In short
Distractible episode mixing ads and comedy, then a “folklore mascots” segment where the hosts invent adult-themed mythic creatures for tasks and life struggles. They also discuss product recalls, yard/weed control, and branding/logo redesigns (Cracker Barrel, Jaguar), plus a final points/wheel game.
Guests
Mark and Bob (co-hosts). No external guests are named; the episode is hosted by Wade with Mark and Bob as regular co-hosts.
Key claims
7up is “fighting back” with a “lime lemon soda,” and the Lemonati supposedly controls “lemon propaganda.” Home Depot promotes installed carpet discounts (10% off; installation starting at 49 cents/sq ft). The hosts claim adjustable dumbbells (Bowflex) were recalled over 3 million units. They argue minimalistic rebrands remove brand character and often look boring.
Notable examples
Weed-whacking/weed-killing “genocide,” Henry’s “piss oranges,” Bowflex adjustable dumbbell recall, Cracker Barrel logo/interior overhaul, Jaguar’s lowercase minimalist rebrand, and invented mascots: HOA rake demon, “Warm Fuzzies” friendship demon, Pilosan sand-cloud for aging, Reddit-like parenting demon, and Cupid for parenting/sex.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOThe Merch and Copyright Debate
1:20 to 1:44
Discussion about merch, copyright issues, and funny domain names.
“This episode of Distractable is presented by T-Mobile 5G Home Internet Okay, how do you guys know when someone's really your friend?”
The Merch and Copyright Debate
1:48 to 2:03
Discussion about merch, copyright issues, and funny domain names.
“Guarantees monthly price of fixed wireless 5G internet data.”
The Merch and Copyright Debate
2:51 to 3:39
Discussion about merch, copyright issues, and funny domain names.
“Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractable.”
The Idea of Adult Toys
3:39 to 5:56
Hosts discuss the concept of creating adult toys with their likeness.
“Have you guys ever been solicited by those companies?”
The Dangers of Weed Control
5:56 to 7:10
A humorous recount of one host's battle with weeds in their yard.
“oh okay well i was okay i own the company that made the clothing that seems like a little bit of conflict of interest.”
Henry's Piss Oranges
7:10 to 8:21
A funny story about an orange tree and its unique growth conditions.
“and what the rest of Blackmagic Design's products can do and what can do for you, Wade!”
Adjustable Dumbbells Recall
8:21 to 10:14
Discussion on a recall for adjustable dumbbells just after purchase.
“hook me up with someone that can help me out with Fairlight.”
Class Action Lawsuit Experiences
10:14 to 14:01
Hosts share their experiences with class action settlements and recalls.
“And I was like, I tried really hard not to get it anywhere near the trees, but like the trees are in the same bed and there were weeds around it.”
Class Action Settlements
14:01 to 17:37
Discussion about experiences with class action settlements and recalls.
“I just remembered I have a recall on my truck that I need to address.”
Brand Rebranding and Reactions
17:38 to 21:37
The hosts critique various brand rebranding efforts and minimalism trends.
“I've not been there in a while, so no, I'm not seen yet.”
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Expensive Renovation Comparisons
21:38 to 22:26
Comparison of the cost of rebranding Cracker Barrel to other potential uses of funds.
“We could renovate Cincinnati's subway system and make it up and functional with$700 million.”
Imagining Better Alternatives
22:27 to 23:26
Discussion about alternatives like efficient transportation and luxury items.
“It better be able to go to space for$700 million.”
Imagining Better Alternatives
26:03 to 26:34
Discussion about alternatives like efficient transportation and luxury items.
“The Lemonati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and lime in the shadows.”
Folklore Mascots for Adults
27:38 to 28:00
Discussion on the need for adult mascots similar to childhood folklore figures.
“We've done episodes where we've talked about things like tier lists for Santa and ginger dead men and stuff like that.”
Creating a Yard Work Mascot
28:00 to 33:51
The hosts brainstorm a mascot to encourage yard work, drawing on folklore themes.
“So we need like an Easter Bunny or Tooth Fairy equivalent for some different things.”
The Friendship Demon
33:51 to 36:38
Discussion transitions to a mascot that helps maintain adult friendships and relationships.
“Of course We're finding new ones If your previous ones suck Yeah yeah yeah alright so It's the friendship Demon right Okay I mean I'm just saying They're all demons of some kind Is this a nice demon?”
Dealing with Aging
36:38 to 42:01
The hosts explore a mascot concept to help cope with the aging of friends and family.
“I feel like that one is self-explanatory.”
Parenting Advice and Mascots
42:01 to 46:01
Explore humorous takes on parenting advice and the mascot concept.
“But the helpful advice is often in all caps, often has strong implications.”
The Wheel of Fortune and Unfairness
46:33 to 56:00
A comedic discussion about game rules, point systems, and unexpected outcomes.
“Their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything, even our music.”
The Wheel of Fortune and Unfairness
56:25 to 57:28
A comedic discussion about game rules, point systems, and unexpected outcomes.
“flavors in the autumn harvest bowl, maple glazed salmon plate, and roasted bacon brussel side.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00Thinking about refreshing the carpet in your home? Now's the time to do it. For a limited time at The Home Depot, get 10 % off installed carpet projects on trusted brands like LifeProof, LifeProof with PetProof Technology, Home Decorators Collection, and Traffic Master. Plus, with installation starting at just 49 cents per square foot, upgrading your space is more affordable than ever at The Home Depot. Offer valid September 24th, 2026 through October 4th, 2026. Exclusions apply. For licenses, see homedepot.com slash license numbers. For decades, a shadowy organization called the Lemonati has kept lemon on top and lime in the shadows.
0:37Look around, lemon forward sodas, even lemon forward songs. We ran the tracks, slowed them down, reversed them, and squeezed out the truth.
0:49Ethan Nestor:That's lemon propaganda right there. But now, 7up is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda. Join the 7up Rising. Flip the sip. Brussels clean up nicely at Sweetgreen Maple glazed, roasted, and edges perfectly caramelized Sweetgreen's fall harvest is back on the menu And the season's most overlooked little green vegetable is dressed to be devoured You know what to do Order on the Sweetgreen app This episode of Distractable is presented by T-Mobile 5G Home Internet Okay, how do you guys know when someone's really your friend? I don't know. I don't know. But I do know that T-Mobile 5G home internet's got your back with their fast speeds, easy 15-minute setup, a price for any budget, and five-year price guarantee.
