Oxford 3000 AND TOO

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1:43Midden-making Mark gets poisoned by pricks. Wets himself, goes urethral, lords Warhammer, and maniacally directs Wade's bottom. Witty Wade Swallows Sausage, Goes Crawling, Fears Myocardial Infarctions, Then Sphinctures His Yang Hole. From Superfan Superman, To Caring Less. Yes, it's time for Oxford 3002. Now sit back, and prepare to be distracted, and enjoy the show. Hello everybody and welcome to Superman's favorite podcast. You can't prove that it's not. Unless, does he canonically have a favorite? Yeah, distractible. Super de-duper man. Oh, I don't know enough about comic books to make this joke.

2:39I asked him and he told me. We're his favorite, Superman's favorite. That's us. That's right, it's distractible. You talk to Superman? Yeah, we're buddies. On the reg? I go to his fortress of quietude and I hang out with him and his cat and we talk about podcasts and is this all true? That sounds like Superman. Kinda. It's made of dry ice. The cat? The cat. Yeah, the cat. I see. Anyway, if you've never seen Distractable before, my name's Bob and I'm the host because I won the last one. There's two other guys here. They're competing to win this one because then that means they host the next one.

3:16That's it. That's all the rules. There's no constitution or any other bullshit It's just those three rules Three, two, that one rule really is what matters The people who will be competing today As always, as only ever, are Mark and Wade Hi, hello I thought we were just leaning into the viewers today You don't have to address the listeners You can just, we could just do a sign language episode I love the listeners Because I love ears

3:44Mark Fischbach:He's an ear man, we got an ear man over here I'm an ear man everyone knows this I don't know well my voice had to change to call you an ear man but now you're an ear man last ear man was in 1920s before talkies came on the scene they need the ear man in one ear out the other end you'll know what I'm saying I'd like to go in both what I don't like what just crashed into your 1920s and I'm not a fan of it whatever that was I hate it the penguin gun there the old transatlantic kentucky accent there um anyway welcome to the episode how's it going fellas we i have a game i do have a game i know everyone expects me to be unprepared because i'm always unprepared but i'm prepared and the more i say it the more true it becomes but before we do that how's it going you guys got any small talk anything going on in your cool lives yeah i do Um, so I went through some of the most devastating, bowel exploding, body shaking, adverse reactions you've ever experienced.

4:54You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? Kinda. There's been a few times. I'm familiar. What happened? I went. You hear that? No. Fucking ghosts. All right. Amy and I were going to travel soon. both for our honeymoon and for other reasons. So it's like, oh, we need to get some travel vaccines, right? To go to certain places, you need certain vaccines. I go to this travel vaccine place, right? I won't name it, but it was fine. First one was fine there. And I went there because I don't know what's recommended to go to these places. So it's like, we're going here, here, here, and here. What do we need?

5:35And it's like, well, let me pull up your vaccine records. and it's like oh you haven't had your tetanus in fucking forever you haven't gotten a boost yeah do you go to the doctor and i'm like well i swear i go to the hospital a lot but you know i don't usually don't usually uh i guess i haven't really checked in on that um so i needed four four vaccines two new two boosters well three new one booster or something like that i don't know they got the super syringe you know for the everything oh the big juicer yeah the every 10 year kind of mega one they it's normal size for bob and i but for you it would look like that okay come on man come on man sorry uh sorry i got that's hope that wheel spin doesn't come back to bite me later come on man come on yeah i'm i'm making note of the short joke but it was really funny come on man all right yeah it was funny so i get all mine i take it like a champ you know um i didn't even cry you know ah four band-aids bam bam bam two on each arm right get home i'm like okay i'll probably feel a little a little funky because when i when i got the covid vaccine you know that was the last time i took one and i felt sick oh yeah that one always hits me too yeah usually i take the flu vaccine i don't feel that bad but i started feeling a little queasy and then my stomach started rumbling and then I had the worst chills I've ever had in my life.

