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40:25She laughed a bit asking if it was a joke. I shook my head and explained that it wasn't. She didn't believe me. Nobody did. I decided that the only way to prove it to her Was to show her the video I borrowed my neighbor's VHS and played the video for her However, the images had changed I saw a clown His nose burst in and sprained blood onto the screen I saw a woman alone in a dark room I saw a man being forced to Pick up white hot metal and hold it in his outstretched hand Turning his hand to a leathery mess I didn't think that he was doing like the Tom and Jerry scream too Ah! Whatever yeah i saw a cat being chased by a mouse getting his toe stubbed and it swolled up really big an anvil suddenly materialized and fell on the cat who became flat as a pancake he then stood up but he could still see through his flat body waddling off the scratching i heard as a child continued picking up getting louder and louder then rap rat showed up and began twisting and convulsing its arms thrusting this way and that the costume wasn't a costume anymore the felt was real fur he's like rap rat's having a seizure yeah have him buy this wallet so its face wasn't plastic but instead a bristle of thorns with teeth the eyes turned inwards and suddenly popped out again rap rat's huge fish eyes were inside out staring right at me watching my every move my every expression It grinned widely and gestured at my girlfriend with a single outstretched inhuman hand.

41:59I could hear the faint of scratching at my front door. The TV went black and showed static. The scratching got louder. It wasn't scratching anymore, but thumping. The thumping of tiny feet on wood. My girlfriend embraced me in fear, and my senses kicked in. Before anything else happened, I stopped the video, ejected it, and unplugged the VHS. The scratching stopped. when I looked out the living room window nothing was there the police showed up soon after warning us that a neighbor had seen a figure outside our door and had called in concern my girlfriend and I simply couldn't explain what had happened and had to tell the police officer that it was us I was furious that a children's game was terrifying me I went to pick up the tape but the VHS burned my hand felt like I touched a Bunsen burner on the highest setting you can just say a stove a Bunsen burner on the absolute highest setting that GE would allow the manufacturer to do.

42:57We had to get the oven mitts from the kitchen in order to take it out. And even then it was scorching hot. I brought it outside, tossed it down on the sidewalk and crushed it with my winter boots. Afterwards, my girlfriend and I had bad dreams every night. We would both wake up in the middle of the night and describe eerily similar images that we saw in our sleep. The scratching would always be there. When lights were off and the room was pitch black, save for the moonlight coming in through the window. Now, though, it would happen every time I went near the front door and every time we said Rap Rat's name.

43:28It sounded as if something very small was dragging something across the ground outside of the door, pacing, waiting. Was dragging something very small? Is Rap Rat the size of a rat? Yes. He has cheese. He's dragging cheese around. Is he? I guess. Or bloody cheese.

43:51I would simply weight myself With the covers pulled up to my neck Until I succumbed to exhaustion At this point I was determined to sue the company For damages The first thing I did was call my mother and ask where she got Rap Rat She had no idea I found a merchant who sold versions of Rap Rat And asked how I could get in touch with the company He sent me this email I don't know about the game But I know it was created by the same people who created Nightmare The company is called A Couple of Cowboys try them. I did a bit more research and discovered that the company became defunct in 1994, only two years after they created Rap Rap.

44:26I discovered why soon after. In 1992, the year of the game's development, a couple of cowboys commissioned a manufacturing company in Haiti to create the doll portrayed in the game. It's gonna be voodoo. It's gonna be like, it's gonna be witchcraft. The company who created the puppet ran a sweatshop where they forced women and children to produce various components of the puppet, including the felt and plastic of the doll. I love the idea of just like an upstart, a company called A Couple of Cowboys. It's like, we'll get the slaves in Haiti to make the statues. I want your gnarliest, most rambunctious slave trade sweatshop to make said puppet for our silly video game.

45:08Yeah, what's the game called? Rat Rap.

45:18if you could have all right i should stop if i keep doing the voice it's gonna go to a bad place because the character is a bad bad man one day a young haitian girl got her arm caught in the industrial sewing machine the spring loader unable to handle the weight on the machine came loose and struck the child's neck killing her instantly just want to say outside of a possessed game called rap rat rap that's got to happen multiple times a day oh yeah you've seen the live league stuff right people just post on twitter a video of like someone dying in an industrial press really it's like well i guess what i'm saying is i don't think that rat rap has anything to do with that death well it's going to be they were making the rap rat no no i'm just saying that i wouldn't i wouldn't say it's on the curse in in the real world in this case it obviously is but still right right a few days after the funeral the mother of the child came to the factory demanding to see the owner who denied that he had anything to do with it and if it ever aged the mother said that the blood from the innocent would seep into every crevice of the doll every component with which it was created and that all who touched it would die she claimed to have summoned a fear demon and screamed at the top of her lugs Apparat will curse you!

46:34Rap rat. Rap rat. It's the demon's name. I see. Yeah, the, uh, yeah, Apparat will curse you, and I like how these Dallas cowboys, these oil barons, like,

46:47you stupid bitch. Put the rat on the videotape. Yeah, put him on the videotape. We're gonna make millions off this. Yeah, we're the producers of Nightmare. Used to give a cowboy. I also love just slandering an actual company. Is this an actual company? Look up a couple. Well, the game nightmare is real. So you have a couple of Cowboys are the ones who did it. Cause that's so funny if it's just like, oh, they hired slaves in Haiti and it's real people at a company. A couple of Cowboys is the Australian interactive media and game production company. That's awesome. I do. I do like how they're just like, some kid was just like, what is this from?

