Devil's Advocate (Part 2)

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2:22From dictatorship to shit papers. Yes! It's time for Devil's Advocate 2. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hey, everyone! Welcome back to Distractable! I wasn't ready. Oh, I'm so sorry you weren't ready. Welcome to the podcast where one of us gets the host, the other two compete for points, and whoever has the most points at the end gets to host the next episode. Unless the host declares they continue their reign, which we haven't really done, but... I thought the Constitution sort of ended that sort of stuff. There's always ways around things. I love all the laws just means that there is a glaring loophole that is just waiting to be exploited.

3:11Technically, if you have the most points at the end, you can host the next episode. You just have to justify having the most points. That's true. There is absolutely nothing that says hosts can't give themselves a lot of points. Wait, I don't actually, other than what we said was true. So, welcome to the episode. My co-hosts, Mark and Bob, are here. And the floor is yours, I guess. So if you want to continue to tell me why I can't become a dictator of this podcast, go for it. Good, shut up. I didn't actually have anything, sorry. When you offer the floor like that wholesale, it's just such an opportunity.

3:44but then all right i'm stealing the show look at this thing it's that thing you were looking for i had such high hopes for this thing okay i'm glad it worked out bud yeah it see it works it has a da vinci plug-in but the way this wheel works versus the way that wheel works is this is infinitely slower at actually scrubbing and you can either change it from jogging one frame which it's like one revolution is a frame so i have to go oh god maybe someone if someone has used this and knows a way to modify it would be great if it wasn't but it also doesn't have an indent in the wheel so i can't spin it like this which is how i prefer to spin that one because it makes it easier it's it's so close though it's i love the idea and okay this is gonna sound shitty to logitech but Logitech things you you guys can back me up a lot of the times I'm like this is a great idea if only they took it that last 10 % of the way and got it there that's that's usually my relationship with Logitech I like some of their things but some of them I'm just like ah it's so close so close to good so close to good Logitech is my only real peripheral brand that I own a lot of some of it the problems are not problems for me but other people have problems but yeah there's always like one thing every logic thing is like ah this is the perfect version of whatever this keyboard this mouse whatever oh but also in most cases i've found it's still good enough where it's like well nothing else is even close so this is just what i get to live with now but yeah it's always a gripe you always got gripes about something hey but good news is i have a call as of this uh this um podcast recording i have a call with black magic design oh shit tomorrow when we're recording this but it will already have happened and i'm going to talk to them about this device and being like can you just please just this part here would be so great they could add even there's room for more buttons up here above it not that i would use them but it's like these are the buttons i use the most absolutely everything here is what i use the most so it's like i i am looking forward to having a company that i'm talking to and you guys know i've been talking about davinci resolve for ages and ages and ages as an editing software and i i actually i had my fans compile clips of me promoting davinci and i sent the document that they assembled to black magic design which makes davinci resolve and i'm hoping i'm hoping this call goes well tomorrow i'm hoping sure you're really pulling for it very possible very possible i have more small talk but i won't well thank god bob did you guys hear that the corn sweat is coming the what the corn sweat hey i gotta rise in my chair for this wait what not to date this episode too specifically but i gotta shrink in my chair for this by the time this comes out the corn sweat will have already came in but uh you know how there's where we sit there's about to be a heat wave in the midwest it's about to be like really really hot and they're like it's coming it's because corn sweats i'm not lying or exaggerating how much money can i pay to avoid this so the reason global warming is corn it's not not corn there's it's not even six degrees of separation to the cause i would say oh five and a half you know the it's not the heat it's the humidity you know where they say that where they fucking grow corn because corn apparently corn does a thing called evapotranspiration which is a process by which corn plants released water vapor into the atmosphere totally natural phenomenon but it happens during a certain part of the like growing cycle of corn or whatever corn's about to sweat boys right as it gets to this hot hot part yeah that sucks it's gonna be like the amazon in ohio it's mon sweat season okay this was gonna i i said this like it's gonna be a good thing but i mean i guess it's only gonna get worse so never mind because they said like hey soon it'll be so hot the corn won't even grow so anyway have you guys ever heard that before oh that's the optimism we need the more cornfields are taken back by the ocean the less corn we can grow so that'll be good but yeah so clearly you guys have never heard that before right no never i don't know what happened apparently they just decided this year that term exists and a bunch all the news people whatever are like oh yeah the corn's gonna start sweating it's gonna be really humid like it's a thing they've always said and people from like iowa nebraska places where it's basically mostly cornfields and some people scattered throughout are like oh yeah the corn sweats look i've never fucking heard this before in my entire life and now suddenly this year in the news they're just like oh corn sweat oh yeah corn sweat guys the corn sweats coming you know about the corn sweat if you harvest corn like and you get it home and like shear it right away.

