Hanging Out The Blatter it | The History of The World Cup (Part 4/4)

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1:44Welcome back to Vingos History. It's part four of the World Cup story. I'm with Horatio Gould. Gould! As we get into the 90s, the Golazzo years. Yes. The Upshot boys have left. Yep. But the corruption is still here. Yeah. we have what did we do we end on we ended on Italian 90 yes and now we get to USA 94 which England did not qualify for do we not again no we don't qualify 94 even though 90 was one of our best world cups probably might be our best world cup ever if you think about it yes apart from 66 now in 1992 the English Premier League had launched so suddenly and it's Murdoch's doing Murdoch and you've got a young Richard Keyes yes who's dominating the airways who's sort of honing his sexism yes he's you know this is this is he's young he's agile he's is physically he's not like an expert like he becomes he has not yet reached the the rushmore yes he's an exciting winger of sexism every week he's hanging out the back of it he's not yet reached that maradona that's a cultured finish of a 34 year old that's harry kane in the bundes league yeah he's lost the pace but still at the moment he's front footed that's knuckleball that's i mean there's a glorious strike that i also i want to highlight the sheer amount of slouch this guy is operating yes no i don't think anyone has ever slouched harder let's take a look than a sexist man than richard keys with his feet up side eye jamie redknapp every week he's hanging out the back of it everyone's so uncomfortable what's it about um they're talking about a woman maybe louise redknapp You dropped some stuff, mate.

3:26Did you meet him? No, I didn't meet her. Can you turn it up? You smash it? Do you want a boy or a police officer? Doesn't get what he wants.

3:40Mind you, that's a stupid question. If you were anywhere near it, you'd definitely smash it.

3:49There he goes. You'd gone round there any night and found Redknapp hanging out at the back of it.

3:57just an alpha you know an alpha in in the jungle hold on go back sorry go back onto that what is the outfit this is a man who feels so comfortable in his position in punditry i feel now apart from maybe neville carrigan it's such a competitive game being a pundit it's jeans and shoes this is a guy who this is like fucking jacob reese mog in the house of commons yeah i mean it's more like i run this shit i'm never gonna lose my job the world's never gonna change he's got light washed jeans yeah cardigan cardigan and also the idea of saying stupid question to your own question just smash it stupid question hanging out the back of it a phenomenon sorry can we get the what's richard keys where did he grow up what's his what's his story richard keys friend of the pods a life a life well lived he married his first wife julia in 1982 they had two children together julia files for divorce in 2016 due to richard key's alleged infidelity in november 2000 key was heard to make a racially motivated comment about footballer david johnson while broadcasting live on the sky test channel i've just read the slur oh my god I'll discuss, where is it?

5:17You can't be saying that, Richard. Richard, you've cooked me there. Now, that's not as bad as the other friend of the pod, Ron Atkinson, who I, I mean, I watched that happen live. What did Ron Atkinson say? Ron Atkinson, he, well, he went all Mark Furman, shall we say, on Marcel Desailly after a Champions League. He basically went to an ad break. Chelsea were playing I can't remember Monaco maybe went to an ad break and Ron Atkinson thought his mic was off but the mic carried on live over the ads for like five seconds and he called Desai a lazy N-word and then the entire it's friendly banter I think no I think it's punditry Ron Atkinson's salty earthy punditry that's pretty bad I mean Keys do you want to say this one Keys describes someone this is Keys this is a quotation in his words as a choco jocko which is i've never heard that before i don't know what it means sounds awful what does it mean i don't know you could work out what it means well yeah i know what the first bit means what does the second bit mean i guess a jock is a sporting player right okay um anyway pour one out for richard keys i mean he's a man who as soon as the mics are off it's just fucking hell for leather some men should not wear microphones It's crazy.

6:42Richard Keyes. But it's amazing that it's literally, like, he'll be doing, and that's all you've got time for, Sky Sports. Anyway, so I was saying about this guy, and he's just fucking... Yeah, so he's hanging out the back of it. Super Sunday, and it's live. Fucking hanging out the back of it. Smash that, fucking smash that. In June 2023, Richard Keyes married Lucy Rose, a lawyer, 32 years, his junior. Oh, ooh! It has been alleged that Lucy was his daughter's best friend. Oh, oh, oh! Yeah, ultimate toxic dad, who is like, if we're talking about ultimate toxic dads should we get up the new errol musk clip oh yes so i've got sent this yeah you sent it to me should i send it to charlie yeah yeah yeah this is pretty exceptional we might need to um we will get back to the 90s world cup but seeing as it's part four and we're in that we're in the era of richard keys being a toxic dad so this is still sort of relevant it is relevant we need to talk about errol musk friend of the pod this is pretty exceptional to be honest it's from the same interview so hang on well just to make sure this is relevant for a great wagyu beef cut and it's just these melt in the mouth it's just but it's from the same cow these cuts are very expensive rich um so uh the 1994 usa world cup is just as richard keys is uh starting to broadcast it is before errol musk has started cooking yes now just saying pause before we go into this it's more like the idea of the toxic dad or the idea of the ignorant dad the scumbag dad the scumbag white dad i guess it's quite specific um this is kind of like the boss final boss level i guess this is kind of every stereotype at its most extreme all in one man yes uh keys can only wish of being this toxic yeah i mean keys is blown out the water he's got nothing on our musk okay this is like when the english hooligans met the Russian hooligans.

