Draw Or Die (Part 2)

13 Feb 2026 · 1 h 2 min · 23 chapters

Ask about this episode

Ask anything about it. ChatGPT or Claude reads this page and answers with the times it was said.

Connect VO and ask about every podcast you hear, including the moments you saved. Add to ChatGPT · Add to Claude

In short

Distractable’s “Draw or Die (Part 2)” game—two rounds of rapid, cooperative drawing where one person describes an image and the other draws it, scored on drawing accuracy and description clarity. The episode also includes comedic banter about Ryanair’s “standing room only” flights, Soldier Boy console updates, winter/snow puns, and 3D printers (including Prusa recommendations). It’s framed with Lemonati vs 7up “lemon propaganda” parody ads and travel promo for St. Pete Clearwater.

Guests

Bob and Wade (contestants). Both are longtime participants/“gentle listeners” who fly in for the episode; they joke about airline comfort (Comfort Plus vs standing-room Ryanair-style planes).

Key claims

Lemonati control “lemon on top and lime in the shadows,” and 7up is “fighting back” with lime-first soda. In the game, the hosts claim the warmups are “easy” and later images “go downhill quickly.”

Notable examples

Drawing a man in a red shirt with fists and glasses on a red background; a soyjack-like figure holding a banana on pink; a bicyclist with squiggles; a businessman on a tiny kid’s bike doing a wheelie; and a suited man punching a crumbling brick wall with a cityscape behind.

Written by AI. May contain mistakes. Listen to the episode to check what was said.

Chapters

Tap a time to open that second in VO

Lemonati vs. 7up: The Soda War

0:00 to 0:56

Learn about the ongoing rivalry between lemon and lime sodas and the narrative around it.

“For decades, a shadowy organization called the Lemonati has kept lemon on top and lime in the shadows.”

Lemonati vs. 7up: The Soda War

1:22 to 2:24

Learn about the ongoing rivalry between lemon and lime sodas and the narrative around it.

“Fastest based on Ookla Speed Test intelligence data.”

Contestant Introductions and Banter

2:49 to 4:14

The hosts introduce contestants Bob and Wade while sharing light-hearted banter.

“who knows who we're going to upset in this arena today.”

Ryanair and Soldier Boy Updates

4:14 to 7:32

Discussion about the latest news related to Ryanair flights and Soldier Boy's gaming consoles.

“But safety is the first priority and it's simply not allowed.”

3D Printer Debate

7:32 to 8:25

Bob seeks advice on purchasing a 3D printer, leading to a humorous discussion about tech and gadgets.

“Alright, so outside of the world of Ryanair and Soldier Boy, how are you guys doing?”

3D Printer Debate

8:32 to 13:30

Bob seeks advice on purchasing a 3D printer, leading to a humorous discussion about tech and gadgets.

“I looked at Mark's iron lung bucket for the 3D printing code until I went and just bought one from Regal.”

Discussing the Super Bowl Episode Idea

14:39 to 16:42

The hosts brainstorm the idea of doing an episode from the Super Bowl.

“Oh, yeah, we should do an episode from the Super Bowl.”

Explaining the Drawing Game Rules

16:43 to 18:13

The hosts outline the rules of the drawing game they are about to play.

“I don't remember was it like a couple minutes?”

First Drawing Round Begins

18:14 to 22:46

Wade describes an image for Bob to draw, leading to a humorous drawing session.

“listen to Wade's description and paint this in your mind.”

Evaluating the Drawings

22:47 to 28:00

The hosts review and critique the drawings made during the game.

“I will give you countdowns at one minute and 30 seconds.”
Show all 23 chapters

Drawing Challenge Round 1

28:00 to 31:51

Participants describe and draw a complex image of a cyclist.

“It's back on you to draw I'm gonna give Wade this image so that he can Translate it to you.”

Evaluating the First Drawing

31:51 to 33:11

The hosts critique the drawing based on the description and execution.

“I'm so glad you got the yellow pants in there.”

Setting Up the Next Challenge

33:11 to 33:48

Hosts prepare for the next round of the drawing game with new instructions.

“I went into total panic mode because I was looking at his legs and I heard Bob like, here's the helmet.”

Drawing Challenge Round 2

33:48 to 37:55

Participants describe and attempt to draw a businessman on a child's bike.

“So there's about equivalent number of little details here, and I think that it can bode well for the both of you.”

Evaluating the Second Drawing

37:55 to 40:49

Hosts critique the second drawing and discuss the challenges faced during the round.

“Look, the briefcase is facing the right way.”

Preparing for the Final Challenge

40:49 to 42:05

Hosts gear up for the final drawing challenge and discuss expectations.

“Fuck, I fucking clicked on a button I didn't mean to, and now some AI shit is happening to paint.”

Describing the Drawing Process

42:05 to 44:40

Learn about the detailed process of visually depicting a karate punching figure against a crumbling wall.

“The other part of the picture is a guy in a suit making like a karate punching face and his fist is contacting the wall causing it to crumble and behind him looking very small is like a cityscape in the background.”

Artistic Feedback and Evaluation

44:40 to 46:44

Explore the feedback given on the drawn image, focusing on aspects like pose and detail.

“It's a real mid-century modern wall piece here.”

Artistic Feedback and Evaluation

46:48 to 47:44

Explore the feedback given on the drawn image, focusing on aspects like pose and detail.

“The Lemonati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and lime in the shadows.”

The Next Drawing Challenge

47:51 to 53:55

Join the hosts as they describe a new drawing challenge featuring a character with a baseball bat.

“I mean honestly, I think if you get red that's close enough But like red with white it is I remember his arms are up over his head holding the baseball bat like he's gonna smash down Yeah, okay.”

Scoring and Recap of Art Challenge

53:55 to 56:01

Review the scores from the drawing challenge and discuss the choices made during the game.

“left in the lurch there sorry I was saving my image it's okay I'll give it I'll give it two I was two tech boys what the heck oh they're our boy we're the boys I forgot we're the boys It's too late man.”

Flipping for Luck

56:01 to 59:21

The hosts engage in a humorous game of luck involving coin flips to determine a winner.

“I believe I used the word gubernatorial at one point Did you?”

Reflecting on Wins and Losses

59:21 to 1:00:18

Wade reflects on his win while Bob humorously laments his loss, sparking playful banter.

“I just feel bad for all you listeners and watchers that you're going to have to listen in or watch Weighty's Little Philosophy Hour Part 7.”
Hear the part that matters, and keep it.Open this episode in VO. Double tap your headphones to save a moment as you listen.
Get VO free

Transcript

Automatic transcript. May contain errors.

