World Record (Today)

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2:39Hello and welcome back to another exciting episode of Distractable, the coolest podcast that's ever lived. That's right, Distractable is not just a show that you watch or listen to. It is a living, breathing creature. That's why we have to be here. We have to nurture it. We're the caretakers. We feed it of our breasts, and we make sure that it gets all the love and support that it needs in this world. I'm your host, slash Earth Mother, Bob. I'm joined today by my co-hosts, slash competitors, Mark and Wade. Hi. Why are you making a face like that? That's the same intro I always do I'm smiling, I'm doing a soft smile Oh, good I have a terrible memory, so I don't remember that ever being your intro before But I believe you Every single time, I've always done it the same It's very carefully structured If you've ever seen the show before, all of that stuff I just said is true Also, there's gonna be points And whoever gets the most points And or least points, depending on what happens at the end of the episode Host the next one, because they shall be declared the winner And that's it It's like that one show with that other fat guy who wears glasses Everything's made up and the points don't matter There's another one It was on TV Something about big fan of Cleveland Oh, the French one Whatever How are you guys doing?

4:03Got any small talk? Yeah, but are you going to let me talk about it? Have I not been letting you talk? Was I domineering you? Remember, remember Listen, you have to tell me if I'm talking too much, okay? don't don't just let me stop don't let me stamp all over you i'm trying to create a welcoming space here shut up uh what's up buddy oh the saddest the sadness is abound um had a devastating devastating devastating blow to my happiness that's great opposite that's not great it's one of these i'm going to text you guys a picture but beware it might be the saddest picture you've ever seen in your guys life i'll put i'll get to the address after too um but prepare yourselves is it a picture of the battery dying in my switch 2 while i'm playing pokemon worse oh oh that is very sad oh lord yeah what happened uh listeners and watchers who were not showing the picture to what we're looking at is electronics but broke wait you could see the the the ass end is cracked but what happened to the front would you try and install it with a sledge hammer i i don't know why i didn't think that this would happen you know i i told you guys about this gpu that i bought this really expensive one that i was like oh but it's so powerful and good no that's not that is it oh no this was the saddest story oh man oh man can I like Venmo you a hug wait wait wait did you do it or did someone else do it though it's halfway in between but I should have the responsibility is on my shoulders because I brought it with me to my undisclosed location so I took my whole computer, packed it up, put foam in there and everything.

6:02I had it sealed up in a Pelican case. I was like, okay, if there's ever a place for this to be safe, it's going to be here, right? I packed it in a way that, and I didn't even think about where the computer would be. Like if the front of the computer's here, I said in sideways and the back of the computer's here where the GPU sits, where when you lift the thing, it's hanging this way. So I just think of every time i picked up my pelican case and dropped it on the ground the gp went that way in that direction that's why there's a split right there is because it was just on the pci express lodges so i i can't even really blame tsa not all the all the foam in the world couldn't have stopped the tiny amount of movement that it had which is like it barely moved a few millimeters but that's enough over time over a whole travel to another state to crack that bitch enough no that sucks however there is a possibility that it could be repaired it's just the pci express slot and that's bad but that is a standard part it's part of the board so i think they would still have to get a whole new donor board for that card but it's possible for it to get to be repaired I'm hoping.

7:18Oh, yeah, that looks fixable. It's worth it. I'm sure to get it repaired versus buying a new one. So fuck. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't mean to text. Hi. My phone just did that. You texted. Hi.

