Draw or Die

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2:28Menaces munchkins, but balls and scrawls like a champ. From Mandy's magnificence to true hilarity. Yes! It's time for Draw or Die. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hello and welcome to Distractable. It's gonna be a fun one for the viewers For the listeners it's gonna be even more fun And here's why Because you get to play at home So we're gonna do the small talk and everything But everyone who's listening Park your car Get to the side of the road Hit a rest stop And get some paper And a pencil Or something to draw with Ask the pilot to land the plane Yeah For god's sake put headphones in Don't let the pilot hear this episode They cannot hear it under any circumstances.

3:28This is Distractable, the podcast where anything happens and nothing goes where it's planned. And I, as always, am hosting because that is happening a lot. And then this idea, honestly, Bob helped. If we're crediting, it's Mandy's idea. Let's be honest. I was going to give you a bonus point. I'll give it to Mandy. Mandy gets the bonus point. All right. Mandy's on the board. First up, first point out. Mandy. Wow. Yeah, Bob and I are doing our best to make sure you win this episode. Me? You've got the host in a while. We're trying to help you out. Just feeling bad for you, you know? I don't like the implications of what's being said there, but it's all right.

4:03Okay. So, how are you guys? How's life? Older, wiser, more out of shape. We got a new pen. Unfortunately, it's not down here. I would show you. That's a terrible small talk. The part of my office you can't see is clean again. I feel like I go through cycles of this. I was in a depression pile, but it's all clean over there. Off camera. Mine's not Comes and goes We need some cleaning here Well clean point I guess I remember to take the garbage out And by that I mean Molly remembered For me to take garbage out But did you actually roll it? I rolled it We rolled it Man the point criteria is going to be real low today Wade took the garbage out You cleaned Being a normal human I guess is a struggle I barely function man I this is big big steps for me listen one of us lives in the LA lights two of us live that Ohio normal life we clean we buy pens take garbage out wait did I tell the story about how I scared the children I think I did I don't know I don't remember that oh maybe that happened since we recorded actually so there's no way that I did I scared some children oh typical Ohio stuff see all right okay go on go on uh so I've been uh I got a thing off of Facebook marketplace As per how it usually goes It's either a drug deal in a parking lot Or someone leaves it on their porch And you tuck the$20 under the mat Right?

5:28It was one of those This was one of those It was a thing for James It was a little toy thing He was getting really into Hot Wheels It was not a valuable thing And this lady was like, I'll just leave it on the front porch I'm really busy today And I was like, that's totally fine I'll just swing by and get it sometime this morning I'm also busy That was the agreement And I was just going to stick$20 under the mat And I got to the house The address that she sent me and I saw the thing Sitting on the front porch but it was At the house which was down a very long driveway Which was filled with several children Riding their bikes up and down The driveway so I Pulled up and I was like I don't really want to carry this I don't want to walk up the whole driveway I'll see if I can pull so I sort of like pulled Up toward the driveway and was like Saw us waiting to see if the kids would get out of the way And they looked at me and were kind of like And they went up towards the garage of the house like they were going to run away and i pulled very menacingly and slowly up the driveway the whole time the kids were increasingly concerned like wait he's actually coming oh god what did mom say about strangers wait a second hang on there's something we're supposed to do here and and i literally like i got up there i parked and i got out of the car with like my hands up like an officer was was detaining me and i was like no it's okay i'm buying the thing from your mom kids the thing on the porch did she tell you did she and they were like oh yeah she totally said a guy in a car was gonna be here this morning to pick up the that's cool you're cool dude you're cool but that wasn't it was not cool they were clearly freaked out and they like ran away inside and i just went up to the porch and was like took the thing ran away all sketchy like it was really awkward i don't know if i've ever done a facebook marketplace deal that didn't end in some level of awkwardness but that one felt bad because it was kids didn't see the adult didn't get close to the kids barely said a couple sentences to them but they were definitely freaked all the way out and i still feel kind of bad about it i was hoping they all would come up to mace you or something but james loves that toy that's his new favorite toy so worth it you do what you gotta do yeah yeah that makes sense all right yeah scares children but hey if it's for your own child Scare all the children in the world Yeah I scare all the other children I'm giving you a point too Bob It doesn't mean anything but I'm giving you one too I respect that I'll also make sure that next time you host I get that point I'm coming back for that point We need to have an episode where everyone's keeping their own scores And then we add them all up at the end of the episode And then tally the winner that way That's not a bad idea Constitutional amendment?

