In short
“Best of Unfair: Part 1” is a chaotic compilation episode built around an invented “unfair/fair” constitution. The hosts repeatedly trigger rules by saying “unfair,” then resolve disputes with coin flips, dice (d6 rolls), and “wheel of fairness” mechanics. The episode also includes mock sponsor reads (Lemonati/7up lemon-lime propaganda; Sweetgreen fall harvest; blinds.com window treatments).
Guests
No named guests appear as interviewees. The “guests” are the three recurring hosts/players: Mark, Bob, and Wade (plus occasional references to Stephen Bartlett as a character/bit).
Key claims
“Unfair” can be declared by anyone; saying it triggers three coin flips. Winning/losing flips can make outcomes “doubly fair/unfair,” reverse point totals, or change scoring categories. Coin outcomes determine whether points are kept, reversed, doubled, or nullified.
Notable examples
“Wheel of fairness” penalties (hosting a one-man show), “all question marks” point conversion, a “die and come back” stakes flip, and a final “Scottish accent” unfairness challenge.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOIntroducing Best of Unfair Part One
1:20 to 1:33
Setting the stage for the episode focused on unfairness.
“From mistaken vernacular to outright It's derailing episodes.”
Debating Fairness Clauses
1:33 to 4:00
The hosts discuss potential fairness clauses and rules.
“Do we want to rip out the subreddit appeal thing?”
Coin Flip Mechanics
4:00 to 6:30
Discussion about the rules surrounding coin flips and their implications.
“We're going to do an episode just called Fair or Unfair, where every three seconds we're like, well, guys, we're flipping again.”
Rolling for Points
6:30 to 8:00
The hosts discuss how points will be calculated through dice rolls.
“This guy gets two slices of the wheel, but you know, we'll let it slide this once.”
Challenging Unfairness
8:00 to 10:00
A segment where hosts declare unfairness and its consequences.
“Oh, gods of coin, I just want to remove all points that were decided by a dumb question mark.”
Final Decisions and Outcomes
10:00 to 14:01
The hosts conclude the episode with the results of their gameplay.
“That's Tails, because Heads is the lady in the dress.”
The Unfair Game Continues
14:01 to 18:02
Join the hosts as they debate the fairness of their game results and engage in a coin flip challenge.
“Okay, so you are challenging that it's unfair that that ends that specific round that you think you should continue to do.”
Debating Points and Fairness
18:03 to 28:00
The hosts discuss the implications of scoring, recounts, and the fairness of points awarded during their game.
“If I reverse the points, don't I end up with 12?”
The Coin Flip Debate
28:00 to 28:55
The hosts discuss the implications of a coin flip in their game.
“Does that count as a flip or do I flip it?”
Declaring Unfairness
28:55 to 30:58
The hosts argue about fairness and declare unfairness in their game.
“There's gotta be more competition There has to be it's just so unfair.”
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Doubling Points Discussion
30:58 to 34:30
The conversation revolves around doubling points and the effects of fairness.
“I was thinking to myself, I feel like there were a lot of judge misses today, which is pretty much equal on both of our sides, honestly.”
The Immortal Coin Flip
34:30 to 36:48
A pivotal moment where a coin flip determines one player's immortality.
“So Mark has one unfair that the wah-wah point wasn't fair for him.”
Final Round Stakes
38:34 to 42:00
The hosts discuss the stakes of a final round and the concept of fairness.
“I think we should do one final round that it turns out is worth...”
Coin Flipping Strategies
42:00 to 44:30
Discover unique and humorous strategies for flipping coins in discussions.
“Have a lady looking away as heads and you put a lion's tail as the tails.”
Philosophy and Fairness
44:30 to 46:20
Engage in a light-hearted debate about philosophy and fairness during the game.
“Giving up a boon is your whole turn since when?”
Game Mechanics and Coin Rules
46:20 to 48:31
Explore the mechanics of their game and the whimsical rules surrounding coin flips.
“Didn't Bob get a turn after getting out?”
Scottish Accents and Fairness
51:33 to 55:48
A playful discussion about accents and the ongoing fairness theme in their game.
“I mean, it's probably not going to happen, so it's probably...”
The Coin of Fairness
55:48 to 56:00
Conclude with the introduction of a 'coin of fairness' to resolve ties.
“And he has to spin the winner's wheel twice.”
The Coin of Fairness:
56:00 to 57:09
A light-hearted discussion about the physical coin used to determine fairness in the game.
“Oh, wait, you have like an actual coin of fairness?”
Heads or Tails Dilemma:
57:10 to 58:38
The hosts engage in a humorous segment about flipping the coin to decide game outcomes.
“I mean, we're giving the speeches, but look, I guess technically if we're going to do this, what's unfair is Wade is winning.”
Unfair Challenges and Stakes:
58:39 to 1:01:22
Discussion about unfairness in gameplay and the stakes involved in the coin flip.
“oh man i wanted to cheat so bad i did too but the other way I saw it land heads and I was like What do I do?”
Deciding Points and Fairness Rules:
1:01:23 to 1:06:09
The hosts clarify points awarded and the implications of winning or losing based on the coin flip.
“No, I was going to give you the point for Endzone.”
Transcript
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1:44I don't even know if we should have an unfairness clause. Shall I just write down remove all unfairness clauses? We could do something where, you know, if someone declares something is unfair, something's done on the spot, but I don't know what that would be. An immediate wheel. Another wheel spin. One more wheel spin. The wheel of fairness. If one of us declares something is unfair, we spin a wheel where either we win the appeal or we're forced to host a one-man show. It's a risky claim. No, no. It's got to be something with, like, trial by combat. You know, is this unfair? Let God decide. What if it's just a coin flip?
2:22Heads for fair, tails for unfair. What if it's a really heavily stacked against it being unfair coin flip? Like you can declare it's unfair, but it's a nine to one chance it's going to be fair. Do you have to win three coin flips in a row for it to be fair? I like that. Then we just have a wheel of fairness. Nah, the coin flip is cool. Okay, coin flips. If you win three coin flips in a row, it was unfair and you are justified. That is fate saying... That's the universe taking your side. Yeah, and you can only do that once. What, a 1 in 8 chance? 3 coin flips? 1 in 8? That's fair. That's actually...
2:54That's pretty good. That's better than what Mark wanted. What if you lose all 3 coin flips in a row? Does anything bad happen? I mean, once you lose one, I feel like you just stop. You don't lose again. Once you lose one, it is fair. Well, I mean, I'm saying if you forced it to flip 3 times... I get what he's doing. Because you have to flip 3 times, and that's another 1 in 8 chance that something terrible happens. For daring invoke... It's double point loss. You know, if you don't get 3 in a row... 75 % chance you're good. 12.5 % you win. 12.5 % you really lose. That's good. I like that. So we're not just throwing out unfairness willy-nilly.
