Mark's One Man Show (Part 2)

20 Apr 2026 · 1 h 5 min · 22 chapters

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In short

Distractable’s “Mark’s One Man Show Part 2,” featuring improvised games where Mark draws from descriptions and guesses words/clues, plus casual talk about games, tech news, and personal projects.

Guests

Mark (host/competitor; described as multi-talented, “one-man show” focus), Bob (co-host; describes images/words and competes), Wade (co-host; describes images/words and competes). No external guests appear in the transcript.

Key claims

A “Lemonati” conspiracy keeps lemon on top and lime in shadows; 7up “fights back” with lime lemon soda. The episode also claims Slay the Spire 2 updates “nerf” builds to prevent infinite power. Mark is portrayed as unusually good at drawing from verbal instructions.

Notable examples

  1. MS Paint drawing game: Mark recreates Santa (minion goggles, open coat, white shirt, big beard) and a racehorse (brown body, white socks, black shin guards, white fence/green hedges).
  2. Another drawing: two people on a bench with bikes, railroad tracks, gravel, and a wet golden retriever puppy under a tree.
  3. Word game: guessing ketchup and other backwards-spoken words; “treaty of Westphalia” comes up as a hard one.

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The Lemonati Conspiracy

0:00 to 0:34

Explore the humorous plot involving the Lemonati and lime sodas.

“For decades, a shadowy organization called the Lemonati has kept lemon on top and lime in the shadows.”

Setting the Stage for Mark's Show

2:12 to 4:48

The hosts discuss the format and expectations for Mark's one man show.

“Hey, welcome back to another episode of Distractable.”

Cincinnati Trip Recap

4:48 to 6:07

The hosts share experiences from a trip to Cincinnati.

“because then it's like, well, it'll be gone by next week and we'll never remember it happened.”

Gaming and Nostalgia

6:07 to 8:01

Mark reminisces about his father's old game and his gaming experiences.

“They've nerfed a bunch of things because what they don't want is for builds to easily just go into infinity.”

Pool Maintenance Challenges

8:01 to 10:00

Discussion about the struggles of maintaining a swimming pool.

“But all of the mice are just Mark standing there and they look over at you at the same time.”

Filming and Equipment Woes

10:00 to 14:01

Conversations about filming experiences and the physical demands involved.

“here doing my stupid one man show instead of reading all the delicious, delightful news.”

Filmmaking Discussions

14:01 to 15:10

The hosts talk about filming techniques and equipment setups.

“But still, I could if I thought about it a little bit.”

The One-Man Show Setup

15:10 to 17:05

Preparation and technical challenges for Mark's one-man show.

“How do you think I'm going to capture this macro shot?”

Drawing Game Introduction

17:24 to 20:32

Introduction to a drawing game where Mark must illustrate descriptions.

“We're going to need you to open Microsoft Paint.”

Drawing Santa and a Horse

20:32 to 27:31

Mark draws a Santa and a horse based on descriptions, leading to humorous results.

“Santa's mouth, you can't see because of his beard.”
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Artistic Comparisons and Reactions

28:00 to 30:40

The hosts discuss their artistic interpretations and reactions to each other's drawings.

“But man, every time it was your turn and you started describing stuff, I was immediately like, why is that what you're telling him?”

Timer Challenges Begin

30:40 to 34:30

They set a new timer for drawing and discuss strategies for improvement.

“No, it'll be good All right, wait as soon as I start click the timer.”

Describing the Scene

34:30 to 37:40

Mark describes a scene involving a railroad and a puppy, while receiving guidance.

“They are different colors and the left one is a darker color I don't know how you're just reading these things instinctively from what I'm giving you.”

Final Drawing Adjustments

37:40 to 42:00

The hosts make final adjustments to their drawings based on descriptions and interpretations.

“This guy's the worst describer in the world.”

Visualizing Complex Imagery

42:00 to 43:29

Participants describe and visualize a complex image involving a slide and surroundings.

Assessing Image Complexity

43:30 to 45:42

Discussion about the complexity of images and how well they were interpreted by Mark.

“Well, yeah, but it could be any color that's a darker color or like, yeah, it's hard to tell.”

Introducing a Guessing Game

45:43 to 47:29

The group introduces a new game where they give each other words to guess.

“Should we save our other images, Bob, or should we share what we were going to give them?”

Backwards Word Challenge

47:30 to 49:29

Participants attempt to guess words pronounced backwards, leading to humorous moments.

Creative Wordplay and Miscommunication

49:30 to 55:40

Continued word guessing game with difficult words, highlighting miscommunication and creativity.

“I realized that might be leading you astray.”

Old Norse Spell Casting

55:41 to 56:00

A participant presents a challenging word from Old Norse for the group to guess, leading to confusion.

Game of Phonetics: Pronunciation Challenge

56:00 to 1:00:30

Join the hosts as they engage in a fun and challenging game of pronouncing words backwards.

“Tid no cray one more time good in the way to knock ray yark and It's not even English it's an old Norse word or something.”

Victor's Speech and Reflections

1:00:30 to 1:01:50

Mark humorously reflects on his win and gives a mock victory speech, while discussing the podcast experience.

“Yeah Alright I wrote down points Seven points or just dash dot and line points Although those are definitely seven That's seven points That's pretty good Seven and nothing Mark wins.”
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Transcript

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0:00For decades, a shadowy organization called the Lemonati has kept lemon on top and lime in the shadows. Look around. Lemon forward sodas, even lemon forward songs. We ran the tracks, slowed them down, reversed them, and squeezed out the truth. That's lemon propaganda right there. But now, 7up is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda. Join the 7up rising. Flip the sip. Fall has never looked or tasted this good. Sweetgreen's fall harvest menu is back. with seasonal favorites dressed to impress and made to be devoured. Warm roasted sweet potatoes, crisp apples, maple glazed Brussels, and crave-worthy flavors in the autumn harvest bowl, maple glazed salmon plate, and roasted bacon Brussels side.

