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24:35And by we, I mostly mean me, but Mark can help. We can talk about it. We can debate. So Wade, if you got to choose your name, what would it be and why?

24:46Wade:If I got to choose my name, I would probably do a lot of research into other cultures and languages and find something fun, kind of unique that blends together some like significant meaning to who I am as a person and like what outlooks and morals and values I have in life. And that way, my name, whenever I say it out loud, would be not just something that reflects who I am by the word itself, but also by the deeper meaning that it reflects. That's really boring. It's got to be like a one or a two or something, right? I'm just like, uh-oh. Okay, clearly you're going for thoughtful, smart. I don't know I'm getting I'm getting something fairly high there's no way he rolled a nat 20 already is there I don't know I mean who knows what if that dice is loaded I would be the least shocked person in the world it's literally made of beads that's true that's true what it's it's the most unfair hand he walks into a casino with that dice you know I think it doesn't get stopped by security I love the bring your own dice casinos those are my favorite do you know what's inside that thing i know it has it's covered in beads but mark has a point i i don't know what that's made of god no i imagine it's pure poison and terrible toxin that had to be high i'm gonna guess you rolled a 19 do i wait for mark to guess too or do i oh i have to guess i mean you can guess mine is the one that determines the points but i would go with like all the meaning and importance being he rolled a seven and his name already has sevens in it so i'm like I bet it's seven or something.

26:22Wade:Glad Bob's my judge. It's a 16. A 16? Well, that's... What does that have to do with what you were saying? That's silliness. What did I guess? 19? You did. So you lose one point. Yeah, I guess that went pretty high there. I was like, okay, what's a good above average answer? I don't know what would have been better than that. Now that I think about it. I did give it pretty 20 vibes. That was... That was... You really went for it. You kind of went all out for the answer there. I feel like 16 is like just verging on like, yeah that's a good answer territory not like well i thought that was kind of like 10 10's average 15 is above average like you know i mean maybe i'm i don't know but when you're actually playing like tabletop if you have to roll a d20 don't you usually need to roll pretty high to succeed at things is it usually like a 50 50 in the system we're playing in pathfinder it's kind of like usually an 11 or higher is what you need to succeed oh okay well and then weapons can crit anywhere from like 18 to 20 typically depending on what kind of weapon well i was wrong but mark was wronger it's okay i'll pay the price for that all right mark your turn yep what item do you hope will be obsolete in 20 years now roll an answer it's it's like on a line i think okay i think i know walkers for old people you know the big ones because i'm like cane or nothing buddy you know that's what i'm about but walkers you know the big ones like when i in unisonous when i was the old guy i hope that medicine advances to the point where old people don't need them because they're so strong they don't need those walkers the big ones oh no yeah bob we're out on the scale of this one wait you go first help help me um i'm thinking it's somewhere between a three and an 18 i'm gonna go with uh i'll go with an eight when we were getting really low previously everyone defaulted to like dumbing down like talking with short words and dumbing down that he he used pretty good language he didn't do any crazy shenanigans like you can't say it was a wrong answer or a bad answer but he just really struggled with it i don't know if that was a bit or if that was part of the they got me with the walkers the big one part of the big one yeah that's where i'm like okay it was a good answer but the walker the big one made me feel like i was five so well we're trying i'm trying to the objective you know i get it i get it hey you got seven for mine, man.

29:03Wade:I feel like he was trying to temper. You said important number. I was like, that's important to you. Seven's important to you. That is an important number to me. You love eight. Probably. I feel like we just talked about this, and I hope this is not super wrong because I think it was a really funny answer, but I feel like that was aimed to be like right down the middle. I feel like that was like a ten. No. Oh no, was it? No, because a walker the big ones have four legs so i was hoping that they that's why i said a cane's okay but the walker the big one i'm hoping no that's totally out of me that's totally out of me i didn't know we were dropping clues in the answers i thought we were supposed to drop clues in the answers no i look i had no preconceived notions i i was just curious how you guys would play this so so you say it was a four it was four four was the i got the age part right honestly mark that was on me i think i'm gonna be saying that a lot today how how obvious are we supposed to make these things as obvious as possible play the game how you like this is like the one where you were saying the word backwards so unless we're on the same page play the game how you want to play it all right cool cool cool good i've got 16 names that come to mind but

