I'm Wade. I'm Bald.

11:21Ethan Nestor:My only small talk is that my foot is fucked, and I have to take a doctor's note for the thing that we're going to talk about at the end of the episode where I was going to give one a few points. One of you still gets points, but I'm not supposed to stand up at all anymore. So it's really hard to do baking per se.

11:40Mark Fischbach:Do you want to save those points for when you host, or do you want to assign them because this is the next episode and you have your answer?

11:47Ethan Nestor:You know, I did promise you I'd give them in the very next episode, but saving them for when I host, it makes more sense. No, give. No, give. Give. Give to me.

11:55Mark Fischbach:Bob's like, I'm not going to say who they're for, but they're for Mark and I want to win.

11:59Ethan Nestor:Give me me. Well look Wade you're the host And you said you don't care right No you can do whatever you want with them they're your points man Well I'll tell Mark they're his points at the end of the episode

12:09Mark Fischbach:That just means he didn't play the Pokemon Games correctly because I know those Would win we'll see So in my episode here I've got I've got some fun would you rather Questions We're going to do some would you rathers There's a trick I can smell it Well I think would you rathers are kind of a trick right Because you've got to pick one of two options I feel like there's always a correct answer and I know what it is Bob you're on my left so heads is Bob tails is Mark

12:35Ethan Nestor:his left heads hey that's me he flipped for left guys Sam put me on the left oh what idiot oh

12:47Mark Fischbach:did I get it no

12:52Ethan Nestor:but man

12:53Mark Fischbach:you're certainly over there disrespect Sam like that damn He's had a pretty easy episode. We've not asked much of him yet. About time he did some work.

13:02Ethan Nestor:After he slaved over a hot explosion just for you.

13:06Mark Fischbach:Thank God he's got a normal long week to edit this episode. Sam, swap Wade's eyes. Whoa. Watch this.

13:19Ethan Nestor:Yeah, shake your head back and forth a lot while he's doing that. Whoa. Sam, keep up.

13:31look with da vinci's tracking nowadays it's gonna be no problem he's got this he's got it

13:37Mark Fischbach:i believe in you sam i can tell we're all three a different type of tired because we're amused by the dumbest shit right now we're like pick on sam no that's the smartest shit that's not dumb guys come on sam put this in the beginning if at any point either of the competitors guess the game of what's going on and that's that there's two good options than a normal one two bad options than a nonsensical if they figure that out at any point they automatically win all right bob you were first here let me go okay would you rather have a mouthwash that makes your breath amazing and teeth permanently clean or a skin cream that makes your skin nice smooth and moisturized and also quickly heals cuts and bruises this one feels targeted Not intentionally.

14:23Mark Fischbach:This was the first one to regardless of who went first, but it does.

14:26Ethan Nestor:There's an objective correct answer to this one for me. Please give me the magic skin cream so I can take this shit off my leg. That's fair. Honestly, I'd appreciate both of those. But in my current situation and the fact that I am diabetic, a skin cream that keeps my skin perfectly healthy, including all on my legs and feet and everything, and heels, cuts and whatnot, would be like a fucking miracle drug. I would do anything to get and have that. because that's one of my biggest concerns in life. I know a lot of diabetic people who have lost feet or legs because shit just happens, and if you don't take care of yourself, it can just happen out of nowhere.

15:01Ethan Nestor:And I like my legs. I don't like my feet that much, but I'd rather keep them than not.

15:06Mark Fischbach:Makes sense. Yeah, I like that one. It wasn't targeted, but it kind of felt like it. I understand your sentiment. I feel attacked. Mark, would you rather lose an arm or lose a leg? Why are you laughing? There's multiple reasons why you could be laughing.

15:19Ethan Nestor:I'm trying to figure out how it's an insult to me. It's not an insult to you. It's just funny, Mark. Things are allowed to be funny without being insults. I have to remember to step into the mind of Wade for this, because we got to pick the ones he's agreeing with. That's how we get points. And him no like his knees right now. Him knee hurt him. Him knee hurt him bad. Him no want knee right now. Him no need jump. Him sit. So, but him need both hand play game, earn money. Career need a both hand. So I would rather lose a leg because also you can get a prosthetic one and it's going to be even better than a normal one.

