In the series about like a talking apple and like, I don't know. I don't know what this is about. I don't even know what he's investigating. He's just saying, like, I'm just reading and watching Nickelodeon episodes. there's no through line what is his end goal with any of this i don't know i'm in hell i want to die go ahead so what i was saying is uh in the midst of reading about these different episodes and happy happy and all that seeing the picture of like the gray guy in the shadows out of context kind of took me off guard a little bit especially your reaction to it where you're like what the I scroll down and I see it as kind of got me a little bit.

2:03:20Just feel like, so there's, I'm like, what is this a different story? All of a sudden it feels, that's what the shadow man looks like. The shadow man is this or forensic or whatever, right? That's forensic. But then there's also the like Tumblr art of a guy smiling on the left. Like the art for all of this. It's I'm in such a sensory sensory overload. There's like nothing. There's nothing really happening either. like I don't really know what what is the what is his end goal you know because it's I don't know his house is burning show I guess I guess it's to find happy happy because he's like burning down his house and stuff so is he just trying to figure out like okay how do I stop this horror from going on but even then it doesn't really seem like there's it doesn't matter it doesn't were these all these are all just blog posts from back of the day right I uh I don't know to be honest I think so but i don't know i think that at the very beginning that's what i'm writing this blog okay so these are all blogs yeah okay so this wasn't okay okay all right the odd thing is that unlike regular times where forensic has happy's death smile on his mask he had a frown on his mask i wondered why he wore a frowning mask this time until i smashed and burned the happy happy puppet because i think it's power and forensic i think of course i could be wrong though which is probably true.

2:04:44Or maybe I just make stuff up. Who knows? I kept the tapes though, as they're good enough to keep. August 15th. I apologize for not updating this blog lately. I really haven't had much to say, but recently I've been crept out. I thought I had destroyed the happy happy puppet three days ago, but when I went into the kitchen to make a snack, I saw it lying on the counter without any damage done to it. Also, I've had many nightmares about happier forensic. The most vivid one, based off of the towers, occurred to me tonight. I saw a completed Freedom Tower being hit, almost ironically, by a larger airliner.

2:05:20Onlookers were either running away, crying, or praying to God. I remember that I was one of the onlookers, unable to move an inch. Right next to me was a ripe apple tree, which oddly had been knocked over by debris. On the pavement, there was an apple that had presumably broken off of the tree. Is it implying that Happy Appy's origin story is 9-11? I think that's what it's implying. what's interesting i also think that um maybe our author was just a kid who's kind of traumatized by 9-11 and a lot of feelings that came out in the series hey who wasn't when they were a kid i know it freaked me out well i was a year and a half old so i wasn't but does that bother you that i was that young no i don't give a shit well you went quiet what does it feel like dating a younger man well you went quiet all of a sudden i didn't know what that was about i i am i it's self-reflection is what it is it's self-reflection okay on starting this podcast okay well don't do that because i like it here this is my this is my hope spot hunter your your hope spot is i hope you realize the hope spot that you're at with your your innocent child is being infected and and it's in a bad spot with happy.

2:06:35I feel like reading happy, happy out loud with a child in the same building. With a baby in the house. With a baby in the house is bad. It's probably a bad omen, yeah. I can't, I really hope that she has a cringy, creepypasta face. I feel like that would just be a full circle. Yeah, she will. And it would be, okay, yeah, good. I picked it up and almost got to take a bite out of it. However, I noticed that Forensic was watching me from a nearby bush as i bit the apple suddenly grew a mouth and began screaming loudly wait i thought he was talking about who cares oh it's a nightmare it's a nightmare about the okay gotcha gotcha as i bit the apple it suddenly grew a mouth and began screaming loudly horrified i threw the apple to the pavement which injured it more as soon as the apple hit the ground forensic disappeared from the bush as the scream from the apple grew louder fires on the freedom tower kept flaming on and on until the thing collapsed sending a cloud of debris towards onlookers right before i was hit i jumped out of bed screaming in horror i don't know why but it seems like forensic and happy are the only things that i can really think about anymore thanks to them i think i'm going insane first off i can't see fruits without thinking about happy happy in any way thankfully though i don't think about happy when i see a vegetable unless i find an episode involving a vegetable clay puppet secondly i fear tall and skinny and especially both people a lot more than i used to mainly because of forensic and how he's very tall and skinny when i see a playground i imagine happy happy in that one dark plant-filled abandoned corner of the playground doing a death smile and looking like he's ready to murder every child i really regret researching this show i've learned more about fried house screamers but It's not as related to happy as I thought it would be.

2:08:29Okay, hold on. He doesn't think about when he sees a vegetable. He says he fears, because for some reason his fear goes to that. He's afraid of tall people. And he says, when I see a playground, I imagine happy in the dark corner. How often is he going to playgrounds? Maybe he lives by one. What? Maybe he lives by one. I mean, maybe, I guess. I don't know. I think it goes back to what you said. like he thinks food just appears in the house kind of thing august 16th today i went to look for happy happy on the tv even though it sounds idiotic to look for a show on the channel that it's banned from it's worth a shot i woke myself up when nick jr started and watched the shows for happy happy it all went well playing dory the explorer and yo gabby gabba when a bumper aired a woman's voice said and now we have something special to show you please welcome for the first time in a decade happy happy i was excited that i would most likely see a new episode fortunately it was the school episode again even though i was i thought the show was banned everywhere okay that's the creepy thing dude it's it's it's scary so scary even though i was disappointed i was still elated from seeing an episode of happy happy air at that point i had a major question why did the episode air is a new employee mistakenly aired the episode without knowing the history of happy happy or did someone else deliberately air them if someone did air them deliberately why did they was it retro day at nick jr and they allowed a showing of happy happy just for once or did someone know about my research blog and to help they aired an episode so he's like huh i guess i'll turn on nickelodeon and it's just showing happy happy yeah well i think and that's the is that it's now it's it's showing for him like i'm watching the tv and now it's popping up randomly uh paranormally you're right that makes so much sense of course hey i've got two things to tell you first i will try to make at least one post every day all the way until when i quit researching happy how about right now you quit right now you quit right now second i'm keeping track of the episodes here are my guesses for the episode list anything with parentheses describes the episode better happy's vacation hurt happy monkey bar mishap happy goes to school the one with the math song nate needs help never run with knives happy fixes kids uh number eight is happy fixes kids part two maybe and nine is happy fixes kids part three the towers happy the doctor the one with the green fluid needle the crash plane and happy skin peeling off 12 is unknown 13 is happy's trick and 14 is the happy happy movie i know there are only 15 episodes mentioned here but i haven't discovered the other nine yet when i published this post because remember there's 26 episodes seasons he said there could be but 15 plus nine yeah it doesn't matter is there it's 24 24 not 26 and also why is he saying uh i know i only put 15 but I haven't discovered the other nine yet.

2:11:37Is he saying that he knows that there are another nine, but he doesn't know the title yet, maybe? I don't know. August 18th. I was on YouTube when I came across a Happy Happy video. It was named The Happy Dance and was a promo that aired on Noggin. In it, it showed Happy moving around like he was breakdancing. Music was slightly distorted, but it had someone making and falling at beatbox noises. Accompanied it was some lyrics on how to do the happy dance. Do you want to do the beatbox noises? I've never beatboxed before. How did it do? Is it like a pooch? Yeah. Pretty much just that. Do the happy dance.

2:12:20Jump to the left. Jump to the left. Jump to the left. Jump to the left. Jump to the right. Jump to the right. Jump to the right. Jump to the right Now get on And scoot to your left Scoot to your left Scoot to your left And scoot to your right And scoot to your right And scoot to your right And scoot to your right Do the happy dance

2:12:52That was pretty good I think That was pretty alright After that it said Watch Happy Happy every Monday at 8am And it ended I know it is a new episode but it's a cute thing I saw. Why is it cute? I'm like, they burned down my house. They're trying to kill me too. Why would it ever be cute? It's cute. This guy has short-term memory loss. August 23rd. As I was looking over some posts today, I noticed a draft in the folder. Normally, I wouldn't have drafts in there unless I had to finish a post on another day. So this stuck out to me as odd. I opened it and I found out that Forensic had somehow gotten into my blog.

2:13:30I'm guessing he used a key logger, but anything's possible. Here are the contents. Hello there, my good friends. Are you feeling well today? Good, because Jerisim? Jerisim? I guess that's his name. Jerisim? Our authors. Okay, good, because Jerisim is not here today. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Because it's, can you just call him Jerma? Jerma. Jerma's not here today. Instead, you will be getting a post from his favorite friend, Forensic F Forensic. So, life's pretty good from where I'm standing. I've killed a lot of people now. This year alone, I've killed Kevin Christensen and Tristan Yar. Yay. Yay.

2:14:13Amazing, isn't it? Well, just you wait. Once I'm done with Jim Forrester, I'll kill Jerma. And it ain't going to be pretty. What will I choose to kill him? Will it be good? What will I use to kill him? Or what will I choose to kill him? Well, will it be the good old knife to the head? Or maybe I'll pick a slow, painful torture. I might not mentally scar him, but it is in the question. Oh, the possibilities are endless. But now there's a big question I will answer. What will I do with Jermon's body? Will I? And it ends there. Why did he leave off mid-sentence? Will I? And it ends there.

2:14:59Did his internet break down? Was he noticing that I was starting to wake up? Forensic. Maybe got booted off somehow. Forensic. Forensic is scary.

2:15:10That's a scary name, bro. I got scared just hearing it. All I know is that Forensic tried to post on my blog and I'm not happy. And I'm not happy. However, there's a sound clip left on the blog post. It was a three minute sound clip of static with some voices talking here and there. I'll try to decode it later. so that's uh i like how he can't like the author can't just post that because the idea is like oh forensics taking over the blog right but he has to preface everything around it he can't just let the post from forensic go up for some reason i'm trying to think about what the uh this one would be in the static that sounds pretty good it kind of sounds like you're coming through a radio what do you think you would say would it be like probably some of this stuff here put a little deal and a little more now that sounds like he's like at the bottom of a cave in a radio

2:16:13can you do can you do the happy happy voice and like the through the static hey guys let me turn let me turn down the echo there we go happy happy happy happy it's pretty good you can play with that some I think I think that's kind of cute I forget I have a soundboard now do I have anything that can I think I don't know if mine are I think they're just like sounds I'm sure there's a way I can put filters over it but I don't think I have those I think I can just like play an air horn oh wait hold on I think I just played an air horn I think that I don't think I have wait yes I do here we go oh yeah I've got the robot and the I can

2:17:18you can't hear him but the recording can so anyway Okay, yeah. We can just stay talking about audio equipment instead of reading the story. Today, the same person who uploaded the Kevin Christensen interview on YouTube added a new interview. This time, it was Jim Forrester being interviewed. He worked on some of the scripts for Happy Happy, including Nate Needs Help. So, were you one of the script writers for Happy Happy? Unfortunately, yes. Do you know what happened to Happy Happy? Well, actually managed to pull off a third of the first season just fine, without any complaints from any whatsoever.

2:18:01We were all ready to begin the other third when we were cancelled. Why was the show cancelled? An accident happened. Wait, wait, an accident happened? What kind of accident could cause the show's cancellation? During a break, we did... During a break, we did to get the... We did to get the employees some resting time. Okay. I mean, just taking a break. Could just say taking a break. We were taking a break. We made a joke episode for fun. The episode, of course, it had two smoldering towers which were on fire. You know, looking at a dowel, it kind of reminds me of way too much of 9-11, but that's neither here nor there.

2:18:41The episode was aired because someone managed to sneak a tape and broadcast it on Doggin. And proof the show was canceled. Good riddance. Do you know who broadcasted it? Uh, no. The only person I think that would broadcast is... I forget. It's been ten years, you know. I can understand, Jim. Anyways, one last question. Who's the director of the show? I don't know who the director is as well, but I can tell you one thing. He's most likely dead. I don't know who he is, but he's dead. That's a fun... Okay. Whatever. I like the idea that, like, oh, as a joke, we made a 9-11 gag out of Happy Happy.

2:19:25As a joke with child actors. Looking back at it, I guess two buildings on fire right next to each other could read as 9-11. Wait, hold on, hold on. I thought that aired in, like, 99. Oh. Yeah. So I think the idea is like JF's line about this to like hide the secret of happy app. He's like, Oh yeah, we did that as a prank. Even if it doesn't make sense. Anyway, I like the idea of people like really get into the theory crafting for this and like being in the comments, like, wait a minute. If it aired in 99, how could JF have made the joke? That doesn't make sense. August 27th. Today. I found the torn of another episode of happy appy called mean Miranda or happy's van breaks.

2:20:06Mean Miranda's plot was about boys no older or younger than six to eight being bullied by a teenage girl named Miranda Happy gives the kids bandages and advice to help them He kept getting progressively angrier when the episode goes on Starting from being slightly irritated to being extremely pissed off At the end, Happy Appy coldly says Only one more kid and you will get a surprise Miranda

2:20:33she almost mockingly kicks a boy in the leg happy happy gets in his van and drives it at her Jesus

2:20:44right before the van runs over Miranda the episode cuts to the credits with promos for Franklin and Blue's Clues that's funny that's a good that's a good comedic timing of the apple going you'll get a surprise and then she does it and he like calmly walks into his van starts the motor god oh happy's van break starts with the intro and immediately goes into the episode happy's putting a bandage on a kid's bruise when he notices that his van's engine is billowing smoke he runs to it and notices that a part of the van's engine broke happy steals the mechanics toolbox and gets to work on the engine and happy happy works on the engine kid kicks a soccer ball and accidentally bounces off happy's head angered he gets a wrench runs off screen and beats the kid to death with it he goes back and repairs the engine replaces the coolant and changes the oil while helping more kids around the playground the mechanic in response to his toolbox being stolen breaks happy's engine happy gets pissed and chases the mechanic in a pov shot eventually happy grabs the mechanic and stabs the back of his head with a screwdriver several times before the episode cuts out oddly chasing didn't have happy's hands in it but someone's arms painted red so here's the new list and they put they put me miranda at 13 happy's van breaks at 14 and happy's trick at 15 august 28th remember when i got those tapes from the now demolished studio well i bought a small projector so that i could play the tapes to find out more about them and like what i saw when i closely inspected the tapes there were more changes than i thought they had here's a list of what i could find in them happy's vacation has stocked beach music playing in the background of the beach scenes while my former copy did not guess my old copies were the work print also happy sounds slightly different heard happy as the apple on the healing scene replaced with the tomato i think this proves my theory that the apple thing was a mistake done by the producers.

