In short
Distractable’s “Markiplier Likes That?” game, where Markiplier scores whether he likes specific items/claims, plus small talk about travel plans, yard tools, and tech/gear.
Guests (backgrounds)
Markiplier (host; YouTuber/creator) is joined by Wade (college colleague; tech/gadget and deal enthusiast; mentions 3D printing, GoPro use, and gaming) and Bob (college colleague; also participates in the point game; discusses tech and gaming preferences).
Key claims
- Wade and Bob pitch things they think Mark likes; Mark can award points or subtract points.
- Wade says Mark likes South Korea, YouTube, Chica (from Five Nights at Freddy’s), Konica/Minolta lenses, Lady Dimitrescu, Garden of Banban, Iron Lung, and hunting tech deals on eBay.
- Mark says he likes Minolta lenses, YouTube, Slay the Spire 2, Sennheiser headphones, Buffalo Wild Wings spicy garlic sauce, seaweed snacks, and Alien: Isolation (and is excited for a sequel).
Notable examples
- “Silent” electric chainsaw vs gas chainsaw safety stories.
- Ryobi 12Ah battery and Ryobi cordless tool kit.
- Relay for Life cold camping/tent story.
- Sour Patch Kids dispute; apple vs apple pie; “bite mounts” for filming.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOIntroductory Banter and Game Rules
2:15 to 5:40
Markiplier introduces the episode and sets up the game rules.
“This is your lovely voice host, Markiplier, here to give you another insight into a wonderful world of comedy, the likes of which you've never seen before.”
Wade's Upcoming Trip and Travel Plans
5:40 to 6:44
Wade discusses his travel plans with his wife and the importance of breaking the routine.
“What I'm going to be doing soon is going to Virginia to visit some friends, and I'm very excited to kind of break the monotony of being home.”
Group Trip Idea to Korea
6:44 to 7:28
The hosts discuss the idea of taking a trip together to Korea.
“It was like, Molly and I haven't been on a trip.”
Chainsaw Experience and Safety
7:28 to 11:31
A humorous recount of the dangers of using an electric chainsaw.
“Breaking the monotony and getting out of the house was the theme of Wade's most recent previous small talk.”
Chainsaw Adventures: Safety First
14:00 to 16:46
Learn about the dangers of using a chainsaw and the importance of safety measures.
Ryobi Tools Discussion
16:46 to 16:58
Hear about the latest Ryobi products and the hosts' preferences in tools.
Small Talk Shenanigans
18:18 to 19:59
Enjoy a light-hearted discussion about small talk and playful banter among the hosts.
“I think we should make a thing where Congress can overrule points directly if they're like, that joke was not worth it.”
The Game Begins: Do I Like That?
19:59 to 22:14
Join the hosts as they play a game determining what Mark likes or dislikes.
“Alright, I like that Which is the name of the game today?”
Playing the Game: Hilarity Ensues
22:14 to 28:01
Listen in as the hosts present various items to Mark and debate his preferences.
“So I only have to ask you, what do I like?”
Mark's Love for Chica
28:01 to 29:10
A discussion about Markiplier's fondness for Chica and photography.
“Mark doesn't like whatever the name of his Minolta lenses gets said wrong.”
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Photography and Video Game Preferences
29:11 to 30:59
The hosts share their thoughts on photography equipment and video games.
“Comma, comma, comma, comma, comma, Minolta lens.”
Hunting for Tech Deals
31:00 to 33:02
A conversation about finding tech deals on platforms like eBay.
“So alright, I'll give it you a curtain of band man.”
The Fascination with Porsches
33:03 to 34:26
Discussion about the price range and features of Porsches.
“They're just like, yeah, this one has like custom$30 ,000,$40 ,000 brake pads.”
Taking on New Challenges
34:27 to 36:36
The hosts reflect on taking on new challenges in their careers.
“Alright, wait, it's your turn You like taking on and conquering new challenges, whether it's, you know, Bob knew you before I did like super well because you guys stayed in the UC together.”
Cooking and Food Preferences
36:37 to 38:16
Discussion on cooking favorite dishes and food preferences.
“loves it are you picking apple pie because no i'm picking apple which one yes no wait i love your level of integrity that you have.”
Sour Patch Kids Debate
38:17 to 40:08
A humorous debate about the hosts' views on Sour Patch Kids.
“You like when daddy's brain stops working so Wade can tell you that you like Sour Patch Kids.”
Relay for Life Experience
40:09 to 42:00
Sharing memories and experiences from the Relay for Life event.
“We've not played together again in weeks, and I want to play again.”
Cold Nights and Camping Experiences
42:00 to 43:52
The hosts discuss a challenging camping experience during a charity event.
“Our asses off cause the thing was in like April of March or April and it was a freezing cold night.”
Competitiveness and Winning
43:52 to 44:53
The conversation shifts to the hosts' competitive nature and the feeling of winning.
“I wish I could say it was a better person.”
Nostalgia and Gaming Memories
44:53 to 48:24
They reminisce about past gaming experiences and favorite games they enjoyed watching.
“On his YouTube channel There's no way, is it 86?”
Horror Games and Game Franchises
48:24 to 50:20
The hosts discuss their interest in horror games and upcoming titles.
“I've not watched the trailer yet, because I just don't like to watch trailers because I feel like they give away too much, but I was super excited to see that they announced the sequel to it.”
The Lightning Round Begins
50:20 to 54:53
A fun lightning round where the hosts quickly state various likes and dislikes.
“All right, we're going to go into the lightning round.”
The Lightning Round Begins
54:57 to 55:28
A fun lightning round where the hosts quickly state various likes and dislikes.
“It's the new way to use ChatGPT for bigger multi-step projects.”
Game Points and Wrap Up
55:28 to 56:01
The hosts conclude their game and discuss points earned during the episode.
“I'll give you an extra point if you show what it is.”
Game Points and Competition Dynamics
56:01 to 59:10
The hosts discuss the scoring dynamics of their ongoing game, detailing point gains and losses.
“Okay, I got to do this in two sections because I had to scroll down.”
Charity Contributions and Discussion
59:11 to 1:00:39
The hosts share their charitable contributions and discuss the impact of their actions.
“The entry will be name a thing Mark likes.”
Transcript
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1:56From lovely comedians to cold camping, Yes, it's time for Markiplier likes that. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hello and welcome back to Distractable. This is your lovely voice host, Markiplier, here to give you another insight into a wonderful world of comedy, the likes of which you've never seen before. I am Markiplier. I said that. Yeah, I hope you remembered. That's who I am But I'm also joined by two esteemed college colleagues Colleges colleges they went to college. I Didn't you went? No, you went yeah, you there. I remember Minus one ha point. All right. Hey, this is the biggest lead I've had in ages Don't worry, I'm sure you'll do something to screw it up It's Wade over there Who's just talking for all those listeners Who still don't know our faces I'm making this noise Yeah, he's making that noise Then Bob, he's a person who was talking before Who just lost a point I'm noising this face I am Markiplier As I've said for the third time now I don't know why I keep forgetting that, I've done that Bob, who's this other guy with us?
