Doing Too Much

34:01Oh my God, this thing's like 6 % alcohol. So I had one cider and it about knocked me on my ass. So I'm definitely not a drinker. I'm very lightweight. I'm just getting out of the house, breaking the routine a little bit. I don't know. I don't do fancy things. There's no fancy stores or things I go to. So just a normal human behavior for me is a big deal. I played Diablo 2 again, resurrected, the old 1999 game. and learning how hard that game can be still compared to the newer ones. Kicks my ass. I feel like there was something else I wanted to add, but God, I'm boring. I should have gone first.

34:38I'm so boring. Oh, come on, man. You're not boring. Don't be like that. Remember how Mark parked his truck? That was the good stuff. I had lunch with my mom and I poured alcohol on her on accident. That happened. Like pouring one out for your homies? No, we had lunch and she had like a Prosecco or something and the waiter dropped off a check and I was like, I'll get it. And as I went to get the check, I just threw the Prosecco on her on accident. So it's kind of rude, man, the highlights of my week. Yeah. Mark didn't even talk about the visa thing. It's not that interesting. It's sort of just crazy that that happened because of course it did.

35:14Anyway, we didn't get to talk about real good AI on at South by. So we'll do a makeup stream at some point in the future. It'll be even better. Yeah, I guess. So I don't know what the event was originally supposed to be. Was it all a conference about Real Good AI or was it like a segment as a part of another show or like what was the... It was South by Southwest London, right? So it was not the main one in Austin, but it was, it's like a... I don't even know what South by Southwest is. There's like a music festival. There's like movie premieres and like, but, but the, they have like talks that are kind of in the vein of like TED talk kind of, but not really TED talky, but like the theme this year was like talks focused around AI and how AI is intersecting with stuff.

35:53So we were going to talk about what Real Good Is doing So the event probably still happened Oh yeah tons of shit happened Michelle Obama was there They did not notice How did she get there She has to visa like the rest of us I don't know Her thing was actually a day earlier than ours So she probably traveled right before that whole thing happened Michelle let us know how you got in Can I call you Michelle Let us know how you got in I do not condone him addressing you that way whatsoever this is on behalf of mark and bob they really want to know no don't listen to him listen this is obama cut the whole bit cut the whole bit cut it bail bail sam hit the emergency button hey well i'm sorry you guys didn't get to go hopefully how long was the visa thing down is it still down it was literally for like 48 hours right when mark needed it i got my notification that my visa was approved like that evening you guys missed your flight then it was like all right well now you can't make it you could go yeah yeah exactly all right small talk done all right bob we just had a timely manner yeah we got lots of time that's okay that's okay this game this game can be as long or short as we want it to be and by the way it's i i don't know i'm saying it's a game like it's it's not a game is it called long or short oh what if it was and now I'll be disappointed if it's not.

37:16This game is called Long or Short. I'm not disappointed. I feel like you're lying, but I'm happy about it. The new name of the game that just popped up into my head has nothing to do with the game and doesn't describe it in any meaningful way, but I'm going to go ahead and call it Long or Short anyway. Hey, my legs bleeding. Dude, I took rose bushes out yesterday with a chainsaw. It is as fun as it sounds, but holy fuck, do rose bushes fight back. Goddamn. Yeah. Yes. I'm at that age where I get like the cuts and bruises I'm like I remember getting this giant scrape What happened to me? Are you 73 years old?

37:51What do you mean by that? I know what happened I'm not confused why I have a scab down there No I literally get like beat up And I have no idea Yeah I don't know how this scab happened So I'm in that same boat You guys need to be more careful Don't worry Bob you're like two months away from our age You'll know in two months what we're talking about I think you're the youngest of us right? Let's say our age at the same time One two three 36 oh So I thought we were doing He's young Is that bad now? Alright long or short Also known as doing too much I have a list of some things I want to talk about Because Mandy brought this to my attention And I looked into it And I have a problem Have you guys ever heard of Dr.

38:34Bronner's soap? I'm familiar with this product It's a product No I'm not It's pure What the hell is it called? pure something castile castile yeah i don't know what that word means but pure castile soap dr brawners on their own website lists this soap which is just a liquid soap as having 18 or more uses and it starts off completely sane and rational because they're like it's a face wash it's a body wash it could be shampoo it could be used for shaving lather it could be bath soap which to me is not different from Bath body wash or any of that other shit, but like it's a list of - and then it starts going downhill Because they're like it could be toothpaste What?

