The Bearded Man In My Window | CreepCast

21:17Ozymandias by me.

21:22Oh.

21:25Bear trap. What is this slide? They made this... Bear Trap! Ooh, gotcha. That's a late bear trap for me not writing anything. Even on my story, I can't get away from you. That's right. Call your shots now. What is this story about? What do you think the story's about? The title's Ozymandias. Well, you said it was a Breaking Bad theme, but knowing you, it's going to be religious. Do what? It's going to have religious tones. Okay. I think it's going to be about an old man. Okay. Hot or cold on that take. Is there an old man in this? I'm not talking to you. Definitely an old, old man. And I like to think that he's going to find some kind of obelisk, dare I say, Lovecraftian.

22:18And I think it's going to end with the old man. I think he's going to get taken by a demon. All right, well, we have... What are we doing? You're dressed like a fairy. Hey, come on, man. I look cute. My wife shoved lipstick on my face for 30 minutes before the show. All right, not like that. All right. All right. Ozymandias. She kept pulling and pulling. The fabric of the long-neglected blanket began to rip as her feeble hands began to shake. As the material, now unrecognizable as anything remotely hospitable, tore in half, the embedded dust and rot seeped into the air. Her nose filled with the newfound stench as, in one last effort, she jerked away, separating what she was holding from the rest.

23:16It's perfect timing. Wow.

23:23Usually this gets edited out by this time. Yeah. Yeah, and now I'm thinking, like, I hope I turn notifications off. We'll find out. As she fell backwards onto the pile of bins, none have ever sorted amongst newspapers, none have ever cared to read, she sobbed to herself. Not because of any injury, not because of the hideous mound compiled of forgotten memories and leftovers, not even because this defeat was another in a series she would soon forget, but because she tore her Mickey Mouse blanket, her favorite one, of course. Of course. Of course. I'm Isaiah, I'm 19 Of course You have a Mickey Mouse blanket, don't you, dude?

24:0519 years old, it's my most snuggly, wuggly blanket

24:13I don't know how I'm going to get you back For telling me to write a story for this I'm making fun of, I'll find a way somewhere It didn't matter that this was one of her many favorite blankets and even one of her many favorite Mickey Mouse blankets. Nor did it matter that she had just now discovered it beneath a hill that had been building for nearly eight years. In this moment, her blanket's lost form was gut-wrenching and certainly warranted the grievance it received. Once her funeral was over, she cast the now useless piece of cloth atop the same pile that was buried beneath. Kathy was always thoughtful like that, and her empathy did not only belong with her wealth of soiled blankets.

24:52Whenever she wasn't home, She spent her time at church.

25:03Mickey Mouse blanket. I'm 19 and I just got my driver's license. I better put it in the passenger seat. It's safer to drive that way. My lips are very large.

25:26Amen.

25:33That's funny to pray and just tell God, like, did you know my lips are big? I love you, God.

25:45Small, white, steepled building was modest, just the way she liked it. Every Sunday, she would sit on the left aisle, third road back, about halfway down the pew next to Alice. Although it never occurred to Kathy that some may find it strange that her and Alice never spoke outside of church functions in the 40-year relationship, it wouldn't stop her from calling Alice her best friend. Whenever it wasn't Sunday service, Kathy would help at the church's food drive. She lived off her social security and barely at that between tithes and birthday cards. Therefore, what she couldn't pay in donations, she made up for in labor, and a valiant labor it was.

26:18The homeless would come to see her veiny, arthritic hands pour their potato soup as if God had ordained them for such. When the winter months came, she began to feel the cold prick needles into her bony fingers. She never complained on account of those who came to see her, and simply doubled up on mittens. She felt good about her role in the world, as she should. The fruits of her labor sat beside her every Sunday as those from the soup line made their way to the aisle next to her own. The pastor knew it was mostly because the church wouldn't give financial support to those who did not attend at least three services in a row, But the pastor felt he would be quite literally damned if he spoiled Kathy's optimism.

26:56It is a little... It just reads like you're, like, role-playing as an old woman. I love it. It is quite dramatic, isn't it? With some of the verbiage and the... I'm an old woman now. Yes, yeah. I'm Kathy. Me 19, not starting a YouTube video. You're like, fuck, me 19 is hard. What if I was, like, an old woman? Yeah, could I just please be an 83-year-old woman? I would love that. Amen. Amen. I love you, God!

27:33I don't know what the hell that was. Was that a soundbite that said, I love you, God? I love you, God! I love you, God! You had that queued up? Come on, man. That shit queued up back there. All right. Okay. This...

27:51besides it wasn't all in vain one night during revival justin who was once another junkie in the soup line and now a deacon stood up during testimony time and spoke of kathy's reputation so i've seen her serve him with a smile on christmas eve convinced him enough to get right with god that sunday the pastor spoke on the widow's mind and had kathy come to the front during altar call as the entire church prayed around her and thanked the lord for her spirit She cried and told everyone she was just thankful to get up every morning. That was a good day for Kathy. Unbeknownst to those in attendance, Kathy was right.

28:25She certainly was thankful to get up every morning. Next to her bed was a meticulous pile of family heirlooms. Everything from old wall clocks to boxes of porcelain dolls whose original owners she couldn't remember. Her morning routine was simple. She would wake up, grab her glasses, look to see if the precarious collection of goods near her had or was about to fall, carefully make her way out of the bed over to the floor of compiled boxes, and get to the open corner of the bathroom, which she would change out of her nightgown and start the day. Her routine mattered to her, even if she didn't know it.

28:56This level of normalcy helped justify her peculiar hobby. Kathy had one problem, as the police would later attempt to understand. She cared too much. Every person, word, and item were sacred to her. She embodied the spirit of charity and devotion in a way few others could, What are you laughing about? I mean, what is this? You're writing like a great day for an old woman. Is this a horror story or is this just like a, what is this? Do you think I just showed up to the show with like, and then Kathy went home to the kids? I mean, that would be a horror story. No, it's going somewhere. The mention of the precarious bosses.

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31:10This devotion, however, was to a fault. Every tin can and broken bowl held irreplaceable value. Walking across treacherous piles of glass and cardboard gave her a sense of self-worth. Every item in this collection was personal. Her specific misplacement created a mosaic of stories and comfort. Kathy wasn't blind to her situation. She knew how others would surely feel about it, as she knew what her husband and son thought of her. it had been decades since she had seen her son's father things used to be better they were married in that humble steepled building and the house was fit for a couple of lovebirds of course the floors and walls were visible back then as her husband began to spend more hours at work she began to find more collectibles here and there this led her husband to stay away more which led to her further collect which led to her furthering her collection until this hopeless dance ended with a note and an empty driveway.

32:03Kathy tried to confide in her son, but he had grown equally tired of her addiction. Every day, the kids at school would call his mom a hoarder, along with other slurs on becoming such a devout Christian.

32:19Look, I was young, and also, I don't see what's so funny. I just love how the son and the dad are like, let's get the fuck out of here. Yes, they did, as a matter of fact. The words never bothered Kathy, nor did the odd looks and whispers from neighbors. However, it seemed that all the grief fell on her son. Then one day, not long after his 15th birthday, he was gone. She fought past the garbage bags gathered around his room and looked inside to see the idols, trophies, and photo albums she had accumulated in his floor cast down and scattered with rage into one shapeless heap. Unlike his father, her son had not left a note nor had any other indication of his whereabouts, no doubt a symbol of his absolutism indicated by the disrespect for the belongings in his room.

33:16Kathy cried for him, then for broken things in his room, then him again. The one area untouched by her compulsion was Kathy's prayer closet or as she called it her war room mod her fucking war room that's awesome i cannot tell you the number growing up at church it's a number of pastors are like we need more soldiers in the war room what they meant was people praying it's like it's like a slogan someone moved over there they understand what i'm talking about that rules a modest space no more than four feet in any direction occupied by only a crucifix, her good Bible, and her Sunday dress. The dress was as close to vanity as Kathy could manage, one untouched artifact amongst a coliseum of ruined goods.

34:01Every Sunday, she wore that dress and sat in attendance to recognize what God knew. No one there was better than her, and neither was she than anyone. Every morning, she knelt in that war room and prayed for her son, Sunday dress gently grazing against her head. She prayed that the Lord would guide him and give him direction wherever he was and that maybe he would find his daddy. She never prayed that her son would come back to her. God was a miracle worker. Some things are beyond reason. What? Did you laugh at daddy? Yeah, kind of. He would find his daddy. She is an 80 year old woman. Or 70. Oh.

34:37You're so gross. Come on. Kathy. Okay, okay. Yeah. Still, she would wonder about it. Some days she would imagine he found a girl and smile at the thought of her grandkids. Other days she would thank him a pastor and fantasize about the works he had done for the Lord. In her 17 years of imagination, not once did she ever consider his fate anything but spectacular. She was content to live this way, alone, king amongst her castles. However, unlike Allison Justin, who saw her as a kind, righteous woman, her neighbors believed her to be a decrepit hermit. The smell had become emanating from her house, and the kids walking to the bus stop were the first victims.

35:19Some horrid combination of mold and to-go boxes created a cocktail of awful. The kids began to tell stories of an evil witch that hides bodies in the basement and steals little children who miss the bus stop. Coincidentally, the corner by Kathy's house boasted the most successful bus route in the country. In the county, not country. Close enough. While innocent at first, stories become rumors and rumors become belief. The parents of the neighborhood began to talk about Kathy. Mothers did what mothers do and talked in circles about how something should be done and someone should do it. While fathers did what fathers do and walked by the house at least two times each, ready to brawl any beasts that were to approach them.

35:56Of course, all this strife could have been solved with a simple doorknock or church visit in order to see that the big bad wolf is something much closer to Little Red's grandma. However, that would take out all of the fun of a good game of gossip. while this was harmless for some time if not rude, that all changed one Halloween okay, here we go now we're here alright, okay here it is dude, if Kathy doesn't like fucking eat a kid and this is like literally like a warning for it's like every woman in here in your 70s is going to be horrifying

36:38Again, what do you think this is? What do you think? Clearly, I had way too much, like, I was playing with the language and, like, being very flowery and stuff. Oh, the language. I just love the idea of you, 19 years old, putting your mind in the head of a 70-year-old woman. It's, like, my favorite thing. You're like, oh, my God. I've never connected with anyone more. It's so good. Okay, what about it? It's sick. I'm stoked. Anytime he tells me it's sick, it means it's not sick. No, it's good. That all changed one Halloween. It was true.

37:17What the fuck is that? That's like a Scooby-Doo. Like, uh, like. Oh, I see. Thanks, Harry. It was tradition for Kathy to sit at her front porch and hand out king-size Hershey bars to the approaching children. However, this year, the smell had grown so rancid that even Kathy's generous offering was not enough to get kids to enter her front yard. And so she sat there alone with her chocolate. See, now they say, aw, now it's sweet. Yeah, now you care. Yeah. Dude, does she use a, what is it, a panic button? Or like, I've fallen, I can't get up. A life alert? A life alert, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. Oh!