15:58Mark Fischbach:You get one of those blades and jump super high. We should just lose our legs intentionally. So we just have prosthetic legs, I think. Couldn't stub our toes anymore. Oh, my God. No foot cuts. I feel like losing an arm means losing, you know, half my dexterity and playing video games, especially for a career and doing pretty much anything on a computer. both hands is helpful. It's not necessary. There's plenty of people that get by without it, but I've learned so much to do things two handed. It would be tough. You're considered prepared for something if you're armed and ready. And whenever you're about to perform, people tell you to break a leg.

16:31Mark Fischbach:So it's kind of like we've already been preparing ourselves to get rid of our legs. Yeah, he definitely has already picked the correct answers. Bob, would you rather be rich and forgotten or poor and remembered?

16:43Ethan Nestor:This feels like a trap. This feels like another one where these aren't even close to me and I know exactly which one I would pick with almost no thought whatsoever, but that feels like a trap. What would Wade want? I'm Wade. I'm Wade. I have no hair except on my face. I'm Wade. And on my back, I'm Wade. I love myself. I make myself laugh. All I want to do is make myself laugh and be remembered. I don't care if I have things. People need to talk about me for the rest of eternity. I want songs sung with my name in them, and they have to specify that it's me so they know which Wade it is. I know what I would pick, but I think Wade would rather be remembered.

17:21Ethan Nestor:Was that what you're picking? That's the game, right? What Mark decided, that's the game, so I'm just playing the game here.

17:26Mark Fischbach:I've not said either way, but you guys are welcome to assume whatever you want. I'm pretty sure we would want to be remembered, comrade. This is fun for me. Okay, Mark, would you rather have all toes or all fingers? As in I lose Your feet have fingers and your hands have fingers Or your feet have toes and your hands have toes Oh, oh, oh, oh, I get it Alright I'm Wade I get up in the morning Well, not really It's the afternoon Ah, you're right You almost fell for that trap I reach for the blanket with my what? Oh, what do I need to grab this blanket? Get it off me Grab my iPad Can't play an iPad with your toes?

18:08No Need fingers Need fingers I flip upside down grab the ceiling with my finger toes clutch tightly crawl upside down out my bedroom window Say hello to molly go let the dogs out Why is she outside the window walk vertically up my wall house wall outside also my dogs have fingers for toes I'm gonna go with the fingers.

18:30Ethan Nestor:I think you're right I think one of the things wade hates most in the world is stubbing his toes.

18:34Mark Fischbach:It's awful I've still got two like purple or black toenails from the stubs. You should maybe check on that. That's going on a while. You're probably right. Sam, Sam, bass boost what he just said. Wait, no, I mean, nah, bass boost it. Nah, that's right. That's what I meant.

18:57I meant like raise the pitch originally, but bass boosting is a different technique. It's going to blow everyone's eardrums out.

19:03Mark Fischbach:Bob, would you rather drown 10 puppies Or drown 10 kittens? I'm Wade I have one cat

19:12Ethan Nestor:And two dogs That means I like dogs twice as much As I like cats Plus they're not my cats Keters will be fine, puppies will be fine Whoever's dogs these are, it's not my fault The universe is making me do it And by dogs I mean cats Wade would want to drown cats I love we've found the secret strategy to this game of making Wade do the horrible thing

19:39Ethan Nestor:I did come up with the props so I guess I have to own that right I think we're I think we're winning the game right now Mark I think we're pretty sickly tied because we're both winning

19:46Mark Fischbach:so hard we figured it out you guys are doing just fine that's probably good would you rather Mark ensure that all pets get to live happy lives or all kids get to live happy lives or happy childhoods, I'm sorry. Happy childhoods. The rest of their lives is indeterminate. Yeah. The idea of this one is like a similar length of time, you know, childhood slash the life of a pet. Does it imply that the opposite lives terrible lives or just the normal average number of good? Okay. I'm Wade thinking about animals. I'm Wade concerned about the well-being of all the children in the world. I'm Wade. I'm a good person.