0:00For decades, a shadowy organization called the Lemonati has kept lemon on top and lime in the shadows. Look around, lemon forward sodas, even lemon forward songs. We ran the tracks, slowed them down, reversed them, and squeezed out the truth. That's lemon propaganda right there. But now, 7up is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda. Join the 7up rising. Flip the sip. Can you hear that? It's the calm, sugar, white, sandy beaches of St. Pete Clearwater. And if you listen closely, you'll hear the mmms coming from the epic restaurants, the cheers from sun-soaked music festivals, and the beat of our legendary nightlife scene.

0:49Before you hit play on your next song, text the group chat. It's time to plan a trip to St. Pete Clearwater. Learn more at visitspc.com. This episode of Distractable is presented to you by T-Mobile 5G Home Internet. The folks over at T-Mobile have some big news for you. They now have the fastest 5G home internet, according to the experts at Ookla Speed Test. So, if you want the fastest 5G speeds, with a five-year price guarantee, visit t-mobile.com slash home internet to check availability. Price guarantee exclusions like taxes and fees apply. Fastest based on Ookla Speed Test intelligence data.

1:26Second half 2025. All rights reserved. Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Michelangelo Mark tracks the soldier, makes Tyler strip, then judges the gents' scribblings. Berating Bob flames McTease, wants spectator mode, derides Wade, and brushes bricks. Winkling Wade remembers the Mayflower, rejects 3D for two, scrawls soyjack, and utterly ignores directions. From standing seats to walloping walls. Yes! It's time for Draw or Die, Part 2. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted. And enjoy the show.

2:24Hello and welcome to Distractable. I'm your host once again because somehow, by the hand of fate, which we think has never happened before, I was declared the winner again by the wheel. And therefore I'm back again and of course I had another episode in the pipe. And is it the perfectest crime? Even judging by the title that you already clicked on, you know that it's not the perfectest crime. It might be the perfectest upset. who knows who we're going to upset in this arena today. But before we do that, meet our contestants, Bob and Wade. Hello. Yes, yes. They've flown all the way in to be on this podcast.

3:07Thank you, gentlemen, for making the journey. Yeah, no problem. Flight was good. Flight was good. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, yeah. Hey, comfort plus for our guests. Yeah, no, I appreciate that. That's nice. You don't get that from other shows, you know? I know. You stick you in the back. They actually get that Ryanair jet that's standing room only that we made a joke about existing almost a decade ago. Do you think that they made that since? That's real. That's a thing, yes. Now? It's a thing I believe that's in service. Ah, that might not be true. Next comes the bike pedal plane where we have to pedal to live.

3:40Yeah, and your kids are dangling in the cage. Oh, what a good bit. Oh, that was back when we were funny. Remember? Remember when we were funny? Honestly, I wish I could. I would just start recycling those bits because nobody's going to remember stuff that long ago. Nine months ago, there was an article that says budget airline Ryanair denies claims. It will soon offer cheaper standing seats. They deny it. But the CEO has been clear with, he says, and I'm extremely paraphrasing. There's an Audubon D 'Arc code. People only want one thing from us, and that's the cheapest flights possible. So if it was possible to offer even further reduced prices by having standing seats, we would.

4:16But safety is the first priority and it's simply not allowed. That was in 2012. He says from his cardboard plane that's standing room only. He didn't say not possible or humane. He said they won't let us. They won't. We tried to make a plane out of Tupperware. They wouldn't let us. I can't believe these pesky FAA. We were going to put our passengers in a slingshot and just hope they landed safely, but they won't let us do that. We heard that distractible advertisement where Mark was trebucheting things around and we were like, hey, eh? But they won't let you do that, no. I would try a standing seat.

4:57It was for like an hour or less. Like I know, especially in Europe, there's a lot of flights where it's like, pay 20 bucks, fly for 40 minutes from Heathrow to somewhere in Dublin or somewhere in Ireland. Something like that. Like, maybe. It was like Cincinnati to Detroit. Maybe if it was really cheap like really cheap. I kind of would be okay with if there was a flight and it was just standing room There's no seats. There's no standing seat, but it's just like guardrails and handrails and things like that It's like a subway you just hold on. Yeah, yeah It's like you know if it's just an hour flight.

5:31I'm like, you know, actually maybe I could do that Let's pack in here. Oh squeeze in we can fit more excuse me Let me just give me comfortable seats with legroom or give me who who I'm a fucking owl It's like those trains in Tokyo. Everyone's trying to get on the last plane, and the guy at the door is like, get your fingers in there. That sounds awful, no. Then it doesn't matter if you can sit down, you can just relax your body and float in the mass of humanity. We are one step away from the treadmill that powers the plane. We all got a walk on in our standing room. Think of the savings. I'm thinking of them.

6:07I'm thinking of them right now. We wouldn't see the savings, but for shareholders, the savings. man you know they used to be boats back in the day like cruises i'm sure the titanic had this too where it's like the lower levels are just crammed in there it's a squeeze them in bed what are you talking about get in there you know and hey people did it because it was cheap and you know what maybe as far as i've heard everyone loved that yeah everyone i mean you haven't heard anyone complaining about it now you'd think it would have come up well that's what i'm saying i remember when the sunflower landed at or wait the mayflower that's the one landed at Plymouth Rock and everyone was standing sign of the plague why can't we go back to those days by the way everyone listening slash s slash s like we're slashing our prices oh that's sarcasm yes that's what I was getting at anyway alright so good Ryanair update I really appreciate that how is uh soldier boy doing oh still there still selling soldier consoles probably is he on the soldier boy 64 yet or is he still in 16 bit No, I thought the latest one was like a DS or a Switch or something, wasn't it?

7:12I gotta look again, but... I don't honestly remember. It's been a minute since we talked about Soldier Boy updates. The innovation is quite insane. One-tenth the price or one-one-thousandth the quality. I don't see any updates, sadly. So I don't think that there's any new Soldier Boy game consoles coming out anytime soon. Only been a few months since the last one. Alright, so outside of the world of Ryanair and Soldier Boy, how are you guys doing? Doing pretty good. Except for there's snow on the ground still. It's February, I guess. Isn't that still winter? I've McFlurry pun had it. What? I was trying to make a flurries and McFuckin' had it, but I was like, nah, snow flurries.

