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2:16From sketchy scoring to concluding Christmas celebrations. Ha ha ha ha ha! It's time for Don't Google Pin Buttock. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hello and welcome back to Distractable, the last podcast remaining on Earth. I don't know why. It just struck me. You guys both were like zoned out looking at something and I was like, now's the time. Welcome back to Distractable. My name is Bob. I am going to be your host because I won the last one and the one before that. Some might say. Some might say I've won a bunch that I deserve to win, and then somehow they were taken away from me.

3:04Unjustly. Can the host even do that? I don't care. I don't even know what it would mean at this point in the podcast. We have an entire system in place to make sure that that doesn't happen. I challenge that I'm hosting this one. All heads, I host two in a row. All tails, I never host again. Let's flip. If you've never seen this show, I'm hosting because it's a competition. I won the last one, so I host this one. My two co-hosts who are here are competing to win this one. Whoever wins will host the next one. As host, I give out points. I have a book that every time I flip through it, I realize is filled with increasingly concerning crazy bullshit.

3:43But eventually, this will be full of episodes of this show that we make. I don't know why this one is striking me so much, but there's a score sheet in my book. Usually I write like a title and there's a there's a score sheet on my book that just says mark wade and has a series of X's in a pattern that I don't understand what it means Apparently that's how I kept score one time. I don't I don't know That's kinda cool though. My first one on my old score sheet versus the one I just did on the new score sheet are relatively similar Those both look very chicken scratchy. That looks like my map for in space with Markiplier

4:22Yeah, I love the lines and the circles that are just like, you know, I ran out of space. I was like, well, I better write this. I've even gotten gaps. I don't know if you can see like the gap up here where there's like a really long diagonal to mark the fifth point because I had to split. I was like, two. Shit, there's too many things over here. Five. Why are you guys crazy? It's a table. Name, name. You go down. Most of mine look like this. Most of mine are very like But some of them are just like Well what the fuck happened in that episode I don't And some of them Look how many fucking points I gave you guys in this one Holy shit What episode is that That one's called Bob's Secret Words You guys got so many points Anyway Yeah that's what we do here This is the show And Drew Carey said it best When he said Ohio Ohio Ohio, Ohio.

5:19Or was it the other thing about points are made up and they don't matter? Cincinnati rocks, right? I do have a show prepared as is constitutionally required, but before we get into that bullshit, how are you guys doing? How's this? We got any small talks? I mean, I blew my story load last episode. You had so many good stories in the last episode. No, no, no. If I remember right, Mark said, ooh, no, I'll save that one for the next one. Yeah, and then you brought up crows, and that was my other story. Yeah, and then he said, oh, I was saving this for the next one, and then he told us about the crows.

5:57No, I'm short to remember. I didn't even... Okay, for those watching it or listening, I ended the last episode like 20 minutes before we started this recording, and five minutes ago I was like, who won the last one? And I literally declared that winner like 10 minutes prior. We took a break. I went and took a poop. I came back and Wade couldn't remember. Yeah, that's actually happened. You have memory erasing poops. That's just how it is. That's why they hurt so much. I guess I have some tech complaints, but, you know, those are always your miss. I love when Mark moans about technology and so does everyone on the subreddit universally.

6:35All right. So I do have a few complaints. Okay. Okay. I had another fiber line pulled To my render farm right You know How basic do I need to break this down Line of fiber Are you asking me or Wade If anyone has an objective It's a line the internet comes in on And goes out on For a lot of people Actually not as many there should be Most people have cable which is still copper cable Everyone's internet touches fiber optic At some point It just usually there's a junction at some point where it switches from your hard line to your fiber optic. But yeah, it's the internet. It's the fast kind. So you can get your own fiber going between yourself.

7:18You could set up your whole house networking with fiber if you really wanted to. You could do that and it would be very fast, efficient networking. It's just that they're very fragile. And you hated having money in your bank account. Yeah, yeah. And if any rat even touches a wire, they'll crack it in half or they'll nibble on it. Oh an actual rat, I thought you meant like a really shitty person Any of you fucking rats touching my wires I see two paths for you who hatched up in my ceiling I'm gonna rule you with fear or I'm gonna rule you with love and you're not gonna like that So anyway I started shooting my ceiling Fiber I had two, cause I wanted a redundancy Because there's a single connection going to my render farm right now And if that breaks, then no one can use it or I have to go in there, but there's no computer set up in there.