8:02What? Everyone must keep score We average out our points Episodes are going to start being like 80 to 93 That would mean hosts could win If the two competitors really like what the host had going You could give the host the win Like man you earned it today Yeah you better start buttering us up host You earned it man It's a good episode Alright Wade anything else besides trash? Nope Lying to me Really thought you were going to get something there I don't have to give a point for lying or taking one away Oh give Be my personal Santa All right. All right plus a lying point. I can lie. You mean a lie to you?

8:42I lie all the time No, you got a quotation point. There are literally quotations around your point. I like that Can I get an asterisk point to no there was no asterisk You need to do something asterisk worthy to get that okay All right, so we're gonna rush into the game because I got a rush out of this house building Are you? I'm going to rush out of this apartment house, condo, home, office. This is called, I believe, Pictionary of some kind of charades. What is it? Pictionary? Pictionary? Oh, charades involves much less art. I like that. Telephone-tionary. Picture, picture phone. Picture phone.

9:25Telefunctionary. All right. So what's going to happen is I'm getting some stock photos. I have turned off this stock photo files. I can't trust it anymore because you turn off the include AI results in them because all the stock photo sites are just saturated with it. It's still like... Just chucks the ones that aren't labeled in there? Still. Everywhere. Because people are uploading because they want to make money. You know, whenever their stock photo gets used, they get a cut. So people are still just flooding in there. They're like, oh, it's not AIS. Like, clearly it is. But these seem to be stock photos in the old way.

9:58You remember. I know the dark room, the chemicals. Yes, I recall. yes yes yes all right so what's going to happen is i have them here i am going to give them each each competitor is going to take a turn i'm going to send them a dm of this image if i can send it directly i'll probably have to use discord for that and then they're going to describe to the other one what that picture is without giving away like you can't say words in there if there are words in there you have to give descriptions of what the image is you can say as descriptive you want colors actions placement i recommend being as descriptive as possible but if you know i don't have many words in here but you know just like some constraints so be as descriptive the other one will have mspaint open and they are going to draw that and i will give points based on how accurate it is from the source material out of three points three being absolutely accurate Two being that was really good One being You drew a line You'll always get one you could get three Alright I thought I was gonna get a lot of zeros I'm looking forward to my ones Nah nah no zeros here It's gonna be fair Not because I think Wade can't do it Because I think I can't do it but I'm excited I'm gonna ignore the part of this where it's beneficial for me to give The wrong description to give Bob as few points as possible Nah we're good sports here Come on See you take turns Yeah I know That's why I'm ignoring that part Alright okay look that's up to you If you want to play that strategy I'm going to give the best descriptions I can Which may not still be good But I will do my best That's what I imagine is going to happen I'm going to give even better ones No I'll give you better ones Babe Bob Come on babe Alright you get a big point I'm going to give you the best ones babe I'm going to give you the best ones babe Babe alright I'm gonna flip heads Is Wade tails is Bob Boop Tail Bob yes You are getting the picture First you are describing first oh wait I'm Drawing first you're drawing first Wade I assume that's what you wouldn't want to do Yes it's what I wouldn't want to do Yeah Editors I apologize in advance for all Of the share unshare share unshare you're Gonna hate this ah they love that shit That's just the best that was exactly the thing they're like please never do this again.

12:24Alright. So Bob I am DMing you on Discord a picture. Wade do you have MS Paint open? Yeah let me share my screen. What the fuck? Alright. Hey I tried to get some good ones. I don't draw so I don't even know how to use MS Paint. This is gonna be terrible. You click and you draw. Yeah yeah I got that part. How do you change the size of your wiener? It's on the left there's a wiener slider. Mark I think this is gonna go really well. I think so also true too also wade we have an easy start are you ready to get started with yeah let's do it also for everyone playing at home and this is the listeners you can also i guess the viewers could but listeners you must you must compulsory participate in this your points are on the line this is the one episode where the listeners could retroactively win that's a lie it's not true okay Do you get a lie point?

13:18Well, we'll see how it goes over. You know what? Why not? I'll dip my toes into this competition. It's anybody's game. Quote lying. Now we get golf rules and Mark does win his own episode. Man, you are putting a lot of faith in these lying points. These quotation points. Well, Mandy's on the board, so really, honestly, it's anyone's game. You better hope you earn another one. All right, you guys ready? I'm going to put two minutes, two minutes for each of these two. Oh, God, man. I can't draw a straight line in two minutes. Are you ready? Nope. Let's do it. Three, two, one, go. Wait, it's a yellow rectangle.