3:21We should introduce himself It's just in case people forget it's me markiplier here to give you The insight into the I've already said this Jesus Christ. I didn't even write a script. We're Destructible, so what happens is I assign points Bob's already lost one half oh One one whole point the lies the deceits No, it's a true. There's no lie point here yet There could be because the rules take that Bob are incredibly tall and handsome beautiful host has assigned that and it That shall be. Damn, all right. I'll give you a plus one compliment point. God, is this what Bob usually does? The smart stress?
3:59I've never done this before. Yes, yes. Oh, man. Here, Wade, I'll demonstrate for you how you usually behave. He's not tall and handsome. He's short and handsome. So short. How's the weather down there, Mark? Ah, man, all right. Uncompliment, whatever that word is. I don't even know it. I don't know what you're talking about. Last I heard, he was so big it didn't fit in a parking garage. And I was doing some research into technology and learned GoPro, GoPro, GoPro, Apple, Apple, Apple. Dude, he loves that. Holy shit, man. 3D printer? Press button print. Yeah, but which brand? Oh, Prusa. Oh my God, he got the Prusa point.
4:41I honestly, I know you just said that in the last hour of us hanging out. I'm shocked that he was able to sincerely remember that. Me too, because I was about to say Blue Ribbon. Is that the other one? Or is that a dog food? Yes, yes. The Blue Ribbon H2D. That's the other one we were talking about. I remember that person was the right one, because it was person Blue Ribbon popped into my brain. Yes, yes. See, that's more in the range of what I would expect from you, Wade. Guys, let's turn it around. This might be my season for the first time since season one. Wade, you are flying off to a start With Bob's negative two points, you are five up right now Oh my, can we just wrap up, can we make this a short episode?
5:23Yeah, it might be, it might be But also it's going to be a high-scoring episode I just want to, preemptively putting that out there Which is why it's a high-scoring pre-show And it might be a high-scoring small talk If these guys have lived interesting lives Or they've saved some stories Unlike me, who blew it all on the last episode Who wants to go first? Me! All right, first point. So I've talked about what I have done. What I'm going to be doing soon is going to Virginia to visit some friends, and I'm very excited to kind of break the monotony of being home. We went to Atlanta a little bit ago, which was really nice, but it was a really short trip, and the point was to take my niece to see college.
5:59But Molly and I are finally taking, you know, five days. We're going to go see some friends in Virginia and relax and enjoy ourselves. And I think after that, I don't have dates nailed down. She and I were talking. I didn't realize we haven't gone on a trip just the two of us since our honeymoon, which for us was 2018, which is a while ago. So I think this year, based on how it started, we're going to take some time. We're going this trip. We're going to plan a trip just the two of us. We're going to go to Minnesota sometime in the fall. She wants to go to like the Minnesota State Fair and stuff.
6:28We're going to do a little bit more traveling as the year goes on. I think we're just going to try to make the most of the year and get out and do stuff. I'm a homebody but like I guess I've been homebodying so much that I've really Just I need to break the monotony I need to Break the mold so we're gonna go out we're gonna do Something I don't know what I don't know where we're gonna go we talked about Going to Japan I've never been to Hawaii I'd like to see Hawaii Someday but I don't know we'll do anything That extravagant this year Just getting out and doing stuff sounds Sounds nice which is weird and odd For me to say that Reminded me of I've wanted to take You guys to Korea for so long Just because I think the two of you guys in Korea I think would be very fun.
7:04But yeah, no, we should do that. We should take a trip. We should go. Japan? Why is it fun? Why is it fun? Why is it fun? Why is it fun? What the hell be it? No, no, no. No, no. It's just funny. It was like, Molly and I haven't been on a trip. And it's like, but what if instead the three of us went on a trip? Molly can, you know, Molly can watch the videos that we film afterwards. It would be a good trip. It was just, it was just a funny. When she listens to Distractable and we talk about our trip to Japan and Korea, she's really going to like hearing that. Yeah, she's going to love that. That's great.
7:30That's true. It'll be like she's there. And what more could she want? Our trips are watched on a GoPro. Shouldn't they be filmed on one, Molly? Here, watch this footage. I am filming on an A7S III. Thank you very much. I agree. Yeah, yes. Okay, yes. Thank you. I remember what I was going to say. Objection, your honor. Breaking the monotony and getting out of the house was the theme of Wade's most recent previous small talk. Okay. I just don't think that counts as new small talk. I think that that's an extension of a previous one, and thus should not be worth any points. Virginia different than Ohio?
8:09Thematically, it was the same small talk. I'll grant you this. Do you want me to remove a point from him or give a point to you? I'd like one of his points, yes. Okay, you get a point. Wade, you do not lose any points. All right. In fact, I'd like another. See what he's doing? You see what he's doing, Your Honor? Ungranted, ungranted. Every time you do the Your Honor bit, I have horrible flashbacks to don't laugh. That was such a good episode. I don't know why you're so sad about that. That was hilarious. I think it was for everyone but me. I think I was the only one who was completely miserable.
8:40That was such a hilarious episode. That's why Mark and I laughed so much. It was. Can I get a doodad real quick? It's not huge. It's something where when I saw it, I was like, I have to order this. I have no use for this right now. But it's one of those things where I'm like, I bet I can come up with a bit for it. oh you couldn't make an easy open bullshit thing there we go wait for it this is gonna be so worth it the listeners are gonna love it really small slingshot it's a bite mount a bite mount oh my god it's a mount that is literally meant to be bitten so you can hold a go-to right here i must have dated a bite mount once that's really good that's really good for pov filming actually I have seen that before.
9:28I just thought it was like so useful and yet I don't have a use for it. And yet I kind of do. But it's also like I hadn't thought about this before. Because when we filmed In Space with Markiplier, there was a big helmet rig. And it was like a red monstro on it. It would have been so much easier. It would have been so much easier. I mean, it wouldn't have had the quality, but you know. It would have been so much easier. I don't know if it would have held that big camera. I mean if you got a strong bite you might be able to You know who needs your neck you got your jaws Here and anyway I just Thought it was so funny I probably should have watched that I pulled it right Out of the box I'm sure whoever Touched that in the factory at wherever was Clean daddy's right What is that a new thing where You have to call him daddy was that a handshake deal That I missed that's his show call him daddy Yeah that's that's our show that's what We that's the subtitle of our show Distractable call ums daddy Call ums I was trying to pluralize us and it came out as ums.