47:21Yeah. So they did slave trade. I do think the guy like Australia, But the Australian guys and a couple of cowboys were like, dude, what the fuck are you talking about? It's like, we made this in my mom's bedroom. Yeah, it's literally just two guys making a game company. It's like Haitian slaves. The first thing that comes up for me is Board Game Geek, which is a legitimate board game. I love it. I love a kid just care to the wind. Exactly. Well, that's the beautiful thing about children is they don't really know the real weight of anything. Yeah. So, yeah, they're just like, it's a sweatshop. Yeah.

47:56And the people are like, this is, it would be so funny if the cowboy company, whatever, if they sued the child. Also, he's Canadian cowboy. Do you think he just chose him because the cowboy was in the name? The author's name is Canadian cowboy. No, I think, I think that his dad, this author's dad showed him the old VHS game and he's like, that's so scary. So he just took all this real stuff and then just incorporated that. Okay. The owner simply laughed and told his corporate bosses about Apparat. They spread the joke from person to person, and the game was renamed Rap Rat. Again, the idea of this actual company, and he's just saying that they're like, the mother of this slave child who died in our factory started talking about some Haitian demon.

48:45We should name the rat from our game after that. What was the company called again? Cowboy what? A couple of cowboys. So it looks like they did make Nightmare. Nightmare is a game. Yeah. And, yeah, it says Nightmare is a popular interactive core video board game. And it was released in 1991 by a couple of cowboys and J.W. Spear and Sons as part of the atmosphere series. He's saying basically the founders, Brett Clements and Philip Tanner, Brett Clements and Philip Tanner were laughing at the face of a mom who was just like, The blood is on your hands! and they're just like oh we're gonna call rap rap you hear that apparatus do your words and i want brett clements and philip tanner just to speak to this is this real there's not it is their silence speaks volumes well that's true now we're gonna get yeah yeah the kid never i didn't write it yeah but the kid didn't put the full name of the guys well that's public information what's their address go ahead read that out to two foot no a loose anagram of apparat each recitation of the name apparat brought with it greater and greater curse only two years after rap rat was created the company was shut down and the owners hired by mattel there were stories of the workers begging for days off skipping for weeks and weeks and finding the puppet in strange places there were also stories of suicides of course all creepypasta gotta get it grim violent deaths in which the workers would stab their hands and set themselves on fire writing i am fear on the nearest surface in blood i need you fired up about that hunter that's your that's your candle i know you i know you're trying to dox the creators of the series right now i was trying i was trying to i was trying to find a yeah sorry it looks like they disbanded two years after making uh rap rat four years after rap rap game so after rap rat yeah um yeah so people get possessed and they kill themselves and write I am fear and blood and set themselves on fire.

50:53It's pretty cool. Pretty cool. Nobody knows where the rap rat doll went after the original creators disappeared. Some say that the last things the victim saw before going insane were large sunken fish like eyes. Oh dear God. Yes. Words of warning. Never. Number one. Ever. Number one. Say apparate out loud. Oh shit. Saying a demon's need out loud is an invitation to them. a calling. If you've already done this, it cannot be undone. Sorry, Isaiah. You said it too. We're in this... Number two, do not try to speak or contact Apparap. I want to give him a piece of my mind. Number three, avoid being awake between 3.30 and 4 a.m.

51:39when Rap Red is most likely to try to scare you. I love that. It's like, don't say the name, don't talk to him. Also, don't be awake during these times. Also, be really sure to drink warm milk and get lots of sleep during that time they would they would do this all the time they would give like a specific time that you couldn't be awake or do stuff because if a kid's ever awake because then they're gonna during your friend's party you're gonna if it's like you're hanging with your buddies you're gonna read it at that time to this day i remember there's a creepypasta that was like i don't even remember what creepypasta was but it was like do not turn on any electronics at 4 44 a.m because that's like the witch and iron like if you turn on something you're opening the gateway and stuff oh and if you do it if it's like if it's like if i'm late at night early morning working on something and it's 4 44 i'm like do you actually wait a minute no i do i do it but it's never left my mind i think i think when it hits you when you're younger i think it's hard to escape i think well it's just it's like it's like an ocd thing almost at this point where it's like well i can't do it right now because it's 4 44 and the vhs is back i thought i stomped on it smashed it to kingdom come but it's back i found it in my sock drawer yesterday this time i was ready a whole bunch of people have been contacting me trying to get the tape or some sort of video from the board game my answer to you is that it's just too dangerous if i did that it could very well drive you insane scare you to death the video and the game and rap rat itself have some sort of strange power rap rap follows me everywhere i go i see little shadows in the corner of my eye or hear sounds coming down the hallway when i'm the only one home if rap rat is there it will let you know but it will never let you see it until it's too late of course i like how you're not only saying the names but showing their faces.