39:22It could be aftershave You could use it to clear congestion from your sinuses Also, it's a window cleaner and a toilet bowl cleaner. You can use it for mopping. You can use it to wash your fruits and vegetables It's a plant and pest spray. Yes It's a thing that if you spray it on plants or on the ground, it will keep insects away from those things. Who is doing all this shit? I am not using that as a toothpaste. Yeah, I was going to say it kills things, but you could use this toothpaste. This product is doing too much shit. Okay. That's too many things. It's too bold. I do think it's worth noting that specifically the one that grosses me out, among the ones that gross me out is the toothpaste.

40:04It does specifically say like you could use it as toothpaste. It just tastes like soap. So don't do that. But you could use it for toothpaste. I'm like, well, why the? No, you couldn't then. Like if you would use lots of stuff for toothpaste, if you don't care that it tastes like an ass. That's not what toothpaste is. Toothpaste has like a minty or a cinnamony flavor. It's supposed to be like good. This product is doing too much. And I want to talk about products that are out here doing too much. Because I feel like we live in a time where technology is going too far. And every new product that comes out is like, well, what if it just does everything?

40:43What if it's an air fryer and deodorant? Can we make that combination happen? I was afraid you were bringing this up because you were going to say something about me doing too much for a certain company. No, no, no, no, no. I was going to take offense to that. Look, it worked out. You got me a GoPro. Is that not what you wanted to have happen? Because if it's not what you wanted to have happen, then I guess it really didn't work out. Definitely it was a distractible, so we have a GoPro. We got exactly what Mark wanted. I thought that was going great. I was not going to make fun of you for that.

41:16I want you guys to come up with products, and it could be like genres of products, or it could be specific things that are out here doing too much. I have another one on my list that I wanted to talk about, because this is a different product that is listed and advertised by the company that makes it as having over 2 ,000 uses. Holy shit. And I have some quibbles with the nature of the list that this company has put together, but the product WD-40, which is, if you've never used it or seen it, WD-40 is like a spritzy can thing of, I don't even know what technically it's called. It's not really a lubricant technically.

41:58It's for like cleaning. I've always heard of WD-40 used in the context of like, oh, if you can clean, cleaning greasy things with it, clean it off and then you apply fresh, you know, whatever. But WD-40 is advertised. It's having over 2000 uses, but their list is just a bunch. It has more than that because the list is it lubricates ashtrays for easy sliding. It lubricates auto hood latches. It lubricates automatic seatbelt tracks. It lubricates automatic side view mirror. It could lubricate everything in the known universe. It has an infinite number of uses. If that's the list of shit it can do.

42:34Isn't WD-40 not even a lubricant? This is a common misconception. WD-40 is not a lubricating agent. You should not rely on it as a lubricant. It is a solvent, I think, technically. It's great for cleaning things. It can be used as sort of like a penetrating oil or on rusty thing. It does a lot but the one thing I would say it's definitively not is a lubricant for anything Okay, but let's rewind it's a solvent. Okay, and whenever we were in math class back in the day They'd hand you with like a word problem. What was the last that was like, please solve you can't have solvent without solve Therefore, it's a solution.

43:10Therefore. It's the answer. So wd-40 is just the answer Well, he's definitely not gonna get a points for this game because it's about doing too much Not defending it doing well wd-40 is not you know it does too, too much. You know what? Here's a point. Frank's Red Hot. What'd you put that shit on? Oh, that's right. Everything. Hey, I will not tolerate the Frank's Red Hot slander. It does one thing, which is hot sauce. It hot sauces things. That's not what it says. You listen to the logo. I put that shit on everything. Your kid crying? Frank's Red Hot. Out of lube in the bedroom? Frank's Red Hot.

43:49squeaky door breaks red hot out of windshield wiper fluid breaks red hot i put that shit on everything all right you know okay all right you know what you actually just convinced me of something and i swear to god that might be the first time ever i was starting to jump all over you i was going to interrupt you to be like you're wrong and you directly addressed my exact concerns and convinced me that you are in fact correct that was an excellent argument wayne all it took was four years for me to get one right uh every point from in the past has been illegitimate i hear it i i've heard it confirmed here hey i don't give points because i agree okay i get points out of obligation all right i got an example of this um i never had this but i had a different bamboo lab printer the bamboo lab h2d i think is the name of it when it came out was an example of doing too much.