2:22:47Happy Goes to School has an entire remove scene with a song in it, taking place between the math and science scenes. It involves Happy going into his social studies class and finding a kid struggling with his homework about the American Revolution. Happy tells the kid to watch what the teacher is going to put on, which is a segment of Schoolhouse Rock about the American Revolution. And guess who I saw today? It was forensic, as usual, and like most times, got a good look at part of his face. well to put it shortly he might be a human might be i also like the idea of this like non-human you know monstrous entity or whatever just making blog posts on the guy's account it's pretty funny september 2nd i found while searching torrents for happy happy an intact version of the happy happy's movie bonus features visually it wasn't good it was just a simple menu with a white background there was one bonus feature creating a happy happy episode i downloaded and watched it it's around 30 minutes long and like the title says showed the making of a new episode which hasn't released called happy meets the roo bears where happy happy is in a crossover with apex twin according to a worker the episode would have been somewhere in season two here's what happens according to the clip shown happy's in the playground when he sees a water down rubear running around happy asks who he is the rubear does not respond richard drives in his long limo from window liquor happy and rubear heal a kid who accidentally hit his head on the swings to be honest i don't think apex twin in a kid's show isn't as weird as say jack black and sesame street it's just me though who's apex twin it's like an edm group okay see i'm glad you're here to tell me this stuff they did like that uh rubber johnny music video and stuff you remember that back in the day rubber john that sounds familiar they're a very popular popular group good music Oh yeah, I know.

2:24:51I know rubber Johnny. Yeah. It's the, um, it's the one that yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone like we'll use clips of it out of context to be like, this is a haunted video of like a dead guy who, yeah. Yeah. September 3rd. Okay. There are two things I want to talk about on this blog post. First off, I've heard a rumor that there's an actual episode of season two intact, but it's very incomplete fan restoration around 15 % complete. I'm just going to say this now, but why would this show have fans? You have talked about like getting excited for different episodes, stuff that's come up. Like what? Okay.

2:25:28I can understand liking the more appropriate episodes, but anyways, the rumor states there was the very first episode of season two called Camp Ah. In it, it starts with the intro as always, but with some differences. First off, Happy Dent dance in the intro, but starred the new main characters. sort of like the CSI intro. As for the main characters, there are Happy himself, a man in a ski mask called Napoleon, and a little boy named Danny. I have a weird feeling that Napoleon could actually be forensic in a different outfit. Why would you have that feeling? I thought forensic was like a different humanoid monster.

2:26:09After that, it cuts to a scene where Happy Appy is in his van, but there are two girls in the passenger seats. The girls are only clay apple heads on sticks with no arms or stems. After driving for a while, the man parks in the camp. Happy gets a washcloth and he and the girls sit on it. For a while, they just sit on the cloth staring at the sky. After a few seconds, another apple appears looking like a stereotypical beach jock. Happy says, Move it, ladies! Although the quality makes it sound like, Move it, ladies! What is a leddy? It's like a slur. Also, I like to think that he's like, Move it, ladies!

2:26:47it does yeah like that one csi intro whatever like this song yeah yeah happy's got the sunglasses on the second thing is that happy does not have an imdb page page some people are mistaken and for is actually a tv show called the happy apple i can understand why people would think would be related to happy happy happy apple being the rarely used full title of happy app when i mean rarely used I mean rarely used it was only used once in a TV guide preview but about the happy Apple it's from the 1980s how could you confuse a TV show from the 80s about an insurance company with a noggin TV show from the 90s that has imagery of 9-11 don't even get me started on Appaloosa horses just don't um so something that's interesting about this from a fundamental perspective obviously it's bad right we get it it's apparent whatever but conceptually the thing that the author has to think is interesting the thing people who are reading it has to think is interesting is the hat is the lost cartoon right yeah the idea of a lost apple cartoon and the intrigue that the show has or like the intrigue they're trying to get across is like every entry we find out more stuff about the show like oh it's written by this it had an episode about this this went wrong and stuff like that so the whole question that keeps people listening is, or at least that should keep people listening, uh, is, oh, you've got like, we found another piece of an episode.

2:28:22How's that connected? This is this kid from another one. Like there's questions that the found footage episodes persist, but then sometimes the author just tells us the answer. Like, it's like, oh, in season two, there's a new character named Napoleon. And it's like, oh, okay. There's a guy in a ski mass. It's kind of creepy for a kid. So where could that go and the author the next sentence goes I'm pretty sure it's forensic it's like oh well there went any intrigue we had for that character who they are what they do and stuff like that like you know I mean I think that it's yeah I don't know I mean I think that it's they're I think they're trying to I think the author is trying to still make it deceptive even though it's like it's like leaving breadcrumbs to where you're going you know like oh i think it might be forensic even though it definitely like i think that they're saying that it definitely is but still trying to like leave the door open in case you know yeah like something like that i guess i mean yeah i mean i don't know it's weird it's weird to like be like here's an interesting new clue uh this is the answer yeah like instantly you know not that that would really save it or anything it's just weird it's just weird to because on principle the idea is like oh this old abandoned tv show is interesting it's weird to shoot your premise in the foot like that for no reason right well i think that it's i mean from from everything that we've read so far there's nothing that is nothing there is no real narrative i mean like the thing is that every time it says i'm investigating something but there's no like nothing's really hard to get what are you investigating what's your end goal why are we there's not really anything of like any mystery of where or how they're supposed to get the things they just kind of do and it seems like this is whoever wrote this was probably a fan of like squidward suicide and those kind of like little short stories that were just like a quick vignette and they were like i wish i knew more and they wanted to explore on that is my guess i have no idea but it seems like somebody's like i wish i i wish there was more build-up or mystery to uh what this show was uh because i don't feel like this is also this this story is innocent in ways where it's like these large tragedies like i feel like a lot of people it would be like a snuff thing but it's just kind of like yeah and then he's also he killed the kids it doesn't feel like there's uh like i feel like a lot of stories you wrote it would be more grotesque it would be more it would be like it'd be like relishing in how horrible the character is you know like it'd be like it would be it would be excited to tell you how gruesome happy killed these people and all that stuff but so far it's like literally just yeah happy predicted 9-11 that's kind of the vibe yeah it's like uh it's like oh i like the idea of abandoned cartoons let's just keep doing that for a while.

2:31:24It's like what the weird kid at a Sunday school like a Sunday school would be doing. Alright, hold on. I need to get personal with our attacks or anything. They're in an innocent environment and it's like, what's that? It's an evil apple. It's the thing that kills you. He predicted 9-11 two years before. What? Also, we're up on September 4th right now, right? Do you think there's going to be a September 11th post? It has to be. It has to be. On the 10-year anniversary of 9-11, it's got to be. Yeah, as the inspiration for this entire series, it's got to be. It has to be. September 4th, I finished decoding the sound clip and, well, when I began to decode it, I just heard static with some odd noises here and there.

2:32:12I tried perversing it, changing the pitch, slowing the speed, and adding volume with some successful results. At first, it was just the sound of Happy Happy laughing. It wasn't a regular laugh, however, but one that sounded like he was injured. Soon after that, Happy started screaming and you could hear someone else laughing. Like Happy, it sounded like the person that had begun to laugh was also injured. I guess it's a child struggling against a murderous Happy Happy. But it can be damn near anybody. I hate I hate myself when it said like a laugh and he was like struggling and gurgling through it it reminded me of the Joker's death scene from the Batman Beyond Return of the Joker movie where you know Joker gets shot with the thing I think it just yeah you know the anime one where like Robin gets made into the little Joker and he kills old Joker i'm not sure this made me think of that's okay that's okay someone will get it i really didn't have a purpose in that just my brain's trying to reach for yeah i mean anything right i mean i feel like i mean you're we're just trying to put a personal touch on this but it's like uh i have like feel like uh i feel like i want to take like a small paper clip like unwind it and then just like poke myself with the sharp end of it to kind of keep myself alert and awake.

2:33:38Yeah. You know, like some kind of torture. Yeah.

2:33:44September 5th, after 16 pages of a Google search, I found someone who said that they were a member of the staff who made happy happy. I was excited. So I got their address so I could meet them in person. It took a long time because the directions they gave me required me to go through a lonely dirt road. And I thought that I would get my shoes dirty. Hey, can't be too cautious. Can I? Well, anyway, I was at an angle where I could see the person who was standing near his house. I was right about to yell out to them, but I got a closer look and freaked out. It was Forensic standing near the house right behind the corner of a building I was about to pass.

2:34:20If I had passed it, Forensic would have caught me off guard and stabbed me to death. I don't know why Forensic had set this up. He's definitely out to get me. he was still looking at the way that i was supposed to have come through and quickly checking his watch so he didn't see me yet he was a human okay he was wearing this weird mask that looked like a happy baby and the mouth would often move giving the impression that he was literally a baby face his arms were bone skinny and it looked like he needed to be put on 20 pounds to be considered barely underweight. He started getting more and more nervous and thinking that I wasn't going to show up.

2:35:00What was also of note was that near the house, there was a van that was very similar to the one that Happy wrote. I ran off and went back to my house to tell you about this near-death experience since it'll probably happen more and more often. Since I'm probably going to almost die more and more often. September 6th, since I was freaked out about forensic and it's nearing 9 11.

2:35:27Uh, you know, it's taken a lot of restraint for you to not make another memorial, you know? Yeah. Do we, do we want to have a moment of silence with some furry art right now? Is that disrespectful? I do want to respect this in no way, but we can. Yeah. Well, not, not for this for 9 11. I mean, and for those shows. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. let's have a moment of silence

2:36:00all right that should do it now we're even because you you made a disrespectful respectful quote-unquote 9-11 reference one time so there's mine so now we're even when i played it i heard the faint whining noise in the background of the famous scene and i instantly recognized it as much quieter version of the decoded sound i was talking about two days ago i don't know why that was playing what i don't know why that was playing was in there but it was i still can't imagine out i still can't imagine out what could match that audio clip okay man september 7th i finally figured out what the sound clip is while i was getting my groceries it came to me that the voice that wasn't happy sounded a lot like forensic quickly i came up with the idea that the sound clip was forensic fighting with happy happy i don't know why he would fight happy an inanimate clay puppet unless he had some sort of mental condition while i was on my way home i saw a police car with its lights on and sirens blaring so i followed it when the police car stopped i saw the cops leave the car quickly and run after a thin figure which had dropped a gun and something red.

2:37:10It was none other than the Happy Appy puppet with some dirt on it. I could have sworn that I saw Happy's mouth moving, but I was so freaked out that I wasn't sure if Happy's mouth was moving or not. Suddenly, it came to me that if this figure was the one I owned, Forensic must have broken into my house. Before the police came back, I got into my car and went back home. Thankfully, it was unscathed but one of the front windows was opened so i got in shut the window and looked for the happy happy puppet which i had put in the living room however it was nowhere to be found after i write this blog post and go to bed i'm buying a nice knife as soon as i can okay i'm gonna get a nice knife just know that whenever i get done with this i'm gonna get a big ol' semi-sword it's gonna be nice and you can't stop me September 9th I'm not sure how but maybe the audio of Forensic and Happy was planned to be in a future episode of Happy Happy got mixed up while they were putting the sound and music in was Forensic around while Happy Happy was being made and put himself in one of the episodes because he was in the staff or did he get so much in from me during his time that the producers decided he was perfect material to mock still can't put it together There's some good news about Forensic though.

2:38:32A quote from today's newspaper. A crazed maniac was arrested last night after a robbery at a firearm store, a home break-in, use of firearms without a permit, linkage to various murders, and avoiding and evading arrest. Some days I ask myself why I choose to get involved in Happy Happy. You know, that's crazy. I was asking myself the same thing. I wondered that about why we decided to read this. Whose idea was it, Hunter? It was mine. I know I feel terrible Whose idea was my best friend Try to ruin my life That one I will not take credit for You won't take credit for it? I refuse Why? I don't think I chose that The opening Dude the episode opens With you saying I thought we could Read this today because we tried before But I want to give it another shot I don't think so Okay.

2:39:26Well, so both of those are yours. People can go back and watch the recording and now happy app is also yours. So I hope you're happy as an apple September 10th. Well, tomorrow's going to be the 10th year since nine 11. Okay. Like nine 11 thing came up once and it was funny and it was ha ha and all that stuff. But, and I kind of made the joke like this, it just seems like this guy's got trauma around nine 11, but it's actually like not happy appies connection to it. like the event of 9-11 has become like a focal point for the show. This is quite literally the 9-11 creepypasta. It pops up that much that it is that much of a huge connection.

2:40:08It's the entire backbone of this story is around 9-11 and it's prediction. Well, tomorrow is going to be the 10th anniversary of 9-11. Oh, joy. In all seriousness, I have too many thoughts in my head right now. will i be visited by forensic again or will i be murdered in my sleep will my house burn down again or will i have a normal day for once i'm not going to make a post on september 11th but on september 12th oh and here's another revision of the list with season two's two unreleased episodes and the duets probably list properly listed uh and we'll put that on screen now uh and then it says so he lied he was like i'm not going to make one on september 11th and then this post says september 11th and he says i know i'm not supposed to make a post on september 11th but i really had to get this post out last night a certain someone went on my computer today luckily the only things that forensic did was add three photos notepad file and a badly distorted sound clip the images and notepad file were made today during 2 20 to 2 30 a.m while the sound clip was created on july 14th of this year all the images were made using paint at the file name image one to image three and all were badly drawn considering that forensic wears a gas mask and has long skinny fingers not fit to use my mouse i knew they would weren't i knew they wouldn't in good quality okay the killer broke into his house to make ms paint drawings and we can see those on the right side in which also he knew that they wouldn't be good because forensics fingers are long and he wouldn't be able to operate a mouse.

2:41:54He... Oh, God.

2:42:01Oh, God.

