What The Hell Is That?

28:01Wade:Then diagram was the pun. Didn't work. Yeah, I got it. Then diagram. Got it. I don't know this one. I feel like there is some. We have a word for tomorrow. Yeah. the day after tomorrow what's the day after that um morrow wind elder scrolls three future no i i i feel like all these are oh i i saw an article that was like oh this mentioned it at some point but i can't remember what this is you were on the right track mark and i actually thought yours was pretty funny but the word is over morrow oh my god i was gonna say that before I made the Maruin joke Oh you gotta be fucking kidding me Cause I was like But that couldn't possibly hit Oh make a stupid joke That's too on the nose Isn't it?

28:55Wade:Oh man I legitimately just say that And then I went for the stupid fuck God damn it That was probably my only chance at a point this whole game Alright you might someone might know this Mark you get to know it first Oh good yeah What is the dot over an i or a j called it's a funny word the little dot that dots an i or dots a lowercase j it's a funny funny word great word uh come on man you took english class remember this no not at all i never knew it had a name i never knew it had a name i know that two dots over a vowel is an umlau well what's one dot over a j must be an um or a lout man i i never would have considered that to have a name.

29:42Wade:I really thought you had a chance at this. No, I have no idea. What is it? I might have misjudged the difficulty completely. Well, you can guess if you want, but no, I got no, I mean, I know that there's like this, the thing, the swoopy one is a tilde. I know umlau. Uh, I don't know what the accent is called, but yeah, I, I never even thought of it as a separate thing from a J and an I, so I never knew it had a name. Wait, do you happen to know this one? Yeah. Mark was close when we talked about tilde because it's actually a tilt tip. Fuck, I thought you knew it. God damn it. It's the tip of the tilde.

30:17It's so close. It's so stupidly close. Damn it. It's called a tittle. Is it? Are you sure? Oh, I said a tilt tip. T-I-T-T-L-E. Tiltip or tittle. A tittle?

30:34Wade:Oh, damn. Tittles and burls. A tittle? It's a funny word, tittle Dot your tittles And cross your t's No, it's tittle your i's Make sure you tittle your i's and your j's Don't leave your j untittled Cross your t's and tittle your j's Come on down and have Sex at Rays This one I learned from TV So there's a reasonable chance That one of you knows this one Okay So an exclamation point exclamation mark and a question mark are two different uh punctuations right there's one word that describes when you combine an exclamation mark with a question mark what is that called it's a it's another funny one man i really thought you guys would know some more of these i guess i know more words than i give myself credit for uh is it my first on this one yes i'm not sure it Matters very much, but yes.

31:32Wade:There's two words for it, an interomation or an exclerogative. God, that's stupidly close again. I mean, that might be right even, but also Mark, do you want to steal? Wait, he was close, was he? It is an interrogative. An interrogative is just a question, yeah. Oh, I thought that was it. Turns out I combined the word exclamation with interrogative there. It's close to that though, right? Yeah, I'll even give you that that's the correct thing to latch on to and potentially remember. Exclamaterogative.

32:12All right, it's called an enterobang. Oh, I have heard of that one. Well, where's the bang come from? I'm pretty sure that's a joke in Brooklyn Nine-Nine or something. There's a show, there's a popular show where they talk about enterobangs at some point. Enterobang.

32:30Wade:I, uh Explorogative I could not say it again if you asked me to I Exclamatorogative, is that what I said? Wait, Torpor, I'm rewinding a bit Isn't Torpor The thing that you fill monsters with On, uh, Monster Hunter to put them to sleep? What are you filling them with? You put up their Torpor meter? Uh, maybe? That's not a word Torpor is, it's a general It's a general description of like a fugue state I think, it's kind of just like, you know You've got a torpor. Yeah, so I think it's when you put them to sleep in Monster Hunter, you fill up the torpor meter, I think. You said torpor, and I was like, what is torpor?

33:10Wade:Whoa. You looked really surprised at that. I was like a panda sneezing, baby panda. Are you going to fall backwards out of your chair and roll down the hill now? It would be funny, but. Wait until you have to find out what a panda's first sneeze is called. I'm going to go for what I think maybe is the easiest one on the list, maybe. Okay, Mark's first on this. Mark goes first. Mark, a fork. It has those pointy bits on it. Stick out the front and you stab stuff with. What are those called on a fork? Aren't they prongs? I thought so. To be honest, I thought so. Honestly, that's not the word that I have for this, but I'm going to give you a point for that because yes, that was immediately what I thought about this as well.