20:22I'm Wade. I'm conflicted. I think about the animals. some animals don't deserve good lives some animals are evil are some kids evil wade debates maybe maybe some kids are born evil maybe some kids don't deserve happiness maybe some animals don't deserve happiness do mosquitoes deserve to have a good life that might be bad are some kids equivalent to mosquitoes what is one evil kid equivalent to how many happy mosquitoes what is one evil kid you never know how much evil one kid you ever read fly fly island the fuck is it called lord of the flies we're talking about

21:02Mark Fischbach:lord of the flies you ever read the fly i mean fly island you ever zip your fly you ever fly on a plane no that's not it yeah i think i think the the concept of too many happy animals is not as good as we might think it is there could be some animals that we don't want to be happy for the sake of everything that's too wide a net pets this is this is pets specifically not just all animals oh fuck me any animal can be a pet i mean that's true but these are animals that are owned all right i'm still gonna stick i don't want to go through that whole thing and i'm gonna go

21:37Ethan Nestor:with the happy kids i fucking love you know how they have like the kids translation of the bible where it's like the bible but written in hello my fellow youths type language of the idea that There's a book that's like Fly Island, a kid's translation of Lord of the Flies. What would a kid think a conch is by name? A conch? I don't even know what a conch is, man. Actually, I do from that SpongeBob episode. There's really no forgetting it after that.

22:05Mark Fischbach:I'm pretty sure that's just called a swoopy clam. Bob, would you rather be lit on fire or given$10 million?

22:12Ethan Nestor:To be given$10 million? Or to, like, I would be given$10 million? Yeah. I'm Wade, I'm Wade It's 4pm on a Thursday I've just woken up I lay in bed for 4 hours playing Raid Shadow Legends on my iPad with my foot fingers I'm Wade, my knee hurts I'm Wade, my shoulder hurts I'm Wade, I'm not gonna do anything about either of those

22:38Mark Fischbach:I'm Wade, I'm Wade How did this turn into an episode of roasting me?

22:42Ethan Nestor:Do I want to be lit on fire? Ooh, Molly would probably want me to do that outside I guess I have to take ten million dollars. I'll take the hit on this one guys

22:53Mark Fischbach:Man a lot of thinking into that one. I didn't think that choice was particularly difficult, but you know you thought it through All right mark back to you. Hmm. Would you rather have your dream job or never get your college degree? It's really funny that that loan landed on you That was not targeted either, but there it is. But, you know, I'm Wade. The last sun-setting rays hits my eyes. I awake. I rise from my bed, grab the ceiling with all 20 of my fingers. I wave to my one happy pet and my one unhappy pet. I hear the children's laughter outside, and I think to myself, do I go to this last college class I have and pass this final that I certainly will, or cool job.

23:40See, the funny thing is you graduated and got a cool job, so that's...

23:43Mark Fischbach:The prompt is you get your dream job or you never get your college degree. Oh, wait. So if you get your dream job, you have to get your college degree? No, you just never can. But if you never get your college degree, you also never get your dream job. Whoa.

24:01Ethan Nestor:Mark, I don't know if we understand the rules of this game as well as we thought we did. You get your

24:06Mark Fischbach:dream job or you never get your college degree. I'm Wade. I've presented the problem to myself slightly incorrectly. Me thinks me. Me. I'm not sure which way go up and down. No, this is exactly how it's supposed to read. I'll take the dream job, but I feel like I'm walking into traps. That seems like a good choice. Multiple traps are opening for me. Chasms, yearn and yawn, open and call my name. I love a yawning chasm. Best kind of chasm there is. All right, Bob, would you rather make sure all of the hungry are fed or all of the homeless are housed?

24:42Ethan Nestor:I'm Wade. It's 1030 p.m. Almost time to start getting up. In my dreams, I've discovered...

24:49Mark Fischbach:We're getting closer to normal day eventually.

24:51Ethan Nestor:I discover a way to achieve two separate and unrelated, but actually pretty related things. But they're just unrelated enough that I can only actually do one of them. What do I care about most? I'm Wade. I like to eat food I'm Wade. I like to be in a house I'm Wade I think Wade would rather live on the street and have all the food he could ever want to eat I think Wade would feed people

25:16Mark Fischbach:Alright, feed the hungry Mark, would you rather be a doctor who fails every surgery or a serial killer who always succeeds? I'm Wade The clock strikes 12 chimes in my pitch black room. I don't know if that's a.m. or p.m. I don't risk it. I sleep until I hear another 12. Then I rise, eat some food, play some iPad, Dokkan, battle something or other DBZ Pokemon. Love that shit. Think about being a doctor. I'm honored you guys remember so much of my four hobbies I've ever had. My knees hurt. My shoulders hurt. Never. Never. I'll never deal with that. Never. I think about being a doctor i could kill people that way i think about being a serial killer i could kill people that way i'm wade i love killing people i just gotta decide which path i choose i could probably get away with killing more people if i be secretive about it if i'm a doctor and i save my blood lust on my patients surely they will stop me could always fall back on being a serial killer after that serial killer because i want to be good at my job and i want to be remembered