37:57Falls on the steps. Someone grab my chocolate. It smells funky, but I swear it's good. Every story we read, you have something against old women. There's always like some bit. It's a long story. Okay. One of the boys ran home and told his mother that they had seen Amy Crabgrass get dragged into the stinky house by the creepy old witch. Of course, Kathy did not kidnap Amy Crabgrass. Or did this child even know Amy Crabgrass? but it was Halloween and perhaps one too many urban legends led this mother to believe her mischievous son, devil costume and all. The police arrived at Kathy's house and quickly realized that she had, in no way, hurt Amy Crabgrass or any other kid for that matter.

38:42However, they realized the smell first. They told Kathy that they were going to call the health department, to which Kathy protested with all the fury of a 78-year-old Baptist widow. Nevertheless, the officers' minds were made up, and after weeks of notices filling her unchecked mailbox, the health department arrived at Kathy's doorstep. She made no preparations for their visit, nor did she expect to make any changes after their departure. She simply stood in the front lawn as the men did their job. That was until she was told that they would be throwing things away or else Kathy would lose her home.

39:16She was devastated, the information almost too much to process. Men in PPE walked to and from her home carrying boxes that meant nothing to them with a weight that was too little. For the first time that she could remember, Kathy felt something close to anger. She washed his uniforms, hauled out picture frames they would never know the placement of, dolls of which they would never know the name. Clothes that could be worn given a slight wash, empty boxes that could make for excellent storage, and gifts that each carried a story. Kathy fought back in the best way she knew how, with prayer and kind words.

39:51The cleanup leader, while polite, was absolute in his decision. Words like mold and hazard meant nothing to Kathy, at least not at the expense of her hoard. Just as she began another round of niceties, the man received a call on his radio that made him take off inside. There was a commotion of odd looks and whispers around Kathy until a police cruiser showed up. After the officer stepped inside, there was about six minutes of anticipation as the air filled with silence. Then the combined crew stepped out. There, under a sheet, in the arms of the clean-up leader, was the skeleton of a young boy, no older than 15.

40:30There it is.

40:34What? Is that wrong? It's not done. He laid down. He didn't wake up.

40:47I'm just spitballing my own dialogue. Okay, I'm glad. I'm sorry I didn't give you enough lines when I was 19, so now you're upset. Okay, all right. From out of the pile, long untouched, through a hallway now cleared, the team followed behind like a funeral procession. The body was something closer to a mummy than a corpse. What was once skin and flesh had become a dried paper gently laid across bones. Any resemblance to the child before was gone and replaced with utter stillness. This information was beyond Kathy's comprehension. Years of prayer now meant nothing, and nearly two decades of hope had turned up worthless.

41:23Her mind ran, far away from this new truth and the notion of what his final hours must have been like beneath an avalanche of her own design. Her mind found another problem, one awful yet digestible. She looked at the empty body for some time and then glanced up at the man holding it. Through her denial, she spoke. Her voice was shaky yet desperate. Can I keep my dress? and that's it that's the end of the story

41:57thank you thank you very kind man i was really hoping that she just started like kidnapping kids she's like you gotta come in here no sadly her son just died i'm sorry that's not enough for you well yeah revisiting it after all these years for one i was hearing the dialogue i'm like yeah that's about right to the kid that listened to my chemical romance constantly and thank you i figured this audience would like that um but no i don't sometimes i'll look back on stuff i wrote and i'm like i hate that what was wrong with me but i didn't hate that no it's fine enough um i'm glad i wasn't tired but i'm glad you all enjoyed it i'm sorry i didn't give you enough lines you being 19 and then capturing the essence of an old woman beautifully is art i mean it is nothing but art i love to that 19 you're like i just i love that you got there a lot of people at 19 they'd be like they were old they were 36 can you imagine that i think i i if i remember right there was a story in the news about a woman who thought her son had run away and then when they cleaned out her house after she died they found his body yeah like a hoarder and it was like at first they thought it was foul play but then they're like well honestly there was such a horde he may have just died in there and she never knows yeah she just never knows so i'm like oh and i mean that's where the story came from yeah that's cool so it's theft it's stealing something that happened uh you know let's go the story i found has similar things so i have no idea what this story of yours is going to my story oh sorry the end yeah the end that's it yeah oops my story wait okay all right i keep accidentally no you can put the title okay all right title the The title is, My Best Friend is the Bearded Man in My Window.

43:49The best part of this is, I have no idea who wrote it. Redacted. The name was Redacted, or you just forgot to look? No, no, no. They deleted their Reddit. They deleted their Reddit? Yes. Okay, all right. So you really have no idea who wrote it? No idea. Okay. This is the only story. Wouldn't it be crazy if I felt like, it's a meme? Yeah, wait, what? What? Oh, what? Uh, there's just, there's a, I read a little bit of it. I really - Haven't read it yet? Not all of it. I wanted to be surprised with you. I thought it'd be nice. We're up here, we're palling around. I'm like, I don't know what's going on next.

44:27Historically. Historically. Us blind guessing stories. I, if we go into uncharted territory, you have me. There's like fucking 12 people dressed up like Tommy Taffy here. Yeah, in the front row. which where were all of you when everyone was mad at us in the comments damn well i mean i think you're gonna dig this and i will say there's a lot of lines for me to read so i'm stoked

44:59okay before the show i'm gonna go before the show we were doing sound checks and they were running through the sound effects and there was one of a baby crying and i go hunter is that your story? And he goes, yeah. And now he just told me he hasn't finished the story. And there's a baby here, a baby there. Let's see what happens. Let's just dive in. Can we dive in? I have nothing to do with this. Neither do I. If I kill a kid in a story, they're 15. Okay, we've proven that. It's fine. All right. All right. Bye. Redacted. Oh, it does say redacted. Okay, let's begin. Let's do it. Oh, that's a cute animation.

45:43Is that horses? Lamb. That's good. Okay.

45:53Dear Lord, please give me a friend.

46:00Who was that impression of? I don't know. Amen.

46:10A hopeless prayer on a late October night. A thick fog rolled between the trees next to my house, churning, covering every bit of wooded ground. My mind was racing. I tended to psych myself out too much, making little things to be more than they really are, a habit that has become exhausting. I felt like I could hear the faint crying of a baby.

46:41I'd honor Little baby, is that you? I don't Maybe it's just Okay Bones breaking with every whale

46:59I heard the bone breaking one too And he goes, wouldn't it be funny if those two were together? It was funny. It was good. You've started a story, you're like, baby, bones break. I'm in. I don't even need to read the rest of this. I mean, am I wrong? I see a lot of quotation marks. We're good. Yeah. Okay. Bones breaking with every whale, filling the hollow forest with a haunting song that feels distinctly meant for me. I kept looking out my window, hearing these horrible cries snapping again. They were interrupted by my mom.

47:42It's getting late, sweetheart. Get ready for bed, okay? Do you hear that crying? I asked my mom, wide-eyed, looking for her comforting response for the millionth time. She cracked an all-too-familiar smile. Shia, we've been over this a thousand times. It's just coyotes, foxes, just our woodland friends out in the woods playing, breaking branches and twigs. You've got nothing like that. You've got nothing to be afraid of, sweetheart. Now would you get some sleep? I let down my guard. My mother's setting me at ease, like she always did. Okay. Good night, Mommy. me?

48:27She smiled and softly shut the door behind her as she left. A high-pitched whine came against the window as a bitter, biting wind collapsed against the house, crowding the window seal. As I went to shut the window, I looked down into the forest. Four deer stood looking up at me, not moving, not grazing, just looking directly at me. In the deafening quiet, I could still hear the baby crying. I could hear its endless cries echoing through the forest. I heard...

49:03I heard the bones snapping every three seconds.

49:11You gotta keep reading.

49:18That's a sound effect. That's your department. No, no, no. You're supposed to read it for effect. Snap. Whale. Snap. Whale.

49:40The deer had me frozen in their gaze, though something compelled me to stay and look back at them. I was simply transfixed. It's as if we were conversing, not sharing words, but understanding each other's thoughts. We held this exchange for a minute before the deer turned their heads in unison and moved deeper into the sheer blackness of the forest. The hypnotic gaze broke. My sense returned. Rushing to my bed, I threw back the blankets and covered them over my head. Why were those deer looking at me? Why did they just stop out of nowhere to make sure and look up at my window? No. Don't do this.

50:16don't make something out of nothing or just scare yourself again this is why people don't talk to you at school this is why

50:28this is why you freeze are you sure you didn't write this? no because so far it's been like yeah I'm in bed and then my mom comes in she's like hi and then I hear a baby crying and bones snapping and a baby crying and bones it's like I mean it's awesome This is why you freeze anytime someone looks in your general direction This is why you always get picked on You make yourself an easy target My thoughts sober any fear that I may have conjured And comfortable pity dug deeper into my bed and wrapped the blankets tighter Finally able to calm myself down Still, I can't shake the feeling that something out there in the woods was crying for me Yet in somewhere in that cold, vicious fog The next day at school, I had a newfound confidence to try and win over the bullies at my school.

51:20The Williams brothers, Jackie and Robbie. Jackie Williams?

51:28I'm such an awful person. I was thinking that's the baseball player. That's Roberts. He was an old baseball player. You see, I had to do research for my role. Twins that were the size of mountains for us regular 15-year-olds. They used their size to enact all kinds of terror on our classmates. I'd always been afraid of them, but today I would stand up for myself. I would show them that I am not one of the dorks at school. This is such a story you would write. Why? Just the... You love, like, the 80s movies where it's like, yeah, and then the bullies got ran over and, like, a monster killed them.

52:12It's a popular trope. I know. Am I wrong? Could you read? Yeah. The Williams brothers were on a special tirade today. Carry around a dead blue jay in one hand. Dead blue jay in one hand and asking classmates to kiss the bird in order to attend their Halloween party. What the? I don't know what the fuck that is. A party only the coolest of kids got to go to at our school. I don't think the cool kids are going to a party. You have to kiss a dead bird. that's the hunter level where like the weird kids were kissing dead things you're like man i wish i was one of the cool kids could i be your friend please man they're so cool they keep dead animals in their bag i wish i had a dead bird and this was a chance for us lesser beings to be invited to the table.

53:05Chance for me to show that I could be one of their kind.

53:11That's awesome. Just the idea of a jock in like a movie being like here's a dead bird. Like kiss it. Step up, step up. Anyone who kisses this beautiful bird will be invited to our Halloween party Friday night.

53:29No. Don't give him that. No, don't give him ooze. He doesn't know. No, no. Not him. Set Jackie with a contorted smile. His chubby cheeks inflated the freckles on his pale face. A red curly mane on top of his egg-shaped head. Yeah, the cool kids. He's a cool kid. Kiss the bird. Kiss the bird. Yeah. Yeah.