8:47Corn can be very juicy. My mom makes like a fried corn, but you need super fresh corn to do it. And then it has so much like, I don't know, corn milk or whatever, juice, whatever you want to call it in there that it like helps it fry itself. I have kernels, Greg, can you milk me? I believe it's called corn. Go on. I was going to say corn cum, but I was like, that doesn't really work. Oh, corn on the cum? Nah, see, that's why you're here. You take my jokes, I like my corn off the cum. I got this great recipe for cornbread where you actually add a can of cum corn. Makes it really extra creamy, you know?

9:24Hey, if you can add cum quat, why not cum corn? I apologize for all of this. Mark did this. Yes, this is Mark's fault. Do I remove a point from Mark for cum? No, wait. Don't do it for any reason like that. Just, if you're gonna remove a point, just remove it. Don't label a reason like that. Well, I think Mark earned a cum point. Mark, you deserve to cum. I gave Mark a cum point. Mark's responsible for a lot of cum. That sounded even worse out loud than I actually intended for it to. Yeah, it usually does. But I have a lens update. This is how you present your lens to the cops.

10:05What the fuck is that? Mark, you're just raking in the points right now. I shamelessly stole that from, I mean, a million people made that joke, but Ethan, I watched his alternative nuts video again. He was like, this is how you present your hunk to a cop. And so anyway, but this one in particular, this is a phone probe lens. It looks like you could probe with it. Why would you want that? I guess is the main thing I think about that. So the issue with probe lenses is that they're very big and unwieldy. And this isn't exactly small by any means, but most recently you may see that like phones have been on professional shoots.

10:46And usually it's because they have other lenses. Usually the lens on a phone isn't really going to get you that far. But this is an example of a weird merging of technologies that interests me because I have a set of probe lenses myself. We use them on Iron Lung. And then this is a phone version, which allows you because this allows you to get into spaces that you wouldn't order. You can do like camera moves where this goes past something or inside something or porn will never be the same

11:17If you don't want to make those jokes, you gotta stop thrusting it at the camera Okay, I'm going back to it being a gun Anyway, so it it allows you to get in spaces and being on a phone it can get even even smaller spaces, right? Right. So it can get you shots that you wouldn't able to normally get. And I think that this actually I'm not sure one of the big restrictions that they don't get a lot of light in them. But it's it's interesting. I haven't done a comparison, but I like the utility of a probe lens. It just opens up another world. It's super cool. And so it's on a phone now. My other question would be, how secure is that mount?

11:56Like most of these lens kits, it's like you put it you put a case on your phone and you screw the lens onto the case or there's magnets or whatever. it's a tiny little contact point that that big giant thing is connecting to the phone on yeah it's threading there you can see it's like two rotations of threading it's not secure i feel like that's just gonna break something immediately if you move the phone or the lens the wrong way somehow it's meant to be all mounted to one frame or something where like the phone and the lens are all connected elsewise uh yeah so you have this this l bracket is gonna be on a tripod so basically So the phone isn't even where it's mounted to hold it.

12:32Oh, the phone just angles. And so this is actually, you know, what's moving around. That still seems like a lot of, well, interesting. That's weird. No, you're totally right. Because, OK, it's not a very mature world of technology. They're not made robust yet. Like camera equipment, a lot of it, even if it's delicate equipment, it's like indestructible. The good stuff. A lot of this stuff. That's why everything has metal cages and lots of safety, you know, to make sure it doesn't break. This also wasn't terribly expensive compared to a real probe lens. It was still 300 bucks, but a real probe lens can cost way more than that.

