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29:29Jane did indeed have healthy, clean blood. O negative was her blood type. After what seemed like hours, but only a few minutes, the doctor was... What? After what seemed like hours, but only... You thought two minutes felt like hours? Hours. What blood type are you? Let me out! I'm O negative. I'm O positive. The other one says O negative is like the most rare blood type ever. I feel like I know 40 people that are O negative.

30:03What? Why'd you get weird at that? I just, O negative is like, it is rare. You're right. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to discredit your blood type. The doctor who extracted Jane's blood put a bandage over her spot and wished her good night. Out front, the receptionist was going through files on her computer when she saw Jane. Man, that needle hurt like hell. Your arm is going to feel sore for a day or two. What? This is definitely someone who was never given blood. Your arm is going to be throbbing for a week. Your arm is going to feel sore for a day or two. Tell me about it. Okay, here's your cash, Ms.

30:42Richardson. $150. This will take care of my month's rent. Behind on your rent, huh? Kind of a bit personal. Lots of stuff that's been going on. me losing both my parents and all. Ah, I'm so sorry. Now I have to work at Goth Isle. I just love, yeah, both my parents are dead. Yeah, sorry about that. It's just me and my little sister. I have to be both mom and dad to her. Well, my condolences go out to you and your sister. Exception is said sympathetically. Thanks. That means a lot. Well, you have a wonderful night, sweetie. Stay safe. you too I love both of them alright well try to keep your head above water and stay safe out there well get lost at the 24 hour blood bank listen it's a blood bank not an abortion clinic sweetheart get out of here I bet it'll turn out that's like the CIA and they're like we've analyzed and you're super human you have regenerative abilities you can fight Jeff what's Jeff's whole thing it's like he can feel he's a normal human boy that's burned.

31:50I thought he could not feel pain anymore. Oh, yeah, yeah. But if you shot him in the stomach, he would die. No, wait. No, that's Tiki Tobey. That's Tiki Tobey who can't feel pain. I don't think Jeff can either. Probably not. I don't fucking know. It's all the same shit. Following morning, Jane was able to pay her month's rent and wouldn't have to worry about it until next month. Also, is it 1978? $150. $150 for rent? Well, I imagine it's like 150 was the gap she needed to close to pay off the rent. I guess. Like it wasn't the total. Also, what girl, like, who's not, well, maybe she has 18. Well, she lives on her own.

32:29Yeah, so probably. I thought for a second it was just a child turned out to the wolves. While working the day shift at IHOP, Jane got a call from the blood bank she visited just the other night. What could it be? Thank you for calling IHOP. Now serving pomegranate pancake syrup and our new stuffed French toast. This is Jane Richardson. How may I help you? Miss Richardson? This is she. My name is Beth Williams, one of the doctors at the Biomedics Blood Bank. We were wondering if you'd come by next week to give another sample of your blood. Um, okay. We'll pay you$10 ,000. God damn! We'll pay you$10 ,000.

33:12Jane went silent for a few seconds. 10 grand for another sample of her blood? Is this for real? Ms. Richardson, are you there? Oh, yeah, I'm here. You said 10 ,000, right? Yes, ma 'am. Okay, I'll see you next week. Thank you so much, Ms. Richardson. We'll see you soon. Okay, bye-bye, bye. One week later. Ah, ready to get my$10 ,000. I'm sure there's nothing strange about this. I'm not going to tell anyone about this. Yeah. A sample of blood for$10 ,000. Well, who's going to tell her little sister her parents are dead? Hey, I know her parents are dead, but I hit the jackpot. Ten grand for a sample of blood.