54:00Parroted his brother Robbie, who didn't speak much for himself. carbon copy of his brother in every way the bird was disgusting one of its eyes had popped out of its body hanging limply it looks soft like a rock someone went oh like oh i was all down for the dead bird until i found it was like really dead it looks soft like a rotten potato being squished in the ogre's hand i was repulsed and was already thinking of how the bird would come back to life and pick at my face flapping its wet tattered wings in a panic squawking with the demonic tones and shivers down my spine. No. It's a dead bird.

54:41Don't freak yourself out. Just be cool. Uh. I'll kiss the bird.

54:58You're sure you're not impersonating anyone specifically? No! Okay. No! I said louder than I intended, trailing off at the end. The hallway came to a hush. The brothers turned to me, mouths stretching slowly into an evil smile. Shia? The scaredy cat wants to kiss our bird? I must be dreaming! Jackie said in a loud boisterous tone, gesturing to the crowd that had gathered around us. Yeah, we must be dreaming. Yeah. parroted his brother. It describes them like they're in the mafia. Like there's a pinstripe one and another one in the suit. Like, yeah. I stepped forward to the brothers who outstretched the disgusting bird in front of my face.

55:41Its wings splayed out openly. Trying to play it cool, holding back every notion I had to be squeamish and make a scene. I killed it this morning. About 50 of them were flying by my house and I was able to shoot one out of the sky with my dad's gun.

55:58You know I figured out what it is why you picked this why I think you would write it this sounds like a Story you would just tell me about your childhood Ha ha ha That's cute Don't give me that tone just like the The like yeah one time I was in high school and like a shot Bird with my dad's gun, and I made all my friends kiss it Yeah, we called it kissy time I didn't like that. Okay. Jackie barked triumphantly, looking around as if that was to impress the other students. Daddy's gone. Yeah. Robbie apishly muttered. Apishly? Apishly muttered.

56:51Daddy's gone.

56:55I closed my eyes and pursed my lips, moving slowly, trying to quickly make contact with the bird's beak so I could be done and attend this party. I could see it. Starting my new life. Not lonely. More friends than I would know what to do with.

57:21My wife's here, by the way, so don't.

57:28That was for her, is what I'm saying. This fantasy was cut short. When I opened my eyes and Jackie had turned the bird, I had kissed its ass. The crowd of kids laughed hysterically.

57:44I quickly wiped my face, but the damage had been done. The brothers cackled, and the orchestral laughter filled the halls, echoing and coming back all around me, louder. I tried to play it cool, slowly smiling, then joining in with the laughter, trying to reclaim any dignity that I had before kissing a dead bird's ass. So, what time's the party? I sat trying to act smooth. The party? You think we would let you come to our party? Jackie blurted out, accompanied by his brother. No way, Jose.

58:25The crowd erupted in laughter again. I felt myself deflating with each passing second before a voice cut through the crowd. Would you guys cut it out? It was Sarah Martin. She was one of the few people in school who was ever nice to me. Admittedly, and not surprisingly, she was my crush. Sarah. Sarah. From Spire in the Woods, I have learned to not get too enthusiastic about what I think is a wholesome teen romance story. Yeah, true. I'm not saying anything. I'm not reacting. That's fair. They dragged us through the trenches on that one. That we were drunk. Fittingly. I'm not arguing it's not. So, yeah, you can woo Sarah Martin all you want.

59:11I'm staying out of this. The brother's laughter faded quickly. Oh, hey, Sarah. We were just messing around Jackie said sheepishly Yeah, just joking Muttered Robbie Just like snapping in a leather jacket Come on, Sarah Sarah rolled her eyes at the brothers And turned her attention towards me Are you okay? Sarah said sweetly Brown hair splashed against her slender shoulders Gentle stars of freckles Daughtered her cheeks and nose Picked myself up acting like nothing had happened. Trying to play it cool. Who, me? Oh, yeah. I'm totally fine. I meant to kiss the bird like that. So that's, it was all intentional.

1:00:04Smooth. Okay, well, the party's this Friday at 8 p.m., so please come by. It should be fun. Sarah said, turning to the Williams brothers. Right, guys. brothers just nodded their heads in agreement confused see you then sarah said softly before throwing her hair confidently and turning to walk off down the hall brothers frowned at me and followed her as she left it's my you said you haven't read this whole story right yeah so my bear trap or my prediction that i hope becomes a bear trap is like she is going it's like a ritual or something he's gonna want him killed she wants him to be there she can kill him or something like I love a nice ritual killing.

1:00:47Like she's a witch or something like that. I would love that. I have not gotten this for you. So just let you know. This is all new for you? Yes, everything now. I chose this story probably after the first page. I was so in. This is great creep cast fodder. You didn't... You have no... No, that's not a good thing. Come on!

1:01:19You have no idea what happens at the high school party. I have no idea. Okay. Sorry. I don't know. I'm not. I didn't do. I didn't have anything to do with wherever this goes. He didn't know. I have nothing to do with this. I see. When I said the witch thing, my brain was like, make a Jacoby joke. No. Because I've learned my lesson. Especially when you pick stories. I had done it. I had been invited to my first party. You had been invited to my first party. I got invited to something. I just had to kiss a dead bird. Walking home from the bus stop, I felt on top of the world. I had so many ideas.

1:01:54I had so many ideas for my costume for the Halloween party.

1:02:03Okay, I was going to quit the voice, but I'm thinking through the Rolodex of characters from stories I loved online. Would I be dressed like this? Would I be a deminid serial killer? A ghostly apparition? Or maybe just a pirate? I don't want to freak myself out too much. This kid rules. This kid fucks, dude. Yeah. No, he doesn't. Clearly. Come on, man. I was too fast. Hunter actually wrote this about his childhood. And he's over here like, this kid's cool, right? This kid's actually pretty badass, actually. Yeah. I keep touching my face to scratch it, and I'm smearing paint all over my laptop.

1:02:50I was still thinking of my costume when I heard a baby crying. Oh, I forgot about that. When I heard a baby crying from somewhere in the dense trees to my right. Loud, shrill wails, unmistakable. This wasn't a trick of the mind. My breath held, waiting for each horrible, long well to fill the empty road air. I wanted to turn and run away But what kind of person would I be Knowing that a child was out in the woods crying And I didn't help I did the only thing that seemed right Followed the cries into the forest It's going to go well for him, I'm sure As I walked deeper into the woods I could notice how much darker the woods were Than the open road The tall trees shrouded the pale sun above Veiling everything in a blanket of shadow The baby's cries were still flooding the woods but as I moved further through the dense brambles and brush, took a new shape.

1:03:44A strange, awful mixture of sounds. A youthful cry intermixed with the cries of a man?

1:04:02This is awesome.

1:04:08Thank you. What in God's name was happening in these woods? It's just my mind playing tricks on me again. It had to be. No, I had to check. Against my better judgment, I pushed on, forcing myself along on legs that felt real thin and shaky, moving further into the trees.

1:04:36Why was his Reddit account deleted? Oh, shit. Alright, to be fair, there is a baby and a man in the woods alone, so I have no idea. Was this no sleep? Yeah. Was this tagged with anything? I don't remember. I don't think so. I'm sorry. I barely remember our episode to record. You don't expect to remember that. I don't fucking know.

1:05:11On my right, a collection of deer rushed past, jumping and contorting themselves as they moved. Other woodland critters dashed by, flying and jumping ahead of me towards the growing noise. I crossed over a mound. My feet stopped, stunned in terror. In front of me, I saw where the horrible noise was coming from. On the forest floor, twisted mass of vines and blood seeped through the grass and roots, spilling into the soil. The upper half of a man split open, leaned against the base of a thick tree trunk. Oh, thank God. The man had grabbed onto mounds of grass and roots and was screaming in agony.

1:05:52An infant, still crying, crawled forward, inching its way into the open cavity of the man. twisting strands of muscle and tendons clawed out, latching onto the baby's hands and head, slowly dragging it into the open cavity of the man's chest. Sick. A deer walked up, using its long antlers to nudge the child deeper into the open cavity. As both the baby and man began to scream in pain as the organs and entrails were pushed deeper into the open maw, the baby's screams were muffled into a putrid, suffocating gurgle. hell yeah

1:06:37Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Springer dude what the fuck are you talking about horrified I began to back away slowly trying to not make my presence known until the twig under my heel snapped and the forest immediately went deadly silent The animals all slowly turned to look at me With a jagged motion, the half-man slowly contorted his neck, looking up at me Our eyes met, trembling, a smile across his face Screw this Without hesitating, I spun and dead sprinted in the opposite direction Trying to put as much distance between myself and the broken torso of the smiling man as possible I could hear the animals closing in on me that I was too scared to look back.

1:07:27I just kept running as fast as I could, jumping over roots and diving under branches, clawing my back up, never stopping for a moment. The hordes of hooves and wings flapping grew thunderous behind me. The shriek of deer, thousands of birds squawking just behind me. Keep pushing, just keep pushing. Finally, I met with fresh air. I had made it back to the road. I whipped around to see the onslaught of animals that I was sure was just behind me, but there was nothing. Nothing at all. I swung open the front door to my house, slamming it immediately shut behind me, bolting it. Whoa! What's going on here?

1:08:08Is everything okay? My father said, propped up at the dinner table, searching me. Dad, I saw something in the woods. It was like a baby crawling into a half man. They were screaming. And the animals in the woods were watching and helping it. Shia, what did I tell you about reading those damn horror stories?

1:08:37So it's Hank Hill. It's Hank Hill, the father. It's Hank Hill. Boy, I'll tell you what, Bobby. My father said, pinching the bridge of his nose and dropping his gaze for a moment. Before looking up at me again. Disappointed. You get so worked up that you send yourself into these fits. A baby crawling into a half-man. Listen to yourself! My father... My father said, concerned. What's wrong? Said my mother, coming down the hall, her feet tapping quickly against the hard one. There was a baby in the woods and this man who was split in half. He's been reading those scary stories and getting himself into a frenzy again.

1:09:22My father said, turning to face my mother as she came into the room, turning light in her face. I thought we agreed we weren't supposed to be on those damn sights anymore. Sweetie, why don't you go to your room and wash up for dinner, okay? My mother said softly. I knew her. this was her gentle way of telling me that i was creeping them out again that i needed to relax it's it's funny it's funny how much i said the story was you and this was actually me when i was a child admittedly i remember multiple conversations where my dad's like you gotta quit scaring yourself so hard i remember reading the russian sleep experiment my dad getting furious he like googled it and there's like a picture of like a dead guy or whatever and he was like what is this what are you looking at now Isaiah what the hell are you doing yeah yeah he's laughing now dad

1:10:18defeated I say covered in face paint

1:10:24defeated I drudged upstairs to my room I felt so stupid did I really just imagine all of this It's so strange. It felt so real. In my head, I could still hear the animals just behind me. Hooves beating against soil, distant howls and screeches pulling closer, hot breath on my neck. After saying it out loud to my father, it was easier to see how ridiculous it all sounded. Even the walk up to my home room had me almost laughing at how absurd this whole situation was. God, I need to be medicated.