8:07It's all remote access, right? So if that breaks, even I can't use it, because I tell my computers, I access it remotely. Yep. So I had another fiber line pulled, and this one I was like, I want 100 gigabit lines. 100 gigabit. That was cheap to install. Well, it's actually not that much more. Most of the cost is in laying the conduit and pulling it through. I guess that's fair. The cable may cost like twice as much per foot or something like that but still most of the work is in the labor of getting it from a to b um so they did it i had them dig it really nice and the the whole pipe and then you know it gets all said and done and i go to the server closet and i look at the cable and i'm like pick up the other cable that they put in this 10 gigabit one and i hold them up next to each other i'm like fuck i it's they pulled two cables through this fucking enormous thing and they're not hundred anyway so that's the only complaint i have about that and this is more of a complaint with a particular company than anything but it's like i'll say this thing i'll say these things and like the people that you'll come to the house because it's like a house and they're like and i'll say i want a hundred gigabit and they're like you know what he needs 100 giga that's crazy what's he i want a jillion gigabits this guy i want a billion dollars okay yeah all right and so they're like i'll just pull this fiber which is perfect at this point you have like three government satellites aimed at your house at all probably probably i have i have an unbelievable amount of random bullshit going on here and to confirm the bear yeah yeah the bear yeah the bear could fuck things up really fast anyway i was just like god i i just wish people would take me seriously sometimes because i'm saying what i mean i am i don't know everything about everything i'm doing but when i say i want 100 gigabit and they'll say like well you you need to get really expensive infrastructure to even handle 100 gigabit and then i go i know

10:19anyway this is not remotely the same but i do i get that like salespeople And people in that position they deal with You know whatever a dozen customers a day And generally everyone kind of wants the same thing Because if you work for a company that sells shit You probably sell the same shit To all the people that you sell shit to But I have been in that position Too especially with tech stuff Where I'm like I want this really specific Different thing I don't want the normal thing that you sell Every other person I have a specific desire Give me this And the people are always like yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah And then they give you the same shit as everyone else.

10:57And it's like, I know that your job is 98 % selling this one fucking thing to people, but why can't you just listen or read the email? Yours sounds like a way more expensive thing than mine, because it's not like you could just be like, do it again. I don't think they're just going to do that. But mine is like, I just have to return whatever they gave me and be like, no, give me the one with the thing that I asked for. Not this one that I didn't ask for. what's annoying well okay there they i had them also lay a thicker pipe because i wanted it to be yeah you did yeah yeah but i wanted to put more things through it so it's not like they have to take those out uh to put another one in but it is more difficult to pull it when there's things already in there like they actually do have a protocol where they like lubricate the the the interior and they yeah they do yeah they anyway so that's that's my latest headache it's just like you know this has already been an incredibly expensive product project um and and weirdly enough still cheaper than the alternative was not in time but in money but holy hell god it's just these little things and oh because it adds up right this is this is i can use this but i it i wanted to transfer at 100 gigabit speed so i can get full speed because my nas can go faster than that uh than 10 gig which is the usual ceiling and like i can move data a lot faster if i do anyway it's just like it's just like now i have to wait another week to get it another one in there and i have to fight with them to be like you didn't do what i said and they're like you didn't have that writing and i'm like god it sounds fun in a week where you were not allowed to sleep for more than a couple hours a day that sounds like a really joyous thing to deal with during your waking hours that's part of the reason why i didn't catch it is because i was like oh they're working out there they know what they're doing and they did in terms of pulling a cable through they did a real good job the rest of it this is uh tagentially related but do you guys watch william osman on youtube yeah uh friends with like michael reeves and he has a tech youtubers sorry wait i'm sorry um they're they're they're tech youtubers yeah anyway william has like a a farm i don't know he bought property because he he he does he makes crazy inventions and he gets kicked out of rental properties and so they finally got a place that's like out and they have some land it's like a farm and that and he was pulling wires so that he could have like i think it was like power and internet he He had a conduit out to a shed, but he needed to pull the wires.

13:36And he had a friend there helping him do it. And they got to the end and the wire pulled out of the conduit by like an inch, but it needed to pull out like several feet. And they had like, they were down to like the tail end on both ends of the conduit. And they were like, oh my God, we're like five feet short of wire on this like couple hundred foot run or whatever. Like fuck. and the solution was I think they were just like just cut the bottom there were one of them was like a power box thing and they're like just cut the bottom off and we'll just put it right on the ground and the conduit can so the wire could just go right into it and you'll need like an inch of wire it's so funny though because I mean they're not professionals at that but it was a whole thing and they had to get lube for it and all this shit and they finally there was like the wire's coming out and there was like Wait Feed more wire What do you mean there's no more wire Wait So fucking funny Yeah yeah that is how it goes I imagine that kind of those kind of problems happen even in professional capacities But they're usually laughing a lot less about it And being like Yeah Right Wade You feed a lot of wire through conduit Wade You know what we're talking about No but I guess I also have a technology Gripe Alright Alright.

