Fortunately, Unfortunately (Part 2)

26:50I trust Mark. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Fortunately, I was on a sports podcast, so I knew who he was, and I was able to interpret his movements as basketball moves. And so I then resumed my expertise as doing commentary on the sideline, and I started a podcast there on the spot, and I got so many views. Unfortunately, I kept getting feedback from listeners that they were running out of money and thus unable to continue supporting the sports betting platforms that were making me so wealthy. Fortunately, there's always more suckers out there that are willing to listen whatever slop I give them. So I just started getting all these guests who say they've been shunned or canceled for one reason or another.

27:35And I say, a name's a name, get them on my podcast. I'll give them a platform. So I got all the audience I needed. Unfortunately, my audience listened to me and did exactly what I said. No matter what it was, no matter who I had on the show, they took it as gospel. Hospital. That's what I'll call my new straight to the gospel. They took it as straight gospel and it sent them straight to the hospital. Fortunately, I've lived this lie of being a doctor for so long. I just took over the hospital and started praising the Lord on the way to health. And honestly, business has never been better.

28:20Wade:Can I end it now? Or do you want to, Bob, you want to dig some more? You're the OC. No, you got to stop. You have to kill this. I think I shall. Um, I like it when the rounds end with a gunshot. Uh, Bob, we'll start with fortunately again, because otherwise you're just the same role as you were last time. Yeah, I don't want to be a bummer. Come on. Against all odds, I became the leader of the entire planet. You became the leader of the entire planet. Fortunately, I had been assuming that would happen at some point in my life, so I was completely prepared. Unfortunately, to be leader of the entire world, we had to pick a location and it was up to popular vote and they picked the middle of the Himalayan mountain chain.

29:01Fortunately, there's good air up high So even though it's remote, I'm living pretty good up here in the Himalayas Unfortunately, every time a diplomat tries to visit my office, half of them end up falling to their calamitous demise Fortunately, I invented the internet You may have thought it was invented previously, but I invented it for realsies And now everyone just emails me another invention of mine Unfortunately, they might be good air up high, but there's poor reception I am trying to get emails and I keep wandering around the mountain like this with my phone Hoping to get a connection When are they going to get those damn fiber lines up here?

29:46Fortunately, as the leader of the no longer free world I can recruit as many phone wanderers as I need So I have a whole army of idiots holding my clones of my exact phone around wandering the himalayas and there's basically statues to my need for cellular reception just scattered around the vicinity they all just go hello they slowly freeze to death yeah yeah they don't get jackets no unfortunately while i was hoping for signal i missed some important messages about some war or some people rebelling against me not making the world free anymore or something like that anyway some rockets are now mid-air or something fortunately i am in the mountains which is it's really difficult for missiles to find their way into the mountains the tall rocky peaks screw up their gps signals and they get lost like that Uber Eats driver with your burrito.

30:52So I'm probably fine. Unfortunately, my army of phone holders all seem to be triangulating my position. Pretty much every GPS satellite is focused on this mountain peak at this exact juncture, and I can see the missiles on the horizon. Fortunately, several of my phone wanderers froze in comedic falling down positions and are vaguely in the shape of a toboggan. So I lashed several of them together and ride my phone wanderer toboggan down the mountain to the Valley of Safety. Unfortunately, their phones did freeze into their toboggan final form and the missiles are seeking out the signal. And so I am simply leading the missiles down the slope.

31:44Fortunately, I have the snowball making and throwing prowess of Buddy the Elf after years of living in the Himalayas. So while we're careening down the slopes on my toboggan, I'm firing a literal gatling gun of snowballs into the herd of missiles that are following us and causing them to slightly deviate from their course and crash into each other and some of them are exploding. Unfortunately, while I did manage to Like disperse most of the missiles Their chain of explosions Some nuclear, very impressively Have caused an avalanche And in fact, the entire top half of Mount Everest Is sliding down towards me at high speed Alright Fortunately You stay out of this, Wade Okay, I'm sorry

32:35Wade:I'm sorry, were you trying to end it? If you got one, you could go But I was gonna, I was like, okay Passively end it by sheepishly interrupting me. Oh, I want to see where this goes. All right, well, give me a moment to see if you had something, but if you didn't... Oh, we got something. We got something. Also, toboggan is a sled, but there's also a toboggan hat. It's a term used in the American South, apparently. I think a toboggan is much more broadly and commonly a sled. Not in my stupid brain. You're not from the American South. Ohio is in the North. We border the South. What? What? Kentucky?