3:29There has to be a risk. Okay, so if you lose three coin flips in a row, what was it? You lose double the points or you get double the unfair. Yeah, whatever you said was unfair will be dealt double. So like if Mark gives you a point, I'm like, that should be my point. And I say it's unfair. You would get two points. Or, you know, if Mark says I lose a point, I'm like, no, I don't lose a point. That's unfair. We do the three coin flips, then I can either lose two or... We should make it that as soon as the word unfair falls out of someone's mouth, it happens, even if they don't realize they're doing it.
3:59So we got to be very careful about what we're saying, because as soon as the word unfair comes out, coin flip immediately. Stop everything what we're doing. We're going to do an episode just called Fair or Unfair, where every three seconds we're like, well, guys, we're flipping again. All right, that's in there. once per episode you may declare unfairness by saying the word unfair out loud and initiate three coin flips win three in a row and unfairness is proven lose three flips in a row and it is made doubly unfair well it's made doubly fair because if it was unfair then the unfairness would be valid that's fair enough fair enough if we say fair you have to flip or just unfair both is that what we're saying the trigger word is unfair so if like thank you mark that's incredibly fair nothing happens but for like mark that's unfair we immediately coin for it i think it also should be valid if you trick another host into or another contestant into saying unfair i like that i think if anyone ever says the word unfair for any reason and any of the other two people hear it and catch it it is triggered yeah even if it's in if it's a trick what about synonyms to unfair what about like what we say like that's unreasonable has to be the word unfair what if you say fun fair can't spell fun fair without unfair he said it no parts of other words no hyphenations must be unfair i gave us three episodes before we forget this rule oh yeah no the convolution is very good though because it will forget about it for like months and then out of nowhere during a highly heated episode someone will just be like he said it and then it will happen and it'll i think the audience can participate if they catch us not saying it they can remind us and then we have to doubly unfair later.
5:36Nah, that's stupid. Ah, fuck me. No, see, that's the thing. We don't need to enumerate that. I think we have a good rule here, and if the subreddit points out that we're not doing it, we can just on the fly do whatever fucking bullshit we want and jazz it up later, or do makeups or something, or ignore them because they suck, or whatever we want. That removes all current unfairness clauses, and that's our current appeals and unfair process. No more red flags and blah blah blah blah. Yeah, none of that. Great. Good constitution boys. We could trick the audience into getting our watch time up because they have to pay attention if they want to.
6:11Yeah, they're gonna have to really scrutinize. Yeah, they're gonna have to go back through and listen again. Make sure they didn't miss anything. The fools. Man, I would love to add two to the wheel, like half a point for Bob and half a point for Wade. Wait, where am I then? If the wheel doesn't come up, I'm cool with that. I'm cool with that. That's fun. That's fun. Yeah, I think Bob and I both agree. We could add two. All right, put it on. This guy gets two slices of the wheel, but you know, we'll let it slide this once. I really want to ask, I don't know if the host, I could do this, but...
6:41I don't think you can't. I'm confused what would even happen if you succeeded, but I'd love to know. Yeah, let's find out. All right, I'm declaring unfair because I should have one of those. There should be one for me, but if it gets declared not double fair... One more for each of us?
7:04God, I fucking hope some tails come up. So if Mark wins, we all get one or just him? No, if Mark wins, he also gets one so that each of us has one. If Mark, if it's all tails, you and I get two and Mark still has zero. Okay. Here we go. Oh no. Is that tails? No, mine's heads. Mine is the lady and traditionally the lion or whatever the fuck this is has been my tails. Oh, so close. Bob, you got 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 plus 5, 16 points. Mark, you got 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 8 points.
7:53Seems like the dice didn't do you many favors but we haven't done our wheel spins yet so maybe you can make up 8 points on wheel spins alright here's why I'm not throwing the thing is because I get dice are impartial and there's no way that I could have universally injected luck into them but I can now I am invoking you gods of the coin I declare unfair okay so I just read you the score was 16 to 8 Invoking unfair, you're saying that's not the score. So if you were right... I want... I just want a chance. You would double your score to tie it? No, no. Here's what I... Oh, gods of coin, I just want to remove all points that were decided by a dumb question mark.
8:47Make me have a chance! Okay, alright. So what's the tails outcome of that? Double. All the points are added by question marks. Yeah. Oh, only question mark points? Only question, well if it's either no question marks or all, or double question marks, right? No, I like that. What if all the points are converted to question marks, but all new question marks have to be rolled? So then we, then it basically kind of resets the points and it is, it will be even more fair. Doubly fair. If question marks are the fair way, then so shall it be. But if they're unfair, get them out of here! If Mark wins the score would be 11 points bob 10 points mark before we go into wheels all right all right i would take it if it's all question marks then the score is five to negative two with a whole lot of sixes to roll all right i'm okay with this come on heads is mark tails all heads is gets rid of question marks all tails is all question marks i love this this is my favorite one we've done so far.
9:52This is what it's meant to be. Please don't be nothing. Ha! Ah! Ha! Tails? Oh my god, Tails, Tails. That's Tails, because Heads is the lady in the dress. Okay, so we're into all question marks. I guess that's an acceptable outcome! Well, right now, it's not looking good for you. Thank you, Gods of Unfair, I think maybe. Hold on for a second before I thank you. So I have to roll 10 d6s for mark and 11 d6s for bob and then do all the math i like my chances starting with a three-point lead you have a seven-point lead bob it's all question marks that's all right get ready for the most sixes you've ever seen in your life and i just hope it's on my turn all right so who's this for then mark you won the challenge no you lost the challenge technically technically so bob you decide who goes first.
10:45I want to go first. All right. Bob is first. Bob, I have to roll 11 D6s for you. Yes. Good. Okay. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11. Yes, no wait no. I don't know what the hell that came out to I got a I got a final tally of three Plus three to my score, but we'll see if everyone agrees I got plus three is the end. That's what you said Yeah, that's what I got you have a plus three and you already had a five So right now you're at eight. Yes eight to negative two that that's in the range. That is possible Mark you started at negative two you've got ten rolls Uh-huh, I'm watch you better roll some fucking winners all right ten times one now two Three yes four all right five no six no seven no hate no nine yes That's so close wait Okay, so mark we got plus one minus one plus one plus one plus three plus two plus one plus three no minus one plus three is that right one two I got 12 I got 12 11 minus one's 10 plus I got 13 oh well I'm not very good at math but I agree I might be wrong here let me let me double check no that's what I got I got 13 too so you're probably right I'm not gonna I did that all on the fly on my fingers one two five seven eight 11, 10, 13, minus 2, 11.
