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4:23Strada. Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Mr. Vassmark warns of Superstorms, is surprised at things getting hard, then sets his sodares to sensory sleuthing. Bridge-bashing Bob shows his shinies, gallivants like a gamgee and guesses like a gangster. Where the weary Wade bunkers down and utterly evades continuous path passenger conveyors. From sharing the podcast to Alpine Eats. Ha ha ha ha ha! It's time for... Smell My Touch. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

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7:08That's not a bounty for you. It's not for you. These two gentlemen here have been living life to the fullest, and I can't wait to hear exactly what they've done in their full, full life to entertain us all here. Who wants to go first? Wade does. Oh, yeah. Wade, what have you been up to? Oh, man. And so last week we recorded, we did the lovely Choose Your Own Adventure, and then Bob and I got to flee quickly because we realized, what's that noise? Oh, my technology must be acting up. Oh no, it's tornado sirens for both of us. That's weird. Right. And then we found out we had a derecho, I think is how, is that how it's pronounced?

7:47A derecho hit us, which is just like a long continuous line of storm. Derrico, I think. I don't know. I've heard it both ways. No, derecho might actually be it. I think I said Derico once and people were like, it's pronounced Derico. I was like, yeah, I do think that. Is it not? Dear Itchio. Dear Dot Itchio. Probably that. But yeah, one of those hit and that was fun because it was just crazy wind. We had up some different like news things, including there's a YouTuber named like Ryan Hall, y 'all who does like weather reports. We had these different things up trying to see what was going on and they didn't have tornado watches anywhere.

8:24But there were like 11 tornado warnings And each warning area was the size of like a county Damn So they're just like If you live in these areas Tornado warning And it's just all of southern Ohio Southeastern Indiana Northern Kentucky And it's like That's all of us watching the news That's all of us We're all in that Question Were they the similar size of the county Or were they just issuing warnings based on counties? No You know how they draw boxes When there's tornadoes They'll be like here's a line and a box and it's moving this way and they like draw on the map yeah yeah they just had several boxes that were basically everywhere from northern greater cincinnati area down into kentucky past the airport which is like box box it looked like gerrymandering boxes because some of them weren't just like squares some of them was like so we're like trapezoids and then it had like a tail go off and it's like why does this one have a thing that goes off and curls up like like bricks and minifigs mustache like what is going on with these boxes this is weird got him that's quite a reference that's good that's good but it was it was very bizarre because like i said there was no watches they were all straight to warnings because like i guess the way the derecho was moving in the entire front of the storm had like spinning circulation so everywhere was a potential for a tornado i think only two ended up touching down as far as i know one in like Southeastern Ohio and one in like northern Kentucky somewhere but like it was it was an intense 30 to 45 minutes of like tornado warning sirens for like five minutes then silence back on silence like it just kept going on and off for quite a while and the wind and the rain were were pretty intense but ultimately it just ended up being a bad thunderstorm for us but damn I had never seen where just everything was tornado warning because I think warning is the more severe one so it's like oh that means it's like touch down but apparently that's not what that meant that day it just meant that everything was strongly indicative of swirling winds and potential tornado or something i don't know i didn't fully get it i mean all of this is due to the super el nino that's uh brewing the boy yes super the boy ah is it nino like son my son this is basically i has been confirmed that this is going this year is going to be a rare super el nino it's already done it's it's over you know it's you know like in drive when cuts the guy's army just like just don't worry about it's over it's all over there's no pain there's going to be a lot of pain um so super el nino is coming the the why you got hit by the first hurricane like ever a really rare hurricane or something recently didn't it like that also never happens yep yeah many pacific hurricanes are going to form out of this which It used to be a thing where it's like, oh, man, that barely never happens.

11:16Now there's probably going to be several. Great. But, yeah, that was my entire week was that 25 minutes of waiting for the thunderstorm to pass. Nothing else happened. Nope. Not a thing. Not a thing. Neat. All right. Bob, he's stolen the derecho story, so that didn't happen to you. I was sort of fitting to talk about that, but that's okay. That's okay. You want to know what happened to me that I don't think I've talked about yet? No. So I'm not going to tell you exactly where we live, but we live down a road where it's like, if you go out of our neighborhood, go from our house to the exit of the neighborhood, that's traditionally as there is, you can turn left or you could turn right.

