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23:22Mark Fischbach:Unless you all have anything else I do have an episode prepared Me like I do That's kind of crazy huh Yeah do you show up a lot

23:31Ethan Nestor:Without episodes prepared and just lie to us So the episode

23:39Mark Fischbach:that's for me to know and you to find out we've done like personality quizzes and I have something similar I've edited it slightly myself but I've got like two individual quizzes we'll kind of do simultaneously but I'll give one of you a question the next one I'll get a completely different question because they're individualized quizzes are they easy questions yeah they're really easy actually oh okay oh no well no not like I see what you're saying I understand what you're saying. No, no. They're simple to answer questions. Oh, they're simple questions. Okay. But I didn't want to just give like one of you a quiz and the other one a quiz.

24:16Mark Fischbach:So that's why I'm going to kind of mesh it because it seemed weird. Anyway, questions. I have questions for you. They are easy questions. But by that, I mean they're easy questions. They're not actually difficult. You okay, man? We're good. We got it. We're on the same page. Simple to answer questions. You seem so nervous. I am nervous I have to read my own handwriting You could type stuff I could but I wasn't at my computer whenever I was doing my edits And you remember what happened last time His idea list was purged by the windows That's true Yeah I got a lot of flack for using whatever that Wordpad I think it was I got a lot of flack for using Wordpad

24:50Ethan Nestor:Wordpad still exists I think you were using Notepad Maybe that's what it was Or maybe vice versa Wordpad is gone Which is so dumb But whatever we talked about that already

25:02Mark Fischbach:Look, like an idiot using WordPad. I have, Bob, your first question up first. You're going to go first here. First, got it. If you had to sing karaoke, what would be the song? If I had to sing karaoke, is there any more context to it? You're at a karaoke place. You're put on the spot. You have to sing a karaoke song. There is no getting out of it, no avoiding it. You are going to do this. What is the song?

25:27Ethan Nestor:If it hasn't been sung recently enough that I can get away with it, I will always select Bohemian Rhapsody That's a crazy one to karaoke That's a bold choice I like it because the audience likes to sing with you on that one It's rare I feel like if you're at a karaoke bar Especially if people are drinking It's rare that that comes on And like half the room isn't just like Oh yeah And then they sing with you And it's like it doesn't really matter how good I am at singing necessarily We're all just like we're doing the Wayne's World bit right And it's fun It's a good song

26:01Mark Fischbach:I went down I think I talked about this on the podcast I went down a queen rabbit hole where I was watching so many of their live performances everyone talks about live it live aids the big famous live performance they did but they're like 1981 Montreal concert some of like the songs they perform there are my favorite version of a lot of their songs like some songs of theirs I don't really care for but then I see that live and I'm like this is now one of my favorite songs so I've actually added songs from that show to my playlist because I just love it so much but were you hearing the sirens coming through on my end yeah was that from you mark yeah yeah so i don't know why it was so loud but that was like right outside this window and if you know what's outside this window it's not a road yeah no i do know

26:40Ethan Nestor:what's outside that window that doesn't make any fucking sense yeah i don't know either that was

26:45Mark Fischbach:very loud yeah there's just a person walking around a loud speaker and like their phone

26:53Ethan Nestor:anyway that's interesting i i have i definitely like live performances but i don't know if i've ever had that experience where i i listened to a recording from a live performance and was like

27:04Mark Fischbach:this is even better than the studio version go watch specifically the song somebody to love from montreal in 81 that song specifically live is i don't know it's just amazing so am i smart

27:17Ethan Nestor:or what how does this work then i answered your question i've got to get more through more than

27:21Mark Fischbach:one before there's a result okay okay okay okay mark what is your least favorite vegetable oh i don't get the oh you get different questions oh man oh these are two different yes answer all ready to go i was so ready i was so sweet caroline i was like i know all right what was it some stupid fucking vegetable thing what's your least favorite vegetable some stupid goddamn fucking vegetable bullshit oh yeah all right i'm sorry man i'm sorry that's the question you got okay Okay, all right, I know this one. I know this one. I know this one. That's good. It's very personal to you. I know this one.

28:00Any type of squash. I don't know what it is. I don't like the squash. Any type. Don't like it. Don't like the zucchini. I don't like the squash. I don't like whatever else thinks it's a squash.

28:15Ethan Nestor:Butternut, acorn, paschetti, none of them. Is this a spaghetti squash? You never had spaghetti squash? Oh, the psychopaths that think that you can cut up an eggplant into, it's a string, it's spaghetti. No. No, no, no, no. Spaghetti squash is a kind of squash where you roast it, you roast it in the oven, like cut it in half and roast it. And then when it's cooked, when you just like take a fork and try and get the meat out, it comes out into like strings because of the way that the fibers in the squash naturally occur. So yes, it's the same thing that you're talking about where it's like, it's spaghetti.