14:57Alright. You guys know how we have cars, right? Oh, it blew up! Cars? Yeah, go on. Well, we have a car that doesn't work. But it's the old one! Oh, I was hoping the ocean water got in and saw that mysteriously. I got you! It's not either of the new ones, it's the old one. Old one. Turns out you might need to drive a car some for it to keep working. That's generally true. My nephew came over and wanted to play basketball and I was like, yeah, let's do it. But I had the car in the driveway blocking the hoop so we had to move it. I went to turn the car on and it was Well, that doesn't sound right.

15:38No, it might be good. If it's a laser weapon being pointed at me, I think that's a good sound. It wasn't. So we went to jump the battery. It actually just sounds like a dead battery. Okay, let's jump the battery. Jumping the battery didn't work. And like the electronic keys and stuff were working, the lights on the dash would come on, it just would not start. So, I don't know if I just still actually need to replace the battery and the jump wasn't working. Because the jumper cables he had weren't jumper cables where you hook it up from one battery to the other. It was one where it was like its own standalone battery that has the two cables you plug on and then it charges.

16:15But it didn't get the car to start. So we had to put it in neutral and manually push the car out of the way and stuff. But now the old car is... not working. And it's like, well, do I just get a battery and hope that's the fix? Do I call a tow truck? What do you do in that scenario? I have some suggestions. Yeah, I know. Are you... Yeah, yeah, yeah. My small talk is help. What you really want... So it sounds like what you had is a jump pack, not a battery charger. And what you really want is... You don't really need to spend the money on a charging thing, but what you should get is some jump leads where you can connect one car to another.

16:49Okay, well, we've got those in one of the trunks. Yeah, pull one of your functional cars up next to non-functional car and charge put connect the turn the one on that turns on connect the batteries and like let it charge for a solid like 20 minutes half hour because it sounds like the battery in the old car is probably old on its last legs maybe needs to be replaced but if it gets a longer term charge as opposed to the jump pack is designed to basically make the starter work and then everything's supposed to jump to life if everything's working correctly do you turn on the car that you're using to charge 20 30 minutes is a long time so you'd have to right otherwise you're just dreaming that bad it'll just it'll just kill the battery so yeah leave the car running and just try and like just leave it and you know 15 20 minutes half an hour whatever you you could try and start the other one it won't hurt it you don't want to keep doing it but like you can see if that brings it to life because the jump a lot of those jump packs the fatal flaw is they have a some kind of trigger in them so that when you do try and start the car if the starter engages it makes the jump pack turn off because it senses the voltage drop and so it's like oh it's starting and it gives up and it's like well that if it doesn't start that's not very helpful so i think some of those experiencing some of those jump packs do that and if your battery is not really healthy it won't get enough charge to actually like make spark have ignition make the car work so i would charge it with one of your other cars and see that'll probably bring it around enough to where you can go and i assume you're gonna sell it or give it to someone or something like get rid of it right yeah i want to get it like if you were keeping it i guess we'll make sure the battery's in good shape if you were keeping it i would say yeah you probably do need a new battery it sounds like but if you're getting rid of it it's like you might want to tell the person the dealer you're selling it to or whatever like hey it's battery after you've got the money and you're walking out the door that's what i did when i sold my tesla is you know i didn't get the value that i thought i should get out of it uh and i go in there and after i'm or i'm you know the after meeting where you're signing all the paperwork i tell him like then i start talking like yeah that piece of shit broke down so many goddamn times the door was falling off everything was rusting about and literally look on his face like oh oh you may think you got it over on me but i transferred a curse to you and so good luck with that that was the money guy not the sales guy so he couldn't do much about it could he yeah no no couldn't do that anyway i bet they're watching right now holding like a glass of whiskey and just shaking their fist in the shadowed corner of their big mansion with the fireplace going i know i don't well so your car was kind of a piece of shit which was not your fault i don't know what people do to cars though because when i i sold my subaru and got the my current car that i have i took it in to the dealer and i was like yeah i want to i want to sell this one and i'm getting a new car and whatever and the guy they like took it for a test drive and the guy came back in and was like that's not really that's a really nice car and i was like yeah i did what i did the schedule maintenance on it and i like clean it and stuff like what the fuck kind of Mad Max piece of shit vehicles do you guys Take in on trades And he was literally like are you sure you want to Sell it?