7:08I was under three blankets, one of which was a heating blanket and I couldn't stop shivering. It was a heat wave here in Los Angeles. It was 95 degrees outside, sun blaring. I was laying out on my driveway, I felt comfortable. Like I could feel my body starting to cook like on the, the, the, I don't have blacktop driveway, but it's like darker. And I was just like, Oh wow, this is kind of nice. And then I saw I was going to throw up. I couldn't tell if it was from the sickness or from, you know, just being in the sun like that. Uh, so I go in and draw a hot bath, lay in that and i'm just like i can't get warm no matter what the second the second like i'm i'm out of the heat i just start shivering violently um so i go into a fugue state for about six eight hours i have no idea just on the couch under the heated blankets after the bath and i was like and we didn't have a thermometer i wanted to know what my temperature was yeah you might have been running a fever of some kind that's a good good call well i bet i was like i'm i must be hitting a record right 122 i got it at the high score here i really would that was my only thought because i know if you get too high of a fever you know you you should go to the high yeah you did yeah no hospital first probably yeah yeah but you should see if your body could take it first yeah yeah so um what was unfortunate is um i was sleeping it off and usually you know if i sleep it off but amy started to get worried because it was going on for so long as I was starting to woke up and I started feeling a little better the chills finally went away and it was it was funny because three blankets heated blanket felt comfortable oh my god I'm dying from heat like it was boom instantly I woke up like ah sweat like just just the entire couch was just soaked because I was napping on the couch just like sweat everywhere instantly so I must have been very very warm and so she gets it like She goes to the pharmacy to get me some Gatorade because I'm like dying of thirst.

9:12I need some electrolytes. She comes back and we get the thermometer and I'm like, I feel fine now at this point. I feel fine. So I'm like, it's probably going to be normal. Let's just check to make sure. I feel fine. I feel way less chills than I did before. 100 degrees. And that's when I felt fine. So I really must have had a high fever. yeah if you hit like 104 you're like you're close to the dying part and you're supposed to really get to the hospital part yeah i i probably should we'll have we have a thermometer now i probably should have probably should have kept that around did you go rectal or did you be are you a wuss uh one ear out the other i go a whole i go urethral actually is what i have for my thermometer ah that's the other yeah that's the good way yeah it's the only way to get an accurate reading yeah plus when you're done you just pee it back out it's self-ejecting you don't have to you have to do anything it's convenient uh so that was my weekend that's not great dude i'm glad you have a thermometer now you might have set some kind of record i might have yeah but this is the thing is like i've actually had time to have like weekends to myself so for some reason the past few weekends, I just haven't been able to relax.

10:30And so last weekend was kind of the, what do they call it? The cream on the cake, the icing on the cake, you know, it's the cream. Maybe he did it at a high temperature for a little bit. Marcus, Marcus broke. He don't work no more. So I'm better now. I feel great. I've had an upload schedule, which is nice. And everything else is going great. The minor heat induced brain damage you know i can shrug that off and i'm i'm good man i feel like i lost a few pounds in that time when i was going through that man hold on i need to go get these vexing can you send me what you got yeah just go to the doctor say like give me the big one get the big one oh i haven't had i need that big syringe i think it might have been the typhoid one that got me i think it's a

11:19Mark Fischbach:Pokemon. Typhoid. Typhoid. Typhoid. Go. Typhoid Mary. Go. Whoa. That was tasteless. Yeah, man. A little bit. Oh, I'm sorry. We can't make Typhoid Mary jokes. Honestly, I barely registered because I was trying to think of my own joke, and then when you said that, I was like, I don't know if mine's going to beat that. I thought, oh, it evolves into Typhlosion, but I was like, that's a real Pokemon. Is that funny? Is it not funny? Typhlosion? Yeah. Typhlosion? Really? The Gen 2 Starter. Cyndaquil, Willama, Typhlosion. It's real. It's real. It's real. Mark, you smashed your past this Typhlosion at one point.

11:56Mark Fischbach:Did I? It's like a fire ferret. I don't think I ever got its name. I think I just saw pictures. You looked at one. You know, you've seen it. It's real. You don't need to know a name to smash your past, I guess. Well, we're glad you're alive. Yeah, we're talking about how you apparently almost died in the last week. Apparently, yeah. Yeah, man. Yeah. That's an adventure of its own kind. Good job surviving thank you thank you i tried wait how did you almost die this past week i had five hot dogs in the week or in the one one day fuck yeah man uh over the course of a whole day or four hours okay this is this is either a really you know normal day sad day or or were you in a competition so I had three conies I had three conies from Skyline oh those are tiny but they have chili and cheese on them sure sure and then we went to my nephew had like a birthday get together and they were grilling out Molly and I didn't have a lot of time because we were going to go see Project Hail Mary so they were grilling out and they made the whatever people were grabbing food and there were just a few hot dogs I was like I'll just grab a couple hot dogs and as I was eating I was like wait that's what I had for lunch too oh god it's like I'm 15 again I'm going to die later we ended up being fine transition though, Roger Tell Mary was a fantastic movie.