7:38This is how little my friend cares. Jesus Christ I'm gonna send you the saddest picture Of my eye It's just like it's not even like Oh man it's just that is so dismissive Of that I appreciate it Oh fuck so you probably made it All the way like you were bringing that with you To like a specific Place you made it all the way into where you were gonna get Your computer back out and you were like Here we go set it up Did you like turn it on and then something that or did you when you opened your pelican were you like wait what no i had no idea until i turned it on because i turned it on and none of the monitors turned on and i was like oh what's going on the whole thing's lighting up everything else is working and i i open it up i'm like doesn't look weird and then i unscrew the graphics cards like maybe something happened there i hear a crunch as i pull it out and i turn it over i'm just like oh no hi

8:37maybe it was a supportive high maybe it really depends on the intonation of it you know yeah you really gotta get the tone like he's ledger's joker waving to harvey did hi oh yeah say hi to pay your respects oh my god yeah so uh to remind everyone at home that card cost me i don't want to say i mean it's already out there that's gonna i know i just don't want to say it again because if i can't repair it uh it's eight thousand five hundred dollars was that card that card is more expensive than the most expensive tower i've ever built entirely yeah uh hi i heard words from from the guy at the post house i'm at right now he used to have a travel case for his dit setup which is like they ingest the footage offset it's not the guy you could use met it's another guy um and he had these two cards that were specifically for red footage and a few others that are like for very specific ingesting um tsa for some reason opened up his case ripped those cards open like the cover off and we're looking inside i don't know hi that's just a murder that's not an accident that's terrible yeah i don't remember what the price of those were back in the day but it was not cheap uh so yeah that's more like hi and marks is more like hi i see it on a website and this is probably what it used to be or this is probably the more recent price but not what it used to be six thousand seven hundred fifty dollar six thousand seven hundred fifty dollars for a new one of those now which they don't even you don't even need it anymore and he had two of them and i'm sure they were substantially more uh maybe not substantially but they were more some is it hampering your what you were going to do or are you just like using another computer or something and just sad about it weirdly enough i was able to get everything i needed to do uh for now done with the integrated gpu which is another thing where i'm like everyone is sleeping on these intel processors this latest generation because it got like a few frames less in gaming their fucking productivity beast these things i was using the integrated gpu and i was able to scrub at least scrub my timeline it's not like my macbook where you know i can actually edit the movie purely on on that but it was it was keeping up just fine i was able to go through what i needed render out footage export files i forgot that intel has like these features probably all the intel haters out there are just like but i'm dude don't don't be don't be stuck on one manufacturer hey a good a good card is a good card this this was a good card so yeah it saved my ass yeah it really did i have always thought that was silly that people pick teams like the brand of whoever whatever large company makes your processor your gpu is like use the best most cost efficient one who gives a shit yeah it's good it has gone back and forth one has dominated the other has dominated like whatever if it's good it's good how wonderful is that actually talked about how much the hate was during that ad campaign and that's the only thing the subreddit talked about for two weeks it was like they played one thing and and and to replace the points on it.

12:00People were very mad. Am I weird for liking it? Like, I liked the noise. I think you just like it because it pissed people off. Like, you're... I didn't know I did it at the time. You're exactly that, dude. Yeah, but that's you. It is kind of you. I know that part of you is like, oh, everyone hates that. God, I love that. I didn't know they hated it whenever I first liked it. But also the fact they hated it, I kind of liked. That's true, but separate. I don't get that either. For anyone who's lacking context, We did a sponsored thing and it like Mark said there was a line that we said in like every episode for a month or something.

12:35And because it was like a segment basically. And and they replaced the point sound, which I don't even know if we still do point sounds very consistently because we don't really say like that's a point. It's like a secret. That's true. You guys already have points. I haven't said shit. That way I can make it up and make whoever win that I want. Anyway, I don't know why it was so hated, but that was wild. what time to be alive was that like 20 23 oh yeah it was like two years ago maybe for the record there's many things about intel that i have big gripes about how can intel literally make thunderbolt and it doesn't fucking work on windows platforms where their chips are i don't get that look i got it to work after reinstalling the drivers 10 000 times on one computer but on the dell computer that i got with like the intel workstation card they have an ad in thunder but it doesn't fucking work i can't get it to work at all nothing i like i'll install the driver get something to plug in work i'll reboot it once gone drivers just annihilated themselves so i don't know they gotta they gotta they got some work to do there but that's some very early 2000s computer shit i remember when every every computer was just like that where it's like every time you you turn it off turn it back on it's like what thing is just fucking blown out of existence now How many times am I going to have to reinstall audio drivers before I hear my computer make a sound again?