1:44Ethan Nestor:Visit T-Mobile.com slash home internet to check availability. Guarantees monthly price of fixed wireless 5G internet data. Exclusions like taxes and fees apply. Guarantees monthly price of fixed wireless 5G internet data. Exclusions like taxes and fees apply. service delivered via 5G networks. Speed is very new to factor-affecting cellular networks. Guarantee exclusions and details at T-Mobile.com slash home internet. Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Wolf-like Wade mentions enslaving Mark, then advocates for modern mythologies. Merific Mark plugs the new merch.
2:18By it has piss-augmented plants, broken bells, and pandemonic pals. burdensome bob proffers personalized dildos harvests his huge weed crop prefers jauntier jaguars cereal rachists and sea holes from ball gags to porn pop ups yes it's time for for folks sake now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show
2:51Mark Fischbach:Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I'm today's host because I won outright last episode. I dominated from start to finish and also maybe it was just because we all said it at the end. Joined as always by my co-hosts, Mark and Bob. Hey guys. Ugh.
3:08Ethan Nestor:Hello. Oh, I mean, fuck you. Oh. I'm sorry, I was trying to match Mark's energy. I didn't. I'm not sure where this hostility is coming from. Get him! Get him! Get him, Bob! Get him! You fucking beard. Don't smile at me. Get out of here. Have you heard about our best-selling but copyrighted shirt? We're getting sued by Theseus. No, we're our copyright. It's our copyright.
3:34Mark Fischbach:We own this design. If you take the copyright and replace it one letter at a time, is it the same copyright? Is that how Disney did it for so long? Probably.
3:44Ethan Nestor:We've redrawn the end this year. We're gonna go ahead and refile that For another 150 years of copyright Anyway distractible.shop Soon to be distractible.store Never to be distractible.com Woo yeah We should get one of those fun One of those fun domain names like Distractible.fun Or distractible.jizz I could get distractible.xxx That's the only one that I could get
4:11Mark Fischbach:Oh hell yeah How many people would be in like trouble for going to an xxx site like i was just going there for the merch do you think our audience is mostly children
4:20Ethan Nestor:i think adults can get in trouble too oh 109 bucks dude sexy website addresses are expensive that renews for 112 bucks a year that's so expensive for a goof we could sell distractible adult toys we could do that we could partner with say like we could make casts of our junk and you could buy one or all three and have a party. The butthole chocolates. Have you guys ever been solicited by those companies? I got a message. I got an email from a company that does that. I don't know who they thought I is, but literally it was email that was like, Hey, would you like to make a product that your fans can really feel the joy from?
5:03Ethan Nestor:And then I was like, that's creepy, man. And I clicked and it's just a site where you could buy molds of people's bits. to do dirty stuff with and i was like nah thanks though i'm glad i'm on whatever list that's from well remind me to get that later because i i could get it for you if you really want it if you have a good important thing to do with it i will get it for you i'm not paying 30 40 bucks
5:26Mark Fischbach:a year so you guys i'll take it if you'd both pay for it i don't think that's how that works
5:30Ethan Nestor:we can't be outvoted on having to spend our money can we i i think we can actually we're a team three co-equal members of govern extractable mark vote no we can have control back yeah just like we're co-equally sharing the revenue from that shirt wait we get revenue i can't tell if i'm inside mark's thing or outside mark's thing oh outside oh very outside oh okay well i was okay i own the company that made the clothing that seems like a little bit of conflict of interest.
6:03Mark Fischbach:But we can own you if we vote it, right? That's how this works.
6:07Ethan Nestor:I don't know if we can afford him. I think ownership of people might have been. What if we put it in the distractible constitution that we're allowed to change any constitution we want and then we can just start passing amendments to whatever constitution is out there and then we can do anything. It'll be unstoppable.
6:25Mark Fischbach:Aye.
6:26Ethan Nestor:Is that how we vote? Oh, yeah, actually. Or it'd be yeas. Yay. We're not even in the boat Okay Can't have democracy without a boat Do you guys have small talk? I've got small talk Any more carrots? Nicholas Martins at Black Magic Design You're awesome You're the best You deserve a raise And everyone at your office should Next time they see you stand up Yeah Woo Yeah You're gonna get me a partnership with Blackmagic Design after that. Everyone else at the office, don't listen to this part. It's just you and me now. Look, buddy, I have been shouting from the roof office what DaVinci Resolve can do for people and what the rest of Blackmagic Design's products can do and what can do for you, Wade!
7:16Are you still working in Premiere? Am I below you? Wade! Wade, Wade, Wade, Wade. Are you still working in Premiere like a goof? Dana sure is. oh well you could save money if you have dana switch over to the free black magic design
7:35Ethan Nestor:software davinci resolve i like that i mean toby's not cheap bob yeah we're definitely still on adobe i'm connected into too many other adobe things that's the thing right uh you know me i like new stuff and i would absolutely just dictate that my editor has to switch over to resolve without caring what they think about it but also i need to i get pdfs e-signed and all this shit that like it's all i have a whole ecosystem and it's annoying i know that it's annoying and i don't even know if there are other pieces of software that do that but they don't do it as efficiently as acrobat does there's no way actually acrobat is one of the worst there's no way it's it's fantastic anyway he's been super helpful he's lent me cameras he's come over the office he's hook me up with someone that can help me out with Fairlight.
8:24He's been awesome help. Just want to shout out, hey, I am actually legitimately a believer. Please. I know what I've said to all the other companies that I've been sponsored with. Please, please. Wait, is Prusa? Prusa? Is that the name they're still waiting? Prusa Hoosa Cares. Please, please, please.