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1:27Offer valid August 27th through September 16th. Do us only see store online for details. Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode. Belittling Bob cleans his micro pond while whacked Wade plows Carl and hurts from playing with his balls. Then they double teamed a ban. Multi-talented Mark salaciously slays buyers, notes nerfs, moves mice, power paints like Picasso and talks backwards like a titan. From facing foils to Wade's terrible translations. Yes, it's time for Mark's One Man Show Part 2. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

2:20Hello. Bob, you come in. Oh, okay. Yeah. Hey, welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I'm your co-host for today's episode And I'm your co-host for today's episode If you missed the last one, you should go back and watch Because it was a real ripper And it ended with Mark getting the winner's wheel And landing on the one-man show And therefore Bob and I had to do a lot of work Hours spent by candlelight, moonlight, and a little bit of other light source Mark's least favorite kind of light Moonlight Oh god, not moonlight man this whole artemis thing was happening and i just had to turn off my tv unplug my cable the internet i was like i can't deal with this moon nonsense oh yeah it marks the competitor we usually introducing us feels so stilted now like i get that there might be people listening to this you have like they're probably new listeners blah blah blah but there's like over 400 of these things if you want an introduction that makes sense go watch one of the early ones We really had a whole script as a whole thing Anymore What's the point?

3:28Especially today Usually there's one judge and there's two guys And they're competing Out the window Today is Mark's one man show It's all about Mark Yay! Yippee! So ready It's going to be a celebration of things that Mark enjoys And that Mark is very good at See I know both of you When you're judging you put your thumb on the scale because you're like, it's a little too close to a tie here. Let me just... No, me, I face it down. I face it down. I've had a number of winter wheel spins lately. What do you mean? That's true. That's true. But for my story, I'm going to keep saying this. Oh, no. Craft the narrative.

4:10Yeah, sorry. Sorry. Craft the narrative. Yeah, because there's no other people here, so I could lose as many points as I want. So I'm free for the first time in our entire podcast history. Yeah you've never been a cruel dictator before or anything Never ever I don't recall that happening in explicit detail Never Wait we were going to still do small talk right Since we only do these so rarely now The podcast episodes yeah I feel like we have to do small talk Otherwise no one's going to understand what's going on In our very busy and exciting lives I agree and we have so much to talk about That we didn't want to skip a week because then it's like, well, it'll be gone by next week and we'll never remember it happened.

4:51I just took a trip to Cincinnati. That was fun, just to visit. Our Cincinnati, or? Yeah, we were all hanging out. Oh. Who's we? We, you, me, that other guy? You, me, and Molly's husband? That other guy. Not a good start, not a good start. Yeah. James, is that you? What do you think he got it? It's a good city. It looks really nice. Smells great. Tastes wonderful. There's really no comparison. No comparison to the Cincy, as they call it in the Cincy. The Cincy. That's true. That's catching on. Copyrighted phrase. You owe Mr. Cincinnati$5. Is that like the red guy with the baseball head? No, that's Mr.

5:34Redlegs. Mr. Cincinnati is our glorious founder and leader, and he's the one who invented the catchphrase, the Cincy. But he also has a baseball for a head, but that's coincidence. Coincidence. Pure coincidence. tragic childhood accident not a fun baseball mascot don't get them mixed up uh but other than that you know besides the things that you guys uh talked about it's been nothing but slay the spire 2 that has been my life it's been so nice everybody already knows this because slay the spire 2 was like the number one most played games it's apparently running on i just opened steam it's running right now are you accidentally playing it somewhere oh i think it might be open on my laptop or something like that it's very very fun i'm not gonna make any videos about it because i don't need it but it's just like it's just so stupendously good so simple but complex it's it's really really nice however there are some this happens with games like this whenever there's an update and they're like we're nerfing this and we're gonna balance this you know gamers just go like, boo, low review.

6:45Would they nerf? Tell me. I don't know. They've nerfed a bunch of things because what they don't want is for builds to easily just go into infinity. And I mean, I know it's possible. I've never done it, but it's like, you know, some people, instead of playing for, you know, fun and a casual thing, you know, some people need like, I gotta be the most powerful ever in the history forever. My dad, when he was working on doing layouts of computer books for yada yada for Wiley or whatever, Wiley and Coyote Books Company. Acme? Yeah, he would take a break by playing this game called Mice Men. And let me tell you, there's no progression.

7:24There's no roguelike light or anything of the type. It's just you have mice on the side. You pull them up and down and they walk. And if they step on the other one's head, kill that mouse. And then you win by getting the most people to the other side. And it never changed. Didn't get it. Well, I guess it didn't get patches, but you know. He played that and he was happy. He had to go uphill with those mice both ways. He's ungrateful, you know. Spoiled. Spoiled is what I say. I was expecting the mice soapbox today, but I didn't expect it to be so good. ah man i i just googled the mice men game and wow my memory was perfect because i used to watch my dad play that all the time and just the way the mice turn and look at you when they're like we're trusting you with our lives here it's a dos game i forget i don't even know when when was it first made oh wait i know this yeah this this is like unlocking a memory oh 95 okay i also played this I did not understand it because I was a child, but I was like, wow, look at that.

8:32They walk around. Yep. No, I could not win at this. Don't they eat cheese? Wow. I'm going to find the IP for this. I'm going to make the mice men movie. Make a billion dollars. That'll show us all. Yeah. But all of the mice are just Mark standing there and they look over at you at the same time. Six years from now, there's going to be an interview with Mark and it's going to cut back to the clip from this part. I was like, I'm going to find the IP for this and come back to Mark and realize, well, what can I say? I have vision. Everyone thought I was joking. I used more cheese than any director before me.

9:12The most fake cheese on a set in history. Mark in the hospital with the yellow orange eyes. I had a cheese accident. i don't know how but it'll all be filmed in the knack mo these are funny see that's good yeah wait you just need to warm up with those few bad jokes not that you've ever told a bad joke in your life but that's all i needed thankfully no one no one saw unless they did i don't remember anyway uh the that's the news if i had news i said news it's also people don't care, but I'll say it anyway. A lot of NAB news came out just today when we're recording it, and it's the most exciting day in, like, video related tech you could possibly imagine, and I'm stuck here doing my stupid one man show instead of reading all the delicious, delightful news.