30:28dr archibald reginald all right wade uh for for ease of thinking i think maybe roll first and then i'll ask you the question so you can get in the frame of mind because i realized with mark that was kind of backwards all right you got your number which tastes better round or square

30:48Wade:pizza i've not had that many square pizzas so i'd have to say round by default i don't do jets a whole lot round is what i think of when i eat pizza so i'm gonna go with round really underestimated how much i was putting myself on the spot with this game i was like oh this will be so funny they'll just have to all right man there could be there could be some funny answers if we're giving number hints i didn't let me be honest i did not zero is around so it could be a zero attack 10 or a 20 could be anywhere in that. No, I know what it is. I know what it is. You want me to just do your job for you?

31:27Yes, please. Here's what it was. It was a very middle of the road answer, but he still had favoritism and he had favoritism towards what his default was. So it's got to be nine because it's not 10. He's just one to the same. He made a choice, right? He didn't go, well, both. It could be. He made a choice, but it was so close to the middle, it's got to be nine. It could be 11, but I think it's nine. I was with you right up until the actual conclusion, and until you said it in my head, I was like, oh, that makes sense. He's going to say it was 11, because it was clearly 11. Huh? 11? 12. Ooh. Ooh.

32:06So was that kind of the thing? It's like you're a little choicey in one direction?

32:10Wade:I was like let me just give a very bland average not interesting answer like I will answer the question therefore being at least better than average yeah that was that was right down the right down the pipe there yeah like it's hard with that roll it was like I'd love to be funny and interesting but that's like as close I could roll a 10 but like that's pretty average just answer the question boringly alright that earned you a point Wade oh I'm back to zero uh Mark uh roll first get a number okay go on which mario kart character are you can i look up a list of mario kart characters yes yeah okay pass pass pass smash pass smash pass pass definitely smash burdo somewhere in there that's exactly okay all right okay all right hmm i think you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna know exactly what i'm thinking you're gonna know exactly what i'm thinking when i say this because i'm i'm not i'm not sure what it is about him tall you know not always in the limelight but i'm thinking luigi interesting what numbers are associated with luigi let me think hang on luigi's got two eyes which is the roman numeral for two a u sideways is just a three miss in the middle oh you oh you're spelling his name okay luigi's six letters i'm trying to i'm trying to figure out mark's thinking here walker still only has four legs you know what else has four legs a go-kart except for the ones that don't because they have motorcycles and other nonsense i don't know whether to go with this answer if there's hidden meaning all right well bob your guess is the one that matters anyway way that felt that also felt very down the middle he said luigi's tall which is true he gave facts he wasn't wrong he picked a character he picked one that's actually in the game as far as i know mark has established a gameplay mechanic how many words did mark say it's 23

34:10there's a lot of contractions if that was only 23 words no uh he he looked there's a range of things he smashed birdo it made sense it was a very he smashed he got kind of distracted and there are five letters in luigi's name i thought it was l-o-u-i-g-i is it l-o-i-g-i

34:29Wade:l-o-u what the fuck that's how i spell louis louis e g oh my god there's no o luigi's o-less yeah there's no o at all that's true i've got Let's just say a 10 and move on. I think that was a five because of the pre-established rules. I'm picking you up. I got nailed it. Wade Boyd, you're against 10. All right. So Wade's logic was right there. He actually got the exact logic that I had, except he went, there's two I's in it. And if he went Roman numeral instead of the number, which was 11, because I was like, He's tall, never really number one. I'm getting there, Mark. I'm getting there, man. I'm slow.

35:23He's got it, man. You just went Roman instead of, you know, Arabic numerals. Average answer, two I's, 11. Okay. You know, he's not number one. He's middle of the road, always, always, you know. Honestly, Wade scared me away from it. Last time we did a thing like this, Wade kept thinking, like, reacting to your clues like you were a crazy person. And I kept being like, I see what Mark's doing. I understand. I'm with you. Yeah. Yeah. There may not be consistency in any of this that I give you. When Wade threw his thing out there, I was like, well, it can't be that. That's a good ground rule. It's going to be something other than whatever Wade just said.