28:52Ethan Nestor:but it's vegetables but it's a it's not a manufactured thing it's the type of squash that does that oh okay i see uh i probably still wouldn't like it but because it's combination like the flavor is fine it's basically nothing but it's a texture thing and it's an idea thing and its name is bad and food is like you know nine tenths preparation you know and how it's presented and it presents itself poorly is what i'm saying if it got its shit together and started presenting itself with like some dignity and grace then maybe i would give it the time of day but as it is right now i don't give a shit about it worst vegetable if it is a vegetable it might be one of those things masquerading as like a root or of a fruit or something like that but yeah well they grow underground right or no they grow they grow above ground but they grow on vines what is a squash what kind of thing is a squash it's probably some kind of a fruit it's like the same thing as a pumpkin or something like that but it's all it's all bad well pumpkin's good pumpkin can stay but they have seeds it's both a fruit and a vegetable thanks google that's very helpful oh i knew it it was one of those oh man pick a side am i right oh god whoever invented these words to define all

30:04Mark Fischbach:this stuff was so stupid bob what was your favorite cereal as a kid oreo o's okay that was

30:15Ethan Nestor:when we were little when we were little kids that was a thing where it was like it was like the McRib it would come and go right and there'd be like oh oreo o's are back for the summer and then you like get a box it's like oh now they're just like on the shelves all the time everywhere they're not as it's not as much of a thing but still pretty good cereal and i fucking loved them when i was a kid i loved the race crispy treats cereal do i not get to even participate in this conversation do i i have some i would love to say all right mark shut up mark shut up all right mark your question oh no it's all the fun ones it's all they're having fun you know what it won't help participate it won't contribute to your personality quiz but just tell us bud i'm curious what'd you like grape nuts muesli there's so muesli muesli muesli muesli yeah pretty much what was yours bud so i think i think my favorite was cinnamon toast crunch but i got a soft spot for kooky crisps cap and crunch also just but occasionally it would tear your mouth apart but Man.

31:29No, yeah, it was worth it though. Captain Crunch was so good.

31:33Mark Fischbach:I never got into Captain Crunch. I don't know why.

31:35Ethan Nestor:It had one of those like food qualities like how like Cheetos melt in your mouth. It had one of those things where it was like addictive to eat or something, but I couldn't describe it. Yeah, the texture worked really well. I think because it was so crunchy, like so crunchy. And then it softened and it after it cut your mouth to ribbons. But oh, so good. Anyway, it was my question.

31:56Mark Fischbach:Which kitchen utensil Would you be a fork? Oh, come on.

32:06Ethan Nestor:It's not even all the kitchen utensils. It's just a choice between a fork, a knife, or a spoon. What's my choice? Yeah, it's just fork, a knife, or spoon.

32:16Mark Fischbach:As soon as I read it, I was like, he's gonna fucking hate this.

32:19Ethan Nestor:Those aren't even kitchen utensils. I would say that's the narrower category of eating utensils. Yeah, all right, I'll be a knife so I can cut anyone who made this. I better be a steak knife and not have goddamn butter knife.

32:35Mark Fischbach:Oh, I'm sorry. Only butter knife is. All right, Bob, let's do a fun question.

32:41Ethan Nestor:Yeah, no, let's talk about more fun, nostalgic stuff on my end. Let's see this. I'm here for it.

32:46Mark Fischbach:If you could be fluent in any other language than your native language, which would you choose?

32:50Ethan Nestor:Oh, well, this might be too boring and practical of an answer, but man, I fucking wish I spoke Spanish. I studied German and I like German And I like like it's a fun Language and I thought I don't regret it but it would be So fucking helpful If I could just speak Spanish There are so many people on a day to day basis Where I'm like if I could just speak Spanish with you I think that would help both of us And I would love to be able to talk to you more casually As opposed to being like I don't understand you I think you understand me And it's my fault that we're not communicating Very well this sucks

33:24Mark Fischbach:that might be too boring but man i would love to speak spanish i love hearing french spanish i think would be very useful i love hearing french i think german's very interesting mark if you want to contribute i think we might have an idea oh it's even the point you know so it's even the point oh man it'd be korean but you know it'd be pretty cool but you know i'm gonna get there eventually so i guess i could pick another one so i have a lot of nuances to this answer i could i could participate in it but i won't all right mark what ply toilet paper would

33:54Ethan Nestor:you be one two or or the fabled four ply let me see if i can actually sub that one in because that's a much better question than what do you mean that's a much better question what was your

34:05Mark Fischbach:dumb question no no you this is a good question for you it's a good question i think what job would you be awful at doing uh well i've had some boring jobs but i wouldn't say i was awful at them because they were boring and fairly basic man i don't know so good at everything i'm just a goddamn paragon of skill i don't think i could ever be bad at anything is that an option sure you just you're you don't have a weakness oh no actually i think i'm i'm thinking i'm just nothing but strengths it's like a job interview yeah your weakness is being too good at everything great artist great musician great singer great architect uh i think i think i would probably be bad as a playwright or something like that because i would never take it seriously and i would make the actors do really stupid stuff all the time and i would get really poorly reviewed i don't know um oh marine biologist that's not there's an answer i would hate because if i have to go in the ocean at all i'm not gonna have a good time if i have anything with underwater i I am having a terrible time.

35:11I'm panicking submarine boat captain. We would only stay on the surface. We'd get bombed. A stealth mission in the Pacific.