10:07We all love the national ass butts. I don't know what it stands for. Well, you got it. That's it, man. I thought he was wrong I was going to throw my answer out there But he got it first try The new amazing But Nothing came to mind You could say butts again use butts No no I was trying to do a real techie What's a techie where does it have to be Backlog Yeah backlog that's it You guys have got me though where I've been playing Slay the Spire 2 And dude I have been plowing Carl that sounds weird out That way Dude you just been giving it to Carl Whoa I've just been giving it to Carl Oh my god I'm like half three quarters of the way Through Bedlam Bride now I'm just I'm tearing through Gets crazy huh I feel like I say that Every time you give us a dungeon crawler update Yeah like you guys Even with you guys telling me this I'm like Okay they're saying that but like It has to have some chill there's gonna be some amount of chill Are you out of the first phase yet Are you into the second phase I just got to where it officially says part two I think dude it gets so crazy no so much crazier you have no idea part one was crazy how could it get more crazy you have no idea oh you have no idea I don't every time I think I do the wrenches they come flying it's like patches from dodgeballs throwing wrenches at me non-stop and I can't dodge them.

11:40They're all it. I know, right? Well, I have been battling our pool. We have a pool in the backyard. I like the way you say that. Pool. I have been trying to get it balanced so that it's not toxic. And I think the last people who lived here didn't take very good care of it is what I've been running up against. Because I thought I did research and I thought I've been doing it right. And every time I do something, it makes it worse. But I think I'm on the right track. I think I had too many dissolved solids I'm racing to get the pool open Because every day I'm out there like pouring crap in the pool And cleaning it And James is just looking out the window like Oh when did we get to pool Dad's playing with the pool I want to pool Why do you have to rush What kind of time windows does chemical reaction have Is it like organic chemistry class Where it's like you really need to precisely I mean everything you do is kind of like See where it's at the next day Right So I'm like, I'm doing research.

12:37I'm like, okay, this is the problem. Can't get any free chlorine means there's still too much stuff in the water. All right. I need to shock it again. Put the shock in, leave it overnight. Come back the next day. Now it's cloudy. Oh, why would that have made it cloudy? Do a little research for it. And it's like, all right, the pH is too low. Maybe I need to raise the pH and then try to get, I don't know, man. I don't know about pools. It's a whole thing. I don't know shit about chemistry, but yeah, I'm just standing out there like scooping gunk out of our pool and trying to get it working. and James is standing in the window just like, I want to go to the pool so bad.

13:09Oh, God. I know, man. I know. Working on it. I didn't pool, but I played basketball for an hour and a half yesterday and I can barely move today. That's impressive. Maybe. Ow. I was filming for Cloak and I barely did anything. This is how out of shape I am, so I understand the feeling here where all I'm doing is holding a camera around with a tripod and I'm like getting into some angles And I'm not even doing a lot. We're just like there in one place, you know, just needed to move things around. I was so sore in my hips, like my outer hip muscles just hurt like ache. I've never had an ache there before, but I forget how physical it is when you're just trying to lug a camera around.

13:50Do you have like a dolly for the tripod or do you have to pick it up and wiggle it? I pick it up. Yeah, even if you imagine it's quite a heavy, serious tripod because you don't fuck around with cheap equipment anymore. No, I don't. I don't. But still, I could if I thought about it a little bit. They make a tripod wheel base where you can wheel it around and click it locked. And I don't have that. And there's a lot of things that I could do. So just in my old age, I. In a B releases are happening right now. What if they have the new super tripod deluxe? They have an AI powered wheelbase You just say what you want to film and it moves to where it thinks you want it to be And then you actually move it to where it's supposed to be I'm thinking about filming from like the one-third on this one, but I was thinking about the one-sixth I think that's a great idea mark.

14:40Let's talk about ideas as we make this happen. Thanks tripod the what you know this guy thinks he's a filmmaker he doesn't know about the one third and the one sixth oh man i got so much to learn dude don't you know the two eighths is all the fractions yeah two eight you don't you don't want four the two eighths i know you could you could technically simplify but it's eight boxes so you still have to say the two it's a lot of fractions in movies mark you gotta catch up my dad was filming under the car and he was like i said one third not one six. He throws a tripod at my head. How do you think I'm going to capture this macro shot?

15:16Oh, good times. Classic. That being said, do you think it's time, Bob? Time for the one-man show to begin? One-man show time? You guys are, like, full-framing your cameras, and I'm always, like, way down here, and I look so tiny. You can aim it. No, you can't. There's nothing you can do about it. I forgot. Waste cameras built into the wall. It doesn't aim. I forgot. You know, the one thing I never thought about, I was like, no, it's really mounted on the desk. I could move the monitor back, and then I could have more space to tilt it down. Yeah, don't you have giant monitors? They're very big.

15:51If I'm thinking about it correctly, I'm pretty sure all of that stuff moves. We're a very not mobile household here. Maybe I shouldn't do it right now. Yeah, I don't know if right now is the time to get it to... No, do it right now. I forgot that all three of my monitors are now on one stand, and they're very big and heavy, a slight movement how are they on one stand i found some custom third-party stand that's not meant to hold monitors this big but i made it work what do you mean you made it work sketch yeah the way you protect your investments is hilarious to me you know you bought like the most expensive monitors in the known universe and then bought a 12 amazon special stand to put them on what do we know it was it was a very expensive third-party stand but it was for the why'd you buy an expensive thing for the wrong purpose.

16:39I didn't understand when I bought it. I didn't know size mattered with stands. I don't understand you. I thought it was a one size fit all kind of thing. The Lemonati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and lime in the shadows. Their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything, even our music. That hit song named after the color of lemons? Not a coincidence. Big Lemon has been pulling strings in the industry for years. Think about it. But now, 7up is fighting back with their new Lime Lemon Soda. Now Lime comes first. 7up, flip the sip.

17:23All right, Mark. Yes. We're going to need you to open Microsoft Paint. All right. And you're going to be sharing your screen While you get it all configured How you want to be doing it The first game for today's show We have played before But you have always been On the delivering end And Wade and I have been on the receiving end And we thought We had so much fun with that That we wanted you to do it Alright that sounds good I don't mind that That sounds great Your description of what happened At the red carpet at the Oscars Was so iconic You're clearly much more talented at this drawing in MS Paint than we are type stuff.

18:07Should I do the calligraphy brush or should I do the natural pencil? Oh, you could do however you so choose, bud. Oh, that's pretty, but I don't know if that's going to work right. I do want you to set it up correctly. You're going to want a double tall canvas as if you needed room to do one painting and And then beneath it, another painting all on one big canvas. Wait, do you remember the order that we had discussed for these? I know my order. Do you know your order? Does our order matter, comrade? I think I know my order. Yeah, I've got the order situated properly on my end, I believe. Or if not, then it's the order I'm deciding to do now.