8:44Mark Fischbach:I can only go after one at a time. Oh, man. Oh, Nicholas. he'll be loyal to you and only you for at least three days yep yep you and Nick I got a regular heartbeat all for you alright anyway I think it worked guys I think it worked
9:08Ethan Nestor:oh yeah that's gonna win him right over uh Bob I don't like yard work most of our backyard is just grass but we have like one area where there's a bush and some stuff and it's mulched and it's like there's supposed to be plants there but mostly it's empty i've been pretending it didn't exist all summer and it just got turned into a fucking jungle of weeds as tall as me i'll be careful because if you have to have a fridge brought through there we know what happens well we didn't luckily but also i at some point finally it was like okay well probably shouldn't just let that be weeds so i just got we have a string trimmer or whatever weed whacker i just got it and got made the strings real long and just literally went out to this huge patch of weeds that was like like literally as tall as me almost and just like it's kind of hard but it was kind of fun because i kind of just murdered an entire metropolis of weeds but not only did i murder it and then put all their dead bodies into some paper bags i then went back over it with uh ground clear which is the type of like weed killer that just kills anything that's alive and i just fucking assaulted the earth and was like nothing will grow here ever again so i've mixed feelings about the weed genocide that i committed in our backyard but it looks way nicer is the grass growing well this wasn't i didn't get any on the grass so the grass is all cool this was just in the bed the like plant bed area oh I was a little worried because there's two trees kind of on the back edge of it.
10:40Ethan Nestor:And I was like, I tried really hard not to get it anywhere near the trees, but like the trees are in the same bed and there were weeds around it. So I got, they seem fine. Trees love that shit. Yeah. Have I ever told you about Henry's piss oranges? No, I don't think so. Well, there's an orange tree at a house we used to have a while back. And it was, you know, it made oranges every year. That was real. Didn't it make limes? If I recall. No I'm pretty sure it made limes Ethan told me that Do you not remember that? No I don't remember There's an episode from Unasanas Where Ethan was real sad And you guys were in the backyard And he was just like Can I have one of these limes?
11:20Ethan Nestor:And you're like That's an orange tree They're just They're not It's like Okay I'm gonna take a lime I mean You're just like Ethan those are oranges And they're not ready yet And he just takes one And he's like Mmm Wow this lime doesn't taste very good. They're bad limes, Mark. I don't remember that at all. It was like an extended bit. I bet it was. I bet it was. But Henry pissed on that tree a lot. No wonder they didn't taste so good. They did. That's what I'm saying, is those oranges tasted amazing. And they tasted better, the better the longer we were there. I'm not lying. Not joking. It's probably not because of the piss.
12:03But what is a tree if not a big life straw filters out the piss dog pee kills grass flavors orange breaking news Yeah, I mean orange the juice is some kind of yellow If I peed and it looked like orange juice, I'd be like close enough
12:20Ethan Nestor:I don't need to see a doctor about that. That's that's good. That's very good actually plus it smells clean and fresh Or would it still smell like pee? I guess I don't know which way that goes good stuff boys good stuff I'm not done. You're done when I say you're done. You didn't say he's done. I know so you go ahead Okay, cool. There was a recall on a certain product. You guys know the the adjustable dumbbells I've had a few sets over time. I have the cheap knockoff one of those that's like doesn't work as well, but It's like half price. I just finished I actually ordered these a while ago and they've been sitting on my porch getting rained on and getting a fire blasted through them and whatever, ash and stuff like that.
13:00So I finally got around to unboxing them and unpacking them and building the whole set because you got to assemble it and all that stuff. And so I do it because I've had the dumbbells before and they've been kind of janky sometimes. You know, sometimes weights fall off, but I'm like, oh, it must be user error. So I get done the whole set. Brand new set because the other ones, I was like, oh, it's been sitting out. It's probably not good. So the whole new equipment, I was like, I'm going to get in shape again. Woo, woo. Just yesterday, like I finished assembling and just this morning, I like, I started working a little bit for the first time.
13:26I'm like, yeah, all right. get in before we record this podcast and look at the news bowflex's popular adjustable dumbbells were just recalled over three million units were called for potential impact hazard good grief god damn it i mean i can still use it that's like up to me to whether or not i don't want to risk and to be perfectly honest i've always knew they were a bit jank i'm never i was never going to be holding one over my head i can tell you that much i can tell you that uh not that they've ever Fallen don't sue me but flicks but Um I felt dumb I felt Dumb but it does look nice yeah I guess you have to give you a point I mean you guys convinced me Anyway I don't even know I've I've had Products that are recalled and sometimes have you gotten this Where you get a check in the mail randomly And you don't remember yeah Part of a class action but There it is alright cool ten bucks
14:18Mark Fischbach:I got I don't forget what it was for I got A letter with a check and the Check was for like seven cents Because I was apparently part of a class action lawsuit i didn't know i agreed to be a part of they were just like here's your settlement from the class action lawsuit it was no more than like a dollar i think it was like seven cents or something actually like that where they're like here's your settlement so sorry for everything you went through and it's like fucking a nickel and two pennies the biggest one i got was for actually an apple thing i can't remember what it was for but it was like 80 bucks that's crazy
14:47Ethan Nestor:i've never got one that was a meaningful amount of money it's usually like two dollars or something I've also never submitted for a recall I've never sent products back I don't know how to do that I don't know how it works We did for a car
15:00Mark Fischbach:Was it Molly's last car? Was it my car? We had a thing where we had to take a car back Because it had like an airbag recall And that was when we were like That's probably one that we should do
15:09Ethan Nestor:Oh there was a really big It was probably Molly's old car Because there was a really big airbag recall On her The kind that would have been in that car Because I know what her car was Yeah yeah yeah I'm assuming it was. I just remembered I have a recall on my truck that I need to address. It's nothing serious. It's the roof, the sunroof, the way it is. It leaks. And I thought I did something wrong because one of the big rubber things was like flapping off in the wind. I was like, ah, and I shoved it back in there. So there's a recall for that. There's car recalls all the time. I don't need to.
15:42Ethan Nestor:There's so many car recalls. I was just going to say, I had that happen. I have one that my car has a recall on where it's like they're trying to get parts and And I've been waiting for a long time and I still can't get a schedule to get that service. But then I got another letter like the other day that was like, oh, there's a new recall on your car. But it doesn't say what it is. It just says like, oh, you should probably call your dealer and ask about it. I was like, I don't want to call and ask to see if I need to do something about this. But like, that's a cheap way.
16:13Mark Fischbach:That should be an illegal way to go about a recall is forcing you to figure out what the recall is.