35:21Mark Fischbach:What about like the, uh, the, was it a company or just a dude who had that high pressure sub that didn't end well? Think about the ocean gate. Yeah. Would it be worse to be a marine biologist or to have to give tours like that? I mean, you know, well, not like that, but you know, I don't know why, but I just fucking

35:38Ethan Nestor:love the vision of Mark. he still does youtube for some reason and it's just videos it's like let's play videos but it's mark with his mad cats ps3 controller plugged into a submarine and then you just get a front view of the submarine and he's just like panicking like all right we gotta go we really gotta get down there i really need to get are you guys having trouble breathing we need to get back to the surface as soon as possible it's just set up very let's play style like they're in the sub but i'm in the top corner in a camera you know so that's great all right i promised you 20 minutes and 19 of it was travel time.

36:07Mark Fischbach:Back up. There's the front, there's the back.

36:10Ethan Nestor:Let's go to the surface. Okay.

36:12Mark Fischbach:Bob, what is a word you always spell wrong or incorrectly?

36:17Ethan Nestor:Aesthetic. I don't even know how to actually spell it. I just start typing and hope that autocorrect finds me and helps me. A-E-S-T-H-E-T-I-C Aesthetic. A-E-T-H-E-S-T-I-C Is that what you said? Aesthetic? Is that correct? I don't know. I wasn't following that. Perfect. You just said. Aesthetic. I don't even trust it. Because when I, when I, even when autocorrect types it, I read it and I'm like, I don't think that's right.

36:46Mark Fischbach:I know there's a word I always spell wrong. I can't think of what it is off the top of my head though. But I know whenever I see it and I go to write it, I'm like, fuck, this is that word.

36:53Ethan Nestor:Millennium? Maybe. Goobernatorial? I don't know. Never tried to write that one out. Is that one where it's like goobernatorial? Yeah, goobernatorial. It is goober. gubernatorial is there an r in there there's an r in there i i had a sneaking suspicion there was an r in there that must be why i can't spell it right that's that that means governor oh i guess i see that yeah it's the like the gubernatorial race it's the race to be elected as governor i've never known that why do they call it why do they call it did someone misspell v with a b it's the gubernatorial the gubernator a what gubernator the gubernator it's an This is why we don't let toddlers write the dictionary anymore.

37:39One person saw that movie Baby Genius and was like, oh man, no. And then Boss Baby came out and really confused him. And I was like, oh God, I think babies are smart. Mark, are you ready for your question? Oh, come on, man. You know I'm ready.

37:50Ethan Nestor:Hey, that wasn't that interesting of a question. Maybe Mark's will be the good one this round.

37:55Mark Fischbach:If you had to bathe in a condiment, which would you choose? I can't say it's not interesting Alright so I actually have bathed in hot chocolate I've bathed in mashed potatoes Gravy was a small component of that But I can't say I bathed in gravy Which one would actually be good for your skin Is what I'm wondering Versus which one is going to give you acne Full body acne Clog every pore that you have Well so I don't know if ketchup's a good answer But I know if you get sprayed by a skunk like getting in like a tomato sauce bath was like supposedly good for that that's because like the

38:34Ethan Nestor:acidic nature of tomatoes breaks down the skunk honey is probably good for your skin right it probably is is that a condiment but that feels maybe okay this is gonna sound strange but follow me mustard with like a lot of seed right if you know that apricot scrub that they have where it's like got the grit because it's got apricot pits did they come up and they were like that's actually bad for you tears up your skin i can't remember what it was but then they have those like micro derm rollers that are like hey this will puncture your skin a thousand times i was like well didn't you say apricot scrub was bad for you because it cuts up your skin it's like no this does it orderly i don't know anyway mustard because unless it burns which it might because it would exfoliate at the same time i think if you found like a low enough because the thing about mustard i think is it's lots of mustards are made with vinegar as one of the main liquid components but if you could find like a like a beer mustard or something where the acid level was a little more tame because there totally are versions or like honey mustard or something but like frank's

39:34Mark Fischbach:red hot i put that shit on everything could put bathing that no the moment i had too hot a hot sauce recently and let me tell you i didn't fully digest there was a worse end than my mouth that that touched sitting in hot sauce dude the taint the balls the asshole no no no that's why you gotta start pooping on the toilet, Wade. I keep telling you. Any scratch you have anywhere on a leg the moment it touched the hot sauce, you would know. No, no, no, no. Concerns about how you're using the bathroom, but okay. Unless you're a masochist. Yeah, alright, so that's out. Honey, maybe, I guess, might be.

40:11What about honey mustard? Oh, it's the perfect best of both worlds!

40:14Mark Fischbach:Is that your final answer? Yeah, honey mustard. That's a good idea. Thank you. Just combine them all. Ketchup, honey, mustard, mayo. Is there a name for that? like all condiments together there was a thing with uh what was it called whenever you put all

40:26Ethan Nestor:your drinks together like the soda drinks being six years old is there a name for that but there

40:32Mark Fischbach:was a name for like the drink where you put a little bit of everything in the cup i don't remember i'm just thinking a jungle juice but i don't think that's it no jungle juice is when you take a trash can and fill it with ever clear and kool-aid mix do you put fruit on top of that or

40:49Ethan Nestor:that's something else yeah you float a bunch of orange slices in it and it's terrible

40:55Mark Fischbach:mm-hmm yum bob this is a real difficult one here coffee or tea is neither an option

41:04Ethan Nestor:what's wrong with coffee unless it's made into a milkshake coffee is gross like i i i'm not even gonna say that like i think i'm right everyone's wrong if you like stuff that's a little more bitter. If you like black coffee or whatever, that's totally fine. I don't. I never developed that. I don't like super hoppy, bitter beers, things like that. Don't care for it. The bitterness in coffee just absolutely destroys me. Unless it's basically a chocolate milkshake with some coffee in it, I don't drink it. And I could live my entire life without drinking coffee or tea ever again. I would not even be worried about it.