10:27The plural, the plural, nevermind. Daddy's right. Anyway, when we go to Korea, when we travel, can we all please use the bite mouths? We should use the bite mouths when we eat. So we're literally eating like you have like your chopsticks and you're like, Okay, just like shit coming, falling everywhere out of all of our mouths. It'll be delightful. I like the image of just walking around like trying to talk to each other while we all have them in our mouths
10:59What's even better I don't know if you saw my Instagram But when I 3d printed this thing so I could put like a macro filter in there it fucking fish eyes the hell out of it Like they're already kind of fish eye But it's super close focus so we can turn them back around bite it hold it like yes So people can get a really intimate view our experience to see our eyes Looking at everything these bite mouths porn will never be the same. I think they're way heady on that one I gotta be honest. I can only imagine the type of camera mounting technology that high-quality Pornographers have implemented the catheter cam Definitely yes, yes Minus one point for that Jesus Christ.
11:43Oh, come on daddy made me do that Wade's back to his winning ways I just want to see how it feels by the end That doesn't mean any more or less than what I said Yeah, well, okay, alright Well, I don't like that So I'm just gonna Mark that down As long as you don't remove points, you can mark whatever you want I'm sorry, are you telling the host what he can and cannot Mark down? Yes, but like in a friendly way Oh, okay, alright, that's fine Anyway, I wrote something down, I'll tell you what it is later Is it my turn for small talk? Yeah, yeah, yeah Okay, I kind of mentioned this in the last episode, I guess, but I gotta say, I thought as far as chainsaws go, I thought like a two-stroke gas chainsaw would be the scariest version because those are the ones that are very like, they're loud and they're like, they just sound kind of, they sound like the murder kind of chainsaw, right?
12:34Like that, specifically a two-stroke just has that vibe. I used my father-in-law's electric chainsaw, Ryobi chainsaw, somehow way more terrifying because it has, it's not like the gas-powered ones are stronger or whatever. They have more power. I don't know the difference. It's not the same, but the electric one is literally like click, click, pull the trigger and it just goes and spins up. It can cut your leg off to the exact same extent as a gas-powered one. The gas-powered one sounding scary is very like you look at it and you're like, all right, got to be careful. This thing sounds pretty dangerous.
13:15The electric one, it feels like you're using a vacuum. I had to break down a tree. I had to break down like a mediumly small pine tree, break it down, and then I had to remove some rose bushes in our backyard. And I was literally like, I would pick it up. And I've used electric yard tools. I used like a blower and a string trimmer before. And those the motors are quiet But they make a loud thing happen right Even the string trimmer the weed whacker thing When it when it starts whipping It doesn't have the engine but it still is like When you look and you're like Like the chainsaw barely moves I've never really used him a lot And it gets fucking terrifying Because I kept finding myself I'd just be holding it It was like a 16 inch I think So it's a pretty small chainsaw not too big But like it's a two-hander and I would just be Holding it and be like do the thing Alright hold it in my other hand Move something around and I'd be like alright I'm just gonna hold this And cut it Whoa what the fuck am I doing Like Jesus Christ chainsawing Toward my own hand fuck It's somehow The silent chainsaw is Currently my least favorite yard Work tool I've ever used because It's really fucking dangerous It was like developed in QLab It's partially because I'm an idiot Because like anyone who knows anything about chainsaws Understands they're dangerous and understand but like I just don't have a lot of experience I fucking I am really lucky I didn't do anything terrible I didn't do anything insane but there were just moments where I was like well I'm holding this tree up in the air and what if I just trim the bottom of this limb off and so I'm like awkwardly like rev up this chainsaw and cut across my body under my arm in midair like every time something I was about to do something I literally would be like stop put the thing down take a step back reassess the safety because i'm really not trying to cut parts of myself off but i thought it would be fine i thought it was cool that would be less loud i still wore ear protection so i was like this is great it's not like my ears aren't ringing it awful hate it i want the loudest most insane sounding chainsaw in the universe the next time i used one because then i'll remember every moment it's spinning that it will cut me and i need to fucking be careful with it I got a solution just get like a playlist of chainsaw noises that way it's loud in your ears while you're using it and you can still use the silent one so it's quiet for everyone else it's funny but honestly I think that would have helped me because I was listening the other problems I had a head headphone ear protection on so I was like listening to podcasts or something and it was literally like people talking like yeah something about finger game god don't cut your fingers off why am I so relaxed right now fuck I need someone yelling in my ear like think think idiot you got you definitely got to use like the pole saw version of that which I think is a fascinating uh it's a weapon it makes you feel medieval if you have you ever held a pole saw really feels like a weapon like it looks like an electrical spear it would be pretty cool but anyway it's much safer I I went around and I cut trees down after the fires and um yeah that I had uh I forget even what the brand is the red one milwaukee milwaukee i had milwaukee um chainsaw on that thing ripped that thing ripped i've never had like the top end gas chainsaw ever either so it's like but that thing was and i i stupidly when i was first doing it didn't have chaps like you know chainsaw chaps yeah uh because i was like it wasn't the biggest one anyway but that thing's still just like ripped through things no they're kind of dangerous yeah these tools are not uh toys but in other news it's rio b days right now Whoa, what?
16:47Shit, really? Hang on Yeah, it's Ryobi! You guys keep doing this, I'm gonna look at I've been literally waiting, cause I'll be like Ah, I might buy that, maybe I'll see if there's a sale When it's Ryobi time Yeah, it's Ryobi time right now They came out with a new, okay, we're not sponsored by Ryobi We talk about these products cause we just like, we use them But we'd always take one, but we'll never get one Uh, they came out with a new 12 amp hour battery It's the most chungus looking thing Holy je - I have a 4 and they're fucking huge A 12? This thing is stupid. God damn. That's a new thing.
17:21I don't know what other new products they have. I think actually Makita has been beating them out on funky products because Makita does have quite a few interesting things. They have like a water boiling kit and like a speaker light combo. And I think they have a microwave. I might be hallucinating that. They're living Makita loca. This episode is brought to you by ChatGPT. Hey, it's Bill Simmons from the Bill Simmons Podcast. Have you guys heard about ChatGPT work? It's the new way to use ChatGPT for bigger multi-step projects. And when you need more than just answers, give ChatGPT work access to your apps and files, and it can create real work documents like spreadsheets, slides, and structured reports.
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18:18Well, it made Bob laugh, so I like that. I like that. That was good. I like that one. I think we should make a thing where Congress can overrule points directly if they're like, that joke was not worth it. As long as I can be Congress, I agree. You are definitely not Congress. You can be a lobbyist. We can have lobbyists. Yeah. Lobbyists are great. Everyone loves lobbyists. Let's have corruption. How are we going to have a governmental system without corruption? Can I be hotel roomist? Because I don't want to be in the lobby anymore, and I already am. See, that's the one where that one doesn't get points.