13:08They're getting cheaper because more people are baking them, but even non-interesting professional lenses are obscenely expensive. Oh yeah. Oh, you're telling me, man. Uh, listeners, Mark's looking off to his side where he allegedly has refrigerators full of lenses passed. I do. He says he do. His lenses aren't your car, okay? We know they exist

13:31Come on, man. It's real If it's so real, then why haven't you driven it yet? I have Oh, yeah, said the guy who's never driven a red BMW convertible Pushing my reality today after the penis chest That was in a different episode, so Yeah, that was days ago, man No context. Don't explain it. Wade has penis chest. Let's move on Well, Mark said a lot of small talk bob you got any other small dog i have been man you know what i've been doing lately it's cleaning i really have my office is i know this looks like an even bigger pile of shit than it was before but there's a there's officially a power strip that's fed through the back of the thing and i'm gonna mount that in there and cleaning out boxes cleaning up things it's imperceptible on the camera as it's just sitting here on my desk but like i'm in way less of a pile of everything in my so it's not interesting it's just cleaning but man it actually feels pretty good to like clean myself out of my pile of shit that my office had become it was literally to the point where if my office is in the basement and it's a pretty big space because it's and i was still like that thing where you have like specific places you have to step and you're like this is how i get to my desk i have to shimmy in now i'm gonna like walk around i don't have to worry about stepping on shit or but it's not very interesting small talk just a lot of cleaning there's so much stuff in these cabinets guys you wouldn't believe it i need to clean so much i need to clean so badly it is just a mess in here my office even though you can't see it the floor is just a goddamn mess i mean it's not like i'm swimming in it it's like there's a pile of trash empty boxes over here empty boxes over here especially if you're busy like i mean you've been busy you've been extra busy of late but like boxes accumulate well wait you have no excuse yeah yours isn't a mess yours is just I'm not honestly I don't get it I've never bought a piece of technology even meaningless stuff where it's like oh I got a new cable where I didn't buy it and immediately just go like I have to open it and look and maybe it came with a cable tie I want to see what it and I have to you just buy shit and then it just sits on the floor how could you do how could you do that maybe I'll need it how could you do that to things I love things how could you do that it's safer in the box it's even more protected I'm not even saying I don't keep the boxes I have dozens of boxes for things that are never going to go back in their boxes that I kept for some fucking reason, but I just open them and use them first.

15:55If I need backup keyboard, backup keyboard stays in backup keyboard box till I need backup keyboard. I would be fascinated to know what keyboard you even use. If it was a Dell membrane keyboard that came with every Dell Inspiron desktop in the entire... It's a Razer something or another. It's got like the little armrest pad and lights up. Boo. Okay. I'm not gonna boo you but just know in my head i'm kind of booing you i i boo razer because of personal experience not because of the brand i was a razor per a razor gamer for a while i had three razor keyboards and two razor mice that all broke for no reason i've had the same logitech mice and keyboards that i'm using currently for like five years and they don't even look like they're old like i just had really i think i just had really bad luck with razor particularly but i wouldn't even say I'm brand loyal.

16:46I just found ones I like that, like the mouse. I don't know. The mouse fits my hand really well. I am the host and this is point affecting, but that's fine. Boo! If we all boo, we can't punish us separately. Boo! I stopped booing. I want to put that on the record. Boo! Okay, now he's going to give me a point for being a coward. Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! You don't want the point for being a coward? I don't trust you. Mark deserves a coward point You also just reminded me I need to get a keyboard You're welcome You got keyboard problems? Well, okay, so I realized that I have a Okay, this is funny Look at how much wear I have on the keys of this keyboard here Oh, heck I have worn through those Are those lens bullet holes?

17:31Is that a Logitech MX 10 keyless? No, this is a Surface keyboard, actually A Microsoft Surface keyboard Oh, weird, okay It's a really good keyboard, but they don't make a short version of it Uh, so I need to find one that is shorter, but I have worn through that. You can't see it, but those are see-through now. You can actually see into the mechanics of it. I really destroyed those. It looks like a S was it S and D D and F? Yeah. I don't know why those specifically, because I use W and A just as much as those. If anything. Apparently not coward. You're S and D and probably the angle of where those are.

18:05You use your pinky on those a lot, maybe, and your fingernail hits more or something weird. I think it's more my pointer finger, but I must use a lot more. Anyway, if someone could psychoanalyze my personality from my keyboard presses. After the booing, I'm not giving you a point for that. Boo! Boo! Give me a point! Boo! Now it's a callback! Boo! It can't be a callback. The same interaction it was in is still happening. It's only a callback if you say, this is a callback, right? As you do it. It's a call here. The call's coming from inside the joke. Call today for 20 % off right now. Oh yeah, it's a call now.

