The Cursed Episode

28:36Wade:Go ahead I finally found one Sensei Curse, okay Mark All right, so this one's a famous one. A lot of people know it, but Dead Man's Hand. Do you know about Dead Man's Hand? A specific hand in poker or something? It is. It is. So there was a gunfighter by the name of Wild Bill Hickok, which great nickname. We should bring back these kinds of nicknames. I want... Actually, I don't know if I want the subreddit. Wild Mark Fischbach. Actually, don't. You know, don't come up with nicknames for me. I don't want that at all, actually. All right, subreddit. I'm looking forward to that thread. A book was published in 1926.

29:12The earliest reference to this was 1886 where the Dead Man's Hand was originally considered a full house with jacks and tens But then a jacks and red sevens was called Dead Hand Man's Hand by 1903 and then 1907 it became jacks and eights, but while Bill Hickok's hand in 1876, which was apparently before all this, was eights and aces all black cards and then the fifth card could be whatever but it's eights and aces black cards is dead man's hand now i don't know if this has ever happened again afterwards it seems like he got killed with that hand and therefore it became the dead man's hand yeah so what hand do i not want to have right now if if you get that if you get aces and eights all black cards ace and aces and eights you're gonna die or something like that is it aces full of eights or eights full of aces eights in between aces okay it's an ace eight sandwich so three aces two eights all black you know that's why people are afraid of aces because ace eight nine pass

30:28i have more i have more apparently the only curses i actually do know anything about are all sports curses so do you know the andretti curse and or do you know the andretti family i've never met them no we don't ever talk i'm a i'm kind of a motorsport fan and we don't ever talk about that as far as i know you guys are not big motorsports fans but uh mario andretti is an incredibly decorated race car driver he won the daytona 500 he won the indianapolis 500 in the 60s and his family, his sons, and successive generations have basically all gone on to, I don't know about all, many of them have gone on to be very successful, very good race car drivers.

31:12But Mario's Indy 500 win in 1969 would be the family's last ever, as far as I know. Since 1969, every Andretti who's ever raced in the Indy 500 has had breakdowns, has had crashes, crashed out, has, well, there was one really dramatic, heartbreaking loss that happened, but they cannot win the Indy 500, which is not a particularly meaningful race in terms of what it represents. It's not like some grand championship or anything, but it's an iconic race. Brickyard in Indianapolis, it's like a, at least for American motorsports, it's like the Daytona 500, the Indy 500 might be the only two races a person who doesn't otherwise know anything about race cars would have heard of because those are the two big iconic.

32:03Anyway, the Andretti's legendary racing family, literally in several different branches of motorsport at the core of the best family of drivers possibly that's ever lived. Having won another Indy 500 can't do it. Curse forever. Take that. Damn. I've got a curse. What if you've lived in a city that just suddenly started burning and it didn't stop burning for 60 years? Cleveland? Oh, 60 years. Yeah, Cleveland's on fire, baby! Take that, Cleveland! Ha! No, I'm talking about the coal fire in Pennsylvania. Oh, yeah, yeah. There's a town of Centralia in Pennsylvania that since 1962 has started burning.

32:48And it's just because there is a large coal vein underneath the town and coal when it burns It will ignite all the other coal around and if a coal vein ignites There's really really not many ways to put it out Until the fuel runs out now imagine this was a town in like before common era times or even early common era times Where you have a town that just suddenly erupts in flames for no particular reason because they didn't know that the rocks nearby would light on fire or something like that and it just kept burning and then that city became a Cursed city because it doesn't it's it's not exactly good air when coal is Gushing out flames everywhere in the city There's also like other chemicals and gas not chemicals really like other compounds that could burn and release Imagine to the world's largest vape down there and you're huffing that and then yeah So that could be considered a curse both in this time now where this town is, you know, cursed forever to burn and then in the past There might be other towns that have burned just like this.