33:11Wade:Was the South? I mean Civil War lines May I remind you? Sure North v. South, where was that line? The Ohio River Sure, sure, do they call them that in Kentucky? Is the hat a toboggan in Kentucky? Clearly it must be Exhibit A, I thought a toboggan was a hat I'm engrossed in this story I want to see the leader of the non-free world get out of this It's such a daring situation. I want to know. Sorry, Bob. Back to you. There's an avalanche. Fortunately, I know how to surf. And an avalanche is basically a snow wave. And a toboggan is basically a snow surfboard. So I hop up like a cool guy on my surf toboggan and surf the avalanche down the remainder of the mountain to go even faster to safety.

34:06Unfortunately, while this did work in every way that I just described The bottom is not covered in snow So I am hurtling towards the ground at double the speed of sound And triple the speed of those nuclear explosions, which are remarkably slow And I will inevitably crash and explode into giblets of blood and gore as I hit the bottom of the valley Fortunately, at the moment when I was about to smash into the ground and be turned into a fine pink mist, my reflexes kicked in and I was pulled out of that layer of the dream up one level back into the 15 passenger van that we were all actually sitting in, falling off of the bridge.

34:58And I looked at Leonardo DiCaprio and he said, we gotta go! No! Craprio? Craprio! It's legally distinct from any real people who might exist and have very similar names or roles on their IMDB webpages. Unfortunately, while I did wake up from there, while I was bored on my mountaintop in the eternity of time I spent as leader of the non-free world, I accidentally started spinning one of those little top swallows up there, and I didn't stick around long enough to see if it stopped. So in my subconscious mind, I still think I'm in the dream world and that will inevitably lead me to Take my own life Hi game is that it?

35:39Wade:Who's the host here? I don't know you know you need confidence man confident. I've not get the host in a while I've forgotten how to be forceful guys. Come on. Give me a break I haven't done improv in a minute, but I'm pretty sure what we clapped and the scene we don't go well Everybody? No Okay he's going Alright alright fine you guys are going to decraprio All over my hosting it's cool We wouldn't have gotten decraprio if you'd have stopped it so soon Yeah you were going to cut off decraprio I'm glad I didn't See this is why I was such a good passive host You could cut that off You could talk to the editors man Editors make me look like a better host Wow thanks Alright Mark you're leading this one Okay Somebody asked me if a taco was a cannoli Fortunately, I'm an expert on the subject, and I told him the exact definition of a cannoli in exacting detail so that there was no question or possible doubt as to what that answer would be.

36:38Unfortunately, the person who asked me the question originally was Wade. So after I finished a very long, detailed, accurate, and explanatory explanation of what exactly a cannoli is, and answered his question perfectly, he looked at me dazed and said, Sorry, what? I was singing Shakira in my head to myself. This is accurate, doesn't mean it doesn't hurt. Fortunately, I gave him a compliment, and that's the easiest way to pawn him off, so he still gave me points for my contribution, and the audience won't know the difference, and neither will he. Unfortunately, when he laughed at how good my compliment was, it changed the angle of his head, which just so happened to catch the bright, blasting sunlight and reflect it directly into my eyes, permanently blinding me temporarily.

37:28Fortunately, because I gave that qualifier of temporary permanent blindness, it was able to recover, but not before I played it up for points. And I really hammed up the fact that his shiny, shiny head caused me blindness, therefore getting me headline upon headline about how podcast host Markiplier was blinded by friend. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Sorry, just laughing. That was a good one. Unfortunately, we eventually circled back to the actual question that Wade had originally asked, and I had to inform him, once I made sure he was listening, that cannolis are indeed tacos, which he hates. Fortunately, he wasn't listening then either.

38:09In fact, I'm pretty sure he wasn't listening the entire episode, and possibly even now. So me and the other host, whatever his name is, just went on and started doing our own thing, coming up with our own bits, not really paying attention to any of the rules that he inevitably tried to force on us. And the episode turned out way better for it. Like the audience was all, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a better idea, yeah. Unfortunately, you can't legally call something a podcast if it doesn't have three hosts. and upon this series of events for some reason wade threatened to quit the show altogether thus ruining our podcast fortunately i know some people at the league of ordinary podcasts and they really are okay with us supplementing literally anyone else that's bald in there and people won't even know the difference because they all look the same unfortunately against all odds wade is the only bald person i know in the entire world so the league of ordinary podcast stipulation that it must be another bald person was really tricky and i wasn't sure if we could overcome it

39:32Clap!