2:42:14You know... No, I did it. I need to get the microphone closer. They're going to hear me. You know, I didn't. I did it for Windagoon and Windagang. I made a couple of videos. Other than that, this is my first act of like, as being a breadwinner, as being a provider to the home, as I am now a father. and it's reading about kids about the ms paint drawings a serial killer left in the house and also uh it just needs to be underlined that forensic wears a gas mask and the only reason he does that is because gas masks are like cool and sexy i guess you know yeah yeah

2:43:12do you think that this could be like a mentally unwell child that wrote this or is this just like or is this just regular child fodder this this is just how it was this is how this is child fodder this is honestly the quality you're seeing now is the quality of most creepy pastas because i mean there's so much to wade through right but they were all short like if you got this in like three paragraphs it's fine right it's funny if anything but it's because this is so long i mean it it's it's the perfect simulation of pulling out a literal tooth like i mean that's what it feels like pulling teeth reading this for sure it's like a long drawn out long excruciating pain it was what was the was the consensus to because you said that you knew about this story we've never i never got this far i think i listened i think i remember the 9-11 thing but it was just the tapes it wasn't all this extra stuff i see i see yeah was it was it well was it well received popular is a bunch of people recreated it on youtube i think the youtube recreations were kind of well received the original story the original story was like a so bad it's good thing i think okay uh but but there there also had to be people taking it legitimate because there's so much like like you know gay fan art of like forensic and germa the first image was happy happy smiling on a dark red background with the knife in one hand and words that say that's natural children i found out that this one was actually a gif and not a png that's natural children yeah because that's the thing he said when dude people people 9-11 happened People are going to be so upset with this story.

2:45:02Whoever powers through this to the end. I mean, really, good on you, dude. Seriously, that's it. You fucking, man. Good Lord. I think you have a misunderstanding of our viewers because that's not how they're going to react. They're going to react by commenting, that's natural children on every episode we ever post from here on out and they're going to make posts in the r slash creepcast subreddit about how this is truly a magnum opus of writing that we didn't understand and there's like themes and like you know context clues we missed out on and we did a bad job right that's how they're going to react i see found out that this one was actually a gif and not a png i stared at it and for one frame happy had blood on his teeth and knife and you can see that gif right there the one frame the one frame is actually taking me out because it's every like 5 seconds and it looks like he has a mustache

2:46:14the second image is the only one that does not show something it is in fact a portion of the song they're coming to take me away haha I seriously want to know what the connection is between Napoleon 14 and happy Appier and forensic is it that they're both disturbing to listen to or is there something else I don't understand the last image is more notable than the rest it was forensic standing behind a black background which has I'll find you in red hunter look at the picture oh god I see it I feel like this is what like I feel like my brain is failing I feel like this is what this is what death feels like like laying on a like when I'm gonna be laying on my bed i'm gonna be dying this is what it's gonna feel like that won't last as long that's true the reason the photo is the most notable is that it shows forensics long pale neck gray clothes and his unusual gas mask it's actually more high quality than the other i took of him even though the picture is quite bland however it doesn't show his filters which is odd the notepad file contained another gibberish string there's the gibberish string you want to put it in a cipher hunter no you're saying researching now okay why do i keep seeing these gibberish strings are they a secret code of some sort that forensics wants me to crack incoming yes okay i'm coming to take i'm coming to take you away ha ha that's what it's saying yeah thank you hunter huh i care about you oh thank you oh yes about the sound clip it starts with a bunch of ambience that sounds like it was it would belong in a factory there's metal banging steam blowing all that stuff it might be possible that's just some of the distortion in the background i heard a person walking taking over an empty tin can after this i heard a voice that sounded like someone beginning to say stop before it goes to static for the rest of the clip my best guess of what this sound clip would be is forensic killing someone okay but looking at the date of the file that was made which was on the 12th of july could this sound be related to trust and yay i somewhat doubt it to be honest

2:48:37oh gosh oh september 12th today was one of the worst days i've ever had but at the same time it was also one of the best it all started when i was coming home after getting late night groceries on september 11th you know that horrible day well when i noticed uh when i when i noticed forensic was crossing the road to my house knowing that he would try to burn down my house again or steal something, I sped up and had the car ram into him at full force. I heard a couple of bones breaking and I knew I must have injured or possibly killed him. So I grabbed a flashlight and I got out of my car and to my surprise, I couldn't find Forensic.

2:49:18Although I made a trail of blood which pointed to where he went. So I followed the blood. The trail led me to a nearby forest a couple of miles out of town. I had doubts about this. Forensic had to run off into the woods and is probably ready to attack if I go too deep into it. So I put those thoughts aside since I knew I had to kill Forensic in one way or another. So I got my knife from the car and went into the forest. The blood stopped at a dirt trail and a few meters from it was a sign. The letters were faded, but I shined a light on the sign and it read, shiny gentleman. It read Johnny Wilkinson, summer camp.

2:49:56Now the John Wilkinson summer camp opened up in 1996. The owner of the camp was, unsurprisingly, John Wilkinson, a 35-year-old who had a mild case of schizophrenia. And for years, it was a very popular summer camp. Kids kept coming to it, with some coming all the way from Maine and the United Kingdom. Unfortunately, in 2004, John Wilkinson's worsening schizophrenia reached a peak, and around two in the night, John got an axe, went into the log cabin, and killed six children before disappearing into the woods. The summer camp closed down and the case remains cold to this day. Even though we know for a fact it was John Wilkinson who killed him, but it's still cold.

2:50:40I went up the dirt road to the summer camp, which was in an overgrown grove. Which was in an overgrown grove. Over the years, the summer camp deteriorated, letting various moss and fungus grow on the rotting wood of the cabins. I went into A first, just for reference. The cabin series are A, 16 through 18 year olds. B, 13 to 15 year olds, and C, 10 to 12 year olds, and D, of course, 7 to 9 year olds. And it looked like a regular cabin, minus the fact that the blood was on the walls. Beds were undone, and some of the wood was rotting. And there was an axe stuck on the wall. Obviously, and since an axe is a better weapon than a knife, I took it.

2:51:15I went to B, and the axe door was down. It was the same as A, minus the axe. C was the same. Finally, I axed down D's door. and as I walked in, I noticed the sound of a generator running. Knowing that this room was different from the rest, I turned the lights on. I wish I hadn't, because as soon as the old light flickered on, I was horrified at what I'd seen. On the walls at the back of the cabin were mutilated bodies of Kevin Christensen, Tristan Yeh, and Miranda, held up by meat hooks. I was completely paralyzed in fear for about a minute, and my breathing became more rapid. My heartbeat sped up and I started sweating.

2:51:55Behind me, I heard an all too familiar slithering voice with what sounded like an East Coast accent. Do you like my trophies? I joked at the sudden voice and sharply turned around. It was none other than forensic with a dull, rusty butcher knife. He was wearing a black butcher's robe, heavy winter clothing, and of course, his trademark gas mask. Hunter I just gotta say um what you're doing right now might be the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me you gotta do I got you thank you buddy this means a lot I'm forever in your blood debt go on Jerma go on and take a closer look at my trophies you know you wanna out of your sick morbid but somehow natural curiosity when he said that I was both horrified and intrigued.

2:52:50Even though I had been paralyzed by fear, I walked up slowly to the body of Kevin Christensen. His body had three slice marks on his chest and half the skin on his face was fucking gone. And various nails were rammed into his body in such graphic ways that I can't mention it, even though I just did. His jaw was positioned to make it look like it was laughing or something. And I had to stop forensic from killing any more people in that horrible way. There was a half-broken mirror next to Kevin's body, and I picked it up and was shaking my hand. And I saw Forensic sitting down in a chair. I saw Forensic sitting down a chair, preparing to sharpen the rusty knife with a large grinding wheel.

2:53:32So, you found me at last. Congratulations, Germa. You deserve an award. Do you want to know what it is? Hmm? What the hell did you do to them? Even though it wasn't what Forensic was expecting, It seemed like it was the only thing I could say to him. Well, since you asked, Forensic F. Forensic will tell you what he did. Forensic said as he got up to stretch his arms. But first, I'll tell you the reward. It's a knife to the throat. He laughed, which turned from a somewhat girly giggle to a psychotic...

2:54:12He laughed, which turned from a somewhat girly giggle to a psychopathic laugh. After catching his breath, he said... To put a long story short... Boo! Boo, sir! Long story short... Long story short... Remember me? They were people... Also, is he going Jamaican here? He's Jamaican. To put a long story short... They were people who had annoyed me. They were people... I think this is them trying to write like a northeast... Oh yeah. It's like a Boston kind of thing. They were people, but a long story short, there were people who had annoyed me to a certain extent. Oh, you know what it is. You know what it is.

2:54:57He's trying to make him sound like he's in the mafia. Oh, okay. He's a mob. He's a mobster. He's trying to make him sound like a mobster. Yeah. Right. There were people who had annoyed me to a certain extent. First off, Kevin Christensen deserved his natural fate because he kept calling me slow and

2:55:18Kevin Christensen kept calling me slow and retarded. And I personally got offended by that. Oh, you know, I needed that. That was a good shot. That was a good wake me up. I personally got offended by that. So when you were still watching those 10 episodes, I managed to find to kill him. I watched you into the house with a photo of Happy Happy in the bushes. After that, he sat down again and kept sharpening that knife. I could barely say, what about Tristan Miranda? Don't mention Tristan Ye. He was a foolish little kid who was the voice of Happy Happy. I don't know why they got a teenager to voice Happy Happy, even though I should have done it.

2:56:03It feels natural, wouldn't you say? Also, he was much rooter than Christensen, but not as bad as Miranda. So, who told you about Tristan's death? was Jim Forster, is it? I was shocked, but slowly I nodded my head. Forensic put the now sharpened knife to one side and began to sharpen another dull knife. Suddenly, he talked in a rather deadpan voice. I know he'd tell you about his death. I mean, you do report the deaths of the employees of Happy Happy, right? I slowly nodded my head again. He sighed and said, Well, I guess it's okay with me. tell the world that employees of a once famous nickelodeon show are dying forensic slouched over and sighed again he perked up and said world wordly oh i got distracted finally there's miranda well you see happy happy didn't kill her with his van miranda she got killed off for a while since she was very rude and kept insulting me prompted me to hit her every time she made fun of me and quite frankly she deserved it in the end the sudden tone shift made me jump a little it didn't help that he laughed like an absolute maniac i got distracted again after the episode happy happy and i killed her as a natural beautiful team now that i told you their fates go ahead get closer to the bodies closer closer the tone of forensic voice at the last closer made me jump a bit hearing him a very deadpan serial killer scream at me like that was shocking the problem was that i was still paralyzed so i couldn't move that grade come on germa stop screwing around you don't want to end up like they did right just go and get closer to the bodies now damn it And also like just, just the phrasing, like here, hearing him, a very deadpan serial killer scream at me was shocking.

2:58:10Just where are we? What is going on? All right, continue. And again, I jumped this time for Rizik jumped out of the chair and started forcibly pushing me towards Tristan's body. I heard him begin to growl in fury.

2:58:37Tristan was disfigured as Kevin was. He had the same slice marks, but in the abdomen area. His facial skin was also gone, but was sloppier than Kevin's mutilation. He was also laughing, but it was more forced. like forensic dug his hand into his jaw and forced it open i had one more thing to say to forensic before i planned to kill him um about the sound of file you about that sound file you left on my computer the one that sounded like it was in the factory what was that oh it was me killing tristan don't ask why but i love to record people's death cries as i can't it's so natural to me if you will he muttered something that i could barely hear but it was basically along the lines of damn i need to stop saying natural he replied with now that you've seen kevin and tristan's bodies how about you see miranda's it's in the best in my opinion since she deserved her fate the most and again i jumped i moved her body just so that i wouldn't be screamed at by forensic again and possibly piss him off so much that he would just murder me unlike the others Miranda was barely recognizable pieces of her flesh and organs had bite marks in them and her limbs were dismembered again she was laughing but this time I couldn't tell at first I still had the broken mirror and noticed forensic was slowly holding up the second knife he sharpened in his left hand to fucking backstab me.

3:00:12Forensic said, Well, now that you got all your questions answered, it's time for you to go. No! I screamed before taking out the axe and striking his left arm. He laughed in half agony, half enjoyment, while I chopped it off. After chopping off his arm, I ran out of the house, leaving the axe with him. And outside, I found a can of gasoline. I dumped the gasoline all over the house. and when I was finished, Forensic woke up. Realizing what I was doing, he grabbed the axe I had in a bag full of weapons and ran out into the woods. I got a match and burned the cabin down. For a moment, it felt very satisfying to destroy Forensic's hideout in the same way he destroyed my former house.

3:00:56End of log. September 13th, 2011. No, I can't. Hunter, that was beautiful. The local policemen are, for the most part, assholes. Even though I work for them, when I try to tell the officers about the forensic, most of them dismiss the story, saying it never happened. One of the officers, Robert Newport, did believe my story, albeit reluctantly. At least somebody at work believes me. However, due to some money issues, I'm going to have to take a month-long break from happy-happy. I expect to return sometime in October. See you later. October 19th, 2011. Hey, guys, I'm back. I should let you all know that any rumors regarding my break are all false.

3:01:46I didn't see Forensic during my break, which made my life easier. Also, I'll try to find all the episodes of Happy Happy. I promise. Jerma, October 21st, 2011. Today, I was going through a flea market when I realized that I could find a Happy Happy episode in the VHS section. After looking through some obscure VHS movies, I found a VHS with a rushed label, Happy Happy Goes to the Circus. Since I buy almost anything Happy Happy related, I bought the tape. After driving home, I got my VHS player and I put the tape in, which had some pretty bad deterioration since the episode was recorded. Some parts of the episode taped over with an episode of Blue's Clues, and what wasn't taped over had very low quality audio and video.

3:02:32The title is the plot in a nutshell. Happy Happy goes traveling to the circus and helps kids who get hurt. The episode starts out with Happy Happy buying a ticket to see the Banana Brothers traveling circus. After buying popcorn and a drink, he gets a seat. He shows, and the show begins. Unfortunately, half of the scene was replaced with either Blue's Clues episodes or static, and the show scene was pretty bad anyway. I mean, the show was already low budget as is, but the show scene was by far the laziest thing on the show's run. The bulky strings were visible during stunts, the models were very rushed and the camera was unfocused and someone's head was visible in the scene.

