City Slip Up at Spurs (Again)

25:18Right now I'm leaning Liverpool with one huge caveat. That caveat being Florian Virts continues to be as good as we've seen him over recent weeks. If he's anything like early season Florian Virts, Liverpool miss out. If Florian Virts continues to be as good as we've seen him over 2026, I think Liverpool will sneak in. The only downside to that is we will not hear the end of it from Jan Fjord. No, we won't. He will be incessant. That's the downside. The biggest I told you so is. But Florian Virch has made Liverpool tick over recent weeks. He continues that. I think Liverpool is sneaking in fifth.

25:57I think Jürgen Klinsmann will also get on our case. Has Shaka actually answered the question there, Alexis? He did. Has he answered the question there, Shaka? No, I said Liverpool will get to the top five as long as Florian Vuce continues being as good as he is. So Chelsea missed out for you? Chelsea missed out. There we go. Stevie? I'm going with Chelsea as well. Okay. Yeah, I think mind you, the fact that they've got one game a week is absolutely huge. So I think they'll make it. And, you know, right now it's tough to choose between Liverpool and Chelsea. Are you going with your heart? But I'm going to go with Eketiki and the resurgence of Vuce.

26:38and think that Liverpool can't defend as badly as they have done all season for the rest of the season. So I'm afraid I think Chelsea miss out. Things are looking up. Canate scored. Big man. Well done. The big man. Well done. All right. Well, there's plenty more talk about the Premier League's weekend results on the next edition of the Gab and Jewels show. A fresh episode drops on Monday.

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29:01Just eight minutes in, there was bad news for Real Madrid as Jude Bellingham pulled up with what looked like a hamstring injury. He had to be replaced. Then Vinny Jr. gave Real Madrid the lead, but Jorge de Frutos managed to equalize for Rayo Vallecano, but then Rayo went down to 10 men as Cis was sent off. Kylian Mbappe got a penalty and managed to convert it 10 minutes into injury time as Rayo ended up this game with just nine men. Let's hear from Arbeloa after the game, voiced by Stevie Nichols. It was a victory that the players put a lot of energy and heart into. It was a victory that obviously required the help of the fans.

29:45And without that support, it surely wouldn't have happened.

29:51As I've been saying here for many days, we have many things to work on. It's time to work, to improve. With these next few weeks, where we won't have a midweek match, we'll try to get the team working and moving in the direction we want. All right, well, here's a look at the top half of the La Liga standings. As I say, Real Madrid keep pace with their rivals, Barcelona, as they're just one point behind the Catalan club. Let's welcome in our Sid Lowe, who, as usual, was present at this game. Sid, a lot to talk about in this game. Real Madrid got the job done, the three points, pero sufriendo, as we hear so much in Spain.

30:32So what's going to be the reaction to this performance? I think the reaction to the performance was that they got away with it, that this was a really, really poor performance from Real Madrid, in my opinion. I thought they went for a spell in the second half where Rayo Valle kind of with a better side. It was very interesting seeing Rayo kind of shift through phases, a phase in the first half where they were hoping to sit deep, rob the ball and run. And in the second half, they started to use the ball. And Madrid really and truly couldn't get to that ball very often. They had a couple of chances, Madrid, as you say, that opportunity for Mbappé.

31:02I think, by the way, the answer to Shaq's question about what's the goalkeeper doing, I think there's a moment in which he realises, hang on, if I commit a foul here, I'm off. And he just gets out the way. I don't want anything to do with this. I am keeping well out of here. I'm not running the risk of him diving over me and getting me a red card or him bumping into me and getting a red card. And then, of course, once they went down to 10 men, it was much, much harder for Ryan. And Madrid, I felt, were slightly chaotic when they chased the game. But as Alvaro Abloa says, at least he'll feel that there was a degree of heart and a degree of soul and a degree of attitude about them.

31:34But really and truly, it wasn't a good performance. And the reaction in Spain has been, and I'm pretty sure will be, over the next 12 or 24 hours, that this is a Real Madrid team that still needs a huge amount of work doing to it. Xhaka, when Sid said that the feeling is that Real Madrid got away with this, you nodded very much in agreement. Absolutely. And I think the entire Bernabeu feels exactly the same. I think the players would probably feel exactly the same. Because to Sid's point, while Real Madrid were better in the first half, in the second half, Valle Canna were the better of the two teams.