16:17Ethan Nestor:But like on every car I've owned, including my really old Volkswagen that I had when I was in like college, I get so many letters that are just like, oh, there's a recall on the door hinge. If you open it too fast, it might explode. That seems kind of serious. You probably should get that fixed, I guess. I think that that's why I'm afraid to ever release a product, you know, like a real product. Like clothing is one thing, but having an actual thing that, I mean, maybe it could be a clothing recall where like this shirt will explode if you wear it wrong put your arm through the head hole boom the whole thing catastrophically thankfully it's safe with
16:55Mark Fischbach:water but body sweat really dangerous for this clothing depends on who how sweaty you is you big
17:02Ethan Nestor:stinko what is this to it's probably it's probably not important where did you just come up with never mind i don't know it was wrapped around my leg i was like why is this Oh, my God, Mark, the AIs, they're coming for you. Is that plugged into something else or is that just a cord? It's plugged into my computer. To my computer down there. So I don't know what it was plugged into, but it's not anymore. So it's probably fine. Probably fine. Oh, great. Small. I have something else. Okay. Crackerberry. How mad are you at them? Wait, have you been to Cracker Barrel? Did the one in Milford get... I've not been there in a while, so no, I'm not seen yet.
17:48I'm so disappointed because I saw so many people on TikTok, on Reddit, quickly, in like a few hours, mock up a different version of the logo, and it's infinitely better. Even if they went super simplistic, there was one that I saw on TikTok where someone was like, I just added a few lines around the outside to give it some character, and it was like instantly better. Amazingly better. Who did they hire? They paid$700 million to renovate all those stores. Why? They didn't test it on one.
18:19Ethan Nestor:They just roll it out on all of them. I don't know who these firms are that are tricking all these companies. Did you see? I'm not a particular fan or anything, but have you seen the Jaguar rebrand? No. Oh my God. Look at it. So Jaguar, to me, I'm kind of a car person, but not a Jag person. Old school British brand. They make sexy cars. their like classic and awesome and like like big v8 engines like jag like it's the new jaguar logo could be for any company on earth it is the least interesting most disconnected minimalist modern piece of crap logo they paid so much money for it who are these companies that are charging tens hundreds of millions of dollars to be like here's a simple lowercase font with nothing interesting no meaningful connection to your brand imagery or brand legacy or anything it just says jaguar
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19:19Mark Fischbach:in lowercase real spread out there you go is it the yellow one with the capital maybe j but definitely capital g but the a's are lowercase and the r's lowercase i gotta look up the old logo
19:31Ethan Nestor:it was literally had a jaguar in it god yeah it has the jaguar over it it i couldn't explain to you why they went the way they did. I like the old logo with the Jaguar over it. I also like the front view face Jaguar logo that was like the emblem on the cars. Yeah, that's all right. Yeah, that's all right. It looks like classic, but it doesn't look dated or old. It looks cool. Like it's a fucking cool logo. I see this all the time where a company will throw out all of the memories, all of the loyalty all of the associations of the old brand and logo just because some executive comes in and i'm sure this is what happens a new ceo comes in and be like i have the idea to refresh this whole thing sales are stagnating which is good companies if your sales are going like this you're good this is good this is great this is okay that's bad okay good bad it's this is fine even if it's like, it's fine.
20:31Anyway, whatever. It's like, so Cracker Barrel, Denny's did this, Jaguar did this, a whole bunch of companies are doing this. I feel like they're at the tail end of it because now I feel like the trend is going away from this minimalism and it should. We're all going to
20:44Ethan Nestor:look back at this era of minimalism and be like, fucking millennials need to swing violently into maximalism for, for, uh, branding. Give me complicated crests and all kinds of crazy filigree and nonsense it's hard to do it correctly because when you have so much shit in in a logo or in a thing it's like yeah well that actually it's kind of ugly isn't it you didn't do a very good job but also if it doesn't have anything in it it can still be ugly it's not not ugly just because it's simple it's just boring and ugly yeah i know that's going around i the cracker barrel one is uh the hot topic of the day but there's so many companies that just like deleted any character they had in their entire company's logo branding just with like a make it the letter
21:28Mark Fischbach:f for whatever cool toys r us did such a big rebrand that you don't even see any letters now
21:35Ethan Nestor:i thought they were coming back didn't someone buy jeffrey did they i thought they got i thought they got bought but i didn't i don't know if there was if they're gonna relaunched or what thing that blows my mind about cracker barrel is they didn't just change the logo they changed the entire interior which i i didn't know that yeah the entire interior is like this ikea modernist like weird design art deco kind of well they can't be called cracker barrel they should be called
21:59Mark Fischbach:like smooth boring smooth boring is kind of right i know they probably didn't get rid of all the old decorations i hope this is a big ploy to get people to come back as soon as they change it all back but for 700 million dollars seven you know what we could do is 700 million dollars Lots of stuff, I assume. We could renovate Cincinnati's subway system and make it up and functional with$700 million. Less, actually. Or a really big boat. How much is the most expensive yacht? It better be able to go to space for$700 million. Nah, sorry. Most expensive yacht is$4.8 billion. So let's just get the subway system in Cincinnati going and then buy it.
22:38You could still have a boat with the leftovers.
22:40Ethan Nestor:We could still get a pretty good yacht for like$10 million. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's assumed so. Yeah, you can get something that they refer to as a super yacht for 1.5 to 3 million dollars Is that enough yacht for you win a super yacht for three million dollars?
22:56Mark Fischbach:Yeah Yeah, that'd be good. I'd be big enough boat for listen. I don't even need that big. I like I like boat nice pontoon Nice to help. What's nicest pontoon cost? We could definitely afford the nicest pontoon boat. All right Let's plan out Wade's retirement. How many pontoons can he buy? Oh, pontoon. You can get a 21 footer for 29 ,000. 25 footer for 29 ,000, actually. Why not even get a car? I should have just gotten a boat. Yeah. No, you probably should have. I mean, let's be honest. Your car was a boat for a while there. Under the ocean.
23:29Ethan Nestor:Got him. Anyway, yeah. So we kick around like 500 million for the Cincinnati subway. Hey, we could probably take it all the way up to Columbus. Connect those. Forget Cleveland. Connect those. Do we have 700 million? Is someone giving us that? Cracker Rail had it. So they spent, they put it somewhere. We just got to intercept that and then bring it back. Also, did you see the person on the subreddit that assumed when I said we could connect all the cities in America for rail meant I meant literally every city would connect to every other city instead of there would be a good network between the cities?