18:51I'm going to flip a coin. Heads is tails. Nope, nope. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Whoa! Whoa! Hedges, tails, tails I win! Alright, here we go! Hedges, Wade, tails is me. Eh! It's a lady! We got the heads. Okay. So, Wade is gonna go first, and what's about to happen is that Wade and I are both about to send you an image. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're not. Oh, no! That's the other thing. We're about to not send you shit! Yeah, don't do that! We're about to describe To you an image And you're gonna draw it We're gonna send you an image you draw it Oh god yeah Functioning I'm at full blast here That's all I got and Wade gets to go First and Wade has 30 Seconds to work with you On this image Okay and then I'm gonna Have a timer the timer's gonna go off And it's gonna be my turn we're gonna switch to working on my image and we're going to go back and forth you get a total of four minutes but it's in 30 second chunks working with uh wade then me then wade then me each of us does four mini sessions okay the goal is to end up with two pictures that look exactly like what Wade and I have pulled up on our screens In front of us oh I know it'll be that Way I'm sure it will I know it will You're a great drawer I believe In you and Wade I guess whenever you're ready I'll just hit my timer And you just and Mark I assume you're ready yeah I'm ready Always whenever uh Just tell me when to go Bob just start just go Alright so Mark quick overview we're gonna Have Santa standing in front of a white bedsheet background, like he was filming a threatening video or something, but the background is kind of like a wrinkly white bedsheet.

20:55Wrinkly white bedsheet, what? Santa's mouth, you can't see because of his beard. He looks very surprised facing the camera. Well, okay, okay, hold on. He's wearing minion goggles. White on... And his coat is open, exposing a white t-shirt underneath. Okay, hold on. Wait. hold on sale wait okay what the fuck background white bed sheet wrinkly santa facing the camera yeah i got that how do i draw it's already white booty booty booty bob's turn all right mark we have a racehorse running from right to left it's a grass uh like track and there's green hedges in the background and there's a white fence behind the horse the horse does have some details to it But yeah, it's like a brown horse running from right to left.

21:44Kind of in the, yeah. Yep. Just like that. Yep. That's what horses look like. Uh-huh. That's kind of what horses look like. Hold on. Wait for it. No, that felt mean, but that's better than I could do for a horse. I do have to give that to you. And it does have a saddle. It has like socks, has like white socks on its legs, but then the rest of it's brown. White? White. White. Okay, done. Oh, it's a good time. Okay. Continue. All right, Mark, back to Santa. Santa, minion goggles. Thick minion goggles. He looks very surprised. Believe it or not, he's not all beard. There is a face tucked in where the eyes are.

22:23The minion goggles are black. Fucking Santa jacket. Open, expose him. The white t-shirt underneath. The white t-shirt. Perfect. Great. This is a big bell. Now it's gold. It's gotta be gold. Oh Bob's certain Alright so we have a brown horse We got a brown horse White socks on it's legs They come up the first part I don't know his shins whatever And the rest of the horse is brown and it has a saddle That's a little black seat on a primarily White saddle-y bit A little black seat on a primarily White saddle-y bit Yeah I like that I love that that's good Primarily white saddle-y bit It's primarily white.

23:09There's just like a little black seat on the top and time Okay All right, mark you need to fill in the fill in the hat The little white ball is definitely there at the end of Santa's hat. So put that in. Yep. It is it's there man All right, his arms are to his side. They're drooping down. All right drooping down You can see a little bit of red under the Little you know the the vesti part of Santa's thingy There's a little bit of red on the right side. A little red on the right side. What the? His nostrils are a little puffed out a little bit. Yeah, perfect. You can't see his mouth. All beard. Bigger beard.

23:48All beard. Yep. Okay. Hold on. All right. Back to the horse. Oh, fuck. I really want to work on the background here. We got green grass. We got a white fence behind the horse. And then we got green hedges. It's a lot of green. It's very green. I would love. Yeah. Yeah. Green grass. green grass i love that i love where the horse is at so i think this is a good thing to spend some time on here green hedges and the hedges go all the way to the top of the frame they're very tall hedges okay all right i see oh you even got the gap i was gonna say there's a gap around the horse's head in the in the hedges perfect oh yeah there is on purpose and then the only thing you're missing is there's a white fence it's like not right now there's not time's up all right okay Well, let's get a bigger beard for Santa and fill in that jacket a little bit.

24:34It's huge. What do you mean? How could it be bigger? Perfect. We need a bigger beard. It hangs down over his chest. I'm working on it. Great. All right, awesome. There it is. Asking you shall receive. Now cover that belt up with more white. There's no belt. No belt? Cuts off his belly button. Is he has a belly button out is his belly button out? No, no his shirt's covering his belly but yes, it's hidden under the shirt. You barely see it. Is he bare chested? It's a white shirt. All right, I gotta build this shirt. I gotta build this guy layer by layer man He's gonna white shirt red jacket beard face

25:22oh is that supposed to be santa because i man how many fingers is this ai santa my turn back to the horse the horse is great white fence right white fence yep it's like a third of the way down from the top it's like the the horizontal part of the fence and then it has like every 10 feet there's a stick so not a lot of sticks you know just uh okay yeah yeah yep white fence all right i would say the only the only note i have is the horse is brown it's all brown and then he has like a black nose so if you want to fill in the horse a little bit oh that's so good bad the white socks good catch good catch yep yep yep beatlely doodly dee back to me this This is the final round.

26:05You gotta really polish up the details on Santa. We gotta really tone up those eyes and nostrils a little bit. Santa's gotten hit by the cloud of smoke. Uh-huh. I mean, that's a beard. What do you mean, cloud of smoke? Oh, whatever it is. I want to make sure I see those little nostrils. The nostrils, yep. All right. Honestly, no notes. That's pretty good. That's pretty much him. Put a little white ball at the end of his hat. You can have it on the right side of the head. Oh, yeah. No, I got you.

26:38all right uh i'm just gonna stop there i'll send you the picture wade's done wade's satisfied with this you're you're yielding the remainder of your time doesn't matter it's up back to the horse it's looking great does have a black like nose mouth area yep you're already on that uh-huh the socks are good look at this cocky smile on him look i thought i was gonna leave this out but he has like black shin guards on his front legs so So he does have like the black shin guards like that. Just like the front part. Yeah. Perfect. Oh my God. On the back ones? No, just on the front ones. Just on the front ones.