32:05Real could not get anything going. And to Abelhoa's post-game press conference, where he's talking about the importance of the fans. They were whistling almost from the first whistle. They were whistling from the first whistle pretty much to the last. In the second half, it was well justified because Real couldn't get going. They were the second-best team by a long way. And in the end, and I'll be honest, even at 1-1, and Vallecano had the better of the second half, but they're down to 10 men, and then all of a sudden you see nine minutes go up. on the board extra time and you just get the feeling i'm not quite sure where the nine minutes came from other than the sending off to cease you just got the feeling that yeah this real magenta somehow going to snatch this at the very last minute and it's going to feel a whole lot different than it is but given how the fans have kind of shifted their i want to say negative focus to the team, poor Xavi Alonso, this performance, even though the result may feel differently, I don't think this performance changes the fans' minds in that regard.

33:15Yes, just to pick up on what Xhaka is saying about the fans, because Arbeloa spoke about them after in the press conference, and he sounded very complimentary of them. But as Xhaka said, they were whistling Vinny Jr. from the start. They were whistling during the game as well. You can tell that they're not 100 % happy with what they're still seeing from the club. What did you make of them? Yeah, as you say, not 100%. I think that percentage is way, way under 100. It really is. And it was interesting, actually, our postgame, because I think his message was he was trying to say the right things, but so little of what he said really convinced.

33:48And he talked about how, had it not been for the fans, we wouldn't have found a way back into this. And, you know, kind of expressing that idea that we've seen so many times in the Champions League, you know, those big comebacks from Real Madrid, there's a moment in which the whole kind of place comes alight and there's this roar that carries Real Madrid forward. And while it is true that, of course, there was a determination from the fans from Madrid to keep going in those last seven or eight minutes, but it really wasn't the case of them being carried along by the fans. I completely agree with Xhaka.

34:13But the immense majority of the game, there was frustration showed rather than support. And yes, there was a little bit of, come on, come on, let's go and do this in those last ten minutes. It really wasn't particularly convincing. And I thought actually that in the end, the way that Real Madrid won it, and I should point this out, by the way, when the board went up with nine minutes on it I was at the Bernabeu sitting with Alex Kirkland and the two of us kind of looked at each other and we said so how do you think they're going to get the winning goal? And we decided it was either going to be a Gonzalo Garcia header or a Kylian Mbappé penalty and it turned out to be the latter of the two options.

34:43Oh man, I'm going to start asking you for lots of numbers too. Stevie? You know, Abel Loa is just coming out and trying to see the right thing. Forget actually what happened. I need to make sure that I'm showing that the players played with heart because last week they didn't have any. And of course, as Sid said again, we couldn't have done it without the fans. Give me a break. I mean, the best thing that can happen for them, as he said, is to have a couple of weeks because the more games they have now, it's just another opportunity for the fans to turn up and get on the back. So the fact that they've got a couple of weeks that will be calm is going to be fantastic.

35:23And hopefully in that couple of weeks, or below will figure out how to get some sort of system going because it's just chaos. You know, a couple of weeks ago it was Val Verde at right back. Today it's Camavinga at left back. Bellingham's out now. You know, Master Twana all of a sudden gets a game but then he's in love and you change it. Are they good? I mean, it's just, you're just not sure what's going to happen anymore. So, yeah, the best thing for them is no games for a couple of weeks or certainly no midweek games, so he can just take the air out of the ball and just breathe. Yes, as Stevie said, Arbeloa with a couple of things to ponder now.

36:04And one of those things is how they managed to cope without Jude Bellingham because he did pull up with what looked like a hamstring injury. But what's the latest on his injury? Well, Arbeloa said after the game that they didn't yet know the extent of that injury. I think as you both rightly said there in the studio, When a player pulls up like that, it's a hamstring tear. So if you take from that the basis that even if it's only a one or one and a half centimetre tear, we're talking about at least three, maybe four weeks out. So the likelihood these won't be there. And it's very interesting what you say, Alexis, about the idea of what do they do without Duke Bellingham.