53:25These are the slave traders. These are the faces of the people previously. These are the sweat truck. These are the, I quote, these are slave answer for your crimes. Answer for your crimes. I did say that a couple of cowboys. I think you're probably cool dudes. Well, he's the only documents I have in front of me are the Haiti sweatshop. As a matter of fact, he's the one who presses upload on the, also you laughed like a paid actor. Also, you laughed about a child's death in front of its mother. Haitian mother okay it's for the Haitian mother yeah so I'm more so like you can also think of me as like a like a news anchor right you don't sue the anchor for what's said on the broadcast kind of thing he's the station he's the network you want so I love how the modern day thing is to not the not say rat rat but just invoking the names of the two couple of cowboys uh founders yeah actually it's you know it's scary a lawsuit you get cursed faster through a couple cowboys coming after you.

54:22Oh yeah. Once you find out about their shady past in Haiti. Again, there he is with the full names and descriptors. It's public information. That's crazy. That's crazy. I would never say that about you two. A lot of people have been watching the normal video from the normal board game. That's the thing. Rap Rat can be normal. It will trick you into thinking it's just a puppet and then stalk you day and night. That is Rap Rat. Which I love this. May 11th, 2021. Some username named Orange Scissors says this was the only pasta that actually scared me. What a time to be alive, dude. I just think it was a simpler time.

55:00And I want to say this, this story legitimately brought me a lot of joy because it made me forget, or it made me remember a thing that I forgot back in the day, which I had a... Get ready. Brad and he's ready to play the first of his games. If you're ready, get steady. There's a board game that you play with a video. Yeah, so people have done the whole spiel with it all. Here we go.

55:31Asian slay factories. A couple of cowboys, step forward and please answer for your crimes. Better watch out, man. I was going to say, this made me think about, I did have a VHS game that I played when I was younger with my grandpa called the VCR quarterback game, and it was fucking awesome. It's like an NFL little board game that you got. Oh, I've seen it. So shout out to the VCR quarterback game. Shit was tight back in the day. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I never knew this. Rap Rat was an actual game released in 1992. By? That couple of Cowboys. This kid straight up made all of this about an actual tabletop game.

56:10What if he's right? What if he's right? What if he's telling the truth? Can we play Rap Rat? We should definitely play Rap Rat. Can we get a copy of Rap Rat and play it? Is it a coincidence that they shut down four years after their inception? Or actually four years after making that one game? Not at all. This is the board game. And that video I was showing, I thought that was like a fan project. That is the actual VHS that's like connected to the VHS game. That's crazy. Yeah, it's a board game with a VHS player. I didn't know that either. I've known this story for over a decade, and I never knew that.

56:42That's crazy. I am on eBay, and I do not see a copy of it. We'll have to find it online. There's probably one online to find it. Dude, we got to play it. All right. So that was Rap Rat. This is leading us all, though, to – and it's gotten – you know, Rap Rat was interesting. It did unveil horrible things happening in Australia and Haiti. That was very important. And I think that we're going to go up next to Jeff the Killer versus Slenderman. And before we even go into this, Isaiah, which also – these were all in the same time period, by the way, 2012 and 2013. The hot zone. This one is here. I want to ask you a question.

57:15Yeah. In a fight, who wins? jeff the killer or slender man uh slender man slender man's like an eldritch ancient entity jeff the killer is a kid who has a facial scar oh jeff the killer i think would i'm gonna bat for jeff the killer here jeff the killer is living off of rage and being an outcast yeah he's a slender man just fucking stands there dude he is a dude okay Okay? I don't think, I don't think a Slender man could take the burning like Jeff did. jeff was burnt almost alive slender man is like a like a timeless cryptid thing still dies dies dies to jeff the killer i'm gonna adapt the magic the gathering meme dies to doomsbelade whatever jeff the killer dies to jeff the killer is gonna be my new thing for that it can't be that good because he dies to jeff the killer there's also the jeff the killer versus slender man epic rap battle is it good um well actually um fight marker made it and he's actually pretty self-aware and like makes funny jokes and stuff so it's probably funny who fight marker he's the youtuber that made the rap battle oh i know i know that one's funny you i know that there are usually it's like jokes or yeah well sometimes sometimes people take it too seriously oh wow yeah but i mean i'm sure that that one's funny is this and and i say this in a way that is me almost trying to will it into existence is this going to be sexual fan fiction no there may be some like some like panted breaths there was a lot of just up against the wall kind of slender man's fan fiction though wasn't there oh yeah absolutely i'm disappointed that you have not brought that up to me and i'm disappointed that no i brought it up to you multiple times no no that i'm saying that we've read it or like you've brought it to to the table to be like let's read this the number of times that you have wanted to read actual smut is alarming i legitimately think a funny and it would be horrific would be if we did a smut talk can you imagine how uncomfortable i would be during that i think we'd be pretty i'd see but it would be one of the scariest recordings I couldn't read it I can't sit there and be like he Beep his beep I'm sure you would Actually it'd be very funny actually having all that Trying to hear you Do a little Texas 2 Step around all that phrasing would be pretty funny Actually it would just be like the Thing and the thing He slid his girthy member into her Hole Her orifice Yeah into her into her orifice.