7:51McFlurry had it. That makes sense. It never congealed. No, no. Try again. Keep going. Keep going. It is dead on the floor. Come on, man. McFuck. McFuck. See, he's got it. He's got it. I'm laughing. Just work it. workshop it i can't read nugget hate it it's like resuscitate but with nuggets because mcdonald's pun um oh it's a whoppers burger king let's snack wrap this up

8:25this segment was not sponsored by mcdonald's don't go eat mcdonald's because of this you can do it for other reasons just was you did this to us wade yeah look guys i need you to de-influence me okay i need help we've talked about this before but i'm going through another cycle i'm going through another downtime you're the wrong people to bring this to you but i'm gonna try we're like a sappy meal we can help convince me i don't need a 3d printer please convince me could tell me i'm a lazy sack of shit and i'll never actually use it tell me i don't i won't do all these projects i have in my head convince de-influence me come on come through for me i would love to and i will but wait i did hear you had another pun and i just want him to get it in i'll get back to the 3d printer i swear but wait i heard that and i think it might have made me smile the sappy meal yeah what was that about that i don't know something he's bob was getting he's like i need you guys to help me i was like a sappy meal yeah they say don't meet your heroes

9:29that's our sappy meal boy I'm sorry I'm not getting anyone no one getting points here all right 3d printer I love how fair and balanced this podcast is no one's never McDonald's I'm shoving it that was actually funny I just feel like I can't laugh at your bits right now that was that was good though that was very funny that's good job this feels sincere Wow Feeling good Thanks for coming back to me Anyway 3D printer You should look into a Prusa You should get a Prusa print They're cool But they're expensive If they don't come to you on a pallet from Prusa directly They cost a lot of money I know this is the wrong group to bring it to Because Wade loves buying stuff and leaving it on his floor And Mark loves 3D printing I don't need one But man am I obsessed with it Have you ever downloaded 3D CAD software and designed a part that you can't 3D print because your 3D printer doesn't work currently, but you're like, nah, I'll buy one and print it.

10:29That'll happen. I looked at Mark's iron lung bucket for the 3D printing code until I went and just bought one from Regal. Yeah, but that's going to take a while to get there. That's the closest I've been to 3D printing was taking Mark's code. My code, not my code. Yeah, discounted code. What you can do is you can get a used 3D printer for great prices because they come out with new versions all the time. And even if it's not a Prusa, You can get like Prusa, like Mark 3s for probably decent prices. Even like used Mark 4s probably you could get for a pretty decent price. And if you get a used Mark 4, you can upgrade it to a Core 1.

11:02They have that path available if it's the right one, I think. I found out on one on Wish that does 3D printing, but it does it in a two-dimensional scale. Oh, what does that mean? All of your 3D printing comes out on like paper. Oh.

11:192D printer joke is funny, guys. That's that sound we were making. Oh. Good thing I brought my briefcase of funnies today. I'm going to open it up now so I say stuff that makes people laugh. You're doing great, man. You're doing great. Don't worry about it. Don't worry what anybody's saying. Don't worry about it. Honk, honk. Here's my squeezy funny lens cleaner. It's my funny box. Laugh. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. Let's hold off on the funny just until we get to the actual main game here. Oh, my bad. I was bringing a serious question to the group. I'm having a serious...

11:56We helped. We told you to buy one. That's not what I wanted at all. I'm going to go buy one, though. Yeah, go buy one. Yeah, that'd be great. Get a well-maintained used one. You'll be happy. You got to be careful, Bob. You're talking to the two tech boys here. We're always going to encourage you to buy new tech. That's us. Two tech boys doing the tech. Two tech boys. Oh, what the heck? Two tech boys. Get on the deck. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Two tech boys. Fucking look, it's Shrek. All right. I'll give you a little bit for that. Just as it throws you. We did this, comrade. The Lemonati has spent decades keeping Lemon on top and Lime in the shadows.

12:40Their Lemon agenda has infiltrated everything, even our music. That hit song named after the color of lemons? Not a coincidence. Big Lemon has been pulling strings in the industry for years. Think about it. But now, 7up is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda. Now lime comes first. 7up, flip the sip. Can you hear that? It's the calm, sugar, white, sandy beaches of St. Pete Clearwater. And if you listen closely, you'll hear the mmms coming from the epic restaurants. the cheers from sun-soaked music festivals, and the beat of our legendary nightlife scene. Before you hit play on your next song, text the group chat.

13:27It's time to plan a trip to St. Pete Clearwater. Learn more at visitspc.com. This episode is brought to you by Shopify. February is a big time of year here for the podcast. It's when we get together and negotiate the Constitution. My favorite thing. Yeah, you've had such influence in all of the decisions in every constitution. I think you've even been there. Physically present every time. We don't have time to do everything ourselves. That's why we use Shopify for our merch store. They help make running our store so easy, you can literally forget about it. Look, that's the thing with Shopify. They're so good at what they do, it's almost like they're running your store for you.

14:07If you're just looking to get your start or if life gets too hectic, Shopify also makes it easy to work with people who aren't near you. We can update products from LA, check inventory from Cincy, Wade is existing. Want to see what Shopify can do for you? Go to shopify.com slash distractible to see how easy Shopify makes running your online business. It's so easy, even I can do it. So we know you'll be able to too. Why does it say that? That's shopify.com slash distractible. All right, you want to go to the game? Like which one? Oh, your game. Yeah, my game. The Super Bowl? Where do you want to go?

14:45Oh, yeah, we should do an episode from the Super Bowl. That makes total sense for this show. It does make sense. It does. Just Tyler. If we actually got like a Super Bowl thing, Tyler in the back. And we're just.

14:59He would, though. You're right. Stripped down all the way to his Tom Brady jersey. Yeah, absolutely. Which he wears to bed every night. Yeah. I'm Tyler. Heads is weighed. Bob your tails. I'll tell you what we're doing after I spin this. Bonk. Bam. It's Bob goes first. Of course it is. I'll actually let you decide. Are you going to kick or receive, I guess? Uh, we want to receive. Okay, you're receiving. So, you're receiving. You're going to be the first to draw. Fire up MS Paint or your preferred drawing program. Oh. Uh, I want to be a referee. Not an option. I want to be in the stands. I guess you could quit the podcast, yes.

15:39Uh, I'm considering it. Oh, and the cost I think it's a lifetime appointment. All right. I have paint open. Welcome to... What we're going to do here, if you don't remember, listeners, it's okay. Use, unless you have a Fantasia, use your inner eye and imagine alongside of us. Not your third eye, because that's your butthole. I'm going to send Wade a picture from a stock image site. It's going to start simple. They'll gradually get more complex. However far we go is just up to how soon we get through this. This is cooperative, right? We want each other to succeed. Yes. So I'm going to give points based on like, did you do a good enough job?

16:20It's out of three. So remember the three is like an artistic drawing three scoring system for how well you drew the matching thing. But also there's a scoring system for how well you were describing it to your opponent. Do you guys remember how long I gave you to do this? Less than 40 minutes. That's okay. All right. Um All right. I don't remember was it like a couple minutes? It was pretty quick It was yeah, it was quick, but not it was so shockingly fast I think it was three minutes We can try three minutes and we'll feel if that's too long or too short, but I think it was three My brain says one but one feels way too short probably.

17:01Yeah, one is too short. I do not think we did one I'm pretty sure it must have been some at least three if not more than that. Three seems fair. All right. So Wade, I am sending you a picture. Hey, the last thing I sent you here were the pictures from before. That's funny. I love when we hang out. They're all landscape. So your canvas can be the same. They're all landscape. At least that's kind of the general shape of the picture. Some might be slightly more landscape, but you can keep it to landscape. Whatever the default is, that's what you can go with. So Wade, you see your picture? Yes. So when I hit the timer, what we'll do is Bob, you go ahead and share your screen with your MS paint or whatever you have.