36:40And I think there is a broader question, which is just what do they do? Full stop. So you've got this two weeks now in which Arbalo has to work on the team. I think we all know that he's had 18, 19 days where essentially what he's been trying to do has been focusing, if you like, on the happiness of the player. If you like, the kind of the environment around the team, the group dynamics. But now he's got two weeks to do actual work and the actual work on the team structure. So in terms of things like the fitness levels, which the club had been briefing against Xavi Alonso, it must be said, that the team wasn't physically fit.

37:10But there also needs to be some sort of structure put in place. And there was something that Arbeloa said today. Now, I don't know if this will get picked up on in the next few days. I certainly hope so, but I thought it was really, really significant. He was asked about putting Gonzalo García on the pitch and putting him on the right wing. And his answer, and I don't have the exact text in front of me now, but his answer was essentially to say, well, yeah, he's better through the middle. We want him in the area. And that didn't happen. And we need to think about where the players are best. And we talked about it in the dressing room afterwards, that people weren't in the right place.

37:40So you're in this situation. Now, I know it's a crazy situation where you're chasing the victory and you end up effectively with five men up front. But when you've got five men up front, why Gonzalo García, who's a number nine, is out on the right wing? Why you've got people like Rodrigo and Brahim sort of playing in slightly deeper positions? Because there isn't really a sense of a structure. So these two weeks that they've got to work on, I think emotionally, as Stevie was rightly pointing out, I think will be significant because they can work away from the pressure of having a test every three days, having the fans on their back.

38:10They can just get on with the work and they can do that work with a degree of continuity because they're not playing. You know, they've got six days before every game. The other thing I think is they can have some time to think about an actual structure. Now, here's the question, as you say, what they do about Bellingham. Well, if they come up with a structure without Bellingham, then when he comes back, what do they do again? Because they're confronted by the same situation again. And bear in mind that when Bellingham went off today, they made a change which also involved a change of structure.

38:38it wasn't just right Bellingham's injured someone replaces Bellingham it was a replacement for Bellingham Brahim coming on then it was Vinicius who'd been playing on the left going up front with Mbappe and then post game Arbeloa said well Vinicius is much better on the left when he's running at people which is where he'd returned to in the second half and so you've got to find some sort of structure within which all these players can fit and to your question what do you do with Bellingham right now you don't do anything but in four weeks time you've got that question to answer. All right, Sid Loa, thank you very much.

39:07We'll let you enjoy your fancy laugh there. And as you heard from Sid Arbeloa with a couple of questions that he will need to answer, but he has a week before he has to go back out on the pitch with his players on Sunday. Valencia will be hosting Real Madrid that game on ESPN plus at 2 30 PM Eastern time. I like things my way, my coffee, my schedule and my treatment. So I talked to my doctor about self-injecting with the Vivgard Hytrulo Pre-Filled Syringe, which contains F-Gartigamide Alpha and Hyaluronidase QVFC. It's injected under your skin, subcutaneously. It means I can inject in my space, on my time.

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41:51I'm still shaking my head. You know what I mean? Would you do it again? I bloody will do it again. Actually, I think if I had been a bit more mobile, I might have done a knee slide. You know what I mean? But I don't know. See, that would have only got me a yellow as well. So I might as well run the whole hob. Aw, Moyse, never change, never change. Gotta love a Scotsword. And I agree. Nobody wants to see a manager get yellow. No, I mean... They're celebrating. Officials... Officials are strange people anyway. Because who'd want to be one? And the fact that they give him a yellow card for that tells you that they have no feeling for the game.

42:34I'll tell you what, what a leap though. Let's be fair. You were proud. I'd probably need a trampoline to get that out. Can you jump that high though, Stevie? If you give it a go, look at that. Look at that. Go on, get it. Go on, Stevie. Give us a new slide. Go on, Stevie. Give us a joke. I can jump. Give us a joke. I'm going to hit my head on the ceiling up there. Oh. Hey! That was without a trampoline. That was well done. I'll tell you what. That was well done. I'm scared of heights as well. Are you a bit winded now? I got a bit fluttery there. He's a bit winded now. Don, don't you agree with us?

43:09Come on. Don't give him a yellow for that. Oh, it's terrible. I mean, if David Moyes is getting a yellow card there for that sort of little jump that he'd done, I mean, the knees need some oiling. Let's put it that way. If he's getting a yellow card for that, Arteta should have a 20-match ban how many times he steps out of his little zone. It's so sad. I mean, just, it's the last knockings of a game. It's like the famous Jose Mourinho celebration for Porto, I think it was at Old Trafford, where he went sprint. These are like iconic moments. It's like there's a fourth official really going to say to David Moyes, don't step out that zone.