39:34Wade:Oh, I thought you were applauding how good this was. No, I was forcefully ending the scene. The scene was so good, he was giving us raucous applause. I've even got Shia LaBeouf in an audience seat way back there who was standing up to clap, too, and I had to stop him and say, not yet, the singing portion hasn't happened. That's right, I forgot the rest of this is a musical, guys. Oh, so you have musical samples prepared. Two-sentence musical horror stories. No, you used to play music, Bob. Just play something. I don't mind hot music. I can do it. I mean, I'll do it, but when you wake up in the morning, you have to open your eyes.

40:11The hell! The hell! The hell! Now that we've been posting clips again, which, you know, we should do, because if we were good podcasters, we would do that, which we don't, but whatever. Nah, whatever. Nah, whatever. Who watches clips?

40:25Wade:This is why we only get to contact the League of Ordinary Gentlemen or pod whatever the fuck you said League of Ordinary Podcasters I guess loop League of Ordinary Podcast Bob Europe this one how could this one Possibly go off tangent you guys you guys will be focused on this This is a whole fun D &D like scenario Your gaze turned toward the wizard trying to destroy you Fortunately I already had my weapons drawn and my shield had a plus one magic defense. Unfortunately, his staff comes at a natural plus three in magic offense. So I was on the back foot. Additionally, given that he was already looking at me, I noticed his lips moving.

41:12He was midcast. I was basically screwed. Fortunately, he wasn't far enough away to avoid my heroic leap attack. So I just went for it and just... to attack him with my sword. Unfortunately, I didn't know that he was one of the most preeminent wizards of levitation spells. And he caught me midair as I was jumping and I just started going, Oh, man! And my sword fell out of my hand and I just looked really embarrassing. And I was like, Oh God, not only am I going to die, I'm going to die real ashamed. Hope no one's phoning me. Oh my god. Someone's taping me right now. Oh god. I'm being streamed. No one's phoning me.

41:57Oh man, and I said phoning wrong. It's really embarrassing. Oh god, I'm so embarrassed. Fortunately, one of my favorite hobbies is my, uh, what are those puppets called? That I know all so much about. It's ventriloquism. One of my favorite hobbies is practicing with my ventriloquist puppet. And so I start in on my routine immediately when I realize I'm trapped in midair. But I am both the human and the puppet in this scenario. Unfortunately, the wizard didn't really get what I was going for, even though I was really giving him all my ventriloquisms. And I was like, I was doing the delayed talk.

42:41I was doing the talk after I talk. You know throwing my voice over here and there and and he was just like I'm just gonna blast you anyway As if he didn't care. It's like he didn't even care. I was given the performance of my life. It's like he didn't care Fortunately, I had one move left. I Dramatically took my ventriloquy hand up in the air and then hooked it around and Reached up my own ass to make it crystal clear exactly what bit I was doing right now so that the wizard had to start laughing and appreciating my jokes. Unfortunately, while the wizard started to get it and he gave me one of those like, yeah, that just kind of felt worse.

43:25Like he, I now get that he understood what I was going for. It's just like, it was like a pity laugh. And I was just like, oh man, now my hands are all the way up here and that's all I get. And this is how I die and I'm being phoned right now. Oh man. Again, embarrassing.

43:40Wade:Well, unless you want to keep going that you said that was your last trick So I thought it was your last one Bobby good. I have lots more tricks, but you can end it if you want That's up to you. I shall take it here. Oh, man, because I mean it felt like a pretty good button Listen to someone who likes laughs you take the pity laughs even if you don't like them Yeah, I'm never gonna turn away a pity laugh. Oh, do you guys want to do one more? You guys want to stop there? Mark you start this one right? Yep. Yep a night on the town is exactly what I needed Fortunately, it's exactly what I needed and I feel very rested.

44:11I feel restored going to that comedy night Hitting the bars with my friends. I had a great dinner. I even got some girl's phone number. It's great. Life's great I won't call cuz I'm married of course, but you know Mark you dog

44:30What a dog he's got that dog in him we talked about what the

44:34Wade:I don't know if we did or not, but probably. Yeah, we did. I'm sure. I'm sure. Yeah. I'm sure we talked about that. Who needs context? Unfortunately, while the comedy club was fine, the town I went out on was Dayton, Ohio, which if you don't know about Dayton, Ohio, it's not a great town. Fortunately, while I was there, I picked up a few pamphlets about how to improve my local community. And even though it may not have been my local community, I can always lend a helping hand. And so for the next few weekends, I volunteered again and again at various places to help the town with all of its needs.