8:31It's just a different level. It is. Okay. Now, just for context, the caption of the clip is Errol Musk on having a child with a stepdaughter. Okay. Take it from here, Errol. And she stayed here for three weeks and we got on very, very well. She was now a grown woman of just on 30. How old were you at that time? So I was 70. It's just 40 years difference, eh? 40 years difference. Yeah, roughly. Yes. A couple of months later, she called me and said she needs to see me. So she came and she sat there and she showed me a mammogram. I'm not a member. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm thinking that's it. Yeah, scan, right.

9:03And were you not nervous for your ex-wife to find out that you had a baby with her daughter? No, she was remarried. Yeah, I know that, but it's still unconventional, you know? No, no, she was living with someone else. In that case, I should have been walking around outside her house saying, what are you doing with this other man? So, but do you not think that's strange at all? No. One woman's another woman. Ms. Rambam, two-thirds of the world right now, marriage while age is 12. Yeah, that's wrong though. Well, you may think so. If you look in the third year, a man won't take a woman who's secondhand.

9:33Right. So there's a lot going on there. Yeah. And what's phenomenal, firstly, is the toxicity where you're challenged and you just fuck off. That's wrong though. No, it's not. You may think so. It's common knowledge. I think it's once again, I think the most appealing thing about Errol Musk is the intensity of his opinions. The matter how he believes in his own truth, I do find quite inspiring. When questioned, don't you think that's at least weird? He goes, no. One woman's another woman. So that's one of his... What does that mean? Let's break down his philosophy. So one thing he believes is one woman's another woman, which basically means all women are fair game.

10:12One woman's another woman. Age is just a number. Daughter's just a word. And then he brings up... I don't know why that's weird that I'm shagging my ex-wife's daughter because she's now shagging a new guy. So it'd be like me going around to her house and saying, what the fuck are you doing this guy? Yeah. No, it's not. That's not your son. And in the third, in the third world, mostly two thirds of the world, the manageable age is 12. No, it's not though. You might think so. I inhabit a reality where that's true. But also, but also, why is he bringing up the age of consent being 12? He's trying to put his decisions in context.

10:49But the woman, he's, the problem is she's 30. I mean, actually surprise any old from what I imagined from Errol. She's 30 years old. I don't know why the 12 year old stuff's been brought up. It implies that he's trying to justify something else. What's hilarious is that even though he is a man who's had several children, he's like, and she shows me somewhat. The real bad man. She shows me some kind of mammogram or something. That's the scan women have when they have breast cancer. But also - That's not an ultrasound. Yeah, but it's also because he's so horny, he's thinking about her breasts. Oh, you may think so.

11:23But it's so funny that the first thing comes around it is mammogram because it's just in his memories. That's your daughter. Right, it's another woman. One woman. What does that mean? One woman is another woman. What does it mean? He does seem kind of at peace with himself, though, in a way. He doesn't feel wrapped with... Woody Allen had the South African accent. What do you mean? It's the difference between a South African Protestant and a New York Jew, isn't it? Oh, jeez. I know. Well, that's technically my stepdaughter. My daughter's my wife. Oh, jeez. No, shucks. Right, one woman's another woman.

11:56It's common knowledge. It's common, yeah. Lean back. Everyone else is getting mad. Woody Allen's up leaning forward going, oh, jeez. Yeah, and he's like on front foot. Yeah, of course. What are you talking about? One woman's another woman. You know, and the rest of the world, the marriage will age as 12. You may think so. You may think so. Brilliant. What a guy. Friend of the pod, Errol Musk. You know, the man Richard Keyes wishes he was. This episode of Finverse History is brought to you by Sir Shark. Guys, look, you've heard it from us before. Yeah. no homo no homo I love surf shark yeah that's fair enough he said it he said no homo no homo I'm gay no homo I want to go down on a surf shark who is Mr.