18:53But it made me happy. I'm glad it did. I'm glad it did. Okay, wrapping up, right? Other than the fact that I must approach the bench because Bob's small talk was the same as last episode's small talk, where he was still doing dad things. Chainsaws, children, they're all dad things. He didn't mention Ryobi He mentioned chainsawing rose bushes My god he did That was not in my small talk I don't know if you got small talk because you were the host Okay wait wait wait just proved himself wrong Alright It wasn't in my small talk because it happened later in the episode Because Mark scratched his leg and was like Ooh I scratched his scab and I was like oh I have those Later in the episode was still small talk Like 37 minutes in so I don't know at what point Wait I was on your side you killed your own case I'm sorry I reopen Alright, go ahead I appeal I don't think, are the appeals done by the same judge?
19:46Definitely not I'll take this one up, I approve the appeal We're kicking your appeal down to the next episode when you host Got em Alright, who's ready for the real main game? Me, me, us, us Alright, I like that Which is the name of the game today? Well, no, okay, that's not the exact name Okay, backing up one point Wade, you get a segue point Alright You said something that I and I said I don't like that and you lost more for the thing that you I didn't like But you got a point for the segue point because this game is something along the lines of do I like that? Does Markiplier like that and all you need to do this is why it's gonna be a fast players here Yes, didn't you know he was announced the herald who was heralded It was heralded many times All you need to do is try to present me things that I like.
20:39That's it. You can look them up. You don't have to look them up. It could be something off the top of your head. It can't be the same thing. So if one of you says one of one thing, it can't be two of the other. Like, it's the same thing. It has to be unique items. Present them to me. Literally just say it. I'll tell you if I like it or I don't. If I like it, I'll give you a point. If I don't like it, I will take a point away. I can be convinced that I like something. No, I can be convinced that I don't like something. You can't so much convince me unless you're being counter convinced by the opposite party.
21:13I want the I want the the the instigation for me not to like it to be on the opposing party. Then you may defend your claim, but only if it's countered by someone trying to contest it. Right. Yep. So if you present something, Wade, and it was like and I said, oh, I like that. But Bob was like, oh, then you could present it. But if you present something and I say, I don't like it straight up, then there's no counter to it. Right. Unless the other person for some fucking reason says, no, you do like that, but he can't say the same thing. So it wouldn't matter. I don't know. We'll figure it out. I only had 20 minutes to come up with this game.
21:52So I'm with you. I'm with you. All right. Okay, cool. All right. I won't have time to write down what it is, but I will also count retroactive, like not liking or changing my mind down the road. If for some reason it changes, I will try to take points away from people or give points to them. I might do my best to try to write these down, but I don't think I, I, I, I'm not sure how fast this is going to go. Wade, since you got the segue point, you're going to go first. So I only have to ask you, what do I like? The new iPhone 17 Pro. because the 16 has a five times zoom range. The 17 goes up to eight times zoom range, which is almost twice the zoom for a camera that we all know you love and use.
22:36I don't like it. I got the air. That's incorrect. You like this. No, that's not out of this word. All right. Minus one to Wade. It's starting to do it. Bob. Easy win. easy which which which part which part which part of it what is it well you do like this this is the gopro mission one pro but even more than that you like the gopro mission one ilc because that is the one that is not out yet and has the interchangeable lenses and that's the one you're gonna really go for you see i'm gonna counter here because i'm allowed as the opponent it's the called the ils you were so close i do not like the interchangeable lens counter clip i do not like the ILC.
23:24Well, you probably like the ILC. Well, one, you don't like the ILC. You just said so much. So therefore I'm already right. But two, you know what you don't like is the fact you don't have one of those. You like the concept of one, but the one Bob showed you is Bob's version that you didn't get. How can you like it when you were left out and didn't get one? You were left in the dirt. You were forgotten. He has, he has one. It's not your car, Wade. It does exist. He doesn't have one sent directly to Distractable. It was sent directly to him. At the expense of money. Yours was sent because you're so beautiful, Daddy.
24:03If I could give you points, I still wouldn't. I don't know how to give points for that. I already subtracted points because you said ILS wrong. So I'm not going to subtract more points. That's right. Maybe. Am I winning? No. Both of you have somehow lost points on the eye. Do I like this challenge right off the bat. I don't know how. Well, you chose poorly. Didn't know it would be the new lowest scoring episode ever. All right. Off to you, Wade. What do I like? Oh, you like the Ryobi 1 18-volt cordless six-tool combo kit with compact battery, 4-0-AH battery and charger PCL 1600K. Let's see to a fucking AI described thing.
24:474-0-AH ME amp battery hours. What was the code? I was just reading my webpage was loading really slow. What was the item code? I got to look it up, see if I like it. Item code? Where did I find that? You read an item code at the end of it. What are you talking about? PCL 1600 K2. Oh, that's not a good one. He doesn't like that one. To tackle all do-it-yourself projects, six tools, two batteries, charger, and accessories. See, all right. I'm so sorry. I don't like that because because this isn't even like the upgraded version of the real V tools like the he didn't get you he didn't get you the one plus what are those called the brushless ones yeah the brush HP the HP line look at his beautiful mane of hair he needs a brush Wade's out Wade's out here trying to sell Mark on brushed drills and drivers please how are you losing voice on this because this is the one thing I'm terrible at is policing I got a guaranteed winner.
25:49Can't lose. Mark, you like Korea. Aye, which one? Aha! Oh, God, I hope I get this right. Oh, fuck. Oh, God. I hope it's South Korea. Heads, he says North. Tails, he says South. Man, that's funny. All right. Jesus Christ. I'll give you South Korea. Yeah, I like South Korea. Alright, good. I didn't think this would be so hard guys. I'm so sorry. I thought it'd be easy. Alright, Wade, back to you. Unless you want to counter that, somehow I don't like curry. Oh god, alright, you like chicken and dumplings from Cracker Barrel. I do! You like your sides on separate plates! Okay, which one? Goddammit, corn!
26:40I think corn is right, I think that's right. I'll give you that We've not ordered it in like 8 years How do I remember? Okay back to you Bob Alright Mark I've got a winner for you Okay I'm ready You like YouTube I do like YouTube right now And you caught me at a good time with YouTube They've been nice to me So I do like YouTube Wade unless you think I don't Well it depends on the day because YouTube, they've been a little bit less out of the spotlight in the last few years, but they're in that 2012 to 2021 range had some things that weren't so great. They've made some decisions that we were like, oh, I don't know what they're doing.
27:23The algorithm was all kinds of confusing. And, you know, Google big corporation. Do we really like all the things that they've done and will do? Just because Twitch is busy over there shooting themselves in the foot nonstop doesn't mean that YouTube gets a free pass. Do we really like corporation? That's a question you got to ask you. The compelling argument, you can make your prompt Do I like Corporation, but Spoiler alert, it might lose you a point But I like YouTube, so Alright, Wade, your turn Let the record show a picture of Chica has entered I do like a picture of Chica He likes Chica, Bob counter that I would argue that That picture is of Mark and Chica And the thing that Mark actually likes there Is Chica, not the picture He might like the picture, it's him and Chica The picture itself is fine his eyes are closed the greatest photograph i've ever seen taken of mark there's nothing wrong with the picture no there's something right with the picture it's not really the picture that he likes it's the chica but i don't have chica here to show but look how happy look at that happy face you could have just said with your words he likes chica i'm gonna give it to you wade but man Bob got really close Picture of Chica To convincing me I didn't like that You don't like pictures of Chica?