33:57Is that not what it is?

33:59Wade:Yeah. I thought so too. Prong was the only word I knew of. I have heard this other, like I knew this other word, but prongs is the first one I would think of. I'm totally giving you a prongs point. But wait, can you think of the other word? Slender stabby? Oh, so stupidly close. No, they're called tines. The tines of a fork. Oh, I have heard of that. I've heard that. That's dumb though. Oh, tines, prongs. What's the difference? I actually agree. I feel like they're called prongs. I feel like prongs. I get these wrong. Tine after tine. Thanks, guys. I think I can give you a specific movie that this one is from.

34:38Hope I've seen it. I believe it is from A Knight's Tale starring Heath Ledger. Okay, I saw it 30 years ago. And this is a word that describes the utterly sick feeling you get after eating or drinking too much

34:54Wade:You know what I remember from a knight's tale? William! Someone yelling that like that I think that's all I remember from a knight's Okay, this is a feeling you get from eating or drinking too much? Yes Yeah, and you're remembering wrong because it was William!

35:10Wade:Wasn't it? Probably, that was one of them I think they yelled William a lot You have been weighed You have been measured and you have been found wanting. Civic feeling when you have eaten or drinking too much. It's a shitty feeling. I'm four years old and I got tum-tum-grum-grum. Tum-tum-grum-grum. Alright. I think in a night's tale, William, if you're going to marry my daughter, you have to overcome the tum-tum-grum-grum by partaking in this feast. That definitely happens. That's right after his dad shows up and he's like, hey, I've been roaming the hill smoking. Proud of you, son. I remember that seen very well.

35:46Wade:Yeah, sure. That's pretty much in that movie. I saw it one time. What year did A Knight's Tale come out? Wasn't his dad blind net maker? Wasn't that the thing? He was a blind fishnet maker. He used to be a Thatcher, but he went blind and now he mends fishnets. Yes. I was 12 years old when I saw that movie. I was out in the woods, son. That's how I lost my sight. I smoked too much hash and I went blind. Was I right? or is it a better name it's funnier than what you came up with funny enough but you are not correct mark do you have a guess the utterly sick feeling you get after eating or drinking too much the bloaty it's up in my throaties oh the tum tum grum grum the bloaty my throaty you guys are really on the same page there no it's even funnier than both of those that feeling is called crapulence it's such a good word i've i've definitely used crapulence before.

36:43Wade:It's one of my favorite words. I think, yeah, you have used crappulence. I wouldn't have associated it with that, but I get it, I get it. Halfway through Fogo to Child, the manager comes over the intercom. Ladies and gentlemen, you're about to experience a little bit of crappulence. Just going tight and drinking fluid. Turns out the fish we served was very old. As your maitre d' speaking, bask in the radiant glory of your crappulence. Your vomit bags can double as a diaper. Or flotation device. One of you guys has to know this one. It's the name of a thing we've done a lot. Okay. Mark, so a hammer.

37:23There's the side that's like the hammer face. That's like the one side. And then the opposing side, what is that called? It's not the hammer. It's the other side. It's in the name of some kinds of hammer. and it's also part of the name of a thing we did for a while. Did we jack a lot?

37:48Wade:Oh, no, I know this one. Oh, we've jacked a lot. Holy shit, is it the peen? Yes, it's a peen. Oh, my God. Because we did the three peens in a pod and a ball peen hammer is a hammer where there's a hammer on one side and a ball on the peen side are you sure it's not a jack we didn't jack a lot no it's a peen that also means that hammers that have the nail removery bits are technically claw peen hammers which i fucking love because i'm gonna go use my claw peen hammer after this and you can't tell if that's dirty or terrifying or could be both probably both anyway you got one finally wait make make me proud i got you make me proud wade this is another word that i know you know but it's it's it's a different context here what is the bottom of a wine bottle called this is also something that might happen in a sporting event the touchdown because it's the part that touches down i love where your head's at You're in the right sport there But not It's not called the touchdown Too many hands Too many men on the field Too many hands on the man Mark The bottom of a wine glass Or wine bottle Yes the bottle It's that thing that's concave It's the little part that makes you feel like They're trying to cheat you out of Volume of wine bottle Because you're like Shouldn't that just be filled with wine Shouldn't it just be Oh, I know it.