59:40Yeah, make it sound like it's a xenomorph thing. Yeah, it sounds like a fucking Star Trek episode. Yeah, Gwarf. All right, you want to do Jeff the Killer vs. Slenderman? Jeff the Killer vs. Slenderman. I got to pull it up on my phone. And currently, ladies and gentlemen, you'll be happy to know that this has an 8.48 stars out of 10 from 4 ,000 votes. Okay? Yeah. Quite a bit. Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. Jeff the Killer vs. Slenderman. The dark, wet alley was slightly illuminated by Sarah's cell phone light. she shined it every few seconds to see where she was headed does it say who wrote it actually no whatever at least on the website doesn't say here maybe a blessing her eyes scanned the darkness and she shook crazy a couple cowboys what what had happened to her last night was a mystery she thought back back to the bar she just came in with some friends just a fun night out nothing could have happened or so she thought now she was trembling walking from building to building at three in the morning again she thought back that everything was a blur she past an old ratty motel and a pub.

1:00:39Sarah made her way to the outskirts of her neighborhood around a heavily wooded area. She walked. She clenching her eyes shut tight for moments at a time. She clenching her eyes shut. She clenching her eyes shut tight for moments at a time. I mean, a second draft would be a lot to expect. So I'm going to assume here, because what we have assumed so far in the past is that usually when it's in this vein, this is 100 % a teenage girl writing the story, and this is going to be something where she probably gets attacked by Slenderman and Jeff the Killer saves her. is what I'm going to go on. No, I think where it's a versus, it's going to be like a Freddy versus Jason thing, and this is the victim both of them have picked.

1:01:15So they fight. They run into each other that way. I think that it might go into a realm where he's just like, you know, like he doesn't want to save her. They pick a good one kind of thing. She was huddled into her coat for warmth as the rain covered her for what seemed like an eternity. Just as her eyelids took cover of her eyes, something shined out of the corner of her vision. She instantaneously flashed her eyes open once again, and her pupils became wide. She looked around. Nothing stood out in the blackness and rain. She spun around and continued her way back, hoping she would make it home.

1:01:47She steadied her surroundings. She remembered a shortcut that she took as a kid when playing hide-and-seek with her childhood playmates. It involved climbing through the woods. Coldwoman hesitated, but came to the decision that anything that would get her to her warm home quicker is the better way. Sarah headed toward the forest. she made her way in the first tree she laid eyes on had been marked what was on marked on the tree mystified her looked like a circle with an x inside dude i think i just fucking nailed this i'm telling you she's gonna get attacked by by slindy and then jeff is gonna come and save her and he's gonna be like it won't happen again it's like his whole thing it's like a twilight thing like what i've seen or at least that's what's been said there was like the very famous there's It's like the funny post where that one girl made where she's like the new girl at Creepypasta High School.

1:02:34And then like, it seems like girls back in the day liked the idea of... The bad boy. The bad boy who's also just like, whatever. He can't show him. He can't be... He can't show his emotions. They can fix him. Right? They can fix him. It's like Edward Cullen or whatever. It's like the vampire. That's why I was saying the Twilight thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the Twilight thing. He has to use his powers to protect her from the bad vampire. But he's just like, stay away from me. Yeah. You wouldn't want me. I'm damaged. I'm so damaged I'm broken I'm a monster My skin glistens I don't think they can really process what a burn victim Have you seen the fan drawings of Slender?

1:03:12He's hot He's buff I'm sure a lot of young girls discovered a lot of things for the first time I saw one where it was him lifting up his gray hoodie and he has like like yeah like the the v going down to his cock whatever and like abs and he's you can imagine the young uh the young girl like artists like drawing for the first time she's like what if i a little more detail what if i just yeah that's good she knew nothing of its origin or meaning so she just assumed this was some kind of gang symbol or something of the sort a gang symbol i love it i don't know what that is it's probably gangs making her way into the forest she recalled the fun times she had as a kid she thought to herself out loud i miss those times back when the world was a bah voice trailed off sarah heard the loud crack of a tree branch off in the distance behind her terrified she began running through the woods and she soon became lost she continued on anyway hoping for a way out her lack of caution quickly resulted in her leg being caught on an airline route and she fell to the ground attempting to get up cost her even more pain she twisted her ankle somebody please help me crunching of leaves became present again she attempted to stand up and run once again but her injury kept her in one place she clenched her eyes shut out of out of fear and as she opened them again a tall white man dressed in a suit stood before her she had become visually impaired to the side of this man.

1:04:48She began screaming in terror, but was soon silenced by the slender, pale man that stood before her in the dark. Four o 'clock, but once was a young boy. Now was a cold-blooded psychopath. Jeff the Killer. Had just finished, I like you getting fired up about it. Had just finished what he called his daily rounds. The slaughtering of innocent people. This was almost all that flooded Jeff's mind. He dragged his feet up the wet cement as he entered what he had called his home for years. Jeff stepped foot into a world of tragic memories, clutching two whiskey bottles in hand. Jeff had become a drunken killing machine.