12:35So 11 for Mark is greater than 8 for Bob. No.
12:44What a weird switch. Man, Wade, your size is weird. What does that mean? What does that mean? It's got two lie points, some negatives, a scratched out completely thing going on here. Man, you might want to flip that coin. Some ain't right. Alright, unfair. I'll do it right now. Alright, well, you didn't... I didn't... What is it for? What's unfair? Tell us. I was gonna say, let me read it first, and then you can decide. No, I declare unfair. To your points? Yes. All of Wade's points are unfair. I like this. This could go really well for me. Alright, so if it's all unfair, then I need to reverse all of the points values.
13:29But I'll tell you that's not going to help you. No, I like this. This is good At least then they'd be fair. You could have let me read them first. All right. No, that would have been more unfair All right. Okay. All right. Okay. Where's my coin? There it is. Here we go
13:50Heads tails tails tails. Sorry bud. All right. Very fair very fair points fair points. Thank you mark for a fair game I'm clearly biased against you because that's your third strike. You're out of here. Thank God. Unless, hold on, where's my coin? Oh God, no. I think this game should keep going. Unfair!
14:16Okay, so you are challenging that it's unfair that that ends that specific round that you think you should continue to do. I think stupid was a stupid answer. Well, that's true, but I wasn't looking for... Alright. So if we get all heads, then Wade wins. If we get all tails, then Wade loses. And it was fair and shall be made doubly fair. Yes.
14:44I got tails. Tails. Oh. Damn it. Turns out it was the right amount of fair. Reflip! Un-unfair fair. Double dog unfair. I appreciate that you tried that Wade. Alright, well, I can't argue anymore. The coin is declared. Who gives a fuck about what would be inside the diary of a CEO? What? Oh, oh, July 27th. Too much money today. They brought three big trucks full of money to my house. And I was like, where am I to put all of this money? Oh, my money closets are all full. I'll have to start filling my third pool with money Then I was like oh then I could Scrooge McDuck my way through the pool But we all know that doesn't work.
15:32We've all tried that When you get your first few truckloads of money everybody tries the Scrooge McDuck Life is unfair Oh No, wait, but I didn't say it. He said it Oh no Oh, no! So wait, this was not even Bob. This was Stephen Bartlett calling unfair. All right. If it's all heads, Stephen Bartlett's podcast gets deleted. If it's all tails, our podcast gets deleted. It's the only way. Oh, well, let's see what happens, I guess. This is a really important coin flip. Wait, there's more. All right, you know what? Fuck it. Here we go. Ha! Tails. Oh thank god. Oh we almost got him! Oh that was close.
16:30I like how mine's a dramatic reveal cause the focus doesn't work anymore. I like how mine's a dramatic reveal cause what the fuck is mine? Mine's a lady and a lion. The lion is tails. Don't ask questions. Mine's a George and an eagle. Oh one of us needs to unfaire it then. Oh I already said it anyway. Wait said unfair. So either we both get two points or we both get none. You heard the man. You know what? I got my coin. God damn it.
17:01Heads, uh-oh. Tails. Oh, well, mine doesn't even matter. That brings our current score. Mark at 12. Bob at 9. Me at 1. The switching of Bob's point really made a difference here. I declare unfair On the final point totals Okay What are we gonna, no points, no points No points, that would make it Yeah, so what does this change Do I reverse them? If it is unfair and I win I think they should be reversed And if it's If it's fair, then they stay the same And if it's to be made doubly fair I guess Mark should probably get double points Or some shit Well, no, everyone would get double points. It would be doubly fair.
17:46Yeah, that's true. And then we'd be doubly distant, but not impossibly distant. Well, it'd still be impossibly distant. All right. Eric. So I reverse the points if it's... If it's all heads. Okay.
18:01I got heads. Oh. Oh. Fuck! I got heads. But hold on. If I reverse the points, don't I end up with 12? No, you don't. It's just me and him. Ah, fuck. I really thought I was going to give myself the win there. I can't believe that worked. Bob, you got half a point for both on the hoof and frog sticks. Sure. Two TikTok updates. Need help escaping TikTok. Bigfoot vlogging. Tinder's on a boat. Amorous Congress. Red Robin. Red Baron. World War I. Franz Ferdinand. lean away uh oh cop a mouse happy cabbage and mark's a coward mark you got a half point for groping you got points for hit that horse google crimes alleged oh google's alleged crimes coding genius eggs on toast hump the something hump the swag yeah there was so much time in between the previous point in that point in the ketchup take the egg fly rig wait there's a hole the entire episode in between the the fuck wait i might not have read the words in order this doesn't answer any wait there's a hole in between there that's missing no fun fair oh unfair there's an entire section of the episode that i was not scored upon meanwhile bob got two for the same thing a joke about the Red Baron and Franz Ferdinand were one after the other.
19:37That was all just one point. We'll still unfair. Alright, unfair. Something's unfair in here. I guess we'll see and I'll figure it out. My score, you need to review the entire episode and you need to account again for all of my correct and or half point answers and cross-reference it to make sure that your scoring is correct. Alright. Heads! Tails. Heads. Very close. You're lucky, Wade. That was close. You're lucky. I didn't, I wouldn't have done it. No, you would have had to do it, or you would have been cursed forever by the coins. I'll take the curse, I guess. I'm pretty lazy. That leaves Wade with a total of six points, and Mark with a total of eight and a half points.
20:22I'm not as far behind as I should have been. I thought, yeah, I thought that would have been a much bigger discrepancy there. You even found your own penny last time. Oh wait, I'm sorry, Mark has not, uh, ten and a half points. Okay, there we go. I didn't write down the last couple! Oh, but does he? Well, you have to say the word. Unfair! But you're calling him? I'm calling it. I want this to be in my hands, my luck's way better than his. Okay. Alright, we'll decide what happens if we have to. Mark has declared unfair. I hope we don't have to figure out what the fuck this means. Yeah, I don't know either, but I think like we'll figure it out.
21:03Yeah. Tails. Heads. Heads. Well, my tail spoiled it for everybody. I think three heads would have favored Mark because he called it. So really glad we didn't just have to figure that out. Oh, my God. I actually died of old age. That's my bit. I don't think I could give that point because you're clearly not dead. I got better. What if he's undead not alive just undead? Oh Bob, how do you feel about this? Do you feel like if if this was in that old time Would we have given that point? Can I remind you of the rules of the last one? We didn't have to tell the truth. That was the last one. I didn't say that here.