13:58I love 2008. On a related note, this past weekend, I went down to Appalachia, like the Appalachian Mountains in Kentucky, near Red River Gorge. And it was beautiful. Beautiful wedding, perfect weather, beautiful ceremony. Drive down was really, really pretty. We got down there kind of close to sunset. It was really pretty in the mountains going through at that time. um ceremony went off without a hitch we all gathered up for like the reception and then it was time for dinner and dinner delicious perfect but i didn't quite get enough to fill me up it seemed like they were running low on something like they had the salmon and they had like a pasta which i always thought was bold to have like fish at a wedding i love fish but a lot of people don't so like whenever we did our wedding i was like i don't know if we'll serve fish because you know so many people are kind of picky about it they had salmon and it was so good but i finished up i was man, I could go for a little bit more food, but you know, it is what it is, I guess.

14:52Like an hour or two later, we're like wrapping up, getting ready, because we had to drive all the way back to Cincinnati. It was like a two and a half, three hour drive. We're getting ready to leave, and Molly's like, I'm surprised you didn't get another plate of food. And I was like, what do you mean? They never called for seconds or anything. She's like, oh no, but they were like, it was there. You could have gotten so much more food. And it was some of the best food. I don't know. I guess maybe just driving, having like fast food for lunch and driving all that way. It hit so well. It was like Southern cooking or whatever.

15:18I could have had seconds. It's almost as bad as losing a$10 ,000 graphics card not having seconds. I thought that was going to like the fish was going to make you sick. No, it was perfect for the big reveal. Mark destroyed an invaluable piece of technology through accidental whoopsie do's. And Wade didn't eat more food at his fancy wedding party. It was the worst wedding ever. They did not hand feed me seconds. I can't believe this. They're busy all dancing and stuff. And I was there hungry. Normally, whenever you guys have like something great or terrible, I can't really relate. But this time I really feel like we were on par.

16:04Yeah, we're on the same. Hi. Hi, my friend. Hi. Yeah. Honestly, if we were having a competition of whose story is sadder, I'm leaning just ever so slightly towards Wade. I think it's very close. It's understandable. I get it. Would have been perfect. Everything was so perfect and lovely. The drives went smoothly. Great. The guy that left a four star that was so beautiful. So happy for them. I don't even know how you showed up for this recording session. I would be curled up in bed. Those man, those mash. There was like a red skin mashed potato. Just a little bit more of that in the corn and green beans with Jeff's kiss really They probably just threw it away They probably had so much They were like, ah, feed the possums Or whatever animals they have in Appalachia It was probably at least Like$30 worth of food Imagine wasting or losing$30 Worth of something And it was someone else's$30 You didn't even get the$30 No Did Molly get seconds?

17:07I didn't ask, but oh my god, if she did And hadn't shared it in that moment Man, I hope she did I just know you guys were sitting there eating your first plate And she leaned over and was like hey, I'm gonna get one more thing. Do you want anything and you were just like oh my god We think of this deliciousness of this food Don't talk to me woman and she was like alright I'm gonna I was just gonna okay and she went and got another plate and you didn't even notice no no She got up for a drink right it was a trick. Uh-huh You get drinks and plates in this you got two hands. She's two hands, right?

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19:18Well, perhaps my planned episode, the competition battle royale for today's thing will bring us all back to the joyous, happy times. Or, man, fucking something. I'm so sad I can't even talk anymore. Am I crazy or is there a shadow appearing on the bed behind me? Is there somebody moving? Did you see that? Right about here, there. Did you see that? I am seeing that Is someone over there? I think that's like Artifacting God I hope so Cause I'm looking at a wall And I'm like I don't know I don't know where the shadows are coming from Lark an inch away from the wall Like hey guys Anyway Guys if you Change the time frame enough We've all been the best in the entire world at something.