13:13Mark Fischbach:Really fantastic movie. Loved the book. Movie, also fantastic. So you've read the book? I have. And the movie, I didn't get pissed off watching the movie. I actually really enjoyed it. Usually whenever you read a book and immediately see a movie afterward, you're like, I can't believe they cut out my favorite thing. But it was a really good, faithful adaptation. I really, really enjoyed it. So highly recommend. I won't say anything else about it. I don't want to spoil. I recommend reading the book and then seeing the movie, but whatever. Very good. I have another update. What was it? It's right there.

13:41Mark Fischbach:It's gone. Oh, I told Bob this but Mark you don't know this. I finally finally last night I was laying in bed. Holly was asleep. I finally got my hands on it. What where is this going? I started dungeon crawler Carl. Oh Why is it me is Bob sing? But thank you for the attribution. Well, I told him already so I gotta tell you Wait, that's fun. Did you see the reddit post? I was like, I get excited every time they mention books. And it's like, yay, Bob for mentioning Dungeon Crawler Carl. Yay, Wade for reading Animorphs. Mark, you're there, I guess. And I'm like, I read books all the time. What the fuck?

14:22I'm talking about... What the fuck? Come on. I was also excited about Dungeon Crawler Carl. Mark clearly doesn't read like the other two educated ones. Just because all I read is Warhammer 40K. Yeah, no, not not the man on the same podcast who's bragged about reading what must be several hundred Warhammer books. Oh, my God, at least. Yeah, it's got to be a lot. I think you've read more Warhammer books than I've read all books in the world. Probably read so fucking many. I think that's probably true because I haven't I've read mostly legal cases. If I'm honest, I don't know how to count those. but in terms of books you're definitely kicking my ass i mean probably not with worm because like there there are only so many but i i read a lot in my i like reading it's how i got such a big vocabulary that's how i know so many words and use them for talking you like my words my out loud words yes yes i make them with my mouth Mouth that's a good word Mouth Good job reading Wade I'm glad someone here is Finally reading a god damn book Yeah me too my last and final Which is the same word twice update I don't know how you read such a Small amount like this is not a Judgy thing because I do that But the first time I started reading Dungeon Crawler Carl it was like I was getting ready For bed so it was like late at night like maybe It was 11 o 'clock I was like I'll read for a little bit And then I'll get tired and I'll go to sleep And I fucking read possibly the entire book before I slept but I read all the way through like easily three quarters of the book possibly the entire thing in one sitting because I started and I just got into it and got into it and like I'm like this and maybe you're not like this the same way but like I couldn't stop no I get that way I literally I read until like five in the morning and then I was like ah shit the baby wakes up in a couple hours I guess I should pass out well it's a lot less fun of a reason but I've

16:31Mark Fischbach:had trouble sleeping more than usual the last few weeks. I don't know if it's something actually going on or like many panic attacks or what it is, but like I'll lay down and then all of a sudden, like, you know, if you like are sitting still for a while and then you get up and like you run up a flight of stairs or something, you feel even more out of breath, like your heart's pounding more than usual. I've had a thing a few different nights, including night before last, where I'll go to lay down and all of a sudden it's like almost like my chest is burping or something, but like I'll start to feel like a weird sensation.