43:44Otherwise, you'll get a yellow card. And do you know what? I loved the interview after the game. I hope he does do it again. I hope he does it every single time Everton score a last-minute winner or a last-minute equaliser. Just keep doing it because it's good for the game. Yeah, the opportunities will be slim, though, to be fair. I tell you what, those match officials would hate to see a Diego Simeone come in. Let me tell you, there would be a lot of cards there. All right, well, plenty more football content coming your way on ESPN FC. Remember, we are here seven days awake, and maybe if you tune in, you'll get to see Stevie jump a bit more.

44:20All right, that's it for this highlight-driven show, but there's one more highlight coming your way, and it's called Extra Time. We'll see you there.

44:38Welcome into Extra Time. I'm Alexis Noudis here hanging out with Stevie, Shaq and Don Hutchison. Stevie's throwing his trash my way. But it's all right, no problem. You started tidying up, so I thought I helped you. I was tidying up. I was trying to help you. Look at that. Do you see the treatments I get? Dan would never get this treatment. You're trying to help, Shaq, yeah. Right. You're trying to help by chucking it my way. You get it flung back in your face. I was lovingly putting it away, Stevie. All right, let's get to the first question, which Shaq is about, or Stevie. Stevie, how heavy a blow is this draw for Manchester City in the title race?

45:09What did you say? 89 %? 89-11. For percentages wise. Yeah, I just... I think we all kind of figured that City weren't really going to be pushing Arsenal as hard as the neutrals would like. And I guess this result, it confirms that they're not good enough to push Arsenal to the end of the season. Because it kind of looks to me and smells as though it could be done. The other truth is, when your goalkeeper is your mind, you match nearly every week. And let's be honest, Gunnarumma has been City's best player for a long time. Not just today, but over the course of certainly the last few weeks. That just says to me that, yeah, you're not going to win the title.

45:56All right, we'll leave it at that. Next question, to the boys. How does VAR only check the possible offside and not the foul? Surely they're advised to check the whole passage of play before passing their decision to the referee, right? Well, I think we talked about that on the show, and the Match Center has said that they did check for that foul on Mark Gay from Dominic Solanke, but eventually awarded it as a goal to Dominic Solanke. But, Don, the people are not having that.

46:27And nor should they. I think it's probably got to a point now where, and it might sound a little bit crazy, they might need another body in there because it's like they're getting so bogged down trying to find or trying to look at the first one, which was the offside, which is right to look at. Of course, that takes President if he was offside. But once that's cleared, then surely when Tottenham score a goal and it's not a play in the game card, but it's one of them when the goal goes in, you know it's gone in a little bit scruffy and a little bit awkward. So your eyes would be drawn to how Solanke finished that one.

47:00and then you look at it and you might need one or two angles, certainly by the time the third and fourth come in and you're sitting there, you have to spot that Solanke's kicked the back of Gerhie's calf. You have to. How do you give them an out? How do you make an excuse? Some situations are difficult and some calls are subjective, but when you look at that one, there's only one outcome, it's a foul. Can I just... I slightly disagree with Donny. In that, I don't think they need another body. No, they don't. To add somebody else in there, another layer, we were watching the game, and you could tell after five seconds that that's a fault, right?

47:42But so often, and not just this incident, but time and time again, they show up on goal for five minutes while those watching the game and watching the replays that the TV, television, studios offer us can see it after one goal. but they have to look at it 64 times. We don't need another person there to make it 68. We really don't. Well, let's be honest. Shaq, can I just say... If the panel... Can I just say, instead of having a body in there... Go on, Stevie, sorry. So if it's called a panel, that means it's more than one person, right? Yeah, there's more than one person. Let's say there's two.

48:21Let's say there's two. So there's actually two guys in the VAR, and you've got two on the panel, and the four of them said it was all right. So having another body in there wouldn't make any difference. Can I just say, don't have another ref body in there, have a football body in there. It needs someone that's played the game. Not for the laws of the game, not for the rules, but a football person that's been in that situation before who can spot it. I was like, Don is trying to get another job. Don's trying to get another job. Don, there's only so many games. Is your contact up? That's what I did.