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15:19Don't receive Botox if there's a skin infection. Tell your doctor your medical history, muscle or nerve conditions, including ALS Lou Gehrig's disease, myasthenia gravis or Lambert-Eaton syndrome, and medications, including botulinum toxins, as these may increase the risk of serious side effects. Why wait? Ask your doctor, visit BotoxChronicMigraine.com, or call 1-800-44-BOTOX to learn more. Anyway, the Premier League has kicked off. Sorry, long tangent. The Premier League has kicked off. Keys is about, Gray is about. And in the 1994 World Cup, it's taken to America, which is obviously controversial because, you know, they don't like football.

15:56but this is the the beginning of the 90s with football as a billion dollar product but the 94 thing it sort of failed and what they're trying to do now the current World Cup this summer is probably trying to achieve what 94 is trying to achieve because 94 failed right yes because it didn't take off 94 was a disaster so the domestic audience views the sport with hostility which is like an imperial it still has that imperial hang up also Americans have this idea of sport where like there can be no sport that exists that Americans didn't invent yes they have an completely blink of but they also think it's sort of third world sports yes they view football as like there's like poverty basically the notion that like cricket's the biggest sport in the world they like find baffling yeah but yeah they just view it as third world sports an American newspaper article said Americans were right not to care about the World Cup describing it as the biggest sport in Cameroon Uruguay Madagascar so but FIFA think it's this market that's right for exploitation now the opening ceremony is an absolute disaster um One thing that is interesting about football is the most global sport.

16:59It feels the World Cup feels the biggest global event. But the three biggest countries in the world, none of them play football. It's kind of weird that China, India and America, all of them don't have any football culture. Even though that's like the three most populated countries in the world. China have a football culture. Do they? Yeah. What? Little fellas. Well, the fucking Chinese Super League. Yeah, which is collapsed. Oh, has it? Yeah, they spent loads of money on it. It didn't work and it's collapsed. More people watch snooker than football. Well, look, you've got forks, chopsticks, football, ping pong.

17:37All right, you'd have to say 2-0 to the West. You may think so. That's common knowledge. Common knowledge. Yeah, obviously. Yeah, obviously. So the opening ceremony is in Chicago. There's a match between Bolivia and Germany. What is it, Charlie? I think it does to the pod if we get Errol on the pod. Skyrockets. skyrockets i think uh something this pod might need i don't think we're lost at the moment but if we were ever lost we might need to find our north star the man with the most searing clarity of all errol musk yeah but i think we'll have to only deploy him once we feel like we're in the woods and a bit foggy yeah errol please clear this up for us yeah that's what we get what's going on i think we probably do the holocaust with errol musk just to clear things up once and for all well obviously it's obviously it's 200 000 obviously none of them they were pretending need to be dead obviously all right yeah one jew's another jew what do you mean um six million died you may think so um oh my god if holocaust denial as a team ever signed errol musk we're in the toilet we're done we're absolutely done so germany are competing as a unified nation for the first time since 1938 uh because it's 1994 now the opening ceremony is hilarious oprah falls over on stage and twists her ankle.

18:48Diana Ross, this is famous. She has to take a, she has to kick a massive football from three yards and she still fucks it. Hilariously bad. Yeah, the goal falls away. Anyway, Germany win an awful game. She just runs. Germany wins an awful opening game, 1-0, but I didn't fucking know this. The whole thing is overshadowed. I had no idea. On the same day, the LAPD are in televised pursuit of OJ Simpson. But it shows how small a deal the World Cup is. That when we're doing all of our OJ research it didn't come up once. No. I had no... So this is competing for the most exciting live GTA that's ever happened.

19:30This is the problem we're trying to do football in America. I know. And as we record we must just say that friend of the pod Mark Furman has passed away. At the time of record. He's not yet been resurrected. We must have a minute. So we've just said we've done this podcast it's about 15 minutes in we've said errol musk richard keys are my firm and all friends can we make a mount rushmore an ai mount rushmore charlie can you make an ai around rushmore and grok

20:02yeah this is the thin version of history mount rushmore um it's been yeah it's a gianni infantino today i am gay um so uh yeah but that isn't that isn't that i think that's that's part of the reason though culturally as to why america can never maybe we'll never have the love for football that uh european nations do is that its news cycle is just much more entertaining than like any sport can be yeah i mean no sport could compete with that with oj yeah the only equivalent we have is Raul Mo and that was not television British OJ and we could not there was no like visually that didn't work on TV as well yeah I guess it'd be him running through a bog or like running down yeah Raul yeah chased by gas and Ray Mears picking up grass and smelling it it's not the same yeah so probably the best thing about 94 which I think is quite a turgid tournament yeah because Brazil it's too hot it's too hot but also Brazil Brazil are not that good.