26:28Ethan Nestor:i think that's the right choice i think you nailed it because you think about a doctor is a doctor a doctor is a doctor a lot of time of the week right like doctors are constantly doctoring even the most prodigious serial killers only kill sometimes you could definitely do way more damage as a doctor but everyone's watching serial killer that's pretty low key you know you only really have to work assuming that's your job somehow once in a while when you feel like it when you

26:55Mark Fischbach:get the urge it's interesting that you guys are like well if i can't be good at the thing i want to be good at i guess i'll be a serial killer and at least be good at what i do yeah have some pride man because your intent could still be good at being the doctor if you're a serial killer your

27:07Ethan Nestor:intent is bad you could be dexter you could only kill the bad ones that's true i suppose yeah

27:15Mark Fischbach:but you probably wouldn't i've got boxes to open i don't have time to pick my target Bob, would you rather have wet socks or the feeling of a small pebble in your shoe?

27:24Ethan Nestor:Do you have the feeling of a small pebble in your shoe, even if not wearing shoe?

27:29Mark Fischbach:I agree with the idea of yes. The idea is these are equally happening. So you always feel like you have the wet socks on, you always feel like the pebble sensation. Are your socks actually wet? Let's just say yes, your socks are always wet. Or yes, there's always a pebble stuck to the bottom of your foot that you feel every time you step. I'm Wade. Hi.

27:50Ethan Nestor:I feel like it has to be Pebble and Chew. Wet socks is too destructive. You gotta be careful what you step on. You gotta be careful what you feed on. Shoes are gonna all get moldy and gross. You're gonna have problems. Plus, if you have to always have wet socks on, that means you can't wear sandals. Also, that means you have to wear socks in the pool. Which sounds kind of unpleasant. It's gotta be the pebble. It's not like you walk that much anyway. I'm Wade. I sit in my chair. who cares if I have a pebble on my foot. Ah, damn. You figured it out. Does the pebble get to be on the same side as your fucked up knee?

28:24Ethan Nestor:Because then you can just hobble on one leg and call it good.

28:27Mark Fischbach:Well, this isn't about me. Believe it or not, you guys have kind of inferred that. It's clearly about you. People have been saying your name the whole time. If it was me, sure, it could be either foot. Or both. I guess if you have wet socks, I guess the pebble's on both feet. You never get a pebble on both feet. Don't be ridiculous. Mark, would you rather know the date of your death or the cause of your death? I am Wadathoth, the blind idiot god slumbering eternally in a higher plane of existence. Pray I still sleep lest I wake and unravel reality by its mere fabrics. Just like Icarus, I snoozed too close to the sun.

29:07Uh, time, I guess. Because what if the reason's boring? What if why is horribly boring?

29:17Mark Fischbach:I guess it's just like, would you rather dread, like if you're, if you know your cause of death, would you forever dread doing something tangential to what could be that cause? Or would you be horrified approaching the date of your death? I guess. I don't know. No, no. Time's good. Time's good. I feel like this has come up in a previous conversation, but it's like time makes sense. The date thing has, but not compared to the cause, I think. Yeah. Date, date makes a lot of sense just because then I, then I would know how much time I got left. I can work with that. That's, that can be motivational.

29:44And then I started ticking clock and I'd have a spiraling black and white, you know spiral behind me at all times

29:49Mark Fischbach:All right, bob would you rather take food from children or the homeless? Wade Bob Wade likes food. Can I give both an answer? Can I take food from both?

30:00Ethan Nestor:Yeah, I would take food from anybody It would be easier to take from a homeless person might really need that meal It might really fight for it. I don't really want to fight kids. Don't know kids wouldn't fight back I would just be like hey I'm an adult See how I'm bald? That's an adult thing Give me your food And just do it because kids are stupid Wade would definitely take food from kids See this is the first one I disagree because if you think About it homeless people are predominantly Adults they need more Food per body weight you would Get more food Wade would want more he can get more From homeless people than he would children

30:36Mark Fischbach:I like how we just assume the homeless have a lot of food. No, but they need more, you know, they need more. They do, yeah. More calories. Kids are hungry around the world, too. You might not, you know. There's a solution to that. More kids. I don't know if that's a positive. That's positive thinking. That's how you get. It's an easy solution. That's how you get more food. Is this food magically zapping out of the people's hands and going into your mouth?