23:59No, every single city gets its own line. The people in the comments pointed it out and I'm like, I was laughing. It was very funny.
24:06Ethan Nestor:I knew what you meant. millions of train lines between each individual city obviously also bob you didn't tell me how ugly their actual car was too uh which car it's like the preview of the type double zero well that's like a concept but yeah it's not great honestly if i'm if i'm looking at the design it like i wouldn't want that it's not my thing but there are there are aspects of the double zero where it's like, if you did that but better, maybe. I'd never seen... It has an engine in the back, I'm guessing. That's why it has a rear grille. But that look of the rear grille still doesn't look very good.
24:43Ethan Nestor:Are there no windows? Is it one giant windshield? I mean, there are separate panels in it, I think. But yeah, it's one... It's like wraparound glass, the windshield into the side windows and stuff.
24:55Mark Fischbach:It kind of looks like a Grand Theft Auto 3 sports car, like a Cheetah or something.
24:59Ethan Nestor:I'm like, I can see what you're saying. Yeah, it kind of does. Yeah. Also, I just assumed it's electric. It's new and looks ridiculous.
25:08Mark Fischbach:Well, I've got like 10 minutes left to do an episode. You guys want to do an episode?
25:11Ethan Nestor:I have more small talk.
25:13Mark Fischbach:No, I'm at. Yeah, I got enough. Oh, no, guys, come on. More small talk. I wish. I wish I'm in. I wish, man. I'll host again. So I'd love to say I've got so many topics for this. I wish, man. I wish. All right. Well, if there's a part two to this, just know it's not because I'm lazy on topic. creations because I didn't get to all of my beautiful topics. Thinking about refreshing the carpet in your home? Now's the time to do it. For a limited time at the Home Depot, get 10 % off installed carpet projects on trusted brands like LifeProof, LifeProof with PetProof Technology, Home Decorators Collection, and Traffic Master.
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27:38Mark Fischbach:We've done episodes where we've talked about things like tier lists for Santa and ginger dead men and stuff like that.
27:46Ethan Nestor:Yeah, sure.
27:47Mark Fischbach:But it's time for us to look deeper into the folklore. Things like the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, Santa. We need more mascots, but we need them for like adults. Folklore mascots to help adults accomplish tasks. Kids have a few. Adults need some. So we need like an Easter Bunny or Tooth Fairy equivalent for some different things. And I've got some topics and you guys can either disagree or work together to come up with the right mascot. It's really up to you. This is all about creating the best that we can. And we're going to start with one that, you know, Bob, I guess I should have given you like a segue point, but I didn't and I'm too lazy now.
28:23Mark Fischbach:I'll take it. Yeah, that's totally fair. Thank you, Mark. You got it. Thank you. When you have like a yard you have to worry about, which people have like rock gardens or apartments, which is nice because you get to avoid this. But like if you have a yard and you have like any kind of gardening and stuff you need to do, you have to worry about weeds, mowing the grass, tree trimming and bush trimming and all that stuff. We need a mascot. We need we need someone to come in and Reward you for doing your yard work. So, you know Easter bunny brings a basket Santa brings presents Tooth fairy leaves money under your pillow We got to figure out what they're gonna leave what you have to do and what they look like who they are This is our first task the yard.
29:04All right, so before he gets started tell me everything you just said again
29:10Mark Fischbach:Tooth fairy Santa Easter bunny, but for yard work I hear you the whole thing I was not paying attention for the explanation of it I was not paying attention any of it okay let me throw out some words here folklore okay Easter bunny gotcha very Santa right probably not real whoa yikes so we're gonna make our own that could be real maybe we can wish them into reality for yard work so we're gonna create like the tooth fairy or santa that are going to be encouraging for adults to do yard work we got other topics but this is the first one yard work's the first one create for me who is going to reward you and what they give you for doing your yard work i can't get out of my head i'm seeing like a flying rake the rake you're talking about the rake this is this is kind of a kind of a krampus
30:03Ethan Nestor:figure. It's not that you are rewarded with good things for doing the yard work. It's that the rake is not going to hurt you if you do what you're supposed to do. But if you don't do the yard work the rake comes and rakes you into its giant sack and then flies you away to some big compost heap or something and you have to smell shit for the rest of eternity. I don't know if the rake can talk or if it's really more of just like if it shows up, that's bad news and you know it type situation. I just can't get this image out of my head. Alright, a different take on the rake, which is a cryptid. We could call him Rake Man.
30:42Ethan Nestor:Sky Rake. No, let's workshop it. Let's kick it with the workshop. Raker. Yeah. Alright. Okay. Don't like that last one. He's gonna rake ya. Don't like it. He's gonna rake you into his sack. He's gonna come and then dump you in a pile of shit. Shit sack. Is it a person? Is it like just a floating rake? It's just the rake. I think it can't talk, but it can project thoughts into your brain. So it's that kind of thing where like if the rake appears and you make you look at it and like make it lock eye contact with it, you'll get like that voice in your head. If you lock onto it, you're like, you should have mowed the lawn by now.
31:24Ethan Nestor:Come outside so I can get you into my sack.
31:27Mark Fischbach:It knows when you've been weeding It knows when waters do It's kind of demonic, I guess
31:34Ethan Nestor:That's where that's coming from Well, the thing is, like, mowing your lawn And keeping your lawn nice Is just a societal construct So is the rake actually a natural force Or is it some kind of imposed Creation To enforce this Oh, it's like an AI autonomous rake That's just gone crazy It's like an HOA thing Yeah
31:56Mark Fischbach:the HOA folklore I mean the HOA would be some embodiment of the yarn demon make sure he does your work but okay let's I'm okay with the rake so long as this is an HOA experiment in the HOA labs to create the demon of our nightmares to enforce the policy like it looks at the approved shrubbery list and if there's even a single leaf that's not right on your bushes just rips them all up. I've had that happen before.
32:27Ethan Nestor:You're out there mowing your lawn, trying to follow the rules, and the rake appears in front of you and walks on him. I notice your door is a non-approved color. We're going to need you to repaint your entire house. We can see your garbage cans from the curb. You're going to need to cover them or bring them around the back. But it's an elevation change to the backyards, the whole floor down. To build a paddock. This happened to Ethan. Yeah, I like that. That is scary I think everyone could agree that we don't like that the HOA rig. Yeah, we don't like that I like him so long as it's HOA made. I think I'm okay with this.