45:12Unfortunately, I didn't realize until the end of the first month of all of my volunteer hours that what volunteer means is not paid labor. I assumed I would be earning a paycheck for all of that hard work I put in. And let me tell you, I gave them quite the earful about that. When they told me I would in fact not be getting paid. Fortunately, they listened to my earfuls and they changed the town's policy so that all rendered services for charitable purposes must be paid. That's what they're going to call it now, charitable purchases. Because, you know, all labor must be compensated. And I think that's going to do wonderful things for the community.

45:54Unfortunately, business leaders immediately saw the flaw with this new legislation. and moved on from tricking people into working for them with charitable contributions to the next level of quasi-charitable non-contributory labor. It's as confusing as it sounds. Fortunately, in all of my meeting people and my fun night on the town, I happened to meet the CEO of every business that worked and headquartered in Dayton, Ohio, of which there are many and very prestigious. And I got lucrative deals in all of this charitable, non-volunteer, volunteer work. And I got a cut of everything as the person that introduced the legislation and the person on the board of all the companies that found a way to find every loophole in it.

46:45I am loaded with money. Unfortunately, the money stopped coming in once we realized that we duped every loser in Dayton into working, not working for us for unpaid paid labor. And I couldn't convince anyone that it was worth going to Dayton, Ohio just to earn some money.

47:06Wade:Dean. Take that, Dayton. I don't know if Dayton's in any better shape than we started, but, you know. I was just going to say, fortunately, Dayton's the Goshen of Cincinnati. And that means that there's a vestigial body. There are four people who get that joke And three of them are in this call I don't even know if Bob gets that joke You get that joke, you get that joke What, the Goshen joke? Yeah, I get that Okay, I don't know if you know Goshen Yeah, you get that joke, everybody gets that joke They got a pay lake and a LaRoses Pay lake? What the hell They got a pay lake They go fishing over there, you gotta pay to fish Is that a good thing or a sad thing that they have a pay lake I don't know, man, I'm just saying They got a pay lake, they got some They got a LaRoses I don't, you know, take it for what it is.

47:49Wade:Nobody has the roses. The Holtzman's Donuts over there. Shout out to Holtzman's Donuts. I gotta save that in my book for bits to you. They got a pay lake. They got a pay lake? They got a pay lake. They do. That's such a redneck thing to say, too. It's great. It's like a toboggan hat, you know? They got a pay lake and a Coors Light vending machine. I go there on my honeymoon. All right, Bob, you lead this one off. The family and I arrived at the zoo as planned. Unfortunately, after all these years, I was expecting to walk in and find my favorite animal at the zoo Harambe, living it up and in his enclosure just like he always did That was fortunately Oh wait, am I fortunately?

48:32You're fortunately, yeah You sure were Fortunately? That was just a joke Fortunately, it was a beautiful day and the weather was perfect Great for zoo stuff Great for seeing my favorite gorilla, Harampe. Unfortunately, the rogue hit squad that is the zookeepers of Cincinnati Zoo were feeling extra itchy today, and they were out on patrol with their rifles looking for something or someone to shoot, and they spotted me walking down.

49:08Wade:This episode's being called Unfortunately There's a Sequel. That's what the name of this is. I've decided. Fortunately, I had chosen not to wear my favorite Harambe costume that day, so they didn't mistake me for a zoo animal that they needed to take out. Unfortunately, all the TV screens around me suddenly slipped over to an announcement saying, The zoo purge will begin in five minutes. All animals will be released to purge their sins. like find seek shelter or good luck oh no it was animal purge and i was in the middle of it fortunately i had had this dream many nights leading up to this day and i knew that where we really needed to go was the pachyderm house like a fortress built out of limestone i knew that if we could get into the pachyderm house we would be safe unfortunately the pachyderms which are elephants, if people didn't know, are the richest of all the animals.

50:15And so they were preparing themselves to expunge all of their own frustrations and also guarding their house with extreme high cost security measures. I was walking into the most dangerous place I possibly could, but maybe there was a chance. Fortunately, I got my wife and kids to go in front of me because I was like, ah, they're chasing us. I'll keep you safe from behind. So they walked into the pachyderm's defenses first. Fortunately. For me? What are we talking about here? That is fortunate. That is fortunate. Unfortunately, despite my family's noble sacrifice, and yes, they did absorb all of the bullets that they had in their sentry guns, There was a locked door at the end of the hallway.

