Toothless Three Lions

22:04Gab Marcotti:Jordan. We've never said that. We've never sat here and gone, oh, well, he only scores against Jordan, but when he comes up against France or England, he never scores. We've never said that. You know why? Because he's never been in that situation. Ronaldo is in that situation. Has been in that situation. So you give him no credit for today whatsoever? That's not what I'm saying. Well, I feel like it's just been negative. There has been nothing positive. What I'm saying... You have not said one positive word about Ronaldo so far. What I'm saying is, is that it's all very well when you get three, four and five chances in a game and you take two.

22:41Gab Marcotti:But when you play in a big game and you get one opportunity, you need to be at your best. You need to be ready for it. Can you say anything positive? I'm not so sure that he's going to be able to take it. About today's performance from Ronaldo. Yeah, I thought he took both goals. I mean, it was great. He took them really well. There you are. That's nice, isn't it? Yeah. Say something positive. Well, I did. Well, I took your time. I'm looking at the whole picture here. If we just want to analyse this game against Uzbekistan, then obviously you're going to say, well, he took his goals well, blah, blah, blah.

23:16Gab Marcotti:But we have to look at the big picture. The big picture is, unfortunately for him, he's not going to be playing against Uzbekistan for the rest of this World Cup. So for the next game against Colombia, which is a must-win game if they're going to top the group, you don't play Ronaldo?

23:34Gab Marcotti:I honestly don't think he should be starting for Portugal. But there is absolutely no question he's going to start. But you wouldn't start him? I wouldn't have started him. At the start of this tournament, I would have had him coming off the bench. And because he scores two goals, all of a sudden, he's now the Ronaldo of five, six years ago. If that's what you want to talk about, then I disagree with you. But in isolation, he played well today. Ali, your thoughts. Yeah. So Roberto Martinez has put himself in a corner where now there is no choice to be made other than he has to play Cristiano Ronaldo.

24:17There was a choice to be made at the beginning of the tournament. He did not make that choice. The team struggled in that first game. It was going to be a big decision for him to bench Ronaldo. He was never going to do it. And when Stevie and I were talking post-match in the DR Congo conversation, we mentioned that, look, he probably should have been taken off the field, wasn't taken off the field. And then as we projected forward, the more likely scenario was that he was going to get chances to score against Uzbekistan. And I quote, we said he's going to score a couple of goals. and now we're here and where the monster of Cristiano Ronaldo and everything that Cristiano Ronaldo means and signifies in the game has put Roberto Martinez in a position in which there is no other decision to be made other than starting Cristiano Ronaldo.

25:12Now, there is no discussion to be had and you have allowed this to happen and to Stevie's points now, Now, the picture or the whole picture of potential success in this tournament for Portugal goes through Cristiano Ronaldo. There is no other choice. There's no other decision. We cannot take a right. We cannot take a left. We got to go through Cristiano Ronaldo. And that now has become the topic of conversation about Portugal because they're going to have to build everything around him. and they're going to have to create chances for him. And in order to do that, you have to commit Nuno Mendes down the left-hand side.

25:54You have to commit Joao Concello down the right-hand side. You have to, your two wingers also committed to serving the ball to him. To Stevie's point, as we get further into this competition and you're having to commit these numbers forward because you want to service and provide service for Cristiano Ronaldo and he cannot create for himself, then think about other teams, high-quality, elite-level teams, attacking those spaces that you're leaving open. You're sacrificing a lot with having Ronaldo on the field, but now any other option is now off the table, and Roberto Martinez is riding with Cristiano Ronaldo.

26:35Obviously, this is his ride-or-die situation. He's going to go with Ronaldo, whatever happens.

26:42Gab Marcotti:I'm going big-time on charts tonight. Did you see the chart that came up before? Yes, I did, yes. Goals, two. Big chances, five. Right. Two and five, that's not Ronaldo. Right. Two and five is not Ronaldo. Having said all of this, where do we stand on Portugal as a whole? Well, again, the conversation goes through Cristiano. Right. And so, look, I think Portugal is a really good team that has a lot of talented players and is going to go very far in this competition. Today, Cristiano Ronaldo was the story. But to me, the bigger story is not so much that he scored the goals as much as it was how effective Bruno Fernandes was as compared to the DR Congo game.

