I Miss The Old Distractible (Part 2)

23:42There's no way the future holds this. Couldn't be. Who went first? Wade, you went first. I could roll the dice for every time it goes first. No, that would not be. You're the host, man. Do what you think feels right, you know? Well, I'm going to roll it. It's not going to change anything who goes first. It's still going to be Bob goes first. I just want to see. Honor the Sabbath. That one's definitely Wade 2 somehow. I don't know how, but that one's definitely Wade. Anyway, Bob, you're up next And in honoring our Sabbath We're going to talk about Oh shit moments In our past And for the description of what this is The guys discuss their bathroom close calls Expired meet and hospital visits included Underwear left behind That is the description of oh shit moments from the past And go Uh, I ate a hot dog from a non-branded gas station.

24:41I'm not going to throw anyone out of the bus. Feel free to sponsor us gas stations. And then I was on campus at UC, and then I shitted my pants while I was trying to gain access to an IHOP carryout location bathroom, but they wouldn't give me the code, so I had to order a latte while I was shitting my pants. Wasn't that the same story you told from this very episode? I don't think so because that happened after that episode Oh it happened after never mind alright The story I told during this episode was I ate some expired meat from the freezer That I made into Paschetti And then I was driving to visit my friends at Purdue University And I had to Dramatically find a bathroom along the highway Which I pulled into a place that didn't have A bath as a whole thing This was different I did not do anything unspeakable To the bathroom itself in this new story I just had a problem And my underwear did not survive Alright, I'm reinstating that point.

25:36Mark Fischbach:Wade! I had a day where I thought I could eat like I was 14 again and I had a bunch of candy and that was basically my lunch and then I decided, ooh, you know what, some like Indian food sounds really good for dinner. You know, it goes really good after having Indian food. It's like a whole pint of ice cream and then a couple of like sodas. Realized that I was expecting a package in the mail and I went outside to go check the mail, walked out to the mailbox. You know I had a weird diet so a little fart came out and then I knew oh god That was more it was more than from the fart. I felt it I know I knew I was in trouble and I had to do that awkward like Pinch run where you squeeze the cheeks and you run all the way back up the driveway to get into the house Cool story Wade, James shoot his pants and I leaked in the car

26:23Did I get it? Did I get it in? I think you got it in there, I think you got it in Okay, if you want to know more about that story, there's more details, but I just wanted to make sure I got that one in. We had to take the car seat apart. It was a whole situation. We were in Minnesota. It was not good.

26:37Mark Fischbach:Kind of forgot it was supposed to be a whole back and forth. I just really wanted to tell my story. Yeah, no, I knew that both of you were strategizing about boxing the other one out. It was very high-level play. Yeah. All right, Wade, you're going first, and hey. All right, speed round. I got this. This one's right up your alley. Wait. Oh, I thought this episode was... well, I already picked it, so. Do not murder again. Wade, don't murder. That's me. All right. I don't know. One day I'll ask for an explanation as to why that's me, but that's me. I thought this was something else because the episode is titled dreams and nightmares.

27:08And I thought this was your speech, but it's not. The guys recount their night terrors. The first they remember in the ones that recur. Plus I explore how memory relates to dreams. So talk about dreams and talk about nightmares.

27:20Mark Fischbach:Go. Man, I had a dream the other night that I was like, this is a while ago. There was some girl who was like in trouble and I kept trying to save her. But every time I tried to save her, like things just kept going wrong and I kept going wrong. I could never save her. And I don't know. I woke up and I was just really sad. Very sad for like two straight days about this fake person I couldn't save. Couldn't save. Save girl. Failure. Okay, Bob. I had a dream and in the dream I was driving a car and I couldn't figure out what kind of car it was and it didn't really matter, but it made me really mad.

27:49And then when I woke up, I Googled cars for like half a day and I couldn't find it. And I think I imagined it. All right. All right. Mad about.

27:57Mark Fischbach:Random dream that I was dating or married to someone that we graduated with and I'd never talked to this person ever But all I remember really about the dream is that everywhere she went she was wearing rollerblades She was just skating around the house skating outside. She was just always in rollerblades. I mean, it's pretty cool But yeah sad all right Bob. I had a dream that I was it was a nightmare I was taking a really painful poop and I kept like waking up and be like oh It was just a dream But then I was still I was on the toilet and then I was back in it and it was like a cyclical like never-ending nightmare Of I was trying to get this painful poop out, but I kept waking up to being exactly where I was trying to poop That's very funny the never-ending dream All right, but wait, I think I had a close encounter with this someone I can't remember how but I remember had a dream or nightmare about sitting on the toilet And I thought that the seat lifted up and closed and just crunched my penis under it And then I was afraid to use the toilet seat for a while Oh, I get that.