28:40No I do I told you I just did Also we call him daddy now Oh Mark does not I mean that's up to him I guess Don't pressure him Alright daddy back to you Mark You like Kanaka Minolta lenses Kanaka Minolta doesn't make lenses That's after the merger when they stopped Their photography department So, oh, is that not what it's called? All right. Well, read it really let me down then. Mark doesn't like whatever the name of his Minolta lenses gets said wrong. Yeah. I like Minolta lenses. Kanaka. I like the thing is I like Kanaka. I like Minolta. Was there a comma in there? Comma, comma, comma, comma, comma, Minolta lens.
29:22I can't, I can't come out and say that there definitely was on purpose. The first time I'm not going to lie. That's the only way I could give you that point. Hey, I know you don't like lying. If only the game was named what I don't like, unfortunately. I'm not trying to earn points. I'm just telling you. I'm not going to lie to you, you know? I'm going to give you that on a technicality. I'll give you the Konica Minolta. I'll give it to you because I like Konica and I like Minolta. And if in an alternate universe where they merged and made even better lenses, that would be a wonderful thing. And I do like the idea of it.
29:53So I'm going to give it to you. All right, Wade. Paul. Dress. Witch hat. Beautiful. Tall. Her name, Lady Demetrescu. Okay, alright. Because when you started tall, I started writing a minus so I was just like, I hope you... She's 9 foot 6. I could not mention tall. I do like Lady Dometre. I like Lady D. When I think Markiplier, I think Lady D right there next to you. Bob! I don't know why. This one might be controversial, but I'm gonna throw it out there i think you like garden of ban ban i do i'm not gonna lie i do garden of ban ban it has so grown on me because it's it's funny with garden of ban ban it started off like does it like it's like any other horror game i've ever played and i just like i didn't get why everyone was so vitriolic oh no they tried to sell merch oh we sell merch like i don't think We can fault anyone for that so do we though do we actually We sell a lot of merch we sell a lot in terms of quantity yes, we sell very well So alright, I'll give it you a curtain of band man.
31:06I do like that wait. I have a feeling Call it a hunch that you enjoyed the video game iron lung I did specifically the video game specifically the video game. Okay. All right. All right. Okay. I'll give you that I like that. That's good daddy i just i don't know why i'm going with ones i'm not actually sure if you're gonna agree with or not but i feel confident in this one you like hunting for tech deals on ebay i do like hunting for tech deals on ebay i do uh pretty much any deal honestly hunting i it's an i'm right there with you i cannot stop looking at like facebook marketplace and ebay and shit for things i'm never gonna buy unless i find the right deal and then you basically have to buy it if you find a thing for the right deal how are you not gonna buy that i don't know what mailing list i got on but i'm so glad i did there's an auction site for like when they do liquidation auctions for certain things and occasionally like there was a big camera a photography studio liquidation sale and there was a bunch of cameras and lights and stands and it's just like oh and then there was this woodworking one and i'm like there's been there's been a couple in the cincinnati area there was a guy actually ended up buying some stuff from who had a podcast studio and had a bunch of lights and audio stuff and then there was another guy out of music studio who i messaged and asked some questions but he had some cool stuff and but i just didn't ultimately really didn't have a way i could use it but i was like man but i would love to have that though look how cool that is it's kind of sad because like a business going out of business you know but uh you know hey i'll help them make their money back i'll buy some stuff honestly the the podcast dude that i that i i met up with and talked because he had a really nice car in his garage too so we talked cars a little bit he was like that's fine i got this new business it's going great so i didn't even feel that bad about like he was kind of like nah i thought i wish the podcast would have worked out but we got i got this i'm giving up on it because i got a new business and the new business is on fire and i was like good because that looks like an expensive car in your garage it was like a porsche uh with some fancy port i think it's a gt2 rs or something it was like something where it was like oh that's an expensive one fuck porsches have a wild range in price they do indeed do they oh i don't know about that you can get one for like 30 40k probably even new i don't know about how cheap you can get them used but like you can also go to like look at the Porsche dealer and there's Porsches in the lot.
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33:36They're just like, yeah, this one has like custom$30 ,000,$40 ,000 brake pads. It runs, I don't know,$350 ,000. It's like, oh my God. And I'm sure there's some way more expensive than that even, but like just the range at the dealer is crazy for cars that at least in my eye look similar. Like a lot of the Porsche bodies look similar. Okay. Well, don't be rude. Okay. I'll calm down. Well, they kind of do. I mean, Don't listen to this guy I don't say it's a bad thing I'm just saying it's crazy the difference in quality and price You can get a cheap Porsche It still looks really nice It doesn't look cheap It all comes down to the luxury pricing is different But also it's like how much can they make it scale That really dictates the entirety of car pricing Well and a lot of those are built for like going to the track And stuff like that too Like they're built to speed and go around Not just drive around casually So then that ups the price too Anyway, alright, back to the game Alright, wait, it's your turn You like taking on and conquering new challenges, whether it's, you know, Bob knew you before I did like super well because you guys stayed in the UC together.
34:39But like, even whenever we first started talking, it was like, OK, YouTube, you're going to start doing YouTube, you're going to start doing compilations. You're going to then we did the tour. Then we did you did music while we were doing the tour. Then it's like, OK, who killed Markiplier all the way up to in space and then Iron Lung. It's like you keep upping your game and taking on new challenges that I don't think you really know what you're getting into, but then you end up conquering them. And even though they're a pain in the ass, I feel like you thrive on that satisfaction from conquering the next white whale.
35:07Oh, man. Thank you. I see why you did this episode. I understand now. I'm getting it. Do you? Do you? I understand the 8D chess that was being played. My pieces are on the board and I'm like, damn it. I've fallen into this trap. You know, also, I like strawberries. You know, you could say that. I reserve that for next. All right. Okay. All right. Danny. I have a hunch, and this is a food one, and I thought of it myself. No. You like making chicken and dumplings for your friends and family. You like cooking that. That's your dish. I do. And you do a good job of it. I love that. And Amy even got me a pot that says Mark's Dumps on it.
35:53So four friends. It's very nice. Nice. All right, Wade Don't want to say strawberries, but god, it's so tempting Because it's right there Why wouldn't you? It's not a hard game, man He's trying to lose, don't help him I feel like, you know, listen No one's going to say strawberries Because it was probably a trick You probably actually hate them, it was a trap card I'm not going to go take that Wade has honor and integrity He would never do that Therefore, I'm going to say you're more of an apple guy Wink wait which one yeah what kind do we talk about that's right both nope i'm shooting for the stars apple pie apple products apple pie i don't think mark likes apple pie i don't like apple pie he loves it are you picking apple pie because no i'm picking apple which one yes no wait i love your level of integrity that you have.
