Will It Into Existence

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19:40Mark Fischbach:All right, well, if you guys are good on the small talk, I can jump into our episode here. I've been writing a lot of points. I keep tracking a lot of points. There's only been nine points assigned. Holy shit. That's a lot of points. Hopefully Mark gets one at some point. Yeah, oh, oh, oh. We'll see, we'll see. I saw Bob's post where he was in the hospital recently for the ear. I had this really bad stomach bug. I did not sleep at all. Not last night, but night before last. Just like the worst intestinal pain. I was just like miserable. All I could think of was like, this year's kind of been a pretty meh year, at least for me.

20:16Mark Fischbach:I don't know if you guys remember, we did a thing a while back. I don't remember what episode it was, but it was like, would you rather take, would you rather lose memories of 2025 or the money from 2025? And you guys were like, oh, the money. And I was like, let me forget the year. I'll take the money. Forget this year. Still kind of feel that way. So I figured today, let's go into 2026 with some positivity. What are we looking forward to in 2026? Years are kind of an arbitrary thing. A new year really just means it's another day, the sun rises, so on and so forth. But for us and calendars and everything else, years, people look forward to it.

20:51Mark Fischbach:I'm going to exercise more. I'm going to do this more. They've got their New Year's resolutions. So what are you looking forward to in 2026? I just want to go in with some positivity. Get people some optimism for 2026. I think you guys know what I'll say straight off the bat. And it's not that the movie is coming out. It's that the movie is done. I don't have to think about it anymore. I don't have to work on it anymore. I don't have to keep making my entire life revolve around it anymore. I can put it aside. It is it will be done and I will be able to shunt it away. So that's what I'm looking forward to very much.

21:26Ethan Nestor:I'm looking forward to it coming out. I can't imagine the kind of shift that's going to be. I would say the only thing I feel like that compares that I've done is like, like law school was an endeavor for me, right? Like that dominated everything. It's very difficult. Law school is a hard thing. When I finished law school and went from having that on my mind, dominating my existence to being free, at least relatively, I can't imagine what it's going to be like for you with the movie because it's not even like law school is one thing and I was responsible for a lot of it. But it's still at school.

21:59Ethan Nestor:I had professors. I had classmates who was it was the movie was just like, if you didn't do it, it wasn't happening. No one was there to help you. No, like it's not even like you fail a class if you don't do it. It's just like, well, I guess there just is no movie progress because Mark didn't think about it for five minutes today and he did something else. That is a reality. And I mean, you guys know it. I mean, you guys have made accommodations for it. And a lot of people don't realize how much these guys have put their schedules to the left and right to me being like, I got a sprint this week.

22:29Mark Fischbach:One more sprint guys. I don't know if it was this year or last year where like we had to move stuff around a lot. And I was just like, I'm just going to do everything I can to keep Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, no commitments, not in the day, not in the evening. And that was, and I truly genuinely appreciate it guys. I do. I can't say it enough how much you guys have been patient with it. I know like it's been all the place but you guys have been very supportive and i know i haven't always been the nicest about it but i i really truly appreciate it like honestly it means a lot to be able to count on you guys i think from my perspective one we get it like we don't because we we don't know what you go through on a daily basis so it's hard to really fully know what all you're dealing with but over the years we went from fall of slenderman where we went to like party city and bought the shittiest like three props we could afford to make that and then i put on your suit to you guys did um who killed markiplier and we saw you editing that while we were on the tour and then we got to be a part of um heist and in space and seeing the sets and seeing all the cool shit the costume department makeup department just all the stuff that went into that so it's like we've kind of seen an escalation of all the cool shit you've done over the years and how much goes into each of those things and then on top of that for the movie at least i can't speak for bob but from my perspective of like hearing you talk about it and then just knowing how rigid certain industries can be and hearing and knowing how hard it is like when you're a YouTuber and you're known as being a YouTuber it is to break into any kind of industry so one just trying to get anyone to talk to you two coming up with a script writing directing acting filming finding people that'll you know do other voices or roles things like that and then that seemed like the easy part compared to everything you've dealt with over the last year so from my perspective it's like sure there are days where it's like, well, it took six months to get that dermatology appointment, but my skin will still be there in a year, right?