16:57Mark Fischbach:And then all of a sudden it's like, oh man is my heart like what's my heart rate right now is it nine million over five hundred thousand because it's it's pretty why am i panicking i'm fine i just need to let's just focus on something else wade you're dying oh okay i'm dying i stop thinking about just think about anything else can't think about anything else focus just found hard fast that kept me up till eight in the morning two nights ago so i was very tired last night so i fell asleep easily because of that i've had this exact same thing not even uh exaggerating it's like as soon as i lay down specifically all of a sudden i can feel my heart and i've had an apple watch when i was doing it back before they were sued out of their ability to do such things it was only blood oxygen that they got sued about the the ecg thing is still works but okay cool well i would do that and i would look at my heart rate and it would be like it doesn't feel that crazy and it was only reading ever like 105 110 um which just barely elevated um and it's like the ekg looked good as much as i can read one of those and it said i was fine but yeah no i i don't know what that's about i lay down and then some nights it's just boom boom it's like it's like someone's banging a drum in my chest it doesn't hurt or anything it's just kind of like well that's weird and concerning not fun and i i i've got there's been a lot of things going on in life i don't want to bring all of it up here but i've had reasons to be like stressed about stuff but like at least on the conscious level i feel like i'm okay you know i've had my moments i've had moments of happiness i've shed tears i've dealt with some of the things that we're dealing with maybe it's my subconscious or i don't know but the heart is just the one thing i it scares me probably the most because i've had some family history of like heart attacks and stuff so i'm like man hope my heart's okay so the heart pounding just really compounds and it becomes a vicious cycle of like now I really can't calm myself down so well do you have an Apple Watch Wade because I don't know if it would help you but I would recommend that yeah I do I haven't I haven't used it I should probably use it again but for both of you what you're describing sounds like a thing I'm familiar with it sounds like atrial fibrillations which is not necessarily even a thing that would manifest on an EKG especially on the Apple Watch because it's not exactly like a diodes all over your body type of one but that is not necessarily a bad thing that can happen but also if you're concerned about it the doctor can check it out pretty easily they will give you like a full diodes all over your body EKG get the full readings like it's real easy I think I'm going to I think I'm going to do that if it is that because and I'm familiar with it it feels fucking crazy it kind of feels like you're like oh is this a heart attack my left arm isn't numb so it must not be a heart attack yeah yeah no so I would say two weeks ago a week ago last week sometime I don't remember exactly how long ago I had this happen like two nights in a row I like went downstairs for a little bit ate something just kind of like changed my location changed the way I was sitting and stuff and it went away I went back upstairs was fine able to fall asleep but for whatever reason night before last, nothing I did could make that go away.

20:10Mark Fischbach:And so from like 1.30 in the morning till a little after eight, just had that sensation. So I think I'm going to have to call and go in and make sure there's nothing else going on. But I've never, I've never dealt with like extreme anxiety, except for like in specific scenarios, you know, some people just have anxiety. The closest I could relate is how people have described like panic attacks. This felt like a mini panic attack almost. But like, I didn't think those lasted for hours. I guess I don't know. I never really experienced it. Yes. Mark is raising his hand. Teacher, teacher, I have your diagnosis.

20:39I've looked up online. I've put in all your symptoms. You have paroxysmal supraventricular tachycardia.

20:47Mark Fischbach:That sounds like a lot of bad things grouped together like that. Yes, you don't want to be paroxysmal. Oh, good. You don't want to be supraventricular. Paroxysmal? Yeah, P-A-R-O-X-Y-S-M-A-L. Paroxysmal, paroxysmal, wow, what a word. The heart's natural pacemaker and sinoatrial node generates electrical impulses that tell the heart to beat, but in a person with PSVT, you, the heart's steady rhythm undergoes sudden periodic paroxysmal disruptions. An errant electrical signal from above the ventricle, superventricular, overrides the sinoatrial node's normal signal and creates a series of very fast heartbeats, tachycardia.

21:32The vast majority of PSVTs are not life-threatening, although in rare circumstances they can be dangerous, which is why people who experience repeated bouts of a racing heart should tell their doctor. You practically already done that now.