28:53That's a valid fear. That's a valid fear. The power went out one night, and so I couldn't use my CPAP machine to sleep, and so I was having trouble sleeping. And then I just had a bunch of dreams that entire night that I was suffocating because I kept, like, snoring, and I'm accustomed to using my CPAP machine now, and it was really unpleasant. Well, damn. Are you sure you weren't actually dying? I may I mean it's possible that's not a good thing that that was happening but there wasn't much I could do about it no electricity no machine that keeps me from dying oh well you guys are gonna love the next one it's about machines that keep us from dying or no no you guys are gonna love it in November 8th 2021 was the first episode called old men oh no we are now Much older than this date But the entire episode was us talking about Getting older And I want to remind you guys We were 31-32 When this episode came out What's it like being old now?

29:51Go Bob! I told the story last episode about the go-karts And I will just say that We were also We also threw axes as part of my brother's Fun birthday thing It was like an at a place in a cage And I had done that before but it had been like over a year since I'd thrown an axe. I was like, I know how to do this. And I stepped up and it was a really lightweight axe. And I did one throw and my elbow just went. And then I like couldn't bend my arm for a second. And I was like, oh, I'm dead. But it just, this was immediately after the go-kart. So it was probably related, but it's bad that when bad things happen now, I don't think, oh, that'll just, that's fine.

30:31I think it's broken. I'm dead. I'm going to pause because I'm going to sell a story here also about me getting older. because I had said to Amy out loud, and this was my first mistake, man, I haven't hurt my back in a while. I think me not working out for this long has like given it whatever it was time to heal. That night, I pick up one of the computers I'm working with, pull my back. I had not pulled my back in like six fucking months. And I think it was because mentally my body was like, oh, you haven't hurt yourself in a while. Whoa, it's that time of year. Crick. And so ever since then, yeah, my shoulder blade area of my back has been a little in pain.

31:11That's probably fine.

31:12Mark Fischbach:Similar note, I didn't have my shoulder surgery because I'm like, oh, my shoulder's actually doing a lot better. Literally last night, went to lay down and my God, because I got not getting my neck comfortable. Every time I thought I could start to fall asleep, just like a sharp pain would shoot up through my neck from my shoulder. Oh, but I'm too old for the surgery now. Too old for surgery. I think that's a goose. All right, Bob. My whole life, I've had that thing that I think a lot of, if not all guys have, where no matter how heavy something was, I'd look at it and I'd kind of like try it and be like, ah, I could carry that.

31:44And this exact cabinets, I think it was this one. I actually almost died because all of this was in pieces in the garage. They dropped it off and I carried them all down by myself. I didn't ask for help. I didn't wait until I could get help because I tried it and I was like, ah, I can carry those. and this one is really tall and I was carrying it by myself and it caught on the ceiling and I started to bend over backwards while I was walking down the stairs with this and I was like this is gonna crush my head or break my neck or god knows what I literally just by the skin of my teeth saved it set it down stopped what I was doing and was like I'm not gonna get help and then moved all the rest of it by myself anyway but I'm getting I'm clearly getting older because it almost got me this time.

32:27I actually died of old age! Yeah, that's my bid. I don't think I could give that point because you're clearly not dead. I got better. What if he's undead? Not alive, just undead. Oh, Bob, how do you feel about this? Do you feel like if this was in that old time, would we have given that point?

32:44Mark Fischbach:Can I remind you of the rules of the last one? We didn't have to tell the truth? That was the last one. I didn't say that here. It's implied. It's kind of implied, but he didn't say it, so I'm conflicted. As a person who would benefit from Wade not getting the point, I feel like I'm obligated to say, he shouldn't get that point, obviously. I'll give you nothing. I'll take it. As I declare unfair! All right, okay, all right. I had a feeling that was good. I thought you were going to say, I'll give you the point if you can die right now of old age. Come back. I just want to die live on episode wins.

33:22Here's how it goes. We're going to flip. If it's all heads, it was unfair, and I'll reverse. I'll let you get that point. If it's mixed, nothing. If it's tails, you have to die and come back to life on camera. All right, fair. All right, fair. All right, we all said fair. All right, here we go. Three, two, one. Boom. Heads. Heads. Damn. Nothing happens. We all walk away from this. Marks was tails for anyone who's - Mine was tails, sorry. Tails. Not watching.