33:51Ah! We're taking your blood next. As you look at her little sister, I wish mom and dad were back. We don't need them. Ten grand. We're sent for life. Pomegranate syrup all around. Eat your spakes, pomegranate syrup. Eat your spaghetti and pomegranate syrup. At their local IHOP. yeah eat your dry ramen packets and pomegranate syrup it was the start of a beautiful day in the city of angels

34:27why would you say that there's so many random lines that feel like they're like you know when the teacher would be like okay write a paragraph about your weekend and it could be like i poured my orange juice and walked out there's so many which it was the start of a beautiful day in the city of angels do we i mean i it's just like also i'm in hollywood hopped up the plane got ten thousand dollars for a blood sample to the biomedics blood bank to distribute her blood score an easy 10 grand she wouldn't have to worry about money troubles ever again but why was biomedics going to pay jane ten thousand dollars she couldn't figure it out herself but if it meant to put the money into an account making sure her and her sister were financially secure then why not jane saw the same receptionist from last time and still remembered her and the doctor who drew just the way something she saw the person from last time she remembered her she's hey i remember you hello and the doctor who drew her blood was there as well.

35:32When it was all over, Jane claimed her cash, stuffed it into her wallet, and was on her way. She stuffed$10 ,000 into her wallet? God damn! That is 100$100 bills.

35:48Just as she was about to get into her car, a couple of well-dressed women approached her. One of... Why'd you do that? Well-dressed women. One of them flashed her CIA badge and announced. Jane Richardson? Yeah? Agent Tanya Mongolius. That's not what it says. Agent Tanya Margolis, CIA. What's going on? You didn't do anything wrong, Miss Richardson. Don't worry. But I was wondering if you would come with us. Where at exactly? You will see. Come with us. If their whole idea was to get her to come there as like a ruse, why actually give her the ten grand of stuff on her... Sorry about to stab her in the alley until I get back.

36:30Grab her Powerpuff Girl Hot Topic wallet and let's get the hell out of here. That's so sad. I know. She's bleeding in her grr hoodie. She's just like... Don't talk about a beautiful angel that way. That child of God. How can you be into my eyes? Like I'm indoors. Without hesitation. I think it goes without saying, by the way, when I was like 14, I thought Jane the Killer was very hot. Because all the pictures would just be like a goth chick with a knife. I'd be like, that's so hot. That's all it took for me. That was very easy to please.

37:21If you had to put that together yourself. Is it okay? Yeah, well, I said the child of God thing. I'm like, I should probably clarify what ideation that came from. Just reading this like. Yeah, literally no details about her. I don't even think I ever read the stories. I would just see the fan art and be like, oh, yeah.

37:45I think it was that. Tapping down on your keyboard. Scrolling down.

37:56little moans. Without hesitation, Jane got into the limo with the other agents. Without hesitation.

38:10Ten thousand fresh dollars in her wallet. Okay. I'll get with you too. I've certainly seen a CIA badge. It was probably a Fisher-Price like fake toy badge. You want to come in here? I heard that you have, like, I don't know, Wolverine blood or something like that. Without hesitation.

38:33Shut the door. Where were they taking her? Why did they choose Jane? Was there any significance? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z. The two women were taking Jane to the CIA headquarters in Los Angeles. They were going to explain everything to her as soon as they arrived. 90 minutes later, the limo arrived outside of the headquarters. See stuff writing like that. When they arrived, they would say things. They then arrived. Jane noticed there was also a U.S. Marshalls, an FBI van parked outside. What was this all about? Jane couldn't figure out what the hell was going on. No matter how many times she has the agents, it was always the same.

39:22That information is classified. Jane wanted answers. She wanted to know what was going on. Once inside, Jane was greeted by a refreshing cold breeze that seemed to be coming from the central air units. Just say AC. It was cold from the air conditioner. Why is this worded like an alien rodent? From the central air units. It was the hottest day ever. Jane was led to a room that looked like a police interrogation area. There inside was another male agent. Jane sat. Welcome, Jane. We've been expecting you. You might tell me what the hell is going on. Not at all. First off, I just want to say, I'm sorry for the loss of your parents.

40:13I know how much you love them.

40:18They were my parents. I did love them. Thank you for the condolences. I take it you heard the LAPD has been having a... Albeit difficult time pursuing your parents' assailant, Jeffrey Woods. Jeff the killer? Exactly. We also got in touch with the FBI, U.S. Department of Justice, and the U.S. Marshals, and they're going to see to it that Jeff is stopped once and for all. This is also a 15-year-old burn victim. the U.S. Department of Justice. They said Delta. They said Delta Force. We have Green Berets and Delta Force on the way to kidnap and capture the 15-year-old burn victim child. They're deploying Tier 1 operators to stop a homeless kid with a knife.