17:42Yep. Wade, you are describing the image. You're able to see what he's doing. You are describing the image. And so you just want to give him as much as possible to, to get the image across. You want to describe it? Well, you all remember how this went before. I can't even remember if you were able to tell, I believe you were seeing, we were seeing. Okay, cool. We were definitely seeing. Yeah, I think so. So I'm putting three minutes on the clock, and if you both are ready, we will kick this game off. Everyone who's just listening, listen to Wade's description and paint this in your mind. If you're a viewer, just enjoy it as it all unfolds in front of you.

18:22All right. Three, two, one, go! All right, we have a red background. got it there is a guy in a red t-shirt belly button torso up emerging from the bottom left his hands in a fist his left hand which will be on the right because he's facing us a little bit higher up like eyeball height so celebration pose guy in a red shirt yeah yeah fist like that oh that's the shirt okay good yeah that's the shirt perfect he's kind of going at a different angle though you have the opposite angle he's kind of coming out opposite angled a little bit because Okay, got it. Yeah. Yeah. That's fine. That's fine. So it's kind of like this Yeah, yeah, yeah.

19:03Perfect. Yeah, that's it. Right arm is on the left side Comes up to like his fist comes just above his chest on that side So his arm kind of goes off like that, but then it kind of like Good enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's got like a fist situation Left arm does the same, but it goes out to the left Left arm does the same and it goes out to the left. Got it. So he's kind of like, Yeah, perfect. Fist. And then his head is in like a triumphant scream, black short hair, and black rimmed glasses. A triumphant scream, you see? Oh my sweet fuck. Bob is going rogue with the fill tool. The fill tool is really screwing us here.

19:52It's fine. All right. Yep, perfect. Perfect, that's what I wanted. I would get that head in there. Head, black rimmed glasses. Whoa. Black hair, short black hair. No, I don't even know what the hair's gonna matter. He's very big in your picture, but that's okay. Are they rectangular glasses? They're round. Okay, good. Thanks for getting that in. That's really good. You're welcome. I appreciate the timeliness of your answer. I forgot square glasses existed. Oh, yeah. That's exactly what they look like. That's what I meant. And then... Black hair, triumphant scream. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Short hair, right?

20:36Short hair. Yep, perfect. And then the old...

20:4220 seconds. Front and bottom teeth are showing. He has ears and a nose. Easy. Teeth. He has a nose. Perfect. That's all of his teeth. They're right there. They're all in there. You can count them. Ears. Nose. Yeah. I think there's a little bit of white showing over his left shoulder, like an undershirt. No, you're fine. You're fine. At time. No, no, no. Pencil down. Pencil down. Pencil down. This was great. It's a great start. I do think three minutes was the time because I was at first I was like, oh, he's going to get this quick. And now I realize like, oh, shit. The more complicated ones. He's fucked.

21:17So three minutes is what we're going to stick with. Wade, would you please show? Wait, no, I'm going to actually, no, I'm going to send Bob. That's right. I send Bob the picture that Wade just got so that he can pull it in side by side of what it is. Bob, are you ready to see what your picture was? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bonk. Ooh, yeah, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's a fairly good interpretation. And then we hit it with the old, well, it's just my drawing. It's like it's the same picture. It's the same picture. It's the same picture. It's just my art That's actually It's really good Not horrific The angle was key I think the angle change right there at the beginning Because he was originally, everyone listening He was originally leaning left out of frame And then he was leaning right in the source picture He has the right hand Roughly the right position Left hand is definitely in the correct position I see round glasses I see all those front and beautiful bottom teeth The red and the red is a good thing because the shade of red of the shirt was the same shade as the red of the background, which I picked intentionally to try to throw you off.

22:23He does go out of frame a little bit, but as a first try, I'm willing to give this a three because it's the easiest. It's only going to get harder from here. And description also, I'm going to give a three because when you were flying away with like red background, I think you got that good. Got a little panic for there. So as a warmup round, I think you both did great. I love this for us. I think that was fantastic. I love that we also didn't know the time until the final 20 seconds because that was part of my panic and the description is like, has it been 20 seconds or three minutes already?

22:53I don't know. I will give you countdowns at one minute and 30 seconds. I kind of forgot. That's all right. It added some pressure. All right. So well done, boys. Both three out of three. I'll judge this next one just as easily. Bob, this is coming to you. This will be your picture to describe. Okay, good, good. Roughly the same difficulty, right? I'd like to think that this is pretty much the same. Yeah, I think that's pretty fair, actually. I think that's pretty fair. So, Wade, you've got your canvas up there. I will also allow you, if you want to pre-draw your box frame inside of there, whatever you want to do.

23:27Yeah, if you want to put a frame up, it is landscape. So that can give you... I think that was helpful just to have some kind of reference. Yeah. Got your tool ready, got everything set up as you want it. Sure. Three, two, one, go! All right, don't draw. I'm going to give you the whole picture before we start. It's a pink background. There's a guy who's in the middle bottom. His head comes up to maybe two thirds of the way up. He's holding a banana in his right hand, which is on our left. And he's kind of like, eh? So pink background, white t-shirt. There's a guy coming out of the middle bottom of the frame.

24:02He's like chest up. White t-shirt. White t-shirt. That's a good strategy. I kind of like it. Two thirds up. That's like the top of his head is two thirds up. What part of his body is at the bottom of the frame? His nips are just above the bottom edge of the frame. Okay, so he's big, right? Yeah, I'll take that. That's all right. And this is white. White t-shirt. His head is kind of like a tall oval, and his mouth is open like he's going, Ah! And he has brown hair and a brown beard. It really looks like a soy jack meme head right there. I think it's perfectly in the shape. It does. It does. short brown hair long brown hair short not like buzz cut but the beard and the hair are similar length and they're both medium short beard and it's like a full beard it goes around his chin and it goes above his oh it goes all the way oh yeah it does yeah it does this is a straight up and his his eyes are open fairly wide and he's literally his mouth is open like he's going you could see a little bit of top and front teeth all right oh perfect uh he's holding a banana yeah so he's his arms are up like like he's like what and in his right hand on our left of the frame he's got a banana in his hand one minute you could see most of the banana sticking up like the stem is up and you could see like three quarters of the banana sticking up out of his hand okay and then what's what's the left hand doing the other hand is just up in a similar position.

25:36It's just kind of open. Just like what? What? If you have time, I would go in with a little brown and give him some eyebrows. He's got pretty, pretty defined eyebrows. Kind of like curvy outside, like happy eyebrows. Sorry, 15 seconds. I wasn't even paying attention. Well, what else does he have? Is this it? I mean, that's very accurate, except for how tall he is. Add some more pink up top if you can. Time! Pencil down! Pencil down. Oh, all right. All right. Wait, are you ready to see what your picture was? Yeah, the scale of like nipples at the bottom. That threw me off. Oh, there's a lot of dead space.