13:58It's all yellow. You know what color yellow is? There you go. Yellow rectangle. It's filled in with yellow. The background's yellow, but also there's a yellow door in the middle of it, and the door is swung open towards like all the way open. Okay. So you're gonna want a couple more shapes in there like a door shape and like a door frame shape Yeah, the door is also yellow. So you could just like outline it. Yep. I'm doing that. I think Okay, and in the doorway, is it like a black filled doorway? No, no, it's all yellow You can just sort of just see the outline of the door, but it's yellow door on yellow background I wanted him to click that so bad.

14:33I know it was an open line. I see what color is the doorknob the doorknob is also yellow there's only one other color in the whole scene and it's on the the uh character that's in the scene character okay what what character it's like the color of cookie monster it's like the size and proportions of a person like so as tall as the doorway and longer fur than cookie monster but blue okay by character do you mean like a person or like a letter a person 40 seconds a blue person it's a blue person with long blue hair no facial features no fingers no toes hair face hair arm hair legs hair color blue oh oh they're in the door oh they're in the door that's such an important thing to know okay uh just keep going get something down 20 seconds blue get a blue guy hair hair yep hair hair everywhere they have a hairy face all hair no you can't even see the face just hair five seconds oh so hairy this is hair and they're waving they're here which you already kind of have all right okay wow that is i mean i started it off with a simple one wait i wanted bob to have something simple to describe okay i underestimated how hard the describing part was gonna be i'm not gonna lie oh no it's only gonna get harder i got it you know what you know what though i'm not mad at that yeah wait i'm gonna send you the picture that i sent Bob and should you share it so the viewers can actually see well you you open it in MS paint so it's all on your shared screen Yeah, so you're gonna download and you got to put it in there that way.

16:26We're not constantly up and down too much Okay, so you see the picture that it's supposed to be oh, okay. There's a lot of hair Yeah, honestly, I like yours Wade. I can see I can see things about it that I like that are Fine. There we go. My doors on the wrong side The colors are right the door's not quite right but it is open There's a blue hairy guy waving There's a blue hairy guy waving The correct arm is up not in the doorway Well there's the arrow Yeah there's an arrow for the intention Yeah yeah he got that I'm gonna give you two points I'll be easy on these first few ones It's not completely accurate but it's pretty good I'll give this two points I can't tell the difference Wow you need to get your eyes checked Look I mean okay listeners at home I'm sure you did probably equivalent but the viewers out here are like oh man two was generous for that but i'm giving two i think it's a three so i'll settle for two but man this is perfect to me the lemonati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and lime in the shadows their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything even our music that hit song named after the color of lemons?

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18:22Make your move. Order on the Sweetgreen nap so now i'm gonna send you wade something to describe to bob it's something basic so both of these i believe are equivalent parallels right now to work with maybe we'll see are you ready yeah i'm hot and ready everyone's gonna see how good i am at this oh yeah three two one go bob we have a light blue background solid light blue background rectangle square what are we working with here yep big rectangle sure got it fill it in with a light blue yeah yeah yeah we have a guy in a slightly darker blue shirt uh white guy looks like he has an okay tan but you can just do a white man uh with a dark hair like a dark brown or black hair kind of the floofed up and he's got a beard mustache combo yep floofed hair got it floofed hair kind of a beard mustache combo yep yep perfect that's it that's it uh well no hold on his torso hits the bottom of the the rectangle so we'll just shrink that rectangle down a little bit yeah got it uh but his arms his arms are holding one of those movie things that you click before like you start filming you're like uh scene four action a clapper board is that what you're saying a clapper board yeah yeah yeah Got it.

19:50His right hand is holding it kind of Pac-Man style open, where it's facing his left shoulder open. Yeah, like that, but over his chest and stomach. Okay, good. Good, we'll get there. Good. So I guess for accuracy, have the right hand float on the side closest. Oh, that's not what you want. What's our time? What's our time, Judge? 25, 23, 22. Yeah, just leave it there. put his right hand on the side closest to it and his left hand on the bottom. Right hand on the side closest to it. Oh, he's got fat fingers. It's fine. Fingy, fingy, fingy. Just draw the arm! Hand on the bottom. Fingy, fingy, fingy.