41:08But what does that have to do with me? Well, after receiving word of your blood transfer or biomedics, it is apparent that you are the perfect blood type. Perfect blood time. Blood time. It is apparent that you are the perfect blood time and maybe the key to stopping Jeffrey Woods. So, let me get this straight. Shane said, trying to piece together what the agent said. Why even say, let me get this straight. Like, why even say the next part? After I gave my blood, you and these other agency guys want to use me to stop that son of a bitch Jeff? Okay, before we get to the end of this conversation, she's gonna say something like, where do I sign up?

41:50Okay. Something along those lines. I could, I, yeah. Yeah. Yes, ma 'am. All you have to do is meet with our doctors. Just meet with the doctors? Yes, ma 'am. And then I'm free to go. In due time, I promise you. Okay. Jane said hesitantly. Alright, I was wrong. I think it's still there. I still think that the bear trap is locked and ready to go. I want to take a moment to thank today's sponsor, AG1. All of those here from my channel, you know, the better one, will know that AG1 is your daily drinkable dose of multivitamins, multiminerals, pre - and probiotics, providing you with the brain, body, and gut health that you need to thrive.

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44:15I just had a horrible thought that Jeff the Killer kind of a little bit sort of looks like Gerard Wayne from the Danger Days, not Danger Days the Three Cheers album like My Chemical Romance there's a solid chance that both of them are just based just an epic early 2000s emo rock ballad that's about to happen her ice blue eye after giving her a vision test reading an eye chart etc the scan of her okay here's what i mean the scan of her pretty blue eye was stored in the computer and why would you say that guys my eyes are awesome yeah i do have pretty eyes next doctor to examine her was a cardiologist following a few brief questions such as her date of birth height weight that sort of thing jane had her blood pressure checked which was 120 over 80 that's the perfect blood pressure literally everything about her is so perfect everyone's like you're perfect you're excellent the normal blood pressure for a healthy young lady Very good Pretty cautious He checked her heartbeat and asked This is literally just like wow she's perfect Wow just it's a cool descriptor Of how good she is Wow 1 % body fat That's extremely impressive That's like a holocaust But it works on you This is pretty awesome He checked her heartbeat And as they were to breathe when using a stethoscope, the cardiologist wrote down everything.

45:57Next, a general practitioner was to examine Jane, checking her eyes, ears, throat, testing her reflexes, you name it. Jane passed with flying colors. Jane thought that she was going to leave this building with no problem and be on her way. But when she was led down a hallway by two guards, she noticed in one of the rooms, stretchers lined up with blankets covering the bodies. a total of 25 people all young women dead what was going on here she started to get freaked out at the sight of the lifeless women who haven't been disposed of and anxiously asked where the guards were taking her they refused to answer so out of instinct she began to assault the guards what

46:42incapacitating one of them dude she's a boss bitch kiyo her fighting skills she learned from Mary's father Sheriff Nick what? Sheriff Nick who is a yeah who's a karate he's also the karate structure in town character well known karate Sheriff Nick right really paid off and she and this like this young girl can use like the karate she's learned to take down guards at like a federal facility yeah yeah in the midst of the brutal mailing jane was tackled and sedated by one of the doctors her world began to blur and fade black where am i jane asked coming to she was trapped she was strapped to a chair similar to what you'd see in a dentist's office right yeah i like how the reader's like you've seen dentist offices everyone's been the dentist it's like that you've been to the dentist around her the room looked like an operating theater bathed in a bright white light which gave the room a clean appearance jane couldn't see anybody because all that was in the room with her facing towards her was a two-way mirror she felt something on her forehead that was similar to a headband but saw electrodes and wires running away from her her hands and feet were secured in place no matter how hard she tried she couldn't break free a few seconds later she heard an unknown female voice in the intercom it must have been that of an agent researcher or scientist you know the things that that's probably what it was it's probably one of them down here in this lab miss richardson Can you hear me?