1:11:03Yeah. I muttered to myself, shaking my head as I climbed the stairs. How old is he, 15? Yeah. A 15-year-old, I need to be medicated. God, give me a pill. I got to my room, took off my jacket, took a seat on my bed and rubbed my hands against my face, chuckling softly.

1:11:28Man, I'm a mess. At least I had the party to look forward to. I needed to at least try and find a bit of normalcy before then. He's so okay with a baby crawling inside of a man and all that. I couldn't go there so flustered. I had to make friends. This was my only chance. Maybe it was good that I got this hallucination out of the way now and not at the party, right? Maybe this was all blessing in disguise. Tap, tap.

1:12:01What was that? Tap, tap. I looked at my door, thinking that maybe my mom had followed me up and was checking on me. There was no one at the door. I turned back, following the sound. There was a gaunt, bearded man looking at me from my window, smiling. Up until this moment, I forgot about the title. Complacters. Tap, tap. I don't think I had ever screamed as loud as I did just then. The man's teeth looked soft, like they were pushing against each other, folding and shifting into place. His hair was patchy and thin.

1:12:45Soft, like they were pushing each other? I don't need to... Stop. What the fuck are you guys wooing about? Just a vague description of a man. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. His hair was patchy and thin, laying flatly against his balding head. His eyes...

1:13:13His eyes were yellow, a gross, sickly color, hollow and unmoving. His skin was papery thin, burnt reddish pink. Tap, tap. The door to my room flung open, colliding against the wall as my mother and father rushed in. What's wrong? I looked at them, trying to find words in my panic at a loss. I looked back to my window. No one was there.

1:13:46I had nothing. Frustrated, my father let out a deep sigh and stormed off. My mother looked at me and then raised her hand as if to comfort me. but just lowered it back down in a sort of defeat. She slowly and calmly shut the door behind her as she left. Feeling terrified and alone, I looked back in my window, searching the infinite black, starless night. I thought I might be going insane. The next day at school was exhausting. I barely got any sleep and struggled to make sense of the day before. Nothing made sense. The more I thought about it, the more it confused me. I felt defeated, but I knew I had to hold it together for another day.

1:14:27The Halloween party. It was something real, something I had to be excited about to keep me grounded. Even with everything going on, horrible nightmares from the past few days, I couldn't wait to go to the party. I couldn't wait to prove to everyone that I could be normal. I could be cool. I could be a friend. Just hold on. Just hold on. Please brain, all I need is one more day from you.

1:15:04Shia, Shia, Shia, Shia, Shia, Shia, Shia, Shia, Shia. I felt a kick in my back from the desk behind me. Psst! I turned to see Jackie and his twin brother looking at me. Do they share a desk? Jack and his twin brother looking at me their bright red hair flashing like fire against the fluorescent overhead lights You better not show up to the party tomorrow. Jackie said puffing his chest out as far as he could an alpha intimidating

1:15:44The sound of something breaking open What was that sound effect? I don't know yeah that an alpha noise is that the idea he's like yeah yeah shirt buttons ripping everywhere I'm an alpha Sam yeah yeah I knew you'd like that one yeah Barasca

1:16:13continue Robbie watched Jackie and instantly mimicked him while looking at me dead in the eyes. But Sarah invited me. I said, trying to force a smile and play off this uncomfortable interaction. You're gonna tell her you can't make it. Understand? Jackie said, whispering with a bite, leaning in just inches away. Just inches away? Careful to not draw attention. Understand? Robbie mimed, almost on top of me. How do you... Your ability to find these stories. Even on accident. I know. I don't want to have to do something serious. But I will if... We're getting into... What was the name? Everyone gets a name.

1:17:03When you turn 18, you get a slip with the name. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. How he accidentally just read, like, a fanfic some kid wrote about himself. I don't want to have to do... And by the way, in hindsight, laid into him over it. He did not deserve that. I don't want to have to do something serious, but I will if... Just then, a buck dove through the window. Kicking and slipping on the freshly waxed floor, its spindly legs splayed out awkwardly on all sides. The other students screamed in horror. Mrs. Lawrence tried to settle the class, but was unable to raise her voice over the cries of the students and the pained animal shrinks of the buck.

1:17:48It had cut itself badly jumping through the window. Blood gushed from its neck and the many deep gashes on its legs and body. It leaned to the side and collapsed on the ground, choking on its own blood, gurgling as it cried out, dying. There was nothing we could do. Hushed murmurs overtook the classroom. Mrs. Lawrence couldn't look away and stood in disbelief behind her desk. Jackie and Robbie talked to themselves. I saw Sarah talking with Rebecca Wheeler, who was supposed to be going to the party as well. Then I looked over the broken window. The bearded man who had come to my window stood smiling, looking at me, same twisted smile, yet he was slightly different.

1:18:28His brown hair was longer, fuller, and had begun to fill in patches on his face. I rubbed my eyes with my hand in disbelief, yet when I opened them, he was still there, taunting me. Before I could say anything or alert anyone in the class, the intercom overhead chirped on. Students, we are in a way of evacuation. Please line up and follow your teachers inside. This is not a drill. Thank you. The intercom chirped off. I love how calm they are about a deer bleeding. Seriously, could you guys just get out of the closet? The deer doesn't dismiss you. The bell does. I looked back to the window, but the man was gone.

1:19:07Again. I couldn't tell if I was just in shock from the deer, but I wasn't afraid. I was frustrated. What was going on with me? What was going on with me? Was this man real? Was it my mind slowly dissolving inside my head? I could barely take it anymore. Are you doing okay? Sarah said, tearing me from my thoughts. Oh, yeah, I'm fine. That was wild, right? Yeah. There's blood everywhere. This is kind of strange. right yeah hopefully all this crazy stuff is happening now instead of at the party right she's gonna kill him she's gonna beat him to death or sacrifice him or something her smile sarah added her smile was perfect i felt my i felt myself grin and respond every time i go to quit he says something else my thoughts exactly like that Her eyes lingered on mine for what felt like forever.

1:20:15Even with everything going on, I felt happy. Finally right where I was supposed to be. I'm going to be a pirate.

1:20:26Shut up! That's good. I like that.

1:20:35Her smile was shaken by my comment. Why did I say that? um pirates are cool she says she's gonna kill him she said simply before walking off holy shit that was awesome

1:20:57i was fine i was finally able to sleep last night restful nothing abnormal i even went to school with no strange men or deer looking at me, so that was a plus as well. Something much worse happened. My parents told me that they weren't going to let me go to the Halloween party anymore. Hey, what the fuck? Boom!

1:21:23That's some bullshit. That's what? I said that's some bullshit. Some what? Bullshit. Oh, bullshit. I thought you were saying it's some, like, Bella, you're making up a word. I'm like, what are you talking about? My parents told me that they weren't going to let me go to the Halloween party anymore. We had a long, drawn-out argument that pretty much resulted in my parents telling me that I've been acting crazy seeing things that aren't there. Fair. They told me it was probably set off by all the horror stories I've been reading online. They didn't want me around that stuff anymore. Any scary stories, any costumes.

1:22:00They said it would probably cause me to go into another fit. I said in my room on the bed, feeling frustration rise through me. I had to go to the party. It was everything to me. The only thing keeping me going through all the nightmares. I had to see Sarah. I could hear my parents downstairs, the grating of the dining room chairs sliding against the hardwood as they talked. Every now and then, I could hear a sentence coming through the walls. We should have never shown him horror films when he was younger. This is my parents having a conversation. My mother said, I'm turning the internet off tomorrow.

1:22:42From my father. Great. I had two options. I could sit here tonight, turn on my computer and read scary stories like I do most nights. Nothing wrong with that. and pretend it's more special because it's Halloween. Yeah, it is. What are we doing right now? Dude, just wait.

1:23:12Or I could sneak out of my window, off my roof, cut through the forest, and go to the party that is sure to change my socializing future.

1:23:25I knew what I had to do I put my costume on I'm a weird character from an obscure

1:23:38I'm a weird character from an obscure internet story that I'm sure no one will know it's a bit tongue in cheek honestly The character gets bullied, burned alive, and comes back and kills everyone.

1:24:09Wow. I'll take that one. That felt good. All right. You know what? You're right. The story rules. surely that's surely that's not a bad omen right i zipped up my hoodie uh jeff didn't have a zip up hoodie in the story by the way mine's comic mine's canonically accurate um and opened my window quietly checking to make sure i could still hear my parents talking they wouldn't notice that i'm gone something tells me they aren't going to want to see me for a little while i climbed onto the roof slowly sneaking to the trellis speckled with ivy on the side of my room and climbing down I had practiced this before, just never with anywhere to go.

1:24:52It's so pathetic. One day I'm going to do this for real. One day I'm going to go to a dead bird party. As soon as I hit the grass, the motion light flashed on, flooding me in its wide beams. Without pausing, I rushed out of its vision and into the woods before my parents would notice anything from the back window. The woods were much scarier at night. All around me, snarled, malformed branches stretched into impossible darkness. I turned on my cell phone flashlight, its short beam barely lighting the trees through a constantly shifting mist that had come after sundown. I felt proud of myself. I never would have chosen this path before.

1:25:34Proud that I would be brave enough to traverse this dark terrain. He's talking about a yard. Dark terrain. I felt like I was growing. Maybe this weird brain malfunction. Maybe this weird brain malfunction that I had had been having was starting to end. I was feeling more excited for the party than ever before. It was so close. As I pushed my way through the brush, careful not to trip an upturned root, I hashed out all the things that I might say. Oh, here we go. Quips that I...

1:26:11the voice gets grating after too long but he's begging for it you have to persevere quips that i can throw at people people love quips

1:26:25rolling through these thoughts i couldn't believe how charming i was you know it is funny reading this that so clearly is targeted at this point right after reading my old story that was melodramatic if it's perfectly yeah i couldn't believe how charming i was finally it would be all smooth sailing from here everything was possibility good grammar snap. Ah!

1:27:10Great! The screams had returned. This time it was deeper, furious, wounded. This time it wasn't...

1:27:26There were other screams you could have picked from a library. This time it wasn't a child. It seemed to be the scream of a grown man.

1:27:38There's no way you didn't pick this story. This is the most used story we've ever had. Okay. Just like a man gets ripped open and the baby gets shoved inside of him. And then I get to scream a lot. The scream was loud, irritating. I braced myself against it, covering my ears. It almost didn't sound human. They changed in frequency, too, drawn out in longer gaps, always coming back just as I thought they had ended. Worst, I thought as I pushed myself forward against everything in me, telling me to turn and go home, it seemed close. This was just my mind playing tricks on me, right? It's been happening for days, so why wouldn't it happen now?

1:28:22Right before the big party. Just ignore it. You can control your mind. Give no attention to the screams of a man somewhere in these woods. It's easy. I stepped over a deformed root, jutting up like a tendril. I noticed the sounds of something foaming, bubbling. A collection of sounds folding over each other, slushing together in a horrible sway. I turned towards the sound. The dim beam of my flashlight catching something there. moving. It was the bearded man, emaciated, crawling on all fours into the sunken husk of an older man. His eyes were closed, but as I watched, frozen in horror, they ripped open and the man let out a blood-curdling scream.