20:31Is he happy or sad? He's happy! All right. He's a happy man. All right. There we go. Man, that was great. Good Lord. Oh, man, he's so happy. I'm gonna send you the picture, Bob. We'll make a spot here so you can see it. It is good. I think that this one is not quite accurate, but, you know. I love this for me. Ah, great. Bob, really quickly cut out the thing and move it to the left. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Here, yeah, here. You want me to fix it? Here, just go like this and just put it right in front of him like that. Is that what you want? Well, I haven't given the points yet, so be careful. All right.

21:19So I'm going to give you two. I think for the same reason with Wade's is it was good effort. Clapboard's in the wrong place. It's in the wrong direction, much like the door was. But this is pretty good. I would give you a high two if it was any differentiation. I'll take a high two. I think that's a good thing to specify. Yeah, high two. You got a high two. Bob, are you ready for your next one? Oh, yeah. I think this is relatively good. Okay. Bob, this is your next picture to describe to Wade for him to draw. Oh, fuck. Oh, come on. It's still simple. I mean, hooray. Yeah, it's not like horrendously bad, but there's a lot of, all right.

22:00Are you guys ready? Oh, I'm ready. We're going to say everyone at home got their pencils and papers. Are you ready? All right, whatever. Fine. I guess viewers could have been playing along, too. No, they're not allowed. They gotta watch Listeners get to play Watchers have to watch Listeners, you play. You'll never know how accurate you are I like the dichotomy of that experience of The watchers get to see it from the beginning And watch how the painting comes together But then the listeners Don't ever get to see anything and are angry about it But they get to play Oh, but they get to play. That's right The viewers aren't allowed to play If any viewers play, you are automatically a listener Remove your eyes everyone thinks we're so biased against the listeners take that viewers yeah take that viewers ready three two one go wait i'm setting the scene you're gonna want a gray rectangle what we have is a person who's basically in the center it's a guy he's facing towards the left he's holding up his camera his arm that's closer to the camera and looking at a watch and his other hand in the background is pressing the button on the elevator so gray rectangle we're in an elevator there's a guy and he's he's got a dark gray beanie and uh and like dark sort of square glasses yep yep yep yep yep and then he's holding his it's gonna be how do you even do that hell where's the whole go on dark gray beanie square glasses minute 15 he's holding his left arm up in front of him like sort of like this looking at his watch he looks angry he's mad he's yelling at his wrist for some reason and then his his other arm his right arm is out behind him like reaching out touching the the elevator button and the elevator button is red that's like the only one pop of color there's a red elevator button and then above it on the wall there's a couple red marks oh no no i like it i like where this is going i see it okay there's a button that's red and above it there's some red marks some red marks above it like a little red circles or something up there and then he's pushing the button 30 seconds yep pushing the button with his left arm we're gonna have time for some detail i like this oh wait left arm he's pushing above his right arm right his right arm yeah he's reaching out behind him with his right arm pushing the button and you have his watch yep uh he's wearing like gray hoodie not very interesting you could put some vertical lines around the wall behind him you know elevators have like segment segmented paneling Just put some like vertical lines to sort of be like the panels of the elevator type of deal.

24:32Vertical lines? And time! Never mind on the lines. We're good. Sorry, I was so enraptured by what was going on, I didn't. I got his hoodie. It looks like a dinosaur on his back. Okay, well, funny thing about a hoodie. Not entirely sure. Oh, that's not a hoodie, is it? Okay, well, I got his hoodie. All right, wait, there's your picture. All right, bring that bad boy in there. This is really good I don't know why you brought his penis into the equation But penis what? What he ends in his dick? What is that? No Wade just crop it in a little bit If you just crop it in See that's the thing right? No no altering the picture No altering the picture Wade just just really zoomed What the fuck?

25:15It's fine I did nothing For listeners Wade just deleted his old picture His entire drawing for like half a second Yeah but it's fine it's here This is really accurate though I'm not gonna judge based on artistic ability This was incredible description Because if I look at the head Even the position of his face is pretty spot on For a two minute drawing The arm going up and curving in towards his mouth He's not shouting but he's definitely angry The right arm with the finger extended to the button That's spot on I would say it looks more like he's outside the elevator Than inside but wade i'm gonna give this a three i think this is about as close as i could have ever hoped you have the details correct the except for that being outside the elevator i think all the and the hoodie and the penis outside of those details i think i have to give this the first three yes of the day i feel good about that yeah bob i i would give you if we're giving any points based on descriptions, you would have that.