33:48Mark Fischbach:It wasn't focusing right away, so I was like, heads, heads, and blur. It was close to him, but I'm not gonna give that to you. Alright, I was almost 50 50. Okay, how about All right, Wade young and stupid Oh, we're going yeah, so when I was a kid I had this little tricycle I like to ride around and whenever I was riding it one day I thought I could pop a wheelie I could not pop a wheelie and I fell off and bumped my head and I didn't like my tricycle anymore Mm-hmm. Okay wheelie failure got it. I was in eighth grade young my algebra teacher was like or my geometry teacher was like what's the pythagorean theorem and i was like a plus b equals c and he was like they're all squared idiot stupid

34:40Mark Fischbach:oh i remember those little icies where you had to clip the top of it off and you'd squeeze out the icy somehow i always clipped those things the wrong way and i would still like somehow shove it in my mouth to the point it would like cut the side of my left mouth and I would always bleed on this stupid pointy plastic Cuz I don't know what angle I cut it at you cut it the long way No, no, no, I still cut the short way, but it was like the little the little ends were still pointed somewhere like hurt my mouth You were really stupid. I get it Bob I was in seventh grade and I was wearing one of my collectible NFL jerseys a Steve Young Jersey young I I set my trombone down on the edge of a counter.

35:18I balanced the bell on the counter and just let it sit there. And someone else walked by and knocked it over. And it literally was so destroyed that I think they scrapped it. Stupid. You're right. That is young and stupid. Wade.

35:30Mark Fischbach:When I was young, I started a really bad habit of biting my nails. And now I still bite them and I've hurt my teeth. Stupid. All right. That was great. Well done, guys. Terrible habit. Don't bite your nails. That's how you get. I still remember that TikTok where somebody said, you're going to get pinworms. You're going to get pinworms. Did you ever see that, Bob? Yes. Why didn't you ask me? Well, you're not on TikTok. Damn it, you're right. All right, okay. We're going to go cryptids are scary from January 10th of 2022. Now, I don't know what cryptids we talked about in that episode, but if I find that you say one of the same cryptids we talked about then, I'll retroactively take the points away.

36:09I'm lying Bob you're up go I know something we didn't say in that episode cryptids aren't scary

36:17Mark Fischbach:that's my whole statement all right good statement Wade in Australia they have bon yip which looks like a panther in the water eating a manhole a manhole no like a man hole a hole for a man or a whole of a man a whole man speaking of cryptids who live in holes in south africa they have one called the groot slang which is a serpent elephant hybrid that lives in a cave called the wonder hole wait wait an elephant snake serpent elephant hybrid that lives in the wonder hole wait all right i gotta pause the timer here wait hold on what's in a wonder hole who knows what surprise it is a wonder hole can hide does it have tusks or wait how is it a hybrid those are the two animals that my brain cannot hybridize do you want to do you want to see mark yes i want to see we're stopping this all right hang on i'll i will show you and you will see what the fuck you know i'm not gonna let all you viewers out there.

37:27It is an elephant serpent hybrid. Viewers, you can see that. Listeners, he's describing it for you, actually. It's so clear, but I would not know how to describe it more than that to you. It is, I'm telling you, it's an elephant serpent. What the fuck? He was right. All right, okay. All right, we're gonna start the timer back up. When Wade, you're gonna go and boom.

37:45Mark Fischbach:In Australia, they have another one. A large, hairy man. It's called Yowie. It's called what? Y-O-W-I-E Yowie Are you sure about that? What was it? It was just Try it again Uh Yowie Alright That's probably the one A large Hairy Human-like entity It's just a hairy man Do you know why I'm laughing? No No Why? Is it because I'm bald? No This is one of the things Where the subreddit's gonna be like I get why Mark's laughing I'm too busy Trying to get another point here England A land of milquetoast imagination Is Has a cryptid known as the Owlman. It's an owl with some man-like features and it doesn't do anything scary It just is an owl man.

38:31Mark Fischbach:In Arkansas, Fouke Monster! He got it in! What was it? Fouke Monster? It looks like it. Fouke? Fouke? It's F-O-U-K-E Monster. K-E Monster. Alright, I gotta look this up to confirm it. It's a hominid or other primate. I don't know There's not much description of it. I just like the name Fouke Monster. We got a Fouke Monster. It's also known as the Boggy Creek Monster. I don't see any reference to it being called the Fook Monster I see it if you the Wikipedia has it. Yeah, okay. All right. It's valid All right that point stands there was a film about it the Boggy Creek Monster film Why were you laughing about the yaoi so yaoi?