18:43That's probably the thing it would be called. It's not a call back. What I like to do is do call forwards, which is when you set up a joke for later. I can't wait to see which one comes back for us. It won't be the booing. That's probably for sure.

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19:33Their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything. Even our music. That hit song named after the color of lemons. Not a coincidence. Big Lemon has been pulling strings in the industry for years. Think about it. But now, 7up is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda. Now lime comes first. 7up. Flip the sip. This episode is brought to you by Amazon. This off-to-college season, save on college, save the everyday. day college is chaotic thanks to amazon you can find anything you might need to get a little bit of comfort yeah we only had bunk bed connectors i think those were your hangers that we dismembered into bunk bed connectors that i got from amazon so remember with amazon's college deals you save on college and you save the every day shop off to college at amazon uh so do you guys remember when we did a game a while back devil's advocate where i know yeah i remember we're doing that again yay all right so here's the question i have for you either we can mark bob mark bob mark bob whatever you know whoever first but like you guys go on and off us who's the who's in favor who's opposed who's in favor who's opposed i can coin flip each one of them or i can just alternate each one of them.

21:00Do you guys want more coin flips? Or do you want marks for, marks against, marks for, marks against? Because they are being assigned. You don't get to decide. It feels like something to round robin, but I don't know. Round robin! That's one vote. I think round robin is fine. So I will flip the first coin to see who's for the first topic. I was going to say I want the coin flips, but I think that would almost definitely favor Mark because I never win a coin flip when I need to. Oh, come on. I bet you'll win this one. I'll bet you'll win this one. Bob, do you want heads or tails? oh i get to pick that doesn't help my odds heads gets to go first on the first topic tails tails then wait what yeah well that's not how i thought the coin flip was gonna work at all so mark you are in favor of the first topic i'm so yeah tails it is all right so tails and marks in favor of the first top or no yes what you want to be opposed to it right heads heads is in favor marks i want tails to come up okay did i say this in a way that makes any fucking sense okay i was like wait a minute what did i just say heads you go first tails i go first i think you declared heads marks four tails bops against is what you declared you just you just heads i win tills you lose me.

22:18Alright, we're redoing that. Hold on. No, no, no. Flip it. Flip it. No, yeah. That's fair. That's fair. Yeah. Whichever side lands is for the first topic. Okay. So I'm tails and Mark is heads. Alright. Okay.

22:36For the first topic. So Mark, you're in favor of this. Okay. Alright. The statement you guys will be debating. Ignorance is bliss. Mark, you believe this to be true. So you're going to be arguing ignorance is bliss. Bob, that's the dumbest thing you've ever heard. Ignorance cannot be bliss. I guess whoever's in favor goes first, and the other person counters them. So Mark, you're up first. Tell us why ignorance is bliss. If only I knew the answer to this question, but I'm so goddamn happy that I couldn't even be bothered to prepare for it. That's just how happy I am in life. Not knowing nothing.

23:11Not even worrying about technology. Not worrying about nothing. Imagine a person that I could be, that I'm not right now, where I burdened myself with the knowledge of, let's say, networking and computers and lenses and cameras and all kinds of editing nonsense and software. Imagine that person, how miserable they is. Even though everything that they've done has been for the advancement of some lofty goal, all of that doesn't do anything compared to being on a boat, not thinking about a thing, out on the water. letting life roll right over you. Just smooth waves coming right. He's not even looking at my joke.

23:52No, don't look. Don't look. I had a feeling you were both pandering and insulting me at the same time. I felt the smack and the hug. So like, I knew. Smooth waves of ignorance rolling over this. Just, you know, that's what life should be about. We weren't meant for all this technology. We weren't meant for any of it. We were meant just to skate by not a brain cell fighting another brain cell for any kind of plan. Leave those boxes unopened. You don't need to know what's in them. Bliss. Mm-hmm. How many points? I definitely wrote something down. My turn? Yeah, Bob, you're up. If ignorance really was bliss, calling someone ignorant wouldn't be an insult.