21:43Mark Fischbach:I guess so. I'm good. I don't need to go in now. Except for telling your doctor. Yeah, what web doctor has been told. Oh, that's true. That's true. internet save him i will also say the pan the feeling like it's a panic attack thing it can feel like oh i'm panicking oh my heart is racing but it can actually be an inverse connection you can have like a physiologically induced feeling of like a panic attack because what's happening to your heart is making your heart race and then that triggers a bunch of other stuff that that leads you so it's not necessarily like oh i'm so anxious it's making my heart race it could literally be like oh I'm iron deficient or oh like oh something else is happening it's making my heart race that is causing me to have these associated like emotional physiological reactions that feels like a panic attack or feels like anxiety or whatever it's probably fine but maybe ask your doctor and get it scanned maybe that will help maybe that will help you feel less worried about it at least the Lemonati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and lime in the shadows their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything even our music that hit song named after the color of lemons not a coincidence big lemon has been pulling strings in the industry for years think about it but now seven up is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda now lime comes first seven up flip the sip i'll go get checked out there was a particular family event that occurred and then it happens shortly thereafter so I figured it was probably like subconsciously stress induced but maybe it's just coincidence either way I should probably get it looked at but it's been not fun they'll tell you you're stupid and take your money don't worry about it I'll tell you you're stupid and take less money I'll tell you you're stupid for free am I in an ad can I pay you to tell you you're stupid is this guru and then whatever mark's title was again oh stupid are we that's why that's why I didn't read as much dungeon crawler Carl because last night I was finally tired enough to sleep I mean that's fair I guess whatever as the literate one of the podcast I expect more from you but it could have been that the book was so exciting you just couldn't your body was just I was only going to read the first chapter I ended up reading I think six so like I did read more than I anticipated because I didn't want to put it down but sometimes you get like especially early late in a book it's impossible to stop because like just everything the stakes are always so high but like early on every now and then you reach a point in a book where you're like okay i really want to know what's next but i feel like things are only going to escalate get harder i've got to stop here or else i really won't be able to stop and that's where i was with the book i was like okay this is i've gotten through the the intro tutorial phase now whatever happens it's probably gonna get crazy let's stop here dude shit gets nuts especially the later books shit just gets nuts and more nuts and then nutser and somehow nutsier yeah i i could tell you that feeling of like oh i'm finally through the tutorial phase you keep having that and it's one of the things i like about the series is i feel like there's a constant thing of like okay now we're through like the prologue now we know what's happening and then you'll read a few chapters and you're like i'm fucking no this is still prologue there's like how is it getting crazy anyway it's fun you guys want to play a game sure it's easy Yeah, I'll play easy game.

25:14We've played it before. Oh, no way. No, hold on. Oh, no, no, no, no, no There's no questions. It's not like that.

25:22Mark Fischbach:This is a different kind of easy game 20 easy Remember this paragraphs and recite it by memory Uh close while singing and rhyming. Oh god. No Not that close. Okay Honestly, I had several titles written down, but I kind of want to call this one the easy 3000. Do you guys remember when we played the game with the Oxford 3000? The words and the saying the backwards. Oh, yes. Yeah. Yeah. Say, say, see, see. That's not that's just Spanish. Say, yes, backwards. Yes, backwards. Say, say, say. Adios, meos, but backwards. Say, say, say, say. This is the easy 3000. How well do you guys remember that game pretty good remember the words that you had to say backwards during that game do we get points if we do it was in october so i'd be really fucking surprised if you did anyway don't worry you probably don't have to say most of them backwards because i did come up with a new thing do we say them sideways instead of backwards that doesn't make sense say it sideways say it sideways Say a word, say any word sideways And I'll give you a point That's it, any, that's the word any Sideways, I got it, I got it I got it, each other

26:47For the listeners, Mark just Stood up and physically Turned his head Sideways You know what, that's a point I said what I said creative genius this is kind of like a mix of a bunch of games because that's all i do is look at what i've already done and try and find ways to rehash that so it's kind of like the oxford 3000 if you happen to remember those words if anything sparks maybe that will be helpful to you the game that we're going to play today with this is not dissimilar to a game they used to play friendship no okay i think it was i think it was yeah well and i'm allowed to lie to you The game we're gonna play today with the words.

27:28Yeah, okay. It was it was but I can tell you whose word it was so there You're ruining stuff already I Was not not then not right that the moment okay? Whose lines anyway they used to think play a thing called direct director Anyway, they would do a scene and then one one of the cast members was a director and they'd come out and be like do it French And this is kind of like that, but if you had to guess a word, there's going to be a word. The person giving the clues is going to be allowed to offer one word at a time as a direction. So it's kind of like hot or colder, but if Mark has a word and Wade starts and Wade is like friendship, Mark can be like sciency-er or French-er or, I don't know, higher, whatever.

28:20You can say any word you want if you think it will help. And we have to say it like that, not more French. I mean, that's my idea. It's not, I'm not going to like doc your points if you get creative with it. But the notion is, it's like the direction, right? And they're always like, do it more like a noir film or whatever. Like the idea is for it to be kind of like that. You're supposed to give clues, but they have to be short. And you can't just be like, the word is this, say this word. You will get in trouble if you do that. But anyway, every time I explain my game idea lately, the more I say about it, the more I'm like, man, this is a stupid idea.