41:40Ethan Nestor:I would pick coffee if I had a gun to my head, but only because I know how to make a coffee that I can stand to drink. And tea is not very offensive, but I'd rather have the coffee.

41:51Mark Fischbach:Which one would you choose, Mark? I am curious. Would you choose coffee or tea? I like very specific teas and only for when I'm sick. Coffee, I'll drink every day. But I agree. Coffee black, you're just putting yourself through unnecessary stuff. I don't like sugar in coffee. I don't like the sweetness, but I still love my coffee milkshake like Bob's talking about. That's very good. But I just with a little cream to cut the the sweetness is like it's very good I didn't have a cup of coffee today because I slept in and I was trying to get in here So I'm very looking forward to that cup of coffee as soon as we finish this episode and Part for days and come back and record the second one.

42:26Mark Fischbach:You know, I mean Yeah, yeah, yeah based on time I might have to start speeding this because I might be dragging this out a while mark favorite movie villain Oh, hmm. There's been a lot of good ones the ones that springs to mind immediately is uh the the t1000 from like terminator good villain move the plot forward sinestro nah he's kind of a whiny and like a little nerd from the incredibles uh but all right this is gonna sound strange but whatever the name of that that uh the bird person from kung fu panda 2 what was that guy's name um for some reason kung fu panda had a lot of really memorable villains i generally do

43:05Ethan Nestor:like the villains in those movies yeah they're very good lord shen a peacock who seeks to conquer china and eliminate kung fu which is funny because i can't remember a goddamn thing about kung fu panda 2 i only watched it once but that guy stands out in my head i don't know if it's about the style or like the way he spoke i like the villain from the first one whatever that guy's name was and then the the ox from the whatever other one was okay voiced by uh what's his face good voice oh fuck what's his name oh tempo guy lemons that's the guy right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah from whiplash burn your house down with the lemons what's the fuck's name what is his name it's not John Cleese that's a different guy no Simmons Simmons something Simmons JK Simmons yes

43:58Mark Fischbach:for some reason Kung Fu Panda has a lot of really good villains you're not wrong t1000 is good my first thought's always darth vader i think darth vader in the original trilogy

44:07Ethan Nestor:that's true that's true i feel like mine's a weird choice john baptiste emmanuel zorg from the fifth element zorg industries he's gary gary oldman's character from the fifth element he's not the main bad guy it's not the like planet the pure evil thing in space but it's he's the like the corporal bad guy in the movie he's funny but he's also a legit villain but also So he's a secondary, but he's just like a good character. Gary Oldman's got some great range. Gary Oldman just fucking kills it. Yeah, he's just really good. What's interesting about that character is there's a lot of movies that have futuristic styling that I think is stupid and like that's never ever going to actually be a thing.

44:47But his weird piece of plastic on his head, I look at that and I'm like, that actually doesn't look bad. And for some reason, I could see that being a thing, especially if it had like some secondary function to it like it was some kind of weird computer thingamabob or but even if it was just style like his hair styling is weirdly good and i like it for some reason that movie in general

45:09Ethan Nestor:because it's not a high budget but like the aesthetic that they get in that movie that they pull off is across the board pretty good even though you couldn't like it's also not super high budget it's clearly like they made do with what they could get and they didn't it's just i I mean, just like the art direction or whatever is like very good, very consistent.

45:30Mark Fischbach:I had a coworker years ago who I could 100 % see having his exact hairstyle. Tyler, right? Back from the UDF days. Yeah, Tyler. Tyler, I can see Tyler with the... Yep. I see it. I see it. We all see it. Bob, vacation to the beach or the mountains?

45:46Ethan Nestor:Oh, mountains. Not a big beach guy. Love the mountains. Cool air. Maybe some rain. Maybe some snow. Beach is too hot. I get sunburned. I get itchy. It's unfortunate because I think every other person in my entire family, except maybe my dad, including like my in-laws and everyone is like, yeah, beach, beach all the way. So I go to the beach fair amount. I'm a beach boy. I'm a mountain dude. I would rather be in the mountains. Mountains, but I don't get anything. It doesn't matter, Mark. Shut up. Come on and stick to your questions. Mark, what is the last song stuck in your head? For some reason, it wasn't stuck in my head, but just as you said that I got more than woman.