24:39We'd show up and be like, Mark, you look so ignorant today. Wade, I can't imagine a more ignorant person than you. That doesn't feel good, does it? Do you want me to keep calling you ignorant? Or is that not a good thing to be? You tell me. I don't even feel like I need to make another argument. I'll just keep insulting you and we'll just see if you believe me or not. What do you think, you ignorant piece of shit? Do you like it? Is it good to be ignorant? Do you feel blissful, you ignorant sack? Jack, you ignorant, polished noggin of empty nothingness. How does it feel to not know anything? Wait, if it's so good to be ignorant, then you must not care to know what Mark and I both know.

25:23Because we're not ignorant. We're informed. We know the truth. And we could tell you the truth if you weren't so dead set on being ignorant. If you weren't so convinced that ignorance was bliss, we could let you in. But I don't want to burden you with the pain of knowing all the cool shit that Mark and I know about. You ignorant fuck. I rest my case. I'm torn here as to who I give the point to, because I felt a lot better when Mark was talking. Before I knew what Bob would say, I felt happier. Ignorance was bliss. And yet... Is it going to be a callback if we just keep insulting Wade the whole time?

26:01How many times do we do it before it becomes a recurring joke? I thought a callback was just when you insult someone. I didn't even realize that was something else. Yeah, I insulted you yesterday and the day before, making a joke. Never stop calling back, Wade. Next topic. Which I'm in favor of. You're in favor of this. You agree with this statement. We need to blow up the moon. Mark's gotta defend the moon, which is kind of funny. Mark loves the moon! Oh, Bob, we gotta blow up the moon. It's self-evident why we need to do this, but I'll explain it to you anyway. Why do villains always need to steal the moon?

26:36Why does A. James McCarthy endlessly photograph the moon? Why is there such a heated debate about whether we did or did not, in fact, land human people upon the moon? Why is that guy up there fishing before all of my favorite movies? Nobody knows. But the moon is the source of a lot of problems and a lot of controversy. And I think it would be better for everyone if the moon was just gone. Plus, tides. fucking tides they come in they go out apparently that's the moon's fault what's the moon doing to our fucking oceans right now what does the moon have anything to do with whales and shit nothing that's what i'm saying plus moon rocks are valuable if we blew up the moon earth gets showered with moon rocks endless supply of moon rocks then everyone just has new valuable rocks Gold, boring Silver, useless Platinum, pretty boring Moon rocks is the future You're gonna have doomsday preppers with basements full of moon rocks So that when everything goes to shit They're prepared for the new economy Because moon rocks never depreciate in value There won't be another moon Because I won't let that happen Okay Mark Moon's haunted Now I know that seems like in favor of destroying the moon Okay But we all know all the scariest stories in the world End on the moon You kill the moon?

28:08Moon's in a fight back I saw his video once on YouTube or TikTok YouTube Shorts actually, the greatest platform for watching any kind of entertainment I love watching my movies in six second chunks And I actually have just about watched the entirety of Deadpool and Wolverine on YouTube. Doesn't matter Doesn't matter the point is there was a video on YouTube shorts about a moon that grew a mouth came to life and ate earth And I know this really sounds like we should blow up the moon. I saw that the other day I didn't watch it, but I saw that see see see we can't mess with the moon It would be hubris to think that any of us could claim any kind of ownership or domination over the moon.

28:55No one can own the moon. Doesn't matter how many times you photograph it. It doesn't make it yours and it doesn't make me opposed to it. I think we need to appease the moon. We need to make more sacrifices to the moon and make sure the moon stays in its place in dormancy forever. If we destroy the moon or try to destroy the moon, it will be our doom Destroy the moon spell our doom destroy the moon slant rhymes are cool destroy the moon spell our doom All right, I'm just saying I think it'd be easier than mark thinks it would be I What you need you call Bruce Willis Bill Murray for some reason an Aerosmith put him on a rocket ship drill some new coals in the moon boom it splits in half and misses earth completely live tyler is saved we do need to protect live tyler at all costs but i remember from that movie why would tyler be in danger live tyler we want him to live yeah it's a command it's the imperative form live mark ketchup should go on everything so did you give a point who won wait that's for me to know and you to find out okay all right i forget do you like ketchup in in real life, Mark?