33:55So for this particular one

33:56Wade:I've not looked into it extensively the coal was exposed Which is why it's been able to burn because wouldn't if you just closed it up if it was underground you closed it up Wouldn't it smother because it would run out of oxygen like how how did it burn for so long? I'm not a hundred percent sure of the chemistry of it when you have a Coal like this depending on the arrangement with underground caves and stuff it could technically pull in air from a completely Separate area if there's any underground cave connections that connect to where the coal vein is and then it will The gases it creates will push vents through the soil And so I think that's what happens a lot You'll get a lot of sudden outcroppings of like smoke and plumes of fire will like appear here and appear here because it's it's a self-sustaining reaction where the heat it generates causes air movement to be pulled in and upward pushed upwards which draws it in from any lower terrain area and it'll it'll become a chimney basically and and create its own it's so large the the area that's burning that even if it were to stop having oxygen the heat alone would erode the dirt and stuff around it to the point where it could, you know, if you have like coal or you put wood in a tin box and deprive it of oxygen, it will turn into charcoal, right?

35:14From the heat alone. And that is just more ignitable material so that the moment any oxygen gets in there, it'll ignite again and keep going. It's just such a large fire. And I may be saying something's wrong there. In this podcast, we only ever say things that we think we know. We don't know fully. I'm probably not getting it exactly right, but that's what I've heard. Correct us. Make sure you go to the subreddit and tell Mark exactly what he said that's semantically incorrect or minutely wrong. And what his new nickname is. He wants to learn.

35:44Wade:The Fiery Markipliery. I'll take it. Actually, that's pretty good. Thank you. Give yourself a point. Okay, you talked me into it. Better hope for no golf rules. My turn? Oh, yeah. Because I want to talk about the legend of the Lost Dutchman's Gold Mine and the curse of the Superstition Mountains. this one's actually just one of those old school goofy ass things so this dude what is his name waltz something waltz jacob waltz german dude dutchman deutsch german was is this is out in arizona there's just a mountain range called the superstition mountains that's located in the superstition wilderness and the the mountain at the heart of it is called superstition mountain So this is just an area.

36:32I don't know why you named something that goofy ass name, but that's what it's called. And this dude, Jacob Waltz, supposedly was out there and found an absolute motherlode, found a mine and had his own secret mind that nobody knew the location of. That was just a ridiculous motherlode. He was finding gold and gold and gold and more gold. And on his deathbed in 1891, the legend is that he revealed the location to the boarding house owner who had been taking care of him and who owned the place where he died and everyone has been searching for the lost dutchman's gold mine ever since the actual story people seem to think it's pretty likely that he actually just worked in a different mine called the vulture mine which is an established mine with lots of he just was a minor for company and he was just stealing uh gold from them and then was like oh i have a secret mine this is this gold is from my super secret nobody knows but me uh he was probably just stealing from his company but uh the curse is that apparently this legend made it made the rounds and a bunch of people were like i'm gonna find his secret mine and be rich and people went out into the superstition wilderness and some of them turned up dead some of them are said to have gone mad hunting endlessly for the lost dutchman's gold so it's the curse of the superstition mountains damn don't whoever names like i'm lots of stuff basically everything's named at this point who the fuck names something like oh the yeah superstition mountain that's good this is the superstition wilderness it's like this is the extra scary forest was it originally a different name a translation translated in English possibly it was originally I think a native name there was a name for it in Yavapai which is in language spoken by the Yavapai people in central and western Arizona there are four dialects apparently I don't know if this is a translation or an incorrect translation or just a new name but even still even if it was in another language naming something the superstition wilderness it's just setting it up for bad that's just a bad place now you could if it was named the happy fun wilderness it would have a totally different vibe that's just a really fucked up thing to do then you could do the opposite naming when you say happy tree friends and it's really

38:53Wade:horrible you know uh before you go mark i have breaking news that will be dated by the time this episode airs bob i think i have to give you a point for this because you've been doing all the sports and cincinnati curses is joe burrow dead the bangles just made a trade for a quarterback Aaron Rodgers not Aaron Rodgers Joe Flacco yes no no no no no they traded he's available because the Browns benched him no the Browns got Joe Flacco who was a Baltimore Raven for his whole career he's like 80 years old the Browns who haven't been able to successfully run the quarterback position at all other than Baker Mayfield had like a good year or two and now he's killing it down in tampa now baker mayfield's killing it for like 30 years benched their quarterback and the bangles just traded a fifth round pick for him they get a sixth rounder back but we gave a fifth rounder for joe flacco who just got ben just got benched by the browns because he wasn't good enough for cleveland who aren't even i'm looking him up you know what's funny you said he was like 80 years old right it's like 42 or something isn't he he was born in 85 i don't think any of us can say that he's like a thousand years old for a quarterback that makes him a thousand years old for sure for sure for sure i just want to point out all right so joe flacco a man who's basically the same age as us almost but looks like a grandfather is probably starting for the bangles this coming weekend is what you're saying because browning can't throw less than three interceptions per game by the time this airs i wonder if he'll be playing or not still I'm going to call it right now.