33:06Yeah, that makes sense
33:07Mark Fischbach:Maybe you guys could go terrifying with this one, too I don't know but what about one that helps adults maintain friendships and relationships? Sometimes as we get older we have jobs We have families lives and we kind of grow apart, but it's important to maintain some friendships and some socializing and I think we need a mascot to help encourage or reward that or punish if you don't I guess
33:28Ethan Nestor:they're not all gonna be negative I just it just felt right for yard work to me they can be positive
33:34Mark Fischbach:you're right and I didn't consider it I'm gonna I'm opening the door for all possibilities here so what were you saying? the paying attention point's definitely going to bomb the wheel ends on that today did you get a new category? what's the new category? Maintaining friendships and relationships Of course We're finding new ones If your previous ones suck Yeah yeah yeah alright so It's the friendship Demon right Okay I mean I'm just saying They're all demons of some kind Is this a nice demon? No Yes yes it is very nice But I'm thinking you know it's like Maintaining friendships is also Responsible for putting people In the friend zone like they are they're not evil by nature but they're a magnetic force to be only friends and keep you as friends so they repel you away from anything more deeper and like elevating to relationships and whatnot or you know romantic relationships but they also keep you in the friend zone why do i feel like we're going to encourage people to perform exorcisms on those that friend zone them?
34:44Hey, whatever it takes. It's the friend zone entity. The F-Z-E. The F-Z. Bob, help me with the name here. Kids call them Fuzzies. Yeah, you get what I'm saying, right? It's this ring. It's like the purity ring, you know, but of friends. They help you keep your friends. They're the warm Fuzzies. Yeah, yeah. The warm Fuzzies. The warm Fuzzies? The Fuzzies? What do we call it? He just said it. Listen, Wade. Next time you wave, Bob says something, listen.
35:14Ethan Nestor:Okay? All right?
35:16Mark Fischbach:Okay? I am stabbing you virtually in Minecraft, allegedly.
35:22Ethan Nestor:I think you're allowed to stab him in Minecraft. I don't think you have to. Is there a punishment? Or this doesn't feel like it has a punishment vibe. This is really more like the thing is that you get friend zone, right? There's a risk to this. But really what they do is they just magnetically attract you to other people. they magically encourage you to hang around other people just the risk is if you indulge the the warm fuzzies you can and will get friend zoned if you're not careful and what's funny is it applies the same things as like the the the weak nuclear force and like the strong nuclear force where if you were to have enough energy to enter beyond the friend zone that would be fusion it would result in a catastrophic explosion and everyone would die around but also if you were to escape that would be fission and it would be a less catastrophic but still very bad energetic release so you're trapped in the friend zone both by the the forces that keep you there but once you're there you can either get closer or escape or you kill everyone around you it's like the friend and horizon the present horizon the friend zone horizon and bob you're the name guy you're the you're the name guy yeah yeah no there's something in that the if friend horizon friend zent horizon Friendscape Velocity Mmm The
36:44Mark Fischbach:Buddy Horizon Making a friend is a bit of an event So what about just like an event The pal hole Or the chum hole
36:51Ethan Nestor:The chum hole You made us You made us invent the chum hole It's the chum hole H's are important don't lose yours I don't feel like anyone could misconstrue what we said.
37:06Mark Fischbach:I don't either. I definitely don't either. I feel like that one is self-explanatory. This one's a difficult one to deal with, and I think we can come up with a good mascot to help with this. As we become adults and get older, we watch the adults that were adults when we were kids also get older. And that's hard. It's hard watching people age. Including ourselves. True empaths understand how hard that can be. Okay. So we need something or someone to aid in helping us get through that.
37:38Ethan Nestor:This demon is called Pilosand. It's actually a demon that can possess small particles of sand and flies around in kind of a cloud form and can sense when someone is having this exact issue that you're talking about and they're having a hard time coming to grips with seeing people that have always been older than them continue to be the same amount older than them, and that just being older because everyone gets older because of how time works. And Pilosin comes and is summoned and goes from being a cloud, a spread out cloud of particles in the air to a pile of sand on the ground. And you can just stick your head in that sand, and then you don't have to see nothing.
38:24Ethan Nestor:Pilosin just wants you To not have to deal with the realities of the world Not have to face any emotions Or complicated bullshit You can just stick your head in Pilosin And everything is fine Because if you ignore it, it's not real That's Pilosin's message Mark, do you need help? Are you with this? No Shush Your honor, please shush May I shush the bench? Okay, so getting people get older is, you know, it's what I think of in The Watchmen. You know? That three day long movie that everyone's seen? Yeah? Blue Penis. Yes. Blue Penis. That's exactly what I'm talking about. Blue Penis. You remember what he said when his girlfriend, wife, whatever was yelling at him because he was cheating on her?
39:17It was not being derogatory to her. You can't have any more Blue penis that's what he yelled at her and then he went to mars yeah pretty much um he said that he could that when you know she he was able to watch his wife grow older visibly every day i think dr manhattan is the entity for watching people get older because he could notice every single cell getting older as it goes along and if you need to put things in perspective you're like oh man They're getting old so quickly. What do you think it's like to him? He'll he'll show you both his penis and He'll zoom in microscopically so easily there's a cell.
39:54Oh that cell. Oh that cell didn't replicate so well. Oh no Oh collagen depleting over there. Oh no. Oh bones getting a little porous, you know I like Bob's
40:07Ethan Nestor:I was just coming around to yours. I like the idea that you have like a like a button or like a Dr. Manhattan symbol And every time you summon him he shows up and he's like Blue penis? And you're like no no no Mom's looking old Not the penis thing Just look at mom let me know Tell me how it's going This penis doesn't get any older You know what I mean Only bluer I hate this Dr. Manhattan Or pile of sand No yeah don't
40:41Mark Fischbach:I withdraw mine It's called Pilosan Pilosan, but not Palosan, which is the Pokemon Alright, well I don't know how to do the points on this Because you agreed with Mark, and Mark agreed with you And neither one of you liked your own idea in the end Or maybe you still did Bob, but Mark didn't like his idea in the end
40:57Ethan Nestor:Whoever has the bluest penis should get that point Oh!