24:21Mark Fischbach:I can move that. But it's like, that's a relatively minor inconvenience compared to like what's at stake for you trying to get this stuff done. So sure, it's been tough and whatnot. But even whenever we first agreed to start the podcast, I was like, the podcast will never be the problem. It's Mark has so much shit going on in his life, keeping either his schedule free enough to do it or moving my schedule around. that was always going to be the challenge because you've got so much crazy stuff going on all the time so for me it was kind of like I didn't expect the movie necessarily but kind of expected that we would have to move stuff around because one we've all got lives Bob's got a child and I am the child in this house so we would have to be adaptable to some degree but still I appreciate it it's not a given in it or I never wanted to seem like a given I'll tell you what funny is about that dermatology appointment Brad the sound guy he on the last time he was here in november um and we're mixing warner rovers he went on a weekend trip out to joshua tree to go climbing because he's a big climber uh tore his acl like tore it up uh apparently didn't know at the time but he comes back from the weekend trip and i feel so bad because you know that that's when henry passed so we come in and i'm coming in just like oh man it's not okay and he's there just mixing sound like just in agony just like it's like i'm sorry about your dog man he was so nice about it i didn't even know about his leg for a while just like and he was talking about like um uh because because there's just some final things to wrap up for the movie before it it gets fully pushed as of this recording not as of when it comes out or when the movie comes up but um so so he's like i can push i can push my ACL surgery down a bit if it needs to finish the movie.

26:04Mark Fischbach:I'm like, doctors everywhere losing business because of Mark's movie. I think it's really funny, but I really stress to him, like, you do not have to. It's okay. He's like, no, I gotta finish this. That is also not how Brad talks at all. I'm doing a terrible Brad impression, but yeah. No, it's like Brad's in the room right now. Yeah, thankfully I didn't deal with that. I don't know that I, well, I got the slap there, but that's optional surgery. ACL's pretty, you need to have that surgery. I think it's supposed to be timely, isn't it? At least in sports. The only time I've heard or dealt with ACL stuff is sport related and then yeah, because you want to bounce back, recover and be able to have your full mobility and stuff.

26:43Mark Fischbach:So I think it's better to be timely. I'm totally fine. So yeah, Iron Lung, done. Bob, I hope in the few seconds you've had to prepare an answer you got one.

26:54Ethan Nestor:It feels like a cop out I guess, but I'm excited for more James I feel like I mean he's we have fun he's been fun it's not like he's been unfun up to this point but it's been tough we moved from California back to Ohio and then we just moved again and like he's handled it like a trooper but it just throws off all your routines and it makes it really hard to like really get in and do all the fun stuff because there's no time for shit it's like it gets to be evening time and uh and we're like okay buddy let's do something fun you want to bring boxes back and forth between houses you can hold the door open and you want to be a little helper be a little doorstop hey he likes it but like i'm excited for another year like a new year where he's going to be older he's talking a ton and we're like we're going to start doing stuff i think together this year that's a little more complicated and fun and i'm i'm also i think personally, I'm excited to put more tools on things.

27:55Ethan Nestor:I got into a good stretch there when I had the Subaru where I was like working on the car and I was doing stuff with my hands and that was really fun. And then I got rid of the Subaru and I lost that completely. I want to get back to like, I'm excited to work on stuff. And one of the things on this new house that was such a big selling point for me is I have a huge garage and I have like a work, a dedicated like workshop area. It's just a little side part of the garage, but I have like a workbench and a toolbox and I can like have projects where I don't have to pull the cars out of the garage to work on them and then clean it back up and pull the cars back into the garage every time I'm it's like I have an area I can just have a little project if I have a glue up it can just sit somewhere and dry and clamps and I don't have to like I'm excited and James is getting the age where he's going to be able to help me do that maybe we'll build a birdhouse or you know who knows what but like that's awesome that sort of stuff it's been a lot of moving and not that I don't like my computer because I still play a lot of video games.