48:57That's what I heard there. Listen, Dans is trying to secure his children for life, right? No, I'm not. Next question. Does Dominic Solanke have money in the bank to win king of the pitch? I'm assuming there's a little scorpion goal today. No, no, no. Who's our king of the pitch still? Oh, Dembele. I think the last time I did it, we gave it to Vandervan, didn't we? For his amazing run. That was ages ago. Eons ago. I haven't done a king of the pitch in a while. I was thinking the last time I did it, it was Van Der Ven. And we booted off my boy Rahul, the goalkeeper, Shaka. That's how long you said you've been here?

49:33So now it's Dembele. Where are you swanning off doing? I've been swanning off doing Football America's Shaka. You should be in the booth. You should be in the VR booth. Swanning off doing Football America. Anyway, never mind your gallivanting. Solanke, if he is put up against the reigning champion and Usman Dembele right now, he won't win. I can say right now. I need to see this Dembele vote. No? It's a fluke. Yes, TV hates them. TV hates flukes. TV hates them. I don't hate them. He's not going to win. You can't turn a fluke into something else and make it, what is it, king of the what? King of the pitch.

50:14That's TV just forgetting our segment, no problem. How is there not a goal mentioned in that? King of the pitch could mean anything. If somebody said to you, what's the king of the pitch? You'd be like, well, you wouldn't know it's a goal. What would you name it then? You wouldn't know it was a goal. What would you name it? King of the goals. Then you know exactly what it is. All right, petition to rebrand. We're going to have to take it up with our bosses and our producers. Sounds like Stevie's looking for another job. Sounds like Stevie's up for a new job. Well, if somebody says, what is king of the goals?

50:47There's no confusion. King of the goals. King of the pitch is like, well, what does that mean? The best pitch? No. Come on, Mike. Change your mic. Come on. Producer Mike, Steve. Taking the gold. The elder has spoken. We must listen. Yeah, yeah. Producer Mike says they're going to take another. Hey, less to the elder, by the way. What? Less to the elder. Exactly. To the elder at the moment. They're going to pick the rules just fine, producer Mike. But Stevie has a point. It could mean anything. Stevie does not have a point. It could mean a great defender that does a brilliant clearance off the line.

51:23That's like saying... The man of the match? That's like saying... King of the goals, who has the best goalpost? That's where we're going to go next. King of the goals. It's fine as is. I like King of the goals. Or goal king. Goal king. Right? What if it's a... What if it's a... If it's a female? Quite complicated. What if it's a female? We should be adding girls on there. So then we can't have goal king. Goal king slash queen. Monarchy of goals. There you go.

52:00That means a king or a queen. How about goal goat? Goal goat? Goal goat. Goal person. See, you said goal person. Goal person. You can't just go person. Of course you can. How about just goal of the week? Oh, no, because it's not just the week, though. All right, we're going to continue talking about this off-camera. But let's move on. Stevie, do you still not rate Lissandro Martinez? If so, why? And thoughts on Martinez and Maguire's centre-back pairing? Well, no, because he's too rash. He plays with passion. Like the good old days. I cannot deny that. He plays with passion, absolutely. But there's always a mistake.

52:44But unfortunately, that passion sometimes puts him in positions and makes him make challenges when he shouldn't. and then and then more to the point staying on your feet and not over committing that would be the best way to describe he over commits and of course the classic when you're five foot nine and you're playing against the center forward who's six foot four guess what you're at a big disadvantage so I like LeSantre Martin me too I like it for Manchester United let me never put that let me say that yeah to Stevie's point I don't think he will ever be you know considered one of the best to in his position but in a team that lacks leadership and to use your word alexis passion i think lisandra martinez brings out and that's what united need here and i i like that here here here here i agree all right what you didn't answer about what you feel about his pairing with um his sense about pairing with harry mcguire not a fan it's It's working.

53:43It's working. Again, look, I said it on the show, right? If Manchester United are playing against Man City and Arsenal and they're keeping it tight and they're defending deep, then the two of them are great. Because they both want to win balls, they both can win balls, they both love a challenge, and there's not a lot of space around them. But when a game opens up, neither the two of them has outstanding pace and so anything in behind them they're at the game so as a partnership I kind of like a I like a mix you know somebody with the brains and somebody else with it with the physicality and the pace all right that's what I prefer we'll leave that one next question Eketike looks like the real deal and ticks every box.