21:05Ooh. What's that? That's looking very nice. That's nice. I like how Grok's like. Yeah. Yep. Lovely. So just punch in on that, please. That's glorious. We're just looking now at a photo of Friends of the Pod, Mount Rushmore. Furman, Keyes, Musk, and Infantino. Minute silence, please. Imagine someone made a Rushmore of those four. What the fuck is going on? Right. A new unveiling. Yeah. We made some, we've adapted the original Mount Rushmore. Got rid of George Washington. But also it's so funny. It's so funny that it's on, obviously it's on Native American land, isn't it? It isn't, because that's what they did with like sitting ball and people as they made, but to make the most toxic white, white dad, Mount Rushmore, you know you've got the the obviously the n-word tapes then you've got we just smash it then you've got well obviously just common knowledge and you've got today i feel disabled yeah heroes a lot of them they might be the soundbite kings to be honest they probably is a mount rushmore greatest soundbites of all time yeah yeah i think i don't think we should make a thumbnail for this episode i think we should just put that out and see what happens oh glorious great man the lot of them anyway so uh it's a pretty turgid tournament 94 on the pitch i think brazil aren't that good they i mean they have romario but they also have dunga and it's quite i don't remember thinking that there's that much good football i mean nigeria quite good at this point they've got like they've got to revo west who's got funny organized brazil less yeah that's fun yeah but the main the main sort of political thing that happens is that obviously in colombia which is oh fucking hell man what's going on here um there's drug cartels uh the national team are funded by people like pablo escobar yes um and so they're under immense pressure to do well and colombia aren't a bad team in the 90s they get quite good we're just we're just maybe valderrama's around they've always been in and around yeah um anyway so they beat argentina five nil in qualifying so expectations are quite high but then uh andres Escobar a defender scores an own goal in a defeat to the US and as soon as he gets home he is shot six times yes so I think this is probably and they go sorry as as he's murdered after every shot his killers are rumored to have shouted I don't think that's surely that's not true it might be like good good good good good I think that's too silly for how angry they were it sounds silly to us right but obviously south american commentary sounds stupid to us right but to them that's like moving go go go go go go go doesn't do junkies but to a fucking leon neeson film starring johnny mott Motti doesn't do you have 30 minutes to make your decision and there's like did did did but my point is that for South Americans that doesn't sound stupid so you know go go go go go is to them it's moving it's exciting it's not you know there's telenovelas sorry Charlie can you make a thriller poster with John Motson you have 30 minutes to make a decision I'm holding a Viagra and then a quote saying Motti doesn't do Chunkies sorry so I actually think that you could Goal, goal, goal, goal, goal.

24:40Could be aggressive. We read it as cartoonishly because of the Simpsons. But he should be shouting own goal. Own goal, own goal, own goal, own goal, own goal, own goal. If he was doing that, he'd be shooting himself. Yes, but he's angry at the own goal. That's why he's getting shot. No, but he's scoring goals with a gun. I see, I see. Anyway. Showing him what he should have been doing. But I guess the way that we talk about the British tabloid culture around World Cups being super toxic, I guess this is the end point this is the end point yeah someone scores an own goal they get shot six times yeah Rob Green should thank you lucky stars he wasn't playing for Columbia yeah because when the ball went over his foot you know yeah now he's allowed to whinge on talk sport all the time yeah it's reported that the killer shouted goal after every shot once for each time a football commentator had said it yeah that's crazy goal goal goal goal goal then they drove away in a Toyota pickup truck fuck Footnoted.

25:38Accurate. Wow. Amazing. Amazing. So there's also Maradona's last World Cup and we should I think we touched on it slightly but we should mention so he's... How old is he at this point? 30s. Yeah, probably early 30s. 60 I think? Thank you Charlie. So he before the tournament he had fired an air rifle at journalists camped outside his house causing minor injuries to people. Despite this, he goes on to play against Greece in their opening match. Now, he scored a goal and then, we'll just get the photo up, just scroll down on the script, Phoebe, and there were suspicions that maybe he was on drugs.

26:19Yeah. It's possible. Yeah. He's then tested positive for ephedrine. I don't think he's on weed. No, he's not on downers. And...