28:53Ethan Nestor:I spend too much time sitting at this thing. I need to spend more time, like, making stuff, working on things. Yeah. You wanna play Ark Raiders later? I mean, I do. Hell yeah. Okay, cool. I don't really play very much of that.

29:04Mark Fischbach:But yeah, we should get away from the computer, but like, if you wanna play.

29:07Ethan Nestor:I'm also excited for video games. I'm still really into that. I think I told you guys about that hockey game. Getting really into that. I have custom, I have a fully custom Keybine set for that now. I'm getting into it, man. I'm practicing. I'm a mediocre goaltender. But I used to be a hopelessly awful goaltender. Mediocre is an improvement.

29:27Mark Fischbach:It's way better than I was. I just still stink. Would you say mediocre is less than average or right about average?

29:34Ethan Nestor:Mediocre falls just under average for me, I think. Yeah, mediocre has like a negative connotation to it. It's like you might be average, but like everyone sees you as worse than average. Or you come in just a little low. Well, hey, maybe in 2026 you'll be average or better. If I keep working at it, I should spend more time on my computer Like I was saying Yes, I'm actually looking forward to spending more time on my computer Doing YouTube videos and just generally being back to

30:02Mark Fischbach:How many videos do you think you've released in the last year or two? Dude, not enough I'm stunned that people are still sticking around I know that people have been very kind and patient They understand what I'm doing But I feel like I've really pushed the limit of how patient an audience can be I'm just so grateful that I've accrued any kind of loyalty through any of this to try to wait for me to be done with this. But I truly not for the sake of like, oh, I got to keep up with being a YouTuber. I find it very cathartic to make videos. I find it extremely the habit of it, the ritual of it, the completion when you're done with a video and it's out.

30:39It's just like the cycle is a beautiful, fun thing for me. And it's very low pressure at this point because I've never been the type that was like, I have to make this banger viral video. Thankfully in my niche of YouTube I don't have to do that I've however channeled all that into the movie But I want to be able to just play video games Make random bullshit videos I've got that Worf Stash sequel That I've wanted to do forever I've got tons of things that I've just had stupid ideas for Yeah I can't wait It's going to be so fun

31:08Ethan Nestor:Not to focus too much on the movie but it just struck me How do you think it compares the This is obviously longer But the movie and how that impacted your YouTube Versus Unus Anus because when you guys were doing that that was very consuming as well in its own sort of way and that was also during the pandemic and a bunch of crazy like that was a crazy timeline that that happened but like how how do you compare those because i know that unisonous put a dent in your personal youtube stuff as well i would actually say that was not so much a dent that actually reinvigorated my youtube channel because it was still content that i was making and there was a direct correlation youtube wise to be like if it wasn't on my channel people would check you know when it's honest for that content so they got that fix out of there were some people that were like i wish you would play more games but i was honestly doing more videos on my main channel than i am now with the movie and that uh so it's it's uh honestly that was probably a way better time for well now you can do tunis on us i know you've been waiting on that yay i'm shocked we did the fucking five year stream like I don't know how that was all Amy and Ethan pulling that together like my god I can't believe we did that yeah that's just like playing games with you guys oh just time we'll get back to it we'll get there

32:23Mark Fischbach:time time I'm getting off topic you never get to a point we'll be kind of like uh video games I thought I'd be there by now and I was kind of there in college a little bit but I've bounced back to the point where I'm like I'm just always looking forward to or playing or enjoying so many games I think

32:37Ethan Nestor:the thing for me is it's if I stayed stuck on what I, I used to just play the same game. Like there was a period where for like a couple of years where basically all I played was pub G. And then if other people invited me to play other stuff, I would do that. And I was like obsessed. I could just log on and play the same game day after day after day. And that was like what I looked forward to. I can't do that anymore as much, but there's so many, there's such a wide, there's so many different kinds of games. It's such a wide world. You don't just have to go play AAA games. And like I play Fortnite.