31:02Ethan Nestor:I guess I was sort of envisioning it like Wade could teleport and he's just the guy who shows up as you're about to eat and steals your food out from in front of you. So like, it's just a known phenomenon around the whole world. There's just this guy who's just like, ding, yoink, ding, and he's gone. And everyone's like, oh, it happened again.

31:18Mark Fischbach:More. Would you rather be a renowned chef or a renowned musician? I'm weighed. Chef is a lot of stress. I don't like stress. Could be in a highly competitive, you know, kitchen environment, all these other restaurants that I got to deal with. Hard to make content about. that's that'd be too much work for me i don't know if you're a world-renowned chef you're still worried about making content of course i'm weighed you know always grind every day bro you know you're never gonna stop making content like musician has the potential to be a little easier than chef and this is successful right this is a successful yeah you're successful renowned like yeah you you're at the top of either one i think musician has a higher pay gap you know you're gonna to get the ladies if that matters to wade which it does nice i don't know is wade still married in this scenario does it matter in this scenario hey he's a musician bob would you rather burn down an orphanage or watch 10 kids get a new puppy i'm mark i'm mark i'm mark i'm mark i'm

32:33Ethan Nestor:Wade. I'm Wade. Wade likes fire. Wadey likey the fire. What was the other option? I got completely consumed by the fire. Burn down to something or something.

32:48Mark Fischbach:Burn down an orphanage or watch 10 kids each get a new puppy. Who's got time for that? Do I get to sit while I'm watching the kids? You aren't babysitting. You just see them receiving a new puppy.

33:01Ethan Nestor:I'll watch them get puppies, I guess, as long as I don't have to participate or anything. If there's some super clever way to look at these questions and how some of them have too bad or a bad choice, I'm too tired to detect it, man. I'm too tired. I couldn't possibly deduce. Your game is too smart. You're too genius. You're two steps ahead of me at all turns. And there's no way that I can compete ever. What a smile. Look at that smile. Sam make his smile go for days That's what we see all the time everybody That's what we see all the time Okay oh god Sam's not doing that anymore That's just waved

33:43Mark Fischbach:Oh god my mouth Mark would you rather Eat delicious food For the rest of your life At your leisure Not always just stuff in your face But at your leisure You know when you want Or Die of dehydration Trying to deduce the secret Behind this the truth underneath the layers. Eat delicious food whenever I want, or literally die, literally die a desiccated husk liquid removed from my body. Yes? Yeah. Because it seems like the food would be the natural conclusion, and it seems like the desiccated corpse that would be me, Wade, would be the bad end to my storied career as a musician. food bob i think there's a secret i'm not detecting it i definitely have it figured out

34:36Ethan Nestor:what is it oh i don't want to tell in case mark doesn't know i'm i think i'm winning

34:41Mark Fischbach:bob would you rather end all terminal illnesses or prevent all future wars all future wars on any planet in the universe or all terminal illnesses on all planets in the universe sure Both? Is both an option? No, but it's a lovely thought

35:00Ethan Nestor:Ah, it's gotta be Dermal illnesses, I guess Nobody do any big wars Making a choice All these healthy people are gonna be fighting

35:08Mark Fischbach:Wade's making a choice, Wade's doing it Oh, that's right, that's me Mark, would you rather Drink a friend's pee While your friend watches Or eat your own shit But nobody will know Well Well, Wadey love pee-pee, but Wadey also love poo-poo. What Wadey gonna do? I guess that no one will know. No, but you will, but just you. I pick the pee. I pick the pee. I don't want to ever do that. I pray that I never have to face that challenge, that particular challenge. I fear, I fear for my future if that is on the horizon. Bob, would you rather know something from the future for some pain in your present or forget something good from your past for some present boon?

36:02Mark Fischbach:Do you rather suffer a little to know something that's coming or you get something good for forgetting something good from your past?

36:08Ethan Nestor:I have no influence over what I forget and what I get to know. No. I would have to know a thing in the future. I would need it. I mean, I feel like that's the right choice. You could glean a lot from even a little bit of a nugget of information of the future.

36:23Mark Fischbach:Mark, would you rather poop and feel like it's happening in reverse or swallow and feel like it's happening in reverse? Trying to imagine what an inverse poop feels like. Poofing, I guess. Does that help you imagine it? No, it doesn't, actually. It doesn't. And this is just once or is this always? We'll say it's every once in a while. Oh. It still actually goes out, right? It doesn't... Yeah, and you're still actually swallowing. You just have the sensation of, I guess, vomiting. I feel like if it's just the feeling of a reverse poop, that's not that bad, right? But if it feels like vomiting for an inverse swallow, that's not good.