44:44It tried, it brought forward this, everyone excited, because like, oh, it'll have two nozzles. Whoa, you could do so much with two print nozzles. This will be great. You could put sport film in. But then it was like, the H2D, multi-nozzle, AMS. Also, it's a laser cutter. You get laser cutters in there. And it's just like, everyone was like, huh? What? Like, no one, we didn't ask for that. I just got a laser, 10 watt, 41. You know, you can get your laser lasers in here is like, I wanted a 3D printer. And it's like, it's not that the laser cutter is a bad thing. We actually have a laser cutter or Jason has a laser cutter and we laser cut things all the time, but it's a separate machine because when you laser cut things, there's a lot of fumes and things, uh, cause it's burning pretty much, uh, woods and metals and plastics.

45:35And you kind of want to make sure that's a filtered solution. Well, don't you need special glasses too, or so like lasers you can't mess around with lasers 3d printing you you need some stuff but lasers you need like properly rated shit or you will burn your eyes out potentially right like so they have like different glass for the laser version of it to enclose it because there are these laser cutter enclosures and they usually have it x tool is like the example of the laser cutter uh company manufacturer that makes the laser cutter that we have it's not that this is a bad idea to have it It's just like, why?

46:07Because they only had the other, well, they had that and then the smaller, cheaper version of it. But it's like two nozzles would have been great. It would have been perfect if it just jumped one nozzle. Two nozzles! Yeah, everyone would have been like, ah! But they were like, and also it can do laser. It doesn't have to have a laser cutter, but it's also just like, feel like it's doing too much. I did. I did always think, I've just only recently actually got into 3D printing, but I've always been a fan. And I always felt like I get why they think the overlap of people who are into 3D printing and people who would use a laser cutter is probably pretty substantial, right?

46:41Because if you're making stuff, if you're a maker, you probably would like both of those tools if you could have them. But if you're a maker who cares enough to have either a 3D printer or a laser cutter in your arsenal of stuff, you probably want pretty specific things, I guess I thought. and those this is like this gives the vibes of that thing you know it's like a made-for-tv product where it's like it slices it dices it peels it juliennes it but and it's like well it does all of those things kind of shitty doesn't it like because because it's not any one of those things doesn't it do all of them pretty half-assed compared to like what a dedicated laser cutter would be doing or i don't know it just seems it also just feels dangerous i 3d printing i have no fierce about and i know there's fumes and you have to be a little you have to be kind of careful and think about but laser lasers is just a whole other level of like i would not invite that into my house because i don't think i'm careful enough to use laser shit sure it's all safe and enclosed but that's that's a good pandering answer because you know i love that shit and you know i have bamboo labs products big fan let's talk about the big one duct tape duct tape is used to build tools duct tape and dungeon crawler carls use to build bombs duct tape can fix your car duct tape can build your house duct tape can patch your wounds duct tape is the glue that holds the earth itself together i'm convinced if another meteor hits will patch up the hole with duct tape that's what will keep us all around because duct tape is there a more important like if you think about getting stuck on an island is there an item other than like food or water that you could think that have more use than duct tape.

48:22I'm trying not to let my personal feelings about duct tape get in the way here because I love duct tape. Yeah, same, but like it's got infinite uses. I think the thing here is this might be the one and only product in existence where I think you're right. It's doing a lot, but I don't think you could say it's doing too much because I think it does everything good enough. But that's where it's scary. It does do too much because we rely on it it's good though it is until it goes away the problem with all this stuff is like well i wouldn't want to use it for toothpaste that's gross every duct tape use is like yeah you can use duct tape for that i would work like you you know it might not be as good as what you're supposed to use but that would work fine duct tape would work fine for our purposes duct tape always works i can't think of a situation where i'm like oh well i wouldn't want to use duct tape for that but we become too reliant on it no but that's not the problem ever goes away we're It won't.