1:29:12The man was split at his stomach. He was screaming, unaware of his surroundings. The thin, balding man pushed open exposed skin, folding back against itself and proceeded to enter the yawning cavity head first, draping the wet skin over his balding head, dragging himself inside the carcass. A disgusting squelching noise came from the inside, the flesh, as he grabbed rib bones, pulling himself forward inch by inch. I stumbled forward a step as something bumped me from behind. A deer pushed me ahead, nudging me toward the man. I tried to spin out of its grasp, but was pinned by its sharp, browning antlers, broken in places.

1:29:55My heels dug into the dirt as I pushed back with everything I had, trying to stop the beast, but I couldn't overpower him. The bald man finished pulling himself into the corpse, his face fitting into the skin as it overcame him, and he smiled at me. I didn't scream. I couldn't. I hyperventilated. This couldn't be real. This couldn't be real. My eyes darted left and right All around me, woodland animals stood and watched I needed this to stop I was losing my mind Bang! A bullet ricocheted off the tree just to my left The animals rushed away in all directions The deer urging me forward Released me from its antlers And bounded off into the surging darkness I fell flat on my back Without thinking, I flipped onto my front Pushed up on all fours And sprinted away as fast as I could Bang!

1:30:49A bullet flew past me, inches away. Stop shooting!

1:30:57Interesting strategy. I screamed at the top of my lungs. Bang! It's cool I can just do that. Bang!

1:31:10I saw the flash of the gun, the bullet zipping past me and hitting a tree, splintering wood. Stop shooting! I screamed again, even louder, flailing my arms. He's literally dressed like Jeff the Killer doing that. The silhouette of two figures walked towards me, the Williams brothers. Shia, what are you doing out here? You're just sneaking around our house? Jackie said, annoyed. Did they just shoot at people that walked through the woods? What are you sneaking for? Robbie chimed. Why are you shooting at me, man? I exclaimed, more exhausting than I'd ever been in my life. Jackie snarled. This is my dad's property.

1:32:00And he said I can shoot into the woods anytime I want. Robbie smiled, nudging his brother quickly shaped up. Oh, hey, actually, we're glad that you're here, though. Everyone else has been arriving in the front door for the party, but we're glad you're here. Come on, let's go. Jackie said excitedly, a grin lifting the edges of his lips unnaturally. Yeah, let's go. Robbie added, beaming. The party was amazing. Everyone was dressed up, laughing, having a great time. I was welcomed by everyone. People patted me on the back. People offered me drinks. Someone even offered me some alcohol, to which I had to politely decline.

1:32:41Oh, come on! He's cool. This kid is so mean. It's almost. No one made fun of me. Some people even tried to guess what I was wearing, which was cute, but none of them got close to the right answer. The one guy called me Jeff.

1:33:14Which made me curious Does he say go to sleep? God, I hope Which made me curious if they knew Regardless, this was everything I could have ever wanted I found Sarah across the room She turned to look at me just then And our eyes connected She flashed her perfect teeth Crushed a long strand of hazel hair out of her face She had never looked more beautiful Hey, you made it She said, reaching out and touching my arm. I wouldn't miss it for the world. I nervously sat back, just happy I kept my words together. She leaned closer to me, her grip growing tighter. What is she gripping? I have something for you.

1:34:04Can you come with me?

1:34:11high school kids high school party high school children

1:34:20she smiled sliding her hand down my arm to my hand as she pulled me through the party so glad i didn't dress up as the pirate sarah opened the door to the garage and led me inside shutting it just behind us. We sat in the darkness for a moment. My heart was racing. Garage light turned on and the Williams brothers were standing in the middle of the room with a large red box in the center of the empty garage. A speckled, cartoonishly giant bow was on top. Hey, guys. I said, confused, looking to Sarah, who gestured me over to them. Go on. Sarah said, letting go of my arm. Both the brothers stood in front of me.

1:35:00Jackie put his hand on my shoulder. His grip was impossibly strong. I know we've given you a lot of hard times, but we just wanted to give you a gift to show that it's all water under the bridge. Jackie's grin spread across his face. Robbie, however, was almost purple in the face, contorting and shaking, eyes tearing. I walked up to the box, looking at Sarah, Robbie, and Jackie. Thanks, guys. This is so kind of you.

1:35:33poor bastard he honestly deserves it no he's a good kid he was walking he had practiced sneaking out of his room and then was walking through the woods practicing his quips a good man and then he gets to the party he's like no one could guess what i was like no i tore into my gift unwrapping the bow and taking the top of the box i hope it's a bomb okay come on when i saw what was inside my smile faded. Dead animals. Dead birds, dead deer, rabbits, squirrels, everything stuffed horribly into the box. Insides tangled together, bones snapped off in angles. Robbie immediately burst out in the laughter.

1:36:17Followed by Jackie and Sarah.

1:36:24All laughing at me, howling.

1:36:32Sarah, covering her mouth, laughing, pressed the garage button, and the door lifted up slowly, each panel folding up and away. The entire party stood outside. Every single one of them, shrieking with laughter, hysterical. My eyes began to flood with tears. What could I have done to deserve this? Why? Why? Jackie shouldered past me, his hand around Sarah's waist. Robbie sprinted out of the garage and started high-fiving the crowd of kids. Yes! Dead animal box! Epic break. Jackie and Sarah turned back to me as I stood alone in the garage next to the putrid, rotting present they had left for me. It's not even like making him do something or dunking something on him.

1:37:25It's just like, those are dead. And they're meant for you. Oh, we got you good. I bet you didn't think that was in there. Oh, man. You didn't really think we wanted you to come to this party, did you? Jackie said, squealing. Sarah couldn't hide her laughter, and she buried her face in a Jackie's jacket. I couldn't fight back tears. Not anymore. Not after this. I just let them spill, raising my forearm up to my eyes, quickly wiping them, not trying to give them the satisfaction that they were so desperately craving. I wouldn't let them win. Not like these. Not like this. Not like these. Not like these.

1:38:03I would leave with my head held up high. I wiped my face in my sleeve, composing myself, looked up to the crowd, finding all of them. As I scanned them in disbelief and horror, I saw it. A man standing in the very back, taller than everyone else. No expression on his face. His hair was long and unkempt. He was bearded, covered in rags. Terrified, closed my eyes. God, get me out of here. Amen. Amen. Robbie snorting, turned around and noticed the man before letting out a piggish squeal and running over to his brother.

1:38:50the crowd screamed and gasped all moving away from the man and into the garage the man didn't move jackie looked at sarah who had fear in her eyes jackie stepped forward hey hey man this is a private party so why don't you get your homeless ass out of here The man didn't move. Jackie, frustrated, moved up to the man. Did you hear me, asshole? I said this is a... Jackie's words escaped him. The man stood with his eyes shut. Suddenly, the man grabs Jackie by the arm. He flailed, trying to escape. The man opened his eyes. A blinding, piercing light emanated from them. He looked at Jackie in the eyes He was immediately blinded Jackie fell to the ground Screaming in pain Writhing on the ground The crowd screamed in terror Trying to scramble But the man opened his eyes again And shone it at the crowd Blinding everyone who stood outside They all fell and screamed in pain Kicking and screaming on the ground The sound of sneakers and boots Scraped the asphalt fingernails tearing against the concrete kids screamed for their mom others for each other all falling on deaf ears I could hear the man's bare feet walking on the garage floor I didn't open my eyes I didn't have the courage the man stopped and waited it was excruciating just kill me get it over with already open your eyes my child

1:40:35This does roll. You were right. Says the man, his voice is comforting. I trust him. Slowly letting my eyes open, revealing the man in front of me. Jesus?

1:41:05That's right, Shia. You called to me, and I answered.

1:41:36There's no way. Yeah, I wrote this.

1:42:06I fell to my knees in disbelief thinking about the last couple days thinking of the baby born in the dark woods. He gathered the animals of the forest to resurrect himself.

1:42:21For what? For me? You don't need to seek validation. That's it? That's the... Wait. My slide ends there. Huh? Mine ends there. That's the last. It goes off then. I'll keep reading.

1:42:46You don't need to seek validation from these people, Shia, which is kind of like Isaiah. You need to find love in yourself. Then and only then will others seek you as a friend.

1:43:04Thank you, Jesus. Jesus smiled, putting his hand on my shoulder. I have to admit it was comforting. You're going to cure these people's blindness, right? Oh, yeah, totally, definitely. Jesus stood up and waved his hands over the kids. Terrified, they regained their vision, screaming, scurrying off into the night. The William brothers sat in the driveway, rocking back and forth. Jesus walks over to them, kneeling down to them. This is a blessing.

1:43:42but always know I am watching at all times. Do you understand? You want to read that? Start here. I wanted to hear you read the thing, so.

1:44:00It's a good story. I have never been God so good in my entire life. You named him Shia Out of letters for my name It's almost like it And it's about a kid who was a nerd who read creepypastas Yeah And prayed And Jesus showed up and blinded the people that made fun of him That's right

1:44:26We got a little Finish it off at least

1:44:33yeah finish it off for the people right here yeah

1:44:41the brothers shook their heads nervously they got up and sprinted back into their house slamming the door behind him jesus turned and moved back to me hovering his hand over the box of dead animals began to chum and move in a crazed motion. Suddenly, the animals came back to life, jumping and flying out of the box and back into the forest. Crazed frenzy. I put my hands over my head as they rushed past and reclaimed the forest as their home once more. When I looked up, he was gone. I just looked at the last line. You have to keep reading. I was making fun of his voice.

1:45:31The rest of the school year was a lot different. People treated me differently, and things became normal after a while. Though not a lot of people talked to me. That was fine. I've done a lot of personal growing. I think I've been able to be more comfortable with myself and have poured my interest, this is like a flogging, have poured my interest into internet horror topics and have even started making videos online.

1:46:17I've got to say, I think my parents are even a fan now. They even appreciated my username, Windigoon.

1:46:40Oh cool!

1:46:47Oh cool! My first comment. This iceberg video rules!

1:47:17A couple fun facts. Me and my friend Dave, who's here, standing somewhere off to the right over here.

1:47:31We wrote this today in five hours.

1:47:38Also, the best part of it all is I got your wife's permission.

1:47:53I'm speechless. I have no rebuttal, no response. How, when did you decide to do that? I think I decided I wanted to write it a while ago, but it got really busy. And then I was like, oh shit, today's the show. So, yeah. So there, you named a character after me who praised God. Yes. I was making fun of him so much.

1:48:22And the Jeff, the kill, just Over and over You did kind of call it a little bit Bear trap So you know When? When did I call it? You kept saying like This is something you would write That's a bear trap Once again, just like how old you are Which I still don't know So I just wouldn't expect you to lie to me so hard, I guess. I thought it was a good story. For a story you wrote in five hours that was well done. Oh, good. I'm glad you like it. Yeah. Like the baby being shoved in by the deer and stuff like that, that was sick. That was cool. It was like, I was like, you can't like just have him stand up and be like, I'm Jesus.