39:09I think that's what how it's pronounced in in the Japanese world of porn there is I'm not sure if these are parallel but there's hentai and then there's how do you spell it it's called yaoi yeah so that's that's uh homosexual erotica in japan and when you were like there's a large hairy man called the yaoi i

39:28Mark Fischbach:was like is there is sarah wade why would i know that i don't even know what porn's called american you're the guy who got the hentai tattoo i gave you the point man oh we missed talking about the not deer the not deer it's not a deer

39:50okay all right we got we got time for a couple more so we're gonna we're gonna go into this it would be really cruel of me to put you guys in the episode of the funniest joke in the world yeah i agree we're skipping past that one because this episode was a search for the funniest joke leads the guys down a path of sticking classic joke setups into ai word generators with hysterical results. Everyone loves that stuff. So the only way to do that would be to have you both pull up ChatGPT and have it tell the world's funniest results and see how it compares to back then. What if we have to prove that humanity is superior by coming up with funnier jokes ourselves?

40:28That would be great. If you think you can do it in two minutes, I'll let you roll with it. But I feel like the subreddit would be upset and then we'd all be depressed because of how unfunny ChatGPT would be or how funny it would be either option makes everyone sad all in agreement i wasn't listening all right wade you're doing it no you don't even have a subscription to it he would deserve that but all right we're going with worst piece of shit episode ever all right before we start i

40:58Mark Fischbach:gotta tell you why i was zoned out because you started talking about jokes and i kept trying to think of how i could buy a ball at like like a basketball at an aldi and end with a baldy joke and I couldn't land it. But that's where my brain was when you said my name. Mm. So I just want you to be on that journey with me that I was working on your topic but wasn't listening to you actively. But like Baldy? Am I funnier than AI guys? I have not started the world's worst piece of shit episode ever, Wade. You gotta save it.

41:31Who's going first on this one? Wade, it's up to you. You can't rehash that one. All right, worst piece of shit episode ever. It's me. It's Wade. Are you done? That's it. He's done. Go. Oh, okay. Anyway, I was driving the car the other day.

41:49I was just going to say I was in the car. I went to a drive-thru. It's not that funny.

41:57Mark Fischbach:Good one, Wade. All right. In this episode, I don't really have a topic. So you know what? We're going to do a tier list. What is the best episode we've done? guys uh i had a great idea for this one i actually made a custom gpt and it is gonna host the episode i'm just gonna be the avatar for chat gpt i'm just gonna read whatever it says and i'm gonna type whatever you say into it and i think everyone's gonna be really on board with this especially the subreddit all right best jerry seinfeld uh seinfeld puns uh what's the deal with hairline food. To get your hair to grow back, guys. Come on, that's a good one, right?

42:39Alright, I had an idea for another bit. I was just gonna move my microphone away like this, but then as I was thinking of it, I was like, oh, that's what I did the first time. That's so fucking meta. I love it. Alright, Wade, can you get one in?

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43:57All right, we got time for one more. One more. Unless.

44:01Mark Fischbach:Unless what? I don't know. It's like saying that sometimes. All right. Hill I will die on. It's time for even more hot takes for things that you won't let anyone else take you off that hill for. Ready, Bob? Uh, yeah. All right. And go. I'm on a hill I will die on. Uh, I'm going to call the president because he'll know what to do about this meteor that's going to kill me on this hill. Uh, no solutions. I'm going to call Mark. Uh, no solutions. Beans. Oh, totally. Beans. My farts will save me Damn it, Bob. I can't top that How'd you come out here with your ace? Alright, he passed. I guess it's back to you No, wait.

44:44Come on, you got it

44:45Mark Fischbach:Alright, my house is slightly elevated I live on a slight hill. I don't like to leave my house I'll die here Alright, he'll die home on the hill. That's great Hill I will die on Mark is not good at Five Nights at Freddy's Alright, man Man, you got all the hot ones. You're totally right, because nowadays I have just nowhere near it. Like me trying to beat 50. I thought the other day, I'm going to pause this real quick, because I really thought legitimately after I played Secret of the Minutes, I was like, maybe I should go back and try to beat 50 mode for Ultimate Custom Night. And I looked up a video of how to beat it.

45:19And then I watched it. I was like, I ain't doing that shit. I'm not doing all that. Jesus Christ, that looks horrible. I'm not doing that.