20:12And specifically, Mandy had this thought, and I want to talk about this. Every day, there is someone who jumped the highest in the world, ran the fastest in the world, whatever, took the biggest shit. Like every day, every 24-hour period, there is like one person who is the best at any given thing, right? Somebody did take the biggest shit. That's crazy. I want to talk about things that we think we might hold the single day record for. I got it. And I have. Oh, Mark's ready. All right. Peeing. Pissing. My God, I cannot stop pissing. Old claims. I swear to God, because I've been drinking a gallon and a half a day.

20:55I don't need to drink that much. Been doing it. Can't stop pissing. My body has not adapted. There is no adaptation happening. I'm thirstier than ever because I think my body is shunting it all out of me and people say that's what you're supposed to do but I swear one of those times I was I was I was just like I don't know what happened to me I just could not get in a scenario where I could get to a bathroom like on a convenient time and then I got a bathroom and it was the longest piss of my entire life unbelievably long over a minute over a minute that's too long it was too long over just a minute of constant pee that's austin powers level dude i could not fathom how long it was taking and you know how he knows a minute because i've been what i've been wearing my watch and i'm able to look at the seconds pass by i knew exactly i didn't know exactly but i knew it was over a minute because i only started checking my watch after it's been going on for so long are we talking like full blast you like trickling for a minute i needed to change pants after this you know when a dam opens up and it's just the sluice gate going that's usually me and that was me then too but you know still long time did were you like in unbelievable agony before this or was it just like the thing it was like because that's crazy i kind of just realized after a while like oh man i really gotta go had to go so i think that day i had the longest miss that's very possible I'm gonna say you did unless anyone can prove it without us giving them the date or the exact length of your piss I'm gonna say that you hold that record on that day longest consecutive concurrent longest non-stop piss continuous that's a good word longest continuous piss it was before I came out here so it was like three days ago or something I was gonna give you guys like a second to think cause I think I have one And I honestly think it's verging on impressive outside the scale of 24 hours.

22:53Like it's going to be a 36 to 48 hour record. I was in high school and I was in marching band and there was a tradition that the tuba section would go and eat some nasty food to see if we could make someone throw up during the halftime show. And the band directors did not think it was very funny, but the tuba section did think it was very funny. And we went to a CC's pizza, which is honestly not nasty food, but like you can eat a lot of pizza. It's a pizza buffet. All-you-can-eat pizza buffet. Very American. And I ate 26 slices of CeCe's pizza. Oh my god. In one session. I'm not gonna say it was fast, because we were there for a while, but I just actually ate 26 slices of pizza.

23:37And before that day, I was skinny as a rail, and I've looked like this ever since. But I swear to God, I hold the record for the most pizza eaten on that one day. Like, I have to, right? Unless there was some pizza eating contest, which that happens, but it's not like every day there's a pizza eating contest. Okay, 26 slices. How many pizzas is that? I think CeCe's makes large eight-slice pizzas or maybe medium eight-slice pizzas. I think there are eight slices. so that's a solid three and a half pizzas or a little little more than three pizzas not three and a half but like and it wasn't just like plain cheese or anything either cc's often has like mac and cheese pizza meat lovers uh ones that with like a lot like supreme with lots of veggies and loaded up and stuff i just had whatever i wanted and i had all kinds i probably that's probably a record right yeah i'm pretty sure i ate 37 chicken wings when watching a uc uk basketball game back in the day i don't think 37 is probably anywhere close to a record 26 slices of pizza might be it's not a bad number of wings pizza does not sit well with me so the thought of eating more than like four or five slices makes me feel actually ill i mean it's really heavy it's very bready doughy i i honestly like i double checked because i started i was telling that story once and i was like wait 20 26 do i mean 16 26 is a source is confirmed third parties have verified uh seems like a lot of p like i could still eat put away food pretty good that seems like a lot i don't think i could do that a lot of pizza be a bad idea anyway wade what were you gonna say so uh we have dick level record mouth level record i'm gonna go all the way down to the feetses dick level record You had the piss record Oh, Mark's record is dick level Got it I pee out of my belly button, sir Please I had a 24 hour period, I'm pretty sure Where I stubbed my toes I think four times Three on the left and one on the right My pinky toe specifically And it all started whenever I was taunting Molly She'd give me this like sound thing I think it was her that gave me this sound thing for Christmas And it had this like I'd press the button and go she was like playing a video game or doing something streaming and i came and was like i said some stupid joke then played that and i went to run away like an asshole and went pinky toe first into the door frame and something happened after that slam where i just fucking forgot how to walk because then like i in the same actual day hit that same toe again on a different spot and then while trying to be careful with that when i was going up a staircase and I don't know how going up a staircase I did this, but my right foot apparently was going up like this and pinky toe right into the wooden top stair to get the other foot.