39:33Wade:I think I got it. Well, good thing it comes back to you, buddy It's good thing you didn't wait to think to guess what you know instead of just saying words immediately No, I got this one. I okay the right sport. He was in the right sport. He was in the right sport. It's the end zone God, I wish that was it. I like that. That's really good Uh, that's the winning answer unless Wade i'll give you a chance to re-steal Hey, wait, wait a minute. Wait, I'll call it. I'll call it. One end. One end is the unfair. There's no way. You can't. We've never gone back. Wait, let him say it. Let him say it. And then there's the end.

40:13Wade:There's the bottom that sits on the ground that you can't open because it's a tight end. He didn't know it. Unfair. I declared unfair. You did say it. I just wanted to hear if that's not it. It's called the punt. The punt of the wine bottle. Anyway, Mark declared unfair because I circled back to Wade. I say we erase everyone's memory from that, from the moment I said unfair because it can't happen. Wait, weren't you going to get the point? No one's getting the point. But it was going to be you. No, I was going to give you the point for Endzone. Oh, have you been giving points for who's closest?

40:49I told you if you come up with a funny answer that I like, I'll give you points for that too. Not on everyone, but.

40:54Wade:Oh, well, I thought the only unfair is like it went back to him, which is never done this whole game. All right. If if it's all heads, I can't talk to Wade for the rest of the episode. If it's all tails, I wait gets a chance to steal whenever he wants for the rest of the episode. All right. All right. Here we go. Wow. Oh, no. I also got tails. Oh, boy. Me too. No, you didn't know you didn't so that was totally fair what I just did it didn't matter cuz mark got the point and Yeah, you're like mark you're at the point even though you're wrong You're like unfair Going back to you and nothing ever happened.

41:38Wade:I didn't think it would count but I had to get my tight end in there I honestly just wanted to know if if Wade knew it which he didn't you're not allowed Well, you are because the coins say it. I feel like I am allowed. Yeah, well, I tried to not make it allowed, and now my power is done. You know, it wasn't fair is that you guessed it right. I didn't get a guess at all. I should have gotten a guess after you. I didn't guess it right. You got the last one right. I don't even remember what he said the real answer was. What was the real answer? You knew about the peen. It's called a punt. Is it?

42:09Yeah, it's called a punt. Is it? Is it called a punt? It's what my document says. It's that's what my document says We all knew it was Look I'm not gonna say that I know that Beyond a different Anyway Mark gets to go first Because I unfairly went back to Wade This one is another one where this is a funny word That I know you've heard But this is a different I don't know if you'll know this thing But maybe The fleshy thing around the neck of a turkey You know turkeys have kind of a Situation Oh shit I've heard this It's a funny word

42:45Wade:It's a very funny word. Okay, it's not giblet because that applies to other birds. I think, wait, where is it? Is it giblet? I might keep thinking about it. Okay. All right. I don't think it's giblet. Yeah, giblet applies to a lot of birds. What? The answer made my brain stop. Is it this? I might keep thinking about it. I mean, I'm not telling you yes or no. I'm just saying, you know, really, really consider before you commit to an answer. Do you actually know it, Wade? Or do you just think that, you know, I've heard it. I don't remember it. The only two words that come to mind is the stupid answer that no one would believe ever say is their fine laser and gizzard.

43:27Wade:But also, I don't know, gizzard. Gizzards are actually organs. I believe you can eat fried chicken gizzards, but it does not come from the neck. It's an internal organ, I think. Wade, what's that fleshy thing around the neck of a turkey called? And it's not my hand, it's part of the turkey You know what a peach cobbler, but do you know about the meat gobbler? The meat gobbler? That's what a turkey's neck is called The meat gobbler, that's what it's called That's Wade's nickname whenever he goes to Fogo So that's why turkeys gobble, gobble, gobble The air comes with their meat goblers The legend of the meat gobbler I really know I've heard this word, but it's not anywhere It's called a snood I've heard that I have not heard that okay I do not know that one yeah so not closed they're snood well I really tried to I really tried to fish out all the ones I thought were easy now we only have ones that I think those are the easy ones yeah well now we only have ones that I think are fucking ridiculous so honestly these by I might know more I don't know hit us we're ready if any of them have like these have never been in a book the only reason I have a big vocabulary is because I read a lot of specifically Warhammer, but I've read a lot in my life.