27:14Gotcha. And I guess his feet, like his hooves are brown below his socks still. I would just, we're just in the details now. Really here. Time's up. I love it, Mark. All right. Here's the images, Mark. So you could share them. There's mine. Okay. All right. Can't wait for this. I started off with a simple of his images. If I could, I want you to know that Why didn't you tell me to start with a gray background It's a white sheet It's just dark Oh aspect ratio Oh Santa It's the same picture I mean the nose Actually I gotta be completely honest Wade This is substantially your fault I gotta be really honest The bit here is to laugh at Mark struggling But man, every time it was your turn and you started describing stuff, I was immediately like, why is that what you're telling him?

28:11More white. I don't know. It just felt right. It felt right. Ultimately ended up pretty good, minus the arms. Just wait till you see the comparison with the one I was working on. You're going to shit. I'm going to shit. Wait, let me get to the toilet first. Oh, man. everybody listening and watching it's mostly watching probably actually if we're honest watch out oh that's actually really good it's fantastic wow you know what you're killing it he actually even nailed the left leg perfectly i know when he started drawing the horse i was like oh how do i describe the position and then he like he was doing it and i was like i don't have to describe anything mark knows what horses look like i guess i wish he knew what santa looked like by default that would help me this is a horse i've never seen you know i couldn't possibly imagine what that could be i i think i did pretty damn good here that i think that's fantastic i think you mine is the winner which means i get a point i'm not writing it down but you can mark and i get a point who's competing i don't even know i mean it doesn't matter you did a great job mark You killed that one Thanks Hank thank you thank you Plus your horse looks so happy Your Santa looks like he fell off a roof His arm was broke It looks like he's laying in a snow pile On the ground Below the roof he just fell off of And he's just like I hope Tim Allen shows up soon so I can die To be honest though my Santa looks like He's been kidnapped and is filming a video Begging for his release That's true yeah Both of these have their merits Yes it's true Excellent work That's clearly a grey background It's clearly grey Yeah it's very clearly grey I gotta give that to you Mark Given that it's directly next to A bunch of white Look I didn't go to art school I didn't learn all these fancy colors Okay It's wrinkly white I only know the three primary colors Black, grey and Well wait no you don't know grey I fucked the whole thing up yeah see You don't even know the primary colors I don't know the two primary colors Black and white all right new palette I think that was a lot of time I think Mark was very comfortable Oh boy I think we Could uh I think we could take Five seconds off and do 25 second Timers Don you want to go first this time Oh that yes absolutely Hold on I'm gonna work In negative space here That's gonna be good for this one It's happening so just bear with it you get reset however you so choose i i'm not going to judge your your process i just feel like starting from you know not white might help wade a little bit

31:07a lot of artists start with a sort of a solid background color often a dark color something to really work off of to create count you know gives you something to contrast with Oh, Bob, I just looked at my last images. This is gonna suck. No, it'll be good All right, wait as soon as I start click the timer. We're gonna do 25 seconds Yeah, ready to go because that was just too much time I think the wait's problem was that he felt like he had a lot of time and he was screwing around too much Right, right. Yeah, uh, so anyway mark. Are you ready? Yes. Okay, here we go I'm gonna give you an overview first It is a picture of two people sitting on a bench with their two bicycles parked to the left of them The green grass is underneath the bench on like the bottom fifth of the screen.

31:52And then it's blue sky up above. Okay, wait. And it's a kind of cloudy day. So green grass. Yeah, yeah. And then there's a bench with two people and they're facing away sitting on it. Hold on. Blue sky. Yep. And there's a bench. Bench with two people sitting on it. Nope. Time's up. Okay. Okay. All right. Mark, there's a railroad that hits the middle sides of the screen. It starts at the top middle, real small. It expands toward us. The railroad's coming toward us. Okay. All right. This is perfect. Is it white or black? The rails are like a really dark gray, and there's some real dark wood. A little bit bigger, but that's fine.

32:33We'll make it work. On the middle of the track, there's a puppy facing to the left side. Hey, little, little, little, little. My turn again. All right. The bench is on the right third. It's centered on the right third. And it's like a wood bench. Yeah, you're perfect, dead on. It's like a wood bench. Okay, two people are sitting on it. Two people sitting on it. They're looking away from us at some beautiful vista or something. Looking away from... Oh, I see, from the behind. Yeah, we're standing behind them. This is like a... Yeah, yeah, yeah, perfect. Leet-leet-leet-leet-leet! Okay. All right, so, Mark, the railroad tracks, between each of the track things is gravel.

33:10It's like rocky gravel, like light colored rocks in between all of them. Okay. I see we're going for the same color palette again. Little bit of grass growing, but not much. Just of the sparse grass. Sparse grass. Got it. Golden retriever puppy with a black collar looking wet, like a wet dog facing the left in the middle of the, close to the middle, close to the front of the track. This is not a gold, this is grass, sparse grass. Yeah, I figured, I was hoping so. Okay, golden. What do we got? Golden retriever puppy, wet golden retriever puppy sitting there looking at the the left looking to the left okay got it and there's like a sidewalk on the left of the railroad track and more gravel on the right of the railroad track sidewalk of the left all right mark you're killing it i like the the person on the left does have their arm up like that like i don't know how you knew that instinctively but you are dead on there are two slats on the bench behind their back so the two wood slats the only thing else that there is is there's two bicycles to the left of them like they rode their bikes here and they parked them and then the sky is a little cloudy and at the very top there's like it's like we're under a tree taking the picture we'll get to it it's gonna be great all right sidewalk on the left with a little bit of grass in between just a little gap of grass in between sidewalk oh look at that sidewalk i love that gravel to the right of the track this is a gravel gray it sure is puppy's wearing a black collar with the little black nose little dark eye uh-huh hey little little all right mark you got one bicycle all you need is one more bicycle and then it's literally just a little bit of clouds a little bit of leaves at the top like a tree is dangling above us like a tree is dangling above us okay yeah yeah beautiful yep the bicycle I love that.