26:34Right, right, you, you, We have to explain, because we touched on this on Patreon, so you have to explain what this means. So if you turn to video, there are two stories about John Motson that the Upshot boys told us on the Patreon. Sorry, yeah. We talked about this on the podcast before, though. John Motson, Iconic Match of the Day commentator, turned out to be Johnny Grotty. He was very horny, had a lot of um uh prostitutes turning up allegedly turning up to bbc um which unpaid checks but also he uh met an intern for what she thought was like a career dinner but was actually a day uh held up a viagra said do you know what this is when she said yes he swallows it and goes you have 30 minutes to make your decision yeah right and then also uh he his match ritual is at halftime he has a four-finger KitKat.

27:32And once an intern hearing that he likes KitKat got a KitKat Chunky and he lost it. He said, and he screamed apparently, Motti doesn't do Chunkies. So anyway, we're now looking at a poster that Charlie's made in AI of Motti doesn't do Chunkies. Him holding a blue pill saying you have 30 minutes to make your decision. It's a sort of edgy, kind of gritty. You can see the BT Tower in the distance. It's a gritty UK thriller, really. It's maybe a Guy Ritchie type film. He doesn't do Chunkies. Motti doesn't do Chunkies. I'd say it's more like Jason Statham's Crank. Yes. But it's about Motti and Kit Kat Chunkies.

28:06Send that to the upshot, boys. Anyway, so Maradona gets led away by a nurse for a random drug test, and this becomes a kind of iconic image to signal the end of... It looks like he's being led away by his carer, really. Yeah, I mean, it's very sweet, because it looks like he's skipping. Now, in here, this is in 2004. He's 130 kilograms. Now, Charlie, could you just get up the photo of me with Emma Watson? because I think, remember, he's 5 '5", and I'm 6 '2". But how tall were you then? I'm probably, I'm taller than five, I'm probably 5 '5". Well, when you're that age, you're... 11, 12. Wow. So you think that's the most Maradona, that's the most similar you two have been?

28:46I've seen photos of me where I'm like that. But remember, I'm coming onto the field as an impact sub in cream predators as a cream bun predator. Yeah. Okay. so i'm like i'm like maradona yes i'm like maradona but i'm doing it at that weight right i see and he wasn't no he was thin when he was great you know there you go side by side yours is more depressing still isn't it would you agree yes because i'm in a fun shirt so it is more there's a darkness yes yeah i guess the fun shirt does adds a level of like forced joy and being sad in a fun shirt i think i look like i look like a uh whale in sea world that's been made to do tricks that's why there's a sadness because you think this noble beast is being forced like a bow on its head yeah it's got like a party hat you know this is wrong this should be let free to just eat fish that's you with all the mince pies that's you go into your room with the mince pies yes yeah anyway so uh maradona there's also a great moment in the 20 is it 18 world cup where messi scores a brilliant goal against nigeria maradona's in the crowd there's almost a call back to 94 where tv cameras pick him up going like in the crowd doing a kind of wakanda like was that 2018 i'm pretty sure it's 2018 um it's a lovely little call back to the 94 um yeah and he starts fucking flipping the bird so he's just he's just he's gacked off his nut in the stands watching Messi anyway so now that's 94 a Brazil win 94 Roberto Baggio misses a penalty 1998 my first World Cup sure I collected Tesco's commemorative World Cup coins for this now this is where suddenly there is a new era of international football because 32 teams are now in the tournament and this is also where the expansion has to be covered by sponsors which paves the way in my head this is the first modern world cup yeah the way i view it 1998 it feels like that's got a lineage to the world cup here most distinct yeah i think i probably agree because the expansion means that they need there's they need money to fill yeah there's a bigger product they're putting on so there's more space for corruption yeah so this is this is the start of the road that takes us to sep and chuck blazer now chuck blazer is a u.s delegate on fifa he admits to taking a bribe from the morocco bid for the world cup um let's have a look at this i mean this is this is putting your your weight to shame actually yes he is this is you maybe if you this is me dressing up with santa claus or maybe this is you when you're older when you've given up like is this because i mean this is you do maybe have this in your locker it's it's amazing to look like i have that in my locker you've got that no in your locker if you if you had some fucking balls i'd sack tyreek and i'd just go full truck blazer yeah the amazing thing is that blazer is your personal trainer how do i how do i acquire that body he's looking at the photo of me and watson going you had it man you had it you were on a great but this is a great era for fifa because everyone is so hilariously corrupt it's an international corruptness that maybe has not been seen before where it's like national borders don't mean anything it is the kind of globalized economy means we're all brothers in corruption well i think the story because the story of the world cup is that it's always been corrupt but it's been corrupt uh because it's been done through local fascist regimes or military dictatorships a golden age a golden age but starting or growing your own business can be intimidating and lonely at times your to-do list may feel endless with new tasks, and lists can easily begin to overrun your life.

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