20:09It's in perfect condition and I was like I know I made it that way I did all that People must take care of it People must trade in some real pieces Of shit cars I don't know I mean I did Scratch my truck and I was like It's mine so over time Yeah but it's yours Like if I had owned that car For like 15 years Instead of like a handful of years It would have definitely had some like scratches Or dents on the fenders or whatever Yeah Mark like your truck that lasted 15 years Before it got a scratch How many decades have you had your truck Mark? Oh I can't even remember what a decade is I'm sold Can I also talk about how garages Are designed?

20:55You mean the murder spring that lives over our heads In every garage door system I've had that go wrong once that was terrifying The snap I don't even think it was the spring Those springs are terrifying What are those cords called like the The ones that are real fucking taut One of those there's like usually two of them I can't remember what they're called What do you have on your door Anyway at their old house we had one of those snap And like the loudest scariest noise One of what snap Some really taut garage door cord I don't know what it was called I've never had what you're speaking about What I'd have to go this is was it was it cords that like lifted the garage up and that was it like related to the mechanism?

21:35I believe yeah because the door wouldn't open or close but after until we've replaced them There was one on each side of the door. It was like one of the double wide garage doors I've only ever had garages where there was like the one track that the thing attached to and it pulls the track on the top Yeah, this is the old house I can't even go and look at it This one I think is the single track but the garage door the thing the complaint I have we have like a single car garage door and uh it's really tall but the shit is so narrow that even though i got a car and a not a big car just a normal or even smaller than usual sized looking car there is about a one inch to two inch gap on either side for the uh side mirrors to fit in and the sensors on newer cars i've never my old car was like a 2015 and prior to that was 97 i've never had all the sensors and cameras i pull this car into the garage and i kind of have to back it in so i can see the everything as i'm going in there it's easier to get in and out that way every sensor is going off non-stop as i try to park this thing in the garage because of how narrow the space is where the door is i don't think that was a garage i think you parked inside a mimic Because it doesn't sound like any garage I've ever seen in my life It barely fits We lived in a place, one of the houses that we lived in in California Was like that, but the house was built in like 1964 And it was the original garage door from way the fuck back in It was a one piece garage door where it like tilted up like an old timey It was terrible Your house is not that old This house, I don't remember exactly what it was built Sometime between 2005 and 2010 It was not that old.

23:20That's like a 20 year old house. Is it like, is it like where you have your normal garage and then you have a garage that just appeared randomly in my house overnight? I don't know where it came from. It's a three car garage. There's like a two and a one. And the two is perfectly normal. Tons of space, tons of real estate. You can golf next to that one. Was the extra one there when you bought the house? Are you sure? Think about it. Yes, it's under the house. Yeah, that was not added on. It was there. I don't think garages belong under the house Yeah, if it's a basement garage I think it's It's not a separate garage, it's part of the Structure, I'm trying to say You can tell if it was added on You've seen the house, you know what I'm talking about I think this might just be an extension of Wade's car curse Either my car is like Wad When you bought the car, did a really creepy guy Grab your arm awkwardly and go Sinner and then your garage started getting thinner and thinner over time or something or i don't know maybe my car is it's got like high calorie gasoline or something because every time i park i feel like i've got less space but every fucking sensor i go to back in and like the whole thing lights up red it's like you're hitting everything iceberg garage cow look out it's like i don't know if there's actually a problem because everything every sensor is red as i try to park this fucking thing i will say don't you have a don't you have a six series convertible is it a six m850i it's an 850 okay so it's an eight series convertible that's not a particularly small car i don't want to burst your bubble apparently it's real thick it is like a basically a two-seater convertible it's wide it's a fat ass it has a so when you lock it the mirrors like fold in and i was like oh if i could just get those to fold in while it's on there's a button for that yeah oh there's so many buttons on these new cars i gotta find that button on these new cars on the left on your door thing above where your windows are there's the you know the button that makes you adjust the mirrors next to it there's a little button that makes them fold in 100 guarantee i need that button because man oh man i am pouring sweat every time i park so i'm like okay there's a half an inch there's maybe two on that side it's good enough right yep still have mirrors all right we did it boys it's terrifying i feel like this is a wade problem i know this is set up as like a technology gripe but this feels somehow like a u problem no the old car was technology gripe and then this was just okay okay okay and i just want to say new cars have way less buttons than old ones and that's all feel a problem because they're on like the touchscreens kind of suck kind of awful but yeah but also somehow more buttons but also less is when you go in your garage the lights start swirling around you and a guy behind you so we don't know which way the wind is blowing and you know it's the willy wonka tunnel of death actually i keep forgetting that our light is off it's like dead i need to replace it so we go into our garage and it's pitch black what it's cursed it's cursed that's a curse do you ever go do you ever go into the garage and then all the exterior doors to your house all close and lock all at once and then you hear someone from the other room yell It's hunting!