3:03:13After the three minute long scene, it goes to this intermission. Happy Appy throws his trash away when he hears a kid crying. He walks to where he thought the cry came from and discovers a kid who is hit in the head on the bleachers. Happy heals him using bandages and an ice pack, and the kid thanks him. Then Happy Appy realizes that the Trapeze Act, the Flying Apples, had a missing member. And Happy sees this as an opportunity to make him more popular with everyone, especially children. He gets dressed as Aaron Apple. The other four were Abraham, Adam, Andrew, and Auburn. and talks to the rest of the act about how late he was.

3:03:55The second half of the show begins, and the first act was, unsurprisingly, the Flying Apples. Unlike the rest of the circus scenes, the trapeze act was actually decently made. It was like the entire budget of the episode was spent on making the Flying Apples part look good. After that, more of those god-awful circus scenes played, although the clown scene was somewhat funny, and the circus show ends where the Banana Brothers thank kids for visiting the circus. Later, the Flying Apples meet the Banana Brothers, and they tell the Flying Apples how well that they did in the trapeze act. After that, Happy is seen walking out.

3:04:26When he sees a kid get bullied by a bandaged girl, Happy gets closer, and guess who was bullying the kid? Miranda. Miranda tells Happy Appy that she has a knife on her. The video cuts out, yet the audio keeps playing. This was probably a good thing for me since Miranda began to scream while Happy began to chop her up with the knife, laughing. October 23rd. 2011 Today I'm going to try to answer a massive question about it Happy Happy Why does Happy Happy murder kids? Question mark Well I might have an answer for the question for once You see after I went to the employees house When Forensic was I had two ideas Did Forensic kill employees or Is Forensic the employee?

3:05:17I think the most likely answer is the latter another question arises who exactly is forensic well i can say a few things about that question it's not kevin christensen tristan yay or possibly jim forrester oh also i can't really confirm forensics identity you might be saying that you might be saying that the decapitated arm has forensics blood in it and his fingerprints well it's not that you see i did keep the arm Or I didn't keep the arm. I made the foolish mistake of leaving it at the summer camp. Even if I did keep it, Forensic keeps coming back. Meaning there could be a lot of people posing as him.

3:05:55So what did the last paragraph have to do with that question? Well, Forensic might have edited the episodes to show those horrifying scenes. It makes sense that Forensic was an employee. Since he would have access to the props and tapes. Because of this, more questions arise. One. Why did Forensic go crazy? Two. why are those not why are not all the survivors of happy happy three uh or two why are there not a lot of survivors of happy happy and three how did the studio burn down did forensic do it here are my guesses to those answering questions and they will change if i get more evidence one this sounds weird but he's john wilkinson this makes sense actually john wilkinson had schizophrenia and, as you probably all know, killed children at his summer camp.

3:06:42The only problem is that he was chubby, like a big fat fucker, while Forensic is very skinny. However, things can change. People can lose weight. It's not just Ozempic. Maybe Forensic killed them, too. Maybe Forensic killed them. This seems plausible because I can say that four people related to Happy Happy died, other than the countless amounts of children, obviously. And three, I think Forensic might have burned the studio down for reasons I don't know about. Hunter, please, please, please.

3:07:19Down. Thank you. You're a good friend. Forget this. All right. October 24th. Today, Jim Forrester, who is surprisingly still alive, told me the names of more people who helped work on Happy Yappy, which puts me a bit closer to whom Forensic could be. First, there's Tristan Drews, the man who created the last designs of the Happy Happy Puppet. After hearing about the strings of deaths associated with people who worked on Happy Happy, Tristan went into hiding. He's still alive, but goes under a different identity. Secondly, there's John Tresti, the man who created the music for Happy Happy. He was a musician who specialized in keyboard, synthesizers, and song production.

3:07:58After releasing his debut album Hidalgo, which to this day is hard to find, he was called to work on Happy Happy's title theme. although some parts of the story the creation of the theme were missing John basically got five kindergarten students and had the kids sing the happy happy lyrics after that he made the backing synthesizer track combined the two and previewed the results in Nickelodeon Nickelodeon approved the theme song and John kept his job due to his logo being a failure to sell he's also still alive finally there's John Wilkinson yes I'm not lying John Wilkinson actually worked on happy happy he wrote three of the episodes for the TV series.

3:08:32I swear I really think Forensic isn't John Wilkinson but because he's schizophrenic, killed people and worked on Happy Happy does not help. October 25th Today I was sent in the mail a DVD called Happy Happy's Bonus Features however when I tried to play the disc it wouldn't work at all. The entire video was static the audio consisted of five swooshes and a weird voice. I tried to decode the weird noise and after listening and after half an hour of playing with various audio tools the weird noises turned out to be kids talking to the listener. Don't trust Happy Happy. He has friends that will murder you.

3:09:06Never come with him to his van. October 26th. Somebody sent me a video of the first part of the true Happy Happy movie. Apparently the movie I owned was either fake or a really long episode. The movie started up with a different opening. The song playing was the opening song of 2001 A Space Odyssey. The logo said, Naga presents the Happy Happy movie. The first scene of the movie had Happy in his long coat pulling a bandage on a cut that was on a girl's arm today i'm scared lily today i'm scared lily said happy lily asked why but happy just said he's coming and no one could stop him i wonder who exactly the person happy mentioned was was it forensic seven other kids came running over and in the background policemen were running over to the playground where happy and the kids weren't for a couple minutes multiple policemen were yelling at happy finally the sheriff came out of the car and said stop in the name of the law i know you have murdered miranda tuck and jana happy grabs another needle with green flutes from his long coat and stabs the sheriff in the eye with it while laughing like a maniac in response the cops took out their sidearms and shot happy to death his bullet riddled body fell to the ground while kids began to walk over and cry over him police left knowing that they finally dealt with happy and the episode just got outright bizarre happy was suddenly revived and stood up the kids ran away screaming happy took out another knife and started to chase lily in a pob shot after 30 seconds happy grabbed her and broke her neck the snap that resulted was enough for me to stop the video for a while i resumed and the camera cut to the rest of the kids running away from happy happy happy got in his van and drove after a little boy as soon as i saw the boy i recognized him as danny from the camp ah intro given his significance there could danny be the one who happy was talking about earlier anyway one of the girls yelled danny picked up a lit cigarette that fell from the sheriff's mouth gets into the van and burns happy's face leaving a black burn on his left cheek happy screams danny runs off because the happy chasing danny and his van danny opens the door again climbs into the passenger seat and tries to distract Happy.

3:11:20Eventually, Happy crashes the van into a tree and Danny gets thrown out of the van. Happy climbs out of the van and picks a sharp stick off the ground. It cuts to Danny waking up and picking up Happy's dropped knife. After that, it faded to black. I sent a message to the man who made the tour. If he had part two, he said yes and that it would be done on the 27th. I guess I'll just have to wait. October 27th. I just finished watching the Happy Happy movie and it was weird. However, I did find something that will interest you. It starts with Danny running to a junkyard. He hid in a car and it cuts to a girl in the playground playing with a tin can.

3:11:51Happy Happy slowly crept up to her. The girl screams and he stabbed the girl with the stick. He runs off to get into his van. After driving for a while, he reaches the junkyard. Happy gets out of his car and looks around, yelling for Danny. Danny jumps into the car. Happy swears and Danny runs him over. He jumps out of the car and the van pushes Happy into a car crusher and it crushes Happy in the van. Horrifying crushed car cube comes out with Happy's skin, blood, and organs all over the fragments of the van. A woman comes out of the cockpit and Danny says, Thank you, June. She says, Thank you for telling me and Dad about Happy's rage.

3:12:27I couldn't take this anymore. I wanted the movie to end now. I was wrong. Oh, was I wrong. Another Happy peeks behind an old car and boastfully says, Did you really think that I was going to die like that to a kid? well if you thought so you're wrong the credits start because of a video error i can only make out these names in the credits director tristan yep producer keith balloon johan broop happy happy tristan yay and danny ray bolia after all this time i found the identity of the director of happy happy and or forensic i'll need to research more about him october 31st halloween have a safe and happy halloween everyone knowing forensic i know i probably won't gosh this has so many similarities to i dared my best friend anyways today i got a package in the mail what i said boo yeah anyways today i got a package in the mail taped to it was an envelope with a letter inside letter read like this to mr yukulev during a recent investigation of christian of kevin christensen's house i found a damaged journal that seems to be related to the show your blog is talking about.

3:13:36I hope it will help you find out more information about Happy Happy. Sincerely, Officer Robert Newport. I opened the package and inside was a 70-page notebook. However, most of the pages have been torn out. Here are the entries in chronological order. February 9th, 1999. I felt like I got a job at Nickelodeon yesterday. So far, I've been put on a possible Nickelodeon project that is still in pre-production. As I write this entry, I will write more soon. February 25th, 1999. I've been put on a project to work on Rugrats. The plot of the planned show, which was called Attack of the Killer Apples, was a ripoff of the movie Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

3:14:14The problem was that almost no one liked the idea, including me. March 1st, 1999. Guess what? I've heard that the Apple show is going to see the light of day. The man who's going to help produce the show, Keith Blue, did some claymation commercials for Noggin. I will say, we gotta watch out with that word, dude. I keep... For Noggin. since there's wait wait wait what do you mean you gotta watch out I keep almost it doesn't matter commercials for Noggin since there's some of the most popular commercials on Noggin the creator asked what she should work on the show March 11th 1999 that's the funniest thing that's happened this entire episode that's hilarious I overheard a rumor I gotta watch out I overheard a rumor we're filming an old stage where Double Dare was being filmed March 23rd 1999 I want to leave this project now you see today I was eating lunch when I saw some sick fucker dragging in Happy's voice actor, Tristan, who was in his late teens and had a pretty deep voice.

3:15:09We started filming tests like Happy in his van and practicing lines, and the guy who dragged Tristan in shouted action! A weird country song started playing on the radio in the van. I shouted to the guy who shouted action and dragged Tristan, What the fuck did you do to Tristan? He just jumped over a coffee table, and the rest of the page, and the rest of page and every page except the last is torn off. January 2nd, 2011 Today I remember two things about Happy Happy Today The show's original air dates and some facts The air dates were Nick Jr. slash Noggin April 26th, 1999 through June 3rd, 1999 Pre-TV UK Channel May 16th, 1999 through March 31st, 2000 Brazil, I don't know where in Brazil November 30th, 1999 to February 1st, 2000 And the facts are 1.

3:15:57Happy Happy had a scrapped DVD release The director was tall and mid-weight. And three, he went by the name Fred. So it turns out that Tristan Yep isn't the director. Still wondering about who the director is, though. I guess Fred. November 1st. I finally did it. I killed Forensic. Oh, my God. What? Is that where the... Okay. I killed Forensic and found a shocking discovery. Well, I think I have. You see, I was driving home at midnight when I saw Forensic running away from Jim's house. Knowing that he might have grazed, injured, or even killed Jim, parked my car on the sidewalk and ran into Jim's house with my knife.

3:16:33I looked all around the house except for the basement but I couldn't find Jim or Forensic. During this I took a Winchester shotgun from his living room just so that I could better arm myself. After checking all around his house I went into his basement. I saw what looked like Jim's bleeding body sitting on the floor of the basement. I ran to him thinking that he was dead however he wasn't and said Oh Jesus, Germa! Don't scare me like that! I said, Sorry Jim. Did you know that Jim interrupted me with, yeah, I know what's going on. Yeah, I know what's going on. Forensic or whoever the hell he is has broken into my house.

3:17:09That's why I'm staying. My best. That's why I stayed. My best clothes. Catch up. Oh God.

3:17:19Hunter. Hmm. Gosh, man.

3:17:28that's why i stained my best clothes with ketchup so that he would see me and think someone else killed someone else killed me yeah i heard forensic open the door and i loaded the winchester after telling jim that i'd be back soon i ran up the stairs cornered uh forensic and shot him in the chest. Boom! For a second, I thought that I had finally killed him. However, someone looking just like him jumped behind me and tried to stab the back of my head with a knife. I shot him in the chest like the other forensic. I thought I had killed them both, but the second forensic tried to make a run for it.

3:18:05However, his injuries made him collapse before he could run out of the house. I went into the cellar and called the police before I noticed that the first forensic was missing. When I went back to the cellar to see Jim again, I found a USB drive line on a bookshelf and I took it. When I told Jim about the USB drive and where it came from, he said, That's odd. I certainly don't remember owning a USB drive like that. I seriously wonder what's in it. After a long wait, the police arrived. Thankfully, Newport believed me when I told him about what happened. I'm just going to say this, but I'm honestly starting to feel like he believes me.

3:18:38I got home and put the USB drive in my computer. It only had one file called instructions, which was just a minute long video of one of the forensics saying in your pillow will be over and over uh in your pillow will be what i opened my pillow and inside i found a random switchblade my wallet which was missing a 20 bill i'd put in there a dvd saying happy happy complete series with the label saying season one was on it as well as season two at first all i could say was what the hell is this i can understand season one clear as day but who made season two could someone have made more episodes that have toned down the violence or did someone make even darker episodes better yet who made these jim kevin or maybe it's forensic has to be forensic but now i don't even know i'm only watching these episodes just because they're happy happy another post from the same day today i talked to jim about the dvd his response was well that's very odd i mean who in their right mind would make two of two more seasons of that show He added that he wanted to see the new season as well, so tomorrow we're going to go through and see the missing episodes of season 1 as well as season 2.

3:19:48Also, another interview was uploaded by the same man. This time it was an interview with Tristan Yeh. Tristan Yeh. That's me. How old were you when Fried House Screamers was around? About 15. What happened when you did Happy's voice on the first day? When I recorded my live on the first two videos called Happy Vacation, it hurt happy. I did notice some odd things with the script from those episodes. It hurt happy. He ate an apple, which was weird considering he was, well, an apple. What was the worst thing that happened to you when you were on the show? Oh, fuck. You know, I don't like to discuss with people about it, but here it goes.

3:20:30I was once dragged into the studios by a tall man holding a rope, which was tied around my feet and after an argument, we filmed the episode. That's just horrifying to say the least. Do you know who dragged you in? I actually don't remember. The only thing I know about the man was that he was taller than most of us. So there were two forensics and he killed both of them and forensic kidnapped people to make the show, I guess. Yes. November 2nd. This will be the first of three posts detailing Jim and I watched the contents of the DVD. Even though we are watching the disc, I still can't get over the fact that there's another season of Happy Happy.