26:16I kept, I did try to get that way to give up on that. Oh, okay. When you said two thirds, I said the top of his head came up to about two thirds through, through the, through the frame there. I'd call it half-ish, but yeah, two thirds is fair. Drag that picture in. Let's, let's see. There he is. Oh, it's the same picture. Look at that. Yeah, I had the banana going the wrong way, but otherwise, yeah. Yeah, I almost picked on that, but we were low on time, and I was like, the banana's in there. That's pretty good. Yeah, I like that you have the banana in there at all with the stem, and the right amount of banana, it is facing the wrong way.

26:51I think I can forgive that. I kind of handsome squidward his head a little bit, but... I do want to focus on something. Can you move the picture and reveal the other hand? I know fingers are hard.

Read the full transcript

27:06but look the thumb is perfect i do see the thumb yeah the thumb is there and the other hand was holding a banana but it was one of those prank grenade bananas and it just he's kind of holding the banana like i'd hold a grenade it's like home movies right there's a very stylized his hand is angled back and you just lose the definition but like they're in there In the animation, you can totally see it. It reads. The arm is in the right position. He is a little high. Yeah, he is high. I don't know how low his nipples are, but... The dude in your drawing has low nips.

27:51It may be actually a little smaller. The descriptions were there. The drawing went a little away from it, but because this is the first one and the rough shape is there, I'm gonna give you both three again because it's just the same warm-up I think it's close enough because it only gets harder from here good I think that if we can all understand that this is about to go downhill very quickly I don't know what you're talking about Bob. It's back on you to draw I'm gonna give Wade this image so that he can Translate it to you. Wade. I just sent you a picture and I think you can agree It's marginally more difficult than the other pictures.

28:28I'm gonna use the whole canvas as my frame this time. Uh oh. Somehow I started playing Wordle on Discord. I didn't know it was a possible thing. I'm ready whenever you guys are. You ready Bob? Yes. Three, two, one, go. Bob I'm gonna do the same thing you did and describe the whole picture first. So we have a guy on a bicycle leaning very hard forward over the bars and his head looks very big by perspective and then there's like lines and squiggles coming out from around him. So there is a lot of space above and all around him, except for the bottom. He's got like turquoise-y, like a light bluish green background.

29:07It gets a little bit lighter in the middle, but I would just go with turquoise-y. Is there like a horizon? Is there a ground and a not ground? No, no, no. It's just like a painted turquoise-y background. Blue background. Got it. Yeah, close enough. The guy's wearing yellow pants. The very bottom of the screen is like just below the top of the handlebars. There's like a little bit of bicycle bar showing at the bottom. And then there's a little bit of the bike and you can see above the handlebars the pole coming out where the seat goes But you can't see the seat. So we want a little girth here Just make sure you leave room for the guy and leave space around handlebar situation I assume this is like a road bike situation.

29:45So there's like downturn bars It's one of those like curvy you bikes with the handlebars coming out from the you and then there's like a sad Saddle you can't really see the seat, but you see the pole there. Yeah, okay pull for the seat He's got like khaki looking tight pants coming out toward the handlebars, but his gloves are covering the knee because his gloves do his hands. I guess first he's got like fingerless fishnet gloves. 90 seconds. Oh, God. Fingerless fishnetty gloves on the handlebars. Okay. Elbows are out. Elbows are out. Yeah. Come in and big head in the middle. Got it. Elbows are out.

30:21Coming in. Is his head down? Is like, are we seeing the helmet? It's in the foreground, so it's big because it's in the foreground. Do we see his face or the top of his head? Whole face. He's making like a puckery, like the seat's going up my asshole face. Bike helmet. Not a helmet, a cap. That's a cap. I'm going to call that a cap. It's got a brim on it. He's got glasses. Oh, okay. Glasses. Got it. Puckery face. Under chin hair. I assume he's wearing a shirt of some sort. Yep, shirt. Yep, like this. Some kind of shirt. Oh, God. Under chin hair. Under chin hair. Shirt is blue, yellow, red, blue.

31:01Oh my shit. Okay. Shirt is blue, yellow. Just yellow in the middle, then blue at the top. You said red, blue. That's on the arms. Get it, get it, get it. Because it's a long sleeve shirt. It's a long sleeve shirt. Got it, got it, got it. But mustard yellow pants. Wow, that's not what I wanted to have happen. Mustard yellow pants. Give him the pants! Pants! Pants! Okay, a yellow next to the arms. Then red. Pencils down! Oh, man, that was amazing. Oh, we didn't even get to the squiggles. That was incredible. Bob, please pull in your picture. Oh, Bob, I'm sorry. I feel like I failed you. I tried, but there's a lot going on in this photo.

31:54Oh my god. Here's what I had to work with. Oh man, I tried so hard. There's so much. You did so. You did so. Did I do it? Okay, alright. Let's start with the positives, right? It's the general hunch is there. I'm so glad you got the yellow pants in there. Even if the legs aren't in the right position. It's really hard to describe that position. and there's a lot of layering of like things in front of other things. It was hard. You got the pucker. I see the glasses. I see the cap. The only things really are missing is like the gloves. I can't quite tell the long sleeve. It looks more like football pads.

32:35There's a little red missing. I can forgive that. And the squiggles. The squiggles are the things that are missing. We're still in the early phase. I'll give you two on the drawing because it's clearly not perfect, but if you squint your eyes, I can definitely see that there's some comparison there. The description, similarly, I feel like you started strong. I think the strategy to describe it whole is good because I feel like that allowed him to get some informed decisions. But I feel like you got caught on some details trying to formulate how to say it. It got tripped up. The red got confusing.

33:07The color scene got confusing. So I'll give you both a two on this one. That seems generous to me, honestly. I went into total panic mode because I was looking at his legs and I heard Bob like, here's the helmet. it i was like no not an element you fool i do that on the basis where i don't think i could give either of you a one on this i don't think the instructions were that far off i think the efficiency of the instruction could improve so we're still in the early phase the next one gonna be harder but i'll give you both a two out of three i think that was good oh fuck that was very very well done but don't worry the next one's gonna be hopefully just as hard i'm sure it will be fine.

33:47All right, Bob, this is yours. You notice that? Yeah. So there's about equivalent number of little details here, and I think that it can bode well for the both of you. I'm ready. Three, two, one, go. Don't draw yet. This is another bicycle themed one. There's a normal sized businessman wearing black pants, black shoes, a white collared shirt and a blue stripy tie on a tiny little kid's bike. So he's like squatted down on the bike, but he's doing a wheelie and he's holding a briefcase in his back hand. So he's like having fun. Kid's bike. We're going to start with draw a man squatted down like he's straddling a kid's bike doing a wheelie.