1:49:09Yeah. You know? Right. So I was like, what's a cool way for a guy to be resurrected? and it's like if he is growing his other self and his younger self is just crawling inside of him, that's kind of cool. That is pretty sick. Yeah. That's pretty metal. Yeah. And then he shows up and blinds everyone at the end. Gosh, the amount. I was like, didn't drink alcohol. It's like me, huh? I was doing the voice. I was doing the Shinji voice. It's beautiful. Okay. It's an ironically good story, but also I will get you back. Please do. Okay, well done. Good story.

1:49:51So that takes us to our final one of the night. I was going to say, I have the story here. Since the slide's not working, do you want to read it together? What? No, the slide, that was the last of that part, too. Okay, just making sure. All right, so story three is called The Journal of a Coal Miner's Daughter. and it is written by Travis Weaver who goes by Strange Accounts on Reddit this is someone who began posting stories to the r slash creepcast subreddit

1:50:25so a few weeks ago I flew to Hunter's house and we recorded a whole bunch of episodes to try to get ahead of the curve a bit and that's when the goop suit incident took place which by the way now that it's out did he not kill that short film so good incredible

1:50:49but anyway i got to be there for the last few days of that but while we were there we recorded six episodes i think three of which are posted now we're just sprinkling them as weekends come uh one of them we read was called accounts of a soldier of a lone soldier something like that it It was about a soldier in like the American West. It was an excellent story. I was fangirling over it the whole time. This guy had a ton of accounts. So I said, hey, for the show, let's do another one of his. And then turns out he lives in Chicago. So he's here tonight. So Travis, thank you very much. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

1:51:31Very nice. Very nice. So with that, our final story of the night, ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to begin? Let's do it. Let's do it. Oh, that's a really good animation. All right. From the diary of Clara May Hutchins. May Hutchins. I'm already messing it up. Yeah, sorry. Clara May Hutchins. West Virginia, March 1907, March the 12th. Papa got stuck in the coal mine. This morning, the men from the mine, if this also turns out to be about me, I'm gonna... This morning, the men from the mine come running up the road. Uncle James first, black soot all about his cheeks, hollering for Mama. He said, Sarah, the chef's bad, but the men are in now.

1:52:20We'll get Henry out. That's my papa's name. Mama went wide in the face and clutched hold of my arm, near to pulling it out. She said, You swear it, James? Tell me he'll come back to me. Uncle James said, I swear we'll dig till our backs give. We got the boys on picks and shovels already. We'll use the dynamite we have to. Mom lifted her chin as if she was queen of the town. Didn't use it. Don't you dare tell him he won't come home. Uncle Henry looked at her long, but didn't say no more. He went back down toward the mine with the others. I heard the clank of iron and the shouts of the men and humming about the shafts like thieves.

1:53:01I asked Mama if Papa was hurt. She knelt before me and took my cheeks in her palms and said, Your daddy's the strongest man God ever made. He'll claw through Rockford for us. I'll be sitting at this table by your birthday. You mark my words. I said, What if the air runs out? She hushed me quick. Don't you let such talk pass your lips, Claire May. Air or no air, Henry Hutchins will find a way. He's got fight in them, the kind no mountain can bury. Later, when the lamps were lent, Uncle James came again. His boots left red clay clumps on the floor. He looked tired. Mom asked, Have you heard him?

1:53:42He rubbed his forehead and said, No sound yet, but we'll keep on. She would not let him rest. James, you know your brother. He'd never turn over. You'd dig till your arms fall off. Uncle James pressed his cap tight and muttered We'll do all we can do Then he turned to me Tried to smile But broke quick Clara, you're probably proud to keep and watch out with your mom Mom snapped He'll be here soon to say that himself I fucked that up one more time Sorry, I'm so nervous He'll be here soon to say that himself Nailed it

1:54:26as always you do like you're reading comprehension's excellent when you're making fun of someone yeah amen after he left mama pulled me onto her lap she rocks me back and forth near to breaking my ribs whispering in my ear he'll be home by your birthday He'll bring you ribbons from town, don't you doubt it. Her words ran over and over till they made me drowsy, though I could feel her trembling. I tried to think of Papa's laugh. He always laughed like it surprised him, quick and bright. I shut my eyes and heard the mountain groaned in the dark. When I went to bed, Mama tucked me in time. Say your prayers.

1:55:12By the time the candles are gone, your daddy will be on his way home. Candles burned to nubs The window stayed black I will say this about this author right now Not just because he's in the room Plug your ears When we were reading the soldier story There was so much language uses And tone of it That was about a gruff soldier In the American West Like 1800s That I was like, oh maybe the author Is that kind of guy is familiar with that kind of writing, but now he's doing all of it for a kid in the other side of the country 50 years later, so I think he's just good at writing. Again, not because he's in the room.

1:56:01It's the first day without Papa's voice in this house. I'll write more soon. March the 14th, Sunday. Church bell banged and banged down the lane. Mama never looked up from the stove. seemed puffed like smoke curled around her face. Kept hearing Papa's name tumble from her mouth as if she was talking to the kettle. When the bell went quiet, I sneaked out the door. Uncle James leaned on the fence with two miners. Their coats were gray as ashes and mud swallowed their boots. I crouched behind the wash barrel and pressed my cheek against it so I could hear. One miner scraped his boot in the dirt. He said, Ain't no use digging.

1:56:43The mountain eats the hole as soon as it's made. Uncle struck the rail with his fist. He's my brother. I'll not stop. The second miner spat into the mud and said, Sarah's wound ended up too hard. She won't listen to him if the truth hollers in her ear. Uncle hit the fin skin. Rail snapped and jumped a splinter. He said, Let her keep hope. What's it matter to you? The men stomped off down the lane. Uncle wiped his brow with his sleeve. and he saw me peeking by the barrel. He bent down close and said, Best you don't repeat a word, Clara. Your mama's heart hanging by a thread. March the 15th. The lamp still burned when the rooster called.

1:57:25Smoke pressed against the glass. Did you jump at that? Huh? Oh, I thought so. You jumped when the rooster broke. I almost did. Smoke pressed against the glass, leaving it black with soot. I reached for the wicks, but mama swatted me back. Leave him. He'll need the light so he can find the door. Near noon, Uncle James came up the steps. I knew him by the slam of his boots before he even showed his face. Sarah. He called. We braced the shaft with timber. But she groans like an old woman. Damn. Might be we got to quit before the mountain buries us. My favorite thing is when you recover in the accent.

1:58:09Oh, shit. Oh, god damn. Like the guy that's coming up to talk to the kid. It's like, we better get, what the, what's going on? Oh, shit. Mom stepped into the doorway, hair falling wild across her back. You'll not stop, you hear me? James Hutchins, not till Henry walks out. Uncle stood dripping on the boards, cap twisting between his palms. His coat was streaked with red mud, looked worn to the bone. Might be he's gone already. Mom sat her chin. He ain't gone. He still draws breath. I feel it. Uncle raked at the dirt in his beard and would not mean her look. He caught me peeking from the corner.

1:58:50He knelt a little, lips tugging up, crooked. Don't mind me, clearly. Your papa's mule stubborn. If any man can beat out a mountain, it's him. I tried to smile, but my belly twisted something bad. March the 20th. So, so far, she wants to get her husband back, and the brother's like, he may be dead. And she's like, no, keep looking for him. If you were trapped in a mine, how long would Allison send people to look for you? God, never. Leave me. Leave me to rot. What if there wasn't even a cave-in? Like, you were just lost somewhere in there? Yeah, I'm just wandering around. I think then at that point, too, never.

1:59:41Just like, well, he's gone. Yeah, we're in the parking lot, and you're like, oh, the gift shop. And she's like, it's over. Walking around like a giant baby, just like aimlessly walking around. Chicago.

1:59:55I'd give Kayla, if there was a guy next to her, she'd be like, can you go look for him? But if there wasn't, she'd be like, oh. There it is. That was gone. Yep. March in the... Something about Kayla. Yes, March the 20th. Three nights now, Mama is set by the window, back stiff as the chair slats, staring toward the ridge where the mine lies. Tonight she called me close. Listen, Clara, do you hear him tapping? Ooh. I held still, and all I heard were crickets singing in the weeds. Mama dug her nails in my arm. There, that's him. He's telling us not to fret. He's coming home. I wished to tell her there was nothing, but her gaze burned so bright I bobbed my head.

2:00:48Her face softened the way it does when she braids my hair. You'll be right here before the month ends. You'll see. After supper, Uncle James came heavy up the steps. He set his lantern on the table and said, Sarah, the crew can't hold much longer. The timber's grown worse each day. We'll lose men if we strike again. Mom sprang up from her chair. You're lying! You'd leave him down there to rot if you stopped. Uncle traced the lines on his brow with his hand. I'd trade my own lungs to bring him back, but there's nothing left below for us to gain. The table shook when Mama struck it. The lamp flame left high.

2:01:27Not another word, James. My Henry's alive. I hear him calling from those hills. The room went still. My throat twisted till it hurt. Uncle sat deep. It's done, Sarah. I'm sorry. Flicked a look toward me, turned his back and left without another word. March the 22nd. The house grows colder with each day. Mama no longer cooks full meals. She says Papa will be home soon, so we must save the best for him. I nibble what bread is left and right when my hands let me. I think of Uncle James sometimes. His face is long as a shovel handle, worn with sadness. I think he carries a truth. Mama will not hear, and I cannot bring it to my tongue either.

2:02:15If Papa's gone, why do I feel him in the halls at night? It's as if he walks here already. No door is open. Told myself it was dreams, yet last night I heard his boots scrape the porch. The way to them was like haystacks thrown on a car. I will say, I can't tell if this is her actually thinking that it's like a ghost, But if my mom was being fucking insane and being like, one more day. I feel like I'd start freaking myself out too, dude. You hear him, right? Yeah, exactly. He heard him. I'd be like, no. Yeah. Please get help. You know what I mean? Close the book. Dad's dead mom. Why is that so hard for you to figure it out?

2:03:01Yeah, God, get over it. Jesus Christ. I will say this reminds me so far, because like obviously growing up around coal country, everyone's got family members that were killed in the mines and stuff like that. There would always be legends about, like, you know, their ghosts haunt the mines, or you're still here. There's a place near I grew up in Bell County, Kentucky, where, which no one in here has heard of, where there was a mine collapse, like, back in the 20s. There was a group of guys who said they were on the other side of the rock, and then seven men swore that out of the side of the rock, a man opened a door, like, out of the solid stone, and said, oh, come this way.