3:21:08I really can't. As soon as the DVD loaded, we saw that it was a freeware DVD burner menu. Obviously, Forensic or whoever had made the disc did it as cheap as possible. I went to the episode menu and looked through the episodes for season one in case there were anything I missed. The two distorted episodes for season one were actually watchable and were named Happy at the Fruit Olympics, Nate Needs Help, Happy in Space, me and Miranda. I paused next and found the entire episode list for season two. Happy meets the Rue Bears, Camp A, Happy and the Oranges, Happy's Van Breaks, Lighter, Happy and Blackberry, Napoleon, the big help, Nuxic, Rose of Blood and Bones, Can of Kill, Jar of Hate, Happy's Rising, Happy kills Benny, Miranda lives, Miranda dies, there's no second episode for some reason Napoleon, a bigger help, meaner Happy Appy's Christmas, Happy's House Napoleon, the biggest help, Danny's love Happy Fest, Happy Rots in Hell then Epilogue judging from the names, we can only guess that Forensic made these but who is he?

3:22:15I played Happy at the Fruit Olympics since that was one of two episodes of season one that I didn't watch began with Happy saying Hey kids, the Fruit Olympics begins today! and watches tv it zooms to the television set and shows a recreation of the olympic torch relay but with fruit after the torch holder an apple lights the olympic flame the games begin it's a cheesy compilation of sports played in the olympics but with fruit it reminded me of the circus episode act one scene but visually a lot better happy turns to the camera and says hey kids the 2000 Olympics begin in a year. You should go see it.

3:22:53And the episode ends. When it ended, Jim told me that he actually remembered helping film the episode. He even did a few of the puppets with Kevin Christensen and Tristan Drews. So half of the mystery is because his friend doesn't remember the stuff that he apparently did. Happy in Space was next and it was horrific. It starts out with Happy Yappy sneaking on. Wait, hold on. They shot two people and no one cared. There was no investigate. Whatever. Also, 100 % this is going to be the spatial that blows up by the way. Just letting you know. the challenger yeah wasn't that back in the 90s though like before happy happy i could see it being i i this is just my guess i don't know doesn't matter it doesn't matter yeah uh it starts out with happy happy sneaking onto the space shuttle and turns to the camera and says happy happy is going into space today and waits the shuttle docks it'll look alike of the international space station after all the astronauts leave happy sneaks off the shuttle and starts floating.

3:23:47He says, Did you know that outer space there's no gravity? Meaning you floored me in air?

3:23:57It's so funny because the discord peak's kicking in so I could just hear like it's like you're underwater and you're bobbing up. I am. I'm drowning myself. That's fine. He puts a space suit and goes out of the ISS. An astronaut is working on a broken part of the station. Happy says,

3:24:20and stabs the astronaut. You see him float off into space for around a minute. After this, Happy goes back in and found out that the shuttle is about to leave. Happy jumps into the shuttle. The space shuttle begins to enter the atmosphere. Happy turns to the camera and says, Hey, kids, what's this magic trick? and sets a man on fire. Okay, that's pretty funny. Hey, kids, watch this. the shuttle starts to catch on fire which is exactly like the scene in happy's trick we see happy happy give a death smile as the shuttle is engulfed in flames happy jumps out before he gets burned and lands in snow he says hey kids what day you'll see something like this on tv behind him the shuttle was breaking up into small pieces the credits rolled yeah you were right about that yep no victory no bear trap no excitement just yeah yeah i played happy meets the roo bears camp a starts with the intro which is now an acoustic version of the intro begins with happy happy walking in the playground with his injuries he sees the green roo bear running around and happy says hey mr teddy and the roo bear doesn't respond happy says mr teddy let's go find let's go find some kids to heal but the roo bear dods his head they hear crying coming from the swings having the roo bear walk over to a kid who hit his head on the part of the swings that you sit on happy gets out some bandages and heals the kid they hear a car ram into another happy turns around and sees a long limousine crashing into a van which wasn't happy's man exits the car and it turns out to be apex twin himself starts doing the dance with the umbrella but it was just stock footage from window liquor hastily put together happy and the rubear walk up to him and happy says hey who are you and afex says my name is we talked and happy says let's go find your children to heal nayfx says sure the rest of the episode is just some healing children who injured themselves on various parts of the playground when we first saw this episode it was so tame for a halloween special that i thought it was a season one episode mislabeled as a two episode also i told jim why was the episode happy and rubers oh if only the green one is present You said there would have been all three, but they didn't have enough money to get the others.

3:26:34Also, I need to sit down all of a sudden. I've been drinking energy drinks to be awake, and I suddenly got really lightheaded. Do you care to read this paragraph while I sit down? Absolutely. We saw Camp Ah. We saw Camp Goofy Ah. It starts with the intro, which was that CSI-like intro featuring the main characters, Happy Napoleon, who could be forensic, and Danny from the TV movie. Why was the acoustic version used once? It starts with Happy driving his van saying, Who's riding for a camping trip? With two girls and the passengers start cheering. After driving for a while, Happy Happy parks in the camp, sets the washcloth, and sits on it next to the girls.

3:27:13After staring at the sky for a few seconds, the beach jock appears. Apple appears. Happy says, Move it, ladies! And it's much clearer this time. Suddenly, some of the quality shift happened. Happy's voice was different, and the girls looked different. and so did the bully. It was almost like another person picked up where Nick left off and did a horrible job. Anyway, the beach jock Apple says, Don't do that on the beach. And Happy says, Why? The beach jock Apple says, Because I said so. And pushes Happy out of the way. Happy decides to go up the trail to the beach. What he finds are a bunch of children playing on the beach and one is poking at something out of view with a stick.

3:27:54It turns to the object, which is Miranda's body. Happy screams, Stop doing that! and brings out a knife. The next shot showed the girls still sitting on the washcloth when they hear children screaming. One of the girls says, What happened? And the other one says, Let's go find out! The two girls go to the beach, but what they find are a bunch of children's bodies in one horrifying pile. On top of the pile was a bloodstained Happy Happy with a knife. He turns around with a death smile and says, Hey girls, I have a present for you. Come out of here. And they both walk over and it cuts to the same place with the washcloth, now with both girls screaming.

3:28:33The episode ends with Happy Happy dragging some children back into his van and driving off with his narration. And that, my friends, is how Camp R got its name from Happy Happy himself. Interestingly, there was whispering during the credits of the episode. They were very brief. December 14th. We had no idea what that date meant. was it supposed to relate to a season of the show I played the episode Happy in the Oranges it starts with the same old intro of Happy Happy dancing it cuts to Happy killing the beach jock apple this episode must have taken place after Camp A we see Happy Happy walking around the playground with children at play Happy sees something to the right he sees two puppets that were oranges sitting on a beach Happy walks to the beach and says hey who are you and the oranges said where the oranges and happy said well i'm happy happy and the orange just screamed and ran off happy shouts every goddamn time goes into his hand oh he goes to the orange's house in the middle of the night the first orange is watching tv while the second orange is reading a book second orange says hey he replies with octavius octavius orange ass did you know that no other would rhyme with orange oscar orange says oh really tavius orange finishes with yeah you know what i'm going to go to bed running from happy show baby tired and oscar orange nods and continues to watch tv happy happy jumps into the roof to their house with an orange peel in his right hand he whispers hey kids let's go skin some oranges happy climbs down the ladder to where octavius oranges and peels his skin.

3:30:14After that, he puts Octavius Orange in a vice and starts turning the crank, making Octavius get squeezed. After that, Oscar Orange knocks on the door and Happy jumps into the ceiling. When Oscar Orange opens the door and turns on the light, he sees Octavius Orange's body and screams. Happy Happy comes down from the ceiling and peels and vices him in the same way as Oscar Orange and the episode ends. Lighter's premise was about Happy finding a Zippo lighter lying around on the ground. It starts with a regular old intro, but with the acoustic version. Why the acoustic version this time? Cuts to Happy walking on the playground.

3:30:45I have a question. Happy kills a lot of children. Why don't the children notice him instantly or the parents? Happy stops and picks up a lighter and he says, Hey kids, look what Happy found! Cuts to Happy turning on the lighter. He says, Dude, we're going to learn about fire! We know what was most likely going to happen. Happy burns down houses and sets children on fire. Happy Happy walks over to a living worm. A living worm? He exclaims, Fire can barely hurt people and in some cases kill them. Like this worm. Sets the worm on fire and you can see its body turn into ashes. Happy said. And if I had glasses, it could also send small insects on fire.

3:31:24Before walking over to a kid, the kid didn't recognize him and Happy turned on the lighter and set the kid on fire. Kid tried to stop, drop and roll, but it was too late. Happy said. Let's go find a house to burn. And Happy walks over to a house on a boardwalk and burns it down. the fire spreads and the entire boardwalk catches on fire the rest of the episode after that was happy watching the place burn to the ground at the end he says in his cheerful voice that was fun you know you should just do that to make me proud

3:31:56Jim said in a smug tone sure let's totally follow Apple's words of burning the shit down oh my gosh I want to put a gun in my mouth and kill myself today. I want to take tiny blades and slice my wrist and let this pain just fade away. I want to die. I want to die. God, let me die.

3:32:27I played happy in the Blackberry, which was two minutes short of a normal episode of happy happy. It starts out with a giant angry blackberry puppet saying, Hey, my name's Derry Barry and I heard Happy Happy. Derry runs towards Happy who was putting medical tape and cotton on a kid's bloody gash near his wrist. Happy turns around holding scissors and Derry accidentally runs into them. Happy says, America kids! Oh, look where you're going! I know you get boo-boos! Derry pulls himself off the scissors to try to eat Happy. Happy pushes him off and stabs Terry in the eye with a scalpel. Derry screams and Happy pulls the scalpel out, ripping Derry's eyeball out in the process.

3:33:01Happy grabs a rusty saw and slowly hacks him in two. The rest of the episode shows Derry's body after Happy has it in half. I played Napoleon, the big help. He began with Happy trying to kill June. Just to clarify, June is Danny's mother. Thank you for the clarification. He's struggling to kill her with the same saw he used to kill Derryberry with, while June is trying to stab him in the face with a knife. Happy says, Master! Master! Please God help me! And Fridzik, in all of his glory, walks in slowly and says, yes happy happy happy says this woman's trying to kill me forensic says let me help and forensic stabs june in the back weakening her the rest of the episode was basically a snuff film recorded on a low quality home camera what forensic did on camera to june was absolutely horrifying so i'll be quick on what forensic did to her first he cuts off her arms with the uh with a smithard knife with a scimitar.

3:33:57Knives slowly and painfully. He's like, you might have seen this in Aladdin. The Aladdin sword. After that, he proceeds to cut off her legs with the same cleaver. Starts skinning her. After minutes of skinning, she dies and Vrindsik cheerfully says, he opens her guts out and starts eating them. After 20 hard to watch minutes, he finally stops. Thank God for that horrifying scene. Danny from the TV movie comes in crying and sets Happy on fire. Forensic threatens to kill Danny. He runs off screen and Forensic walks out with a scimitar knife. Finally, the happy, happy model melts, ending the episode.

3:34:35Jim's reaction was, and I quote, What the hell was that?

3:34:42I had the same reaction, but in a quieter voice. We had a lot of questions about this episode. Why was Forensic in it? Did Forensic make the episode or did one of his friends? for that matter. Did forensic really make the episodes? I don't know. And we really didn't want to know. I played Nuxic, which was actually called happy goes bonkers. It starts out with a girl forming happy into his normal shape, but drops the Garrett wire next to happy. Happy grabs the wire and off screen cuts her throat open with it. After that, he says, rest of the episodes, happy going around using disguises to try and kill Danny.

3:35:16they include the spacesuit from happy in space the costume and happy goes to the circus and octavius orange and dairy berry skin somehow danny finds out that happy is trying to kill him after the fifth attempt happy like the title says goes bonkers grants the camera and how he never has his way after five minutes of ranting he stares at the camera motionless and the episode ends said to jim that we had watched the next third tomorrow and so i left the thing is though as i left i swear i saw forensic walking up the street but it was so dark that i couldn't have been so that it could have been someone else.

3:35:47Didn't he kill forensic? Yeah. November 3rd. Welcome to second party of the Happy Happy episode watching post and Rose's blood and bones. We see Happy Happy painting a picture with red paint. The pictures of a rose in a playground. It was innocent enough until we see Happy run out of the red paint. He says, Damn it. Oh, whoops. Hey, kids. Let's go find some red paint and white sticks. We see Happy go out of his vein and lure in two kids and we see him mutilate them off screen. Cuts to Happy painting the same picture, but we now see him with more red paint and white sticks as he stalks as he as the stalk of the rose after a minute he finishes the painting he shows the result and says my masterpiece is complete i collect the rose of blood and bones hey kids you too can make a painting using body parts of blood if you make one send it to me i'll help you get a prize the video ends before the address was shown can of kill we see happy cleaning out some large tin cans and working on mechanics in his van after a few minutes happy notices the camera and says hey kids i'm working on my can contraption and goes back to working on the can goes to a tin can in the middle of the playground that has the note open me on it happy comes from the left and says whatever someone opens the can of kill a spray bottle pops out and sprays the kids with poison this is my best of a gen ever and it should be a nobel prize well mostly for pc well he is talking his mouth off we see a kid named quincy open the can get hit with some sort of poison gas and gets knocked out happy notices quincy's body and says hey it works you can make a can of kill all you need to do is send five dollars to this address and you can wipe out anyone that hates you an address was listed before the credits played happy drags quincy's body into the van i play jar of hate happy sitting in his van when he says hello kids do you want to see my jar of hate the kid walks up to him and says happy hate is a strong word in response happy says shoo jacob pushes him away happy proceeds to write jacob's name on a blank scrap of paper and places it into the jar of names happy says my jar of hate has names of people i will kill let's see who's going to be the lucky one he empties the jar and picks out three names happy says people i will kill are jacob miranda and danny he sneaks behind jacob with the cleaver from big help jumps behind him and the credits roll while you can hear jacob being killed in the background and forensic screaming i'm still i played happy's rising starts with happy healing a kid using a bandage but he says hey kids want to come have fun with me and benny everyone including benny come running into happy happy's van however to trick happy happy, but he leaves quickly and silently shows happy with a hand grenade.