34:35Start with black pants. Facing which way? He's going to the right, facing towards the right his back leg is sort of bent at a 90 degree angle and then his front leg is kind of like down more so you can kind of see his crotch opening he's opening the camera okay which way is this guy going that way okay what's that thing coming out of his butt he's going to the right so his knees would be He pointed to the right. Whatever, he's going to the low - Holy shit! What the fuck? Oh. Oh. He's going to the right! So his knees - Oh! Jesus Christ! Keep going! There's a bike between his legs! It's a very small bike!

35:23You can't go back now! It's too late! That's perfect! The bike has blue handlebars! It's - No, that's - Honestly, that's pretty good. The bike is just like two bars connecting the wheels. It's very simple. And then it has blue handlebars going up to he's holding on it with one hand and he's got the briefcase up in the other hand. So it's got one hand going down to the handlebars and then the back hand farther away from us is holding up a black rectangular briefcase. And he's just like, ah, like he's doing a wheelie. One minute wheelie. Okay. Oh, you're fine. Don't you can't undo that. There's the road.

36:00Oh, okay, perfect. Yes, that's the way I see it. Keep going. He's got dark hair. He's got thick black oval glasses, and he's got a big smile on his face. I don't know why he has a beak, but I'll allow it. No! Okay, you say it's a white collar? It's a white collared shirt with a blue stripy tie. So just give him a little shirt action. Yep. Well, his arm's down here, but that's okay. He sure doesn't need to be on his arms. Let's keep going march forward forward progress forward progress 20 seconds blue blue tie blue tie any kind of blue tie situation perfect Make the briefcase as black as you can Briefcase black Perfect fill in the bike tires with black just cuz cuz why not maybe draw it though.

36:52Don't paint don't fill Time pencils down perfect. That's exactly it Okay, when you said he was going to the right, I thought he was going to my right. Going to the right? Mark, am I having a brain aneurysm or? I drew him facing the other way before. I thought you told me it was wrong. What direction in this picture that you drew, what direction is that guy going? I left, but I started the other way and then I thought you changed it. You did not start the other way. You drew the legs the same way twice. You drew the legs going up. Why are your legs going up? He said 90 degrees I didn't know what 90 degrees was Yeah, 90 degrees towards the ground Where your feet go Like a squat Do you see the picture?

37:40Please pull the picture in Did you get the picture? I don't really want to I don't know how that happened I don't feel like my description was that bad

37:58Oh, oh, oh, man. It's got blue handlebars. He's got a blue tie. He's doing a wheelie. His knees are bent. Look, the briefcase is facing the right way. Yeah, the briefcase is almost dead on. I gotta say, man, his head's facing the wrong way. His legs are bent the wrong way and facing the wrong way. The bike is facing the wrong way. But that briefcase, that is literally the only thing in the right direction. Look, man, if you just mirror, if you just mirror this midsection, it's perfect. He's wheeling. He's wheeling. He is wheeling barely, but he is. He is doing some kind of wheelie. He's happy.

38:45it doesn't actually look that happy but I'll give that to you that looks like the most mid bird I've ever seen wait I hope you understand I think this is fair if I give you a one I believe that this would be fair if I give you a one I won't fight it my only rebuttal is I swear I had the nose on the right and I was told to flip him No, it was just the legs, man. It was just the legs that were making both Mark and I fucking die of laughter. When that leg bent up, I was just like... I know! It started out perfectly, and I was like, great, finish the leg, and he went up. And I was just like, oh no!

39:31And I was like, surely he'll get it right on the other side. And then it was like, out, up. You said 90 degrees, and I think I just misunderstood which part. You meant the knee was 90. I did the thigh at 90. If I could give style points for this, which I'm not, I would give you points for that. Bob, I think your descriptions were grand. The only thing I could possibly say that maybe could have saved this is say, start over. Just delete everything. Yeah, well, I sort of made the call in the opposite direction. After we spent a minute not working on the legs, I was like, we need to start making progress here.

40:06Totally. You were making good adaptations. And hey, I think you pulled it together. I think your instructions were pretty spot on so I would like to give you a three because I don't think you were in any way trying to sabotage him I had a vision for how you were going. I think it was smart to start with a guy squatting I think your decision making was good there. It just there was a translation error somewhere On on on knee rotation that threw things off hard. You know what it was me I made an extra assumption that we all understood how legs are and that's on me I skipped over a lot of important leg details And just sort of Left you out to try on the legs And that is on me So fucking funny though

40:52I think this is the same picture

40:58Once again we'll leave it up to the audience as well I think that when they see this They're like Cause I could give you a zero I feel like they'll be like Yeah yeah We'll take the one We'll take the one What do you mean? They'll be fighting for at least a two. Subreddit, one of you defend me. Fuck, I fucking clicked on a button I didn't mean to, and now some AI shit is happening to paint. Who ruined paint? Oh, no, co-pilot. I clicked remove background on that image, and it just deleted the guy and made it a white rectangle. I feel sick. That made me laugh so hard I feel nauseous. Oh, that was sick, Wade.

41:33That was really sick in the best way. I had a good thought with this. I'm saving my previous masterpiece this year. I like this. All right, Wade, I'm sending you the picture you're going to be describing. Oh, boy, I can't wait. This is the most complex picture we have, and the other one is similar. I'm ready when Wade is. Ready to go. Three, two, one, go! All right, Bob, before we start, here we go. Image. About two-thirds of the image from the left all the way to a third of the right is a brick wall. and part of the middle right side of that brick wall is crumbling. The other part of the picture is a guy in a suit making like a karate punching face and his fist is contacting the wall causing it to crumble and behind him looking very small is like a cityscape in the background.

42:21That was good. That was good. So crumbly wall just makes some it's all brick on the left and where you drew there is like a middle of it but it's crumbled and like breaking apart like he just broke it. We're gonna get to the crumbling here. I'm working on some thoughts. I'm working on some gestures and it's like a red orange brick with some you know dark brick it's like a darker brick oh yeah we'll get there guy is standing with his right arm punching the brick wall two minutes got it yep he's about two-thirds up his top of his head's about two thirds up in that picture and his hips are at the bottom his hips are at the bottom of the picture top of head with a one buttoned suit jacket suit jacket looking good I'm gonna just put his arm down at the side since I have no further thing on that.

43:03That one's slightly curved into a fist. Very slightly elbow out. Right arm is up, punching the brick wall.

43:14He's got short, we'll call it light brown hair. Maybe it's dark blonde. Light brown hair. Kind of facing toward the camera, very slightly facing the brick wall he's punching. But like torso is facing full front camera. One minute. Is he happy? He's like angry, like I'm punching, like karate punching, like. Okay, he's not happy. He's mad. Oh, he's uniproud. Open mouth, baring his teeth. Oh, that's an important thing. Yes, open mouth. Yeah, teeth. And he has legs, I assume. No, hips. The picture ends at hips. Okay, no legs. Got it. Yeah, that was an important detail. Picture the hips are at the bottom.