27:31He becomes critical to them if Ronaldo is going to be your guy. Because he is a history-making player with assists in the Premier League, right? From this past season. He needs to provide service to Cristiano Ronaldo. And he has to be the link between the transition of this thing going forward, playing the balls out wide, or playing through passes that eliminates lines of defending. He has to be at his best if, indeed, Portugal is going to achieve things that I think they're capable of achieving. But now the conversation has taken a whole life of its own because it's all about Cristiano Ronaldo and we forget about the totality of Portugal.

28:09I'm intrigued by the odds there. I don't think it's a match, but argument France and Spain are a better team. Argentina as well. I think if England played Portugal tomorrow, Portugal would win.

28:28Gab Marcotti:I think if both teams are flowing I think Portugal are the better side But England have got pace and strength That I think would upset Portugal's rhythm Teams are not going to stand off If you get in the face of Portugal if England get in the face of Portugal I think England's got more pace and more strength to outdo or nullify Portugal and then of course you turn over to Mr Harry Kane up front if Harry Kane was playing up front for Portugal Portugal might be the favourite but you would have England be in Portugal

29:09Gab Marcotti:with your money I would say just about yes what were you thinking Ali? I think I would take England. Really? Yeah. There is an athleticism to England in the midfield with a guy like Declan Rice that I think would upset the possession of Portugal. And you think about a Vitinha-Declan Rice sort of matchup. Vitinha is a guy that likes to set the tempo for Portugal. And you have a guy like Declan Rice that can just run you ragged. That can disturb, as he did in the Champions League final. as Arsenal did to PSG in the Champions League final, that they disrupted some of the things that PSG wanted to do through the midfield.

29:51I think they can do some of those same things in the midfield. They can affect Portugal's possession and the quality of possession, and therefore they're going to challenge Portugal in the attacking half, and they can challenge Portugal defensively, where I think if Nuno Mendes is pushed forward and Joao Cancelo is pushed forward, you can get in behind those spaces, and I think that's where England can be very strong. What, of course, could really affect the bracket going forward from this group is who finishes top. And at the moment, it is Colombia. We'll be discussing after the break, Colombia against DR Congo.

30:22That was our late game in the World Cup. And it's a game that sees Colombia now top of the table. We'll be reflecting on that and looking ahead to that final game against Portugal.

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32:30It was a frustrating night for the Colombia fans but in the end Daniel Munoz's late goal would be enough to see them get a 1-0 victory over DR Congo and what that means as they are through to the knockout stages they often puff their way through the first half frustrating DR Congo but in the end they got the breakthrough which gives them the three points and actually puts them top of the table in a winner-takes-all tie in the final round of matches where they take on Portugal. Before we look ahead to that game, overall, Ali, they deserve the victory, but boy, they really labored to it. The first 20, 25 minutes that Colombia played today were outstanding.

33:16Outstanding. Their ability to go and press the ball together, the two centre-backs pushing up high, so even when Dier Conga were trying to come out, They would go and anticipate, win the ball right back. They have possession of the ball. They're building momentum. They're creating chances. Here comes the goal. And it never really did come. And what happens is now these hydration breaks have become part of the story in this World Cup. And what was clear to me anyways was that the hydration break comes, and that momentum that Colombia had early on just kind of disappeared, just kind of diluted, just kind of, well, now they're creating chances, but not nearly with the same intensity of energy that they did earlier on in the match.

33:58And as the second half went on, all of that energy and intensity became stress for Colombia. And the fans in the stadium, you can sense that it's like, oh, no, oh, no. Could it be that we're not going to be able to score? And for all the saves that were made, for all the chances that were missed, the one chance that seemed to be like, ah, this is kind of a half chance kind of thing. the ball just kind of breaks out to Munoz and hits it not particularly well, it's going straight at the goalkeeper, takes a deflection 1-0, Colombia will take it because now they control everything in this group, and so I do think there are a lot of things that are positives about Colombia but they have to put games like this away Luis Diaz was active should have scored a couple goals, did not, goalkeeper came up with saves, you take the three points if you're Colombia.

34:51I just feel like if they're going to go further in this competition, they are very dependent on James Rodriguez giving them something special. Didn't do that in the first game. Less so in this game. It seems like the direction is going the wrong way. It doesn't feel as if he's providing those moments, so they become really heavily dependent on Luis Diaz. You know, for all they were dominating, creating chances,

35:25Gab Marcotti:they almost threw two points away because Vargas made a save in the 90th minute. And so when you're on top the way they are and you don't take the opportunities, that's what's going to hold you back. For all the good play they had, for all the opportunities, you actually weren't sure they were going to score. And the truth is, the guy that got the goal, Munoz, had the three best chances in the game. He had two in the first half. One he put wide, the other one he was offside, he scored. And of course he gets the deflection. But you can't rely on your... He's basically just... He's a workhorse, he's a good player, but he's a worker bee.