49:21If we lose all of human history, duct tape will be one of the first things that we reinvent because that's how we'll invent every other thing. Let's hope. But duct tape itself as the brand trademark C circle TM, we rely way too much. Okay. Well, if we're going to talk about brands, that gets really complicated. Okay. Are you talking about the brand of duct tape that is put out by like 3M or are you talking about the brand? Oh, I'm talking about Mr. Duct himself. duck tape the brand whose mascot is a duck this is don't get me started on brands of don't even get me started on gorilla tape which some might argue is a superior version of duck tape are gorillas superior to ducks i don't know i think that that's a complicated issue duck tape's uses i agree are great but i think it is useful for too much and we are too reliant on duck tape because if duck tape ever becomes like intelligent and leaves the planet and we have no more duck tape Then what are we gonna do mark you're unbiased does he get a point for that one?

50:21Ah man, I can see it both ways because yeah, it's Because I bet the manufacturer is like hey, this is for ducts We made its duct tape, but everyone in the world's like you can use it for repairing your boat Waterproofing you can put up your walls broken nose duct tape annoying kid duct tape It's it's one of those things where it's like is it really the fault of the manufacturer? or is it are they complicit i think they're complicit i think they have adopted it i think it's fair to say that that clearly they originally didn't but they are obviously now duct tape probably has a thing on their website that's like it has 500 uses or more stick it i stick that shit on everything frank's duct tape frank's red duct tape don't put it on your skin don't put it on your skin anything else but don't fuck don't put it on your all right i'm confused how exactly to spell it when I write it down.

51:15P-D-U-C-K-T. The P is silent. P-D-U-C-K-T. Huh? P-D-U-C-K-K. Alright, I got another one. It's a bit niche, but, you know, mine are always gonna be tech-based because of tech guy. So, uh, there's a camera out there. Not talking about GoPro, I swear to fuck. There's something called a Ronin 4D, right so the ronin 4d is probably the textbook definition of doing too much it i have it i have it because i was like this seems like super cool oh man it could be the future it could the oh this is the perfect camera it definitely is an example of doing too much it's not only a cinema camera It's a built-in gimbal with a Z-axis lidar with like hand grips from focus wheels.

52:11And it can autofocus with the lidar. And it can have all this transmission out. And it seems like on its surfaces, wow, this is really great. But the more and more I have gone down this cinema road, I have realized that there is a prohibitive nature to grabbing that camera when all I need is a shot. For most of film production, or at least stuff that I do, the shots that I sometimes prefer are just on a tripod. It's bold that I just enter the movie sphere and I'm like, I get to have opinions here, but I feel like I do a little bit. I feel like not every shot needs motion. Not every shot needs to push in i really like the pov where something is bolted on to a car right where it's fixed stuck there not moving it even gets a little shake from the car too i don't need a perfectly smooth yada yada all the time there are times when you need it there are times when you definitely need it and the camera is like it shoots good i haven't really shot and used that much from it because again it's like really hard to get all set up and every all the bells and whistles working and you know i often find myself just not using it because of that but it's useful there's a need for it but it's like it's just doing too much it's trying to do all the things and it's super limiting in the number of lenses that you can use on it because it's like it has to be light enough to fit on there so it's doing all this stuff and you still can't really use yeah it has interchangeable lenses but the for people who don't have pictures in front of you or our listeners this is basically a camera imagine a camera as like i don't know like this right but bigger a cinema camera is kind of like this GoPro it's bigger but the lens is a thing you can interchange on most nice cameras but this camera would be like if this GoPro thing existed but then the lens was like up here and so there's like the main body of the camera but then the lens is maybe like a quarter the size of the main camera body but it's like because it's gimbal yeah but so you can having an interchangeable lens on that would basically be like constantly well every time you change it you change the counter balance of the thing that balancing gimbals is such a huge fucking pain in the ass when you're using gimbaled stuff i assumed it was like a fixed lens like a very they have their own lenses but they only have like five and it's like it can auto calibrate to what it is but it's like i wouldn't want to use those lenses anyway because they're kind of on the cheaper side and the lighter side and yes with gimbals you have to rebalance but these motors aren't strong enough to take the big lenses so it's like you would need a stronger gimbal anyway to do a lot of this stuff i feel like you're doing as much setup but with the limitations and yes for certain people this is like oh it's great like for them but also it is doing too much that is a very niche but very interesting uh one i like that well and when i didn't realize this was a camera isn't ronin also a line of dji gimbals in general yes isn't that just like they make us i don't know if it's a set or or whatever like a series of products but it's a different thing right yes so they have their Ronin series of gimbals.