35:02They are different colors and the left one is a darker color I don't know how you're just reading these things instinctively from what I'm giving you. Tree on the left. Tree on the left? Tree above. It's like we're standing under a tree branch. You can't see this. Leet, leet, leet, leet No, you good. You good. Are we doing more or are we stopping? One more, right? Alright, one more. I wasn't keeping track. I didn't count this time. Alright, coming out of the rails, just a little bit of like blocks of wood where the red is. So it's like a little bit of wood before you get to that metal in the middle so just put some like dark you know whoa not the whole thing what just little blocks like a little it's like a brick like a brick is sticking out from the side of the rail like that big yep there on each side for each rail yep perfect perfect i got no more notes i'm feeling pretty confident a little a little all right you cannot see the tree trunk i was misleading you just green leaves just like wispy leaves and then it's just some clouds it's kind of a beautiful blue sky i'm a little cloudy like nice summer clouds that's it baby yeah a couple more clouds couple more clouds are they cumulonimbus yeah the the cool kind the cool kind yeah oh man i love cloudy trees watch this watch this i don't think i could even add any more notes if i wanted to you killed it mark thank you sensei there here you go here's your first here's my Oh, I told you You absolutely slayed this one I see, I see, I see Oh my Oh my god That's a big image Biggest picture ever taken You know what, damn Yeah, I put the clouds too high But that was my assumption being in the sky and all I was not gonna get hung up on that Because at the end there we were tight on time No, I like, like the lady Has her arms up, and you have your arm up It's around the other person, but like, and the left bike is black and the right bike is white, but you have a dark blue and then like a gray.

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37:02That's, you know, wow. I think that's a great recreate. I think you nailed it again. I feel great. I feel great about this. All right. There's puppy. I see what you were trying to describe now. Wait, the fucking, I don't know what else to call those. Let me see. They're like little bricks. He made them. They did the bricks. I think that's a river to the left. I don't think that's a sidewalk. I think it is. It's very fuzzy and I'm very old. But okay, you know, actually, I was prepared to be like, what an idiot. This guy can't describe anything. This guy's the worst describer in the world. I was ready to be all like, this guy's never even seen a railroad.

37:49But no, you know what? You defied my expectations. Thank you. Thank you. It's just little bits of grass mostly on the left But there like there is some on the track behind the puppy and on the puppy's nose and I get it I get it. Yeah, no, I I think actually especially if it was like cropped in a little bit so that the just the train track was bigger I think what mark captured there is pretty pretty spot-on Yeah I was trying to begin to describe that it hit the side of the frame But like that's hard to just it's hard to describe when you have 10 seconds to do it See I knew he'd be good at this.

38:19Is this enjoyable mark? I was thinking you'd enjoy this Yeah, oh god, it's super fun Yeah, for me Because we've played this game a couple times But you were always on the You were the describer Yeah And I feel like Wade and I are not good drawers Which is not your fault I don't know if I'm good at either end of this part But I'm gonna keep doing it I can't disagree Alright, one more I do feel like we had a lot of time on that one We're burning through more time Should we just do one more image, Bob? Or should we... Yeah, let's do one more Let's do one more I think we should knock 10 seconds off of there Oh Are you sure?

38:57I think we should bump it down to 15 I have a simple one Why is there no bucket tool? Oh there's a bucket tool This is gonna be really With the blue background Alright I love it What do you want a different one? No no blue No this is perfect Honestly perfect No notes Okay good Oh I just say it like This blue idiot here This blue background loser Because when Bob and I were thinking about describing our images, what we were thinking, I'm going to start with a blue canvas. Well, I can change it at any moment. Bob, I'm skipping to number four, which is really stupid of me, but I'm skipping the number four for myself.

39:30Yeah. No. Okay. So we'll do 15 seconds. I think I'm my first this time. You're first this time. How many rounds do you want to do at 15 seconds? Yeah, I think maybe we should do five rounds. Give an extra round here. Get some time to polish it up a little bit. Mark, whenever you're ready. all right i'm ready okay mark imagine you're sitting in a passenger seat of a car and you're looking at the rear view mirror and you see in the rear view mirror reflection of the car but then around it you see sky a couple towers and a bit of road under the mirror i don't want to be this guy but i think he means side view mirror to begin with but oh he'd a little little oh fuck this is a close-up picture of a bright red twisty slide it's about halfway up it's a picture of the twist the whole frame is the slide okay whole frame is a slut a child is going down the slide wearing blue shoes all you could see is their feet because they're coming around the back side of the twist delete delete ah okay okay all right side view mirror side view mirrors just erase that erase it are you sure yep side view mirror coming out of the left side of the frame coming out of the left side of the frame yes so like yes perfect and there's like a reflection of the road and like Like a bus coming up from behind, a dotted white line.

40:47The sun is in the middle of the rear view mirror on the horizon. Little, little, little, little. Okay, okay, okay. All right, Mark, you're getting really close already, but there's a kid wearing blue shoes coming down the slide, and all you can see is their feet going from left to right, poking around the bend, right? Because it's a swirly around slide type of situation. Yep. Hold on. I think you're killing it. I see where you're going with this. Little little little leap. Ah fuck. All right. So a car you see a reflection of the car in the left side of where the sun is So put a reflection of like the window a door handle what colors car can I ask that what what colors car?

41:27It's hard to tell probably like a dark orange like a rusty colored car. I feel like that's an important detail It's hard to tell man. It's really actually hard to tell Little little little little all right Yeah, you're killing I like where we're at here. It's like a swirly around slide So like all you see is their feet in the middle of the frame kind of peeking around Going from left to right going from left to right. Yeah, so it's like swirling around right? So they're little little little Fucking hell. All right, draw a little bit of a horizon below the Sun. So you like a flat line Perfect now put a dotted line in the middle of that going down Dotted line in the middle that go now.

42:03Yeah, that's the road and there's a bus on the that other the right side the right side there's like a bus coming up perfect and now outside the mirror there's two towers

42:16okay basically like blue jeans just gonna be like oh we see our legs right all we see yes perfect that is exactly right that's so perfect and the background behind the slide is like trees but they're they have like a little bokeh like they're very out of focus trees it's just a little just a little green little little all right mark so we need the horizon outside the window here outside the mirror here and then there's two big like radio towers coming up on the right side and then more road underneath yep you got it two towers a little bit of grass under the towers and then it's road all right so green a little sparse some or other yeah it's just it's just like there's a bunch of trees in the background they're just kind of out of focus bokeh yeah bokeh bokeh bokeh them bokeh these nuts bokeh bokeh bokeh lead a lead a lead all right so a little bit of grass no that's it nope done oh that's it i thought that was four is that five that was five i was checking them off i left one off all right we're done i don't feel so confident about this the slide situation is crazy right now that's exactly what it looks like don't even worry about it all right here you go mark oh man you're right it was hard to tell what the color of the car yeah it's surprisingly difficult to tell the color of the car i would guess black yeah it looks like a dark colored car it's looking like it's got a little bit of rusty colored around the mirror is the only reason i said like a dark orange that's just the sun glaring on the plastic because it looks like a plastic mirror surround.