51:11What was I gonna do? Probably can't get anything right. Fortunately, I happen to subscribe to the lockpicking lawyer on YouTube. And I've seen him pick hundreds of locks. Some of them with a simple can of Diet Coke. Some of them are as easy as just whacking it on the ground at the right angle. So despite having no actual experience or tools in my possession, I knew if I could find a bobby pin and something else, I could get right through that locked door. Unfortunately, as I opened the door, I suddenly realized why the defenses were active and the door was locked as I came eye to eye with the family of pachyderms that was there sheltering for safety.

51:56And they all looked at me. Fortunately, in this universe, finding Nemo rules apply. and I realized I could probably speak pachyderm. So I put my hands up as a sign of pacifism and I said... This episode is brought to you by ChatGPT. Hey, it's Bill Simmons from the Bill Simmons Podcast. Have you guys heard about ChatGPT work? It's the new way to use ChatGPT for bigger multi-step projects. And when you need more than just answers, Give ChatGPT work access to your apps and files, and it can create real work documents like spreadsheets, slides, and structured reports. Get started at ChatGPT.com by selecting work mode available on Plus and Pro Plans.

52:51And they believed me? You're using too many fortunately. Yeah, well unfortunately I said that last part as a question and the answer was no

53:11Wade:Well done guys this was this was an episode uh you guys had some no but moments you had some yes ands it was a good no I was very very particular about not no butting I was accepting all of it in i may have know about it a few times that's all right therefore we know about it a few times but it was good it was dead we comrade all right let me go through the points here bob you got points a pull uh points for give them a point green thumb decraprio uh leader description of me i don't know what i was starting to write here but all i wrote was men Men Just men I got the men point I'll take it Oh mean I think it's supposed to be the word mean You were both being mean You just got mean points Those are very different words Plus one magic defense My favorite hobby That thing with puppets Yeah I got there I got there Puppeting yourself with your own hand You got the night on the town point Fortunately A joke Fortunately a joke Oh yeah because you started off with like the unfortunately on the last scenario you're like unfortunately that was a joke oh right packaderm uh hut i think i don't know packaderm something house house that's the word i wrote and your elephant noises mark you got points for i see two paths callback you were in cans you wasted in all caps like gta style and onion gopro or like go no because you're not get one oh come on man league of ordinary podcasts you are mean phoning me he's when he was getting recorded he was like they're phoning me oh no oh oh yeah they're phoning me you were trying to fix dayton with charity work uh-huh yeah then you got a charity point zoo purge was really funny uh and zoonarios i don't know you got another zoo point right now that brings the total i probably I should have been counting 13 points for Bob, 11 points for Mark right now.

55:18Wade:So Bob is ahead by two going into the wheels and feel like I was going to be ahead, but I'll take it. Did I get a cans point? You did. You did. Cause I remember thinking, Oh no, somebody let him out. Anyway, we'll spin, huh? How many spins will we spin? Please be over. One. Damn.

55:40Well, Either I'm gonna win or something really

55:43Wade:Bad is gonna happen Alright so the list I'm gonna listen to my nephews My mom, my in-laws And remove the last time we had sex From the wheel No you can't just remove, you gotta remove What were the rules to remove? We literally said that in the council episode We could start removing stuff if we wanted to No if it came up and we didn't know what it did We can remove it, that was the official ruling I thought we could remove too in general Look here, how about this? How about this? Your motion is on the table. We'll put it to the subreddit congressional panel. If that is the thing we decided, they will correct us and this will be retroactively removed.

56:23For now, we're going to leave it, but we'll say if it comes up today, maybe we don't remember what that means. We'll all pretend like we don't know what that means. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The most unambiguous winner wheel thing in our history. and I don't know what that means. It could mean anything. And you guys can lie if you want this particular one removed. You know, I think when it was proposed, the rule was actually who got laid most recently, and that could have multiple definitions, and I think someone wrote it in as sex. I think you put it on the wheel, didn't you?

56:57Wade:I'm the only one who has ever put anything on the wheel. Well, no, no, you wrote it. I think Mark proposed it is what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's why I think it was who got laid most recently, but you know. Well, I don't know. I'm not the one who wrote it so I couldn't tell you if it's inaccurate who got laid most recently laid off yeah that could be anything wait what are we adding let's go with uh healed the world the most since the last episode you know the right since the last episode oh that's so nice this could be like like Bob planted stuff you know he's contributing to uh creating life uh I could be doing like charity work.