55:21This is the Ronin cinema camera. They have the RS series, which is the smaller form factor, but they've kind of scaled it up. But also they have the cinema standard is the Ronin two is like for most productions. They're like the Ronin two is the stabilizer to use for smaller productions or whatever. Um, but they haven't updated that in like 10 years. There's no Ronin three. Uh, there's an RS five now, I think, but I don't know. It's a whole thing it's like you know that particular camera and i can say this because i have it and i'm like i find myself i'm probably going to sell it because it's just like i do not use it enough to justify it wait give me something weird spray bottles expound yeah i made this expression listeners so you have a bottle you put liquid in it right you spray spray water water your plants you spray poison you can kill plants you put in good smelling sprays good smelling sprays make your house smell good you put in i don't know acid and sprays the one to melt them it sounds crazy but you could you know what's crazy about the spray bottle is liquid as long as it doesn't melt the bottle goes in it what's in the bottle hope it's labeled oh you're reusing it afterward guess it's not labeled now hope i remember five years from now what i put in there for the niche use that it had so spray bottles they can be used for too much because there's too many variances of liquids could be.

56:44Is it acidic? Is it base? Is it somewhere in between? Does it smell good? Does it smell bad? Does it keep things alive? Does it kill things? I don't know. Really hope me with my really shit memory remembers what I was using this particular spray bottle for. How thoroughly do I have to clean the bottle if I want to go from poison to live? I think maybe just don't go that direction. Yeah, I think maybe you just, if you just have one that's like, that's the poison one. Maybe that's. I see you're relying on someone with a good memory or the labels. And again, if you can reuse spray bottles, then the labels don't mean anything because you can empty it out and then you just have an empty bottle empty quote unquote besides all the murderous residue that lies inside waiting for the right moment to escape when you can i counterpoint this because i think like i you know i've kind of been on your side for the other ones i might i might say i have a better spray based thing that is actually doing too much garden hose sprays why they got all those other dial settings that I don't use because the spray bottle, it's got two, it's well, three, maybe it's got on narrow and wide.

57:48And I'm like, I could see uses for all of and off. And it's got, I could see uses for all those. Well, some of them have like the array of like little bigger as you go. Well, that's, that's what I'm talking. Like the garden hose spray has like, I only use two, the lot of liquid or the far liquid or the wide liquid. That's all I need. I need to, I need to go this. I need to go all the way over there or I need to garden hose. I have thumb or no thumb Man's man's never owned a sprayer the garden hose sprayer Some of the deluxe version have like 40 settings and I gotta click all the way through all of them Meanwhile, my petunias are getting doused by every form of water There is and before I get to the one I need because the the the one I need is only the opposite dial of the other one But see you have to hit some like plants with the real light spray but some of the trees that really just want to know if they can take it, you have to hit with the harder spray.

58:41So it makes sense. That's what I'm saying. Those are the only ones I need. I need, I need mist. The harder one? Mist, shower, laser. Lasers! Laser! And then open the damn gates. Flood, you know, that's the four I need. Maybe there's one more, but there's way too many dial setting. Don't forget the fire hose. That's what I mean. The goosher. It does feel like someone was given that assignment and the guy, whoever assigned it was like, give me eight sprays. And they were like, well, aren't there really like three tops, like maybe four? And his boss was like eight sprays tomorrow on my desk. And the guy was like, OK, well, you got the ones everyone knows.

59:26And then what if there was cone? but see this is tangential because like the direction and shape of the spray versus what you're actually spraying are related but they're two different things yeah i guess i was jumping on marks because i i'm having a hard time with the spray bottle argument i feel like especially if you're talking about using up something that came in a spray bottle you use the bottle of windex the windex is gone and then you keep that and you're like well i put poison in this windex bottle how am i supposed to maybe you're not a person who's supposed to be multi-purposing these things maybe once the windex is gone wade should throw away the spray bottle i feel like this isn't about the personal use this is about the product and the product allows reuse at some point it's on you to know your limitations it's not the spray bottle's fault the spray bottle is not trying to be everything does the bottle say get rid of after emptying i don't think it says that on there probably are you kidding me most almost every product says please discard if damaged or when done using or whatever right because like for liability i'm sure not in the title it just says windex oh so if you didn't read it it doesn't say it i forgot about that okay like the thing about spray bottles is they can do a lot but also that's that's on you they're not windex is not like and And when you're done, fill it with hyaluronic acid and use it to spray your skincare regimen onto your...