37:05I don't like vomiting.

37:07Mark Fischbach:Okay, reverse poop? Is this a trick? You'd tell me if it was a trick, right? Just a question. What'd you rather question, man? All right, I'll take the poop. oh no i fell into his trap i activated his trap card all right bob would you rather swap the location of your mouth and penis or your nose and your butthole

37:31Ethan Nestor:whoa i mean there's really only one right answer right oh yeah we're both thinking the same answer there's definitely an answer wade would pick yeah and this is right with the right one is is nose and butthole okay i think you reacted positively to that i'm gonna take that as a yes i am not sure how the mouth penis exchange works because how do you eat how long is this curse afflicting you for forever oh i made the right choice i made the right choice yeah because i'm not sure i'm not sure eating is a is a is a particularly because it's not like the food would go still in your crotch mouth right it would it's not gonna magically teleport into your

38:16Mark Fischbach:esophagus it's gonna shove it in the pee hole right i was assuming you would still eat with your mouth but i guess you know you can assume whichever because that's not clear if you want to eat through your dick hole you can no that wasn't the point i was trying to make i don't want to do that i don't want to that's weird but like i get it no i don't want to i don't want it wasn't even my would you rather it was bob's i want to point out that was that was all about bob that was bob's choice are you ready for your question mark would you rather snuggle one giant dog or snuggle 10 small puppies? How giant is giant?

38:47Mark Fischbach:Are we talking Clifford? Like Clifford. Oh yeah I pick Clifford. That'd be so crazy I mean it'd be scary but also like oh come on. I mean I've been kicked in the balls by Chica a lot so one kick from Clifford to my nuts and I am atomized on the spot Thanos snapped me out of existence crotch first but the snuggling would be great. I mean puppies are really cute but like getting to snuggle into like a giant warm dog lovely. Alright, Bob, would you rather have to eat the flesh off of your own leg or see the people you love succeed in life? Who was the first one? Have to eat the flesh of your own leg?

39:26Mark Fischbach:Okay, that's what I thought you said.

39:28Ethan Nestor:That's a tough one. Really got a lot of back and forth going along inside. I've seen a lot of angles. I guess I'd have to go with see how my loved ones succeed in life, I guess. That's a really close call. This guy, this guy Come on man, rookie mistake buddy

39:44Mark Fischbach:Rookie mistake Mark, would you rather be able to speak And understand Any language Or constantly re-break Every bone in your body You know That's a lot of languages, a lot of pressure I only got so many bones How many languages could there possibly be At least one I'll pick the languages Okay, that's fine We got through a pretty good amount of things. Any final thoughts before I go into points? I yearn for the comfort of sleep I'm with. Mark, you got points for. You're a big deal now with GoPro. You chose to lose a leg, have all fingers, make happy kids. I think someone, your dream job? Be a serial killer.

40:32Mark Fischbach:Choose the, know the date of your death. Be a renowned musician. Too bad. Oh, oh, okay. I'll read that one in a minute Delicious food pee while your friend watches reverse poop snuggle a giant dog and no languages And then I wrote down a point for two bad options. Oh Bob you got a point for Swoopy clam a lot. You've had a long day. You used to cut your own hair You chose skin cream. You said remember us comrade, which I don't remember what that's in reference to You chose to drown cats or kittens. You would take$10 million. You would feed the hungry. You'd have a pebble in your shoe. You'd take food from kids.