46:26more than a woman to me but not because of the song but because brian regan has a small bit

46:33Ethan Nestor:is that the brian regan joke do you remember the bit because i do it it's really good yeah i don't remember the full bit but we will say it again it was he was doing a set he was doing a stand-up set and his wife was there with him i think it was his wife or his manager and um they were up in the booth and when comedians come out they always play a song right and his wife was in the booth and the guy running the show was like hey does you have a song you want to pick for brian to come out to or whatever does he have like a preferred and his wife was like oh i think he likes the bgs and so the the punchline of the joke is like the guy introducing brian he's like yeah next to me and up a very funny friend of mine here ladies and gentlemen brian regan more than a woman more than a woman to me and he just walks out to that anyway yeah that's the i can't say it was the last song stuck in my head but immediately popped in so

47:30Mark Fischbach:i guess right now it's the last song stuck in your head bob if you could only eat breakfast or dinner which would you choose is this a time of day thing or just the type of food situation no like if you if you had to pick one like moving forward if you could only have breakfast or dinner

47:46Ethan Nestor:i mean day it would hurt but there's just so many more options for what dinner can be Arguably dinner could even be kind of breakfast foods Even if it was international breakfast Even if it included things like breakfast From cuisines that I don't normally Partake in I gotta pick dinner

48:03Mark Fischbach:Mark would you rather go 48 hours With no sleep or no food That's a fitting one for you

48:11Ethan Nestor:Not that you would ever Do anything like this I think 48 hours with no sleep Because I've done that actually A couple times now just in the past week But like doing a fasting is torture i love food so much and i know there are some religions that do fasting there's some you know diets that do fasting is like i've tried intermittent fasting for health reasons and other things and i'm just like man that period where you can't eat oh it's either the korean in me or the german in me and i know they both love food and i think just as a human i just i'd rather go without sleep than food i feel like it's like that human thing too where as soon as you put your space helmet on that you can't ever take you know you have to have it on for six hours can't take it off your nose itches like fucking crazy as soon as you hit that time where you're like all right i'm not gonna eat now for 18 hours or whatever your body's like oh my god let's get pizza bro but like fuck come on bob morning or evening shower for my entire life until recently i was a morning shower person i would have told you i'd rather wake up and take shower in the morning and i still do like that i'm coming around on evening showers i like evening showers now i don't know what changed i think it's because i have more control over my sleep situation when i was like a kid and i didn't like i didn't always control the thermostat because i was at roommates or in the dorm or whatever i'm a sweaty sleeper but now that i like our house is whatever temperature we collectively choose it as a family i don't sweat in my sleep turns out that was not a me problem that was a temperature problem or maybe it was my sleep apnea because i also have a mark crackers or chips wait is this a british thing is this is this like this is talking about french

49:55Mark Fischbach:fries or chips what is this no no this is actual like potato chips or like crackers like i guess a cheese it or something i don't know these are not they think these they're different types of things okay so specifically potato chips versus the wide wide world of crackers i would have to say crackers because there are so many different varieties if you have to pick between the two and only getting potato chips immediately they could have a flavor versus crackers which is

50:19Ethan Nestor:different grains and da da da da da you could also have corn chips there's a lot of potato chips too like doritos and stuff like that yeah yeah those are not made of potatoes those are made of corn well he said potato chips did he he said chips he said potato chips did you i said like potato chips

50:35Mark Fischbach:not not specifically potato chips this includes all types of chips oh okay if it's chips for

50:40Ethan Nestor:versus crackers, it at least has to be all chips, because there's only a few kinds. It's not specific to potatoes. Okay, then I changed my answer, and I would say chips, because I couldn't do without tortilla chips. Potato chips are fine. Tortilla chips, because, you know, Takis are tortilla chips. General Mexican restaurant, tortilla chips. There's a lot of versatility you can get out of a chip, where it gets close to cracker, but it would probably fall in the chip category, versus crackers. Those are nice, but not as many flavor opportunities, even though they have more texture opportunities.

51:09Ethan Nestor:Plus, cracker flavors are never quite as good. I know they're supposed to be different products, but what if they took Doritos powder and just put it on crackers? Would that be so bad? I don't think it would be as good. All the crackers where it's like, it's sour cream and onion flavored crackers. No, it's not.

51:24Mark Fischbach:Maybe if you'd never had them on Doritos, but I feel like our brains have that crunch prepared in our mind where if we had it on a chewier thing, because crackers, they have a crunch.

51:33Ethan Nestor:I feel like that'd be cool. You've ever had a Doritos Locos taco that sat in the bag for 20 minutes too long they get kind of soft i like it it's fine whatever

51:43Mark Fischbach:not important we're hurrying up bob favorite superhero none of them who deserves my affection

51:50Ethan Nestor:my answer for this one's the same still but it's batman because he knows super he just dude i really

51:57Mark Fischbach:struggle between batman and superman as a recently i'm still more batman but like as a kid i really loved both and there was like that spider-man show the batman animated series was amazing and spider-man had its own show that i really liked watching i don't know worst place to take a vacation the beach final answer no um middle of a war zone uh the bottom of the ocean all terrible options for vacations in a black hole in inside out world i don't want to be there again terrible places for vacations escalator land you know had a lot of hype very boring i guess pick one oh

52:34Ethan Nestor:definitely escalator land sounds fun it's so boring they're slow escalators i like an escalator

52:43Mark Fischbach:curious to see how this works because i was thinking it would be like a you know what what's your answer not escalator land because you know i've seen some long escalators they've always been fun. It has some ups and downs. He did it. You know, I try so hard at these games and then Wade's gonna come in here with his incredible jokes and he's gonna supersede me. I thought we were the participants here. How am I supposed to compete with that? You can give me a fucking answer.