1:05:27Hell yes. Writing Jeff as an alcoholic is so sick. Yeah. Oh yeah, he's also still like 14. He has the little plain bottles of liquor. Mm-hmm. Oh, fuck. I can't fucking sleep. It's like depending on the story what kind of Jeff you get because there was like uh it depends it depends on what kind of what the girl was exactly well like in jane the killer right um it's like she's perfect and beautiful or whatever but jeff killed her family now she's gonna stop him kind of thing right yeah um and like she like kills everyone in the research stuff like that i like the idea though of i love writing with no consequences a through line of just being like by the way jeff is an alcoholic yeah that just needs to stay i love the idea of a like you can write and you can be like yeah i killed like 40 people and like there's blood and they're dying anyway they left it's like you just who cares just like keep whatever you want to have and happens yeah no way to attach that's why i love you about the whole thing of like jeff just got done murdering a bunch of fucking innocent people yeah it's like there's no you don't really you're not even thinking about that you could say he you could say he killed all of england who cares yeah he killed a bunch of screaming children there crying and it was totally fucking pathetic and lame yeah yeah and he drinks all the time and he's fucking drunk he smokes cigarettes and he picks me up from school i mean he picks people up from school his brain was filled with the scent of murder one thought that did cross his psychotic mine had been there since day one as the rain hit the weary house jeff began to recall the night in which he slaughtered his entire family he chuckled at the thought if it wasn't for his insanity he may have thought about regret remorse for taking the lives of the people he once loved but that wasn't possible at this point jeff was out for one thing and one thing only death 506 in the morning he took another swig at his alcohol wait so she's been sitting there they've been just been like looking at him for an hour and six minutes was four in the morning when this first started now it's five oh six what the fuck am i sitting here for i think what they try to do is they try to go back and be like oh walking up to the woods jeff was drunk and walking around now back to present yeah yeah oh yeah it's not even that time yet because he's still not there yet yeah yeah yeah what in the fuck am i sitting here for jeff buzzed as he got up to make it can you do like a sexy tumblr guy voice what the fuck am i sitting here for as he got up to make his way into the night, he swerved a bit and took another chug at his whiskey.

1:08:03The alcohol hit his warm, bloody lips, and he felt an odd sensation. A sudden urge had hit him. He stood in the room, gazing out at the forest beyond the house. Jeff checked his pockets. Cigarettes. A lighter. And, of course, his knife.

1:08:24Yes! There's a little bit of blood going to my penis. making me slightly chubbed up. Jeff? Well, they did. It's hints of that, though, because there's hints of that because it's on the urge to hit him. On the urge to hit him, gaze to the four. But yeah, the alcohol hit his warm, bloody lips. I mean, like that within itself is a little nod. I mean, yeah. Yeah, I mean, there's like, there's obviously like it's sexy, but it's never about. It's never. It'll never. It'll never go that far. Yeah, but it's sexy. I'm sure there are some. Sexy not horny. There's 100 % some very graphic sexual stuff. You know how many I accidentally stumbled across back when I was looking?

1:09:05Yeah. Practice that flag fold in your room. Do it like listening to narrators. Listen to narrators online like this. Practicing that flag fold. Practicing the flag fold. What a crazy. So disrespectful. If that wasn't so clever, I'd be mad about it. One second. If that wasn't so funny, I'd be mad. What's that? Don't come in here! Don't come in here! Jeff knew that something wasn't right. The feeling he got was a mix of the urge to kill again and something far different than what he had ever felt before. He stormed out of his home into the cold, wet night. Jeff was now in a dark street, his only light source being a lamp illuminating the road.

1:09:47The rain, still pouring, hit Jeff's back. He started to move in the direction of the forest. He struggled a bit. His alcohol consumption that night had been extremely high. The killer approached the desolate forest. Before he entered, he took a quick glare to his left. Jeff was not far from a cemetery. He trembled towards it. A thought blew into his mind, almost like the wind on a breezy afternoon. The last piece of his family was only feet away, and it beckoned him. He moved his feet away from the forest and towards the graveyard. Slowly, Jeff walked, yet he tripped a few times, spanning the short distance.

1:10:22He approached a grave. Jeff graced it with the rotten odor of death, his jacket being covered in the blood and remains of his victims. Jeff simply gazed at the cold slab of granite. His vision was too distorted to make out any sort of words. Because of this, he stood and stared. Jeff's insides began to feel uneasy, and his throat became dry. Same feeling from just minutes before. Jeff stumbled back to the forest. While trembling towards the woodlands, his eyes wandered to a tree a few feet farther out than the others. what looked like a small grayish piece of paper could be seen hanging by a nail his eyes blurry he was unable to read it of course it's one of the slender pages yeah he took no attempt either and crept into the darkness slowly almost as if he recognized this place as if it were his true home squeezing his two bottles of whiskey he studied the forest in a drunken haze jeff admired the darkness it reminded him of a black hallway one where the murderer could easily slashed the necks of his victims without being seen.

1:11:23As he continued walking, Jeff became, in a way, infatuated. The empty blackness swirled around him, muttering to himself an unrecognizable gibberish. He continued to trot. Something felt a bit odd. The crunching of leaves seemed too loud to account for only one person. Jeff felt as if something was lurking beyond his line of sight. Who's there? An abundance of noise could be heard. But nothing out of the ordinary. The chirps of crickets grew louder as Jeff studied his surroundings. Come on, chicken. I don't really like games. And not hide and seek at all. As Jeff announced this, a quick rustling from a nearby bush could be heard.