40:32Joe Flacco is leading us to the playoffs. Getting benched in Cleveland was exactly the wake-up call he needed. He's going to remember to take his medicine in the morning, and he's going to show up in Cincinnati bright-eyed and ready to kick some ass. And if he can throw one interception or less per game, he's definitely an improvement over where we are right now. I mean, if it's any consolation, I think we do have a chance to get to playoffs, and this is me actually talking about sports a little bit, which is shocking. I know you guys. Isn't it just because the Ravens and Browns are also doing so unbelievably terribly?

41:04Oh, they stink. Our division is stinky, stinky so far this year. Yeah, so there's a real good shot. It's possible. This is either going to be the most dead-on, ridiculously hot hot take, or I'm going to look like an idiot. But either way, it'll be funny in the future. You in the future. Look it up. Maybe I'm right. Maybe the Bengals are two and seven. I have a passage, and I actually have to say this passage is a little disturbing for people at home. But this is true. Absolutely true. A firsthand account of a real life curse. I could not speak. I became unconscious. I could not open my mouth because then I smelled something terrible.

41:44I heard my daughter snoring in a terrible way. Very abnormal. When crossing to my daughter's bed, I collapsed and fell. I was there until nine o 'clock in the morning of Friday, the next day. Until a friend of mine came and knocked at my door. I was surprised to see that my trousers were red, had some stains like honey. I saw some starchy mess on my body. My arms had some wounds. I didn't really know how I got these wounds. I opened the door. I wanted to speak. My breath would not come out. My daughter was already dead. I went into my daughter's bed thinking that she was sleeping. I slept till it was 4.30 in the afternoon on Friday that same day.

42:27Then I managed to go over to my neighbor's houses. They were all dead. I decided to leave because most of my family was in Wum. That's the name of the city. I'm probably not pronouncing it right. I got my motorcycle. A friend whose father had died left with me for Wum. As I rode through Neos, I didn't see any sign of any living thing. When I got to Whom, I was unable to walk, even to talk. My body was completely weak. This is a real quote. This is not story. This is something that actually happened. The survivor's name is Joseph Nkwane from Saboom, and he described what happened after a co2 eruption from the local lake of this city so what that means is occasionally there are pockets of gas beneath the earth much like the coal fire there are pockets of gas beneath the earth they're not just always natural gas there can be natural occurrences of carbon dioxide accumulating at certain places and when it gets to a point where it has so much buoyancy that it might push through the soil go up through a lake or go out through any kind of outcropping because The CO2 is heavier than oxygen.

43:42It will create a blanket of just carbon dioxide flowing through the landscape. It will asphyxiate almost anything there because there is no oxygen. This happens a lot in caves, too. So cave explorers need to be very careful. And if they bring fire, they can tell because they'll have a torch and they dip it just below the cave, completely invisible. Torch will go out immediately just because there's no oxygen there. because of the layer of carbon dioxide is so thick. This is something that actually happened. But once again, if you bring it back to a time when science cannot explain it, there are probably times in history where an entire town just wiped out everyone dead for no apparent reason.

44:23CO2 bubble explosion. Real life curse. What year was this in? This happened in 1986 is when this event occurred. So this was fairly recent. They called a limnic eruption at Lake Neos in northwestern Cameroon. It killed, whoa, it killed 1 ,746 people and 3 ,500 livestock. Amazingly, anyone survived. How the hell did Joseph survive? I mean, it's stunning. I mean, it's probably just because the way his house was shaped in one way or another, it just kept a little oxygen in the building. And then that's it. Yeah. The Lemonati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and lime in the shadows. Their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything, even our music.

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46:08So the Smithsonian's going to die? You know what? If it's in the Smithsonian, does that mean that our country owns it? That might explain some stuff.