21:40It's implied It's kind of implied, but he didn't say it So I'm conflicted as a person who would benefit from Wade not getting the point I feel like I'm obligated to say he shouldn't get that point. Obviously. I'll give you nothing I'll take it As I declare unfair! Alright, okay, alright I had a feeling that was good I thought you were gonna say, I'll give you the point if you can die right now of old age First one to die live on episode wins Here's how it goes We're gonna flip, if it's all heads It was unfair And I'll reverse, I'll let you get that point If it's a mix, nothing If it's tails, you have to die and come back to life on camera Alright, fair?
22:24Alright, fair Alright, we all said fair. Alright, here we go. 3, 2, 1, oomsh, wah. Heads. Heads. Damn. Nothing happens. We all walk away from this. Marks was tails for anyone who's - Mine was tails, sorry. Tails. Not watching. It wasn't focusing right away so I was like, heads, heads, and blur. Heads, heads, blur. Heads, heads, blur. It was a close one, but I'm not gonna give that to you. Alright. It was almost 50-50. I feel like some of my points were really long and it could have been two merged together.
22:56So I can read my tallies really easily. I just can't read my descriptions really easily. Bob wins, as long as you all think that's fair. Okay, whatever. I don't know what's real. I might struggle to read and write, but I can make tallies. Mark, you could always.
23:16You gonna go for the multiple wins? Yeah, what would be the stakes if I did? So either Bob gets two wins, things stay as is, or you win and Bob loses, I think. Yeah. I feel like there's a part of the constitution where the scorecard must be legible, and that was just a few too many illegible ones. I declare that there should be a recount because this, no one even, he doesn't even know what he gave me points for, and that is unfair. Oh, he said it. Unfair has been declared. If we get three heads, Mark is correct. You have to read them correctly. You have to... The episode will not end until you actually decipher what your writing was so that we can make this fair.
24:06That's the host. I decline that. So, um... No, don't try to read now. As the host, if Mark gets three heads, he'll just win. I think the host does get to decide what happens, but I like Mark's version. I get to petition what is unfair and then he gets it. If you lose, do you just lose twice or does Bob win twice? Or both? I think either I win twice or Mark gives up a win. Yeah, that is true. We are keeping score of that. That doesn't matter. Well, heads for you. Tails for Bob. I got a head. Shit. I got heads. Only Mark didn't get Mark. Only Mark can prevent Mark from winning. Sounds like what happened today was very fair.
24:50It was fair. It was deemed fair. Alright, whatever you say Well, wait, don't don't be too shocked because you have a zebra which Very easy target for a panther that's takes one of the panthers away
25:19But the problem is I said three and a half panthers. Oh, don't worry. I can account for that. You've got a zap cannon. What the fuck was zap cannon again? It's a move that like does crazy damage, but I think it's only got like a 33 % chance to hit. That's another. So presumably it would kill half of a panther. Okay, it's 33%, but it's half a panther, so it's slower. Look, man, the zipper ain't going to help you. I think this is still a 50-50 shot. I'm not... But the bait really got your numbers down. The bait really worked. Yeah, I didn't see the vision until just now. That makes so much sense.
26:03How it weighs on your conscience, I don't know. How does that feel, Wade? Is that okay? Do you live with that? I've already forgotten about it. All right, let's see if you're going to keep forgetting about it. Oh no Uh oh that looks like a head No that's a tails Unfair Okay he called unfair On that coin flip you call unfair that's the thing Yes So if it's unfair Obviously you survive it overturns it But if it's doubly fair You lose a point Deal Alright here we go Wham Heads Uh, so close, so close, man Unfair times two Listen, we're gonna have to add some stuff to the constitution if you wanna do that Alright, sorry Wade, uh, it didn't work out for you Man, half a panther away Hello Mark gets a point for listening I knew, the times I do it doesn't matter when time Mark does God damn it, I gotta listen Oh, does something seem a little To you?
27:07Does it seem a little To you? Huh? Oh, it does, but I'm not gonna... Not even points at stake. It's unfair! Oh, boy. Whoa, all right, he did it. It was a bit, but he just did it. All right, Wade has declared that Mark getting points for listening is unfair. Yes. I didn't even realize I got a point for that. Oh, okay, yeah, that does seem... Okay, I thought he just acknowledged me. No, he gave you a point. You listened. You said hi, but anyway. So all three heads Wade is correct and Mark will not get a point for listening And Wade will get a point for not listening I guess All three tails, Mark gets bonus points for listening And nothing happens If there's mixed Ready, set, I dropped my coin Fucking shit Tails, oh no Does that count as a flip or do I flip it?
28:02I dropped it and it's tails on the floor Does that count as a flip or do I Reflip it? You got a triangle of fairness up into the screen, but remember it's surface side up so you'd have to show it backwards Wait, doesn't that mean, is it tails mean Mark gets two points? This is my tails, it's a lion, the lion is tails Mark gets a bonus point I faded him into getting me a point This is a great episode, I hope it's nice and short and so we can end soon This is just not my season, it's just not my season Not your life, buddy I don't need it, but I gotta say man if if you are doing the 3d work like there It's just it's not fair.
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28:41It's not fair The landscape is not this is why I don't want Intel to die even though they seem to be doing everything possible to die Everything every time I see an article about Intel It's like they're trying to explode as a company, but it's just like man. There's gotta be more competition There has to be it's just so unfair. Oh Oh fucking god damn it It's been called and declared! Please don't take away the GPU that I bought. Please don't take it away. So if it's all heads, Mark has to buy another one. If it's all tails, Mark has to cut it in half and send half to Wade and me. Wait, those are both bad for me.
29:24Unfair has been declared. I don't think that's how it works. We don't have to decide before we flip. We just have to flip and see if we have to decide. Okay, all right. Tails? Eds! Okay. Oof, oof, oof, oof, oof, oof. Well, there goes the coin for the day. It's such a jump scare. I have a bunch left, but one more. There's a rule about this one, and it might feel unfair. Oh, shit! AHHHHH! Oh, wait. Alright, well, I guess we're doing the thing. I didn't know the host could call unfair, but here we are. Anyone can do it. I'm not sure what the outcome of this will be, but hopefully nothing. Alright, I guess we don't play this round if it's declared to be unfair.