26:34And then I started like fucking cursing and spitting and hit the other one trying to balance that one out going up the stairs again. What kind of bow legged ass 45 degree walk you making up the stairs? I don't know what happened to me, but I stubbed my left pinky toe three times and my right pinky toe once it was in the evening the first day and like the earlier part of the second day so it was over two days but it was a 124 hour span probably even like one 18 to 20 hour span but it fucking hurts so bad and my toes especially on my left foot I swear it took like three or four months before my toe felt normal again that does seem like a lot that is a lot and I'll start because I decided to tell a dumb joke and play a sound effect and run away right into a doorframe.

27:22I mean, that's what you get really, but yeah, but all the other ones, can you really blame it on that? I think it was just that mental like, oh man, I better be careful how I'm doing the stairs. Or I was like overthinking it. And then as soon as I stopped thinking about it, I better be careful. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know how it happened. Years ago playing, we had a weird day with playing basketball where Tyler got hit in the balls. Like it had to have been seven times with a basketball in one day. hilarious and that from my perspective was really funny from his perspective probably not so much but i felt like my pinky toe might be karma from laughing at tyler taking the basketball to the ball so many times literally in the same day was any number of those someone like tyler sitting on the ground stretching and someone walking up and just going oh right in the nuts just three in a row real quick i think if i'm probably misremembering it was probably like three or four times with the basketball and then just three other weird things where i got hit in the balls that same day but uh because i feel like one was at a movie theater and i don't think there was a basketball in the movie theater well i guess we got to put tyler on the scoreboard now yeah we gotta figure out how tyler got hit in the balls so many times but there's someone's got hit in the balls more than six or seven times in a day probably but the pinky toe the only thing pardon me the only thing i can really think of that might be world record one day worthy if it makes you feel any better i did think of one that we probably all it's a tie but we're all tied for first have you ever stayed awake for 24 straight hours because i know mark has and i know that i have yeah that's there's a lot of people on that one but that's a t tied for first situation so like that's just one on you can rack it you know that's on the board i also slept for 24 hours once i slept for 26 hours one time there's probably quite a lot of people quite a lot of people that have done that but probably less i would guess have slept for 24 hours than have stayed awake i don't know if I've done that I don't think I've ever slept yeah I went to sleep at 7 p.m.