11:55And if you turn left, you're like five minutes away from there's a Kroger, there's shops and restaurants, there's civilization. If you turn right, you essentially drive out into the farmlands. Kroger's a grocery store for those that don't live around here. Everyone knows Kroger's. Kroger's big time. Okay. Kroger's literally owns like every grocery store across the country. Anyway, sorry. It's true. They own like Ralph's and Harris Teeter. What about Guam? Kroger owned Guam. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a Kroger in Guam, but I don't think they own the place. No, I don't think that's how that works.

12:32Ah, got you, Kroger. Found your weakness. please continue if you drive out towards the farmlands you also have to go underneath a really awkward bridge where like there's two roads that cross under the bridge so there's like blind turns and anyway it sucks it's super dangerous and there are stop signs but people just blow through it at full speed because i don't give a shit because they're idiots uh anyway the so leaving our neighborhood the left turn where you're really close to all the cool stuff we wanted to live near when we picked this location to live uh there's a bridge that was damaged and they closed that whole section of road for the last four months so even though we live within like five minutes of a huge shopping center and all the you know whatever places we would want to go on a regular basis we actually then lived four times as far away from them because you had to go the wrong way out of the neighborhood and then loop way the hell around and it was like it felt like we lived in a different place for the last four months they finally finished it and in those four months they gave us a 15 foot long bridge for a two-lane road it's one of those things where i knew what it was going to be because i knew what it was before it closed but like it finally opened and we were like oh my god they took the detour signs down can we go the other way and the first time I drove across it, it was just like, I fucking, I had to drive off into the God knows where for a quarter or a third of a year, almost for fucking for this, just put some boards over it and let me go where I want.

14:07Like, it's nice that that's open. And now I have all the, you know how you develop like driving habits. Now I keep going the wrong way. Cause I'm like, Oh, got a loop around. Nevermind. Nevermind. Let me back in. God, it's so infuriating to just drive over because it's literally less than 15 feet of it's like a bridge over a tiny little creek but it was they just it's fine and i'm glad that it's open because now i can do whatever i want but it literally felt like we lived like half an hour out in the country when we live in the suburbs we don't live that far from anything you just have to go the correct way to get to it i will say that other intersection you're talking about that one is shady that one does make me nervous every time i'm like god hope someone's not going 90 miles an hour on this road as i turn and they do it was a whole thing because at the beginning of the closure i was like oh it's like an adventure oh we'll just go and it was that descent from like oh it's okay it'll only be a few months oh it's okay i'm getting kind of tired of it the last like three weeks until it opened both manny and i were just like i fucking hate this stupid fucking bridge i'm gonna buy a helicopter and land on the roof of the house and use a ladder to climb down.

15:19It's fine. It's open now. It's fine. You're like Samwise Gamgee in Lord of the Rings. You're like, This is it. If I go this way to the store, I'll be the furthest from home I've ever been. And then like, now you're like, thousand yard stare, just fucking carrying Frodo's corpse as you're like, I just wanna go to Kroger. Fuck Mordor and this bullshit. I must have watched a different Lord of the Rings. I don't remember Samwise becoming jaded, smoking it. Just ever say I'm wise with the cigar and the army helmet.

15:49I'm talking to my union rep about this one. All right. Well, that sounds problematic. I'm very sorry about that. Not anymore. Now it's great. Is it controversial? Will I get killed if I say that? I think that road construction in Ohio and probably many other states is an absolute mob scam. like when we were in college two decades ago almost there was construction on 75 you know all around the hopple street and the mitchell avenue exits it's the same it's literally the same fucking cones it was almost two full decades ago and like they finished parts of it like the hopple street exit got totally redone it's crazy it's all new but all the other shit is there's still it's down to two lanes on each side there's cones there's a one highway one you know when one side goes on to the other side because they're like scrunching in it it's the fucking same i it's it's literally a scam it's some kind of crazy mob front or some shit because it doesn't make any sense and there's that kind of shit everywhere in cincinnati there's a spot on 275 north where they finally added like a fourth lane for traffic during a really busy section it is always closed Even in standstill, I have never seen anyone allowed to use this mysterious lane that they built.