36:01Wade:I should feel upset by this, but you might usually be right. You might be right. Listen, my cadence might be a little off. Wade, roll your number. All right, baby. Ooh, snake eyes. I can't do that with one dice. What is the weirdest item that you keep by your bed? Uh, frogs. I like to keep frogs around just in case, uh, you know, you get thirsty. What about frogs quenches your thirst? Oh, the vines. Oh, okay. You drink them. Is that a drink? Sometimes you just gotta like the frog vine. And then all of a sudden it's sunny. I think I know what this is. This is clearly a nat 20. It's just transcending to another plane of existence.

36:43This is why it seems so crazy. I don't know, Mark, do you want to throw me off the scent or do you have? Okay, so he said frog not toad. That's very important because it's the moisture that's really a part of this. And so when you have a frog, if you're thirsty, and he mentioned vines, which is not associated with frogs ever. I don't think anyone's ever been like vines, frogs. So he's thinking a specific type of frog. He's thinking a tree frog, not necessarily a water frog on lilies, right? so three three i believe you completely and i think mark has nailed it it's a three

37:20Wade:oh man close though yeah i was thinking of the two frog the fucking what the two frog not the three frog two frog who are you looking around for i don't know god do it take me away from this place i think Why am I still here? Just to suffer. We already know that one. All right, Mark, roll your number and then get ready to party. All right. Love that. What's the first thing you notice about someone when you first meet them? Face. Four letters in the word face. Mark gets immediately dismayed. No eyes, seven holes.

38:11face if your original letters in face you get afis afik uh-huh yep or ecaf cafe cafe cafe yes

38:20Wade:okay we're yep keep going drive me there cafe coffee where's coffee go orifice how many orifices in the face face doesn't include ears does it or does it could be five could be seven face four letters in face yeah we just covered that see upside down kind of could be a smile E E a smile behind bars a smile behind bars a long long way to go

38:48Mark if it makes you feel better I'm not gonna rely on Wade's input on this one

38:55Wade:I think it's a 37 he must have a hell of a modifier oh man face face face makes sense but it's not much all right i that felt down the middle correct answer to me it wasn't like offensive or crazy it wasn't ridiculous that is probably the first thing you do notice every time you meet a person because you're probably looking at their face when you just say you introduce yourself. I feel like that was that was tightly simple. That had to be a 10. It had to be a 10. No, I mean, it's a six. Man, I thought I was so sure I had because you you said the first thing you think when you get the first see someone's face.

39:47And I went, oh, the first thing you get when you first see someone's face. and I was like, I'll just say one word. Face. I got a one. I even emphasize the first thing you say, the first thing you say in the face. But that's a good answer, though. Yeah, it is. It's the best. It's number one. It's what everyone would say first. Unless gigantic moves, I guess, maybe. Am I wrong in thinking that one is the worst answer you could possibly give? I don't know, but you keep this strategy in your mind where it's like, it's been a middle of the road answer. It's like, I've never done that. That's Wade's thing.

40:29Wade does the middle of the road answers. I am very specific. First thing, the first time. First. Hey, there's a one in what I said. Does that give me points? I guess we'll find out.

40:43Wade:Mark, even if you don't get points, that was fun. And I enjoyed the journey we got to go on together. Thank you. Thank you. I don't know where that journey went for you, but it was good to watch. Oh, man. I had smiles behind bars in their 30s. I don't know. I had all kinds of stuff going on. It was kind of crazy, but, you know, not that crazy. I feel like every time you give an answer, I'm the meme of the guy with all the stuff written behind him trying to draw the comparisons. He picked the word F. F. It is in the word first. First, one, but it's also in four and 14. One more. and all I'm concerned about is I'm going to understand the clues that Mark leaves for me.

41:21I don't even give a shit. I'm pre-guessing Wade is a 13 and I'm skipping straight to focusing on Mark. I'm not losing eye contact. Wade, it doesn't matter what you say. Your question is, what's the corniest pickup line you know? Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you. Back in the day, we used to go to this place called Village Tavern and Wade would always somehow pick up the supermodels, right? So he was so busy with all of the women that were throwing themselves at him that it must be a massive number because this is the last person in line. He would often clear like 12, 13, 14 women at a time. They just line up like a cue to give him a smackaroo.