46:16Wade:Who owns the Smithsonian Institution? Because they are currently the owners. What's it worth? What's the value of the Hope Diamond? $200 to$350 million. All right. Forget movie theaters. I think what we need to do is acquire the Hope Diamond. I've heard that large diamonds are very... profitable what's marks curse oh another depressing one i want to show you guys a picture right okay you want a picture all you listeners i'm gonna describe it you're gonna describe it for them you got this guys okay oh only wait it appears to be a building possibly a church or a barn church or a barn yeah in the middle of a bunch of trees that appear to be completely dead It looks like maybe fire came through.

47:02Not fire. One of the trees is curved over in a complete arch. Yeah, not ash. Yeah, the trees are deformed, sagging. It looks like a cursed wood, right? Sure, yeah. Like just a wrong landscape like in World of Warcraft.

47:20Wade:Looks like a lot of the bark is even peeled off of them. Yeah, so you go into this zone and you're like, oh, this is the bad place. No grass, no vegetation. there's like leaves in the background, but nothing in the immediate vicinity has any life to it, it looks like. Yeah. So, Bob, you were partially correct by this. This was caused by an eruption, but it wasn't the actual eruption itself. There's a place called Mammoth Mountain, right? It's a dormant volcano in the Sierra Nevada region of California and is underlaid by shallow docitic dome that releases cold and dry CO2 rich gases through fumarole vents and fractures located in the flanks of the mountains.

48:01So there was a portion where this picture is taken that a vent opened up higher up in the dorm volcano and just created a constant river flow of this toxic gas. And so that's why you see living trees just beyond the picture, because it was literally a narrow channel of gas flowed out of this for probably a long time. I don't know how much, how long it was, but the gases came out at about 1 ,200 tons of gas per day that were flowing down this mountain to cover an area of 100 hectares. How much is a hectare? It's a heckin' lot of acres. So if you ever want to, if you ever want to know curses, like whether you're like curses are magic or curse is like the earth objecting to you living in a space i feel like is the ultimate manifestation of a curse uh and i don't know if anyone died in this it wasn't a town that was here there's like a couple buildings but on that picture it's funny because like the paint is stripped from some of the the stain of the or the wood is either stained or like paint is stripped something has happened to that building um and those trees the way they're just all limped out it's really freaky weird yeah That is a cursed location.

49:18I don't think it's still going through that area. It probably stopped, but could happen at any moment. And the term was a hectare? A hectare is a, yeah, it's some unit of... It's 10 airs. It's metric. It's larger than an acre. A similar type of unit of measure of area. It's the metric of an acre. Okay, I see.

49:40Wade:Okay. That means like in the rest of the world, when they watch Looney Tunes, it was Acme hectares, but an Acme Acres

49:55Wade:any more curses or should I wrap this bad boy up did you guys see I guess before you you answer uh do you guys see Busby Stoop chair no what is this this was a guy who was getting executed and the story differs as to uh what exactly happened either he was drunk in his chair and just cursing or on the way to his execution he put a curse on the chair he was executed in. This was in, let me see, what was it? The early 1700s I think. And for some reason after he was executed in this chair other people that weren't meant to be executed sat in it for whatever reason including like an entire group of airmen never returning from a mission.

50:34Wade:Other like weird fatal accidents. I don't know the chair at one point was hung in a museum so nobody could sit in. I don't still hanging somewhere but anyone who sat in this chair after busby's execution thomas busby busby how do you pronounce it they died after he cursed this chair bob you got one more honestly i didn't have any other ones that i really liked this is not a curse but cincinnati music hall is haunted it's kind of a curse it said that there are like ghostly figures that you could see uh and also things will just sort of move themselves around it's a beautiful old building It's a very cool building.

51:11It was renovated, oh, like a decade ago, but it's still very historic and cool and, uh, it's supposed to be haunted. That's kind of like a curse. Kind of like a curse.

51:20Wade:Hauntings and curses are related. I got a legit curse. Beware, beware, beware the cursing stone of Carlisle. I have arrived in the Scottish borders on a clear morning to see if I can bring an end to the accursedness, which by all accounts has been going on for far too long. The prologue was almost five centuries ago when in 1525, the Archbishop of Glasgow Glasgow? Editors, pronounce it correctly. Weren't we in Glasgow? Gavin Dunbar brought a whopping 1 ,069 word curse on the Reaver people who were pillaging the district. I curse their head and all the hairs of their head. I curse their face, their brain, their mouth, their nose, their tongue, their teeth.