26:37It's hunting! I haven't yet, but now that you mentioned it And then you pull out your notebook and you're like, oh, I think it's a djinn! And your breath is fogging as you go in there because it's suddenly so cold, you know? Yeah, yeah, that sort of stuff How long do you play Phasmo? Don't you have like 10 ,000 hours in that? I don't know, I mean look They just had an update, a new thing came out recently Uh-huh, uh-huh 519 hours That's a lot of hours Can you sort by most played? I wonder what my most played game is That seems like a thing you could do. Probably Minecraft in general, but on Steam, I don't know.

27:09This is important enough that we all need to stop what we're doing to do this. Yeah, I'm literally looking right now. Sort by, no, that's filter. Sort by playtime. Oh, how? Wait, where is it? I'm doing it on my phone, so I have no idea how to help you guys. But on my phone, if I look at my library, I can sort by playtime. My highest played game on Steam is PUBG at 1 ,278 hours. Damn! Counter-Strike 2 at 536 hours? Do I play a lot of that? I didn't realize I played that so much. Huh. Maybe you did once upon a time. I have 112 hours in War Thunder? Heck. Damn. Oh my god, I have 100 hours in Unturned.

27:48Do you guys remember Unturned? Oh. Yeah, actually I do. Blocky zombie survival game thing. How much did you play that? I have like 100 hours almost. Wow. That's a fun game. It was a fun game. I didn't put nearly that. Okay, wait. It might be in my profile. So profile. Is this the episode? Are we just going to compare our... Just for now. I've only got... I've got 14 hours in Unturned. So I guess I played it more than I thought I did. It's not 100, but... 60... 62 hours in The Division. The first one. Classic. Classic. New World. Remember when New World was fun for a minute? Yeah. I have 80... PUBG is 600 hours.

28:26I'm just shy of 600. I have 80 plus hours. So I have more time in PUBG than I do Phasmos. There were multiple years in a row where all I did was go to law school, come home, get on PUBG, and stream for the rest of the day. So, it makes sense that I have so much time in that game, I guess. Lethal Company's 320 hours. Oh, that's pretty good. I don't think I have nearly that much. Where are you... Wait, where are you seeing it now, Wade? I'm just picking games out of my library that I remember playing a lot. I don't know how to sort it. Hey, I have 22 hours in the forest, guys. Gary's mod has to be up there, right?

28:58That was so big for so long. I found it! I got total playtime. Okay. Yeah, I have 125 hours in Gary's Mod. 446. My most played is Frostpunk, with 423 hours played in Frostpunk. How did you sort it? You go to your profile. It's kind of obscure. You got to go to your profile, and then you got to go to your games. Games, all games, playtime. Okay. PUBG, Phasmo, Gary's Mod, Arc Survival Evolved, and Lost Ark somehow is up there? Wow. We played a fair amount of Lost Ark. I don't know if you remember that. It was for a short stretch of time, but we played a shitload of Lost Ark for a minute. 395 hours.

29:37Yeah. Daylight, Lethal Company, Monster Hunter, World. My Lost Ark is that I was only at 60 hours, but like, that was over the course of like a week and a half. I got 395. The last time I played was March of 2023. Frostbunk with 423. Oxygen not included with 265. Team Fortress 2, 254. Mass Effect 2 with 206. Amnesia the dark descent with 142 then power wash familiar with 129 Damn and then it goes down from there. I would have thought seven I've been playing seven days to die on and off I haven't played since 2021, but I've been playing it since like 2013. I thought that would be a lot higher It's at 155.