33:09Ethan Nestor:There's nothing wrong with going and playing a big popular game. But also I play indie physics simulation sports games. And I play weird racing management games. And like there's just there's no end to the kind of shit you can find. I don't think I'll get tired of it as long as I just there's always new stuff. As long as I keep it keep finding new things like people are making cool games.

33:33Mark Fischbach:there's a lot of cool games people have been on me to go back to blueprints i think i think i might do it what's stopping you i thought you loved that game you wouldn't shut up about it okay it's a bit i thought i finished the game i got to an ending i was like okay i guess it's done like it just it goes from like solve solve solve figure it all out to like what i thought was like okay i don't know if that's the ending i was hoping for but it was an ending i did it and then apparently there was another thing i unlocked it's i guess you guys probably don't care about spoilers at this point. Spoiler alert.

34:03Mark Fischbach:You spend a lot of money and you unlock this upgrade that allows you to find hints on row eight. So you have to build all the way up to row eight. And if you put blue rooms on that row, there's hidden hints in those rooms. There's like 40 blue rooms. So in order to move on to the next point, what I have to do is work my way up to row eight and spawn each of these 40 rooms, find the hint, and then figure out which ones are important, which ones mean nothing, and that will apparently lead me into whatever the next puzzle is, and I'm not gonna lie, when I thought I was done, and then I learned that that's the tedious thing I have to do next, I was kind of like, maybe I am done, you know, I feel pretty good, good ending, happy, don't know if I, that's a hell of a grind, because it's not like the hints are obvious to find in the rooms either, and some of the rooms, they really want to spawn early, so it's hard to save them till late, So I just really wasn't looking forward to that amount of grind for what I don't imagine will be that big of a payoff But enough people have asked where it's now like I miss blueprints.

35:03Mark Fischbach:They want it. Maybe I'll give it a shot I have no idea what you were even talking about half of that if row eight I think I generally understand but then the blue rooms so you build up right you start on row one Yeah, I get to build all the way up to where rooms and checking them and I don't know I didn't make it past row three, so I don't think there actually is any more mansion Okay, different rooms have different colors So like bad rooms are red Bedrooms are purple Garden rooms are green Your standard like your The standard rooms are blue So blue rooms are like Vaden Whatever that little corner room is called It's been so long since I've played I'm gonna look so bad when I go back

35:41Ethan Nestor:The parlor

35:43Mark Fischbach:Parlor, probably that's one, yeah, I think so

35:46Ethan Nestor:So is this like a chess simulator? I literally have not ever watched this game for even a moment. I have no idea what you're talking about.

35:52Mark Fischbach:It's my game. I know this comes out after Game Awards, but it's my game of the year. I didn't play Claire Obscura Expedition 33, and I'm sure that one will probably win because I hear only great things. But Blueprints, it was such a unique, interesting experience for me. It's my game of the decade so far. Game of the decade? Damn. We're only halfway through, man. Dang. I said so far, but I mean, truly, one of the best experiences I've had making YouTube videos was playing Blueprints. 2026, I'm looking forward to maybe giving people what they want with that. And the five people still holding out hope are going to be like, yes, GTA 6 is supposed to come out next year.

36:27Mark Fischbach:Yeah, right. I know. I think it's just going to be GTA 5 is going to release on the Soldier console or something. Did you guys ever go to La Comedia in Cincinnati? Like a dinner theater? I think Milford schools took us on a trip there once for a Christmas thing or something, like a play. But basically, it's like a dinner theater. You go and you watch a play. Someone's talked about this. I think maybe one of Amy's friends. Okay, I've also mentioned it because I like going there. I'm hoping I booked tickets to go see a show there next year. So I'm excited to go back there because I've not been in a while.