1:00:53What about the non-labeled bottles you buy that are just empty bottles? You rip off the bottles of them or they come empty? Well, they sell... I own some of those. They sell unlabeled bottles. Those are usually for a purpose. You know what my unlabeled bottles are for? I have one that I mix my floor cleaning solution into because I have a big jug of floor cleaner that you're supposed to mix into a smaller thing. and I have one that I mix dish soap into because dish soap is really inconvenient to use unless it's diluted with water and then you could spray it on the counter and clean whatever but I don't have like 30 spray bottles with ran I don't go to the cabinet be like let's pick a mystery spray and spray it on some stuff let's see what happens what about the spray bottle that is actually a nozzle you hook up to a hose in order to spray the water and the product at the same time combining the two things that mark and i are talking about no i i get i'm now on wade's side if if you can also entertain another in this okay keep expounding yes yes i think electrical sockets are doing too much you can plug anything into it i can plug a a hedge trimmer a toaster a kilomatic 9000 i i would be a fork i could eat a fork i could plug it right in it's doing too much.

1:02:11I agree, Wade. There's nothing on the plug that says don't plug in the nuclear explosion right into there. You know, the overload the nuclear reactor nearby plug that I have. Don't ask me where I got it, but that's not doing too much. Very specific use for that. And then I plug it in and I'm dead and everyone's dead, you know? And don't even get me started on the fact that you go over to Europe and it's a different shaped outlet that does the same thing. And then you've got the adapter. It's like, oh, I've got to plug in my Australia plug. My Germany plug. My US plug. My Antarctica plug. You're winning me over.

1:02:46You're winning me over. If we can entertain one more, you know what else? It is doing the exact same kind of way too much. Yeah, yeah. Vehicles. You can take vehicles anywhere in the known universe. Excuse me? You could drive a car on the road, sure, on your driveway, in your garage, on the bottom of the ocean. What? Troops into battle, oversized load on the highway, carry an actual another vehicle, carry 10 other vehicles Some people sleep in them Can you imagine? Me, me, honk me, me, me in a car Cars think that their house is now Hold all those dirty ass soccer kids that are covered in mud You know who else is doing too much?

1:03:27The James Webb telescope It thinks it can look at anything in the universe It can point anywhere Whoa man, just looking It's not even just one light spectrum It's multiple light spectrums I think when you come to infinite You are definitely doing too much You know what I'm saying? You know what else? The human body does way too much Reproduces, it eats, it poops It pisses, it vomits Makes earwax, it spits The appendix Can we talk about that? What the fuck? What are you doing there? It just dies, that's all it does You know what else is doing too much? Electrons Those little bastards are everywhere.

1:04:07They're in pretty much everything. Like, I think. Almost everything. Every element on the table, you're like, oh, they got different numbers. It's electrons all the way through. It's doing all of it. It's trying to be everything. They don't even know where it is. It's in orbitals. Oh, it's an orb. It gets excited. I don't want to know about that. Swiss army knife. One, thought you were neutral. Why do you have an army? Two, you're a bottle opener. You're a wide opener, you're whittling, you're cutting, you're stabbing, you're twisting, you're a bop it of murder for a country that's like, we love peace or whatever, and jeez, I don't know what you're doing over there, Swiss.

1:04:43I'm so glad you brought it up. Bop it, not the three version, the five version. The five version. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ridiculous. It was already hard enough. You had infinite difficulty escalation with speed going up on the original bop it. You do not need five. I don't need to twist it. I definitely don't need to Flick it. Big enough twist that I'm glad you brought that up. Condoms. Are condoms there to stop pregnancy? Are they ribbed for her pleasure? Are they juiced for your pleasure? Are they liquefied for don't feel it? Are they extra solid for like made of wood? Tell me about these condoms.