36:04Gab Marcotti:That's what he is. And you can't be relying on him to win your games. So if you take Luis away, I don't know where the goals are coming from other than Munoz. What a useful graphic. Right then. Colombia-Portugal. Yeah. And it's something that I think we have talked about in the past, but it's worth repeating. The Colombian fans, they'll take over a stadium. They will, as they have in the first couple of games for Colombia. And they will do the same thing in Miami. And the weather in Miami is with Colombia. And the table is with Colombia. A draw or will it be enough to see them top? They would be first in the group if there is a draw.

36:51And so it really is on Portugal to be able to bring a different level of play. I think the best of Portugal is better than Colombia. But have we seen the best of Portugal just yet? And that includes today's performance against Uzbekistan. I don't believe that they would leave the same spaces available to Luis Diaz as they did to whoever was playing up top for Uzbekistan. They're not concerned about the attack of Uzbekistan. They have to be concerned about Luiz Diaz because he is an elite player and a world-class player. I can see a scenario where Colombia pulled this off. And so Portugal will look back at drawing against DR Congo as something that puts them down a path in which they're second in the group and who knows where that takes them.

37:39It really, I think it's in the hands of Colombia and Portugal is going to have to go and get it from them in Miami in front of all those Colombian fans. They are going to outnumber the Portuguese fans. It's going to be all Colombia all the time. It's really dependent upon Portugal whether they can withstand that pressure and go get the game. Do you think they will, Stevie?

38:00Gab Marcotti:I'm going to sit on the fence. You think it's a draw? A draw is good enough, obviously, for Colombia. Yeah, because this is the first real test for Portugal big time. Right. This will be a real game. and as Ali already stated I'm looking to see what happens with Canceler and Mendes going forward and the holes they leave because Colombia get at you quick so yeah this is a real test for Portugal so right now can't separate them Let's remind you then how the group stands after the second round of matches today Colombia 100 % two wins out of two Portugal how much will they rue that draw against Congo DR who could advance themselves with a victory against Uzbekistan.

38:47Balion has been the star of the show for the US, hasn't he, in those opening two matches. He's caught the eyes of some big teams in Europe. Stay with us.

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40:53My first World Cup, you know, I'm enjoying it. I'm enjoying the states. I'm enjoying the pressure. I want to continue to school goals. any goal in the World Cup is something that's going to be cherished forever. I think there's definitely belief. When you have that sort of mentality, I feel like you're always going to give yourself the best chance. For me to go out there in the first game, you know, and score two goals and win, you know, for me, it's beyond explainable how special and unique, you know, my story is to be in here. Balogun, absolutely loving life and interesting some rumours that have materialised over the last 24 hours about his future.

41:28Florian Balogun expected to leave Monaco this summer. Contract till 2028 but no talks over New Deal and Stryker favors a move. Interest from the Premier League and Europe building amid the World Cup form. Anticipated Monaco will seek 50 million euros to sell. 50 million. Why did you make that noise, Ali? I think, well, it's not my money. So if somebody is willing to pay it, then so be it. If that's the market, then so be it. I think teams have to be very careful that you don't fall in the trap of thinking what we have seen against Paraguay and Australia now sets the market for Balogun. But all you need is two teams to say, that's what we're willing to pay.

42:15And now you have a bidding war and Balogun benefits from it. I don't think that's quite the value, but that's not for me to set. The market will set that. I've got to put my old scouting head on. Stevie was a scout, of course, when he was the coach of the Revs. Dib, dib. The scouts is an organization.

42:35Gab Marcotti:In the UK. Anyway, don't worry. So, yeah, if you're just going to go off two performances against Paraguay and Australia Yes And going to throw out 50 mil, then you're not going to be in a job for long You know, so the things he's done in this World Cup, he's really shown well He's scored some great goals, and that's things that you can't take away but it really matters how he performs against better sides and he doesn't have to be scoring loads of goals it's just does he get himself in a position does he do anything else other than score goals does he bring the whole team into play, is he the first line of defence so there's a whole load of things that you're looking at from Balogun and I think it's dead easy to get carried away and look at the goals he scored but the important thing is yes it's against Paraguay in Australia.