52:10May the thunder and lightning which rained down upon Sodom and Gomorrah rain down upon them. This led to widespread destruction in the area. And then it slept for hundreds of years until in 2001, as part of a millennium celebration, the council asked a Person named Gordon Young a local artist and descendant of Reaver Descendant of the cursed people from the original to carve a new set of curses 383 words of the original curse onto a stone and place it as an art installation in the town Since then it was placed in a gloomy underpass between Carlisle Castle in the Tule house Museum And then if you believe Carlisle fell victim to the curse once more There has been a cacophony of misfortune, foot and mouth disease, floods, fire at Rathbone's bakery, job losses At Cavana - Cavagan and Gray, which makes coleslaw for Marks and Spencers And the footballing relegation of Carlisle United So they hired a witch finder, the witch finder general

53:18Wade:The witch finder general? I didn't know that was a job Oh, his name is Jim Toodle, the Witchfinder General, who represents the castle ward where the stone sits. He demanded the destruction of the stone or its removal from the city in a council motion that was debated the night, last night, whenever this was written in 2005, in order to establish scale. Since the Millennium Product, there have been several disasters reaching biblical proportions, yada yada yada. But now, I think the stone is still there because they couldn't decide whether if destroying it would bring about more curses or fix it.

53:56I'm afraid of it, says Steven, a local boy. Just look at it. It's evil. Why take the chance? The main issue in this town is not the ancient curse. It's a future of Carlisle United and Traffic Gridlock. Anyway, it's still there, I think. Why did they do that? I don't know, man. Tempting curses, you know. That's no good.

54:17Wade:I guess they were like, this is a cool part of history. Let's, like, display it. Let's tempt fate. Uh-huh, yeah. I think whenever, yeah, definitely inscribing these horrible curses onto a stone and then placing it in the middle of your town by the person who was originally descended from the cursed people, yeah, I think that would carry the curse on, yeah. That kind of seems like they did it to themselves. Yeah. Well, let me wrap it there. That was a lot. We found a lot of curses there. Let me go through the points here. Bob, I'll start with you. You got a point for Supergiant Good, Reading Podcast.

54:56Wade:Mark said that you had a lot of knowledge about reading, so you got a point via Mark there. You got a Riding Mower, Megabonk, Edge Blow? Edge and Blow. Oh, yeah. Edge and Blow. Yeah, yeah. The Lost Dutchman's Gold Mines, Cincinnati Curse, the Andretti Curse. You got a point for Flacco coming to Cincinnati because it happened right after you mentioned Cincinnati Sports being cursed. The Hope Diamond was right-ish about the eruption in Mark's tale. Oh, sure. Mark kept saying you were right about things, so I had to give you points when Mark said you were right. Fair. Then I gave you half a point for the haunting of the Cincinnati Music Hall.

55:39Wade:is that what it was because it was a haunting not a curse so i'll give you half a point mark you got points for being the best reader uh reading because i think you brought it up can't pass but want to pass 80s 2 dead man's hand villa lots of poker hands you named a lot of different poker hands and i was trying to keep up with the different amounts of poker hands i couldn't keep up with the aces over jacks and the eights and aces and the all blacks and you lost me a little bit uh you had the past callback joseph nemane whatever his name was co2 eruption pennsylvania coal fire earth is cursed because it made me laugh when you said earth is cursed and i was like earth is cursed it's kind of a i made myself laugh with what you said so you got a point so who's what was in your head i'll take it you know i'll take it why can't i make you laugh at yourself about my stuff.

56:33Wade:You made me sad with the Cincinnati curse being glad I didn't take away points. You brought Joe Flacco here. Cursing Stone of Carlisle and Mammoth Mountain Gas Flow. However, you did lose one point, Mark, for insulting my love of blueprints. That's fair. Right now, that brings the total. Bob, 12 and a half points. 13 for Mark. 13 and 12 and a half. So, very close game. I have one point. Well done, man. Wheel time? Wheel time. How many spins will there be? It looks like it's gonna be three. Oh no. Alright. Okay three pointer. What are we adding Wade? Let's do one point to the most cursed which can be left to interpretation.