30:14Let's find out. Ha! Aye! Mine is tails. Okay, I got tails. Oh. Oh, fuck. Oh, no, wait! Oh, God, what does that mean? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So, I declared unfair. And you lost. And I lost, so it will be made doubly fair. What I declared unfair was this category. So to make it doubly fair... All points in this round are doubled? The only the points from this category count in the game? Oh, fuck. Oh. That would... I mean, you're the host. Is that doubly fair? I guess so. That would be... Okay. Alright. Fuck. I have so much shit written down. Ooh. Careful what you wish for. I was thinking to myself, I feel like there were a lot of judge misses today, which is pretty much equal on both of our sides, honestly.
31:17But unfair! Alright, so what is the qualification here? Yeah, what's unfair? I should have 12. That's it. So we'd be tied at 12? Either I get 12 and we're tied, or Bob gets double and has 24? I'm going to say this. I definitely made a lot of errors. If you get this right, if all of it comes up heads, it has to all come up heads. Oh, it will. I'll put you at 11. Because let's say, I don't think we can say you gave a better performance, but I will say that there might have been some judge mishaps. If you get this all right, it'll go to 11. If you get it all wrong, you go to 7. Because 7-11. That's fair.
32:00I'll get a big slurp. All right, here we go. Wham! Oh, not mine. I got tails also. All right. 8 to 12. I think we have to roll the points ceremoniously. I'm not really afraid of that for my own purposes, but that seems really unfair to James. Oh! Oh, you could have just let it happen. No, I caught that one. What was unfair to James? If I die, that would be really unfair to James Alright, you can't die if you win this But if you lose it, you die right now If I win this coin flip, do I gain invincibility? You do, yes By the powers invested in the constitution of distractible You will become immortal And then opposite that, you will die way sooner I don't think I can kill you right here Which one am I rooting for?
32:54Heads? Heads means you will be immortal Guys, if you could get heads on this one. Of all the coin flips I've ever lost. I'll do my best. If we could get heads on this one. Alright, here we go.
33:07It's heads! I did it. No way. Oh, is that heads? Yeah, yeah, the ladies' heads. The ladies' heads. Oh, he's immortal, everybody! I'm immortal. Congratulations, dude. I gotta write that down. Do you feel it? I do feel better. My back doesn't hurt anymore. You were so right that would be unfair to James That now you're so right That would be so unfair And so I'm immortal now Okay then let it be known I wish I had a better coin Yeah lion is tails on mine And I got lady, lady is heads I'm just glad we had your back We're such good friends Mark Yeah I tried really hard and it worked If I actually did gain immortality from that That makes up for all the other coin flips I've ever lost I'm not even mad about it Until the world explodes and you're left alone as the last living person.
33:56Karmically in the universe, that makes total sense. Also, I declare unfair because I think that it was started with that wah-wah point. Just seems like it was against me. Wait, you declared unfair after the number of spins. I think it's still in play. I think it's still in play. I think it's before the wheel starts going. If that's true, then what happens? Let's just flip first and see what happens. Okay, all right. Heads, we do what is good for Mark. Tails, we don't. Oh, I got heads. Heads. Oh! Okay. So Mark has one unfair that the wah-wah point wasn't fair for him. No, that's not what I said.
34:38I said that there was clear. That is indicative of that there was bias from the very beginning of this. I think an extra point in my favor to undo the bias is the only thing. Okay. So you think an extra point in your favor makes up for that? Yeah, because I believe there was bias from the beginning, but I'm not saying that it was super... I'm not saying it should change the entire scope of the game, but I feel like that levels the playing field a bit. I feel like that's a pretty rational request. Okay, I mean, you won. I'm not going to argue with you. If you think an extra point evens it up, I'll give you the extra point.
35:08Okay, well, so are we just negative one days of rest? We better get the fuck out of here? The dice spoke. We all agreed. Well, hold on. Two of us agreed, and one of us shouldn't even be talking. because they're in the back, but... Well, we have an official means to do... to raise objections, and I'm not doing it. Oh? No, Wade's happy. Wade's happy. Wade agrees. Well, let's get it over with. It's not going to go your way. Three heads, and it was fair. Three tails, and it was unfair, and Wade gets something. We'll decide what happens after the fact. I thought heads went to the person who called unfair.
35:47Heads, Wade wins. Tails, Mark wins. Yeah, he wanted to rest I think tails we don't only do we not arrest tails We have to cut rations too. Yeah. Well. Oh, yeah, that's yeah, that makes sense. It needs to be made even more fair All right, let's let's flip them gentlemen I got tails. Oh fuck wait, okay. You just cheat Why can't you two both see give me heads? All right. It was fair as is to the trail my boys Yeah, fucking Tanya's dying They're not giving us anything. Mark, loser speech. Still too late. Yeah, the winner's speech was given. I think that's the rule, isn't it? I'll allow it. Bob, keep talking.
36:28Oh, yeah, I wasn't done, by the way. Oh. Also, I just want to say that... Unfair. Does it count? Bob said he'd allow it, and I just frankly don't give a shit, so sure. All right. I think... What do I think? What's unfair? Bob's winner's speech? What is unfair? I'm trying to really scrape the bottom of the rule barrel here for a way to eke out a win. Oh, you think the final score is unfair? Yeah, you can challenge the final score. That's allowed. Yeah. Yeah. I think because Bob is running the wheel that he's biasing it for himself. Probably. Probably. Okay, so you're saying specifically the wheel spins were unfair.
37:17Yeah. Yes. And the wheel spins went to Bob and listeners So if you win the points go to you And viewers yeah that seems only Fair okay alright so Three heads means mark is Correct and wins three tails It's doubly fair Otherwise it stays the same Okay
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38:39I think we should do one final round that it turns out is worth... Don't say it, it's fine. Just let me lose. Two points. Three points. We'll do three points. Unfair. Unfair. All right. I mean, I feel like this one, I feel like that's the most clear I could do. Yeah, no. Okay. So I said this final round is worth three points. So it's either gonna be worth normal points or six points, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, I think that has to be it Oh Oh, I got heads. I got heads. Hey, oh, why are you sad? You get it Oh, is that good for me? It could be if you get it. I was just hoping something funny would happen.
39:25I bet heads Ah, there he is. There we go. No, no, no, no. Is this for the steel? Yeah, why did I go first? Just determined who went first. It doesn't give anyone an advantage or disadvantage. It just determines who went first. Well, there was a point of fighting over it. I was getting really upset. I don't know why you fought over it. We do this all the time. It's always supposed to be fair. Just determine who goes first, man. I don't know, man. It seems unfair. Fuck. Fuck. Wait, was that not a bit? No. No, that was out of my mouth. He said it. He said it. Out of my mouth before I realized it.