17:12Wait, I know that part. I know that part. Yeah. It's never been accessible. It's always like, nope, not allowed to go in this lane. It's just a lane they built so that they could have a lane closed and meet their contract requirements without actually having to close one of the three lanes they let people use. Nobody's allowed in it, no matter the circumstance. I don't get it. I was back at home, and also, I was just like, I was going to the airport. and my mom was driving me and I was like on 75 and I was like it looks so familiar it's like I never left wow there's the same construction here in this stretch turn on the radio traffic's backed up from Mitchell to Paddock on 75 south and it is funny I've never seen anyone ever work on it I've seen trucks I've seen trucks I've seen equipment there's a bunch of shit parked everywhere parked everywhere never anyone worked on you walk up and it's actually the same cars from 20 years ago they've just been there it is it is crazy and i know we've all seen like videos of some bridge uh like an overpass thing collapse somewhere there was a problem with it in in either america or some other country probably some other country and they fix it overnight one night it's just like you see them close the one side of the highway then they build it all back up in the other side and even i'm like i didn't know concrete could harden that fast i'm like that seems like pretty quick but even though they get it all it's done like totally new what the fuck even happened there was a fire uh under one of the big bridges that crosses the ohio river a couple years ago i think like a playground or something random burned and uh it caused damage to the bridge i feel like they fixed that bridge pretty damn quick considering like apparently the fire got hot enough to like melt something in the support like it was apparently pretty serious but like yeah i feel like that was like a month or two and they're like yeah that's fixed and then other areas like you're saying like two decades of like this pothole might be bigger than the road itself but we can't be bothered to take care of this right now it's a conspiracy man much like with the lax uh people mover that they've been working on for fucking forever and uh just absolutely has been every year it's like another it was supposed to be july this year moved it to december and it's just like it's just it's 99 done they've been saying it's 99 done for years and it's just not done anyway all of this thing i see it at the airport i see it going like wow look at that it looks so nice so pretty oh wow that'd be it goes right up the top there drop it oh oh look at it go not ready just not ready guys i think maybe the people that were driving i just got riders block propel fitness water with gatorade electrolytes zero sugar and vitamins propel hydrates better than water to help you get the most out of your workout and get back to your best self.

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20:06Not giving you a point for that. Why do I even bother? Is that complaining? Is that complaining? Is that complaints I hear? Is there points for complaining? No, there's no points for complaining. Then yes. So, the name of this game, I'm trying to figure out if this will be offensive or not and if it's not, I'll change it. Just beep it. I want to call it originally was Oh god Sam Sam edited the blood I can't ever hear him again Sam blow up his head I want you guys to use The other senses Besides sight To describe things To the other player Who will be guessing what that is Now we can We have touch Taste, smell and sound if we don't have sight you could use no exception I guess if you really think that I don't think it'll help you in your I know about his arc I don't know about his ception okay that's funny now that's funny thanks thanks he did the thing now that's funny I don't know if that takes away a point I can't remember what that does no if you laugh at what I say I think I should get a point what the fuck for those that don't know who does any of you know what no-ception is are you talking about proprioception yeah yeah wait sorry proprioception yeah where you're like aware of the position of your body parts in space sort of thing that's what it is yeah yeah proprioception not no-ception what is no-ception then i don't know is that a real thing i just i hadn't heard it i was like well he said it so confidently i assume it's a thing i think it's a movie with leonardo dicaprio okay no-ception is the nervous system's physical process of detecting and encoding harmful or potentially damaging stimuli so that's like the pain sense of pain is that another sense or is that part of the touch i mean that's that's sort of part of touch i think that's part of your like physical contact nervous system i don't know yeah but proprioception is typically regarded as the sixth sense of knowing where your limbs are in position around you you have a sense of where they where in spatial you can't do this without proprioception not hitting my head not hitting my head not hitting my head i'm not touching me i'm not touching me i'm not touching me right right yeah i think so who's not hitting you who's not hitting you everyone i i we're we're generally saying we can't use that if you could if there's something in here where you could i'll i'll give you a bonus point for it but i'm pretty sure you can't.