48:32Voice asked almost sympathetically. Who's there? It's me, Dr. Beth Williams from Biomedics. I didn't want you to have to find this out the hard way, but some of these agents and government officials tell me you have a very healthy blood type. And from what I could gather, they were correct. If you were wondering, it was me who sedated you.

48:59I did not drag you into that room which you are in, dear. I can assure you, I will be standing by the monitor to monitor your vitals through this process. What are you talking about? Jane? Agent Markle said. We brought you here because you are the perfect blood type. And also the candidate for the following experiment that's been funded by the U.S. government. totaling in$6.9 million. Just throwing out big numbers. The U.S. government who did pay this exact number for the experiment, Jane. $6.9 million. We have received word from the LAPD that they had trouble in capturing the suspect responsible for the death of your parents, Bruce and Paula.

49:47And we, along with the FBI, the Department of Justice, and the U.S. Marshals agreed to help in the capture of Jeffrey Woods. If you haven't noticed, there is an intravenous needle in your arm. One of the scientists will be bringing the serum to replace with your blood. The serum is classified, but it will ultimately help you in getting revenge on the one who took your parents' life. It's literally Wolverine. She's going to have metal claws by the end of the story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's like, shoot! How did they get Wolverine? It's like, oh, you can kill your brother. You can kill Creed.

50:28You know, unpopular opinion. But as a kid, I loved that movie. To the degree that now I'm still like, it's fun. X-Men Origins Wolverine. I don't think I've seen it. That's the one where he goes, it's that one. Oh. Just then, a scientist and doctor came into the room, prepping Jane. The scientist came in with the liquid hate. Crazy name. Government funded. Oh, government funded. 6.9 million dollars. $6.9 million for Delta to kill. Also, I just want to say for a government experiment lab is an insignificant amount of money. Yes, of course. But to a child. Can you even imagine that? $6.9 million.

51:03That's like forever money. And it's funding a whole facility with 300 people in it. That's like Tony Stark money. Wow. Yeah. Talking about a never - It's like a leprechaun at the end of the rainbow. It's also funny how this is all to stop Jeff the Killer, the kid that says go to sleep. 15-year-old burn victim, homeless. He has stabbed two people. You know the Jeff the Killer image, like the smile? The CIA goes to the Oval Office, they're like, Mr. President, we have a threat. Slides it across the table. Is it Obama? Or is it Osama?

51:42I was doing an Obama voice Is it Osama It's far worse It's a 15 year old burn victim who's killed two people Gentlemen Whatever you need Start the drones Just tear LA apart We need to nuke LA The container was It's like the president from Independence Day the container was a gallon and a quarter with a biohazard symbol on it a gallon and a quarter you're gonna put into her well i think they're switching her blood or something with bleach i'm blind i'm blind i'm blind how much blood's in the body four quarts isn't that right i don't fucking know the light from overhead casted in the liquid giving off a pretty glowing purple the doctor who came in was there to make sure everything was ready and to monitor jane's safety he assured her she had nothing to be afraid of and that she was going to be okay afterwards this made jane feel somewhat better part of her was scared to death yeah everything's going to be fine it's a giant biohazard container with purple liquid i like like oh pretty it's got a big skull and crossbones on it like a death also she has walked past 25 dead bodies.

53:05Yeah, what is that about? Okay. They just let her see those walking by. He said, I'm gonna be fine. So I feel this is this woman has the best mind. Like you walk out like you could like she buried alive. You're gonna be great. Okay, cool. She's lacing there perfectly still. Oh, thank God.

53:24Also, I want to clarify it's four it's four to five courts not no four to five leaders, not courts four to five courts would be like the bottom leaders leaders is what i meant to say you're going to be okay this made jane feel somewhat better part of her was scared to death by the other half of her showed no fear and she was ready the doctor put the intravenous tube into jane's arm the one tube ran into a container that would collect jane's blood and shipped to the american red cross for patients who had the same blood type as jane see what i mean it's just like hey this is where blood goes so you know Wait, is this implying that the secret lab that's taking out her blood to put new chemicals in it are like, well, we should probably donate them.