44:0030 seconds. His hips are at the bottom. Got it. All right. Cloud. It's a very cloudy background behind him with a cityscape at the bottom. Cityscape goes up. The tallest building is still lower than his armpit. City. City. Tall city. Yep. And then clouds. Clouds. Lots of clouds. Very cloudy. 10 seconds. Clouds. Clouds. Clouds. So cloudy. Blue sky. Oh. The Rex are red.

44:33All right, I'll let you take away. I'll let that leave. That last one, I won't count that. I would have loved it. Just a blood city. Okay, I love your modern art. It's a real mid-century modern wall piece here. This is delightful. I'm going to send you the picture now. I don't think you're that off. I'm feeling strong on this one. All right, good, good, as you should. I like how it almost looks like the clouds are saying LOL. Well, don't do it Lou. So it all hinges on how brick those bricks are. I think because the body pose is good. I think it has dark brown air versus light brown. I can kind of tell he's got a suit.

45:15The arm is supposed to be bent. So it's like, you know, you can get there, but I see the city. You know, if I squint my eyes, I'm like, ah, clouds kind of. Sure, sure. Lou. The impact of the brick wall is actually pretty good. the bricks themselves.

45:31What do you mean, man? Those are very bricky. What was that pause? I get what you're going, but if I didn't know this was supposed to be a brick wall, I might accidentally be like he is an artist painting something. Or he's fighting checkers. That is also an option. I don't think that helps you. I mean, obviously it's a brick wall. It's clearly a brick wall. Well, clearly, clearly. But I'll give you some leeway here in that at least it wasn't what Wade did. Come on, man. So if we're using that as the one benchmark, I think this gets enough things there that it's like this is really good. Now, Wade, I think your descriptions were pretty much spot on.

46:15You got the two thirds. You said hips. He raised it up a little bit. You know, there's some there, but you got the city background. You got the break. You got the position. You even described the arms supposed to be there. You didn't describe like the color of the suit, but it was close enough. You said light brown versus dark brown. I think that actually that was a really good descriptive round. I think you did a great job there, especially from the beginning to like two thirds brick, one third, that guy. So I'm going to give this two for the drawing. And then I'm going to give a three out of three for the description.

46:43I think it was very good. I needed that. The Lemonati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and lime in the shadows. Their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything, even our music. That hit song named after the color of lemons? Not a coincidence. Big Lemon has been pulling strings in the industry for years. Think about it. But now, 7up is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda. Now lime comes first. 7-Up. Flip the sip. Can you hear that? It's the calm, sugar-white, sandy beaches of St. Pete Clearwater. And if you listen closely, you'll hear the mmms coming from the epic restaurants, the cheers from sun-soaked music festivals, and the beat of our legendary nightlife scene.

47:37Before you hit play on your next song, text the group chat. It's time to plan a trip to St. Pete Clearwater. Learn more at visitspc.com

47:50Last one Oh no, that means I'm drawing Yes, that is how this goes Oh fuck Oh no

48:00It's easy, it's equivalent Uh huh, uh huh It's equivalent It's not equivalent He's psyching you out, he's trying to psych you out I want you to succeed, we can do this Alright, wait, are you ready? yes bob are you ready yes three two one go you draw when you feel comfortable the bottom third of this is a brick wall the top two thirds of this the background could just be white that's close enough in the middle there is a guy standing with his arms over his head holding a baseball bat like he's about to smash the shit out of something he's kind of obscured by bricks flying towards the camera like he's already breaking through the wall that's on the bottom there so the brick wall i would say the break is sort of just left of center the baseball bat is really dead center but the guy is very slightly left of center it's a guy in blue jeans and a red and white plaid shirt about to smash down with a baseball bat big time okay i've got the bricks those are the guys where now his waistline is even with the top of the wall so i would take like an eraser two minutes erase like a v into the wall and make him standing in there and he is about twice as tall as the wall is so like you can see his legs down in that part of the wall you just erased and then his torso is like sticking up from the wall he's got blue jeans and a red yeah okay and a red and white flannel shirt you lost me for a minute out of the legs there but i see where you're going red and black Flannel red and white flannel red and white flannel.

49:37I mean honestly, I think if you get red that's close enough But like red with white it is I remember his arms are up over his head holding the baseball bat like he's gonna smash down Yeah, okay. Yep flannel flanneling got it. Yep flannel flanneling flanneling yep. Yep. Yep. There's a neck in there head Okay, yeah, he's tall hammer and he's got both hands on the baseball why are you drawing a hammer i thought you said a hammer i said baseball bat like five times baseball bat brown brown or metal wood light brown wood

50:16baseball bat okay he's got a black hat and black thick glasses what kind of hat cap uh yeah like Just like a nondescript cap, like a baseball cap kind of thing. Perfect. Perfect. Okay, what else? He's got thick glasses. He's kind of looking off to the left. Square or round? Rounded. Yep. Okay, looking to his left. He's looking off towards our left. So he's like looking close enough. That's good enough. Eyes are on that side. Lightly bearded. Black hair? What color hair? Give him a collar across the top of his shirt because he does have like a white undershirt on under his flannel. There you go.

50:51Something in there. But it is a white shirt, so you don't have to do anything with that. Time. Oh, I wasn't calling the 30s. I apologize. I was so enraptured by it. God. No, no, this is an improvement. You ever just sit back at what you've created after and wondered what the fuck? It's an improvement. It's an improvement. It is. I think it is. Oh.

51:16I think that it is an improvement. I think it is. I don't get on any of the flying bricks. I like the deepest V flannel in the world. I don't know where that came from. Was it just not buttoned up? Is that what you were imagining with the flannel shirt? I just panicked and drew. I see, I see. Okay, good. Wanted to make sure we got that white shirt underneath. It was my artistic rendition. Sure, sure, sure. The arm, it's very Patrick Starr going on here, but that's okay. If I'm squinting and I believe that the other squiggle that was his eye and is not his eye is his ear, then he is facing the correct direction, which I think you tried to squeeze that in.

51:57Am I correct? Oh, his chin is right here. Yeah, he said something about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He said that. So the only thing that's missing is the flying bricks. Really? If you think about it. I think this is two. How did he smash bricks with a baseball bat? Yeah, I love brown or metal. Brown or metal was a great question When I was like alright his legs are in that In the cut out in the wall Blue jeans and you started drawing the outline you drew I couldn't tell if I needed to stop you I was like Oh no Oh their legs okay If I'm gonna give that that's blue jeans And that's white flannel And I'm just believing it I'm buying it all Then the only thing's missing is the flying brick So it's gotta be like a two I would take a two gladly Yep, you get your two out of three.