43:30Gab Marcotti:It's not against France and Spain, but that is why the eyes are on him, because when somebody does something like that, then all of a sudden you, as a scout, have to keep your eye on somebody who looks as though maybe this is the start of something else. I mean, he did well in Champions League. He did well this past season with Monaco. He's been scoring goals. There was, at one point, a conversation in this studio about who's going to be the number nine. Josh Sargent. Is this guy going to be that? Is that guy going to be Ricardo Pepi? More than one conversation. Imagine Ali on fucking Americans.

44:05Well, yes. A lot of Puerto Americas were based on that conversation. And let me just say that Balogun took care of that conversation because of the quality of his performances and the consistency of his performances, where there were no questions coming into the World Cup that he would be the starter. And his performances during the World Cup have continued to create that separation. It's just now people get excited as anybody would. World Cup fever, I guess. And now we just start throwing money around. It's a great place to be if you're Balogun. I can't really associate him too much with La Liga, but Premier League maybe because of the physical nature of the league.

44:49Is he a Premier League quality player? When Ricardo Pepe is going for 40 million to full and you kind of go, wait. Yeah. But this guy's a starter, and we consider him to be better than Pepe, so it's not a major leap to go from 40 to 50. Again, money is silly nowadays, and 40 million and 50 million are thrown around like it's nothing. I don't see it, right? But it doesn't mean that somebody else is not going to think, that's our guy. And the more he continues to play well in the World Cup, the more that stock that we're talking about is going to continue to rise, and people are going to compete.

45:29And when you have teams competing, then that's when that number goes nuts. And it's now a situation in which he's going to go away. If he doesn't want to stay, he's not going to be in Monaco any longer. Do you see it?

45:41Gab Marcotti:Not yet. but he would not be the first player to all of a sudden hit a streak and then all of a sudden the difference between stepping on a field hoping you're going to score as a forward and knowing you're going to score is what separates guys at the top in the Premier League. And when you continue to score, the more you score, the more you become that guy that every time you step on the field you're going to score. And so he could turn into that guy. He's shown that he has the ability when he's in certain positions that he can score the easy goal and he's shown us that he can score a spectacular goal.

46:22Gab Marcotti:So now can he take the next step? That's the tough question. He's in action on Thursday as the US play their final group game. They'll be looking ahead to that match on the next edition of ESPN FC. Just a reminder, early start, 9am Eastern here on ESPN2.

46:41Wednesday then sees the first final round of matches and we've got one two three four six games in total as we will see three groups are confirmed where should we start well let's talk about Mexico shall we against Czech here Mexico are good obviously they are through but will Ochoa play in his record-breaking sixth World Cup this is what Aguirre had to say if the players said that about Memo they said it that he should play they mean it okay Being at five World Cups fills us with pride. He's here sharing advice and experience, but he's also competing. He's fit and he's doing well, just like Tala and Carlos.

47:21Whoever plays, I'm sure they'll support each other. He's going to play in the alley. Javier Aguirre usually makes decisions that are not necessarily the most popular. But he knows full well that his group of players are rallying around this whole idea of Memo Ochoa playing in his final World Cup. It would be the fourth World Cup that he actually plays. It's actually the sixth World Cup that he's part of the squad. And if the players seem to find this as a bonding agent, if you will, then I think Javier Aguirre is going to think about long and hard the possibility of putting Memo Ochoa out on the field.

48:09Here's where I think Javier Aguirre is going to have a difficult time. Even at his best, whenever you think Memo Ochoa was at his best, In the prime of his career, prime Memo Ochoa, he struggled to come out for crosses and struggle with set pieces. It's not something that he does well with corner kicks or set pieces from wide areas. And what is the one thing that Chequia relies upon in order to score goals? Set pieces. It doesn't matter. Well, I know. Mexico have proved. They've qualified. I know, but my point here is Javier Aguirre, knowing full well that they are top of the table, that they will finish first in the group, and apparently it doesn't matter, it's going to be hard for him to just let go of that.

48:56So I anticipate that he will play. I'm not sure that he will start. He may be given the sort of lifetime achievement award kind of appearance. I don't know that he will start. He may very well start, but I'm not sure that Javier Aguirre is all that comfortable with just kind of like, all right, let's just have him out there because it's a nice story. I think in Javier Aguirre's mind, the fact that he's here, that he's part of the squad, is already a good story. I don't know that he wants to play a part in the whole, guys, this is amazing. Let's hold hands together and clap for Memo Joa. Stevie, I imagine you loved it as a coach, journalist going, your players think you should do this.