41:14Mark Fischbach:You'd watch 10 kids get puppies. You'd end terminal illnesses. You would rather know something from the future for a present pain. You'd swap your nose in your butthole and you'd see your loved ones succeed. Sure, sure. I got one point for being so smart. Sounds right to me. Smart guy. Mark, you have 15. 15 bob you have 15 we're currently tied well i've got one so 15 15 to one so we're not tied there's one very clear loser is it me uh we'll see after the wheel spin i'm gonna throw out there um there was a way to instantly win this episode and you both got very close to it a couple of times bob you said something i think like halfway through mark when you said sometimes there's two bad options the game was i had good options where they were both good bad options where they were both bad okay ones that made you think and then completely nonsensical ones where there was a very obvious answer and i kept rotating you guys i started mark with bad then went to okay then good bob you were good okay then bad and then you both had nonsensical at the same time and then i would restart the process if any of you guessed the game at any point you just won and you both started to touch on it at different times and i was like and then you didn't I was like alright we'll just keep going that makes sense I see I see I see so that was the secret game that I thought you guys could have won and I was like I think it was like 28 minutes in one of you said something I was like elaborate you want to say more and Bob at one point I think I even was like do you want to guess the game Bob and you're like no no I'll keep it a secret I was like alright you did say that yeah Mark you said two bad options and I was like and then you're like nevermind nevermind I was like okay so there were a couple times where I really thought you guys were gonna do it damn shame we spin this first right so yeah you spin this one we'll see how many spins we get we sure do i was like what do i add to the wheel four that doesn't seem right three my lord ah oh good an even number for a tie game interesting i like that i like that

43:17Ethan Nestor:also i'm not forgetting that i was gonna decide the points thing at the i realized that uh i'm competing against mark so i'll save that for when i'm the host oh come on you promised you promised i did promise but my promises mean nothing unfair shit what do i have to flip oh god that means we

43:37Mark Fischbach:have to flip okay well if it's unfair bob has to give out points now i have the tiny magnet for gopro it's got one side says gopro and it's pretty flat and even so that'll be my cord If it's doubly fair, then what? Bob gets to... I get to give out extra points? No, it's never made doubly... Wait, no, sorry. If it's unfair, he has to change it. Yeah, double fair means I never get a point from Bob. Ever again or just from this? I assume he means from this, yes. This is going to make Bob's episodes really boring if we just know Wade wins. Which one's heads, unfair or doubly fair? What is that? This would be the heads the one with the knit label on it and because tails is empty

44:24Ethan Nestor:So I think Wade and I both got tails. Yeah, it's nothing then. All right, fine

44:28Mark Fischbach:That's good cuz I still didn't know which one was which all right. What do you want to add Wade? Most recent haircut gets a point is that already on here? Probably not. I don't think so, but there are a lot of them most recent haircut and we get two spins Come on spin number one Most distracted you guys are both pretty locked in today I have no other tabs open for the first time in ages. I was like the most focused.

44:55Ethan Nestor:So yeah, I don't either.

44:56Mark Fischbach:I didn't like look anything up today or anything. Just re-spin it. We'll call it re-spin because I don't, I don't think either of you seem distracted. Oh, cool.

45:08Most small talk. That was definitely me. Yeah, Bob, I don't even think you had much small talk.

45:13Ethan Nestor:I didn't really get a chance to do small talk.

45:17Mark Fischbach:You're like, oh, mine's all over. Well, I thought you did, but yeah. There's got to be a point for Bob here. Surprise golf rules. Does that mean I win? No, well, no, no. You guys, so that means... No, but you have a point.

45:30Ethan Nestor:No, you have a point. You're on the board. You're one over par. Mark and I are way over. You know what?

45:37Mark Fischbach:I'll take it. Damn. We haven't had golf rules in a long time. Damn. Do you guys want to give a quick together loser speech?

45:46Ethan Nestor:Uh.

45:51Ethan Nestor:Some Some Time Time Time Time Time Time Time Time Time Time Time Time Time Time Time Time I don't feel very good about it, Mark. How do you feel about it? You feel bad. I feel bad. This is the worst outcome. I am gonna go cry into my pillow and then probably sleep. But you know, mostly crying yeah i don't feel good about it either i didn't see that coming i thought uh we we played the game pretty well even though we didn't figure it out at all uh and i thought it was a great fight and then just just swooped out from under both of us so you do i mean congrats to wait though or something congratulations you both did well you played along the very baseline

46:43Mark Fischbach:rules of the game you came close to figuring it out but you didn't and karma you both decided instead of taking responsibility for your choices putting me in there making me make those choices for you and because i was the bigger man and made all of the choices on your behalves according to the way you guys played i deserve this and i will host again you thought two out of three was pretty good how about wade hosting three out of four see in the next one if you haven't already check out these guys. Markiplier, Bob at MySkirk, me at Minion777, LordMain777. There's merch. Distractable.shop, I think.

47:15Mark Fischbach:Keep an eye on that. That'll be stuff. Watch Distractable. I'm promoting that on Distractable. Why? Because we don't promote it enough. So make us promote it elsewhere. Sam, thanks for being a good sport and doing all those edits, or none of them. See you in the next one. Until then, podcast out.