3:38:31And he says, Oh, is he a cool trick? Of course the children shout. Yes. Happy throws a smoke bomb, drops the grenade and gets out of the van. We see a child's screen. The van explodes into a thousand pieces.

3:38:49Yes, we do. Hey kids, want to see a magic trick? You want to see a fucking magic trick, losers? Are you stupid idiots? The scene is very realistic with body parts everywhere. Happy polishes a toe, puts it in a jar, and puts the jar in a mysterious brown bag, which has been in the background since the Blackberry episode for whatever reason. Benny runs over to Danny, who's playing with a girl. Benny says, Happy, try to kill me. Danny says, At least you're safe here with me. And the episode ends. I played Happy Kills Benny. Starts out with Benny playing at the playground, but he knows... Can I just say, it is unbelievable that he is describing every episode.

3:39:32Every single one. Every single episode. Every single one in detail. All of them. Starts out with Benny playing at the playground, but he knows he's happy with his new van, which was all black this time around. He says to his parents that he wants to go home because someone is staring at him funny. His parents look at the area Happy was, but he's not there. they said no one's here though and benny calms down but he sees happy again and benny runs towards his parents he says that happy is stalking them and the parents see happy but he's helping a kid the parents say that happy just helping a kid later benny finds a 20 bill he picks it up but happy stabs him happy drags the body into his van and cuts the credits of the brutal murder being played randa lives starts playing it starts out with the piano version of the song sung by three of the five original kindergartners uh they were presumably in first or second grade when the episode premiered the intro showed clips from happy and the oranges happy kills benny camp ad two other episodes i hadn't seen yet began with randa's body on the beach we see another kid poke it with a stick but miranda mysteriously awakens screaming loudly she says happy happy is going to pay for what he has done and runs towards the playground we see happy happy working on a portrait of a rose with several more nearby randa throws open the van sliding door and screams happy happy i'm gonna fucking kill you right now fucker and happy says whatever bitch do it kill me just fucking try you'll end up like you're fucking dumb piece of shit red like fucking napoleon twice hunters gone on rants where he's just said like the f word back to back at both times the videos got demonetized Was it just that time when it was like, yeah, this fucking stoop, like whatever it was, the person.

3:41:17That was the thing in the basement. It's getting better. Maybe people. And it also happened again. Oh, yeah. I can't remember which one, but you did the same thing on another one. Yeah, it happened. The episode ends. Miranda dies began. Miranda gets a knife and stabs Happy's arm, pinning him to the wall. Happy screams of pain. Miranda says, I finally have you, my grass. Now I will do what I wanted to do for so long. Happy Smugly says. Miranda says Kill you! Suddenly a shadowy figure looms over Miranda It was none other than, guess who, Forensic He coldly says The only murder that will happen here today is yours Miranda, is that an Arnold Schwarzenegger or is that a Jamaican accent?

3:42:00You decide Okay, Miranda screams and tries to stab Forensic But he slams her down on the table, Happy uses to cut up his kids At this point at this point it's quite clear that whoever worked on the episode used an obvious stunt double for Miranda as her skin and hair were darker Brinsic brings out the scimitar knife begins cutting her open she screams in horror and as soon as she screams he's irritated to stop her screaming Brinsic gets a random piece of wood on the floor and shoves it in her mouth silencing her forensic opens her up it starts cutting organs out eating parts of them in the progress at this point jim turned the tv off and decided to take a break we really had to a few hours later we went back to the video we were greeted by more sickening scenes which i will describe briefly but in a nutshell there's cannibalism necrophilia limb dismemberment and skinning what why my gosh why what since when is there necrophilia since when was any of it sexual like why is why is forensic just like eating people now yeah after that forensic turns to the kid that yeah these two guys are watching like just super graphic footage of necrophilia and someone eating a corpse we better keep going over can we take a break what the heck was that can we take a break what the heck was that skip scene yeah after that forensic turns to the camera smiling holding a chuck of Miranda's brain the episode ends that's it Jim and I can't do any more episodes from here they're just going to be more sickening.

3:43:34I can't do it. And I feel some strange wish to watch the rest. All right, we'll watch the rest tomorrow. But after I'm destroying the DVD, November 4th, welcome to the last post about happy, happy season two series. Oh my gosh, Hunter. I, uh, this, I mean, this entire last one is it's, it literally is just describing it. We, they're just doing the exact same thing. We, I, I vote to skip. He is, It is the last. It is the last. Literally, this next post is just is just happy. It's like this episode plays. This is what happens. I think to save our I mean, we're already three hours into this. We can keep going.

3:44:13But I'm just saying that at what point is it just I mean, we've been regurgitating the same shit this long. I'm I'm and I'm legitimately like it's like it's frustrating. OK, let's let's just you know what? Let's just do it. We're so close. starting to pull in a bigger help which is just great the last thing we saw yesterday was a stuff film and the first thing i see today is possibly another oh well it starts out with happy saying hey kids last week was fun killing miranda with my best pal hey come over here a forensic walks into the view saying yes happy happy says you know we've got women but we haven't done any children yet forensic gas like a girl and says oh you're right happy let's kill someone oh god i can't take it anymore.

3:44:59You're a fucking kid. I'll tell you what, they find a child, skippings the pebbles at a lake. Happy's fan comes to the view and the kid flings a pebble at it, leaving a mark on the driver's side window. Happy gets mad at the kid. So he shoves him in a burlap sack and goes into his van side. Forensic murders the kid while happy sits in view. What happened was absolutely horrifying that I can't say what happened to detail. I'll just say that by the end, the kid, why not? I'll just say the body and the kid had only half his skin, his skeleton, the chunk of organs left like the Miranda scene. You know I didn't post, you know why I didn't post what happened.

3:45:29And before you say that, I should know forensics identity by now. I should mention that during his snuff films, he wears a ski mask instead of the gas mask. In fact, it's the same ski mask. Napoleon wears a CSI style. Happy, happy intro. Meaner played. It picks right after happy goes bonkers where happy's in his van, polishing his cleaver and cleaning the body parts of children. The corpse of the girl he sliced with the grot wakes up with both the girl and happy scream. Happy ejects the girl with some of the green fluids he used in the kid and happy the doctor. proceeds to mutilate her off screen after happy's done he is heard chopping the girl's head off with cleaver happy leaves his van with the knife and says that was fun hey killing is a fun thing to do you can do it at home if your mommy and daddy allow you to if they don't which is probably what's probably happen fucking do it anyways because i'm happy happy and the credits roll happy's christmas we see happy happy drive to the playground as his van which is decked out in christmas lights and decorations after a minute of waiting happy dressed in a santa outfit leaves the van through the side door and shouts this voice grabs the attention of nearly every kid on the playground they rush over to asking him for parent for presents abby panics for a moment then slowly gives every child a small present one of the kids opens his present and it's a juice box eventually every present gets open they all turn out to be juice boxes i wonder if it's a drink i want i wonder if it's uh jim jones drink the kool-aid go see the children drink them except for danny who is hiding behind the monkey bars all of a sudden we see all the children collapse when i first saw this i thought he had done a jim jones and put the poison the juice boxes don't give me a bear trap for that one i don't want it right now uh happy says looks like my knockout drink worked and drags the kids into his van from danny's point of view we see happy happy drive off while danny runs after him everything can be every eventually happy shouts cause he deigned to stop the ground and scream i hate you happy the episode suddenly ends after that happy's house played we see a nice looking house with happy happy standing in front happy says hey kids who wants to see my house walks inside we get another tour of happy's house for the first half it seemed like a normal house suddenly happy says yeah for the main highlight of the tour i ready to see my basement he goes outside and opens the cellar door we see a dark room happy flicks the light switch on and we see the basement full of body parts on the walls where dry splatters of blood and skin stretch to look like bear rugs on the various tables where jaws were jars of body parts there was one table covered in a cloth with a humanoid figure under it happy says hey kids do you like my workshop it goes to the table he says well kids here's my magnum opus under this cloth unravels the cloth and what's under it is a statue of a human made of human parts it's unfinished to say the least happy is yet to add the organs and the rest of the skin happy says hey kids you should make a statue like mine and the credits roll jim mocked happy's ideas as he did when he watched uh lighter napoleon the biggest help played great another snuff film i thought seeing the list of episodes hopefully the last in this episode happy scene putting organs into a statue he puts a stomach heart ribs in but finds out he has no intestines happy screams for forensic forensic Forensic comes over and says, B 'booyed, could you please find me some intestines, preferably the odd ones?

3:48:47Forensic nods and goes out. We see Forensic going to Danny's house, where he and his father are crying over the death of June. Danny notices Forensic and screams. Danny's dad rushes over, and Danny rushes him. Forensic slashes the dad's throat and drags him out of the door. Forensic says, You are very lucky. Er, you, you are very lucky. I haven't killed you, ya, Danny. And takes Danny's dad to Happy's house. forensic cuts open Danny's dad's stomach immutates him to no end happy cheers forensic on while forensic throws happy happy body parts like a bear throwing chunks of flesh to her cups after probably one of the less brutal snuff scenes when compared to Brandon the kid we see happy cheerfully place the intestines in the statue and episode ends Jim couldn't take this anymore if we see another snuff film I'm going to destroy the disc I'm so going to destroy the disc oh he hasn't yet okay he's seen two seasons of snuff films and he's like oh if I see another one I'm gonna break this disc why don't you fucking stop watching it idiot you fucking worthless piece of shit god we play Danny's love we see Danny kissing the girl from a few episodes back and Danny says hello have you Jenny happy notice it's Jenny from the bushes he says hey kids hey kids who wants to see a relationship end jenny goes near the road she notices that a limo is there which looks like the one apex rode in and happy meets the root bears except for whatever reason she knocks on the window a man in shades who looks a lot like john wilkinson rolls down the window she says hey mister you have a nice car he smiles and says thanks suddenly happy opens the door and grabs jenny we see the limo drive away danny sees limo drive away with jenny danny screams and cries out for the last five minutes of the episode finally happy fest and happy rots in hell were up in happy fest we see happy discuss plans in the camera he says hey kids i have an idea that would change the world i'll make everyone happy brings out a knife i knew what he was going to do he was going to carve smiles into people's mouths he got out of his van and said hey kids who wants a smile even when they're sad and all the children which were around five come running into happy's van happy locks the doors does a death smile holds up a knife we see the outside of the van where children are screaming and happy happy laughing after that happy opens the van door and climbs out in the background you can see a kid's body whose mouth was stretched like uchisake ona what is that i don't know okay uh but then a smile happy says make everyone smile the entire world would be a better place and the credits roll finally happy rots in hell was up couldn't believe it it was the end well minus the epilogue and we couldn't feel any better this is actually our favorite episode you just guess why in happy rots in hell happy drives to an old house where danny's hiding we see danny holding a knife well another girl with is with him holding the keys danny says i hope happy doesn't come here abigail we see happy happy knock on the door with brute force abby says i'm gonna go downstairs and open the door to the basement danny says okay abby but if happy hears or sees you call for me abby walks downstairs trying um not to make noise get the keys and tries to unlock the door jangley keys alerts happy he creepily says i hear you before running over to try to kill abby she unlocks the door and gets in the room right before happy could reach her she locks the door and happy shouts don't think you can hide forever happy before running uh revving of a chainsaw is heard and happy is seen trying to chainsaw down the door and he shouts get me instead happy says oh goody you're much more important than her cuts to a pov shot of happy happy trying to slice danny with the chainsaw danny runs into the stairwell room abby locks the door again and the two run down the hall as happy tries to cut down the door abby finds out that there's a door in the basement so she tries to unlock it when happy breaks through the door he runs towards them but abby unlocks and opens the door and slams it into happy's face we see the basement which is a bunch of pipes and random chests danny opens the chest and finds a knife and a revolver with six bullets danny tells abby to get out using some stairs to the side she does and happy breaks down the door he charges at danny with the chainsaw making danny jump out of the way danny fires the revolver once but yes he's hitting happy the chainsaw gets stuck in the wall and happy pulls it out forcing him back and having him dodge two more bullets danny fires the rest of the bullets and one hits happy he screams and pushes danny down happy grabs his chainsaw and shouts now i will have my revenge danny rolls out just as happy happy forces the chainsaw into the ground he pulls it out and notices that danny's going after the chest he charges at him but danny grabs the knife and throws it at happy happy dodges it and the knife hits a gas pipe gas sprays everywhere and happy rushes to clog the pipe with the cloth stops the leak with the rooms covered in gas danny finds a box of matches and lights one he mocks happy causing him to turn around horrified happy tries to cut danny in half but danny gets out of the way before and drops the match on gas happy begins to scream as the basement fills up with fire danny gets out of the basement in time somehow not getting burned happy notices that there are some explosive chemicals to the side he says oh no it looks like this is the oh sorry oh no this looks like this it's the inferral before it cuts to the house where it explodes and collapses due to the foundations being blown away by the explosive chemicals we see a camera pan of the destroyed basement where happy's melted crushed body lays happy's crying nearby while dan is trying to comfort her suddenly forensic grabs both of them and coldly says you have killed my creation now i will do the same to you too wow forensics of career that's so cool finally i played the epilogue starts with someone playing gloomy sunday by rezo saris the rest uh while it shows clips from all the episodes in the intro minus the stuff ones albeit in black and white it cuts to a man typing on a typewriter on his desk with the crushed appy at its side uh the paper the man is typing on seems to be about Happy Happy.

3:54:57A subtitle appears that says, portrayed by an actor, and narrator talks over the scene. It looks like the evil rampage of Happy Happy has come to a close. Although he has died, his unfortunate impact on the world lives on. The many people who died on that show did it so the sick man who directed the show could see his true vision, a snuffed TV show. What the director is, I have no idea, but I think everybody would like to think that he died in a gruesome way. But the man turns his face to the camera. You'd think he died, but although Happy is long dead, the director lives on. And somewhere in the world he is making private home videos, which continue the horrible story of Happy Happy.

3:55:38But you might be wondering one thing. Why did Happy Happy go so bad? We might never know until the director comes out and reveals why he made Happy Happy kill all those people. The director slowly fixes Happy's puppet with clay model utensils. Somewhere in the world, the director is slowly rebuilding Happy's clay model, damaged in the series finale of Happy Happy. And if the director rebuilds Happy's clay model, who knows who might be killed next? It could be a celebrity's child. It could be the president's child. It could be any child. We only say two things. The director's alive, and he might be killing someone.