57:18Wade:Most cursed contribution or whoever is the most cursed like Bob with bad luck or you know some real life events. Just one point to the most cursed. Feels like it's pretty heavily in my corner on that one. But spin number one. Unless it's house troubles, because I've been pretty cursed with that. All right, first spin.

57:38Wade:Drop the most items. Did anybody drop anything? I don't think I did. It's usually me. I don't remember hearing anything cling or seeing anything drop. I wasn't like fidgeting with anything today. Re-spin. Yeah, re-spin. Spin number one again.

57:57Wade:mentioned their significant other the most literally i think only mark no that was last episode because mark came up with the last episode did any of us mention our significant other in the episode no i don't think so oh i should shout out um molly for helping me get this episode because she uh was talking about like hauntings and different things to talk about which led me down the rabbit hole that led me here so well that's not gonna get you any points No, no, I don't want points for it, but I do want to... All right, spin number one again. That's going to be a lot of spins today. Yeah. Oh. The best comeback.

58:35Joe Flacco has a pretty good comeback because he's going to come to Cincinnati and lead us to the Super Bowl.

58:42Wade:You know what, Bob? Sure, I'll give that one to you. All right. Okay. But if you're wrong and we reconvene... I lose that point retroactively? Yeah, okay. If we reconvene, Mark gets a point retroactively as long as one of us remembers. Fair enough. Spin number two somehow.

59:05Witness protection. Oh, man. We're all in our normal location. Yeah, we're all in our normal location. All right. Re-spin two again. Spin number two, which is actually spin number five.

59:15Wade:I think it's pretty niche. Yeah, so of them are. We don't always get the... Mark lost most points. Yeah, he did lose points, didn't he? Okay, so right now it's 14 to 13 and a half. Half points of Bob would make this a tie. Wouldn't that be fun? Spin number three, which is actually spin number six. Or seven.

59:38Oh, most angry.

59:40Wade:Bob might have been the most angry. I was worked up about something. I don't remember Mark being worked up, but you were. Oh, you were both angry about football. that's what it was is bob the most angry at this i wasn't angry at all so i guess technically he would be more angry than me i mean if you all right if you can see that yeah sure it's the only thing that i could say because bringing up the football you both were like yeah i think even after my story about the lake that killed so many people were like i'm still pissed about that so i think yeah goddamn joe flacco he might be great ah i think he's gonna be great goddamn him god Damn, Joe Flacco.

1:00:22Wade:Man, we had really concise amounts of spins there. Bob, you eked out the victory. However, my title of this episode was just Curses, so there's nothing weird going on. You win, Bob. Almost got him. Almost got him. They had me in the first half. Winner's speech. This one turned out pretty good. When you said Curses originally, I was like, oh, no. But then I realized there's lots of sports curses, and I know some of those. We got to witness a curse manifesting in real life, in real time. As we were sitting here recording, the news came out that once again, the Bengals have done something that doesn't make any sense and is not going to help us win football games, more than likely.

1:01:06So hooray, we're cursed. But I win, so I did it.

1:01:11Wade:Go me. I'm not cursed. unless this win puts a curse on you for winning after bringing flaco to the bangles i didn't bring black over the bangles i feel like it happened right there's no way the talks were happening and the trade was being worked on behind the scenes it all came to fruition in the 30 seconds after you mentioned cincinnati sports oh that must be mark loser speech curse from the start i'm my own worst enemy but that also got me a point so i guess it wouldn't have mattered either way, frankly, just showing up was my downfall. I blame everybody but myself and I can't wait to go with my new nickname to do things with that nickname.

1:01:50Wade:You know what? That's fair. Maybe you cursed yourself by saying unfair in the intro. I think I did, yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. Well, if you guys haven't already, go follow these guys. Mark at Markiplier, or soon to be known as Fiery Markiplier-y, or whatever you come up with. Tall Mark! Bob at my skirm or me at minion777 or lordminion777, we have or we had or we will once again have merch at distractible.shop or check it out. Bob will host the next one. We'll see. This is his first time hosting since we did the couch episode. That's accurate. Wasn't that my host? Doesn't feel very good either, does it?

1:02:25Wade:Until then, I'd cast out. Watch new episodes on Spotify.