26:25And maybe, honestly, the game should have been that. Points on descriptions. But I gotta stick to my guns. No, I like it. Stick to your guns. Other than the hoodie, Bob, you were spot on. Yeah, I really, I got caught up on the hoodie thing. I was trying to give you more detail. That was a mistake. But you were so good from the beginning. You were so dead on. I was like, what do I even tell him? All right, Wade, here's your picture to describe to Bob. This will be the last of the relatively simple ones. And then it gets more complicated. Oh, fuck. okay um fine oh come on man bob i hope you're ready to draw i would say this is about the same as that other one but maybe i'm wrong maybe i'm wrong are you ready yeah three two one go bob we have a top half of our image is sky and then the bottom half there's some like mountains especially on the left side there's kind of a mountain goes about halfway up you got it but The peak of which cutting off there on that left side of the image.

27:21You got it, brother. All right. Just so you know, in the sky with his knees, feet about equal with the left side mountain part. Nope. Doesn't go all the way up. Goes about halfway up. That's fine. All right. That's fine. Goes about halfway up. Getting there. Halfway up the total image. How's that? Perfect. There is a man who is jumping and I really hope he's not parachuting because his parachute is still in his parachute bag. uh he's wearing like i don't know like a khaki colored pants dark shoes he's doing that like kicking pose like when you jump up in your side you kick both of your feet up and he's got his arms behind him uh like bruce almighty when he strips his clothes off one minute a lot of detail going into that mountain yeah the mountain let's do the guy hang on i got uh the guy kicking his feet up arms back bruce almighty wearing a backpack yeah good good good guys got khakis red jacket, I guess.

28:17The backpack is black with like a little yellow blanket at the bottom of it. It's between his arms back there. I got this. Alright, I believe in you. 35. And then like a brown hair once you get those khakis in the back. Make sure you get that backpack. Black backpack with a yellow blanket folded up underneath it. The tiniest blanket ever. Yeah, it's his little yellow blanket. Calm down. 15! Dark hair, he's facing away from us, so you can just fill in the whole back of the head. Oh, where's dark brown when you want it? Just go black. It's good enough. Dark brown hair. You got it, brother. And it's sunset, so you can't see the sun, but there's some yellows above the ground there.

28:57Ah, time's up. All right. That was a full minute on that mountain, I gotta say. Look, it's a really good mountain, right? It's a good one. Isn't it good? It's good, right? I'm glad we focused the mountain. I wonder if it's the mountain in the picture. Here it is, Bob.

29:22Hey, hang on. Wait, no, I feel pretty good about this. Wait, it's funny. It's funny, but I feel pretty good about this. Hang on, hang on. It looks like his head's melting. No, no, actually, I think that's the least of my concerns. It looks the same to me. I can't tell the difference. Can you guys tell the difference between these images? All right, actually when you put them side by side, okay when it's on that side It's less because the mountains were just cover that up real quick Very accurate mountain over mountains are there, you know, it's mountain. Okay. The mountain is there I like the mountain.

29:59All right. Why did you say the bottom is you do you didn't say the bottom is green? Did you you said there's like the top half is sky then there's like mountains and land beneath but yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. So as much as I'm laughing, I will say this is very good. You got the legs flailing back, the arms flailing back, the jacket, the backpack is there with the yellow roll under. I even have his arm occluding part of the backpack. I went back for the details. It's great. I think that's great. Ignore his fingers. Fingers? I'm not even going to worry about that. There's some AI generated ass fingers, but that's fine.

30:33He just broke his hands on the way. It's fine. Yeah, this is totally fine. I think that it's the background I gotta dock something on What do you mean? It's not like sunset There's no hint of the setting The mountain is a little tall You know he's jumping in the mountains Look, I just, again, it's just zoomed out, right? Their picture of the mountain cuts off like here You're right, you're right But there's a huge peak just out of frame in this picture I'm pretty sure. Like if you, if you line it up, right? Right. Right. Yes. Yes. Him shockingly is great. I think that he, he is going to get you the two points, but the background, I just gotta say it looked like he jumped from the grass on the ground instead of at the top of a mountain.