53:13Mark Fischbach:That's how you can compete?

53:18Alright. I'm gonna say bottom of the ocean or if someone invited you on that submarine that exploded as a vacation which i think one of them did that'd be bad uh spicy food or mild food it's a terrible answer

53:35Ethan Nestor:but i gotta go mild oh boo i am sensitive to spicy and i would never complain and not eat something that was too mild but i definitely have ordered and then not been able to eat something that was too spicy and I'm just not a spicy food person.

53:51Mark Fischbach:Boo. I'm guessing Mark would go spicy. Because they're both of spice, so I'd rather have the spicier one. And I have had overspice, but it's like I still would rather have the opportunity for that kind of flavor enhancement. I would also lean mild, but it'd be hard to have no spice. It'd be hard to say no to spice. Mark, I have to choose between sweet or salty for the rest of your life. Which do you choose? Salty, I think. but yeah salty i'd rather do salt because even though they say like you know salt raise your blood pressure didn't they didn't they uh say it doesn't know anymore didn't they didn't science actually kind of deduce that it wasn't really complicated the answer is that salt is related

54:31Ethan Nestor:to the system that involves whether your blood pressure goes up and down but it has more to do with water retention in a hole in your lymph system and things and salt definitely impacts that But we have the It's stupid the answer as per usual Is they don't fucking know Yeah the human body's complicated Whoa No way Unless that's not the answer in which case

54:56Mark Fischbach:I don't know which I'm willing to I hope salt is not bad for Blood pressure and what not cause I love salt So I don't know saying Goodbye to sweets forever would be real tough I could say goodbye to sweets forever I could do that I don't think as a human Because you can live without sweets You can live, have a totally normal life without sweets. I don't think you can live a normal life without salt. And I'm not saying like highly salt foods. Like, I guess it says sweet or salty food. It doesn't say like no salt is salty food. Either way, I think I would be a lot less happy if I didn't have salted foods than with sweet foods.

55:32Ethan Nestor:Yeah, I couldn't live without any sweet. But if I'm still allowed to have like fresh fruit level of sweetness, I'm okay. I could live with that as opposed to the inverse. That is the last question. So which one of us has a better personality? Go. Uh-huh. I forgot we were doing that.

55:50Mark Fischbach:I don't know. Because what I'm going to do here is I'm going to go back through and ask you guys each other's questions. If you remember each other's answers. Oh, it is a easy question thing. It's easy. I knew it. You guys will get this. There weren't that many questions. I think you got this. Okay. All right. Mark, what is Bob's go to karaoke song? uh bohemian rhapsody good bob what is mark's least favorite vegetable squashes good mark what was bob's favorite cereal as a kid oh it was um oh it wasn't cookie chris because that's what i said that was your answer that was my answer but my answer was related that one because it was one of those that was also kind of a candy type cereal oh what was it i also have had it and i liked it but i was so focused on my own it's a really good cereal i gotta give you a A little bit of a timer here.

56:39I bet it was, oh, when I was a child. And I used to eat cereal when I was, me and my brother would sit in front of that TV, watch an episode of Pokemon, and eat our cereals. And it was just divine. Don't you miss those yonder years? Five, four, three, two, one. I can't remember. I can't remember.

57:02Mark Fischbach:I'm going to feel stupid when I hear it. I don't have it. Still no? Okay. What, you're not going to tell me? Not yet. Does he gotta go back around again? That's Oreo O's. It was Oreo O's. Oreo O's. Okay, alright. That makes sense, yeah. Bob, if Mark could be a utensil, would he be a fork, knife, or spoon?

57:18Ethan Nestor:He'd be a knife so he could stab you or something, I think he said.

57:21Mark Fischbach:Mark, if Bob could be fluent in any other language, what would he have chosen? Spanish for the utility. What job would Mark be awful at doing?

57:29Ethan Nestor:None of them. But also, probably... Wait a minute. It was submarine captain. I forget what one you actually said, because you said a bunch.

57:43Mark Fischbach:He did say a bunch. He settled on one. He didn't make it easy for you, because he named like a dozen things.

57:49Ethan Nestor:Uh, marine biologists. Good. This is why you wanted me to name one thing. What word does Bob always spell wrong? It's not gubernatorial. Fuck, why do we keep talking so much?

58:07Mark Fischbach:aesthetic aesthetic a-e-s-t-h-e-t-i-c well done bob if mark had to bathe in a condiment which one would he choose go with me here mustard incorrect he settled on honey mustard oh right

58:25Ethan Nestor:because that was the thing i said and then like a minute later he was like wait i know Honey mustard.

58:30Mark Fischbach:I knew that would complicate things Whenever you guys would go on spiels. I was like this is gonna make it real hard on him later, but i'm here for it Coffee or tea for bob? Well, he said he didn't like coffee in this unless it was in the shape of a milkshake But I can't remember if he that meant he went for tea. So I guess I gotta go. He went for tea He said neither but coffee. Oh Man, what a what a bob answer. He really bobbed all over that.