43:50Well, yeah, but it could be any color that's a darker color or like, yeah, it's hard to tell. Okay, I see what you're going for. Yeah, I get it. I think you nailed it. I thought this guy was like fully out of the window looking in the side. But then I would have seen him in the reflection. I should have from the context clues, you know, I should have known. Our goal was to start off with the simple of an image and then go much more complex. So this was the most complex one I had. I feel like my image got simpler. I just honestly couldn't figure out how to explain it in a way to get it across to Mark very well.

44:24I think it was on me this time for my image. Okay. All right. I was not able to imagine this, but I so get you. Those legs. I don't know this slide shape very well because I don't know. I haven't been to a playground in a while. You mean me going like this wasn't enough information for you? Oh, I wasn't looking at you. I wasn't looking at that. Come on, man. Come on. This is the cursed. Mine is the cursed slide that makes you long. It's a wonka slide. It stretches you out and makes you wobbly. It looks like the Wicked Witch's legs after the house lands on her, but then she went down a slide afterward like, I lost my slippers.

45:07I'm going to go down this slide. A lot less tree than I thought. A lot more slide than I imagined. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I gotta say, I think Wade, yeah, Wade has it, but I'm not the judge, so what do I know? Oh, I don't disagree. I think Wade definitely took that one. I think that was, I think that was Wade. Our middle round were both pretty good. First round was definitely Bob. I mean, there's so much going on in these, like Bob's image, it's all about how complicated the slide is. Mine, there's just so much shit in the image to describe. See, these don't have to be a punishment. No, they're delightful.

45:40That was stressful for Mark. That was stressful. That was very stressful. Should we save our other images, Bob, or should we share what we were going to give them? Oh, I'll share mine. I honestly couldn't decide for sure which one of these last two I had left was worse, but that was the last one I was going to go with. Oh, oh God, the hands. Oh God. Yeah, the hands. I don't know how he would have described that. I think maybe, but it would have just looked like a wash of brown. I feel like you either would have got it, but it would have been hard to draw, or I would never have been able to explain it to you and you would never even have understood what the fuck was going on in that one.

46:16Yeah, I don't think I would have. A ring of hands grabbing wrists of the hand nearest. There's six hands. I would have said there are six people who are all grabbing each other's wrists, creating a hexagon of hands. Let's see, if you'd have said people, I would have zoomed it out in my head very far. I would have drawn people. Ah, yeah, yeah. There are six hands. There are six hands grabbing each other

46:46Alright, so the next Thing we have Do you have your words? I do, I just pulled them up We have words, I have found three words Wade has found three words We're gonna send them to you And then you have to get the other person who doesn't know the word to guess it And you get to decide how you give us clues You have to say it backwards Or you have to give us more Direction and I alternate or so Wade goes first because he has found the shortest word but then we just go back and forth so Wade goes first giving you the word which means I go first guessing here's your first word mark alright and you can either say it backwards or let him pick a word and then you say more or less or whatever I feel like this would be easier if I just say it backwards I'm here for it okay Aramach

47:40camera yeah perfect wow easy easy that would have taken forever if it was guessing which way the words go god yeah well given that wade and i discussed how difficult we wanted to make these words i feel a little bit worse about the words that i have decided to choose oh mine mine get worse don't worry i once again i started it off and we were warming up but it gets maybe mine just start bad and stay just as bad and it's it's totally doable mark there's your first word from me he might he knows silly words okay wait you ready yeah lebizage one more lebizage wet or le le le le buzz edge lebizage jez a gezebel jezebel beautiful ha ha see there he goes i told you he knows goofy ass words all right okay good that's nice am i crushing it or are you guys crushing it i mean it's got to be mark crushing it bob are you ready oh i'm ready i'm doing i'm gonna just stick with backwards because otherwise we'll be here all day all right okay i'm sounding into my head and this is gonna sound like I'm joking.

49:01I'm not. Ketchup.

49:08Ketchup. Ketchup. Ketchup. Ketchup. Ketchup. Puchtec. Ketchup. Pachew. Pachew. Ketchup. It's definitely Ketchup. I might have done it wrong. I was so stuck on the ketchup. I realized that might be leading you astray. I mean, you could say it more times backwards. Can I? It could get another shot, right? Yeah, you could. I think you can keep pronouncing it. Catch-yap. Catch-yap. Catch-yap. Paycheck. Yeah, there it is. Yeah, see? See? All right. I've got to be honest. I tried to pick one that I thought you couldn't say backwards. because I thought that you would want to rely on the saying it backwards.

50:02And so I tried. This is purposefully one that I think is going to be really fucking hard to say backwards. Ready? Wait. Oh, hit me. I love this.

50:17I love this. I love this.

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50:58Ah, you laugh. Yes. Ah, you laugh. What is disju? What are you typing this out? Yeah, it helps me. Ah, you. Ah, you laugh. Shit. Shit. Failure.

51:22Shit. Shit. Is it shit?

51:30I do think it's a beginning Usefulness Oh no I don't know what What are you doing? Just do it backwards man Is you useful?

51:55Oh, no. I laughed so. I laughed so. Oats full. Oats. Oats. This turned its own promising. What happened? This is a word that has been the focus of previous episodes. This is a word that is related to us. I laughed so What are you I'm just gonna tell you You're converting that part wrong When you're saying it backwards I laughed so I laughed so God This is making me angry I laughed so I laughed so I love so. Instead of so, we're oos. No! How are you doing that? So w-was. I love so.