36:56Mark Fischbach:And they have like, of all things, cod and like chicken, ham. I'm looking forward to the meal. The show as well. The shows are always great. But oh, I thought it was Call of Duty. I was like, I thought you meant Call of Duty for a second. Oh, yeah, they're playing cod on stage. No, like actual fish. I got things I'm excited about for next year. Yeah, I'm not trying to shoot that down. You should be excited about that. 2025 can suck it. 2026 is going to be great. I'm willing it to be great. I appreciate the optimism. There's every chance that it won't be great at all, actually. It's a long odds that it's actually going to be great, but I appreciate that you're...

37:31Mark Fischbach:Shit will happen. You know, shit always happens. But overall, I'm going to get to the end of 2026 and be like, it's a year. Good year. I'm willing it. Maybe. I've been rambling a lot. Is there anything else you guys want to throw in there? I guess I can... Yeah, whose turn is it? You. Oh. I'm looking forward to learning Korean again and working out both of these things. So of the good habits that I had before I started filming iron lung, I was working out like I, you know, I, I, I was in some, like probably the longest arc of good shape I've been in, in my life. Right. Cause it was since I posed to an honest, I had been working out constantly, like almost every week I had worked out, um, with a few breaks in between, but it was like enough to maintain my ability like i i could bench two plates which i know is not a lot for a lot of people but it's

38:19Ethan Nestor:like i was benching two plates for a little guy like you that's a lot okay all right i didn't mean short i meant scrawny i was inclined benching two plates oh shit okay well that's harder yeah okay thanksgiving i cleared three first i don't know if this is true a lot of people that work out i was told that bench press actually is a very bad exercise for you and if you were wanting to do any actual real work you had to do incline bench um because that's more practical and more i don't know but anyway so we we did incline bench instead of just regular bench all the time and so that's just what we did but i was in good shape now nothing it's all gone it's like by only the grace of just the fact that i naturally carry more muscles i have the illusion that i'm in shape i went up a flight of stairs i had to lay down i was just so tired at the end of it i can't exaggerate.

39:11I am so, like, I have a hill, and I go, I'm it to go get a package. I am done. I'm done for the day. Climbing up that hill, eh? It's just awful. So, yeah. Hey, we are getting older, man. I feel. I'm glad you're finally catching up to me. That's the thing, though, is, like, I am getting older, so it's like I have to keep up with it now, or I'm never gonna get anything back again. That's the spirit.

39:34Mark Fischbach:I want to pick up jump roping, of all things. I hear jump rope in can be really good that's supposed to be so good for you if you jump the right way and don't like destroy your ankles and knees like there's a proper way to kind of do it i've also i don't know how good this one is probably not great for you but i've heard another one that's decently good is and and quick is you sprint like 90 of your top speed you sprint for like 10 to 15 seconds walk for like a minute minute and a half sprint for 10 15 seconds walk for night like you do that like four or five times it'd be incredibly difficult that's actually a long time to try to run top speed and then multiple sets but like I hear that one's actually pretty good for you too sprint training is very good for you but also it's one of those things like yeah you can make it so efficient you'll get your workout done in no time and then you do one sprint and I'm like I'm never ever ever sprinting again ever we have a weird Thanksgiving I know Thanksgiving was a while ago now but we have a weird Thanksgiving tradition blooming where my nephews want to race me like they want to do like a hundred meter type dash sure and i've won two years in a row and they're they go to the gym every day they work out they're not as tall as me they're not like mark size they're human-sized people so they really run i can't believe i'm still winning because there's just so much younger and healthier and stuff than me but i still out sprint them but the difference is i win the sprint and they're like oh good one uncle wade we'll get you next year and I'm like five minutes of yeah still got it and like ten minutes later I'm like alright I'm okay and they forgot we even ran because it was so long ago and I've still been out of breath so still got the top speed no endurance whatsoever good for you I'm still reeling over human sized people

41:26what am I then Fun size Okay well that sounds Okay I can deal with that Human sized people