3:56:17I hope someone will kill the director, Frederick Gorgody. it cuts to happy's rebuilt model the director adds a knife it cuts to black and screams heard i hope someone will kill napoleon now we know that napoleon slash now we know who napoleon slash forensic is he's the director who made the show frederick gore goatee as the disc ended jim said well at least that's over and we know who forensic is he gave the disc to me and said keep this even though i want it to be destroyed keep it so that you can learn more about these episodes were made i said okay and left his house to tell about the last episodes oh and i remade the episode list guess where the hospital doctor was flash on flashing on screen i'm not reading it yes it's there on screen uh the hospital doctor's second to last in season one i don't know what that means oh he says i guessed on where it was okay all right november 5th you know i don't think that revealing forensics identity was a good idea.

3:57:16When I went to sleep on the 4th, I heard someone open the back door. Didn't he kill him twice? I feel like he's been dead for a long time. Whatever. It was probably Frederick or one of his friends. I grabbed a gun and went into the kitchen. In front of me was a man in forensics clothes trying to burn my house down again with a lighter. However, unlike the normal Frederick, he was quite fat, giving me the idea that this was John Wilkinson in disguise. Before he could turn on the lighter, I shot him in the leg. He stumbled to the ground screaming in pain. He dropped an onlet lighter on the ground he tried to light it up again but i stepped on his hand with my right foot with his free hand he tried to slash my achilles heel with a knife but i kicked the knife out of his hand with my left foot i grabbed the knife and held it to his throat the man process the man proceeded to say do it oh my god what oh my god what wouldn't that do it you stupid Werner in my life and you'll fear Frederick so much that you'll piss your pants at the thoughts of him you sissy what okay I chuckled and said no I'll just do this as soon as I finished talking I grabbed him and threw him headfirst into a metal radiator knocking him out after that I called the police over and they revealed who tried to burn down my house it was not other than John Wilkinson I seriously wonder why who where Frederick Gorgati is he can have possibly returned to the john wilkinson summer camp november 6th i got it you know the address mentioned in can of kill and possibly the rose episodes i think frederick's hiding out there where the address is now that i may have a possible lead i'm planning on going to the address soon in the next day or so i have to go now i need to find some small weapons to bring just so that i could run from frederick and protect myself if he chases me november 7th oh shit oh shit today i found out that a mr oscar matthewson died today now normally i would just be now normally i would just post this blog uh the deaths of people if they worked on happy happy this man didn't in fact he was a big fan of this blog but asked questions by email i'm going to stop frederick now i'm horrified that frederick is starting to kill fans of the blog when he's done with my fans he'll go for me next and that isn't going to happen november 9th this post will be the last post of this blog that's a lie there's two more after this even though many questions related to the show remain unanswered this post will or might answer the ones related to forensic and frederick first i must talk about the trip to the address and what happened since i live in the suburbs of aberdeen washington the address was near alma colorado i chose to take a car ride and took some things with me first thing i took was a photo of frederick orgati for when the forensic i find for when the forensic i finds actually him also took some weapons like the knife and the pistol after driving for almost 23 hours i reached alma colorado the address which i will not tell for people's safety was over five miles out of alma i drove over to the address and there it was it was a fancy abandoned house sort of like the ones in happy rots in hell in fact it was the same house albeit with a spray paint sign that said happy happy fun house i don't know why the house was rebuilt though to make sure frederick didn't trap the front door i peeked inside sure enough there was a shotgun trap using a winchester I tried to sneak into the window, but Frederick locked the window, so I had no choice but to break the window.

4:00:29Climbed in, making sure not to cut myself on any glass. After that, I disarmed the Winchester trap and took the shotgun.

4:01:03He didn't bring a gun. on as i guess there was some blood on the carpet and floor of the staircase room i said hey forensic i know you're here and i turned the power on forever ruin the house now you can't hide in the shadows there was no response which i knew was going to happen i shouted hey frederick

4:01:25no response since there was no response i explored the house a bit more from the staircase room the living room was to the right while the kitchen was on the left since i was closer to the right and then left i explored the living room first looked like it had been abandoned since the 50s the couch was old brown and had various tears in the cushions and seat tv was an old analog set that could only display the static due to it not having a converter box and a frame on the wall had a picture of the weird guy from the towers on the front wall there was a door that was left open i went through it and was in the laundry room it looked like a regular laundry room at first with washing machines and laundry baskets however some pieces of clothing in the laundry baskets were stained with blood and over the laundry baskets was a framed photograph of frederick as napoleon hanging out with happy happy other than a door to the right that leads outside there was nowhere to go i went out of the laundry room and went into the kitchen and i wish i hadn't the kitchen was just as run down as the living room but it was probably worse there were countertops dishwashers and an oven which had been rusted up on them however was rotten meat infested with maggots stench was unbearable so i quickly ran out of the kitchen into the dining room not noticing anything else other than the rotten meat as i entered the dining room i noticed that there were more maggot infested rotten meat so i ran into the next door room which was the hallway and looked at what the dining room had in it there were various chairs all of which were pulled out other than that it looked like a rundown dining room with rotten meat hallway was nothing special to be honest and led to nowhere at the end of the hallway near the laundry room it looked like someone piled up a bunch of wood to block off entry to the hallway after dashing through the dining room and kitchen avoiding the smell and accidentally knocking a chair over it was time to go upstairs it was the only place i could go as i was walking up though i had a feeling that someone was watching me i turned around but no one was there i finally went up the stairs to try to decide where to go the left hallway or the right suddenly i heard an all too familiar voice i froze instantly it was frederick on the other side of the hallway i said are you gonna run away from this are you gonna run away from me this time and he said no why would I do that you know I'd never run away and I responded with listen Frederick how do you keep coming back or no response for Frederick for a while and Frederick said well I have some people who work with me they do my dirty work and i try to kill you i'm a fool to do your dirty work oh yeah i don't want to do your dirty work no more and snapped back with but anyway how did you get here i said there was an address listed in two episodes of season two and i went to whatever and I went to whatever that was and I went to whatever was there.

4:04:13Frederick said, Ah, it looks like I shouldn't have put that address in. It wouldn't have made the authority search more fun. For me, that is. We know all of this. We know all this. When did you switch to an Indian accent? I just realized you were doing that. Like a paragraph ago. It's pretty recent. All right. I wonder if I could talk Frederick out of killing me. I said, Listen, Frederick, why do you kill people? and he cheerfully replied well it doesn't depend on who well it depends on who I killed if it was a if it was a worker for Happy Happy it was because I wanted Happy Happy to be more mature but those damn employees and managers wouldn't let me know or wouldn't let me now now that they're all dead I went after your fans and I'll soon go to you I was about to say that John Trustee Jim Forrester and Tristan Drews were still alive but I stopped probably because Frederick killed them already except for Forrester.

4:05:13I said Well, you don't have to kill people just because they ruined your show or should I say magnum opus Frederick got his bloodstained scimitar knife and said Do not make fun of my show I bet you don't have the balls to take another comment or do it Sign I said You should have been happy that your show aired and got decent ratings oh my gosh dude oh my gosh look at some of the shows now that only aired for a few episodes before being canceled oh my gosh oh my gosh frederick put away the knife and said hey you're right i should have been happy about my show i was relieved to have finally corrected frederick but i still love my lifestyle i love killing people evading cops and most of all stalking you oh the joys i knew that because frederick was mentally insane it would have been hard to stop his ways frederick have you ever wanted to be successful frederick said yes covering up happy happy forever i don't need your help because i'm doing it just fine I said no I mean having a successful life shut up before we're playing with yeah who wouldn't want one I cringed before saying well because you've well because you've to put it best fucked up your chances of having a successful life killer about he should be grateful for his show and now he's like mess with his life and the conversation.

4:07:00Okay, you know, I'm so tired that when he said to put it best, I thought he was about to say you should go to Best Buy. Like that would fix you if you want to Best Buy. Frederick was offended. He pulled the knife out again and said in a louder tone. What the hell would you say that? Sigh in again, I said. Because one, you killed a lot of people and the cops are looking for you. Two, if you're caught you're gonna go to jail forever or put on death row redrick finally knew uh that i was trying to tell him that because of his actions he's never gonna have a successful life he finally broke free of his other personality he said oh my god i can't believe i fucked up my life i really can't if only if it wasn't for my mental illness.

4:07:52If only it wasn't for my if only it wasn't for my mental illness. Why brain? Why brain must you deceive me?

4:08:10So at some point the author became aware enough to just make these like gaffes, right? I don't think so. I legitimately believe this is in earnest. I think this is earnest. I think so. Okay. I don't know. Between this and like, hey, kids want to see a magic trick and the hand grenade. Right. Maybe. Right. I don't know. I don't know. Frederick sat down on the stairs, put his head on his left hand. Listen, Frederick, you don't have a choice. One day you will go to jail and you'll die there. Frederick said, go. Just go. I don't care about life anymore. I'd rather kill myself than be put to the electric chair or lethal injection.

4:08:52I said... Listen, Frederick, you could probably start a new life by changing your identity and moving to South America, but you'll get arrested one day. So it's checkmate now. What is he talking about? Finally, he said... Listen, before I kill myself, I want to show you my true face. And I said... Uh, sure. Frederick took off his mask. I saw a skinny pale face with various scars and here those ripped out random spots. It was none other than Frederick. Okay, yeah. Frederick said, Well, Jerma, it looks like it is time to go. I'm sorry for killing everyone related to Abby Abby. I'm going to make the survivor's world a lot safer.

4:09:38He got a scimitar and jammed it into his throat, effectively killing himself. Effectively killing himself. I felt depressed that I couldn't save Frederick from his mental illness. I checked his body. I found some interesting things. I found a couple of knives and a folded sheet of paper reading it. I found out the nine people had worked for Frederick after nine, after taking the paper and his gas mask, I left the house and went to my car to go back home, but leaving my shotgun katana and knife behind, he brought a katana. Did he actually, I said that didn't I say that earlier? You said that as a joke.

4:10:12That's a bear trap. I have to say that's a bear trap. Well, you said, you said, you said that Frederick had a katana. Okay, all right. I'm giving at least half a better point. That still counts because there's a katana in the story. That's crazy. That gives you the mindset of the person riding this. It's like, well, I had my shotgun and my katana, you know? It's badass, yeah. Because that's how things work, yeah. Well, this is it. I can't believe I have to stop posting on the blog, but I must stop posting on Happy Happy because I pretty much did everything related to the show. I watched seasons one and two, killed the show's insane director, and even went to the studios where it was filmed.

4:10:48However, that does not mean search for answers is over. If you look hard enough, you can find the answers to the exploit questions that relate to Happy Happy. Now, you might be wondering two things. What will I do? Well, I regret when I quit posting on Happy Happy. Well, I will actually open another blog, which will be a short-lived one that talks about fried house screamers. Remember that? Now, what will I regret when I quit? Remember that? Remember that? Now, what will I regret when I quit posting on this blog? Absolutely nothing. I just want to never see this damn show again. I'm sorry for leaving this blog, but I must part ways for now.

4:11:19See you soon. Jerma Vasili Vasili the silly Jerma Vasili Yoko Lev PS my gosh, just kill me with a gun Something How did the episode Listen, listen to this dude. How did the episodes get on noggin? You see not all of them did only a slight few stop Only a select few aired before the show was canceled how the others came about. I don't know Maybe Frederick after happy happy was canceled made new episodes, which were more low budget and gorier PPS. Here's the question I'm going to answer. Where's the playground? Well, you see, they did film the playground scenes at a real playground in Colorado. The only scenes they filmed in the studio were any scenes other than the playground.

4:12:04They had two vans for happy. The first was a miniature. The second was an actual van. After the scene in the happy, happy movie, they bought a new van. After the part in happy's rising with the grenade, a new black one was bought. That's all I could get out. Second post from the same day. Here are the contents of the list. I mentioned there's 10 names, meaning that four have either been killed or arrested to have been injured and four of unknown fates flash the list on screen. I'm not reading it. It's who died and who stayed alive. Who gives a shit? November 10th, November 10th. It keeps going.

4:12:33The man who uploaded the three interviews closed his account on YouTube, but he's given me one last interview, which is with Ray Bolia, AKA Danny. Keep it quick, please. I still have nightmares, but what Frederick has done to me. Counting the PS and the PPS and the second post And this is now the fourth thing past he said no more post How are you involved with Happy Happy? Well, it all started in a small town called Alma, Colorado I was living there peacefully until one day when I was kidnapped by Frederick How did this happen? It was 1999 Happy Happy had just been canceled and all the employees were fired The director, who was charged with a crime, had moved to Alma Where he lived under a new identity How did you get kidnapped?

4:13:16When I was seven, I was being babysat by my mother's friend late in the night. The man kidnapped me without leaving a trace. Where were you taken? I was taken to a house that had the shape of a barn. It had tinted windows, three floors, and a cellar. It was also dark blue. There, Frederick filmed more episodes of the sixth show. How did you escape Frederick? After filming happy, rotten hell at this house, an anonymous person tipped the police, saying the kidnapper of me, Miranda, Abigail, and some other kids was living in the dark blue house outside of town. So the police broke into this house and saved the four of us.