53:06I love so. Uh-huh. W-wo. I love See you. See you. Whoa. Stiff. Yeah. Whoa. Whoa. We. We. Slough. I don't know if we could count that. Yeah, that was really close, but we. Follow. What we follow. Yeah. Oh, West. West. Folly. Yeah. holy shit you know that treaty or whatever it was oh my god yeah my brain was not going to west falia give bob a hard one give him a hard one yeah no let's do this first guess let's go mark i feel like i want a harder word than what i had picked i wasn't that mean yeah get a hard that's what i was saying get him a hard one yeah hold on a second that's a word that we've talked about on multiple episodes of this show and have never gotten right when it comes but you reference it all the time there have been so many bits where there's like oh i can't remember the treaty of westphalia you're right you're right i did think that one would be hard to say backwards but mark actually did a pretty good job of it uh yeah thank you are you finding a new word wade no i'm keeping in mine i wanted to but i'm looking i'm like i'll just keep mine all right all right all right man i guess here have it on easy mode okay here we go first try reg rub best each holy monkey cheeseburger

54:59to be fair when i chose these words i thought some of them would be the other version of us getting to them but well done that's fair that's fair that's fair yeah i guess it was it was my mistake for letting uh letting mark choose obviously one of those is way harder than the other i guess although i feel like when we did the saying it backwards the first time it was like fucking pulling teeth the whole time and then this time magically me guessing well you are guessing though and you've done a pretty good job except for the westphalia but that was a hard word That was a hard word. This one is so hard, I can't tell if I'm spelling it right.

55:34Hang on. Oh, God. I really don't know if you could do this one saying it backwards, but it's up to you, buddy. I got a bonus one for Mark to send you. All right, you ready? Oh, yeah.

55:50Gninoitidnokrya. The fuck? He's casting a spell on you. Don't look him in the eyes. Tid no cray one more time good in the way to knock ray yark and

56:17It's not even English it's an old Norse word or something. Yeah Good in the way to knock ray. You didn't actually get it though that felt felt like you might have believed that okay we got ray at the end the opposite of ray is yar right oh man i think we learned the last time my brain works different on this than your guys's does it does it really does it really does i hear ray i think r-a-y so i'm like backwards y-a-r whereas you guys are like the way you think about it is different like you like mark ended cheeseburger with a ch i would never have done that because it's hc okay it's it's you know i see where your logic is going but you know there's other options too i'll just say that okay so the array be air air con dit yening air air conditioning there it is i love the way that you just say it just slightly wrong and you're like air con That's not a word Okay I got there pretty quick from that one Alright This is so fun to watch Here Mark bonus one for Bob Oh I have a bonus one Alright first guess Alright yeah I'm ready Bob I went up in letters more Okay good Okay Oh man can you say it one more time Oh, but dearie, but the bonk near a pot.

57:54Does it start with an L? I can't. I can't. I don't think I can give those kind of details, but I believe phonetically I'm doing it as it should be. I will say I think the third syllable in what Mark's saying is the hardest part to pronounce. Yeah. Oh, but I re back that could be more accurate. This is where I always worry we're going to summon a demon by doing this game because just randomly we're gonna say a demon's name and we're saying it so many times like we're chanting it uncool uncarburated no ah no fuck old bot diary bachna the first bit is really fucking me up i can't tell what the end of the word is yeah i if yeah if it's not a word you would use casually in day-to-day conversation that's for sure oh i don't know if i can get this Uncab-in-a...

58:52P-pock-na. Pock-na. P-pock-pock. Uncap-pock. P-pock. P-pock. Unc-p... Oof. Un... Pock. Pock. Fsh. Uncup. Uncup - Bull-bot-deer-tyree. Uncom-plicated. No. Uncom - Oh, oh, oh, but I re I re I re right right Oh, but I re right table uncopyrightable That was a very difficult one. Oh, that is a long word. All right. I do know that word So how'd you pronounce it backwards mark? I want to I just want to say how old bot Tyre-y-pock-na. Here's how I would have pronounced it backwards because the way my brain works, I would have said Elbath-gyre-y-pock-nu. No one would have gotten it. But see, for me, that's how I think of it.

59:59You're trying to actually read it backwards? Yeah, because then I'm like, okay, Elbath, that means it's B-A-T-H, so backwards would be H-T-A-B. Like, that's how my brain processes it. I'm just trying to emulate what it would sound like if it was actually backwards. And then obviously the editor should play it forwards Or my backwards backwards You might be actually phonetically pronouncing it backwards But for me I'm like oh okay this is how I'd say it If it was backwards like I see I see Just the way our brains work differently is interesting Anyway I think we can all agree Mark wins Yeah Alright I wrote down points Seven points or just dash dot and line points Although those are definitely seven That's seven points That's pretty good Seven and nothing Mark wins.

1:00:45All right. Mark, do you want to give your winner's speech? I thank you for this opportunity to showcase my amazing abilities of both pronouncing things backwards and drawing. I will retire from this podcast henceforth because I can go no further in my abilities as a entertainer and presenter. And I think exiting with grace is the only thing right for me at this time. I now hand it off to me for the loser speech. Aw, you didn't lose. If anyone lost, we lost. I was gonna be like, I'll never give up. I may have lost this one, but I'm gonna come back stronger next time. Cut out my interruption. Let him do his bit.

1:01:26All right, look, I may be beaten this time, and I may have lost horribly, but you know one thing about me. I never give up. I never quit. I'll be back again next week for that crown, and until I get that crown, I'm never giving up on myself or you or this whole podcast. You can bet on me being here every time because I am not ever going to quit. I'm going to do the outro too. I don't know if we have anything else to add at this point. Yeah, that's the end. It's time for the outro. That's how this works. Mark will be hosting next week. I feel like we've turned a new leaf on the one-man shows. I've got to be honest.

1:01:58I thought it was instead of being us torturing Mark, I thought it was a real showcase of Mark. I thought that was lovely. I had a lot of fun. If I'm not having fun, what are we doing here? Why are we even on this planet? Life's about fun and nothing else Yeah, it's a great message, yeah Make sure you follow the podcast so you know when the episodes come out We're down to one a week right now, but that might change You gotta look out Also check out the merch distractablestore.shop .edu? That's not right No, distractable.shop Yeah, distractable.shop That's the one, still haven't learned it Follow the guys, Mark Byer, LordMinion777 or Minion777 Hi, I'm MySkerm Mark hosts the next one I think we all know what it's gonna be We all know For sure Prison tattoos No that's not, what's a perfect crime Yeah prison tattoos, we're giving each other prison tats Uh huh I want a dick butt on my butt Or on my dick Anyway until then, that's the end And I'm not gonna let Wade participate in the outro at all Podcast out No it's too late Can't do it Fall has never looked or tasted this good.

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