41:35Ethan Nestor:Bob Optimus Oh you know what happens next year This is actually planned It's kind of a work trip But not completely a work trip And what's ultimately going to happen Is we're going to get to take James to Disney He's a little young and a little small But he should be tall enough to be able to ride Some of the like kids rides and we're going to be able to do I think one or two days in the Disney parks in Florida so that's going to be pretty fun and also Mandy has never been to Disney in Florida either, Disney World she's done Disneyland out in California but I'm kind of looking forward to that I need to like get in shape for that, you guys were just sorry about this but walking walking around slash hurting James around a theme park sounds exhausting just thinking about it so that'll be fun But I'm hoping he likes the rides I think there's a decent chance We're going to get on basically any ride We get on we're going to sit down and he's going to be like Ooh and then it's going to start moving Or it's going to be like a dark room and he's just going to Be terrified and it's going to be like it's okay It's okay stop screaming There's only five minutes left it's okay We'll find something We'll find his ride.

42:47There's some of those dark rides Like we went to Universal with my family I've never been there but they got the Harry Potter one And that one is just like I don't do drugs but if I did I would say don't do drugs and go on that because it's the most it is the whiplash you get from what's happening like you're in a cave you're out of cave and there's an explosion for some reason I think a cruise tomahawk missile goes by at some point like it then you're you crash through the window of Hogwarts Harry Potter goes and then he said I didn't know what he said a snitch goes by I love what he said that in the movies I don't know yeah it's it's just the most absurd thing there's so much that they cram in because universal in hollywood or la is much smaller than the one in florida so i think the florida one is a normal experience and this one is the condensed tiny experience but yeah those ones would terrify a child i imagine if you go down there dude i think

43:39Mark Fischbach:it's the place is called like s-a-n-a-a sana sana sana no no at disney animal kingdom it was like some of the best butter chicken i ever had in my life they had like uh they had all kinds of flavored like naan bread and stuff it was so good is this in the park no it's actually at the animal kingdom lodge i think but if i was going down there i would go out of my way for it it was really good also underrated animal the animal kingdom was the best park we went to because it was like no weight and they had a roller coaster they had like the safari thing and like you could go see all the animals while you're on the safari there's a lot of cool stuff

44:11Ethan Nestor:i'm constantly surprised at how uh overlooked the animal kingdom gets i think it's the best park or at the very least one of the top parks in the whole place. It's fantastic. It's very fun. But there's never like I've been a couple other times. There's never been lines. It's always like not as big as the other ones. It's crazy.

44:28Mark Fischbach:Three hours for like the two minute Star Wars ride or ride that Yeti roller coaster on repeat because there's three people in line for it. I had to look up the place. I was like, what's the name of that place that had the butter chicken? I've been craving it for six years or whatever it's been. I want it so bad. That's cool though. I'm going to Disney. James is going to be how old when you guys are there? He turns three tomorrow As of this recording I don't know how much he'll remember it eventually But hopefully at least he enjoys it right now I went when I was like five and I didn't remember a whole lot

44:57Ethan Nestor:We're definitely still, we're at the point right now Where we're like, is he going to remember this? Or should we Is this a waste of effort? But like for his birthday, right? We're like, he's probably not going to remember this But we still want to like It could be special for us and for pictures and stuff

45:13Mark Fischbach:Really annoying for you guys but something I really appreciate whenever I went to Disney whenever I was a kid my aunt came with my grandparents my dad and stuff and she filmed I don't I don't know if you're still allowed to but she filmed like everything just always had like a camcorder out and filmed the different experiences so like I got to see myself react to like seeing the different mascots and meeting like

45:32Ethan Nestor:goofy and things like that I mean that's so much more doable now than it used to be I'm sure that was an unbelievable pain in the ass back when you were a kid but yeah she had the whole giant like

45:42Mark Fischbach:VHS shoulder mounted camera. Yeah, it was a whole giant pain in the ass for her. But I really appreciated later in life getting to see that video and getting to watch that experience. So anyway, my two cents for whatever it's worth. The Lemonati has spent decades keeping Lemon on top and lime in the shadows. Their Lemon agenda has infiltrated everything, even our music. That hit song named after the color of lemons? Not a coincidence. Big Lemon has been pulling strings in the industry for years. Think about it. But now, 7up is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda. Now lime comes first.