42:09He'd be sipping his Texas tea. You have all these T's, which stands for 20, because tomorrow, tomorrow, he said it twice, which is two tens. And therefore, this married man used to go to a bar and pick up chicks. And then you'd say, I'll see you tomorrow. And Mark would just sit there and be like, wow, you really got that dog in you, don't you? I'm trying to stick up with Mark. I'm going to choose to believe you, Mark. It was definitely a 20. Unless it was a two Because of the two-morrow But he already had a two What are the odds he's gonna get two twos in the world? I know, that would never happen Oh, two-morrow, tomorrow Oh no What was it, Wade?

42:52What the fuck was it? What the shit? What the fuck? Is it because I did the three for the frog that was two And you were like, two-morrow So I'll think three? Because it was the void that was filled from the other one that was there before?

43:03Wade:I just went off the rails, man Mine aren't number, really I just was like, what would not work? How are you winning then? How are you winning? No, you're not winning. Wait, no, sorry. I'm stupid. Well, not anymore. I just thought there was more cosmic injustice. I think I just lost 19 points, man. I thought it was all aligning against me, but this is good for me. You're not the only one who can not get Bob on your side. Don't worry about it. All right, back to our regularly scheduled program of trying to interpret Mark. All right, Mark, I'm going to find you. I'm lost in the universe and I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna feel it.

43:43Wade:Are you ready? Magic carpet sound dampening ovulation All the things he could say are going through my mind every possible word. He knows

43:53What is your ideal way to spend your birthday is getting there He's doing it.

44:00Wade:What is the answer? Hold on, pay attention.

44:06Wade:You rolled a zero. Birthday? Birthday. Right. Birthday. Birthday, birthday, birthday. You know, I wasn't one for birthday parties to celebrate. Didn't invite people over that much. Even nowadays, I don't often, you know, do birthdays very big. Last year, you know, my birthday, you know, I ended up proposing. So really, you know, that might have been the best present I have, but I can't repeat that one. So, you know, it would have to be something that, you know, I could, you know, there was a TV series about killing yourself. Okay. Sorry, I just came to mind. Anyway, sorry. Anyway, I don't, you know, I think it's always that we're around friends.

44:53We celebrate together, maybe a good meal at a nice restaurant. That's how it's all that matters to me.

44:59Wade:That was a lot more words than face He did say one and then nothing at one point Which brought me to ten And then he mentioned proposal You know, we've been together a little over ten years That's two references to ten Which could be two tens making it a twenty There was a lot of uhs And rambling So it could be a two It's either a two, a ten, or a twenty Oh, okay I see what you're getting at No friends, one birthday, no friends One mark, no friends, that's a one zero, it's ten He said the word birthday nine times. And he said he focused on friends a lot. There's 10 seasons of friends. There's a definite clustering.

45:40If Mark's answer is 19 because of that, that would be fucking nuts. No, this.

45:52It had to be. You talked about how you didn't invite people to your birthday. You spent it alone. it had to be something about that and then the proposal and then you talked about the show about killing yourself i just feel like that can't be a very high number wait how many different topics did he talk about maybe that's the answer okay yeah that's good that's good i'll keep counting different parts birthday friends death television what channel was friends on is it cbs which channel Is that 10?

46:27Wade:Oh, CBS. C would be 3. B would be 2. S. S. Whatever number that letter is. He talked about killing himself. It has to be low. It's as low as could be. 17. No, I'm not going to hedge. I'm going to be bold because I'm exactly on the right wavelength. I know this in my heart of hearts. It was a 1. It was? Was it a 1? What was it? It was 13. No! No! The show about killing yourself. How many candles were on his cake? 13 candles. I was like, I could do something about how, like, oh, it was so nice when I had a birthday party when I became finally a teenager. And I was like, maybe. And then I was like, I couldn't even remember if it was actually 13 reasons why or if it was.

47:15Oh. I couldn't. It was right there. It was right there. The television shows, you were all on it.