29:15I was early teens maybe not even a teen yet I went to sleep at 7 p.m. and I woke up and it was 9 p.m. and I was I felt so tired I was like oh god I've only been asleep for two hours and I walked out and was like talking to my family like my mom's looking at me weird and like you hungry you want anything I was like no I'm good like we just ate and she's like that was yesterday and then like I really Thought she was like pulling a prank on me or fucking With me but no I slept for like 26 hours that's pretty cool I kind of like that like Well I assume too I assume you would be like yeah I had like the worst flu I've ever had and so I just took like took a double shot Of NyQuil and passed it that's just There was no medicine involved it was just I just went Laid down and passed out that's probably A pretty good one I Once had a phase and this isn't The mobile game that I'm playing right now I gotta I gotta tell you I quit that one because It was getting too much but there was one time many a year ago not that many but many a year ago where i must have been in a 24 hours span the guy that spent the most in a mobile game i had to admit and i'm not proud of this one i'm not and i know that there are plenty of people that probably spent way too much in mobile games like this huge money thing it was not a good mobile game worth spending money on but it was one of those infinite clicker games that just the numbers keep going up and they never stop going up and I don't know if I was like hypnotized or something.

30:36I was caught in this loop where I would drop a hundred bucks. I would be like, the numbers are going up. It's not over, man. It's not over. It's not just time. And then I'd be like, and then I'd hit that ceiling where you can't get any higher. And it's like, and I'm like, oh, come on. I was getting such a rush. 200 bucks? That must be the most. I spent$1 ,400 Oof Oh no, there's people that spend more than that Maybe not on that specific game I know, but we're not looking for world records here We're just that day On the right day, that definitely puts you Like, in the running I felt so dirty Afterwards that I Spent all that money on that game And I deleted the game After I realized that I did I don't remember the exact number but I'm pretty sure there was a Dokkan player who had spent between one and $200 ,000 on Dokkan in a year.

31:35Okay. That's a year divided by 365. Let's see if I've got them. That's still a lot. Wait, how much was it? How much was it? He said one to 200 ,000. It's kind of a big range for math. All right. Well, let's see. Even, even that 365. Oh, that's only 410 a day. That's okay. Okay. Maybe I got the, I don't know what it was. I think he said it someone said at the very least there was a year where this dude spent 71 ,000 minimum I don't know what the max would have been That's baby shit Mark's got that beat I had that beat for that day I had to have been I can tell you one game that I was addicted to Raid Shadow Legends No joke I was super into playing it That game you could probably spend 100 ,000 a month if you bought everything and went crazy with it Like that game is very expensive and it's very hard to get the things you want I can only imagine how deep the well can go on that one That's just making me feel a little bit better about my I've never been mobile games But I played a lot of csgo and valorant and some cs2 Which are like tactical shooters that have gun skins And boy have I spent an embarrassing amount of money on gun skins For games that I kind of don't play anymore But not like probably Oh I'm probably into Valorant for like six or seven hundred dollars total Which maybe sounds like baby money But I literally maybe spent 20 bucks ever on a mobile game That doesn't get me Other things get me I spend plenty of money on stupid shit You know how many phone cases I've talked about owning The mobile games are my like I've had to get I've told you guys I've had to get away I spend way too much money in time I get that I get the appeal I feel like maybe did I mention this already before I might have actually talked about this exact thing last time because I believe I brought up the most recent game and I was like I spent 50 bucks a day on that and I quit that because I was like it was getting ridiculous but did I mention the other one you mentioned the one where you made your own clan and went ham no no the only reason I'm worried is like I'm worried I got the number wrong and I'm I don't know what would be worse if I was lower last time I mentioned it or higher I'm gonna like save myself well don't worry Mark because the subreddit will definitely correct you they will they will i might have said something also where it's like i'm not going to say how much i spent but no you you gave a number i don't remember what it was i don't know if it was hundreds or a thousand a thousand a day or something crazy and you said because you were giving people diamonds or gems to join your clan or something to do their dailies oh no that was that was the one it was 50 bucks a day on the most recent one and then i stopped yeah so i had to stop that one that's not as bad bad not as bad Well any other records you guys think you have?