36:51What are you doing? Your integrity is going to lose you a point here. Which is it? Well, I know you like Apple products. You like Apple phone. You have the MacBook. You just went and saw Apple. You're a big Apple guy. So the company? Yeah. Okay, God. It's so simple. Alright. Okay. Daddy. Mark likes strawberries. I love strawberries. You got it. Alright. This is an easy game. Alright, Wade. Whenever at restaurants you get the crackers You put butter and you put salt on the cracker Wait what? The salted butter on like crackers or bread Oh okay Do I like salted butter? Well you salt your butter So I would assume yes I was meaning the whole little bite Okay Alright I don't think I've ever Put salted butter on a Cracker specifically I thought you did crackers when we went to the little butter crackers.
37:52I thought you were opening up putting butter on there, then taking the salt shaker and putting it on. Am I crazy for thinking that was you? He does that with bread is all I've ever seen. He does that with bread. I thought you did with crackers too. Okay, well, the salted butter combination, you know, rule what you will. How would you like it on bread but not crackers? I just have never done it. It doesn't seem like something I'd do. I don't know, man. Which one are you picking? Well, now I'm going to take the bread. I'm not stupid. okay all right are you sure you're not stupid uh no but i'm going to pretend i i want to object and fight back but that just feels mean at this point i don't thank you it does it does all right daddy sorry i apologize daddy i literally had something in my head and what just transpired with wade made me like forget what i was going to say ah well i know this one for sure you like those crunchy seaweed snacks.
38:49I do. I do. I do like seaweed snacks. That is not what I was thinking of. God damn. What's in that? What's in that? Wade, your tactic is working. You're making my brain stop working. Wade. Yeah, Wade. Go for it. All right. You like when daddy's brain stops working so Wade can tell you that you like Sour Patch Kids. I don't like it when daddy's brain stops working. But you do like Sour Patch Kids. Yeah, but that's not what you said. I was just trying to throw Bob off some more so he wouldn't be able to think, which seems like it worked for both of you. I'm going to start treating this like an AI, and the first thing you say is what I'm going to go with.
39:25But after this, Sour Patch Kids? Is that what it is? That's what it is. Okay, my most recent interaction with Sour Patch Kids is Sour Patch Kids is dead to me, if you see my YouTube video, and I haven't eaten them since. You still like them. You cannot, you're not allowed to argue unless Bob starts the counter argument. I don't like sour patch kids. Oh, so we're lying to ourselves now. Hey, I'm allowed to do that. I'm the judge. Putting in accordance with the lore of what I've established on my channel. Bob, argue. Bob, argue. I think Wade's right. I can't believe it. I thought Wade was dead on on that one.
40:00All right. Okay. I'm not convinced. Well, there goes that.
40:08Okay, with the old college try. I don't know. All right, Daddy, back to you. All right, Daddy's turn. You like Sennheiser headphones. I do. I do like Sennheiser headphones. I do. All right. Oh, wait. You like Slay the Spire 2. I do like Slay the Spire 2. Super fun. We've not played together again in weeks, and I want to play again. So bad. Oh, we should do a four-player game. That would be crazy. Daddy. You like Buffalo Wild Wings spicy garlic sauce. Oh, it's my favorite. Oh, yeah. Spicy garlic. All right. That's another point for you. Wade, you like not being bald. I can't lie. I do like not being bald.
40:55I'm not going to lie about that. Back to daddy. See, I know so many things that you like. I'm trying to keep it interesting. I don't want to just bank easy points. I want to find the edges of this here. But then I'm like, oh, that's too risky That's too risky I'm just gonna throw some stuff out You like camping Bugs, sweat, no air conditioning No technology I don't really like Camping that much I guess it's like I'm kind of counting, you like A nice cabin in the wilderness You like a trip up into the mountains You like You like a nice You like a nice secluded trip Wait do you remember this There was a tent at UC I think we were in a tent For some overnight Relay for life the American Cancer Society walk It was so cold That I kept trying to steal the only Blanket that you had the whole night I was like I was so cold And you're like what are you doing I was like please It's just really cold Do you remember?
41:59I remember us freezing Our asses off cause the thing was in like April of March or April and it was a freezing cold night. And at one point, is that the, were you the one that got up and just walked for two extra hours in the middle of the night because it was too cold to sleep? Yes, it was so cold. I actually went into the building. I like found a way to get in and I just went in, I went in. I just found a class because I was so cold. I'm not going to, because it was like sleeping on the ground was like, I didn't have any kind of mattress pad. I didn't have a blanket. I was just, it was just me clothes like this on the ground and I was dying.
42:32So for those of you out there watching this that don't know so the america cancer society through different colleges does an event called relay for life and the whole idea is you know you raise a bunch of money for cancer research for america cancer society and they have an overnight event where like people gather at least at uc it was on uc's campus and there was like this sidewalk walking path and in the middle of it people would set up tents there were like events and like music and stuff going on all night the idea was you always had one person from your group walking on the walking path so the way we would do it is we'd have like two or two hours like one or two hour segments for walking and then like once your two hours was up you'd go tap the next person they would walk they'd walk two hours wake up the next person but one particular year it was very cold like mark was saying and trying to sleep especially whenever you underprepared and didn't bring enough stuff to camp in not putting any fingers mark uh you might have been colder than most and then fought someone who did bring the right amount of stuff to sleep and tried to steal their shit just so you could apparently leave and go inside during this walking event.
43:34Because I couldn't take, you wouldn't let me have your shit. I don't know why. I was fucking cold, man. I wasn't gonna get out of my shit. It was a great event. It was a really good time, but it was very cold to sleep. So sometimes the walking was the easier part. So there wasn't a lot of rest gone, but it was a great event. I do miss doing that, but do not miss that cold camping night. I wish I could say it was a better person. The day that I fill Outdoor Roy's YouTube channel's big shoes and go camp in the wilderness alone in Alaska, and I will learn to love camping, but at this juncture, I can't say I like camping.
44:05I'm sorry. Sorry, Daddy. Learn a lot about Mark right now. Mark, you know what you like? You like winning. You really like winning. I do like winning. You don't do a lot of competitive things, because I think you and I are similar in this, that we have that winner mind. We have that competitive streak in us that we don't really enjoy always tapping into, but it's there. Because when we win, God, it feels good. But when we lose, it feels extra bad because the winning just feels so good. We like winning. Okay. All right. Don't sell yourself too hard because I don't mind losing. That's one of the things about me.