1:12:05He slashed at it before the sound could come to a silence on its own. Jeff then saw what was hidden out of sight the entire time. Damn rats. You're just some good-for-nothing pest. Jeff proclaimed as a rodent scurried from the leaves. After he had seen what hit in the bush, he continued his midnight stroll. The rain crashing against his back came to a slow stop. His vision was becoming very blurry, and a loud noise was growing within his head. What could be heard was just a figment of Jeff's insane imagination, for the woods were completely silent. He tampered around, dragging his feet and cursing at the almost unbearable noise.

1:12:46Nothing like it had pierced his ears with such discontent before. The noise that drowned Jeff slowly became absent. From the pain, Jeff fell to a tree. Both bottles that were once clenched into his hands fell to the ground. One crashed against the bark and shattered everywhere. The crack of glass had viciously dragged Jeff back into consciousness. As his eyes readjusted to the darkness once more, the blurriness was magnified as Jeff saw a white, oval-like object hovering above him. His eyes quickly focused from shock. but what had been in front of him a few seconds ago was nowhere to be found.

1:13:20What the fuck was that? Jeff chuckled at his own remark, his mind playing tricks on him. Now I know that ain't no damn rat. He hastily came to the conclusion that something had to be lurking in the darkness, following him from a distance. That's it. I'm done playing games. Where the fuck are you, you bastard? Jeff screamed at the top of his lungs in hope of some kind of response. he was answered abruptly as he started to walk again felt the slightest tingle on his neck that's not the damn air fucker get the hell out of the bushes before I decide to fuck you up Jeff felt wild at this point nothing about this place was right but why is he even trying to reason didn't he just like get done murdering people earlier why would he not just go in there because he's because like whatever it is almost made him pass out he knows it's not just a person I thought it was him being drunk was that not it oh so he saw the man tried using his powers on him but he was like yeah yeah exactly yeah so he knows it's something supernatural exactly you got it come out here motherfucker yes so what's dying tonight the uh so i think earlier because i thought the way it read is sarah fell in the woods and then jeff was standing over her because it's hard cut to jeff but no i think it was slender and then it cut back to jeff that's what it was yeah this moment yeah Jeff felt wild at this point.

1:14:43Nothing about this place was right, but he was enjoying every minute of it. Swiftly, he pulled his shining blade from his coat pocket and began slashing at trees in the darkness. Come out! Come out, bitch! No hiding now! I'll cut every last chip of Barton's to slit your throat! Jeff pointed his knife towards a tall, thin tree protruding from the left of his vision, stabbed. He was astonished to see that on direct contact, the tree, or what he thought was a tree, faded away into the darkness in a matter of milliseconds. Not knowing what to do, he glanced quickly towards his right and stabbed at the black of night.

1:15:21He peered out into the wood and saw not what he had expected. What stood before the psychotic boy was an extremely tall, thin man dressed in a clean black suit. This was all that Jeff could make out of the time. the rain caused Jeff's sight to become immensely distorted Jeff's eyes had cleared again and he quickly began to observe the man he was emaciated his face pale almost pure white in color as Jeff studied the face he soon came to notice the lack of facial features on this man this thing's face was completely empty no eyes nose or mouth just a white blank head this made Jeff feel a bit uneasy and he soon broke out into a laugh.

1:16:03Although astounded, Jeff soon addressed the figure before him. You just do the lines. Me do the lines? Yeah. Hold on, I need to do a corpse husband. Uh, so you were the bastard chasing me through the woods, huh? Jeff stared at the blackness once more. You know, I don't know what the hell you are, but you kind of remind me of myself. You've got the nice white face, but all you're missing is a smile Jeff I love my job Jeff began laughing uncontrollably yet he was stopped Jeff's ears were assaulted by static and he fell to the ground he was shrouded in complete darkness as he clenched his ears for mercy the figure Jeff earlier question was now causing Jeff extreme pain

1:17:02well well the place where his eye should have been staring directly into jeff's at that point jeff snapped he broke free of the pain drew his knife once more and began slashing

1:17:27each one of his moves were futile as the man moved around in no time at all almost as if he were teleporting from place to place to avoid the attacks the tall man began to fight back jeff had just now begun to notice the tendrils hanging from the back of his attacker

1:17:55oh yeah they grabbed a jeff and his response was to swing his knife at each that came near him jeff managed to slice what seemed to be an arm in almost an instant the limb quickly grew back into place what had just happened astonished jeff he felt almost as if the man was a tall tree and his tendrils simply branches. Jeff fled from the forest, knowing that there was no way he would be able to fight whatever his adversary truly was in what seemed to be his home territory. Jeff rushed from his attacker and found himself at the same place where he had entered. What the hell? To the right of him lied the cemetery.

1:18:30Open space. As he ran past the trees, he noticed one that lie away from the others. The same tree from before. He ran to it out of instinct and read the note he had seen from a distance before. Quote, Do not enter these woods at night. A tall man has been spotted in the area recently. Some call him the Slender Man. Beware and enter at your own risk. Whatever the being that had stalked him in the woods before was referred to as Slender Man. The name fit perfect with the description of the tall white figure. Jeff hurried. Jeff hurried towards the graveyard where he waited for his foe wielding a sharp bloody knife.