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46:47Mark Fischbach:Sorry, any last minutes before I wrap up? I keep rambling. Keep going off topic, but that's okay. Nope. Alright, that's it. 2026 will be a great year. All of you guys out there, will be a great year. Will it into existence? I think that's how it works, yeah. Let me go over points. In no particular order, I gave Molly a point for dealing with me because I gave Mandy a point for being locked in a room and dealing with Bob not answering his phone. I gave Amy a point for being locked out by Mark and another point for making the Iron Lung website. Bob, you got points for locking Mandy in a room, your ear, looking forward to James, garage projects.

47:26Mark Fischbach:I can't read what this one says. And I'll figure out what that one says in a minute. Disney, bringing you to a total of six points. Mark, you got points for locking out Amy. Render farm shame. Iron lung is done. Iron lung in theaters everywhere, because it will be everywhere. Learning Korean again. Appreciating Bob and I accommodating your schedule.

47:50Ethan Nestor:Oh, we're still reading Mark's points. Okay, that's not good for me. Yeah, I'm crushing it.

47:56Mark Fischbach:Closer than you'd think. Oh, good. I once again can't read that point. It looks like mutt. And then working out again. Right now the score is Mark with 8, Bob with 6, Amy with 2, Mandy with 1, Molly with 1. Oh, I see. The point, the 9 points distributed at the beginning, 4 of those were to the significant others. They put up with a lot.

48:20Ethan Nestor:Well, shall I spin the wheel? No. Oh, okay. Then that's the episode. Play the theme song. Roll the credits. how many points will it be i if i was a betting man i'd bet on three

48:34Mark Fischbach:nope well i lost my bet it's two um let's add put so through the most which i don't know which one of you two put your so through the most recently i guess technically it would be you would be the most recent because the amy story was from a while ago right yeah that was a while ago yeah

48:50Ethan Nestor:Alright, two spins coming in hot Let's be prepared to land something On the wheel that we don't even remember exists Most locked in Definitely not me Is this the one where we have to share how many tabs We have open? Yes Do you have tabs open, Mark? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 Bob gets the point 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 16, 17, 18 19, 20, 21. And I just before we started counting, I had done a control W spam of like closing. I will say all I have open is our call and an empty Google tab because I hadn't really used it for much. But I did send a couple texts over the course of the episode responding to people because I made a post on Twitter about how I was in the hospital and then didn't tell any family or friends anything.

49:50Ethan Nestor:And so a bunch of people are like Hey are you alive? Are you, is that cool?

49:56Mark Fischbach:Yeah I saw late last night that you were in the hospital Because people were like oh man Wade and Bob going through it Because I didn't stream last night because of the stomach bug And they're like Wade and Bob going through it And I see your post at a hospital And I was like what the hell?

50:09Ethan Nestor:It's fine, I'm fine, it's fine It's like man I wish I was that good of a Mark friend Where I'd go to the hospital to promote this movie I meant to tell this during the small talk I had the funniest eavesdropping last night in the hospital or not last night night before but fuck there was there's this dude who walked in with his it was clearly a college guy and two buddies and his hand was all wrapped up and bloody and he walked into the er and they got him into a room like down the hall whatever but the door was open and the doctor went in and was looking at it and like you couldn't really hear but you could kind of hear like oh no can you move it like this go and the guy's like no and then the doctor's like okay okay yeah And it was a knife?

50:48Ethan Nestor:Hmm. Okay. Did you stab or was it more of a slice? Hmm. Okay. Okay. I don't know what those guys did. They were having a hell of a night. One of them, or all of them, was probably drunk. It was just really funny. I wasn't trying to overhear, but clearly some crazy shit had happened. I hope that guy's hand is okay.