44:39Wade:I've never heard any of these. Wade is first on this one. Sorry, just last week. Big vocabulary. The word he got right was peen. I was a carpenter too. So that's why I know that one. There's a type of cup. If you go into like a fast food restaurant or even a casual dining places, if you have to go get ketchup, you know, those little paper cups that you can get that you put the ketchup in and then they can you can sort of open them up and lay them flat those little specific paper cups there's a name for those do you know that name swarf i wish they're called swarfs you don't want to think anymore or it's not going to do any good it'll only get worse it will but you already had one where you thought it was going to do you some good it ended up not and you're still wrong but like there's nothing wrong with thinking you're allowed to think bud i'm confident and Swarf swarf that's your all right Mark do you do you know this it's the paper cups yeah those little paper cups that you can put ketchup or other condiments in at fast food joints and they like stretchy out but not everyone ever uses a stretchy out they get three of them instead of one stretchy outie when I learned that you could expand them like that my I was like whoa what the fuck whoa that's crazy I I honestly don't think they're supposed to be expanded I think that's just a factor of how they're folded, but it is interesting that they can expand.

46:01Wade:No, no, you can hold more and they're easier to dip into. It's brilliant. I can tell you that the name of this informs me that I think they are supposed to do that for other reasons. And the name of them is food related, but it's unrelated to ketchup or condiments. It's weird. It's interesting. The frenulum. It's actually another word on this list. Oh, is it? I think it is Don't ask that one then Let's skip that one Alright I don't know Those are called Souffle cups Isn't that what I said? Isn't that what he said? Oh is it? Am I misremembering? Is that what Wade said? Editors don't you remember me saying Souffle cup Yeah and not at all Smarlmf or whatever the fuck you said.

46:55Swarf. Swarf? Which is not what I said.

46:58Wade:Sure, sure, sure. I heard it. Swarm oomph. Swarm oomph. You know what I mean. Best part of waking up is souffle in your cup. Yeah, they're called souffle cups. And they're designed like that so you can peel them away from the souffle, right? So that you don't like... Because you can't... Because they're so delicate. Also, Mark, frenulum is on my list. It's not that. I mean, I know what a frenulum is. I hope I get it first. A frenulum. Well, I'm just, I was just going to give it to you because you got one right. And I'm proud of you. Frenulum or frenum is a small fold of tissue that secures the motion of a mobile organ in the body.

47:36Wade:Oh, right. There are multiple frenulum. I was thinking of the penis one, but there's one under the tongue as well. Yeah. In general, like you, you have frenulums in your body. It's a type of formation. The one thing that connects your dick and your tongue, your frenulum. It's all about the frenulums we make along the way Yeah, pretty much God, I'm really trying to Oh, what are the easiest Give us a hard one, man These have all been too easy Yeah, come on, man No, please Mark, you're first Good luck Mark, you're up first Mark, here's a hard one Oh, okay What's the word for the cardboard sleeve you put on your coffee cup when it's too hot When you go get coffee from wherever your favorite coffee place is The souffle sleeve

48:24Wade:I wouldn't know It's not a koozie That's the only thing that I know that goes around a comfort temperature Do you want a hint? No, I don't want to give him the hint, he needs it It's true Souffle sleeve is your guess I love that Wade, do you want a hint? I'll take his hint, and mine There's only one hint, it was for both of you But it is like scarf But different Oh my god, Wade, it's what you said before. My time to shine. I have to at this point. I don't remember what you said, but it was the thing. It's a swarf! It's a swarf! I was gonna say a cylinder mitten, a sitting, but no, I'll go with swarf.

49:08Wade:Ah. You know what? That's close enough. Shmorf? Zorf? Zorf? Oh, wait. One of those you said I think was right. Zorf? Close enough. If you pronounce the A weird, it's a zarf or a zorf if you're a yinzer. All right. You know what? Whatever. This one's on me, guys. This one's on me. I thought that more of these would be in the vocabulary. We're going to loop through again, right? It's 20 easy words, right? Honestly, I'm willing to give you the chance. Whose turn is it? It's Wade's turn. What's the way it smells after the rain? Panticoor. Was it panticoor? You know, I don't think it's Pantichore. No, it's not Pantichore.

49:53I'm sorry, Wade. But it is Petrichor.

49:57Wade:Oh, shit. I was so close-ish. Mark has learned from previous adventures. Oh, fuck me. Mark? Yes? What is the first cry of a newborn baby called?