31:27I think he did. Well, yeah. The secret for this photo is that the ground is like just below frame, but in here, Bob, you get a high two. All right. Another high two. It's still another high tune. I'm sorry, Bob. I tried. No, honestly, that was good. That was pretty good. I'll take that. If that's the level of description I have to live with, I'm happy with that. I'll take that. Yeah, good, because it gets way harder after this. Okay, good, good, good, good. The Lemonati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and lime in the shadows. Their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything, even our music.

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32:43Now we're dealing with perspective and we're dealing with heavy occlusion. I don't even know what those words mean. Well, you better start learning. First person or third person? Well, I've given you... All right, well, I'll let Bob take the... No, you can describe it if you want to give me a head start. Bob, I have no bias. What in the shit is even that? I have no bias. I have no bias. It's hard to understand what's happening in this picture. All right. I'm getting there. Hang on. Okay. Are you ready, Wade? Where's I'm going to be, boss? Okay. All right. Three, two, one, go. All right. Start with a black rectangle and then make the bottom like 25 % of it purple.

33:26The purple part you're making is a desk. This is like a gaming setup. It's a monitor sitting on the desk. the monitor takes up most of the background but it's blurred and it looks like it has like wow or something that looks kind of like monitoring up most of the back like this much of it like yes yeah perfect yeah yeah yeah then and uh it has a game on it it has something that looks kind of like wow or like uh like the what diablo something kind of isometric or rtse first person third person third person from above you're looking down on a battlefield and you have spells at the bottom 115 maybe just make it blue how about blue let's go blue it's a blue it's a blue rectangle make it a blue blue rectangle oh god oh yeah maybe just draw a blue rectangle with the rectangle tool oh no squiggle squiggle squiggle all right there's an arm reaching in yes perfect from the left side of the screen there's an arm reaching in and holding like an old school alarm clock that has like the two bells on top uh it's just just an arm holding a circle that is a clock and give it what time is it it's 2 15 it's also 30 seconds left he's got this he's got this he's got this the arm is also vaguely red but that's a very secondary issue oh it's it's because it was Too late, man.

34:54What? Come on. 15 seconds. You could still get it. There's so much left. Bob. There's also a keyboard and a mouse on the desk. Keyboard. Yep. Well, they're wireless. Oh, no. They are wired. You're right. That's so good. Well, thank God. The keys. S. And time. Time. Well, there's an S key. Oh, wow. There's an S key. All right. Okay. All right. I'm sending you the picture. Oh, dear God.

35:27No, it's really good. I think you did a really good job. Uh-huh. I think you kind of nailed it in certain ways, depending on how you think about it. Look, 215, Bell. 215, yeah, there you go. I think it's actually 815. I'm not sure, but wait, let me see. Is that... It really looks like it's at the 8. Oh, no, that's the shadow. You're totally right. You're totally right. I was wrong. It's 215. Alright alright alright Okay there's a third person Game in the background lots of blue Yep oh so much blue It's blurry and blue Just imagine there's a lot of stuff It's really blurry they turned on the Gaussian blur And then they meant to put it up to like 20 % And they were just like whoop And it's just really blurry Here's the thing you got the desk Yep desk Mouse keyboard monitor Clock bells Uh huh uh huh really good really good You got the basic idea going on.

36:25I believe there's a game on that screen. I believe it's a screen. The main subject of the photo is the arm and the clock. And it's red. It's very much the center piece of this composition. You're not wrong. And it's missing key details. You have a digital. It's a physical. It's red. That's basically it. So I'm gonna give you You got bells I don't know why a digital has bells But that's cool I'm giving you a one And I think you know you deserve that I think you know They're the same photo I think we could all agree It's all Wade's fault Quick let's do the next one Alright okay alright Before anyone analyzes it too deeply Let's move move away from that comparison.

37:19Wait, you'll notice that I've matched these up kind of thematically, and I think that you'll find that this one also, but I'll let you be the judge if you think that this is relatively equivalent. This one also has a serial killer's hand? Well, maybe. Wow, man. Okay, interesting, interesting. So you get why that is thematically similar, right? Yeah, I got this. Alright, Bob, are you ready? Yes. Okay, 3, 2, 1, go! Alright, Bob, we have a really zoomed in image of a window being opened by a crowbar, and the crowbar is the focus, but the guy's face blurred in the background. So I'm going to guide you through here.