30:17I have more time in no man's sky at this point I do seven days that I that surprised me. I think some of these games. I've just left on the main menu accidentally There's a few here that I'm like I haven't even played that one I have wow mine really Drops off I have like Nine games that are Over a hundred hours and then they Drop off really fast I have not Very much time in a bunch of other games Yeah I've got three Perfect games I don't know what that means I got all Achievements that what that means damn Escape simulator 2 demo Demonologist and the planet Crafter escape simulator 2 demo Shit you You completed that 100 % of the demo All right.

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32:55My episode idea. I tried to think of a clever way to introduce this, and this will probably snap both of your attentions right back to me because it's a thing we all know and love. Yes. Who's ready to talk about Shakespeare? Oh! Is it finishing how these plays go? He just as scars I've refilled a wound But soft But light the end One who breaks Tis the east And Julie does the sun Arise For a son I can't leave His mood Already sick And pale with Grease Now who made A far more Fair than she That is exactly How he started The other one That's true Tomorrow tomorrow Tomorrow tomorrow Kill Creeps This pain Patient The last The little Recorded Time Delarious The light Of the way To the Seas Light I don't A brief Candle Life's But a Walking Shadow Of poor Planner Strust Friends I don't Know

33:43More They're just actually easy questions Stupid Moby Dick I have a bunch of What? What was the question? Which one was published first Frankenstein or Moby Dick? Was that the one? I got it wrong every time Anyway, I just literally I was browsing the internet and I came upon a Shakespeare quote or one of his famous insults and I was like, that's pretty funny and all I want you guys to do this is going to piss off anyone who actually knows anything about Shakespeare but all I want you guys to do is guess I'm going to give you the quote and you're going to guess or you might know is that quote from a comedy a tragedy or a historical play because old Billy Tremors only wrote three types of them plays and if you ignore anything that the scholars have said in recent history or last couple centuries.

34:44There's only three types and there's no other types and none of them cross over and there's no such thing as a tragic comedy. There's three types. There's comedy. It's a comedy, a tragedy and a historical. I just got Billy Tremors. Billy Tremor, yeah. Oh, William Shakespeare, Billy Tremor. I get it. Should have been like Bill Tremor stick or something but whatever. But I get it. I get it. The old weapon rattler. only wrote three kinds. I wonder how Tremors aged. That was a funny movie. Those are still good movies. Okay, that's good. Anyway, these are just funny quotes, and we can talk about the quotes, and you can fantasize about what they might mean, and I'm going to flip a coin, and for his bald head, I declare that Wade is heads.

35:31The lady is heads. Wade goes first, which means he wins, probably. Thank you guys for coming out. Not because of anything, I'm doing just because of winning is a going first is a slice of it is an advantage mathematically anyway wait quote virginity breeds mites much like a cheese that's the quote okay that's the whole quote they're short quotes all right you just have to guess is that from a comedy a tragedy or a historical play about some famous historical figure William Shakespeare wrote a lot of plays about British royalty. Henry V, Henry VIII. Probably the other ones. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 are in there.

36:15I don't know how many Henrys there really are. Comedy, tragedy, what's the third one? Historical. Okay. Virginity breeds mites. Much like a cheese. That's historically accurate, so that's going to be historical. Wrong! Mark, with a chance to steal! So, the three options were... Comedy? ha ha ha ha ha or what's history what emotion is history yeah okay there you go he'll actually like history so he answered history right you could try again if you're feeling lucky

36:57what breeds mites what was his quote again virginity breeds mites much like a cheese Number one, this doesn't make any sense So it couldn't have been historical Because history is accurate, right? History is the truth And that is just weird But it's not weird enough to be funny It's a tragedy Wrong Oh god, you didn't need to You didn't need to slam me like that This is great, dude I just played the game, man Wave you had a 1 and 3, Mark you had a 1 and 2 Both of you beat the odds. I'll guess and I'll tell you because I know that quote is from act one, scene one of all's well that ends well, which is a comedy.

37:42Makes me think of whose line Oswald and Inswald. Anyway, it's, uh, it just means that virginity gets stale, Mark. It's not an, it's not an insult. That is historically true. Damn it. It's a commentary on how virginity seems like cheese seems like a good idea, but it gets old. You should put it on a sandwich and eat it And yeah you should eat your virginity ASAP Or it's gonna get Stanky Yeah you incels out there Come on I don't have a pen I don't know Cause you hosted last time Why am I answering your question Mark goes first Mark is this from A ha ha ha Or a You tell me I do desire we may be better strangers Go on No you don't have to finish it It's okay it's okay You just have to decide if that's funny or not We may be better strangers Bonus points if you guess the next line though