K-Hole in a Cave Hole | The Thai Cave Rescue (Part 2)

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1:57Welcome back to Finversus History. I'm joined by Horatio Gould. Hello. This is part two of our Thai cave rescue series. The greatest thing to happen this century. 100 %? Well, 9-11. 9-11. Since 9-11. Sure. I'd say this is one of the greatest things. Yeah. This was sort of the Thai 9-11, in a way. Thai 11, yeah. Thai 11, but it was... 12. It was Thai 9-11 if an autistic British guy punched the plane out the sky or like drove a plane drove a plane into the plane that was going into the building to stop the building being hit. So there's a plane in the air. He sees that the planes go in there and he's built his own small plane and he decides to get it.

2:39I will 9-11 that 9-11 plane. So he 9-11s the 9-11 plane. Wow. I think you've, you know, for me 9-11 as I've said many times is unimprovable. Yeah. As an event. Yeah. Yeah. I just think it's pure cinema. aesthetically it's pretty it is beautiful it is in the horror it's beautiful it's genuinely beautiful me watching 9-11 for the first time is like American Beauty where he's watching the plastic bag

3:08what's a young boy I'm spellbound yeah I'm an 11 year old just absolutely spellbound yeah yeah by the way I'm not getting out of a Thai cave if I'm 11 well actually speaking about you as a young fat boy when we did our always be comedy gig uh at the chelsea venue yes there was someone who went to school with you oh really uh and he chose to show me a photo that you might remember charlie can we get that photo up do you notice who this man is yeah i remember that show yeah yeah um and then let's play the video charlie uh so oh i've always said i went to school ever what's him fucking hell is that not one of the greatest photos ever taken that's incredible look at this so it's hawaiian shirt fat taylor sad dejected sort of moving like a sort of cruise ship in the background and in the foreground lit yeah cinematically is a young emma what's who has she been cast in harry potter at this stage looks like it yeah so this sort of hollywood superstar in the making in the shadows Guy Fieri is prowling fuck who was it then who was it I don't remember his name oh man but he was sending the actual photo here to the studio fuck that's so good but I couldn't believe my love you've kept that in your back pocket I kept it in my back pocket I was trying to find the right moment to do it I had like three episodes and I decided this one was the right one oh man but it's we're going to have it in the studio it's the perfect saddest that you described yourself it's the Hawaiian shirt you know he's you just he's so dejected what's amazing I've been trying there is a photo that I'm thinking of that I've seen and I can't find of me at my biggest and I've talked about this before but the deep level of shame I feel when I look at it but even like the famous fat one with you looking there's a real sheepishness to you because you seem you seem ashamed whenever there's the fat young tailor he seems ashamed This is a middle-aged man.

5:15This is me walking away from a darts hockey. What's a darts hockey? Where you stand. Oh, right, right. This is after a darts player. I don't know if it's gone well. I'm fucking Luke Littler. After I've thrown, I'm turned away to get another swig of ale. I look about... But, you know, it's just so beautifully framed, this image. I've always said I went to school with Emma Watson. Yeah, I know. It's just like you both had... You're both going to have... Certainly at the end, you're both going to have... you're both going to have very storied careers and it's going to be historic photos I just look I look yeah it looks like it looks like Gavin Plum and Holly Willoughby

5:55yeah did you ever speak I couldn't believe it I pulled her hair in year three and she didn't invite me to her birthday party or because she didn't invite me to her birthday I can't remember it's so good it's very different you can see that this is the difference between who becomes an actress and who becomes a comedian? Because when you grow up, it's like a lot of being an actress, you have to have just sort of genetic sort of, you're a genetic freak with how everything lines up. Comedians, you have to - We're thinking about genetic freaks. Comedians, you have to overcome something. So that's, if you want to know the difference between why someone becomes an actress and why someone becomes a comedian, it's also amazing to do like a question of sport thing where which one of these, now in the public eye, will go on to make a speech at the UN about feminism?

6:38You'll be surprised. It's exactly who you think. It might not be. because you might have the option. I've still got that in my locker. Yeah, because you might go in the UN saying feminism's bollocks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a load of shit. A load of shit. Everything I've ever watched and talked about was all shit. Oh, so good. He is a cruise ship, you're right. He is a cruise ship. But I remember that shirt. I had, where did I get it? Did I get it in France? And now, what's fascinating is that now, I mean, Charlie, that's the kind of shirt you'd wear. Yeah. Is it? Yeah. I don't know if it is.