58:54Ethan Nestor:I give terrible answers for this sort of shit What is Mark's favorite movie villain? Do I remember what I said? Oh, didn't you say, oh, I forget the number The T100? T1000

59:06Mark Fischbach:But no, he changed it Oh, he changed it Lord Shen ended up being his new answer Oh, that's right, we talked about that I didn't even know his name Mark, would Bob rather go to the beach or the mountains? Mountains, because I would also Beach is dumb Bob, last song stuck in Mark's head?

59:23Ethan Nestor:More than a woman

59:25Mark Fischbach:or then a woman to me mark would bob rather have breakfast or dinner uh dinner would mark rather

59:33Ethan Nestor:go 48 hours with no sleep or no food oh no sleep does it all the time all the time

59:39Mark Fischbach:mark would bob rather have a morning or evening shower he used to be a morning guy now he's an evening guy turns out temperature was a problem bob crackers or chips oh it's complicated but if we're including tortilla chips than chips. Opposite for superhero? Well, yours is Superman like a goof. That's also not true. Completely wrong. Oh, yeah, it's Batman because you're typical. Also, his is Batman. I said Batman or Spider-Man, but yeah. You said Batman. Good thing it's not about what I said. I thought he said Batman or Superman, so I'm with you, Mark. He did say those. Yeah, he didn't say Spider-Man.

1:00:17Batman or Spider-Man. You actually didn't say Spider-Man. Check the tape. Play the tape, Anders.

1:00:21Mark Fischbach:I really struggle between Batman and Superman. There it is. I don't have the evidence in front of me. I do misspeak a lot, so I can't argue whether I could have. Mark, use your spinning wheel thing that you got. I'm not going to touch it. I'm still rendering it. Bob, what's Mark's worst idea for a vacation spot? Oh, lots of places.

1:00:45Ethan Nestor:Sure was. I think the one he landed on was bottom of the ocean. Good.

1:00:55Mark Fischbach:Spicy food or mild food for Bob? Mild because he's a wimp. I'll take it. Bob, salty or sweet for Mark? Salty because he's a dick. Oh, hell right.

1:01:08Mark Fischbach:I'm sure you guys remember at this point. There were only a few you got wrong. It did really well. I originally was going to do 20 questions each, and I figured that we probably wouldn't have time for that. So thankfully I only did the 10 because we are in a longer episode. I think 20 is the right number. I think Bob had it right the first time.

1:01:22Ethan Nestor:I carefully planned that out. Didn't it all pick that number randomly out of the air? It's very meaningful.

1:01:27Mark Fischbach:You guys only got four wrong between both of you. Two each, in fact. That's pretty good. That's a good listener. It's because we're good knowers of things. Honestly, all the extra description helps. It really does trace back to things.

1:01:41Ethan Nestor:Yeah, I think most of the extra description help, but all the ones where mark was like the ocean space and mexico uh and then ultimately circled back to a different answer are the ones where i can't fucking remember

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1:03:15Mark Fischbach:alright well going through the points here Bob you got points for new lights same Bob crawling carl 3 go cart split in half and then you got points for all the ones you remembered which I won't go through all of them but everything except for Honey Mustard and Lord Shen. Mark, you got points for No Dial, Bob Shade, Return of Lens Boy, is better than you because he would fight a bear. And then all the ones except for Coffee or Tea and Favorite Cereal. Right now, that puts the score at 12 for Mark, 11 for Bob, and one for me for Wouldn't Save His Own Kid. Earned. Deserved.

1:03:59Ethan Nestor:I got a point for that bonus points please at least two please help three is at least two it's the weighted three mark's lead is meaningless oh yeah I was gonna shuffle these all right what do you add into the thingy win does everybody have half a point at this point

1:04:19Mark Fischbach:yeah everyone is happy I believe so let's do a TMI point too much information which I think in this case but favor mark because uh i think bob was talking about how you gave too much too many

1:04:31Ethan Nestor:answers i do expand a lot shuffle these bad boys up we got three spins here which probably means we have like six spins because definitely gonna get a bunch of stuff that doesn't apply to this specific episode because we're really good at adding things to the deal oh wow that comes up a

1:04:48Mark Fischbach:lot oh the best looking point we are all three wearing gray today by the way yeah i was gonna to say i did spend all of the beginning of this episode or maybe before saying how good your lighting is you do look really good today bob i kind of got it i dragged myself here from just waking up after like a an 11 hour coma so yeah you know what that's true bob and i did get to look at each other for an hour before mark got here and that that was a good look for bob on

1:05:15Ethan Nestor:top of just how he looks i don't know why you're giving me credit for that i was here i was in and out i was doing stuff but you were here some you could see my beautiful lighting for most of it all right bob gets the best looking point i never thought i'd win that one not gonna lie i had faith

1:05:36Mark Fischbach:most angry mark got the angriest at your questions he liked your questions a lot i was i did protest I did. I did. I did. I was, there was a lot of unfair. I still. Fuck. Oh, what? Why? No, why? No, I want that one. No. Oh, no. I don't even know what that means. It's been declared.

1:06:05Mark Fischbach:Which means that if it's three heads, what the fuck happens here?