49:38Oh, yes. Whatever you like, lads. Yeah, we'll have a vote.

49:43Gab Marcotti:Yeah, aye. It really comes, for me, it comes down to if a chore plays or doesn't play, what's the effect on the morale? And if it's not affected, then you may as well play them. Because you don't want to take the chance that players are unhappy about the decision. And it doesn't matter. Because I'm pretty sure he's going to play players that he wouldn't normally play anyway. So why would you not play a chore? Now, if there was something on this game, however, that's a different ball game. This is a straightforward, no, you're not playing, he's playing. So, yeah, it depends on how it affects the rest of the squad, but the fact that he will play players that wouldn't normally play, it seems a bit of a no-brainer.

50:31Meanwhile, we've got to ask you about Scotland, Stevie. A win against Brazil, and they are definitely through. A draw, and they should be through. a loss we could be in the world of goal difference oh if scotland lose 1-0 to brazil they still have

50:46Gab Marcotti:a chance of going big chance definitely any more than that then i would probably think that they won't do that and losing 1-0 to brazil would be a good result right you know it's in miami six o 'clock kickoff the heat's gonna hit scotland way worse than brazil and the fact is that brazil in terms of talent are miles ahead of the Scotland team. I mean, we couldn't get a shot on goal the other night on target against Morocco. So it's going to be tough. But if they get... They're not going to win this game. I wouldn't put a penny of your money on Scotland winning this game. Thanks for that really hot take, Stevie.

51:25Gab Marcotti:However, they could do a Ghana. They could do what Ghana did today against England. Have they got the ability to do that? Yes, they've got the ability to... Didn't they try that against Morocco and it didn't work? Not particularly, no. I wouldn't say they went out to sit at the top of the box, but they're capable of doing that. They're also capable of getting beat, but as I said, if it's 1-0, I'll take it because it gives us a chance. I must say, Stevie, I'm listening to you and I was hoping that you would give me a sense of belief and confidence that this was going to happen. I'd love to say that.

52:01Gab Marcotti:I just can't bring myself to do it. because you've got to look at the facts and the facts are we're up against it right but obviously with eight teams going through there really is an opportunity for you to scrape through into the knockout state well you can put it that way you could also say if you don't you must be really bad alright okay well there are some really bad teams ever the optimist that is it thank you very much we'll be back do you think they'll do it by the way do you think it's Scotland yeah no see it's you sorry I really hope so. It'd be lovely for your boys to make it through.

52:36Wouldn't it be sweet? We'll be back tomorrow. Goodbye.

52:49Welcome in to Late Night Extra Time. One in the morning, local time as we're recording this. Stevie had some lovely fries at the caf. We watched you eat that.

52:58Gab Marcotti:It was good. Yeah, lovely. Ali can't eat late. No. Gives him nightmares. Yes, can't sleep. I thought that was cheese. No, no, can't sleep. I thought cheese gave you a little bit. Ali, in your prime, it's a good question. If Venezuela qualified for the World Cup, would you rather that they played well and got to knockout stages, scoring multiple goals, but you barely played? Or that they got destroyed, but you scored Venezuela's first and only World Cup goal? No, the first option. What a team. What a team player. First option is not even a question. I wouldn't even have to play, to be honest with you.

53:37If that means we're playing well, we're winning, and we're in the World Cup, I just want to be in the World Cup. Honestly. Beautiful. I just want to be in the World Cup. 64 teams, maybe next time? I mean, yes. I mean, if we continue to go in this direction, you know, I'll just tell a story about that. My son was at the game today. At the England game? England-Ghana game. and he was wearing a Venezuelan national team jersey. And people from Venezuela run to him. He was telling me the story that hugging him and telling him, don't worry, we'll be hugging four years from now and we'll be celebrating.

54:13You'll remember us and we'll remember you and we'll be there together. And this is where my son, who speaks Spanish, but you can tell that he's not from Venezuela, then answers back in English. Oh, that was it. It was like, oh wait, you're not from Venezuela? ESPN FC was well represented at that game today, the England game. Your son was there. Kay was there with her fam. Shaka was there with his family as well. And they brought a 0-0 draw. Well done. I'm sure that was worth it. Well worth a deal. Right, Stevie, question for you. Sophie's choice. Would you rather have Scotland making it out of the group or a portrait of Dan's face when England get knocked out of the competition?