22:40We're going to take turns. Someone will go through and how it works is you have four senses to describe something with. I'm debating whether you can start, whether it's a standard order where it's like starts with touch, taste, smell, or sound, or I could give it to you where you can choose which one you would describe it. And maybe that's advantageous because the less senses you use, the more points you're going to get. If you can only use one and they can guess it with that one then you get four points right i like that i like that it's it's our pick but you lose points the more you have to the more you have to resort to other senses or for each sense you have to resort i like that i think that makes sense if it wasn't so annoying to edit what if we use a wheel to determine the first sense we have to give i i had debated that as well i thought about random assignment that's fun but also that would suck sam make a wheel Make me a wheel If you guys think it's better If it's random what you have to start with I will lean towards it I think it's funnier, I don't know if it's better You could just find a picker Like an online random picker thing And then just let Sam worry about the visuals Don't lie Alright, sight sight sight sight No sight This is something I'm going to be looking out for You cannot make any description with sight So color What it looks like in any way shape or form any description that would you really feels like purple bob yeah it feels very blue yeah yeah no i get that i get that yeah all right so you can't do that but you can go touch taste smell sound um and we're gonna try this with the wheel to see if this works out i think it could be fun um so i'm going to message you uh well let's determine who's gonna go first heads bob tails wade if we're gonna switch it up a little bit come on universe i don't even know which one i want that's heads for bob i think yeah that's what she said bob you're gonna go first i'm going to give you and i've again with most of these things back and forth i'm trying to pair them up so that what i think is the predominant sense would help the most i'll match them up the randomness might make that not work so well but they're when we do one and we'll stick to the one all the way through and then we We go to the other person.

24:57The matchups are kind of similar ish. Maybe we'll see. We'll see. This is your first thing you're trying to describe to Wade. And I'm spinning the wheel of what sense you have to use first. Is proprioception on the wheel? Just to be clear. I'm not putting it on the wheel. I feel like. Can I can we make that where it's like if you choose that and you do that first and you get it, it's like a bonus. Yeah. You know what? If you can get it, so your first one is taste. You can always use proprioception if you want to use it, and you'll get a bonus point. So if he guesses this on taste, you'll get up to four points because that was your first sense.

25:42Every sense you have to use after that is one less point. If he doesn't get it at all, you get no points. If he guesses it to incentivize him guessing well, he gets a point. So when and if he gets it, he will get a point. I am going to, especially because I got taste, I am going to start with proprioception. Great. Okay. Can I describe that we're starting from a certain position? Yeah, I'll allow it and I'll make rules to like against things if it's too much. You are standing. You feel like your whole body is kind of going up and forward. and you feel like your arm, which is outstretched, is moving at a different speed than the rest of your body, but moving in the exact same direction up and forward.

26:28Okay. So you're standing and you feel like your body is moving altogether up and forward at a consistent pace, but your arm, which is outstretched, feels like it's moving in the exact same direction, but probably at a slightly faster speed than the rest of your body. So it's kind of like being pulled from out to the side to more like out in front and to the side of you as you're experiencing the sensation. Do I know if we're describing nouns or actions or like how specific are the things I'm looking for? This is a thing. Standing. Bodies moving forward. Both up and forward. Diagonally up. My arm moving diagonally up a little bit faster.

27:09After an amount of time. No more. No more. You gave your description. You gave it. You gave it. Okay, so now I've got to make a guess. Yeah. Yeah, you gotta guess what feels like that Proprioceptively you didn't describe me going through any kind of like I'm just going up and forward So I'm just gonna say lying. That's not a thing. That's an action. You failed with proprioception Okay Do I now have to use taste? I think that's how the rules go, right? I will say that that is that is such that That was more powerful than I thought it was. I am adding proprioception to the wheel from now on because I feel like it should be.

27:51Well, this thing in particular, like that was a really, that's such a specific to this thing experience. You'll get it. You'll get it once you know. You'll get it once you know. I'm gonna feel really dumb when I don't. So now you, I also, yeah, because otherwise I'd have to make it risk reward and, but I appreciate the boldness of that one. We'll give that a freebie and we'll see how it goes here. But now you have to describe it with taste. This is a thing, and we're assuming that you are tasting this thing. You taste one part of it, and it tastes kind of like rubbery in a filthy, unpleasant way.

28:29And if you taste sort of the other main part of it, there's another thing to taste. it tastes metallic but like greasy like oily right roller coaster no it is not a roller coaster you have to also remember the other description I gave I was putting that in there I was like ah up and forward I don't know what your arm's doing on roller coasters but I have some questions well people throw their arms up so I was like oh maybe it's the sensation of like putting your arms up before you That was good. That was good. All right. Okay. That was a decent guess. That was a totally fine guess. I'm not mad about that.