44:37I don't like it. But I like winning, so I'll give you a point there. All right. Daddy. Mark. You like. I like Mark. You got it. Nailed it. I like Mark. Oh. You like that 13 years ago Wade played 86 episodes of Settlers of Catan On his YouTube channel There's no way, is it 86? I like Wade's Settlers series I do I actually, unironically You always thought it was a joke It was unironically I still, I will never not think it was It's only 15 episodes on the playlist Oh, yeah, 86 did seem high it just feels like a lot the thing for me is they don't have thumbnails so if you scroll through it's all just a screenshot of Settlers of Catan on screen with Wade's face at the right side in the middle of the screen it just looks like how 2009 felt like it looks it has a certain capture something clean shaven face shitty camera shitty lighting me Wade on his Bengals chair in the kitchen playing Settlers of Catan.
45:47Fridge in the background that had my sister's list of all the drinks she had on her 21st birthday. Wow, that's great. Wade, my friend, you like when your friends succeed and are happy. I like friends success. Great. Can I have a loan? Sure. What do you need, man? Dude, I... Yeah. Of course. Yeah, what do you need? I don't know what I need it for. I just wanted to see if you'd say yeah. Yeah, man. Yeah, of course. Do I have to pay it back? Uh, no, honestly. You could not pay it back and it'd be fine. Is there a limit how much I can ask for? Probably. Cool, great. I guess you'll find it.
46:27We'll just chat later. Alright, okay, man. Dude, whatever you need. If you need help, you can always come to me, man. Not yet, but maybe I'll find a way. Daddy, ask the same question. See if it's different. Are you ready to find out?
46:44I'm not ready to find out. Now I'm just thinking of things that I like. What does Mark like? Oh, I know a thing that you like. Mark, you like that you don't own a Tesla anymore. I do, and I'm super glad I sold it when I did. A like by subtraction. That's an interesting strat. Yeah, that's good. That's good. That's the point for Daddy. Wade, we're getting close. I'm going to do a lightning round here eventually where I'll give you a timer for it, but we're not there yet, but we're getting close. Whose line is it anyway? way. I do. I do like Who's Line. I've not watched that in forever. I've not watched all the new seasons.
47:16Have you guys watched the new season? They stopped making new ones. They started touring actually because Sam said that there was a Who's Line live show near that. Man, I would love to see them in person. I don't know. I've got nostalgia on right now. You guys brought Settlers of Catan. It took me all the way back. I was like, ha ha, Colin's bald. I was like, ha ha, I am too. Well, thank you for that. And uh, uh, Daddy, it's back to you. You like a silent drive where you can think your thoughts. I do like silent drives. I do cannot deny I'm not a big music when I'm driving unless I'm in a specific mood or need a specific mood, you know?
47:55Alright, Wade, you like a good horror game with crisp mechanics. Something that's not gonna get you all bogged down and broken with technical issues. but it's just a nice, smooth, well-loved experience. I do. I like it. It's simple, crisp. I think that's a good way to describe it. I like crisp horror game. That's good. Speaking of, I can only keep distracting. Alien Isolation 2 was announced, and I love Alien Isolation 1. I played Alien Isolation 1, I think, like three times. I'm super stoked that they're making a sequel. I've not watched the trailer yet, because I just don't like to watch trailers because I feel like they give away too much, but I was super excited to see that they announced the sequel to it.
48:32can i say i i don't play those sort of games but those those sort of games and like the dead space series i would put in that similar genre those are the ones that i actually watch you guys play yeah i don't know if that's lame or not but like i don't i don't generally keep up with like all of my friends youtube postings day to day but i have watched mark's dead space all of mark's dead space series is the whole franchise and i've watched both of your alien isolation playlists because i really like watching friends play those sorts of games like i miss it brings me back to like i used to watch my friend play that sort of shit on the gamecube in the basement when we were like middle school high school right we would hang out and then he would play whatever it was a lot like time splitters perfect dark zero or stuff where we could have played multiplayer on on some of the games I think but like we would rather have just he would rather play and I would rather watch I'm that way with um Resident Evil and Evil Within I've never wanted to like the games where you have a limited inventory limited ammo and like you have to really be careful about what you bring how you conserve when you shoot that drives me crazy as a person playing like I still refer to people that look like what's the name Joseph from Evil Within I still call him like Jojo Mark called him Jojo so I'll see someone looks like oh my god that looks like Jojo and everyone's like who the fuck is Jojo I'm like you know from Mark's Evil within Jojo I forgot about that god that's the thing is like every time there's another one I don't know if they're making a third one of those but it's like I won't remember the jokes I made like the first time around so people get mad at me that I don't call things the things that I called them before I'm like I didn't I was an idiot I'm still an idiot why would you think I would remember that anyway that also reminded me I need to do I need to play Resident Evil 4 I promised I'd do it on a stream or something, but that's a long game, so I can't do it.
50:21All right, we're going to go into the lightning round. I don't care whose turn it is. Bob, is it yours? I think so, yeah. It's not going to be fair because I know you probably queued one up. Actually, let's do it after that. That way it would be fair. I actually don't have one queued up. Yeah, I don't have anything. I've got nothing left either. It will be first thing you say. You will have a very short time limit, like five seconds to say it. There's no justification here. There's no qualifications. You just bang them out. We're going to go for a few minutes just to rack up points and losing points to really mix it up.
50:49Are you ready, everybody? Yes. Alright, Daddy! 3, 2, 1, go! You like a thawkey keyboard. I do. Yeah, I like this thawkey keyboard. I'll give it to you. Alright, Wade! Good lighting. I do like good lighting. That's good. Bob, Daddy? A window. I like a window. Yep, I like a window. I can't deny. Wade! A hot meal. Hot meal. Can't beat a hot meal. That's great. Bob, sorry, Daddy. I'm so sorry, Daddy. A working refrigerator. Oh! I do like that. Working refrigerator. Yep. Wait. Poopless floor. Yep, I like a poopless floor. That's true. Daddy. A bowl of fruit on the counter. I like a bowl of fruit on the counter.
51:30That is nice. It's aesthetically nice, too. All right, wait. Sing if your body can take it. You know, I would be lying to myself. I like it. I like it. All right. All right. Daddy. Wearing the same clothes over and over because it's the one pair of sweatpants that you really like. I don't think I like that. I feel sticky. You just do that? I just do that. I hope no one notices. What are you doing? You were doing the same thing last week. I don't like that. I swear, everybody. I swear. Alright, Wade. Being your height.
52:09Oh, come on, man. Why you gotta put me on the spot like this? I like being my height because I could always be shorter, so I like it. I like being my height. I usually am not the type that's like, I'll change things about myself. Because then who knows where it would end up. All right, Bob, Daddy. You like an organic opportunity to do that thing where your feet turn backwards. Ah, man, I wish I could say I do. It hurts nowadays. It hurts now? Oh, that's not good. Yeah, so I can't do it more. I don't like it, unfortunately. Because if it did come out where I'm going to do the foot thing, I'd be like, oh, man, I got to do the foot thing.