54:59Gab Marcotti:I'd rather score and go through. Yes. Well, because I know I'm going to see a portrait of your moosh anyway. Wow. I'm going to get knocked out. What if England win? I can't tell you how gutted I would be.

55:17Oh, right. This is a tough one for this time of day. Yeah. But we're going to do it, Ali. Okay. Because every game kind of seems like one. After two rounds of matches, which team has been most disappointing?

55:33Turkey. Yes, they're done. Yeah. I would say Uruguay has been disappointed from a Commonwealth perspective. Yes. Ecuador has been disappointed from a Commonwealth perspective. Seneca haven't done much either. You looked at the group and you thought maybe they could push Norway, but Norway pushed them out of the way yesterday. Belgium? Oh, Belgium. Good one. Well done, Stevie. They've been stinky. Yeah, they have been stinky. Terrible, terrible. If football transfers... Lukaku! If football transfers came with a 30-day return policy, Düring Barcelona would be sending back Gordon for a refund after his performance so far in the World Cup.

56:15He's been pretty anonymous, hasn't he?

56:16Gab Marcotti:Didn't do much in the Croatia game. He had a couple of runs in the Croatia game, Luke Lovato. There was a couple of times he got in good positions at the back post and the ball never came. And don't get me wrong, I'm no huge fan of Gordon. It's a bit harsh. It's a bit harsh question on two games in this World Cup. Right. But it's a possibility. Let me put it that way. The math just never worked. Considering the money, aren't you? The Barcelona math just did not work. They already had a guy in play. Must be something. In Marcus Rashford. Must be something we don't know. Yes, absolutely. That was going to be much cheaper than bringing in Gordon.

56:57And based upon what we have seen, if you go stock up, stock down, his stock has gone down since the World Cup started. But Barcelona already committed, and so, yeah, they got it right with him. Did you want to add something? No, I was just agreeing with Alex. Final question. Which forgotten England player did they miss today, Stevie? Foden or Palmer?

57:20Gab Marcotti:Either one. Might have done something.

57:25Gab Marcotti:I mean I know people are talking about Gibbs-White but they've already got, in my opinion, players like Gibbs-White. They do not have a player like Foden or Palmer. Right, they can just... They can just thread a pass or see something or do something that's just out of the ordinary. They've certainly got talent but they don't have that X factor with anybody. You kind of know what they're trying to do and what they're going to do. so I think you could take your pick I would have preferred and I think Eze is a really good player but I would have preferred to have Foden or Palmer in the squad because in games like today you don't have space for speed you need somebody with an eye that sees something that most people can't see and even when you can see it some players can't play the pass but both of them can you need a magic eye could you ever do those back in the day?

58:22do they still exist? Do you remember those? What? The magic eyes? No. You looked at it and then you took it far away and it kind of blurred into something. Did you have those, Ali? No. I'm sure. El ojo mágico. Oh, yes! Could you do them? I guess so, Dan. Oh, I don't think I could. That is Ali. You've got a deserved day off tomorrow. Oh, yes! What are you doing yourself? Well, just taking all the action, Dan. Oh, no. Well, I gotta take some clothes to the dry cleaners as well because there's been a lot of suits being worn and a lot of appearances here and there and everywhere.

58:58Gab Marcotti:I think he's been eating the same as us. You think he's been eating the same as us? Well, Dan had a conversation earlier. I said to Dan, I asked you something, I said, you know since the World Cup started have you been eating more? Yeah. And he said straight away, he said yeah. He's just a bit bored watching games, I mean interesting. And it's just like something else to do, isn't it? I've been eating more, 100%. What about you? How much is more? In your stand? Well, I was on a roll. Okay. I was on a roll of being sensible. Eating fruit, which is... Just not eating tarties and not eating loads of crisps and cutting down on beer.

59:36Gab Marcotti:I mean, just all the... But since the World Cup started, I've just started... I went to Stevie's house and he had spicy pistachios. They've now made their way into the Thomas household. They're a good sign. But you can't have just one of those, Stevie. This is a fascinating conversation. I'm sure everybody is enjoying it. But pistachios are pretty good, health-wise. Depends on how many you eat.

59:57In moderation. Everything in moderation. I'm watching Scotland with you tomorrow. You and Craig tomorrow. That'll be nice. That'll be fun for you. That will be fun for me. ESPN FC then returns tomorrow as we reflect on six World Cup matches tomorrow with plenty of pistachios. Spicy ones.

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