7:04You're wearing a kind of a lesbian aunt's shirt right now. I don't know. I'm not wearing fucking Hawaiian shirts It's quite an X level It does look like you might grow up to get some Thai boys out of a cave though Yes, yes But what I'm saying is that that shirt now That kind of shirt now You see people with moustaches in East London wearing that shirt I don't know if it's that shirt They're wearing it better than I did I'm not saying I think there's a specific difference This is really depressing I'm not saying it's not depressing This isn't cool at all I'm not saying it's cool. I'm just saying that you could put that shirt on a guy that's not depressing and fat, and it would work.

7:46I've got memories of that shirt, because it was soft, and I didn't sweat as much in it. In the shadows. In the shadows. Haunting. Haunting ever once. But it feels like it's a shark. It looks like you're... Is this the night you pulled her hair? No. It looks like you're snaking. This is way older. This must be when we're... I mean, it's two British icons, to be honest. This is a... Fuck me. What, mate? How is he... Why does he have that photo of this guy? I don't know. I don't know why he showed me and not you. I don't know. Why has he got a photo of Emma Watson? I think because his mum took it.

8:22Right. And he was going through an old shoebox of photos. Unless it's Emma Watson's brother. It's not Emma Watson's brother. Oh, right. Okay. Well, there you go. Wow. What an amazing piece of lore that is. is she in harry potter at this point i think she might have just yeah there was a point at school where she was in harry potter and like she had security guards and stuff and it was all a bit intense you're like this is bollocks charlie what was that were you stuffing your face i didn't speak like that rude you fucking bollocks uh but i'd auditioned to be um is it one of the dudley the fact no yeah yeah i'm not totally there i've said that before i didn't get very far they were like that's that's too that's horrible you can't be in the film get a picture of dudley up is it dudley is that what's his name dudley's the horrible older brother yeah yeah yeah yeah wait did they come around your school yeah audition drive yeah so was everyone doing for different parts yeah i wasn't going for harry i was going for the is it dudley or is it one of the dudley dursley yeah one of the dursley's yeah that was me evil but dudley's got like a boy dudley's got kind of a shine on him whereas this is like oil tanker well listen charlie what listen he's already said he's auditioned for dudley don't go like no you're you're not as charming like dudley had to have a bit but this is after i've not got dudley Is that why you're so sad?

9:53Yes. Because I was like, well, at least I may have. Maybe I'm Dudley. I mean, I'm just hulking around. Anyway. Anyway. Anyway. We've gone slightly off topic. Sorry, apologies. God. So 13 members of a Thai football team are trapped in a cave. They have been found alive by a crack squad of English autistic men. The A-Team. This episode of Finverse History is brought to you by Surfshark. Guys, look, you've heard it from us before. Yeah. No homo. No homo. I love Surfshark. Yeah, that's fair enough. He said it. He said no homo. No homo, I'm gay. No homo, I want to go down on Surfshark. Who is Mr. Surfshark?

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14:04We want to go, because the nearer to the time, we have to be tight as hell. Because we all remember things. So this is pre-trust. Yeah. It's pre-trust. It must be Theresa May at this point. Is this May's world and we're just living in it? She stands down in 2019, I believe. Yeah. So this is Theresa May years. Yeah. Has the Maybot happened? Has the Maybot happened? I think the Maybot is actually quite early on. I think Maybot may be 2017. and it's before the tears outside Downing Street yes the country that I love fucking come on love yeah I think we've all now that Maitre's not in power I think there's now a fondness towards May do you know what I mean there's like a nostalgia for May do you know what I mean the fifth is nostalgia for trust yeah yeah you feel you see her do the May bot and you think ah you know that's sweet I want to see the trust bot Of course you do.

15:04Trust comes out. You'd get fucking singles when you're putting them in her pants. Pennies. Putting pennies in Trush's bra. Yeah, it doesn't really work. That's why stripping never took off in the UK. Because we don't have small enough change. Paper money. Yeah, we're too stingy. Yeah, we've got thick two pound coins. The women aren't fit enough and the notes aren't small enough. Yeah. You know, they'd have to be really fit to put a fiver in. Yeah. Yep, it's post Maybot, and this is pre-the country I love. Now, the boys are on a little beach, little sort of ledge in the cave system. Now, I didn't realise this, Coach Aki, who's the assistant coach, he had taught the boys meditation to conserve oxygen because he was a monk.

15:51And we'll see when we do the Chilean miners series on the Patreon, the cultural differences about, to be honest, if you want anyone's if you want people stuck in a cave yeah you want this era that you want buddhist yes they're built to do nothing and like yeah i think they exist in the moment yes in the way that is i'm glad that shinobi happened in russia yes and fukushima happened in japan japan i'm glad that this happened because they seem like a peaceful yes we'll get into what we'll get into what latino men uh fight over yeah i mean it's more it's also a story of the difference between the innocence of boys and the filth of men.