54:12Yes. Yeah. Because they're good guys. Yeah. Yeah. The perfect blood type. We should give it to the Red Cross. Well, people would probably need this. The Red Cross would do a good job with this. This will save lives. We had the same blood type as Jane and to receive a healthy blood transfusion.

54:28The other tube was attached to the container holding the liquid paint. What was it called? So in a way, this was just...

54:42So in a way, this was just like an embalming fluid prep setup, but with an experimental liquid.

54:56You know. You know. That's all it's like. There was somewhere else in the story that, what was it? You know, a dentist's office. Yeah. It's like that chair. No, come on. It's describing that whole. They're removing all my blood. Like a dead body. They're going to take out all her blood and donate it to the American Red Cross for healthy blood transfusion. They're going to put me in a pretty chest and do my makeup and put me in a coffin. And then they're going to fill you with liquid hate. So kind of like an embalming process. Think I got embalmed. But with an experimental liquid. Despite being reassured by medical personnel That she had nothing to be scared of A single tear ran down her face You're getting re-embalmed You have nothing to be afraid of, Jane We are going to take all of the blood Out of your body And fill it with that thing Your blood's going to Red Cross You have nothing to fear Oh, man The process began is this one by the original jane the killer author because i'm not as familiar with jane is this like a is this like canon this is supposedly canon so all the other ones are based off this narrative okay process began the voices that jane heard the scientists the government officials fbi cia agents u.s marshals why do we have to keep repeating this list every time because it's cool hunter okay all these people i forgot okay that's what we're there It's$6.9 million.

56:26$6.9 million. Began to sound distant. If something were to happen to her, she would see her deceased parents. On the other side of the two-way mirror, doctors were monitoring Jane's vitals, her heart and brainwaves, etc. Her heart was beating at a steady pace, showing the EKG beeping. The readings of the EEG showing normal brain activity. Jane saw her blood being drained slowly. this didn't bother her at first but as it began to increase she felt very weak and drowsy almost like she was being smothered by an unknown person with an ether soaked rag and in the next few minutes jane's surroundings began to disappear first into a state of unconsciousness and weakness from loss of blood in her body then dead the heart monitor in the other room flatlined the eeg went flat for that moment jane was clinically dead jane i remember there was something with jane that like she has completely black eyes yes like pale white skin yeah so it's probably like the effects of dying or whatever she's gonna turn into a superhero yeah very soon exactly yes jane felt a gentle familiar hand on her face caressing her it was her mother paula she opened her eyes and despite being deceased for a few minutes she was still in her room she was still in the room her father bruce was there as well mom don't be afraid janey mommy's here Paula cooed sweetly.

57:50She saw Jane's eyes welling up with tears and held her daughter in her arms, tightly comforting her. Dad? Bruce gave Jane a kiss on her head as he joined in to hold his child as well. Jane was weeping as she was glad to see her parents. You're going to be okay, kiddo. You're going to be just fine. Bruce said softly, calming his daughter down. He was in full military dress, his metal shining in the light of the room Jane was in. His uniform was crisply pressed. His hair short, shiny, and brushed back, almost as if he was going to attend a military ball. What's going on? Well, since those doctors emptied her body, you went out like a light.

58:31But me and daddy are going to stay here until you come alive, honey. Paula said in her soft-spoken voice, her words soothing Jane's heart. One thing I can never stand about IV needles is when someone can't find a vein to put it in. That happened to me when I was a little kid and I suffered sepsis.

58:50i got ringworm and then i got full-blown aids it's whatever read the next and i felt like freaking swiss cheese

59:03that old hag couldn't put the needle in right you should know that having experience as a doctor and a phd doesn't come with vision Bruce said Smiling laughing This made Jane smile and giggle She laughed with her daddy She knew for the longest time that her daddy Was very silly

59:30My daddy's real silly My dad's real silly He's like a stupid bitch can't find a vein And she's like Hey silly daddy

59:43That's what I was a stupid bitch gave me sepsis and I got ringworm and everyone called me lizard foot the rest of the year Like Dad you're silly that's a funny story daddy She knew that For the longest time that her daddy was very silly It made her laugh without even trying It was still a goofball in the afterlife That's also what Paula loved about her husband. Jane's parents stayed with her until the liquid hate was administered. Your father couldn't stand needles being poked into him at all, honey. Your father couldn't stand needles being poked into him at all, honey. But getting like an allergy shot or a vaccine, that didn't bother him.