1:19:08Jeff's wishes had been granted as the Slender Man approached from the woods. it seemed as if it was hesitant to leave its home court despite its hesitance it left the area anyway and quickly rushed towards jeff the psychopath's instinct started to come back and he jumped towards the tall man jeff was quickly grabbed by his enemy and thrown against a nearby tree jeff proceeded to swing again at the tendrils that had grabbed him he was able to slash it one he was able to slash it one of the slender man's main arms blood ooze from the deep cut the white figure showed no emotion and began snatching at jeff once again as he continued to smash jeff against trees slabs of rock jeff's knife slipped from his grip and fell to the ground with jeff colliding with the ground jeff's knife slid into his own stomach in a matter of seconds blood poured from the wound and soon the ground was covered in a red liquid he stood up with a Jolt.

1:20:06Is that the best you've got, Slendy? I've taken worse beatings from my father's belt than your weak twig arms. Crazy line. The Slenderman remained silent but continued fighting. The man reached for a piece of granite from a tombstone, but before he could take hold of it, Jeff jerked the knife from his gut and flung it directly at Slenderman. Jeff's accuracy was precise and it sliced off one of the man's limbs. Slenderman's left arm was completely gone as it fell to the ground with a thud. It was quickly met by thick blood that barraged from his shoulder. It was completely drenched in blood. Slenderman briskly disappeared into the darkness but illuminated behind Jeff.

1:20:45In his right hand, he held a broken piece of granite that he proceeded to slam into the side of Jeff's head. Jeff fell to the ground once again, almost knocked unconscious. He was not left there for long before he was seized by an assailant and thrown against a grave. the stone exploded on impact with Jeff standing up once again Jeff's eyes focused on the name on the grave as his eyes crossed the name on the granite his black eyes widened the words written across the gray slab were recognized by Jeff in an instant it read out his brother's name Lou something was coursing through Jeff rage filled him with an instant and he lashed out at Slenderman at extreme speeds Jeff's knife was slashed through his suit as well as his pale skin, Slenderman began teleporting towards the forest.

1:21:34Come on, bitch. I'm not finished with you yet. I want to help you get to sleep, Randy. You look awfully tired. I don't know why it says Randy. I think it meant to say Slendy. Hit it again then. I want to help you get to sleep, Slendy. You look awfully tired. Whatever was flowing through Jeff caused his insanity to go into an overdrive state. he had become delusional he ran at slenderman and back into the forest he rushed through the woods not observing his environment whatsoever jeff was deep into the forest still pursuing the man slenderman continued warping around the forest jeff's lack of caution caused him to trip on a branch line in his way as he crashed into the ground shards of glass pierced him and the contents of his pockets were thrown out his items scattered the ground as jeff looked up with his mangled bloody face the scent of alcohol graced him jeff knew that he had been there before he had fallen on this tree and dropped his bottle jeff desperately searched the ground for his knife he felt his hand grab hold of something warm what he had hoped was his blade.

1:22:53Jeff grabbed his lighter. He quickly scrapped at it, hoping the small flames would provide a source of light. His bloody hands covered the plastic and the red liquid. After many desperate attempts, a small orange flame was produced. Jeff threw the lighter out in front of him as he attempted to find his knife that lay close to him. Before he could make another movement, Slenderman appeared before him. The smooth white face that had been seen before was now covered in slashes and dark blood. Even though he looked hurt, Slenderman remained strong. Jeff's grip on the lighter became loose. His blood had caused friction between it and his hand.

1:23:29A small blaze dropped towards the ground. Intense flames scorched as the lighter hit the ground. Both adversaries fled away from the flame. Before either of them could put distance between themselves and the flame, it was ignited by the alcohol that soiled the ground. In a matter of seconds, the forest was burning from the ground up. In a matter of seconds, my gosh. Jeff looked for safety, yet none was to be found in the flames. Slenderman - Where is Sarah? Oh, that was just a setup to what Slenderman's doing, I'm sure. Slenderman thought nothing of this and continued to swing at Jeff. Jeff fought back, ignoring the orange and red covering his environment.

1:24:05The tall monster grabbed at Jeff. Jeff grabbed his knife and jumped. to no avail Jeff was pulled by the Slenderman and was now stuck in his grip Slenderman began to shake Jeff around as he did this Jeff bit at him and a loud crack of bone could be heard the pain surged through Slenderman out of shock he threw Jeff against a large tree as Jeff flew towards the tree a sharp pain hit Jeff straight in the back and continued until he saw a large branch sliding through his torso and he hit the base of the tree Jeff had been viciously impaled by a long tree blanche.

1:24:43Blood gushed from his mouth and opened wounds as he screamed out in pain. Slenderman then fled. He warped to an area of safety where the forest had not been burned as of yet. He watched Jeff as he attempted to escape. At this point, the Slenderman knew that escape was impossible. The white monster could hear Jeff screaming. Even from a large distance away. He continued to warp away from his territory and left Jeff to burn in the flames. The blaze became brighter and surrounded Jeff. Struggling to avoid the intense heat, he violently slid his body from the tree. Fire engulfed Jeff. Everything swirled around him.