57:36Wade:I definitely didn't. The amount of jet fuel that was burned on my flights to and from. It wasn't a private jet, but hey, I was sitting there in business class. You know, they have, I, you know, I never know what the difference between business and first is. I mean, business is great. I don't know what it could possibly be more because it's like you got the live flat seat and everything. But there's like four first class seats behind a partition up there. And I'm like, what could they possibly be giving them? I guess someday I'll know You gotta fly that next time and tell us It's actually just where they put the suitcases and shit And they just call it first class just to create the mystique Of like I didn't even see anyone go in there They're always sold out so you can never get one But you always want Interesting Alright Spend number the only one And I'm sure nothing bad will happen Huh?

58:28Point for Wade You know I don't remember what that means Do you remember what we meant when we wrote that down? Yeah, it's a weird one

58:37Wade:Alright, so, uh, by default Before anyone can vote on this, the winner is Bob! And subreddit, don't forget, you have You have a duty, you must review Wade's request to Remove, did we say that hosts can Remove stuff, or is it the thing that Mark and I said Where if it comes up and we don't remember, I'm pretty sure It's what Mark and I said, but I believe it's the don't remember thing, but I think we need Just need to give the subreddit more congressional power. This is a Democratic Republic podcast. Yeah, exactly. And eventually they'll need to vote for their representatives and we'll have an electoral college of the subreddit that will fairly There's too many people for a direct vote.

59:16The technology doesn't exist.

59:18Wade:This is our podcast, Democratic comrade. Yeah, exactly. Yes. Exactly. We podcast comrade. Or wait. Everything's fine. I thought I actually just shut my computer down mid recording you might have I just almost did that was almost whoopsie it's like a wizard what do you have a big button on your desk the only function of which is to turn your computer off how do you almost shut your computer off I set my point score thing on like the windows button and my mouse just happened to be hovering over where shutdown was it was a real comedy of errors that happened there that was the most sincere shock I think I've ever seen you display.

1:00:02Wade:Ooh. It was shocking. I was like, oh no, not like this. Ooh. Mark, loser speech. I feel that there are many things in life that will come at you hard and fast, and so I say avoid those things. Take the soft path. Take the road of avoidance, and though I have lost today, this has nothing to do with this speech at all. I'm using it as an opportunity to guide you towards the cushy life. I got a taste of it. It was great. I will do anything in my power to chase that high again and again and again. And so it has ruined who I am, but I am passing that ruin off to you, our lovely audience. Enjoy the ruin, audience.

1:00:47Bob, winner speech. I honestly, I'm a little surprised. I felt like I wasn't winning. And then we got to the end and I was like, oh, Mark's going to have a strong lead. and then the numbers just came. I don't know if there was cheating or if people were stuffing ballot boxes or what happened, but, you know, I'm not going to ask questions. I'm just going to take the win, smile, just assume peaceful transfer of hosting duties and it's going to be great. It'll be great for everybody.

1:01:14Wade:Well accused and said, I suppose. Accused who? Who accused? No accused. Stuffing on the ballot, I mean, the only person who's stuffing the ballot is me, so there's stuff in the ballot box. Hey, you know, you can We can insinuate corruption all you want He's not declaring it Listen, my name might be Jerry Mander But that doesn't mean I do anything illicit I don't know who that is You can just call me Mr. Mander You can follow the podcast Probably should We just celebrated five years of making episodes together So there is and or was new merch So check it out There might still be some, I doubt it But there could still be some Go follow the guys Bob at my scrum, Mark at Markiplier Me at Minion777 Or LordMinion777 What?

1:01:53Wade:It's sold out There is not merch, but there will be more merch soon Probably. Iron Lung, when is it coming out? May 31st on YouTube If you've never gone to YouTube For buying movies, you can So do, support Iron Lung Which, I mean, seriously, do It was a really good movie, I think you did a great job on it Thank you And compared to how the industry works The fact that you succeeded in not only making an amazing movie But having the success you did still blows my mind So if you guys continue to support it changing the world. It's on the wheel now. We want to change the world. So let's do it. Thank you kindly.

1:02:27Wade:That's it for me. Stay tuned for the next one. We'll Bob will host. Give us a banger and we'll keep it going. Until then, podcast out.

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