47:23Wade:It was all I was leaning towards it, you know. Oh, fuck. This episode is gonna be our 37 threes. Yeah, I've never seen that I didn't I actually when you said there's a TV show about kill yourself. I was like, oh, that's weird I don't know that one

47:39Did you say 13 reasons though no no I just said the show about killing yourself and then you know there's

47:46Wade:Reasons I love whatever I left the point of physical tears. Oh, man What's it like on your end watching us try to figure it out? Oh, it's, you know, it's in between pain and funny and a lot of pain. Swinging wildly, averaging into a very neutral state. I rolled a three and you guys guessed a 20. So I feel... We didn't guess 20. You know the classic pickup line, tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you. Propel Fitness Water. With Gatorade electrolytes, zero sugar, and vitamins, Propel hydrates better than water. to help you get the most out of your workout and get back to your best self. What propels you?

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48:30Have any of these been close? I was one off for Wade twice. The closest I was for Mark was six away. The first two guesses. Shit. You know what, Mark? I have to say, it's probably my fault. Honestly, I think that you put a lot out there And I think I let Wade throw me off on some of them And then when I tried to do it myself I think I am an idiot No, no, no, no As the judge, you're correct at all times It's fine, it's fine I don't see that as a bad thing I see that as a boon, if anything Anyway, let's go over the points Remarkably close I don't write it off, Mark Mark did dominate the small talk.

49:18Mark, you earned positive points for me being biased towards you, learning Korean, the longest stand-up sequence I've ever seen, hologram 3D print small talk, which was awesome. Your camera fell over, which made me laugh and was very funny. And then you also got a dismay point because of the general sense of dismay that you have felt for the entire second half of this episode. and then you lost points for every round of the game itself. Yeah, that feels about right. Which totals out to two points. Oh, I'm positive. Wade, you have a tentative lost point for making a short joke in the opening. You gained positive points for being an underdog, collapsing our timeline with chaos about the Oscars, walking like a good boy.

50:07I gave you a pity point. I gave you a Tula Juice point, and then you gained points for two of the rounds, but you lost points in two of the rounds, leaving you with a total of three, with a tentative lost point for the short joke, depending on how the wheel is feeling today. I honestly thought Wade was going to run away with it, but Mark had a pretty strong first half there. Does that make it less painful? No. No. We still experience do we have the scars from the from the from the game itself

50:40Wade:You know, I just want to know how many people go out to the bars and they try tomorrow tomorrow I love you as a pickup line and have success We better get some stories from the summer. Anyway, how many spins will there be? I'm sure it won't be a number that will cause me problems. Ah It's two is two to three would that would be the lowest scoring game ever we had lower than that Uh, didn't we have negatives at one point? I'm not sure. I don't know We used to have a lot of crazy shit happen. Yeah, this show's gotten out of control. I think we should probably, you know, kill it before it gets any wilder.

51:12I want to add a point for being the worst participant in an episode. Worst participant as in didn't play the game right or was not paying attention or just didn't understand the rules and threw their inadvertent... Kind of all around, not understanding the rules, not playing the game very well. because you can get a lot of points outside of the game. So I get this. I understand. Yeah, this makes sense. We currently have, hey, we're at 100. We have 100 options on the wheel. Great. I hope we see more than the usual four. That's crazy. That means when we get sudden death again, it'll be a 1 % chance of that actually landing.

51:48Spin number one is half point for Bob. Ah, shit. All right. Okay, we got tie potential here. Come on. Oh, that's right. Let's do it.

52:02Wade:Best million dollar idea. I don't know that I contributed anything anywhere close to this. Talked about the hologram 3D printing, but that's already a thing. Wait, yes, the hologram. I brought up the hologram. That is definitely a million dollar idea. But that's not your idea. That's someone else already had that idea. Well, I mean, it doesn't say it doesn't say it's a million dollar idea. Oh, wait, for no reason other than I just looked down and thought of it. I'm going to say it has to be an idea that you contributed. it to be someone else's idea all right all right damn host powers well listen wade can it be an idea that is not the person's idea and they still get credit for it is it too late to get points because if not i agree with you bob you're the host all right all right but the next one next one will i don't think i got a point for that even though that was the whole point oh there's no lies are there lies i need to make a judgment call wade has a tentative point lost for the short joke that is a different category of points than a lie point right yeah that's different yeah yeah because i mean look at him yeah pile it up while you're immune come on i'm already gonna lose the point if it comes up i'm gonna double dip the fourth wheel spin of the They certainly wouldn't do it to me like that.