1:05:18Not bringing you distractible condoms. Ever wanted to not feel it? Liquid. It's just a bottle. Comes in a spray bottle because they can do anything. Spray on condom? Why don't we just use duct tape? Ah, the unremovable condom. I like that. No mistakes here. Ever wanted to feel like you were fucking an air duct? Get it, distractible man! Condoms. And it's okay! You can just poke a hole so you can pee! Wait, don't you hit it when you're having sex and you're like, I gotta go to the bathroom. Just use your Swiss Army knife penis hole poker and just hit it with the old pop. It's the round, curly one.

1:05:54That's the one you want. Penises do do too much. You got your bladder evacuation and reproduction. Nonsense. And speaking of the little curly, talk about ducks. Those things are terrifying. All right, man. Well, no, everyone knows about duck penises. You don't know about duck penises, Mark? I know. I know. Why do you know about that? We covered everything. We covered everything. That's everything, man. Yeah, I think that was, I didn't know if we were going to be able to get through all of it but i think we pretty much covered everything that is uh doing too much don't do anything with this information uh you know keep keep using you know whatever products you normally use it's fine uh now that we've solved that problem that everyone in the world was so concerned about uh let's let's see who got points for what i don't know what some of these things mean wade in no particular order you got points for not caring about james wait won't be get it won't be invited back which i think you said to mark which made him sad uh apple jam jokes very funny not having a car still is this this episode i don't remember yeah iron lung jesse getting cider drunk off of one cider uh frank's red hot duct tape uh spray bottles james webb telescope human bodies bop it of murder for a total of 11 points for wade mark when did i not care about james i I don't remember that.

1:07:18I was so long ago, I don't remember. But it was in Smalltalk. I don't remember either, yeah. Mark, you earned points for commanding Sam in a firm but respectful way. Being sad about GoPro for no apparent reason. Can't remember what that was about. Lying about your trip to Apple being wonderful so that you could stay friends with Tim Apple. Showing your cool picture from Reddit to Tim Apple. Making me jealous because of the Apple stuff. You, we didn't talk about this, but I gave you a point because I thought it was impressive. Your car was 6 foot 6 You were too tall to go somewhere Mark that must have felt pretty good It felt awkward actually You got a point for being a bad YouTuber You got a point for pointing out that the Bamboo Lab H2D was doing too much Ronin 4D Electrons and the Boppet Extreme Which somehow the Boppet of murder Came up first about the Swiss Army knife and that led to Mark Getting a point for the Boppet Extreme But anyway, in a real shocker Mark, you earned a total of 12 points It's not at all because I was jealous That you got to do some really cool stuff this week And it's because you earned it, Mark I think that the flaw of having a lot of things happen in life Is that Wade can earn points on small talk too So if I don't come in with confident small talk Then if anyone makes a joke about it I think that's an opportunity for points So I'm strategizing for the future It's good to do that out loud in front of your opponents He'll forget, don't worry you're right uh let's see how many spins we're going to spin man the bar in the wheel man my my horrible streak continues all right there's chance two two is a good number for today one goes to bob one goes to me and we have a tie uh i am adding to this wheel oh i i didn't really come up with this i will say i had my notes like the person who did too much this episode but that feels like one of those ones where every time it comes up we're gonna be like i don't really know if anyone did too much this time i don't know if that counts and i want it to be one that actually hits so just to just to make the small talk a little bit more uh meaningful on the points point for whoever had the most small talk just has to be voluminous most small wait that's confusing small talk there you go most small hello so mark is winning 12 to 11 we have two spins All right, I'm tying it up right here.

1:10:08plus and pro plans.

1:10:14Waboom! Live points absolute. Alright, that's still good for me. So that counts as a spin and nobody had any live points, yeah? Yep. Alright. Tie it up right here. Let's not. Don't do that. Woo-hoo! My ass! My ass! My ass! My ass! That's why I always pay attention to what's coming up. My ass! He still hasn't said it so I feel like it has to go to mark my reading comprehension the why and the top was cut off I was like sav my ass I'll save I'll save your ass. I was like save my ass. Oh say Mark going my ass my ass my ass my ass didn't give you any hints Well, it did but by the minute it was too late So I just accepted the L but uh I'm just trying to figure out why my brain thought the first why was a V and the second one was a why when they looked exactly the say i'll say look at my ass just in case i was part of the rule i don't think it was but just if if some obscure redditor out there is like it was supposed to be about say look at my you know what the thing about that is mark is we don't give a shit right that's true before we get into the loser speeches and wrap up the episode did you guys want to take a look at the bounty board or anything did anyone have a bounty they want to cash in any any bounty actions today we have one of those now we have a bounty board it's on the oh it's on the reddit you don't go on so i I guess that's okay.