39:59All right, so what it, what, you were complaining about me going first. I don't remember. I don't know. Well, it's Wade's choice. Wade, what is the result of this? All heads, all tails, or neutral? Okay, heads favors Mark. He chose heads before you wanted tails. So, if it gets heads three times, I guess Mark gets a point. If it's tails three times, Bob gets a point. We'll just make it simple. Alright. No, it's not very convoluted at all, but okay. It's not supposed to be convoluted. I want to go first. I want that to be. That's what I think is unfair. I should have gone first because his flipping was all unfair.
40:38I demand if it's declared unfair, I get to go first. And if it's declared fair, I get to go first the entire rest of the episode. Yeah, that's it. So no, you guys don't want any points added to this. This isn't about points. This is the principle of the matter. Yeah. All heads, Mark gets to go first the rest of the time. All tails, Bob gets to go first the rest of the time. No, that wouldn't be fair. I just want to go. I want to go once. I get first once. Okay, first once, or Bob gets it the rest of the episode of It's All Tales. Because that's doubly unfair. That is doubly. Okay, and if it's anything in between, nothing changes.
41:10Yeah. Alright, ready? So it is decreed. Ha! Tails. Oh! Fuck! Two heads! Nothing happens. I was perfect. We'll move on. I got the lion. The lion is tails. Man, I really should have looked at what was on this coin. It's confusing that neither of these is a head. It's just a lady and a lion. You did say last episode, lady heads. The lady has a head, but the lion has a head. Wait, did you flip your heads? What? Did you change your heads? No. The lion was always tails. My lion is tails. Lion has a tail. Lion is tails. Lady has a head. Lady has heads. It's just a stupid coin. I wish I'd done a better job finding my coin.
41:52I got so excited that it was stupid. You could still buy another one. You could buy another one. I know. I'm trying to buy less stuff from the internet. It's not working. Oh wait, okay. Buy a CNC, mill your own coin. Okay, okay, okay. Have a lady looking away as heads and you put a lion's tail as the tails. I'm going to make a series of coins for each of the matchups. So I'll have one coin that's me and Mark, one coin that's me and Wade, and one coin that's Mark and Wade. And then that way I can flip the appropriate coin for whatever the situation is. That's incredibly fair. Before anything can happen, that pharaoh croaks because he was very old.
42:33So he actually died almost two days after the pyramid was completed. Oh no, now the unfair D is going to take over. But your message was heard and he enacted some apology. Wait, said the word? Oh shit, I did. Wait, said the word? Oh fuck. I did accidentally say the word. What does that mean? I don't know. Oh my God, Wade said the word, which means Wade triggered it. I have no idea what the last points you gave were. Mark was writing something down there. Oh, I was trying to remember what the steps that Bob even took while I was saying all that, but I was saying that he died. Was his death unfair to you?
43:11He enacted policies. He enacted policies to start against slavery. You think that's unfair? I just wanted a pun on the word Pharaoh, so I said unfair D. Wade is pro-slavery. Yeah, that guy should live longer. You know what? He shouldn't die. No, you don't get to bail on that. He had just abolished slavery. That had just happened. So Wade is challenging that I did not succeed in eliminating slavery and freeing all the people. I really changed my opinion on the whole thing after my month of flogging. It was two days, but that's fine. So three heads, and that's a success. and that is unfair and it gets changed three tails and that's a failure and that is very fair and it what it's doubly made doubly fair whatever mark determines that to be this is a confusing rule that we invented yeah but i think yeah i think um yeah we'll figure it out if it lands on that all right my coin is the lady is heads the lion guy is tails because he has a tail head head bird tails yeah yours don't need explanation are we doing this yes ready here we go
44:30head head tails all right okay all right almost said that i don't know what would have happened if anything went wrong there okay wait you want to shame on philosophy point no i'm giving you one i'm giving you won no i refuse it oh i want negative on i endorse philosophy you'll have to flip a coin for that to work all right i'm forcing this on you all right heads i'm right tails you're wrong oh no he didn't call it there shame oh you're wrong buddy you're wrong p h i l o s o p i refuse this point i protest this point philosophically speaking you can't do that that's unfair there it is all right you said unfair where's chica
45:19all right i got a i got a box here that's what i'll do i'll get this box it's pretty uniform boxes are designed to be flipped have you ever seen an amazon delivery driver boxes are just thick coins waiting to be flipped all right so it's a it's a thunderbolt cable box uh this is heads tails what if it lands on its side we've always had that rule and i don't remember what the answer was but we we have a rule for that that's true there we go
45:50heads heads heads whoa what the fuck i win you don't get a point for that wade wow all right no point for wade wait so does that mean wade wade loses a point for endorsing philosophy is that what that means or because that must be made i won't subtract a point that would be I'll just not give him a point, but I'm scratching it out. But yeah, good job, Wade. You defended philosophy. Worth it. Now do I get to do my thing? No, that was your thing. Giving up a boon is your whole turn since when? You get out, you're in jail! Didn't Bob get a turn after getting out? Bob, did you get a turn after you got out?
46:26No, I got out of jail and that was it, wasn't it? I'm pretty sure you hooked me with the chain. You did something else that particular round. No, no, that was way back when. You did the batarang to get back up to him when he got out of jail. No. Yes. Unfair. Alright, I don't think - I don't think I did, but if you did - alright, here we go. I - I don't remember, I'm gonna be honest. But the coins will tell us the truth! Pup! Uah! Tails! Tails! Tails? Wait. Heads. Heads. Oh, okay! Heads, heads, heads. It's the lady, it's the lady. Oh, okay, alright, wow, I was about to say. I was like, oh no, that's triple bad for me!
47:01Okay, well. Alright, okay, Wade, it didn't happen that way. you're remembering it wrong. You're wrong probably. Coins are fair and the coins have spoken. Do you want to take the point for Baldest? I'll take the point. Nah, you're the host. Don't let me talk you into it. I'm the Baldest. You know what? Fuck you. I'm the Baldest. We will do the Tive spin. That's unfair. I'm the Baldest. If I win I'm bald. No, wait. If Mark wins, he's bald. If Mark loses, all heads mark is bald all tails bob is bald no well the it would be doubly unfair which would mean wade would get two points yeah i guess so yeah i guess between me and him wade has to do two one-man shows i don't think that's how we're doing that heads for mark anything else doesn't really matter fell on the floor do i do that again yeah i would reflip i would say that's a reflip for mark uh you've better flip carefully though because mine was tails it landed tails on the floor i'm not lying about that that's what i mean it's pretty immaterial again you it doesn't i don't think it changes it either way does it that would give me two points is that enough to affect the outcome wade no
48:25tails all right well you know what at least i beat the listeners that's true listeners got a point just so they could come in fourth place out of three. I got way better at reading after I started doing YouTube. Trust me, way better at it. But yeah, I just feel like people will feel robbed and that's unfair. Ah, fuck! Hmm, interesting, interesting. So the sentence was, someone will get better at reading. Everyone gets worse at reading. No, he said people people will feel robbed and that's unfair Hair okay, so if this goes well we change the whole learning system for everybody and we will we will save everyone's reading ability But if it's doubly unfair no one can read we'll rob everyone's To you Bob either we fixed learning or else we ruin it for everyone.