29:09I'm going to spin the wheel for what your next sense is. Because as soon as you... I was like, what if the other part's metallic? I'm going up like a roller coaster, and then my arm goes up a little bit faster. It's like... I see. I see the thought process. All right. Your next sense is touch. So I'll describe the same two parts that you tasted from the taste one. The part that tasted sort of rubbery, when you touch that, it definitely feels rubbery and it feels kind of like grimy but not in like a way where you're pulling bits off but kind of just like when you take your hand off you're like okay and then if you touch the other part that you tasted that tasted metallic and oily you feel some very distinct grooves it definitely feels like something hard it could be metal and you feel almost an iconic pattern of grooves on this part of this thing.

30:04Unmistakable pretty much for anything else in the world. You definitely know what this is because you feel this and you're like, oh, obviously. Oh, man. I feel like I've given pretty good things here. You have. I think you are. My brain is just not... You know how whenever you fixate on something and you can't get your brain off of that thing, it's really hard to remove myself from flight or a roller coaster so i'm trying to like remove myself from those ideas but like that's all i'm picturing so i'm just trying to think okay different different design if i remove the image from my mind uh there's yeah no image well that's for him i think i can picture things right i just can't you can't describe what i see it might help if you close your eyes maybe you'll start to see something when you combine all these things you're thinking about maybe maybe you gave me whatever Popeye's description you gave me the I think he means proprioception that's the one yeah but even if you didn't intend this I'm trying to focus on one part that's rubbery not multiple parts that are rubbery so part that's rubbery part that's metallic distinct ridges and those ridges leave me feeling grimy oh kind of grimy and oily big talk on the clock yeah I know just the all combining all this is more confusing than just focusing on one of them I'm like no that doesn't work with the first part.

31:21I'm gonna give you I must give you 15 seconds Oh, no, don't do that now now I'm panicking. Uh, no hold on stop. I don't need this guess of the goddamn unicycle Oh He made me guess to your credit Bob. I think you really have given good Can I get a different partner for this project? No No, it just... Okay. You made me panic. You made me panic. People are crashing so many cars right now because they know what it is already and they're waiting for you to get it. Well, I'm not good at this, so I'm doing my best. Well, you got two senses left and the next one is going to be smell and no reminding on any of the other ones.

32:07Okay. No reminding. No remindies. I'm going to describe the smell that you would smell when using this thing. You smell bourbon chicken. You smell soft pretzels. You smell candy. You smell the body odor of a person standing kind of close to you. You smell maybe cleaning solution while you're using this thing. I'm so off base of where I'm at. Okay. Paint a picture in your mind of all these smells. Where do you smell those smells altogether? You can do it. I need to set timers because this is only the first one. It's been like 15 minutes. I gotta. Yeah. Well, listen, this is hard. Okay, man. I'm going to give you 30 seconds to think about that one.

33:02Okay. Well, I'm picturing you're at like a theme park or a carnival. Bourbon chicken. That was. Where do you smell bourbon chicken? That's an interesting one to focus on. I was thinking like the turkey legs, but like a bourbon chicken like this I don't know. Uh, a lot of cooking a lot of cooking things involved in this. 10 seconds But five No, stop hold on guess Grill I don't know man Love those moving grills you ride. I know it's not a grill I was working my way through I'm not good at the timer. The timer fucks me up. Just don't think about the timer. Just let Mark think about the timer. You're good.

33:41Oh, he said I had to guess. So I just threw out the word I was thinking about that moment. I'm working my way through. You do got to guess. I felt like 30 seconds was a pretty rich amount of time to guess. For me, I need 20 minutes. What's the last sense? Is it hearing? It's yeah, it is sound. It is sound. This is your last chance to get a single point out of this i'm sorry bob i'm sorry i'm the worst partner ever when you ride this thing you hear the laughter of children you hear metallic clunking and clanking at kind of a slow pace you hear music at a relatively low volume just sort of in the background of this uh when you're on this thing you hear the sound of bourbon chicken cooking you know you love that sound you know that sound you may also hear the ding of an elevator door opening i know you can do it i believe in you that was a warning bob that was a warning but i know i know i was pushing it but Come on, come on.

34:53Oh, no. Come on, you got this. Piece it together. Make your last cogent guess. I believe in you. Okay, I'm going to talk through, I'm allowed to talk through the things. He's not allowed to tell me again, but I'm allowed to talk through them, right? Yeah, well, you got, you got, your time already started, by the way. I just hope you know. Oh, arm, grooves, familiar grooves, smell of bourbon chicken. I'm so sorry. You have to guess now. I set that timer when he was done describing. I don't want a carousel. Oh my god. I'm so sorry, Bob. Whoa, do you want to reveal it or do you want I? The elevator.