45:28Mark Fischbach:How many hours did it take you to beat the first one on like 2020 2020 mode or whatever? It took seven, right? Ultimate Custom Night would take me weeks of practice to get good enough to get there again. Because I'd have to build up all my skills again. I'd have to build up my ability to do the clicking. I'm, you know, a bad FNAF, so you know what? You may not be dying on the hill. It might just be a nice hill. All right, and Wade, your turn. When it comes to like Donald Trump, Elon Musk.

45:57Mark Fischbach:And I would die on that hill Okay How did you get your voice to robotically Like decay like it did That was complete coincidence Because all I did was click the mic button To mute Alright good good I think I'm not sure But good Bob Wade is going to win This episode and despite How insane that may seem I will die on this hill All right, this is a weird conditional bet point that i'm gonna we're gonna come back after this round ends and talk about That's gonna play wade is going to win this episode. That is a hill. I will also die on interesting. All right We're covering the faces. Okay. All right back to you.

46:37Oh, no, do like okay So you both are gonna die on the hill that wade May the best of us win So in this episode there was no lying right? So I didn't lie I've probably lied multiple times

46:51Mark Fischbach:But you don't know when Okay fine Alright that's good enough We're gonna end it there I I Man I've never written more shit So this is gonna take a little second Holy hell A lot going around And thank you for not lying And telling the truth everybody This was a A big Big Big moment for all of us Wade you're gonna go first You got Nickel bag 289 in debt Big I don't want to say this You have to No Because it's a slur. Excuse me? You said - I don't know. It's just - I don't wanna - Oh! That's what I wrote down is you saying, but you didn't. No, no, no. Whaaaaa - What? No, you didn't. You didn't say it.

47:31You didn't say it. You're okay. Okay, good! Yeah, no, I think it's Big Boner Banalam. But that middle word I thought said something else. Goddamn. Yeah, Wade, what the hell? Why'd you say that? I don't remember - When did we talk about - I thought we talked about beavers. That was it? Big Beaver! That was it! Alright, we got there.

47:49Mark Fischbach:Is that a slur now? I know what word he thought it was. I don't. Does that make me terrible or naive? You need to work on those V's, Mark. Yeah, I do. I really got it. Okay, so, uh, you get that. You got Revelations, Chapter Snake, or, uh, yeah. Revelations. Roll for - you rolled to go first. So there's five. Price of X going up. TikTok government. Penguin waddle. Couldn't save a girl in your dreams. You failed. dating a married slash married a high school rollerblader crushed penis with toilet shoulder surgery too old for fixed tricycle uh tricycle something wheelie failure icy wrong cut bites nails bon yip that's 16 manhole hairy man yaoi you get the point for that book monster it's wade tier list that's 20 jerry seinfeld puns quote no he'll die on home hill donald trump Beep and then Wade also is gonna win this episode.

48:47That's 25 points if you were

48:49Mark Fischbach:I just want to clarify one of your points where Wade married high schooler on rollerblades went to high school together

49:05Mark Fischbach:Between my slurs and marrying high school students. I want to be clear. So Bob No, dad's just fat will Smith eat spaghetti will Smith will slap someone No, Chris Rock Elon Musk is gonna run the government hot dog gas station toilet James shat the car Had to take the seats apart driving mad Googled car Wait, did I put up a finger when I said that no no the will Smith slap you know much Hot dog gas station James Driving a good car that did nightmare mid poop kept coming back to it CPAP might have been dying throwing Axe's elbow explode died trying to carry cabinet and also I'm still not gonna get help 8th grade young 7th grade Steve young Cryptids aren't scary.

49:51That's 15 South Africa South Africa go ghosts thingamabob. Anyway, I give you a moment point because I doubted you But you were absolutely right. It did exist. Owlman Bad vac bad knack Bad Mike? Bad Mike! That was it! Bad Mike! You're totally right! Bad Mike! That's it! Uh, ChatGPT episode! Meta Mike joke! You did it again! So, 7-20-22! No! Did I - Ah! Fuck! God! You couldn't write them down! Fuckin' hell! You were following! What did I - Ah! Fuck! I gotta go back to the fuckin' beginning! Alright, 1, 2, 3, 4 Okay, 20 is ChatGPT episode Meta Mike joke Hill, President Callback Bad at FNAF Wade will win this episode 24!