34:25I think there's definitely some other ties I have one but I'll let Wade go first I tied for not owning a car For many days over a three year period That's probably true yeah Well I mean you owned a car it was just at the bottom of the ocean Sure sure It's like that rock from that one island Where it's currency and you can own it Even if it's at the bottom of the ocean What do you think the longest Furthest driven in a single day is? Yeah like I want to throw my hat into that because i've driven i drove when we moved from california back to ohio i drove that in three days and there was definitely a day in there that was like a solid 14 ish hours of driving with like no traffic all highway pretty pretty fast pretty far but i don't actually know exactly like is that do you think that's close or do you think that's not even close on that day it's hard to say because truckers have limits yeah they can only go for like 11 hours or something there's like a yeah Is like an amount of time it can't be more like it literally cannot be more than like a thousand to 1500 miles or whatever in a day right it can't be because like you want to stop Yeah, like you have to get gas or whatever Like if I could do math in my head, I would be doing so much math right now Well, if you run a hundred miles an hour for 24 hours that you'd be going to what 2400 miles Oh, the math is hard on the whole one well that's why i'm picking a simple one but like oh yeah i see i see where you're getting at you cut it in half and you're like at 1200 okay that's 50 so 50 miles an hour for 24 hours straight this thing you're not getting gas you're not stopping you're not taking piss breaks like and like i do know that things like the cannonball run exist where guys get from like new york to whatever somewhere wherever on the west coast in like but they're not doing that every day but yeah i probably wasn't overtaken by one of them i was probably i i bet it'd be up there because I mean, most people probably tap out around like eight, 10 hours, but there are some people that slug it, but on a certain day, who's going to do that every day or have the perfect weather or have perfect no traffic, you know?

36:26I like to think that it's possible just because I like the idea of having a car one because I'm kind of like car. I like cars. I mean, I can't see someone on any given day driving all 24 hours and going that like it can't be that you got to stop for gas. So you got to piss. You got to get food. Uh, anyway, did you guys have any other ones? Sorry. I'm just, what was your number? Was my actual number. Uh, I didn't have a solid number. I mean, I was going probably an average of with stops and everything, maybe an average of 50 miles an hour for say 14 hours of driving conservatively. No, I know I did a 900 and some odd stretch, but you know, 700 miles.

37:07Oh, that's not as far as I would have thought. I was really hoping it'd be over a thousand, but. Well, Amy and I, we did on this recent one, a 930 mile stretch to get back home. And that was a long day because we just wanted to get home. Anyway. I believe that there was a day that, and if not a day, a lifetime achievement for sure. But there was a day where it happened more than once. and that had to have been pretty up there where I spilled liquid on my keyboard the most in a 24 hour period. And I think you guys remember there was a recording session where I spilled twice on my keyboard. I got a spare keyboard.

37:50Boosh! On that one as well. I'm almost positive unless I'm misremembering. I'm pretty sure. Isn't that the one where you ended up with the world's smallest keyboard at the end? Oh yeah! you're like a keyboard that you use on the tv or something weird is that a drunk minecraft episode yeah yeah i think so i think or it was over a couple episodes in that recording session i can't remember but even to this day i have that curse because uh like here where i'm at with tbd i've spilled on a keyboard there i've even outside of this on my laptop i've had a red bull can that somehow you know it's like you know people try with the bottle flip it's a three-quarter full can next to my keyboard i tap it like this i just brush my fingers across it does a perfect 180 like like open side down right onto my keyboard and i hear it go glug glug glug i've only ever done it to one keyboard i i've learned that i have a flight not a fight mechanic because every time i have problems with the keyboard it's the s key that breaks and it's because I'm running away so much.

38:56Backing up. Like if I played a horror game or something. I fucking slammed that run away button. I've only spilt on my keyboard once. I don't have you on that one, Mark. You can have the spilt record. Yeah, I appreciate that. I appreciate that. I don't do enough. What else would I have had? There had to have been a day, World of Warcraft, this is an obscure thing, but on a certain fight during Wrath of the Lich King for elemental shamans, I was number one on Professor Putricide. Actually, I was global number two, but that record had been set before me. So I was number two on the leaderboard there.