1:00:26It was an intravenous needle that got on his nerves. Even when he was little, he fainted at the sight of Big Needle. Hey, that thing was big I know I'm gonna feel sore and stiff when I get up Considering the chair you're in I wouldn't be surprised, honey I think tonight you should take a nice hot bath with some Epsom salt Bruce said, Chris and Jane's hair Good idea You just remember one thing My little Janey baby If you ever need me or daddy It would be right here Paula said pointing at Jane's heart. She has congestive heart failure. Oh, oh, Janey. And we will come, and we will come living your dream, sweetheart.

1:01:15God, how are you? Don't, Dad. I'll be a memory in your head. We are so proud of you. Jessie's, she's made pomegranate syrup. That's all she did. That's the thing, Connor. They're just special. Every one of these stories, the OC is just special. We are so proud of you. Jesse's lucky to have such a sweet sister. We will always be watching over you. Paula said sweetly. We love you, Jane. Bruce said. Oh, the purple stuff is about finished. Paula said point of the liquid hate that was halfway empty. I love you, Mommy. I love you, Daddy. Jane said. Giving her parents a hug before they return to heaven.

1:01:56We love you.

1:02:01Bye, mama. Bye, dada. Up to the clouds. We love you, too, Janie. I like the implication that Jane the Killer knows Jesus and is a Christian. I like the same. It's like a devout. We love you, too, Janie. I also like the implication that Christianity exists in Jeff the Killer universe. We love you, too, Janie. We love you. Call her reply, giving her daughter one final kiss goodbye. Jane slowly regained consciousness and came to. The EKG and EEG roared back to life, showing heart and brain activity. I like how they just let her die. They didn't, like, artificially pump her or anything. You're going to be fine.

1:02:48She decomposed for five minutes. Yeah, I mean, she's legally like a vegetable. Her brain will never recover. Her vitals appearing normal. as her vision adjusted she saw she was still in the operating theater when she looked down she noticed her hands were now ivory white she was pale like a corpse she screamed over the loss of her natural skin pigmentation and saw that her once bright platinum blonde hair was now cold black somehow changes your hair it does that's science she tried to break free from the restraints thinking that she would fail but somehow now increased strength ripped both of the restraints off and jerked the wires off her head she tore the leg restraints away and got up out of the chair she looked towards the two-way mirror now in a violent angry homicidal rage hollered what the hell did you do to me she's going to experience violent episodes and homicidal tendencies for the first 90 seconds we have this mapped out homicidal tendencies one of the scientists said to the group You are now full of liquid hate, Miss Richardson.

1:03:54I look like fucking POWDER! That's because your natural skin color went away, Jane.

1:04:06You stupid idiot. Hey, don't be a dumb bitch. That's what liquid hate does. Jane. Oh. Jane picked up a - Jane! Jane. Jane. Jane. Look at me, Jane. That's what happens with liquid hate. 6.9 million dollars, Jane. Blonde black, powdery white skin. Give her 60 seconds plus 30 equals 90.

1:04:50Jane picked up a chair that was in the room and threw it against the two way mirror, shattering the glass. She grabbed ahold of one of the doctors who were monitoring her vitals by the collar, slamming him against the wall with incredible strength, causing a huge dent. One of the scientists sounded an alarm for armed guards and medical personnel to restrain Jane. One pulled out a syringe, trying to aim for Jane's neck, but Jane took the needle and stabbed the doctor between the eyes and injected an air bubble into him. Two guards with automatic weapons tried to fire at Jane, but she grabbed both of their arms, causing them to fire at each other.