51:10Mark Fischbach:People watching and listening can be OP sometimes.

51:13Ethan Nestor:Let's get a tie. Let's get weighed Oh Did either of us lose any points?

51:22Mark Fischbach:No, no lost points. That's a re-spin That's a re-spin

51:28Ethan Nestor:Spin number three of two Three of two Fastest response? Me, I'm responding If that's a test, he does have me on that one That was very fast I don't know if that really came up otherwise In this episode, so I kind of feel like Mark just absolutely jumped all over that one. I totally did. Yes, thank you.

51:50Mark Fischbach:You know what? I'll give it to Mark, because it prevents me from having a tie. Yay! Well done! Thank you. And it's not because I don't want to host a one-man show, but it's definitely because of that. It would be a great one-man show. You'd be fine. You're so sweet, but no, it's okay. Congratulations, Mark. You had the fastest response, so with nine points, you want to give a winner's speech? Yes, I do. Hey, I want to give a shout out to you at home for being such loyal listeners and or viewers of this show. We've been going about six years strong. Something like that. Six years. If you count three peens.

52:28Oh, if you count three peens, yeah. Yeah, we've been going six years strong doing this. And it's gotten only funnier. Never less funny. Each episode better than the last. Never a stinker. Not here. not with the guy that forgets the rules sometimes of his own games, that would never happen. But hey, you've stuck through every good episode and somehow survived the unending laughter we've provided to you. Kudos to you.

52:54Mark Fischbach:It is funny how the rules are the most arbitrary thing that we just came up with on a random episode or two. People get real into like, Wade and Bob have that fucking handshake deal they've had for eight months and they haven't redeemed it. And Mark owes Bob a point from 2024. that he hasn't redeemed. It's like, y 'all, I don't know that we'll ever take it seriously enough to remember that. Is there a handshake to you that kind of forget about, Ted, man? No, no, no, there's not. Bob, loser speech!

53:21Ethan Nestor:I feel pretty good. Considering that I'm down an ear, and I'm sort of zoid out right now, I feel like I did pretty well. I hung in there, you know? I put up a fight. I contributed. It's weird hearing everything only in my... Do you guys have a dominant ear? Not to get back into a topic.

53:39Mark Fischbach:You have a dominant ear? I definitely have a dominant eye. I've never noticed if I have a dominant ear.

53:44Ethan Nestor:I feel like my left ear is my good ear. Like, I hear in stereo, but I feel like my left ear is my good ear, and that's the one that's all screwed up and I can't hear out of right now. It's so weird for me to hear out of, like, my secondary ear. Everything, it's all fucking... Anyway, considering everything, I'm happy with my performance. I feel good. Thanks for having me.

54:05Mark Fischbach:Well said. I don't know why I said that like that, but I did. Were you just trying to make sure I could hear you? Yeah, I wanna make sure it came in the other ear, yeah. Well said. Thank you. You're welcome. What? You're welcome. Fuck it.

54:18Ethan Nestor:I swear to God, James learned how to whisper in the last 48 hours. And he's been running up to me and whispering into my ear I can't hear out of. So he just comes up and he just goes, And then runs away. And I'm like, man, I hope that's not important. All right. Have fun, buddy.

54:34Mark Fischbach:You can play with knives. I pooped in my pants. Good episode boys I guess stay tuned for the next one Where Bob will host I'm sorry Mark will host and Bob and I will compete for points

54:45Ethan Nestor:A surprise victory Right out of Mark's hands

54:51Mark Fischbach:It's a human size W Oh come on man If you haven't already Go follow us on our other Social medias and YouTubes and what not Mark at Markiplier Bob at MySk Or me at Minion777 Or LordMinion777 I guess we'll see what Mark has up his sleeves since he won the next one. And until then, podcast out. Merch? We're at the merch. Yeah, merch. Podcast out again. Re-out. Re-podcast, re-out.

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