41:03Mark Fischbach:Mark, doesn't count if you shove a carrot down there That's orange I bet your penis would be choking And turning blue from lack of oxygen What the fuck? I didn't choke. But your penis did? Nothing choked. Okay. All right, Bob, this one has more to do with you, but you both can definitely contribute to this. Parenting. You know the pros, the cons, the struggles, the challenges of parenting. What mascot would be there that would help you get through those ups and downs? Is it supposed to help? That's the idea. Maybe it thinks that it helps. Maybe it's not supposed to, but...
41:44Ethan Nestor:So this demon takes the form of basically a Reddit. It's like a big online forum. And whatever current parenting issue you're coming up against, whether you want it or not, the moment in your head that you're like, oh, what do I do? It pops up filled with people giving you helpful advice. But the helpful advice is often in all caps, often has strong implications. that you're abusing your child or that you're unfit to be a parent or that you should feel embarrassed about the decision that you've made or that they're just talking about how they've never let their child even see the light of an electronic screen that they subsist on the dew of the morning grass and the power of the universe and that's the only thing their child needs to be fully entertained and content on a day-to-day basis.
42:41Ethan Nestor:So it's helpful. It's offering you helpful advice on every problem that you might come up against in that way.
42:46Mark Fischbach:Sorry, I get distracted by Mark's hand puppet. What do you mean? Bob, can you see this?
42:51Ethan Nestor:Yeah. Oh, damn. Yeah, no, it's still there. All right, you guys are in full screen mode. I see, I see. All right, okay. All right, never mind then. It's open to distract Wade only. There, I won't look. You get Wade, I won't look. All right, how about this? It's blending into my shirt.
43:08Mark Fischbach:Yeah, maybe on the wheel spin, you can compare the colors. So tell us about your parenting mascot, Mark. Can't be a parent without sex. Don't care what those uppities in the lab say. You gotta have sex to be a parent. I say we already have this mascot. This is Cupid. Maybe not responsible parenting, but I would say no other mascot has made more parents than Cupid. Whether or not this is drunk and in the backseat of a car, oops, no condom. There's a baby. You know, oh no. I did it. There's a baby. You know. Baby.
43:46Ethan Nestor:Ah, we fell down the stairs. Oh no, baby.
43:54We all though hear how babies are done. Baby, you know. She went to shake my hand and I, oh baby. I'm late filing my taxes
44:05Mark Fischbach:And my period baby Doctor we have broken every bone in our body Throwing ourselves down the stairs And we still can't get pregnant What are we doing wrong
44:14Ethan Nestor:Well that was an easy I like the simplicity of Mark Zamper Yeah Cupid he already is there
44:21Mark Fischbach:She is Cupid a guy or girl He's like a little baby man Thing with a cherub
44:27Ethan Nestor:It's like a cherub Are they gendered I mean, they look like, I think they're just kind of babies. I don't know. What's the other one? Aphrodite, isn't that also a god of love of some kind? The Greek goddess of love? Or is that the god of lust or something like that? God of lust versus love. Hmm. Lust is a sin. Okay, we got Anonsa, goddess of the sea, allure, and beauty. Baron LaCroix, Loa of the dead and sexuality. Whoa. Interesting. This is from West African Congo. Vodun. You got Baron LaCroix, Baron Samedi, and Ezrulifreda Dahomey. Ezrulifreda Dahomey? What did you say? You heard me. Ezrulifreda Dahomey.
45:15Love, beauty, jewelry, dancing, luxury, and flowers. That was a nice combo. Right. That's a pretty good combo. If you're rolling stats on that, you know. You're not. Sex isn't in there, but at least you're not the god of dead and sex. You don't want to mix your sex and death. Not always. Anyway, I don't know what I was talking about. Ah, Greek is Greek is Aphrodite, Roman is Cupid. Oh, okay. I didn't know Cupid was Roman. No, but that's not the equivalent. Venus is the Roman equivalent of... Okay, I'm beginning to think they didn't know what they were talking about.
45:45Mark Fischbach:I'm your Cupid. I'm your fire. It doesn't have the same ring to it. It's him! Cupid, get him! Man, I've got some more of these, but I just wouldn't want to push. We'll probably have to do a whole other episode of this sometimes. I'm just going to put those in the back burner. Thinking about refreshing the carpet in your home? Now's the time to do it. For a limited time at the Home Depot, get 10 % off installed carpet projects on trusted brands like LifeProof, LifeProof with PetProof Technology, Home Decorators Collection, and Traffic Master. Plus, with installation starting at just 49 cents per square foot, upgrading your space is more affordable than ever at the Home Depot.
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47:00Mark Fischbach:flip the sip how many more how many more you got six we did like four i guess part two if people like this maybe part two one day in the meantime let me go through the points i did record i'll start with myself i had at least 17 points probably let's see i got one dumbbell porn no dumbbell pun Dumbbell porn Dumbbell pun I hope someone took out their headphones At that exact moment that you said it And it played loud Dumbbell porn Porn alert, porn alert, porn alert This guy's listening to porn I hope that helps someone at their job Bob, you got points for The new jungle Because it reminded me of the fridge jungle Unus Anus is dead Weed trimmer noises Rake, giant sack Jaguar warm fuzzies fuzzies so this demon because you just kept saying the callbacks to this demon i like that the reddit demon and did you say palis and the pokemon pile of sand pile of sand pile sand sand mark you got points for da vinci henry's orange tree an ai assassin your cord nick heart i don't remember nick heart he's from black magic black magic design Cracker Barrel.
48:22Mark Fischbach:That says Cracker Barrel Bob's Point, because Bob agreed to give you a point at one point HOA Experiment Friendship Demon Shush the Bench Dr. Manhattan I don't know, Fusions, Explosions, something rambling, and Cupid Makes Parents. That brings our current score, Mark at 12, Bob at 9, me at 1 The switching of Bob's Point really made a difference here i declare unfair on the final point totals okay what are we gonna no points no points no points no points that would make it uh yeah so what what does this change do i reverse them if
49:04Ethan Nestor:it is unfair and i win i think they should be reversed and if it's uh if it's fair then they stay the same and if it's to be made doubly fair i guess mark should probably get double points or some shit. Well, no, everyone would get double points. It'd be doubly fair. Yeah, that's true. And then we'd be doubly distant, but not impossibly distant. Well, it'd still be impossibly distant. Alright. So I reversed the points if it's... If it's all heads. Okay.