1:05:27One agent fired at Jane, but the bullet didn't faze her a bit. The wound automatically and quickly healed up. She's literally Wolverine. Your bones, Jane. the maid of the strongest metal. She's like in there like using her karate she learned from Sheriff. Thank you Sheriff Nick. No problem no problem. Thank you Sensei. She approached the agent who was still firing multiple shots at Jane and snapped his wrist in two. They spelled it I-N-T-O not into two snapped his wrist into one. We'll never know. showing fractured bones and blood spurting everywhere. An orderly standing in at six foot five, 300 plus pounds tackled Jane attempting to subdue her.

1:06:24But Jane had the upper hand, flipped him over on his side and snapped him neck in two.

1:06:34He snapped me neck in two.

1:06:43just as carnage continued jane took the now empty liquid hate container broke it against the ground took a sharp glass shard and stabbed to death one of the ages her clothes now stained with blood amidst the dead broken mutilated bullet riddled bodies and those who were out cold jane looked at the group who was in the room that now had no mirror and said in one ominous tone thank you for saving me. Thank you for making me what I am. I know now what I must do. I must kill Jeffrey Woods in his reign of terror forever. If he is not killed, more lives will be lost. She just killed four people. I am much stronger now.

1:07:30I am unstoppable. Unkillable. Weapons are useless against me. anyone who dares cross me, I will be the last thing they will ever see. I will kill Jeff the killer and no one can stop me. You know, I remember we got to read it at some point. It's not on the docket tonight, but there's Jane, the killer versus Jeff, the killer story. And that part about like, I will stop him reminded me there's a scene in it where the two of them are fighting and they're just like cutting each other to pieces. and then both, literally Wolverine versus Creed. And the whole time Jeff's like, we're not so different, you and I.

1:08:20In this world, only fools are heroes.

1:08:30In this world, only fools are heroes. It's so gay.

1:08:50despite of everything you've done for them eventually they will hate you

1:09:11your hatred

1:09:16after 90 seconds the allotted time has been mentioned by the now dead doctor Jane's homicidal tendency ceased and she was acting normal again the same doctors who were examining her wanted to do x-rays MRI scans and the final examination on her Jane stood naked as the day she was born as physicians didn't see any abnormal changes. No defects. She was even more beautiful despite the fact that she was pale white with black eyes. Even more beautiful. Had a rockin' bod. Her tits, her pussy and her ass were awesome. And she even had a dick on her belly. Perfect in every way. We call those a unicorn.

1:10:05Okay, Miss Richardson. I want you to read what is on the chart right here. I'm an eye doctor. E-F-P-T-O-Z-L-P-E-D-T-E-C-B-T-E-C-B-T-E-C-B-T-E-C-1-2-3-4-5-6-7. Printed by Century City Optometry, 10-2-50 Santa Monica Boulevard Suite, 170 Los Angeles, California, 9-0-0-6-7. It's one of those things where it's like, she's every way, she's perfect. Perfect in ways you couldn't imagine. The eye doctor was flabbergasted that Jane read everything down to the fine print. He took a magnifying glass and saw the address and company name at the bottom of the eye test chart. Um, wow. He said dumbfounded. So, Doc, are there any other tests today, or can I just walk out of here and be on my way?

1:10:53She's killed four people. She's killed four people, and she looks like a corpse. Yeah. Yeah. Well, are you going to give me another visual test, or just stand there and stare at me all day? You're naked. She's just completely naked. Why do you keep staring at me, Doc?

1:11:09wow um i'm just gonna stare here stand here and stare all day

1:11:19the doctor said seeing jane fully naked so i'll take that as you're free to go she's like are you gonna stand here and stare at me and he a doctor's like yeah wow

1:11:37I love it. So I'll take that as I'm free to go. He does. Yeah. Not only am I super powerful, I kill people, but I can't help it because it's part of my condition and I get revenge and I'm perfect in every way, but everybody wants me. So I'm taking that as I'm free to go. Yeah. It's insane. She's the perfect woman. Perfect and everywhere. Beauty. She's so funny. And she's only a little angry on her periods. So. So I'm taking that as. I'll take that as. I'm free to go. Doc, why don't you take a picture that lasts longer? I will. Get underneath those old 1800 cameras. You got a giant flash fan. The whole room filled with smoke.