1:06:10Ethan Nestor:So define what exactly is unfair for starters, I think is a good starting point. Mark said that it's unfair. There was a lot of unfair. He was discussing the episode. He was just getting this point. You got better questions than him. Yeah, either it has to be... It has to be the context of what it was said, right? It has to be this point. Because that's what I said. If it's nothing, then it was fair. If it's all heads, then it was unfair. And if it's all tails, then it shall be made doubly fair. So either I get the point, Mark keeps the point, or Mark gets double points, I guess. There's the same odds, I guess, so I don't know.

1:06:56All right.

1:06:57Mark Fischbach:Okay, so hold on. All heads favors which one of you two? Because Mark declared it. Means I don't get this point if it was all tails.

1:07:04Ethan Nestor:All heads confirms it was unfair. It makes no sense because Mark accidentally called it, but normally All heads is what you want to have happen when you're the one who says the word

1:07:17Mark Fischbach:Okay, all heads gives Bob a point all tails mark its two points.

1:07:21Ethan Nestor:Yes, I have my legally required coin Yep, I got I got my coin here. Here we go

1:07:32Tails

1:07:37Oh, all right. We're close. Ah, shit.

1:07:42Mark Fischbach:Okay. I was close.

1:07:44Ethan Nestor:All right. So, okay. Mark keeps the point. Wow. That's what you got to be careful when you're just saying stuff, man. Man, I, yeah, I didn't even think. God, it's been so long. So Mark is up by one right now. So if we could get me a point, that would really make some fun stuff happen. Oh, okay. Well, actually, wait. This is me, right? Because you, Mark slept in today He said he pulled another all-nighter though Oh, that's true though No, it doesn't matter I napped for four hours yesterday And then I slept for 11 So I actually have more sleep than I would usually have But this is since last episode That we recorded or it came out?

1:08:23Okay, yeah, okay, when was the last episode?

1:08:25Ethan Nestor:Last we were together was Friday I actually have a pretty low number of hours of sleep I think I have it officially tracked by my watch I can check

1:08:34Mark Fischbach:Okay, have you pulled many or any all-nighters since last Friday?

1:08:37Ethan Nestor:I have stayed up until 2 a.m. every night since Friday And then had to wake up at about, you know, whatever, in the morning Let me look I think I actually have this tracked I also might have some of this tracked When was Friday? What was the date? Friday would have been the 11th So Saturday morning I woke up with 6 hours, 25 minutes Sunday morning I woke up with 6 hours, 51 minutes Monday morning I got eight hours and this morning I woke up with five hours 23 minutes Friday evening I slept six and a half hours and then on Saturday I slept another six and a half okay so I had like 20 minutes more than you on as of Saturday I stayed up all night Sunday but yesterday I took a nap from 1 30 to about 5 30 maybe five so I would say like four hours nap But then I'm devastated because last night I slept I slept 10 hours 10 hours last night I think you might still have me.

1:09:42I've slept a total 27 hours. This is math I actually slept 27 hours since the last episode I have 32.6 hours of sleep Yes Surprisingly close. Yeah, it's probably close for me pulling an all-nighter, but you do eventually have to catch up

1:09:58Mark Fischbach:I'm not going to lie. I was very nervous because if Bob had gotten that point, it would have been a tie. Oh, you know what? I just remembered. Yeah, Mark, are you sure you didn't actually sleep like 10 more hours, Mark? Oh, you're actually right. I didn't pull an all-nighter. I, oh, man. All right. And with the final score of Wade won, Bob 12 and Mark 14, we have our winner. Yay! He had the worst questions, he thought, but it turned out he didn't. It was fair. but he did sleep the least and was the angriest which I guess is a good combination congratulations Mark winner speech well thank you I came into this episode late because I was sleeping so much but in all honesty I was sleeping so little and that's the kind of line you need to walk if you want to be a winner you gotta stay awake long enough to be sleep longer so stay awake out there or sleep wow inspirational Bob, I think you have a very special loser speech to give us, don't you?

1:11:00Ethan Nestor:Today's loser speech is brought to you by Venmo. So you've probably heard of Venmo, but did you know that Venmo is for more than paying your friends back? With the Venmo debit card, you can spend your balance in so many ways. You can Venmo this and that and everything. Sadly for me, I can't Venmo my way out of being today's loser. I really felt pretty good about this episode, I'm not going to lie. I felt like I did a decent job. Mark was so negative during the questions that I felt like he was doing worse than he was. And I think I coasted a little bit. If I had just stopped to think, I definitely knew that honey mustard answer.

1:11:34Ethan Nestor:Because we talked about that and it was a whole thing. I just locked in too quick, you know? And I think I just really need less sleep. I think that's what it is. I think Mark is absolutely right. And that's what I get for sleeping so much. I deserve this. and possibly for the first time ever I fully accept it. I'm a loser. Once again, today's loser speech was brought to you by Venmo. Whatever your thing is, you could pay for it with a Venmo debit card. Visit Venmo.me slash debit to learn more. That's V-E-N-M-O dot M-E slash D-E-B-I-T to learn more. Venmo purchase restrictions apply. The Venmo MasterCard is issued by the Bancorp Bank and a pursuant to license by MasterCard International Incorporated card may be used everywhere MasterCard is accepted.

1:12:20Mark Fischbach:that's it that's today's show congratulations to mark for not sleeping and being angry i guess if you want to find us you can find us at mark markiplier bob my skirm me minion 77 or lord minion 777

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