50:22Wade:that's right you just you didn't sound more confident my brain was vaginosis and i'm like that's a different thing

50:33Wade:don't get the uh just don't get the panty core mixed in don't get the panty core in your vagituses don't get your panty cords in a twist oh yes yes what are the what's that plastic or metallic coating at the end of shoelaces called my brain says tariffs but i know that's not right

50:58oh damn it this is not my episode man mark's gonna walk away with this one i think addles addles something about that is the most ethan nester thing i've ever heard you say in my entire life

51:14Wade:adle boy screw it skrill it obviously they're aglets aglets i was close you were so close i could tell what you meant you were just also wrong fuck okay this is the limit of where Early in the game, I was going like, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Aglitz, Aglitz, Aglitz in my head. And then I think I've stopped at this point. So this is where I take off. All right. Funny one here. Mark, what are those little dots over the I and the J called? Tiddles. Oh, man. I agree. Wait, your agreement is correct and noted. All right, Wade, I'm going to toss you a softball. Are you ready? I'm going to fail it. do it there's a name for this what do you call the day after tomorrow it's not tomorrow yeah it's elder scrolls three over morrow over morrow yes i was like under it's under something under clearly it's morrow wind over over morrow all right now we're getting some points on the board This is what I, I knew you guys could do it.

52:29Wait, he's first point. All right, here we go. Mark, you get to go first on this one. Yes. What is that fleshy thing around the neck of a turkey called?

52:39Wade:Oh, man. See, the thing is, I told you I stopped remembering. I don't know it either. Oh, no. Come on. Wait, wait, no. No. Oh, this is embarrassing.

52:54Wade:Oh, God. God, what the fuck? I'm drawn. All I got is the same answers I said before, which was Gizzard and Giblet. I got nothing. It's a blank slate. Combine them. You get Gizzard or Giblet. Never mind. I got nothing, man. I don't know why, but I'm... I even heard... I remember Wade getting it or not getting it. I don't know. Did you get it? I didn't get it. Okay, I don't remember what was said as the answer then. I don't fucking know. Wade, do you remember? Is this one the snood? Wade gets the snood Oh right The snood Cause it's nude Ah you would remember that one This is another one that I've used In an actual sentence that I said out loud And I acknowledge that it's gonna be hard This is not one we've covered already This is just one I wanna work in As probably the last one You should I've literally said this in conversation And I'm not a word guy I mean I am a word guy but I'm not that kind of word guy Generally Wade you get to go first there's one word that describes the action of throwing something out of a window what is that word i'm picturing bob i fucking yucked it yucking think maybe unless that's it it's not how he operates what do you mean unless that's it all right if that's it i take it if it's not it i take the other answer what's the other answer throwing it out of the window parnassus did Barnasas did I thought like yuck it's definitely yuck Alright we're gonna stick with yucking Mark do you know the word That describes the action of Throwing something out of a window You've used this In conversation My shoes were long gone

54:39Wade:My pants were on fire My item was Yucked through the window It's like X something Isn't it X X gonna give it to you X gonna get it out of here Is that it? X gonna get it out of here? X extrapolate X expatriate X cruciate X exclamitate I'm into it No I don't think you're gonna get there If you're not already on the trail of it I'm gonna just say It's defenestrate I defenestrated the book out the window I don't remember ever hearing you say that All right, I'm a little bit more of a word nerd than I thought I was. I really thought that more people would know more of these words, and that's on me.

55:25Well, more people might, but you got us too. That's on me.

55:28Wade:Hey, you guys know lots of stuff. I know a lot of Warhammer words. Give me some Warhammer 40k words. If there's anything to take away from this, it's that I think you're smarter than you actually are. I hold you at very high esteem. How about this? What does Calipidion mean? Callipidion sounds like a race of aliens, but callipidion, I would guess, has something to do with how tough your hands are or something No, no, no But you can only write in one style No, you'll never guess Your pigeonhole into one calligraphy Is this some kind of filmmaking word? No, it's a word based on either a Greek figure or a Greek god or something like that Callipidion means having a very well-shaped buttocks Oh, nice I think it's Caliphigeon I could Cala all over that pigeon and I learned that from a Warhammer book believe it or not because in this it's about this it's about a Caiaphas Cain this uh

56:30Wade:he's a he's a hat what the fuck I can't remember you've messed with my brain I can't remember even what this very commissar he's a commissar god anyway and he's like he's like as I was walking the stairs enjoying the Calipidgian view of one of the fellow soldiers there, meaning that they were walking up the stairs ahead of him and he was looking at his butt. Nice ass! Happened to get him to look up to see the thing about to shoot him in the rafters, I think, and so I remember that very distinctly. So Calipidgian means having a shapely butt. That's a good word. I like that word. Yeah, Venus Calipidg.