1:12:31make a copy of that for me whenever you get a chance i will

1:12:41just like keeps going so i'm taking that yeah

1:12:51no jane took her bloodstained clothes that were in a hospital bag and walked out fully nude not caring that people are looking at her on her way home she saw clothes that were hanging out to dry on a clothesline outside a little suburban home these clothes matched her frame there were a pair of black sweatpants a sleeveless black under armor shirt and a black hoodie this i i 100 percent okay i understand my 13 year old me was like this is the most beautiful woman i've ever heard of Perfect body. Cut off black under armor. Not too buff, but just buff enough. Could kill me in an instant, but very feminine.

1:13:40But could tear me in half. Sleek, but also dangerous. Could throw me through the ceiling. 90 seconds of pure chaos. Like just a pale Rhea Ripley. Now you got me. now you got me you get it you see where i'm at you get what i'm talking about they all smelled sweet as she pulled them off the clothesline and got dressed in broad daylight the only article of clothing that weren't bloodstained were her black sketchers sneakers she slipped on her socks and shoes and called jesse and told her she was okay jesse waited back at home for her sister to return also mary was waiting because we need to put her into the story jesse immediately ran into her big sister's arms gasping emotionally giving her a big hug Mary hugged both Jesse and Jane and gave her honey bunny a kiss on the lips baby I'm so glad you're okay I was so worried she's literally a corpse she left a blonde with blue eyes and she came back corpse and they're like so good you're okay

1:14:49he said emotionally glad that Jane was alright I knew you'd come back Jesse said through tears of joy of course I did Jane replied giving her little sister a hug still emotional Jeff has some competition so as many other criminals out there don't go to sleep you won't wake up Jane the killer is coming for you

1:15:19these you know what this is That came from such a place of purity. This is infinitely worse than Jeff the Killer, by the way. Oh, yeah. Dude, it's a fanfic of an OC tied to Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer was the OG. This is the fanfic. Jeff the Killer was the blueprint. Yeah. This was a fan who's like, I bet I can be as good as Jeff the Killer. Were these popular? Oh, dude. Most of what you would read online. Not No Sleep. No Sleep was different because it had to be perspective. But if you want to like creepypasta.com or any like forum, this was the bulk of them. Was it people legitimately liking it?

1:15:59Like being like, that was badass. Some. So Jane the Killer picked up stuff. Most of them were like two paragraphs. It was like, there was a guy named Elijah, because the writer's name is Elijah. There was a guy named Elijah who found a secret sword that made him cool. And Jeff the Killer killed his whole family. Now he's alone and he hunched Jeff to kill him. this that and that'd be like the whole story this is like wow like like you added characters how names did you conjure the creativity yeah to finish this that's why everyone started talking about your and obviously it was it was a chick so like like the fan art david foster waldis socrates and whoever the fuck wrote jane the killer we've made a actually we do know right we've got the name is the name there do we know the person who made jane the killer is fear of the black wolf fear of the black wolf hope you're doing well hold up the story confirmed by fear of the black wolf or mr angry dog is the real actual story of jane the killer the other story who has jane's last name as arkansas is a fan made and plagiarized version that only became more popular or known than the original yeah so it's like oh so the real one wasn't as popular as the other one yeah yes that's what it sounds like it sounds like according to creepypasta.com well according to fandom.com creepypasta category so it would say but according to them this is the original and then the ripoff you know the ripoff which did get more traction yes that's i've never heard the born from science one i don't think but i do remember there being a bunch of like different Jane the Killer stories, but I don't remember that specific the born from science thing.

1:17:45But she had liquid hate. She had perfect blood. She had perfect blood. Well, honestly, I don't know if the ripoff of trading on the good name of Jane the Killer. I don't know if it was any better. Hey, what the hell? Hey, you can't go messing with this. This is the original text. Guys, thank you so much for watching today. That killed me. Can we read, even if it's for Patreon, on can we at some point read jane versus jeff

1:18:17please let me have this

1:18:22just i think you're different you and i

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1:19:03You think this is a game? I remember this one. I'm leaving.

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