49:36Ethan Nestor:I got heads. Oh. Oh. Fuck! I got head.
49:43Mark Fischbach:But hold on. If I reverse the points, don't I end up with 12. No, you don't. It's just me and him. Ah, fuck. I really thought I was gonna give myself the win there.
49:54Ethan Nestor:I can't believe that worked. Fine. I can still win this, though. If we get golf rules now, I'm gonna fucking riot.
50:06Mark Fischbach:Well, let's see the wheels. We get to see how many spins we get. The more, the better for Mark, who was winning this until Bob's Perfect Heads coin flip call. Which I don't know how I was winning it Honestly I think that was inappropriate and unfair Because I was not paying attention the entire episode I'm not gonna lie
50:21Ethan Nestor:Yeah Mark was literally not even paying attention half the time I was really working here I was really doing stuff I just wrote stuff down
50:29Mark Fischbach:Don't ask me I just keep the points
50:31Ethan Nestor:Alright how many points shall there be One wheel spin to rule them all God fucking damn it better be golf rules God damn Do we have free parking? just nothing happens we have to do nothing square i think but i don't know we have something called you could put free parking but oh man i don't want free parking free parking now do we play the monopoly rules where some penalty goes on free parking if you land on free parking the points accrue on free parking oh yeah no what if what if every point that's taken away goes into free parking we'd have to keep track of it but i think it'd be fun i could have the wheel up and just keep adding any time a point gets taken away we'd have to remember but if we remember it sure why not i'll put zero points on it right now does it start with anything or does it start at zero
51:22Mark Fischbach:it starts at zero and then like as like you pay bills and stuff they start accruing but the first
51:27Ethan Nestor:time someone lands there could be at nothing if we can remember any time points are taken away they go into free parking okay every time points are taken away they go to free parking okay weird
51:38Mark Fischbach:scenario. What if points are taken away and then like unfair is declared and those points are, or the lie thing happens where they become points. Do they still stay on free parking because they were originally negative points?
51:48Ethan Nestor:It's like magic rules. Once a stack is resolved those are all done so you can unwind specific parts but like the free parking is in its own separate thing I think. Hey, I like it. Let's do it. Alright. One spin to rule them all. Alright, this is going to be a hell of a point. I swear to God, if it's surprise golf rules. Oof. All right. Most traveled since last episode. I haven't gone anywhere. Yeah, I haven't really gone anywhere either. I went 10 minutes away from my house once. I went to an office.
52:25Mark Fischbach:Which is the same distance, but probably took twice or three times the time to get to. Yeah, Mark drove a mile, which is about an hour and a half in LA traffic, so.
52:33Ethan Nestor:Okay, wow. All right. It wasn't actually that bad.
52:36Mark Fischbach:Do we want to re-spin this? Probably. If we can't really determine who traveled the most, it's probably a re-spin. Don't do it to me. Don't do it to me.
52:46Ethan Nestor:No! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh my! Holy! You gotta be fucking kidding me! Fucking God! No! Oh! We have 66 options. There was a 1 in 66 chance of that happening.
53:03Mark Fischbach:You won the coin flip just to get golf ruled. Oh, man. That's crazy. That's a crazy finish. Oh, man. Bob continues to be screwed by random chance, even when it's on his side.
53:17Ethan Nestor:I don't understand.
53:19Mark Fischbach:That was what? A one in six? One in 66. But with the coin flip included. Oh, the coin flip was a one in eight. So one in eight times one in 66 chance. The odds of the coin flip favoring you just for you to lose that that it's probably worse than that I don't know anyway mark you are back on top you win Is this my winner's piece? Yeah, please I didn't pay attention to all this episode but I was paying attention when it counted when that wheel was spinning and much like Everything in my life as soon as I start paying attention to it. It becomes real everything that's out of my periphery is not real We are only what we observe to be and once we stop observing might as well be dead because we are.
54:02Thank you.
54:03Mark Fischbach:Well said. Bob, I hope you've had a minute to formulate your loser's speech because the ups and downs of the last few minutes for you are severe.
54:11Ethan Nestor:The overall probability of that happening is 0.19%.
54:17Mark Fischbach:19 times in a thousand? Is that what it is? Or is it even worse than that?
54:21Ethan Nestor:Yeah, no, 19 thousandths.
54:23Mark Fischbach:19 times in a ten thousand?
54:25Ethan Nestor:Oh no, yeah, it would be 19 ten thousandths. or a little less than two thousandths. Two out of a thousand. I deserve that. I deserve that. I knew I was tempting the fates when I decided to call the entire result of the episode unfair. I knew that that was a stretch. I thought it'd be funny, and I didn't think I'd get the one in eight chance of getting all heads. I just thought it would be funny, and I could protest, and it would give me, and then I brought it on myself. Honestly, I manifested that into my own life, and I have no one to blame but myself. I run the wheel, and it's literally just a piece of software I downloaded from the Microsoft Store.
55:13Ethan Nestor:There's no way to manipulate how it outcomes. That's so fucking unlikely. I don't... I deserve that.
55:22Mark Fischbach:if it makes you feel any better i actually threw because surprise golf rules i was on the scoreboard so i think with surprise golf rules being as anyone who's on the scoreboard is eligible when golf rules comes about aren't they it's not just the two competitors we had sort of talked about that being a possibility i think we reserved it for the viewers and listeners but you know i forgot that you were on the board i forgot i didn't submit my scorecard in time so it's like I had the winning lotto ticket, but the numbers expired.
55:52Ethan Nestor:If no one noticed and you already said that Mark wins, then there's really nothing that can be done.
55:57Mark Fischbach:You guys did the speeches, and I just now looked down and was like, wait, I was the lowest score. I deserve this loss too, I guess. So, okay, episode me. Great job, you two. You can find Mark at Markiplier, Bob at MySkirm, me at Minion77 or LordMinion777. Stay tuned for the next one. Stay tuned for the next one where Mark will host. I had to double check. The score changed so dramatically. I had to double check what the final results were. Mark will be your host. Until then, podcast out.
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