35:29I was trying to throw us in the elevator, man. I was trying, but I didn't get there. It's the other kind of elevator, also called an escalator in a mall where you might smell bourbon chicken. literally the only place on earth i've ever seen such a dish exist i was lost at the theme park oh the proprioception one that's you know that feeling when you get on the escalator and you're like oh the hand thing is so much faster than and you gotta keep moving okay i don't know that one as well because i don't ever touch those because i thought they grossed me out so i never touch the handrails that is incredible i'm sorry bob you did a really good job in hindsight i just wasn't there.

36:09I couldn't bring myself there. Yeah. I thought the proprioception was going to get it right away. It was almost like, Oh my God, I can't let them do proprioception because that's going to get it immediately. Cause it's so, Oh, hi, I'm one of your contestants. So that is zero points for both of you, but it was very entertaining. It was incredibly entertaining. Let's hope I'm better at describing than guessing. Yeah. My only comfort is that I'm Maybe a qualified guesser, but I have to use whatever you tell me to make my guesses. So We'll see how this end goes. This might be the first zero to zero episode in history All right, so this was educational for me as well I'm actually gonna take proprioception off the menu just because I feel like you know It throws things off.

36:59It's such a nice granularity with the four senses, you know that it is it could be powerful could not be powerful and i don't even know if the feeling of going up is part of it but i feel like it could be but who knows we're just gonna keep it to the four senses besides sight all right what's mine or wait don't say it out loud i wasn't gonna i'll cover my ears should i just go home for this i am home should i just go away for this episode so we we keep it to the exact sense only that you're describing you can't go back and remind things and definitely don't base things off of previous you know senses it's keep it to that sense in that sense only don't mention associated other things besides you have to keep your description to the thing that is being described like the elevator that was the examples like the the ding of an elevator i'd be like that's a sound not pertaining to the thing so the sense that you're currently doing has to be to the thing would you say the smells that i did were okay because that's not how the escalator smells but like that's absolutely what you would smell on a lot of escalators and it's a i i would say oh i guess actually you're right if that is because i was describing stuff that was not the escalator but you don't really smell an escalator so i wasn't sure how to approach that i think i think if i'm have to be adherence to the rules it has to be smells that are only to the device the because now i think yeah the chicken okay that that probably would be outside so it has to be that's why i went to like grill and stuff because i was also like oh okay i'm smelling the things that are cooked on it or it's going to be difficult using the senses but that's part of the point so okay so the answer to my question then is no i sent you a question i'm assuming the answer that's just no oh yeah that's that's a tough question right but like i think i think based on your answer it's no because of bob had this chance in his round to do it i will only apply the rule of that for this particular thing you asked me to the next one we'll instead because we'll keep it so that the kind of exploratory advantages that Bob had in this one, I'll give you this, but only this one that you asked.

39:06All right. I'm spinning the wheel of senses. And your first sense is smell. All right. So sometimes there's the light smell of gasoline, but more often than not various colognes perfumes deodorants body odors kind of permeate and maybe the smell of maybe leather um you can get leather a leathery smell from it probably i'm trying to think of the word for a smell like musty is the wrong word but tangential to musty okay and 30 seconds to guess and go. I feel like a lot of these were down a certain pathway. Must he or whatever that's related to throws me off a little bit, but I still. Yeah, that's fair.

39:54Is this, I can't ask questions. We're still doing things, right? This is a thing. It's still a thing. It's still a thing. All these are things. Is, is it, I don't know if this is specific enough. Is it cologne? No, colognes and perfumes were one of the descriptors I used. Not cologne. All right. That's smell is down. Next, sound. There's a sound of air flowing, people chatting, murmuring, a very loud humming noise. That's pretty constant. I guess the occasional sound of footsteps. The main sound, the constant is the loud humming. Okay. And guessing now. Ah, this is just not a thing, I feel like.

40:35It's what I'm stuck on in terms of a guess. Uh, wait. Constant humming. 10 seconds is this a train no it is not a train i don't want to i don't think i can make commentary on your guess nope all right now you're down to two senses the next one is going to be taste oh man based on the question i asked you i'm almost afraid to give that but if you taste the outside of this thing oh man how do i describe this without giving too much um i don't know if It's metallic. Probably tastes metallic. And like a bunch of bugs. If you taste around the inside of this thing. Again, a lot of taste of leather. Some glass.