54:40Should Liverpool minimise their losses and sell Alexander Isak in the summer and invest that money to buy a backup to Eketike and fill some other positions? Don, you're not having that. Wow, I mean, you have to feel sorry for Isak. I mean, he's sitting there with a fractured foot. I mean, it'd be very harsh. I did say when they signed them both though, I would have pulled out the Isak deal and put all my money and broke a British transfer record for Julian Alvarez. I think an Alvarez and an Eketike with Verts would be phenomenal. Because I go back to it, would you sign two Harry Canes? Would you sign two Ollenhaalens?

55:18So for Liverpool it might be a problem unless the system changes. but I think the question is very harsh when you're sitting there and you've seen him play like three or four games and now he's got a fractured foot. It's too early. Zach? Who's going to buy his Zach in the summer? For more than what Liverpool paid for him. I'm not sure there's a market for him so Slott has just got to find a way to accommodate the two and to be honest I thought Eketike started the season the better of the two but somehow he kept finding himself on the bench. I didn't understand that. So credit to Eke Tike. Let's see what happens when Isaac is fully fit because Eke Tike is, along with Virg, Liverpool's best player so far this season.

56:04Stevie agrees. All right, final question. Is the use of VAR technology on spotting players that are half an inch offside sucking the life out of football? No, it's fine. No. Come on. Be offside, be offside. Get it done quickly. and your semi-automatic VR does that. Move on. If he's offside, he's offside. Half an inch. Do you know the one... You're the one... The one... Four an inch. There's a load of... Half an inch, though. I feel like half an inch is pardonable. He's offside. There's a load of quotes, right? Yeah. That are used for VAR and all kinds of others and anything to do with VAR. And they're just cliches that people throw out.

56:44It's like the one that annoys me the most. Mm. Well, nobody celebrates when they score anymore because they've got to wait for it. What's a lot of garbage? You get two celebrations. As soon as the ball hits the net, everybody goes like that. Yes! But the second one is never as passionate as the first. Yes, it is. And organic, as Gav Markazi says. It's never as organic as the first. Not only does the team that scored get an opportunity to celebrate, sometimes the opposition who've lost a goal, they get to celebrate when it's cancelled. So the celebration's going all over the job. You've got a guy who scored celebrating, then it goes to VAR, then it's disallowed, and then the home fans get to celebrate.

57:26So you love that. So how does VAR stop people celebrating? Don't get it.

57:35I mean, Stevie makes a valid point, but the game was in a better place, I think, 10 years ago. Game's gone. When we just accept the referee's decisions. I don't know. I think it just should be simplified. It should be mistaken identity. Offsides are offsides. They're factual. Just try and limit how much VAR gets involved in the game. To be fair, to Don's point, listen, the game has also moved on. It's a whole lot quicker than it once was. And referee mistakes have a far bigger impact now. Now, you could say, oh, it was better, you know, 10 years ago and everybody said, oh, it's fine. Nobody's complaining then.

58:15but let's assume you miss out on Champions League football for that offside, for a missed offside and all of a sudden your club is... Well, that happened last year, Shaq. Was that? That happened last year, I think. Was it not Villa? Was it not Villa in Old Trafford? When Villa had a really bad decision against them? So it's still happening. I don't know. Which costs... Yeah, but you're minimising it. Yeah, but you're minimising that. But to my point, and all of a sudden... Minimise. Minimise, what did I say? No, you said minimise. It's minimizing. It's minimalized. I said minimalize. But you're saying wrong.

58:49It's minimalizing. And I said minimize. There's no minimalizing. There is minimalizing. Hold on, get my dictionary here. There's minimal, which goes to minimalize. There's minimum, which goes to minimize. And what we meant was minimize. How we end up here? How this is a talking point? All right. We're gonna leave it at that and we're gonna go look at the grammar books. No we're not. We don't need to know. It's two words. You can use them both. Oh for the same thing? Yeah that's how English works. I don't know English is the hardest language which is why we're here failing at it. Alright but we talk a lot more English over on ESPN FC.

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