50:45It's 25 to 24 Jesus Wow, god I can't give this many points again We already used the coin this episode, right? You busted it out super early Yeah, he was being real fair Because the coin said it was I want to add to it current record holder for most points, which right now I think Wade with 25 points, that is probably the highest point that has ever happened. Now, this could change by the end of this episode, depending if Bob makes a comeback. But we're going to set. I think I might have given someone 28 at some point. Oh, maybe. Oh, well, then we're going to have to do some digging.

51:26Mark Fischbach:God damn it. Yeah. Hang on. Let me do some research here. Oh, I have Mark with 25 points for 20Q part two. I have Bob's secret words. Wade got 29 points. All right. So Wade would still be the current record holder. 29. Okay. Bad excuses. Bob had 26. Holy cripes. Whoa. Wade has 41 points in AI or cake in my book. Holy shit. What happened that episode? Look how many fucking points there are in here. I don't. Holy shit. There's just a whole shitload of points. I topped it. Secret words part two I hosted. You guys started with 100 points and lost. Okay, let's make a qualification that it has to start from zero for that qualification to work.

52:12Because otherwise, it would be all.

52:14Mark Fischbach:Okay, well, if not, Bob had 99 points on that one. I don't think we can go by that. Let's just say current record holder for most starting from zero points. Which would be you weighed at what, 41? I think that's my biggest one, yeah. Damn. Okay, well, it's not like this will be landed on a bunch, so whoever can top 41 will then earn this will be their thing, but this will be an entry that can rotate. All right, let's see. Okay. We love a three. We love a three. Three it is, baby. All right, and reminder, score is 25 way to 24 bob. Big chance for comeback here. Or sudden death. Let's do that one.

52:56Mark Fischbach:Drop the most items. I didn't drop anything. I've been fidgeting with this and dropping it repeatedly, as well as dropping all of the things that are now gross I put in my mouth. That's a point for Bob. We're tied up again. I'm going to go ahead and shuffle shuffle and then spin again.

53:18Half point for Bob. Oh, half point for Bob. Only a half point for me or sudden death. That is 25.5. You're right. All right. Last one. Come on. Half point for Wade. You can do it. Oh. Most locked in. Wade was not paying attention multiple times there. I did feel like I had some good ones this episode.

53:43Mark Fischbach:You did have some great ones. I'm okay conceding that one without a fight. You were locked in today. Locked in. Wow. That is quite the comeback. And that puts you up at 26 and a half points to Wade's 25. The wheel hath spoken. Bob, congratulations. You are this week's winner. I am the greatest. Bob, winner's speech. It's been a minute, but it always feels good to win. It especially feels good to win in an episode where I'm not exactly sure if both mine or Wade's points were accurately counted in the end. and it really just came down to taking advantage of what I had in front of me which was clicking the wheel and not at all influencing what it stopped on.

54:30Mark Fischbach:It has to be because we no longer have a coin usage so yeah fair. Wade are you sponsored? I think he is yeah. Today's loser speech is brought to you by Venmo. So you probably heard of Venmo but did you know that Venmo is for more than paying your friends back? With the Venmo debit card you can spend your balance in so many ways you can Venmo this, that and well everything. Sadly for me, I can't Venmo my way out of being today's loser. It was a hard-fought game. I honestly gotta, I have to concede to Bob. He had three or four moments that were just pure solid gold, if he often does, whenever he gets a chance to riff, and I couldn't compete with that.

55:07Mark Fischbach:I tried throwing my hat in the ring here and there to see if I could hold my own, and I even got the upper hand for a moment but fate decided correctly that he was in fact today's winner i concede and once again today's little speech was brought to you by venmo whatever your thing is you can pay for it with a venmo debit card visit venmo.me debit to learn more venmo purchase restrictions apply the venmo mastercard is issued by the bancorp bank na pursuant to license by mastercard international incorporated card may be used everywhere mastercard is accepted well that is very gracious of you to bring us revenue and also lose so incredibly well.

55:43Thank you everybody so much for listening. I hope you enjoyed this episode. I'm gonna lean on this topic every time I can't come up with an idea or I'm pulling all in there. Ah, man.

55:55Mark Fischbach:Unless Bob and I do it too to help you get through it fast. No, no, no. I'm trademarking it. I'm copying it. Only me. Only me. I'm feeling a weird part two and three coming along. No, no, no, no, no. Anyway, thank you everybody so much for watching. Merch very soon. It's already in your dreams. Anyway, follow the podcast. Be sure to do it. It makes us feel really good. Every time you press that button, all of us goes ha ha. Don't you want that? Come back to us next week for even more Podcast Town.

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