49:22It sounds like the level of influence I expect us to have okay This is really going to move us up those podcast charts.
49:33Hedge. Tails. Heads. Oh, damn it. Well, um, well, coins out of the way. Well, everyone still can't read or whatever. Okay. I think I've got enough here. Maybe you want to give Bob a couple more? I'm happy with mine. I don't know. I mean, yeah, he's good. He's got four toes and epileptic memory. what if I right now double or nothing double enough the amount of things that you have unfair alright he's declaring unfair he's unhappy with the amount of disadvantages he's gotten either I'm going in with 8 or we're both going in with 4 what happens if I win Mark will have to decide if it's unfair I'll give Bob the equivalent number that you have gotten if it's fair super fair then you get double Yeah, that's right.
50:22That's right. Otherwise, nothing happens. All right. Here we go. Oh, tails. Ah, it's already washed. All right. Well, mine was tails, but. Well, sorry, Wade. This is this has been declared fair. You're wrong. All right. You know, the rules are the rules. I believe in the coin. The Lemonati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and lime in the shadows. Their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything, even our music. That hit song named after the color of lemons? Not a coincidence. Big Lemon has been pulling strings in the industry for years. Think about it. But now, 7up is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda.
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51:32All right, and that concludes one of the tightest games I've ever judged in my life. Scottish was a little unfair, was it? What's it about? I don't know I just said it I said oh man the Scottish felt a little unfair Scottish is unfair alright so Oh god Wade I'm sorry I just said it I wasn't thinking So if it's all heads I get the Scottish accent point If it's all tails Wade gets another Scottish accent point That's the deal Sure yep absolutely Fuck Wait no he gets what he wanted if he said it was unfair If it comes all heads we have to reverse it to oppose the unfairness If it goes all the other ways, then it becomes...
52:16No, no, you're right, you're right. Yeah, yeah, okay. Everybody ready? I mean, it's probably not going to happen, so it's probably... Boom! Tails! Okay, you're lucky. You're lucky, Wade. You're lucky. I don't know if that would have helped me or screwed me in the end. I really don't. You know why you're lucky? Because you were in the lead. By the time you almost undid your own lead. You're so lucky. That's two or three. You're so lucky. Most angry Mark got the angriest at your questions He liked your questions a lot I did protest I did There was a lot of unfair Ah fuck Oh what why No why No I want that one No I don't even know what that means It's been declared
53:12which means that if it's three heads what the fuck happens here so define define what exactly is unfair for starters i think is a good starting point mark said that it's unfair there was a lot of unfair he was discussing the episode he was just getting this point you got better questions than him yeah either it has to be it has to be the context of what it was said right it has to be this point because that's what i said if it's nothing then it was fair if it's all heads that it was unfair and if it's all tails then it will shall be made doubly fair so either i get the point mark keeps the point or mark gets double points i guess there's the same odds i guess so Okay, so hold on.
54:04All heads favors which one of you two? Because Mark declared it means I don't get this point. It was all tailgating. All heads confirms it was unfair. It makes no sense because Mark accidentally called it, but normally all heads is what you want to have happen when you're the one who says the word. Okay, all heads gives Bob a point. All fails, Mark gets two points. Yes, I have my legally required coin. Yep, I got it. I got my coin. All right, here we go.
54:38Tails? Heads. God damn it, that was close. All right. That was close. Ah, shit. Okay. That was close. All right. So, okay. Mark keeps the point. Wow. You got to be careful when you're just saying stuff, man. Man, I didn't even think. God, it's been so long. I said fuck the most. I said fuck a lot. I'm not gonna lie. Big, rotten, dick fuck. Oh, yeah, you did say, yeah. That adds a bunch. You know what? That's unfair. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. I just unfaired myself? What does that do? That can't. I don't know. Is the host ever unfair? You can't do that. I mean, you have to decide, I guess, because you're the host.
55:30But like. What does it do? I don't know. No, it was, I didn't like that it was a tie. It was unfair that it tied up. So Wade calls unfair on us tying. So if he gets all heads, we don't tie. But if we get all tails, we tie twice in a row for Wade. And he has to spin the winner's wheel twice. You know what's fucked up about this is I have to go get a coin of fairness from upstairs. Oh, wait, you have like an actual coin of fairness? I have an actual coin of fairness. I just gotta go get it. That sucks. All right, see you, man. I did not mean to actually say unfair. It came out so awkwardly, I assumed you were throwing that out on purpose.
56:15I think in my brain, I was like, don't say unfair. And my mouth was like, unfair! Fuck. I'll let you guys pick the color. We got black, burgundy, silver, and gold. Oh, I like gold. Yeah. All right. Nice. All right. Heads. Heads, it's unfair. tails, it's doubly fair. Middle, it's just still a tie. I don't think I could do that. Because the prototype, it's the same on both fucking sides. That's the same on both sides. You know, I hadn't looked too closely at these. I hadn't thought about these. It's time to revisit the drawing board. Fuck, that's so funny. Alright, so there's a, this one has a rough side where you can see that it's clearly like the base layer of the 3D print and this side is much better finished.
57:09Oh, sure, sure. So it's like that. So smooth as heads, rough as tails? Smooth as head, rough tails. Like what's his face? Two-face. Come on, old rough side. Tails. Heads. I don't know. That's heads, I think. That looks smooth. That looks smooth to me. So nothing happens. It's just a tie. Mark, lose a speech. Uh, this was unfair. I've been. Oh, fuck. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I allow it. I mean, we're giving the speeches, but look, I guess technically if we're going to do this, what's unfair is Wade is winning. So if Mark wins. I buy it. Mark wins. but if if it is deemed fair wade gets double win i don't know what that means but i'll take it so heads for mark tails for me yeah so if three heads uh mark actually wins this episode the score doesn't change mark just wins this episode if three tails wade double wins this episode whatever the fuck that means he gets two wins for the season championship which probably ended by now i don't remember it's almost definitely maybe over who cares i mean who knows i do care i want i want the trophy but anyway flip them boys
58:33there's heads heads sales
58:44oh man i wanted to cheat so bad i did too but the other way I saw it land heads and I was like What do I do? This is bad for me Alright viewers one point Me one point Mark twelve points Bob fourteen minus one For thirteen points I win? You invited me to golf with you And that was really the two point swing Alright friendship What about me? I'm friend I offered my friendship to both of you in this episode You could always Tempt the fates Yeah, you can see if Bob will uninvite you. Is that what we do? Yeah, I think him being invited. I think I declare. Wait, I declare if I win this, you get uninvited from golf.