52:42Yeah, now it sucked. All right, Wade. Socks that aren't those weird toe socks. normal socks yes that's the word i like not toe socks wait hold on socks that aren't toe socks socks with no toes that's barely socks at all that's just low pant legs why did you have to say it that way i don't even like i don't like what you said and i i think i like what you mean but i don't like what you said i'm taking away point uh be careful how you answer because the Then it's going to judge forever. Daddy, please save me. You like coffee. Black coffee. Oh, I don't like black coffee. Sorry. Oh, no. I like cream.
53:22I have cream. Cream and coffee. I said when I went to Europe, I was like, they don't have cream. They don't have half and half. They have milk. And it's not the same. All right, wait. Joe Pesci. God, I hope he likes Joe Pesci. Let me look up who Joe Pesci is. I think I know, but let me just make sure. Mobster movies, Home Alone. Home Alone guy, yeah. Oh, of course, yeah. I like Joe Pesci. All right, here we go. All right. Daddy. You like a high quality bag. I do like a high quality bag. I do. Yeah, and I'm shopping around for a new one. Even if I don't, even if I settle on my Amazon one, I still like a high quality bag.
53:57Wait. Ready, Mercury? Yeah, sure. Why not? Daddy. You like Tyler. I do like Tyler. It's been really awkward if he said, ooh, minus a point. He had to say he likes that. I got him there. Alright, Wade. A good oven. Yep, I do. I like a good oven, can't deny. Daddy. You like a well-designed recording space. I do. Oh, it's so aesthetic. It's so beautiful. Yep. Wade. Cardinals. The birds. Not the people that work with the Pope, but the birds. Okay, the birds. Cardinals and birds. Yep, they're pretty. Alright, and Bob, last one. You like filming yourself for content purposes in silly locations when the opportunity presents itself.
54:49That's very specific. I still like it. I love it. Okay, done. Hands off. Hands up. This episode is brought to you by ChatGPT. Hey, it's Bill Simmons from the Bill Simmons Podcast. Have you guys heard about ChatGPT work? It's the new way to use ChatGPT for bigger multi-step projects. And when you need more than just answers, give chat GPT work access to your apps and files, and it can create real work documents like spreadsheets, slides, and structured reports. Get started at chat GPT dot com by selecting work mode available on plus and pro plans.
55:27Listen, look, Bob, you dropped your rifle. Was that the GoPro? Better not have been. You can't be on screen. I can't show you. It's fine. It's not broken. and it just needs to stay down there. I'll give you an extra point if you show what it is. Oh, okay. It's a fidget spinner. It's just embarrassing that I have one. All right, I'll give you a fidget spinner. I have one of those little Allen wrenches. No, no, sorry. Point's all done for objects to show. I have a small metal ruler. That's pretty good. Oh, man, there's so many points. I have to... Okay, this is going to take a bit. Okay, I got to do this in two sections because I had to scroll down.
56:04Oh, we never named Jesus. We could have really gotten Mark on the spot. All right. Okay. So, Wade, I'm going to start. Well, okay. We're going to actually, I'm going to start both of you, but it's not going to be done because the speed round I have to treat separately. All right, Wade, you got a compliment point, parking, a callback. It's also a callback. So if there's a callback point, he got a callback. Krusa, first to small talk. You lost a point for the catheter cam. You got us point back for Segway. And then okay, Makita Loka, I gave you a point for that. That is conditional on Congress for approving that point Lost an iPhone and then the game started so in the pre-talk point Or the small talk point Bob you are zero because you lost two and then gained two so netted zero points there All right Wade right off the bat you lost points as you were trying to figure out how not complicated this game was Once you figured out that it was very simple you started getting there, but you lost two points.
57:01Yeah, that sounds right Chicken dumps picture of Chica that got you zero so Lady D Iron Lung the game new challenges Apple the company and salted butter on bread which is very close to losing it and then that so that's five down to there uh ILC instead of ILS lost you a point South Korea made that up YouTube Conica Minolta garden of ban ban hunting for tech deals these are bob points yeah these are bob points making dumps for friends this bob so that's a five right there down to making dumps Strawberries, seaweed snacks, Sennheiser headphones, B-dubs, spicy chicken... Garlic. That's it. So that's four down to there.
57:42Wade, you lost one on the Sour Patch. So actually you both have the same amount on the point page of this one, which is this fucking long. So you both actually, by the bottom of it, you had the same amount. So that's four to there. Yeah, you lost... that's four... that's nine. Sorry, we're at nine. Fuck, holy shit. Wade slay the Spire 2 Not being bald Winning friend success Who's line Chris poor game That was 15 15 before the speed round Lost one for camping I'm sorry Wade settler of Catan Got you back Nostalgia Silent drives Puts you only at 11 Before the speed round It's 17 to 23 Wade Wade you have 23 23 points.
58:31I'll bet them all on black. Bob's crushing minus two points at the very beginning. Set him way back to, and then that allowed you, Wade, to pull ahead with a lead that he just... That is a four-point swing. Yeah, I thought it was closer when you all netted the same by the end of the page turn, but that bonus round with the extra three being lost there, and Wade, you only lost one on things I don't like. Congratulations at least for now until the wheel spin, because who knows what the fuck could happened there. I know, man. This is one of those where it's like I start to feel good and something terrible's gonna happen.
59:03Yeah, but going in with 23 points, that's about as secure a lead as we can have on this game here. I need it so bad. My losing streak's been so bad. The entry will be name a thing Mark likes. Or a thing Mark likes. First to say something that Mark likes gets a point. And it could be me. Well, how many spins? How many spins? Mark likes Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Not one. One's good for me. One's good for me. One's good. One's good. One's good. There's nothing more likes. 112 options. One spin. I don't know for sure if there's a thing that can make me win. Uh, golf rules. That's about it. Or sudden death and then winning that.
59:47Come on, point for viewers. Sudden death. Sudden death. Viewers. Viewers. Ah. healed the world the most since last episode all right which one of you did it well i'm the board president of a non-profit so i donated to charity uh bob you killed some plants they were already dead okay all right i was just cutting up their corpses all right uh wade what charity did you thank you they've had their uh saint jude stuff going on and people were raising money so i donated a few different saint jude campaigns i mean honestly that's pretty good uh bob do you contest that with any more good that you've done i mean it doesn't really matter so no it doesn't really matter who healed the world and with that attitude wade you with a whopping 24 points might be the most i've scored a round ever congratulations you have won it's real yeah yeah yeah you can give your winner's piece now if you want i uh i didn't have a great last season i i'm pretty sure i was pretty low on the win total uh this start to this one was starting to look a little rocky but you know i really clamped down and uh used some real cheesy tactics to win and i feel great about it don't regret a thing it's great to be back on top i plan on living here this season it's my year from this point forward all right well done bob didn't do a very good job this time That's all Alright short and sweet and to the point But thank you all so much For attending this episode listening to it And now you are more well informed About the things that I like And don't like I didn't expect this to be as Thought through but these guys always like to exceed In terms of looking for the hidden game But sometimes it's the same It's exactly as it seems But you guys aren't exactly what you seem You're even better than that Thank you, viewers and listeners.
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