4:13:50Frederick ran away, though, which I find stupid. He needs to be found and killed for what he has done to me. Sorry, I just got carried away. Last question for now, what happened to Frederick? He became a creature known as forensic. Crazy thing to tell an interviewer. How did he know? didn't the story start and our main character was like oh i'm gonna just call him that that's what do you mean he became a creature whatever july 15th posted eight months later again after he said he was gonna quit as soon as you've seen this post you're now either asking uh this or you're about to comment with something like this where the hell have you been well the easiest answer i could say is i basically decided to stop caring about happy happy no you didn't there are two reasons why the first is that some members of frederick's group to put in simple terms are still seeking revenge the second is that there's nothing left to say about the show anymore during the time i was gone i went back to my family in perm russia and sometime later this month my younger brother vladimir is coming over to visit just a month ago i got a job meaning i have even less time to post also during the time that i was gone only one happy happy employee died which is amazing considering that at the very least five to seven employees died a year before i began research at 2011 said employee johan brupp you may remember as one of the producers during the real happy happy movie she was actually a post-production editor for the show but she only worked on happy's vacation and nate needs help the interesting thing is how she died joanne wasn't killed with a knife or anything frederick's followers would normally use she had her head smashed in with a sledgehammer thankfully though it looks like frederick's followers have slowed down on the killing happy happy employees this is very good also from now on i'm going to call people who work with frederick the followers for consistency i'm glad that you came up with that post on the last second last post fuck you second last post and you you came up with it then two days later the final last post well i guess this is the end of this blog there isn't much i have to say now so it's happy happy and frederick gorgati and both of those things are dead unless something new happens i'm not going to update this blog any longer i will still keep it up so everyone can read about what happened done oh my god oh my god

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4:16:06I mean what do what do we even say man honestly like what do we I mean I don't even know what to say what you say is there was this little zeitgeist that existed for a little bit around the early days of internet horror culture like what we've got here around like lost media and creepy kids tv shows and those worked and they were fun and they were enjoyable because they were like a page right yeah it's widward suicide dead bart stuff like that right and it was fun because it's like haha what a kooky day from the internet when you make that the reason some some here's here's a lesson for authors sometimes the idea is not that good sometimes it is i'm not even saying like i'm not discrediting this author by saying happy happy is any worse than those.

4:16:50I'm saying the concept of like a lost episode of a kid's show is not worth a novel, right? Uh, you, you get most of your weight out of it. Honestly, when, um, uh, Candle Cove, like the first one that did it, that pretty much did the concept and it was fun and it did it well. And it was an inventive idea. Then other people did it with like known media and it's fun because it's like a page or two. Uh, but when you make it this long and you make it this intense, all of it just becomes tedious. It becomes slow. There was not a moment that I cared about any of the characters, the events and stuff like that.

4:17:21And it's because it's not a story that's set up for characters or events or carrying. It's supposed to be like that even a quick little punch of sugar. But what I was going to say is, did that even happen? Reading the story, reading the story, I'm saying like characters and everything else. I mean, it was just, they, they said names, but was there ever like actually any kind of, no, there wasn't character development. There was no story. I mean, I felt, I felt lost from the beginning. you are being explained happy happy and there's no like i'm doing it to solve this or there's this mystery or this person i guess that's what it felt like you're right you're right that it it wasn't a story it was someone just telling which is weird because someone telling you something is a story but this just felt like a list of like things that just kind of happened it was the next it was just explaining explanation we were in constant i think that's why it felt so weird too is that we were in constant exposition it was like a everything the entire story was exposition even a character moments were explaining stuff they did like introducing new characters like jim or others i mean it amounted to absolutely nothing there was no weight to any of the children's death there was no point of it you as a thing too is you could probably like i think that if you go into this realm right of the lost media thing i think like a 1999 did it best where it is like a psycho person making like a like let's just say the snuff movie psycho person which i know 1999 isn't necessarily like lost media but i guess 1999 is the best version of the lost kids media story of that it's this idea of a person has gone psycho whatever and you take the kids like the kids element where if it was a guy holding a stupid fucking apple on a stick the whole time and he was doing these things and you were trying to unveil why it was and you could even have it be some fucking stupid thing where it's like my my show got canceled x happened and he's gone crazy that is enough of already development that we that's more development than anything happened in this show you know what i mean and this idea that like i think that like because i'm assuming it's a trial i mean like once again i don't know who wrote this or whatever but uh you assume that's a young kid or somebody who just doesn't know what the fuck is going on because the end of it it is like you they're trying to draw sympathy or they're trying to also just be like you know you're you're gonna go to jail i guess you're right it's like just this like really half like haphazardly like i mean it was inferior this is the only time i mean don't get me wrong the i'm jumping all over the place the thing thing in the basement mimicking people and the david king thing were like so crazy like at the end but at least the build-up of those were like interesting hooks or something that was interesting so so the so the difference with those as bad as not i won't say so much thing in the basement thing in the basement was shorter so it kept it you know even thing in the basement the thing in thing in the basement is his sister died and he wants answers and that's what leads him to it the thing in um my best friend dared to ruin my life is he has a friend who seems gone off the deep end and there's this information about him and now he's trying to destroy there's actual stories there's there's there's stories they're not good but there is a story there is a cohesive narrative this was someone explaining the thing a key saw and then like people dying around him and stuff for the entire duration for five hours it's also five hours for five hours and it's also like the the reason again the reason the idea worked is because it was short-lived like squidward suicide right or uh dead bart they didn't have characters or plot it was a description of things which is fine if you're 15 minutes right you can describe something scary for 15 minutes did this come out before or after those oh after had well 2011 it might be before well i'm just wondering why a blog post because by this time no sleep stuff and the creepypasta format was alive by that point right that like it had to have been because i'm thinking of 2012 or something i'm just wondering like with the blog post thing was this a was this a precursor for those other things suicide was in 2010 so it was before this okay no it's the other way around because like i said happy happy is like you take those stories and then you're like i can make a full like novel novella length out of this and no because the the format's not made for it and the concept's not that interesting unless you did what 1999 did and you use the tv show as a kickoff point for this kid going and visiting the actual location and thinking there was like killer or a child abductor in his town and it's like him trying to figure out what this trauma he had as a child was about, then you can do something with it.

4:22:04But it's not like the entire one. If 1999, but, and it did its episode descriptions better, but if 1999 was five hours of episode descriptions, it wouldn't have been as interesting. Yeah. Well, no, it's true. Well, I mean, you care about the, you care about the things that are going on and happening and like the, like there's actual, there's actual like payoff setups and payoffs that feel nice. I think that with, if, you know, and I'd hate to say, Cause I don't want to say that you can't ever do this, but I think like trying to make a serious thing and trying to make a long form thing where you're the main character is like lost media or it's like a talking Apple thing.

4:22:39That's supposed to be a show. Cause that's another thing too, that we never really described is like, it's supposed to be that it's like in the show, but the show is like actually killing people. Like it is happy, happy. Like it's just this weird thing of like this mystical power of like this character's real or not real. Like, is it just happening in the show? is happening in real life i got i was confused about that even you know because every time they saw him kill somebody it was in like the show but it's like i i just it was so uh i don't know it was just so it was just so stupid i mean when you have something that big and loud too of like that cartoonish and trying to treat it seriously it's just it's so hard to it's like an impossible mountain to climb it's so here here's so here's a um a night my analysis of it you know you've heard all the stuff about like horror and comedy are very similar right it's all about like you're set up they live in the out in your punchline yeah they land and they live in the outlandish as well they live in the outlandish and they're defined by the payoff yes like momentary by the timing stuff like that timing timing all that stuff right so creepy pastas like i'm not saying happy happy i'm saying like um uh like squidward suicide or dead bart like those really quick punchy like remember this thing you saw when you were a kid well what if it was evil what if there's stuff that is the horror equivalent of a fart joke because fart jokes aren't you know well set up, super thought out.

4:24:10It's like, it happens and you're like, oh, it's funny. And then with this, it's like, oh, I remember SpongeBob as a kid. That would be kind of scary if Squidward did that. You know, at least when you're 12 and these are scary concepts, right? And that's all it is. Happy Appy is trying to make a 90-minute stand-up special out of a fart joke. Yeah. It's like, fart jokes are funny, right? What if we did them for an entire act, an entire routine? It's like, no. Fart jokes are not supposed to be stand-up special. and when you do they just get really annoying so i mean it's longer it's you it's kind of crazy i think but it's longer than pen pal you know like what what's weird too is the is the uh we've gotten to the spot where we've gone through we've we've had crazy we've had people we've had people say since the beginning of the show you know we've talked about things where it's like Jeff the killer.

4:25:07We've talked about Russian sleep experiment. We've talked about pen pal, Baraska, all these one left, right game, all these ones that people say are the like juggernaut hitters. And we keep kind of, I think that we keep getting the faces of the more obscure because this is like a very well-known one. Like this, we keep like, I feel like we keep uncovering ironically, but yes, yes. But, but even still, you know, I mean, people like the same thing with Jeff the killer. It's very ironic. Like people leaving five star ratings because it's so bad. whatever this is now getting to a part where it's like the infamy is that it's so bad that it's it's just interesting like we keep uncovering these stones and i think that because of that i guess i just wanted to say that like i don't know it's it's painful reading these like not not i mean like there's no kind way to say it but this is a painful one to read but we've and we've said this before about other ones but it's it has to be more truthful here than anywhere else is that these ones help you appreciate the other stories.

4:26:07The next one we read is going to be like fucking infinite jest. It's going to be something that's profound. It'll be a breath of fresh air. I think that you have to have these things. I think that it's at least good for us that it's documented. Now you're done. Now that looming thing is gone. Yeah, people can quit suggesting it and write it in comments. It's an interesting sign. It's like an interesting sigh of relief where sometimes we read things, you know, when you're done with it, I get bummed. I get bummed sometimes when we read things because when the good ones are done, you're like, fuck, I wish that was our, I wish that was the only thing we were reading next week or, you know what I mean?

4:26:47Like, and then these ones are like, I'm so glad that's like another one that we don't have to go through. Like we've, we've plowed through. So, so let me ask you this at the beginning of the episode, I said that the author announced that they're remaking this, right? Like they're rewriting it and stuff oh my god you did say that that's right i did uh which i think is interesting if they wrote this when they were young you know they were kid listening creepypastas they're like it's so popular i might as well try it again now what would that even look like i mean the only thing i can think of is one if they redid it it would be done in a way that obviously they've probably written more since then they've matured they've done all this stuff i mean like here's the thing i don't know it would need to be some time i need to have a fucking breath before i Like also, Oh yeah.

4:27:28The thing of like having, having to say the word or hear the word happy, happy so many times is like torture. Like it's like being waterboarded. That being said though, is there the thing to me? The only, the positive of this is that there's no way it can be worse. Like I think whatever they do, I think that it will be better. And I'm curious to see, does it like, I'm curious what that looks like. Cause I feel like if you, if you want to keep it to episode description, it's gotta be way shorter. Uh, or if you want to keep it that length and you've got to change it into like a character driven story around related to happy happy at the end you don't just convince the serial killer that he's mentally ill and should kill himself yeah which is super funny and like it's insane is that what it is it's absolutely insane and he killed himself because people called him stupid if that line was in people because people called him stupid if that line was in my best friend whatever dare my best friend's been daring me to what do whatever whatever whatever it is like that would that we would have been crying laughing this was it was such a it was such a fucking like mental drain that like all these moments where i was supposed to respond i couldn't you know like the last ones that got us was the hand grenade i think yeah the and he killed people because i call him stupid yeah yeah yeah which even then it was like it was nothing too crazy i mean really like it peaked at the 9-11 thing and like see and see that's where any other story it would have been like oh i watched a tape and it was and it was marked 1999 and it predicted 9 11 and it would end like it would be it would end after that that'd be it and that'd be it'd be like haha funny little thing or it'd be based and it'd be based on like the fairly odd parents or something yeah like there'd be some but i don't know man gosh i'd be interested i will check out the uh the rewrite just because i'm and again And we'll link that guy's Twitter in the description if you want to check him out, just because I'm so curious of what a rewrite for this looks like.

4:29:20And I'm sure he's written other stuff since then. I don't want to judge him as a writer based off something he wrote when he was a kid. Of course not. That story as it stands. Of course not. And that's not, and the thing too is like this, I mean, I'm not, I'm not going to sugarcoat it. This was not my favorite story. It was probably my, this is probably my least favorite story. I will be completely honest. But, but it's probably written by like a 12 year old. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. So the thing too is like, it's the same thing with like when we watched like marble Hornets and we did that thing.

4:29:46It's like when kids did it, I'm so curious to see where they're at now as adults or whatever, not, not comparing the quality of those two things. I'm just saying like that evolution of children and now we're older like that thing. But yeah, brutal. I will say while I was scrolling through his Twitter, he said that the first, I'm pretty sure the version we just read was the second version. And there was an earlier version that he said was way worse that he posted to Twitter. So if you want to see what a worse version of that looks like, go ahead. But I mean, it's a trial, man. I mean, it's a trial.

4:30:21The thing, too, is like this is not a quick commitment. I mean, like this is just if you also if this was if we were reading this as blog posts, like one a week, it'd be a lot more manageable. But just like it would be worse. It would be worse, I think. Not if it's like something you see in your Twitter feed and you read and you keep scrolling. right but if you i mean i guess that's true i guess that's true i guess it's well i mean you're right i mean i the entries are smaller you're not as fatigued i hate that it actually affects a year of my life though that's also true that's also five hours we have a we have a channel where we do this for a job so it will affect us forever because we're gonna be hearing the happy happy theme song that is true and that that that what was that comment you said that the the thing that we're i was like they're gonna say this to us i don't know whatever it was they're they're gonna to hear about a happy happy for the rest of our lives now so don't worry about that well you know like i said these episodes it's nice helps us appreciate the other stuff and i you know i i'm curious man i mean the thing too is like with with people and growing like artists growing and this author wanting to remake this well one i would say just make it i would rather read something new that you did like something completely off the cuff but you never know like you people can do things that make you that totally make you see things a new light and make you appreciate things in other ways.

4:31:39So I'm curious, but guys, you made it through. And I will say for the people that actually stuck all the way through and you're hearing this now, you're a fucking trooper. All right. And you're a real one. We appreciate you. Uh, to our patrons and stuff. Thank you as well. We appreciate the support and also the bonus episodes. I think I'm going to keep doing some more live stream readings over there, or we will, depending on if Isaiah is, we will. Yeah. Yeah. So other than that, I appreciate to the patrons. I appreciate you guys being so understanding to me having the kid. And they've been, I will be back.

4:32:08I will be making content, but I appreciate you. I will say the, the, the audience has been extremely kind over there. So, so, so very nice and accommodating to that. So we appreciate it. But thank you guys also for listening on Spotify, Apple podcast and giving us, giving us a nice rating over there. It is appreciated. And until next time, guys, we will see you in the next one. Stay creeped. I feel like I should also clarify that I've done a lot of complaining this episode but I just want to make sure underline all that by saying I love my job I love being here this beats a nine to five I am not unappreciative of that just in comparison to this amazing job I have God help me bye

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