1:25:24He became wrapped up into the flames. There was no hope for Jeff. He had lost his mind long ago yet this was something different he had reached his limit his state of mind burned just as the forest did a young girl by the name of sarah burgess has been reported missing she was last seen at drop-in bar and grill at around nine o 'clock p.m if you have any idea on the whereabouts of Sarah Burgess. Please call the station at 404-835-HELP. In other news, a major forest fire has broken out in the local area. The cause has not yet been discovered.

1:26:10Investigators are studying the remnants of the forest. Fire has been extinguished. This will hurt much of the animal life found in the once heavily wooded forest. Bring more on the story as it comes. Mark turned off his television, slammed into his couch cushion. Hey honey, you wanna take a look at the forest? well what's left of it they've put out the fire that burned the damn thing to the ground there's also a girl missing maybe we'll see her while we're out can we do it some other time i'm kind of busy right now mark and if the police can't find the girl there's no way in hell we can mark argued come on it won't hurt nothing it won't be more than a five minute walk all right i guess but five minutes only the man put on his shoes left his house with his wife as they strolled towards the burnout forest they could see something moving in the opposite direction it looked somewhat human as they moved closer towards it they noticed what looked like severe burns to its face the creature's eyelids were completely gone and it carried an unnatural smile spread across his face it was completely white a tints of grey where it looked like it had been burned its long black hair was singed they came closer towards it and Mark shouted hey buddy, do you need some help?

1:27:25Mark stop We don't even know who he is He could be a fucking killer for all we know The man moved swiftly towards the couple As he approached them He drew a thick blade covered in red liquid I don't But I can tell you need some help to sleep Jeff slashed the knife across the man's neck And he fell to the ground His wife began to scream loudly She was unable to continue As she was next She was stabbed directly in the heart with the knife At the same time 3, 2, 1 You don't need to worry about me Just go to sleep Bravo Slitterman versus Jeff the Killer What a concept

1:28:09What a banger I really loved the character acting That was excellent That was a good touch I feel Thank you And I hope that the Oscar I hope that the Committee or the counselor Or the fuck they call Oscar the academy i hope that they consider that for an award i think they should i think they should that was beautiful uh so yeah jeff the killer versus slender man just two of them do but you can't kill either one of them because you want to be like oh you got that the freddy versus jason ending exactly yeah yeah you gotta keep you gotta keep both parties happy in the slender definitely won the fight harry who do you think won he impaled him on a tree all i kept hearing and And as my acting, I was always on the offensive, right?

1:28:54You got thrown into like five different rocks. I got up. One rock exploded when it hit you. So did Rocky. No, he didn't. But he won. He wasn't thrown into a single rock. Well, the rock known as communism. It said a rock hit him and it exploded on impact. And guess who got up? And he got up. He did this. He did. He did. That's not what the character. The character acting was you were screaming as loud as you could. Well, I was being burned alive, but I still got up, and I still killed afterwards. I didn't run away. Slenderman was the one teleporting away. I honestly view it as Jeff one. Slender left him for dead.

1:29:32Pussy. He should have finished the job, but I mean, he left. I think that he was too much of a pussy to get near the fire. Jeff was screaming, but it was actually. I do feel like that was a thing in a bunch of the Slenderman spinoffs. I think someone wrote in that he was afraid of fire, and I know they wrote that for Jeff because where Jeff was burned, you'd be afraid of fire. Jeff's not afraid of fire. I'm saying in a bunch of the fiction that was written. I'm saying what happened here was while I was screaming in pain because it is fire, and even though my nerve endings are already burnt before from the fire, it was almost laughter.

1:30:06It was a cathartic scream because I was so upset by the gravestone that I saw earlier. So really the scream was me burning that part of my life, and that's why also Jeff emerged out of the forest and killed somebody afterwards, and he's like, it's nothing but a thing. It was like a Dragon Ball charge up. This is the story where he got his infamous line, it ain't nothing but a thing. Because he'd come out and people were like, who are you okay? It ain't nothing but a thing. Slice! It ain't nothing but a thing, bitch. Jeff just keeps killing. I want to ask people comments, who do you think won? Slender.

1:30:39I think Jeff won. Slender whipped him to be impaled by a tree then left. We can put the poll at the end. Who the hell? Who? Yeah, you know what? Do the episode poll thing. Who won? Slender Jeff and people are going to say Jeff just to be like because they're of sane mind. They have everyone has eyes no, but they saw the skirmish Isaiah it's on screen also, I thought your corpse husband voice is very good. Thank you and also when I reached under there, I'm not going to tell people what I felt, but just tell I'm just you know that I think you were a bit excited to buy it you can cut that

1:31:16the speed at which that would have had to have happened would be impressive that's why you screamed in pain one second well i was kind of i saw you reaching and i'm like is he getting yeah yeah it's okay

1:31:32guys that's our episode today i i think we need to we haven't done a grab bag in a while so i'm glad we got to do a grab bag but it was fun going back and revisiting some of these i feel like a part of my inner child was healed today yeah me too because i remember reading that one like i I remember all the stuff about the grave and the fire and the woods and stuff, but I forgot how it ended and stuff. So it's always fun for me to revisit stuff that I vaguely remember. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's true. It's true. Well, guys, until next time, please consider checking out our Patreon, patreon.com slash creepcast.

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