2:03:41And they all followed him, and they walked through the rock and came out the other side. He shut the door and was never seen again. There's all these weird stories about mine collapse and shut-ins. And one of the things I remember, like an old wives' tale that get talked about, is if someone dies in the mountain, they stay on the mountain. Their spirit's always there. So it's almost like he died down in the cave, and now his ghost just went home, even if he doesn't know he's dead. It's interesting. I told myself it was dreams. Last night I heard his food scrape the porch. The weight of them was like haystacks thrown on a cart.

2:04:12Mama lifted her face to the window and kept her mind on the dark. Her eyes fixed on something through the glass. That's him. She said. He's about here. I shoved my blanket to my mouth so no sound would slip out. My belly hurt from holding still. I looked outside. I did not see Papa. I'm snuffing out Mom. That night, a pillow was going over her face. Go to him, mommy. The amount of times you talk about killing a mother figure in a store. Where's your mom at? She's back there, right? Yeah. Do you... She's back in the car.

2:04:57Are you aware of how much he talks about killing you? Yes. Yes. Okay. All right. She's fine with it, I guess. Go to sleep. We need to put you in a home immediately.

2:05:16March the 25th. Today is my birthday. I am 10 years old. I woke... Fuck a 10! Yes! I woke to mama shaking my shoulder. She was smiling so wide I near thought she'd lost her senses for good. Her cheeks were as bright as if she'd run a race and her hair hung loose, tangled like she had not closed her eyes all night. She said, Rise up, Clare May. Your papa's here. I said up quick, thinking I was dreaming. But she pulled me from the bed and near dragged me down the hall. Boards creaked under our steps, though Mama paid no mind to them. She bent over and whispered close to my ear, I told you so, child.

2:05:59I told you he'd be home this day. He's waited for it the same as you. When we stepped into the dining room, we first stopped breathing. Papa was seated at the table. He had never gone missing at all. His boots were polished and his shirt looked clean. He lifted his face to me, a smile, broad of summer sun. Happy birthday, Clara girl. His voice filled the room, deep and rolling. My knees wobbled. I had wished so long to hear him again, yet it sounded strange in my ears. Papa? He chuckled and reached out his arm. Come, dear old man. Did you think I'd miss your day? I stepped near, though my feet dragged.

2:06:46When his hand touched my shoulder, it felt worn. There was a weight in it I didn't recognize. Mama clapped at the sight. See there, Clare of May? Didn't I tell you? Didn't I say to keep his promise? Papa winked at her. Your mama never doubted. that's worth more than all the digging them boys did. I tried to smile. Mom's eyes shone bright as stars, but I could not keep from staring at him. Scent that his look was not as before. The whites around his eyes seemed too wide, the brown of them too dark, near black as coal. When he laughed, cut the air, though he meant it kindly. Mom set a plate before him.

2:07:30The wall she had left was crust and beans. She said, we saved the best for you, Henry. He tapped the table. Fine feast. Finest I've ever had. He turned to me. You ready for a good birthday, Clara? I nodded quick, but my heart beat faster. I'm gone. I'm running. Dude. Sure.

2:07:57Mm-hmm. there's a thing in horror stories where you somehow have to make the character maybe not helpless but in danger right like if it's disarming them if it's injuring them or something like that uh and the easiest way to do that's kids right like kids with parental figures what are they going to do um and there's something so menacing about the mother being like he'll be here he'll be here and then fucking insane and then one morning he's here like no yeah it's crazy No, I don't think so. Haymaker, right to the temple. Boom! Didn't you as a kid curl up on your mother's floor like a dog? Just watch her in the dark, yeah.

2:08:37Yeah. You've got a lot to say about what's creepy for other families. Just hang on the floor like a tiny little chihuahua dog. Yeah. I'm scared. Yeah. Mom had fetched the little cake she had made from cornmeal and sweet drippings. She placed it in the center with the stub candle stuck in the top. Flame trembled, though there was no draft. Scott, you've been to Appalachia. The corn mill with the sweet drippings, my gosh. Papa leaned near. Blow it out, girl. Make your wish. I shut my lids and wished everything would be the same as before. Then I blew. Smoke curled in the air. When I opened my eyes, he was still watching me.

2:09:20Stiff as a picture painted with too many layers. mama kissed his cheek i knew you'd claw through that mountain henry i knew it papa patted her arm a man don't lay down for stone a man make stove bound for him they laughed together i forced a lot god it's their birthday too by the way

2:09:46i forced a laugh too and my skin prickled as if ants crawled under it I felt Uncle James' words in my head. He had said there was nothing of Papa left to bring home. Yet here Papa sat, cheerful as you please, but I stray away from seeing his eyes. They're not the eyes I remember. March the 26th. I kept close to Mama all day. Papa sat in his chair like a king come home and spoke of little things, as if the world were small enough to hold in his hands. When Uncle James came at noon, he did not step in at once. He stood at the door rubbing the cuff of his sleeve. Sarah, I came to see my brother. Mama held her head high.

2:10:33Then step in, he's right here. Papa smiled wide behind her as if the air were a joke between old friends. Yes, come in, James, sit yourself. Papa strode into the dining room and struck the table with his knuckles. Not hard, but enough to rattle the plate.

2:10:56What?

2:10:59It's a quote. Rattles plate, Uncle Hungers Cap on the... What are you looking at? Rattles plate, Uncle Hung... Henry? Okay, that line ain't in mine. Uncle hung his cap on the peg and stepped in. His boots made little sound, though Uncle is never a quiet man. Wait, I need to address that line too? Henry. He said in a soft way I hardly knew. Where did you come up? And now we're back to what we have again. Where any man would. Papa answered. Straight through. Uncle's mouth pinched. Straight through what, brother? Papa laughed and the sound slipped around the room like a cold draft. Through what stood in my way?

2:11:47You set your feet down, you press in, and the mountain minds you. There's plenty of cracks to follow. Mama clapped her palms at once. There! You hear him, James? You doubted, and now he's here. Uncle turned from Papa to me, then to Mama. Sarah, I have to say what's true. We pulled no man from that seam. We boarded the shaft shut. Not a single body could pass through here. I'm telling you, haymaker, temple I'm already gone I'm in a wagon or some shit riding away A wagon? Happy fucking 10th birthday to me, dude, I'm gone Papa bent forward with his elbows on his knees You calling me a ghost, James?

2:12:37I reckon I don't know what to call you Uncle said His words shook, then flattened again Mama moved between them. That is enough, James. Room went still. Papa's smile did not change. Quit your worries. The girl is having a birthday month. Do not sour with idle talk. Uncle worked his jaw. Sarah, take Claire and come stay with Ellen and me tonight. Let things be sorted out before you come back. He bent toward me. You may bring your book if you wish. Papa rose. The chair legs scraped the floor. I didn't do that. The chair legs scrape the floor as if the wood did not care for the sound. The women of this house stay in this house.

2:13:21The man keeps the gifts given them close.

2:13:30Slay.

2:13:36Uncle stood his ground. His palms hung open. Cords in his neck rising like rope. Brother, tell me the name of your first mare. Papa looked at him mild. Old red. Uncle fixed him. She was dappled gray. Papa's teeth bared in a strange way. Gray turns red when it must. Mama said. Enough. Her cheeks burned and her gaze ran wet. James, when you spoke rot in my door, go on home. Come again when you can behave. Uncle snatched his cap. fixed on me a long while the belt closed so mama could not hear. You hear me, Claire May? If anything changes, you run to my door and pound to your fist ache, no matter what your mama says.

2:14:22I'll go with you now. Right now. Also, that answer's a cop-out, where it's like, what's the name of our first horse? Old Red. It was gray. Well, you know, what is red, if not a gray? Okay, that's not really the question. Mama moved toward him, but he slipped back and caught the jam. I mean it. When Uncle was gone, Papa shut the door with a neat snap and slid the bolt. He turned to me. Let the man have his hero talk. Seems like he fancies it. Mama kisses Papa's cheek. He will keep quiet once he thinks on it. Papa said, I think it never helped, James. Then he looked at me. Fetch me a water cup. I brought it.

2:15:04His fingers closed over it like the lid of a box. He drank it greedily and smacked his lips. Mmm. Fine water. He said as if the taste were richer than any soda at the store. March the 27th. Mama kept the curtains drawn as if light could do us harm. Papa said he liked the room dim. Daylight struck in his head when it came too bold. After supper he called to me. Fetch your blanket, Claire girl. I'll set you to bed and give you a tale. No fun. You want to know what it's like coming back from hell? sure I feel like that would be you with your kid though if the kid's like tell me a bedtime story I'd be like let's watch the thing instead yeah now you pull out a piece of paper and be like well there was a deer that flew through and shot blood everywhere Jesus came it was awesome Jesus showed up and blinded everyone did I tell you about my Isaiah he's a dork he's long dead now but I wish you could have met him How did he die, Dad?

2:16:16I don't know Doesn't that seem kind of disrespectful That your co-host died God, I just forget how beautiful my daughter's voice is That wasn't a question Thank you, Daddy I feel like you're bringing up something to Run around the point I was making About you don't care about What happened to Isaiah? Yes

2:16:42I carried it quick for he waited at the doorway smiling broad he sat on the edge of my bed and folded the blanket up under my chin his fingers were heavy, harder than he knew your papa's got a story fit for my Clara girl he said his lips stayed curled but the joy never seemed to reach the rest of his face it's about a man in the deep dark I opened my mouth to ask for horses or fairies. But the words stuck them up. Can we talk about anything else? I would love just... Horses, please. I feel like if I'm going to bed, this is a bad idea. Also, why don't you make noise when you walk? It's because I float.

2:17:32You say that in the fairy costume. My little wings, they patter. You know, what's funny about the Fairy Queen opening is I was talking in the car with Nate, and I'm like, because we were talking about you're just going to sing to the song when you sung it. And I sat there for a minute, and I'm like, you know there is a song, Fairy Queen, that we could pull the actual song from. And Nate was like, I mean, why would we want to? Yeah. Just let Hunter sing to himself. It's a whole thing. It happens. No. No.

2:18:15What is this football team you have? I love it.

2:18:25I was caught! No, I'm kidding. No, I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it.

2:18:53I'm shy. Leave me alone.

2:19:01Nothing!

2:19:07It's a quote. Your papa's got a story fit for my Clara girl? There was a man who worked in the mines, Clara girl. He was strong. Oh, yes. Stronger than the timber that braced the mountain above. This is still a quote. Oh, yeah, there's shit. My bad. My highlighter didn't do it. Sorry. But one day there was an accident. The roof fell all the stone above it. It did not cry out. He set his teeth down and clawed at the earth. He thought, I will see the sky again. So he scraped at the walls, tore his nails, spoke to himself of his wife and child, and of birthday cakes. Then the air thinned and the man coughed.

2:19:58He spat black. He choked black. He cried black. Okay. Can I have cake now? I'm almost done. His eyes strung and burned till he could not blink the sting away. Even his skin turned the color of the coal around him. Still he thought he would not give over. But the dark has watchers, Clara. things that live where no sun has ever shone. They wondered what fire burned a man who would not die when the mountain told him so. They wondered what gift kept beating at the rock when every bit of him was already broken. So they leaned close to the man. They spoke to him. Give it to us. Give us your gift. Seriously, just one piece of cake.