59:31I don't think it's fair that you two get to have fun golfing, and I don't. I declare that's unfair. Not about winning the episode. It's just about going for golf. I think Wade gets to determine what it's about for sure. So if Mark wins, I don't get to go for golf. If he wins, he gets to go twice to golf. So either we're both going, which is what was invited, I go without Mark, or Mark goes twice without me. Yes. Okay. That sounds good. Oh, I dropped my coin. Hang on. Is yours heads, Mark? Mine's heads. Mine is tails. Mine is lion. Oh, thank God. All right, fine. Heads is good for you? I don't even remember which one's which.
1:00:15No, tails. Wait, no. Yeah, heads is good for me. That's right. Okay. These coins are so arbitrary. I forget what meaning they actually have. These rules make so much sense. They just play themselves out. I'm going to make an episode that's just coin flip the episode. It's the end zone. God, I wish that was it. I like that. That's really good. That's the winning answer. Unless, Wade, I'll give you a chance to re-steal. Hey, wait a minute. Wait, I'll call it. I'll call it. One end. one end is the unfair there's no way you can't we've never gone back wait let him say it let him say it and then there's the end there's the bottom that sits on the ground that you can't open because it's a tight end he didn't know it unfair i i declared unfair you did say it i just wanted to hear if that's not it it's called the punt the punt of the wine bottle anyway mark declared unfair because i circled back to wade i i say we erase everyone's memory from that from the moment I said unfair because it can't happen.
1:01:18Wait, weren't you going to get the point? No one's getting the point. But it was going to be you. No, I was going to give you the point for Endzone. Oh, have you been giving points for who's closest? I told you if you come up with a funny answer that I like, I'll give you points for that too. Not on everyone, but... Oh, well, I thought the only unfair is like it went back to him, which is never done this whole game. All right. If it's all heads, I can't talk to Wade for the rest of the episode If it's all tails Wade gets a chance to steal whenever he wants for the rest of the episode Alright, here we go Oh no I also got tails Oh boy, alright Oh, me too No, you didn't No, you didn't So that was totally fair what I just did It didn't matter because Mark got the point anyway Yeah, I love that you're like Mark, you're gonna get the point even though you're wrong And you're like, unfair!
1:02:18It was because he was going back to you and nothing ever happened I didn't think it would count, but I had to get my Tight end in there I honestly just wanted to know if Wade Knew it, which he didn't You're not allowed! Well, you are Because the coins say it I feel like I am allowed Yeah, well, I tried to not make it allowed And now my power is done That is incorrect nymph topical was in the drinker's diary but piflicated was not but piflicated is so much more obvious what that is than nymphtoxical I have no idea piflicated what is that a separate word that means something I think this question is unfair what that's right okay are you claiming unfairness on my behalf Yes, I guess we don't have a rule that says can't happen, but does that mean that the punishment?
1:03:12So what are the results of this then? Yeah, wait three some things you get two points Three somethings mark and if it's three the other he loses two points That's an interesting way to play the unfair rule to potentially Screw over your opponent. Oh my god. What in the hell did we just I don't know man. Okay All right. Okay. So head, if it's three heads, Bob will get the points. It was worth two. Does that mean it's worth four? If it's three heads, it will be made doubly fair, which should mean that I get four points. If it's three tails, if it will be made doubly unfair, which means I should lose four points.
1:03:56Yeah, but what does neutral mean? Wait, okay. So if it's not either of those, nothing happens. Right. It's to say if something is fair, and in this case, what would be fair if it was him getting the wrong answer, that is fair. Therefore, if it goes too unfair by being all heads, it will reverse that decision and make it fair from its unfair state. Therefore, flipping it there, he won't get double. He will get two points. but if it goes extra unfair he will be punished for it and he will not only not have points but he'll lose it two points okay so if it's all heads he gets two points if it's anything but all heads or all tails it's fair declared fair okay i think right i just also want to put this out there my coin the tails is the lion and the heads is this one of a lady standing there not looking so we're doing we're flipping the way mark flipped flip catch and then show yeah no flipping it over on your wrist just show it right then there all right here we go i got heads i got heads heads
1:05:12yes unfairness has been confirmed bob you get two points that's right i did it i did exactly what I set out to do Bob I've got your back you should have phoned me you should have phoned me
1:05:29I've had your best interest in mind all episode that's a ride or die right there Bob you know that's worth more than its weight in gold do you get two points I guess all right I want you to know I started to flip it on the back of my hand I remember you said no it's like Wade, you couldn't have done a better job Because you are 045 That is a real opera 045 is unfair I don't have my coin with me You better find a coin, Mark You got any lens caps? Alright, I got a phone, I guess But I don't want to flip it Don't drop it Alright Oh, hold on. What side of the phone is heads? I'm assuming the face is the heads.
1:06:16Mine is the lady in the dress is heads and the creature on the backside is tails. So wait, what are the stakes of this unfair? No idea. No, we don't. That's not what we're doing right now. We don't have to commit to anything until we know what the outcome is. Wade called unfair on him being 0 for 5 in that game. We'll see what the coins say. Oh, fuck. I got tails I've totally flubbed it I have to flip again Don't get tails Oh god It's on the floor right now Dramatic reveal It's tails Oh no Does that make me 0 for 10 Wade loses His unfair challenge When what you challenged was that you went 0 for 5 in that game.
1:07:14That was unfair. So to be made, the coins have deemed that it is in fact fair, and for that to be made doubly fair, I guess means that you went 0 for 10 and Mark went 10 for 10 in the previous game now, according to metaphysics? Look, I only got one wrong, so I'll take eight instead of Oh, that's true. Okay. Okay. So Mark went four for five, so Mark went eight for ten. I hope I was really funny today. I don't think all the wheel spins of the world are going to bring you back from that one. Can we roll a d30? The coins have spoken and that is now even more fair than it already was. Yeah. I will say, Wade, I respect it because I I think you were in a tough spot there, even with bonus points and stuff.
1:08:14I had to try. That was our first three tails, wasn't it? Have we ever had three heads actually succeed? I don't think yet, no. Great, I'm glad the first one was a failure for me. On such a streak. On such a streak. I love that for you. You just really, I knew you'd be good at the opera stuff, Wade. Thank you.
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