53:21Oh. No sneezes. Alright, no one sneezes. Good. Alright, fun. Fun wheel. Come on. We're gonna go through all the options. We're gonna land in all the ones we've never hit before. It was almost baldest, but it's... Oh! Will to live.

53:38Wade:I wanna live! Well, do you? I remember your last, uh... Remember your 13?

53:46that's not my idea it's not my million dollar i will say this is very against me but i will admit that i did scream to the heavens why am i still here i did actually do that so i don't know if i can get the point uh as much as i

54:08Wade:want to and where there's a will there's a wade well as much as that makes me not want to give it to you i think that made you guys have less of a will to live therefore giving more to me you're right he's right oh god i want to live oh please i don't live so badly wade has the most will to live yes all right fine congratulations wade that means that with a score of four to two possibly the lowest score we've had definitely close wade is today's winner god i've had the hell of a losing streak i think it's cost me the season there's no way that was me winning oh wait no wade won the last one i hosted but it's because it went to sudden death you actually were winning that one oh wait yeah bob's won the last two i've hosted but you you won the space tier list bob's won the last three i've hosted um wait go keep looking back wait four i've hosted okay hold Hold on a second.

55:04Wade:Five I posted. Wait, wait, hold on. Wait a sec. Ah, there's Mark. Keep going, keep going. Wait, let's keep going. No, you won You Will Resolute. You won that one. Yeah, keep going. Okay, so five to one. Wait, no, that was a tie. Who won it? I didn't circle, I don't know. But you won the one before that, 20 to 17. Mark, I think your problem is that I don't win enough because Wade ended up winning this one and the last one, but they were very close. But then you won space tier list. How do you pan snow days? Wade won one, but then you won half-life By ten point. Anyway, it's me you got to impress buddy.

55:44Wade:I'm the one ruining your win streak And guess who hosts the next episode? Bob hope you have one in their banks for no reason. Oh, man. Yeah, I'll be ready to host. Don't worry mark Do you want to give a speech? No is an acceptable answer. No, I got it. All right. Listen There comes a time when it's like me never winning the Streamy for Gamer of the Year. I've never won it. I probably never will. And, you know, I have to come to terms with that. We all have to come to terms with that. And sometimes, if I don't win the Year of the Year thing, I will flip the ultimate unfair coin and we will look through Wade's book of wins.

56:29and I've never calculated how often I lose his games. And we will see if there is bias. Then I will accept the answers. And it's fine. And, you know, I hope only that the Streamys also has a big coin to flip for its own unfairness. I'm sure that they do. Wade, would you like to give your winner speech?

56:49Wade:Yeah, hold on one second. I'll give it. No particular reason. I won. Big surprise. 17. I hate this game. Wait, can I just say I'm looking at the season stats right now? Wade is dominating in wheel spin points. Wade has won 55 wheel spin points. Mark is 46 and a half and I've won 46. But points without wheel spins, I'm dominating 648 to Mark 626 to Wade's 542. And the wheel's the only one that loves me. The total episode wins as of the last episode, the smell you could lick was Mark with 33 episode wins, me with 33 episode wins, and Wade with 29 episode wins on the season. So actually, Mark, you're tied for the lead, if anything.

57:43Does it come down to this next one? Is the next episode the decider? Oh, is that pressure on me? Yeah, I guess this is kind of this next one that Wade hosts is kind of like the 1v1 face-off for champion of season 5 If you want to frame it like that, that's it's good. That could be true It could be the way I'm also just assuming that this post I found on this is a comment from farrider 6952 on subreddit. I hope it's accurate I don't want to have to come back and re litigate these numbers of this is wrong That's on the subreddit right now, but I'm I think this person keeps pretty careful track of that stuff So actually it's probably correct.

58:19Anyway, congrats Wade. My apologies to Mark. You've tried your hardest and Boy was that just not worth it Make sure you check out the merch shop Distractable dot shop make sure you follow the show Wherever you listen and or watch it because then you'll know when the episodes come out and make sure that you tune in next time Because Wade will be hosting and Mark and I are playing for the championship Thanks everybody for being here. This has been distractible. Wade's going to host the next one. See who the ultimate champion is. Until then, podcast out.

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