1:11:34I'll take a look at that. Yeah, I've got so many to turn in. I'm gonna save them though. I honestly, I have plans already to execute on a few of these, but I have, I don't have one today. I'm the host. So it kind of a waste anyway, but I'm excited by the bounty board. Keep putting stuff out there. Check out the thread on the subreddit because I probably have some. Also, no one has taken the initiative. If you want us to spend the budget, the$600 a month allocation, we're going to need to see some democracy in the subreddit. Okay. I would like to see a discussion thread. I would like to see some proposals set forth.

1:12:08I would like to see maybe some votes taken. I don't know. We're not just going to willy-nilly do stuff, though. I need to see some consensus building, all right? I want to see some allies out there making stuff happen, because I do want to do that. It's not just on us. Okay, this is our show, comrades. Yes. All that stuff I said. I think we should build that in as like every episode We should do a little check in on the bounty stuff Just to see also that's the point where If someone was going to cash in a bounty and steal The episode that feels like the moment Where it's like ah five points for me And then you or whatever we decided last Time it was like one point or two points right Yeah I can't remember where the cutoff was No bounty stuff today tonight Today whatever the f Wait loser speech I want to throw out I think we forgot to do speeches Last episode but I think that's because we were just having a we were having a real talky episode so it was it's fine people were mentioning that on the subreddit it's fine i think it's fine acknowledging that it happened but like i think we're all cool with that over here so therefore you're cool with it you know it's been it's been nice getting outside it was nice having the last episode where we got to open up a bit it was nice hearing uh about mark's uh crazy life again in some ways i'm like oh man i'm jealous i'd love to do all that stuff at the same time i'm like you know just getting outside and like going to the pool.

1:13:23Being, I don't know, just simple things I'm getting some enjoyment out of. Trying to just break the monotony of being here at the computer all the time. So honestly, it might be a loss of an episode, but it's been a win of a week and hopefully that continues and things are all in the ups for everybody. Just, you know, my loser speech, just pushing the good vibes and we all have some good vibes. Thanks loser. Mark, winner speech. Well, well, well, this is completely unexpected. Who would have thought that me would reign victory over there with my interesting, interesting life, with all the things that I'm doing, with the special groups that I'm part of when I go to these special events that is actually very special.

1:13:59And just because I wasn't with all the other YouTubers doesn't mean that I'm not special. It makes me more special, I think. Because I've ascended beyond being just a YouTuber. I am now a filmmaker, and so I'm on another level entirely. And this victory solidifies all of that. I will use my, uh, Judicial ability abilities to change the word abilities to ability first second to Make sure that my my titles are respected and I will have a herald using the Funds appropriated by our Congress to buy me a herald to announce my arrival in every action Like much like a king not saying I'm okay, but you know you just buy people named Harold.

1:14:38Yeah, it's my speech I'm not done excuse you Sam. Please expunge him from the universe Sam you're sponging me he's an X-Punge Alright okay so I'm done he's ascended beyond YouTuber he's now super tuber now he's a me tuber Congratulations Spark you will be the host of the next episode everyone make sure you follow all of us but possibly most importantly the show on like platforms and stuff Marcus Mark Flyer wait is Lord Minion 777 I am my skirm the show is distractible We have a YouTube channel We're on all your podcast platforms Use to subscribe Hit the plus, whatever, follow the show Make sure you check out the merch, distractible Shop.shop Store Distractible shop.shop store, comma Distractible.store No, it's shop, I was wrong Fuck If you want to get merch, you have to move really quickly Because it comes and goes fast Thank you everyone for buying all the merch Thank you for listening to this episode Mark is going to host the next one.

1:15:41So make sure you come back for that. Anyway, we're out of here. See you on the next one. Podcast out.

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