52:47I think your instructions were impeccable because really really I can see what this is The brick cutout is actually the closest thing here. It's actually pretty good It's really good. Yeah, the shape of it the kind of stair step there if it had flying bricks Which I I like no time to get those anyway. It's good You got the blue dreams the flannel flannel the shape you did say bat a lot You said about a lot and then that hammer came out and I was like there was a lot of things i'm not gonna lie taking so much time on trying to get it to look like bricks it was hard to focus on the other descriptions while making the brick lines that's fair that's fair again i i think the descriptions were solid most of you guys had your descriptives spot on so this one was three out of three i think you know another minute he would have had all the details so i think you did good yeah we were coming if we had more time we were coming around okay and with that we have finished the whatever this episode was called draw or die to draw or die so to tally the points wait you got a point for hoo hoo I'm an owl our new upcoming tech channel two tech boys two tech boys what the heck he's not paying attention oh right holy shit I got left in the lurch there sorry I was saving my image it's okay I'll give it I'll give it two I was two tech boys what the heck oh they're our boy we're the boys I forgot we're the boys It's too late man.

54:10All right. You got a full three on the red points The red picture you got a full three on the banana description. You got a full You didn't get a full you got two on bike and you got a one on the bike Then you got a three on the brick descriptions and then you got a another two on the brick drawings Bob You got one point for snack rat this up. You got three for the red your own red picture descriptions You got the banana full points there. You got two for the bike, the first bike. You got three for the second bike, two for the bricks that you drew, and then three for those bricks, which puts you at 17 to Wade's 16.

54:52Oof. Very close going into this, which you may not have thought of given some of the points I was hanging out there, but unsurprisingly, very close. I can't wait to get tied up, maybe even take the lead before Host Wins comes up again. I'm excited. Man, it's going to be great. It's going to be great. That was fun. I like, in hindsight, looking at the pictures you chose for us were well chosen. Like, they were, the two, two, and two were close. Yeah, I think you focused on some different things than you did last time around. And these were, I think, overall, a much simpler level of image, but with complexities because of the game.

55:28Because last time, wasn't there like a computer monitor with a game on it and some, like a bunch of stuff happening. Yeah, the computer monitor game clock. It was a bit too much, so I tried to really hone in on some subjects on these pictures. Yeah, I know. These were good images for this challenge. Good, good, good. Spin that wheel, see how many we got.

55:52Two. Two. I might survive this. Let's just do another lose point kind of thing. Last to touch their nose Loses a point Okay Spin number one of two Another two spin Used best word Hmm Wade you were trying to get a lot of McDonald's words in there I mean I actually got a point for snack wrap this up You did get a point for that Was there any good descriptors that occurred? I believe I used the word gubernatorial at one point Did you? Sure

56:31Wait, I'm not surprised that I thought Mark would be like no you didn't I hey if you did I mean that makes my job easier. I can't think of what a best word is Can I respin cuz it doesn't jump out we can do a respin yeah Let's respin that one cuz it doesn't scream if the winner is not obvious I feel like respin is always on the table whenever the best word I could think of being used is flannel I don't know that My ass oh wait got it. Oh really according to me anyway from my end wade was first i heard him after me on my end that's crazy i heard me before you definitely too mark is the least biased because you and i are hearing ourselves with no latency so that actually kind of makes sense i love that they that the only other do something when it spins came up and i just added another one that's very fun this spin will decide everything whether it's a tie and we're walking away with maybe me or who's the winner and the host wins again Worse luck.

57:29Worse luck? Did that apply this game? Yeah, does it have to be within this episode? Because I don't know that we really had a lot of luck in here. Both of you flip a coin. Am I calling it or anything? Or just... If it's heads, that's good. If it's tails, that's bad luck. So heads is good luck right now. Tails is bad. If you both get heads, you'll flip again.

57:50Okay, I dropped it. I'm just going to flip again. I'm going to flip again. That was a... Okay. But Wade's got heads. That's good. I have heads. The lady is heads. One more time. Luck's on both your sides.

58:05I have a lion. The lion is tails. Ooh. Hey, me too. Fuck. You guys got same luck? We do. Hit it again!

58:17Shit. I got heads. No! And Bob's got it! Wait, yes! Wait. It's worst luck! Wade has the worst luck. Oh, wait, you're right. He's got the worst luck. Yes. Wade's got it. I lose. No. Oh, I did. I fucking, wow. I flipped that. You're right. You're right, Wade. That is the worst luck. Yay. Holy shit. The only reason I'm sad is because Mark told me I won for one second before we realized. I really, I totally forgot what the premise was. That's, that's incredible. I like how you celebrated. I went oh no and then we all kind of like oh wait yeah everyone everyone simultaneously was like Bob wins oh wait a minute Bob has the best luck wait that's not the point of course I win a coin flip when it doesn't fucking matter every other time you want to win the coin flip nothing the time you want to lose the coin flip win obviously well congratulations Wade uh why don't you give your winner speech and let's see what you think of all this you know this is the first win i've had in a while like i won the one man show but that kind of feels like what you do this feels like the first legitimate win in a while i can't remember the last time i actually won it feels good to be back we are further into 2026 than i'd like to before this win came but it came bob loser speech uh if i could just say my ass faster none of this would have even mattered but you know You get what you pay for in this life.

59:51I just feel bad for all you listeners and watchers that you're going to have to listen in or watch Weighty's Little Philosophy Hour Part 7. Yeah. All right. Well, I'm changing my episode now. Yeah, it didn't sound that mean in my head, but that felt mean coming out. Oh, no, no. I love it. I just feel bad for our audience. You have to listen to another Weighty episode. I'm sure it'll be fine. I'm sure it'll be fine. I'm sure you'll have something and it'll be fine. Your games are fun. It's fine. It's going to be now. I'll come up with something. Thank you boys for participating in this fun experiment.

1:00:21Thank you everybody for listening and or watching. The watchers obviously, you know, you got to see it happen. But the listeners, I hope in your head that it was a beautiful rendition and you could understand just what they were drawing based on how it went awry from what you were drawing. So come back later and watch what unfolded so you can know how close you might have been. Thank you all so much. This has been MySkirm, LordMinion777, or Minion777 on the internet. My name is Mark Blyer. Follow the podcast for more. Distractable.shop for merch. And thank you again. Podcast out. Watch new episodes on Spotify.

1:01:02Can you hear that? It's the calm, sugar, white, sandy beaches of St. Pete Clearwater. And if you listen closely, you'll hear the mmms coming from the epic restaurants. the cheers from sun-soaked music festivals, and the beat of our legendary nightlife scene. Before you hit play on your next song, text the group chat. It's time to plan a trip to St. Pete Clearwater. Learn more at visitspc.com.

From the publisher

Wade's not bald, he's just drawn that way.

Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds.

Check out shopify.com/distractible today
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

More from Distractible

All 103 episodes
Draw Or Die (Part 2)Distractible · 1 h 2 min
Listen in VO