39:33So I had to been the best that day. I was the most damaged on Professor Putricide as an elemental shaman that day. And probably for a while, except that guy who did more than me the other time. But we don't talk about that guy. Is Professor Putricide the fight? That's the character that you were yeah that's the guy you're fighting yeah okay got it that was a tough one to do it a lot of mobility not good for caster years after diablo 2 had already been out i remember going back and playing diablo 1 with a friend and we had to get fresh memory cards to save the game on and uh there was a way you could do like a gold duplicating glitch and i'll bet you on that particular day we duped the most diablo 1 gold on playstation hell yeah we got enough to fully like fill up four characters inventories with gold because each gold pile took a thing oh that means like you take one little pile you add it dupe add like we just kept doing that until we had so much gold that the whole ground was covered and our inventories were full we probably have the record for most duped gold that not ever but in that one day probably and you guys i don't know if i have any gaming ones i'm not i'm not that good of a gamer that's so oddly specific you probably do i don't know i don't really know if i have any games that i was that into that there's such a specific thing about it possibly i have a pub g one that's i think that's the game i have the most hours into i have like 1200 hours or something in pub g there's pop it's very possible that i have the most cars parked on roofs of buildings in a pub g round because that was kind of a hobby i knew all the spots where you could get a nice get some air get a good car up on the roof situation that's maybe i don't know i just not i'm not very superlative at video games um it's funny because i get i get really mad and try hardy and sweaty but like i'm just not i've never achieved much you know i probably went the most editing in a 24-hour period i'm almost positive and i know there's a lot of editors that pull late nights but i probably two days in a row i had the record for a 24-hour period oh i did i had i had a couple more I thought of.

41:38That one may be true. I know one you definitely have, Mark. Yeah, what's that? Most fake blood inside your body in 24 hours. That is 100 % one that you have. Absolutely true. You are so right. I know for a fact. Oh my god, yeah. And boy was that pleasant sounding. And Wade, I did have one for you. Remember when we were on tour? We went to Fogo de Chau in San Diego. Mm-hmm. I think there's a not Halfway distant chance that you Ate the most meat of anyone in the world On that day really I think it's possible there was one Time when your plate was This fucking high It was literally like Like oh like stuff Would fall off of the pile if it Was too round or floppy And you ate you cleaned your Plate you did it the gristle And everything I don't know if I could do that anymore And you hit the cold buffet Hey, I remember you hitting the salad bar and getting some of the others.

42:38As a person who's consumed 26 slices of pizza in one sitting, I witnessed that, and it sticks with me, you know? There's a reason you're the king of meat. I think that people do, like, the hot dog eating contest and stuff. I'm like, man, I don't think I scratched the surface of that, but maybe they didn't do it that day. Those are, like, the small dogs, though. Like, it is a lot of food, but it's a lot of air volume with the bread, and, like, I don't know. Hot dogs are not as dense either, right? they're kind of like whipped meat sludge that congeals into wieners. I know one that, Wade, you might also have, but I know I probably have.

43:13I was probably the loudest one day out there. I was probably the loudest, I want to say. So, Wade, I'm sure that you had a day where you were the loudest. Bob, you're not typically a screaming kind of guy. No, I've been loud, but I would be surprised if I snagged that one. I'd have to be pretty lucky but yeah you guys both could be up for that Can you imagine if we like There being an afterlife and you go and there's like a podium where they're like Alright let's go through your life achievements And they're like oh Wade you did stub your toes the most that day Whoever's behind me like you looked at the most porn that given day No I didn't All the weird achievements being given out is like you're going in Imagine getting to the afterlife and then Realizing that you in fact get to join the wall of shit It's just the wall where they hang the picture of everyone who's taking the biggest shit on any given day You one day you won That would be quite quite the thing I mean there'd be millions and millions of people on the wall As not a larger guy I probably wouldn't have taken it but maybe you know Yeah maybe there's a weird shit day who knows There's been a couple over the years where it's like that is impressive So maybe I did I don't know

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