30:07Yeah, I like ketchup. So I think ketchup should go on nothing ever? Yeah, that's fair. I mean, sure. I mean, it basically argues itself. What more do I need to say? Ketchup, a condiment, if you didn't know, goes on many things. Fish sticks, broccoli, salmon, salmon cakes, rice. They keep naming salmon dishes. Rice cakes. Rice pilaf. Salmon flavored rice. There's endless options. So why even start listing? You'll list forever. Save yourself time. It goes on everything. Computer problems. Ketchup. Condom. Condiments. Put ketchup on that thing before you put it in the other thing. Ketchup 2028. Put it in the White House.

31:03Ketchup 2028. Bob, no ketchup. I see two paths. One, society is crumbling because we're not making enough babies. Condom, condiment, put ketchup on your thing before you put in the other thing. I say no. Ketchup is going to be the end of civilization if we allow it to prevent us from making enough humans to fuel the machine. Path number two. Ketchup is just filler. ketchup is literally just filler it's if you're eating something and it's cool and exciting and interesting and good to eat and there's ketchup on it there's probably also another sauce on it and probably what you really wanted was the other sauce what's what's barbecue sauce if not better ketchup why would you put ketchup and hot sauce on something when you could just put hot sauce on it why would you put ketchup on anything when every other sauce in existence already covers the base of it's a sauce and it's tastier than ketchup.

32:01Ketchup is just filler. Ketchup is the shredded lettuce of condiments. Nobody needs shredded iceberg lettuce on anything. McDonald's. Yeah, I'm talking to you, McDonald's. Mr. Donald's here. Get that off my McChicken. I don't need that. I don't need that at all. Give me plain. I know I could order it plain, but that's annoying. So I'm just going to eat the lettuce and be mad about it. It is annoying having to order things plain. Nobody wants lettuce. Nobody wants ketchup. Okay, well I feel like there's bias when the judge is already kind of arguing Wade knows what I'm talking about Wade knows what I'm talking about Mark, I still think you currently have more points But I agree with Bob Don't forget, ketchup is just filler It's a waste of space Also, end of humanity as we know it Pretty strong Bob, it is good to ghost people Everybody wishes that they knew how to throw a pot It's not as easy as it seems Lots of people think they could just sit down at a wheel and spin out something really cool and make a cool face or whatever.

33:01Ghosting them, like the movie Ghost, is a great way to spread the joy of pottery. Ghosting people might come across as a little creepy, but as long as everyone is on board, and as long as you're a good ghost, you can help beginners turn to novices, turn to hobbyists, turn to expert potters in so much less time and so much less investment than if you tried to teach them without ghosting. Patrick Swayze is a genius. The man has revolutionized pottery around the world. Is that the right actor? God, I hope so. It's the best pedagogical tool invented since Socrates talked a lot. And I dare you to challenge me on that assertion.

33:51There's some images of Patrick Swayze helping some lady make pottery. He was the guy in Ghost, right? That was a Swayze role. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Ghosting is good. I wish somebody would ghost me. Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore, they made some pottery. Markiplier here. President and founder of Gestop. Ghosts stop touching our pots. It is sexual harassment. There are 37 pending lawsuits all the way up to the District of Columbia that are going to find these ghosts to be nothing but perverts. People could either go to heaven or hell, but people choose to stay in purgatory so that they can find their local pottery studio and harass them.

34:34They don't want help. They're there to learn from the living teachers. They don't need ghost teachers If you need ghost teachers To help you with your pottery That is unnatural And honestly you shouldn't win any competitions And nobody should buy it And I hope all your glazes turn sour Ooh damn I could really go for a sour Is Krispy Kreme open? I want a sour glazy I didn't know about all these ghost pottery sexual lawsuits There are 38 of them All the way up to the district Of Columbia I don't know why the District of Columbia is at the top when it's not even an actual state, but whatever I didn't say it was at the top.

35:13I said it was all the way up to You said all the way up to You can find that you climb up to it Yeah, there's more above it, but we're climbing Which states are above the District of Columbia? That's what I want to know A lot, but we're climbing We went Puerto Rico, District of Columbia So these lawsuits haven't even made it out of the dregs of the states? Uh, oh mark this is an easy one for you. No boy. Do you want a harder one? I can give you a harder one. Yeah, give him a hard one Yeah, give me a hard one. Yeah. Oh, I'll save that one for later then Privacy should never have been a thing mark.