2:20:53And at last the man sagged. his nails worn to nothing his jets empty of air he could not fight any longer he lay upon that coal and the watchers touch him they took the bright thing that burned behind his ribs they pulled it out and drank it

2:21:16okay and when they were done they wore his shape they filled his boots They walked where he could not. They went to his house, to his bed, to his child. What? They came to sit at her table. To stroke her hair. Stop touching me. To whisper to her what it is to die in the dark. And the Watchers found what they wanted, Clara Girl. They found it in the fight of man, too stubborn to lie still. They wear him still. They sit beside you now. No way. Seriously? Okay. Turn my face to the pillow so you would not see the tears come. He bent near, his breath hot in my ear. Now you will sleep and will not tell a soul.

2:22:16If you love your mama, you keep your lips shut. remember love is quiet so why did you tell me kind of a fucked up it's okay

2:22:37little hunter's like yep that's fine not telling anyone yep yeah but think about it that was a very menacing sequence the watcher they wore his shape they wear it still It's fucked up. Yeah. God. Still just want to say, I just look at it. She's just like, okay. Thank you so much. Okay, thank you. Birthday cake was fun, right, Dad? We like the cake. He's like, you might not think this, but I'm not actually your dad. His face is like sagging. She's like, no. Are you serious? Okay.

2:23:15Puffed out the lamb. The dark folded round him like mine itself And I lay stiff, too afraid even to call Mama's name March the 28th I got up before the rooster spoke Slid on my stockings and tied my shoes with no squeak And stood still to hear if the house woke Mama slept in the chair by the stove, shawl crooked Mouth open like a nestling I kept my face from the bedroom door where Papa lay I eased the latch and went out The yard was hard with cold and the grass shone like glass when the faint light touched it I kept it the fence where the ground is packed and made no prints I went down the lane to Uncle James' place Smoke came thin from his chimney and I could smell bacon rind I tapped twice with my knuckles He opened with his suspenders hanging and his hair pressed flat on one side Clara girl?

2:24:10He said, the sleep sliding off him You alright? he said uncle it's not him he pulled me inside and set me on the stool near the table kettle sang on the hob and he poured me a cup of coffee milk i held it with both hands my fingers were wide at the tips tell it straight he said and he crouched so his eyes met mine no shy talk so i told him the story papa told me about the deep dark uncle closed his eyes and pulled air through his nose. Lord help us. He said no louder than the kennel. Clara, I'm sorry your ears took that in. I said, He's sweet to mama in his face, but there are teeth behind it.

2:24:55He told me to keep my lips shut if I loved her. Good on her for going there and not being afraid. Yeah, one of the only smart children in the story. Yeah. Yeah. So she's like, well, I guess I have to stay here with the demon thing. Yeah. Uncle set his palm on the table like it was the only thing holding him up. You did right to come. You stay with us tonight. Ellen will fry eggs. We will think and make a plan, and we will fetch a share if it needs be. And Ellen came in tying her hair. She saw me. She put her arms around me quick and looked to Uncle. He said only. We had us come to it. She nodded once and kissed my brow like I was fevered.

2:25:41We had no more than set the plates down when a shadow crossed the window. The door jumped under a hard knock. Mama called through the door, hard as a whip. James, you open up now. You took my child. Uncle set his eyes. Stay behind me. He opened the door wide. Mama stood on the stoop, hair wild, shawl still hanging wrong. Your stare burned hot and bright. You hand her over. You will not turn my girl against her, Papa. Uncle spoke plain. Sarah, there is evil in your house. Let Clara stay here till I fetch the law. She slapped him. Fast, bright crack. You will not shame my husband with foul talk.

2:26:24Air came hard through her nose. From her shawl, she drew Papa's revolver. She kept it low, metal catching the morning like ice. And Ellen cried. Sarah, put that down for God's sake. Mom's hand shook. Clara May? She said, and her voice turned soft as if nothing had broke. Come to me now. Uncle lifted his hands. Sister, you put that way. I will not raise a hand to you, but listen. The mind has never brought him up. The shaft is boarded. What sits in that chair is not our Henry. Mom's mouth trembled and said, You speak of this no more. Clara, now. He gave one slow nod with his lips pressed tight.

2:27:10I will comfort you. He said close to my ear. I stepped to Mama. She put the pistol in her pocket and pulled me close like a prize. She did not look back as we went down the lane. Frost had left and the path was wet. My shoes took the mud and let it go with the little sucking sounds. When we came to the house, Papa stepped from the parlor. Anita's a man off to church. His collar was straight as a rule. He smiled so wide I thought his skin would split. There you are. I was about to fetch you two. Have a treat up the road. Fuck. One treat. I'm telling you, roundhouse kick straight to the jaw. Again, insert joke about you wanting to kill mother figures in stories.

2:28:01But in this case, yes, absolutely. There's one thing about being in mourning that you're in denial, and there's another of like, everyone else can die for this. It's fine, yeah. I'll kill my daughter. This is worth it. Her anger slid off her face like warm wax. A birthday stroll to the works. There's a sign to show my girls. My stomach flipped. I don't want to go.

2:28:29That's really cool, Dad, and all, but I've got school. or something. Um, Dad, no thanks. Um, Clara, you're gonna want to see this.

2:28:48Thank you.

2:28:54He laughed, pleasant as a song sung wrong. Now, Clara girl, you do. A man shows his house to his own. The mind is my house, too. mom's like okay yeah okay that's great yeah well mine let's go back in there why not he took he took mama by one hand and me by the other his grip was warm yet it felt like a jar with the seal snapped walk the track that climbs from the creek tipple stood like a black scaffold against the sky the mule pathway stamped hard and smelled of damp earth crow followed us a ways and and quit. Papa's step never hitched. He kept a hum in his throat, a tune I did not know and did not like.

2:29:41At the mouth of the mine there hung a fog that did not move. A chain crossed the opening with the sign wired on, Keep out. Papa raised the chain as if it weighed nothing and let it fall behind us. He placed Mama at the lip of the dark. You go first, Sarah. He said, Sweet sugar. I want you to feel how still it is inside. Mama turned to the black and then to him. I saw a doubt tip across her face. Pressed at her elbow, not hard, and it moved her. Go on. He said, easy as a hymn. I'm right here. She stepped into the dark. Her shape point small and was gone. The fog shut like a door. The sound rose from the deep I cannot spell.

2:30:32Not a cry, not a laugh. Like a grain sack, torn and poured slow. Only the grain was not grain. It was wet. I felt sick. Now you. Papa said. Gave my arm a light push, playful to a stranger. It moved me too far. No. He said, my words thinned. Please, Papa. He leaned in, staring black as cold water. A good girl minds her father. Bootsteps hit the stones behind us, quick and hard. Clara. Uncle called. Come here. Okay, yeah.

2:31:23it's so funny to have like a football team pumped about creepypastas i the description of it sounded like a sack of grain but wet like she's like okay honey just in half no thank you I just remembered I'm actually allergic to caves. Funny story with that. He came into the cut with Webb and Rawls and Pace, caps low and lamps ready. Webb gripped a pick. Pace carried a length of timber. Papa turned slow and set me behind him with one sweep. He smiled at the men as if they were boys at play. Uncle's face looked mean. Step away from the child. Papa held me behind him like I was a basket of eggs. Uncle James and the men held fast in the cut.

2:32:16Their lamps lit their faces and threw long shadows up the timbers and stones. The fog at the mouth curled like smoke that would not rise. Uncle said, Step from the girl. Do it now. Papa laughed. The sound rolled along the hills and came back like another man answered. Brother, why so fierce? I bring my family to see what made me. This is a proud day. Come shake my palm. Dipped his crown to his shoulder so far, a click ran through him. His back rippled under the shirt, like cats crawling under a sack. His knees hitched and set again, too fast as if joints found new rungs. His boots shifted side to side the way mill roaches slip into seams.

2:33:04Mr. Rawls said, name yourself Papa said I have a fine name at home and a better one below

2:33:16that's a great line that goes hard because when he said name yourself I'm like oh I don't know if I really want to give it a name like it's too cool and that's like okay we're cooking I apologize what if he was like Stephen oh my I was afraid. I forgot who we were. I'm just so used to stories getting to that point of being like Lucifer or something. It's like whatever. Which you pulled a Jesus earlier. So what a pain. He set his palm on my shoulder again. Each piece of it a separate weight. My stomach rolled and my knees knocked. Uncle's words pulled thin. You will not have her. Popped a pitch forward and the lamplight caught the white surrounded stare.

2:34:04thick as chalk. You will not take my child. She is mine. Uncle stepped closer, careful, his boots grinding the shell. Henry, if any part of you hears, I beg you, let her go. Papa hissed through his teeth, though the grin held. You always envied Henry, James. Envied my strength. Envied my wife. Now you take my daughter, too. Papa showed his teeth. All of them. The mountain keeps what it claims. I'll return another day and we will take your gifts from all of you. Then he set both palms on the splintered boards of the gates and climbed like a barn spider up a sill. Jesus! Good God! See? See? Okay.

2:34:55So I'm not crazy. It's my birthday.

2:35:01His body bent where A body should not bend, and his boots found holds where no holds were. He slid into the thinnest crack of the mines with a speed not meant for men. The dark swallowed him. A wet rope sound came again, softer, as if the cave welcomed him home. We stood there with the water dripping and the chalk marks ghosting the boards. No one spoke for a long count. I could hear the cave breathing like a great chest behind the ribs of the hills. Uncle said, very soft, Clara May, you are coming home with me. He wrapped his coat around my shoulders and smelled the sweat and salt and the tobacco he never lights in the house.

2:35:50July the 2nd. It's been four months since Papa took Mama into the dark. I live with Uncle James and Aunt Ellen now. I sleep in the small room under her quilt and help with eggs and mending Aunt Ellen gives me ribbons and makes me comb my hair neat each morning She said a girl must keep herself proper even when her heart's heavy Uncle tells me Clara Mae, you are welcome here But I miss Mama's laugh on her good days I miss Papa's whistle as he walked the yard I miss how they filled the house together even when they quarreled The days crept on plain But when the sun drops and the ridge turns black, the hills stir.

2:36:33A sigh runs through them like a throat too big for its face. And become the voices in the stone. Last night, it was Mama first. Clara. She called, gentleness, when she tended to my dress. Come home now. Your bed is cold without you. Then Papa, same as before. Clara, girl. Mind your father. Don't linger with others. His words echoed around like water, dripping down a deep well. I told myself it was only wind, but the sound clung to the walls. I pressed my hands to my ears, but still I heard them calling. This morning I asked Uncle if voices could travel from the mine. and sat down his cup and looked away.

2:37:25Mountains say many things, but we do not follow the voices that call us deeper. Sometimes I think if I opened the door, I'd see Mama and Papa waiting at the fence. Other times I dread the thought that whatever calls from the mountains would not wear their faces at all.

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