28:59Oh, I shouldn't have committed to this. But it's too late now. I'm going to flip a coin to see who goes first.

29:05Mark Fischbach:Okay. And whoever goes first, they say a word and the other person has to guide them to the correct word by the French-er type clues. That's it? Yes. Whoever goes first guesses any word that they want and the other player has to give them direction. one word direction at a time to try and basically hot and cold their way toward the correct word lady is wade lion is mark it doesn't mean anything about who you are that's just how i decided in the moment editors make me a lion mark's a lion lion goes first it hurts it's painful oh what are they doing to me it's too bad i'm in the cowardly lion So Mark is guessing first Wade I'm gonna give you Your first word To play with Okay That's not the piece I just looked at my paper And saw a bunch of other words It was like What did I write down?

29:59Oh no No That's a different word So I'm not acting Any of these Am I? Or No you're just guessing You're trying to guess the word And Wade wants you to guess the word So I start with the word And he'll guide me If you If it helps These are all words from the Oxford 3000 list of words. That does not help. There's approximately 3 ,000 options that it has to be from. But wait, I sent you a chat with your first word, and Mark, when you're ready... Avalanche.

30:35Mark Fischbach:Peepleier. Sir. Stampede. I like this already. This is going to be fun for me. Antonymy-er Standing Room only What was that? You heard me! You heard me! It's hyphenated standing room only Yeah, standing room only People-er Can I get the same clue twice? If you think it will help, yeah Theater Individual-er Bathroom sphincterer no you sure you sure about that no colin that's wrong are you sure i have no idea what you think that's gonna i don't know man your clue is sphincterier maybe it will help you maybe i'm wrong diarrhea muscle-ier butt Ah

31:46Mark Fischbach:Arm-er Arm-er Army, Arm-er Arm Wait, what are you doing? I don't know, man. I'm panicking I'm just, I'm going to I'm going to find a way to get here Bodybuilder Oh, interesting Interesting Traits-er It doesn't have to have the er on it If it doesn't make sense That's already not working I accept that Traits Ego Different The sphincter of the ego Rewind Okay The ego Physicaler Mogging One second Wait Well, actually, I don't know if I have an accurate definition. No! Oh, no.

32:49No. No. No. No. No. No. Oh, fuck. Okay. So physical of ego. Uh. Weights?

32:59Mark Fischbach:Uh. Purpose. Strength? Opposite. Weak. Ness. oh my god that's it oh i knew i'd get us there buddy i got i listen sphincter sphincter here well you said bathroom and i was like how do i get from bathroom to our body it's a muscle the sphincter's a muscle you can have muscle weakness can you have sphincter weakness you sure can yes you can have sphincter weakness That just doesn't make any sense. Well, I didn't know how to get there, man. Get a sphincter surgery, sphincter spasms. Listen, we can judge, but I drove the car. I get marked the directions and he drove the car there. If sitting in the back seat while the accelerator is stuck to the floor and just ending up accidentally crashing into the correct answer counts as driving the car, you drove it there, baby.

34:00Mark Fischbach:I did. I'm going to be so much worse at the other side of this. Have you ever seen that video, the rally car driver, where the assistant's like, you have to listen to my calls. Left, left, sooner, time left, left, right, turn right. It's very funny. I have not. I don't know which one's which here in that one, but that's what it felt like. Well, Mark, now Wade, it's your turn to guess. And Mark, I'm going to send you a word. I'm ready. On your guess, Wade. Apple? Uh, Les Schmeagel. Apple. The word is apple like Patrick Warburton. How did you get that? That's so specific. All right, Les Schmeagel.

34:46Mountain. I see how this is going to be difficult. All right, okay. Opposite. Valley. Good. Okay, I'm going to talk to you like a director. Oh, yeah, you know how to do that. Where's your hat? Does your hat help? Uh, hat. Hat! Damn. Not that hat. So we're at Valley, right? Okay. Lower. Crust.

35:16Mark Fischbach:More ethereal. Hold on, can I look up ethereal?

35:22So it's just Wade endlessly googling everything Mark says. I didn't know Mog, Mog, whatever he said before.