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57:49Their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything, even our music. That hit song named after the color of lemons? Not a coincidence. Big Lemon has been pulling strings in the industry for years. Think about it. But now, 7up is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda. Now lime comes first 7 up Flip the sip Well you both earned lots of points Anyway one of you earned Lots of more points than the other one But you both earned a good number of points I don't think either of them earned that many points I don't know who

58:26Wade:I think it might be me but It's gonna be like 3 to 1 3 to 1 final Uh oh I waited myself I still feel like it's within the wheel spin Wade You earned points for Fussaying For calling me out Ass licking Adele nevermind Your real laugh got out You made a funny joke Schlastics Too many hands on the man You got zarf You got overmorrow Agreement Oh you got an agreement point I noted that you looked sad But that was not worth a point You got a point for snood And you got a point for Ex gonna give it to ya Mark you earned points for for stadium calling me out for speaking poorly i don't think we sell that model thunderbolt rage the after breath prongs peen end zone frenulum petrichor vagitus aglet tittle and He's a hat.

59:30He's a hat. He's a hat. Hat guy. Commissar.

59:35Wade:Oh, okay. Leaving Wade with a total, very respectable total of 11 points and Mark with a total of 13 points. Hell yeah. Still within a wheel though. Especially if we get the old classic triple wheel spin situation. What was the one I got three of last time? I got three like half of points once, didn't I? Or someone did. Yeah, I think you got three half points That wouldn't be enough today The wheel deems that we shall have That's not great for me Only one Only one bonus point There are a few things that could really Give Wade something here, but Wade is down by two points I just want someone else to get that Tie Now we're saving it for you That's the real handshake I feel like I am the only person That gets spun on for some reason Bob spun it the other day It just worked out for him.

1:00:28All right. Used best word is what I'm adding, which I think is marks for this episode for Calipigian. Calipigian. Whatever. Calipigian. Calipigian. One important spin for all the beans.

1:00:44Whoa. Wait. Okay. No, we don't have any lie points. Land on lie points doubled, but we don't have any lie points. That's a good... I forgot about this. Man, the... They're getting interesting. That one could have snuck up out of it. anywhere well that's a re-spin for all the rest of the beans except for that one bean a point goes to the person who lost the most points none of us lost any points did we yeah no one lost any points today i demand action happiest contributions calipidians are very

1:01:17Wade:happy contribution now i'm gonna say i mean it is you know it's nice to shape but it's hard to argue that yeah i thought you you love 40k and yeah a well-shaped butt no way it seems on board i think mark gets it i mean it's hard to argue against it like fair is fair and saying talking about butts how can i say it's not a good contribution all right well mark gets the one point for the happiest contribution and that means that with 14 points mark is today's episode Winner Mark winner speech Did it I did it I did it I I feel like I'm waking up to a lovely petrichorical morning punt frenulum Vagitis Thank you one and all snood wait uh loser speech today's loser speech is presented by t-mobile 5g home internet everything moves fast these days and t-mobile home internet keeps up with their fast speeds quick setup and budget friendly prices they make it easy to stay connected giving you the peace of mind you deserve it was a hard-fought victory i think uh the vagisil had my brain was right with the panty instead of the pet but you know we all have those little plastic tips the uh agridis's fuck, never mind.

1:02:44Wade:You know what? I lost. I deserve to lose. I suck. I hate it that I lose, but I know I deserve it because brain no remember good. Punt. It always comes up. Punt. Punt. Today's loser speech was presented by T-Mobile's 5G Home Internet. So if you're looking for internet that keeps up with you, connect to T-Mobile Home Internet for their fast 5G speeds, easy 15 minutes setup, and 5-year price guarantee. Stay connected in a world that never slows down. Visit T-Mobile.com slash home internet to check availability. Well, that means Mark is going to host the next one. Great job, Mark. Thank you. And that's going to be it for this episode.

1:03:20Punts out for Harambe. If anyone else out there is, I guess, weird like me and thought these words were cool and knew some of them, let me know on the subreddit. But I guess mostly what I did this episode is out myself as being a big nerd. Make sure you follow the podcast on Spotify or whatever platform you like, YouTube. wherever and you'll get notifications when it comes out and make sure you follow us on socials mark player ice cream lord minion 777 or minion 777 it's here official distractible merch is finally back available only at distractible dot shop now that's what I call callipigian go enjoy some merch anyway that's it that's the end of the episode marco's the next one okay bye podcast out podcast out

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