16:29Yes, minors as well. It's minors versus minors, isn't it? Yeah. So he's teaching the boys to just exist in the moment to conserve oxygen, but we must remember it's fairy, fairy, fairy. I don't want to be present because my present is shit. Smelly. It's so smelly. I would be thinking about the future the whole time. They've got a poo patch, and then they've got the drinking patch, and they've got a piss patch. Yeah. And there's 13 of them. Yeah. I mean, the smell must have been unthinkable. Yeah. anyway what is it can't they just go poo in the water no because that's their drinking water Charlie this is how you would you would be so dead dead dead you contaminate your only drinking source they drink clean water from that's dripping from stalactite so they're like yes there you go yeah yeah they're doing that to survive yeah we've had the breakthrough on the 2nd July they found the boys they then have to go again but John Volanthen who's a scout leader he does like a sort of motivational like yes hooray because he's got like a little bit of he's got human empathy he's a scout leader so he knows how to corral a group of children in the documentary rick's like i've spent most of my life um trying to avoid children but um i don't know is he saying there's some kind of restraining order we don't know john belanther's like uh you know i've i've been in control of large groups of children before and uh i know what gets uh spirits up and what would he do hip-a-pouray for the British and for the Australians and the Thai's just like nah nah hungry hungry now no no hip-hip hooray let's play Zipzap Boing and that footage goes around the world and it's a miracle and the Buddhist monk from Myanmar coach what's he called Boon Cham Boon Boon yeah Boon the Cham Pootie Tang sorry Pootie Tang whatever his name is he suddenly hailed as a hero but remember his prophecy he'd said the boys are alive but it will take two lives to save them.

18:20So Navy SEALs begin going in to deliver the boys high calorie gels and medical supplies, the kind of supplements you bother with. Yes, of course, yeah. And sort of like protein bars and powder. Sat doing this all day, I'll be having these high calorie gels. So if you're trapped there, you'll be like, oh, brilliant. This is perfect. But they're like, can I have, you know, can I have like a papaya salad or something? And you're like, oh, lovely, a grenade bar. The round trip to the boys, which we are still trying to work, Charlie's still trying to work out how many human bum holes this is. Because he seems to have got the numbers way off.

18:52He can't even work that out. Let alone dwarf bum holes. Because he said like it was the length of 3 ,000 dwarves or 36 million bums. Which means that a dwarf is about a million bums. Which is not true. Can't be true. Can't be true. So the round trip takes the boy, that takes the diver six hours. Three hours there, three hours back. some of the route is only 38 centimeters wide but this is the thing what's so crazy is there's obviously you see the caving videos that's mad you're squeezing through these like gaps when you got the scuba gear when you're passing your oxygen tank through yeah and then putting yourself through and you're underwater and it's dark it's just like and there's a line so at all points they are they are um putting a line the rope uh through the case system so there's always something to hang on to, which is one of the core tenets of caving, is that you always have a line that you never let go of.

19:48I've actually found the truth now. The way to the boys and back is 196 ,850 normal human bums, or regular human bums, and if you're doing dwarf bums it would be

20:05281 ,215 dwarf bums to get them together. That seems a bit more... That sounds reasonable. I'm not sure where the million came from. I don't know where the 36 million came from. 36 million bums. I can't even imagine that. Try imagining it. There's a difference between a Holocaust and a Holocaust denier, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Six million plays 200 ,000. But are we Holocaust denying his bum number? We're Tarka bum deniers. Anyway. Right. So they start this sort of system of delivering supplies to the boys, uh medicine and there are these four seals maybe four or two navy seals should be said they they get to the boys and then they're like oh i don't actually want to go like the dive is very difficult and they can't come back so they're like they realize fuck we're just gonna have to stay with the boys until the end right whether they die or they don't like we can't get back because they couldn't get it was too much yeah they needed help to get out and so if they if they can't get the boys out and they've added two more to the tally of of deaths right because at this point it's a monsoon season and they and i think there's been a pause in the rain but it's it's like coming but and it's gonna be months so it's still seeping through partly they're thinking do we keep the boys alive for four months yeah while the rain subsides and then like they can walk out yeah uh but that's not an option because uh at one point they take a oxygen reading uh off where the boys is and it's 15 yeah they'll be dead anything they'll be dead in like two weeks surely i think i think anything under 18 is seen as uh uninhabitable yeah um oh here we go so normal air is 21 oxygen uh so 12 to 16 causes the heart rate to increase so think of this as i'm meeting a woman that i'm not met yeah 10 to 14 affects coordination so this means that she's maybe revealed her upper arm or something yeah six to ten percent can cause vomiting this consciousness and less than six percent the body suffers convulsions and breathing this is revealing her tits takes her pant yeah panties off breathing impossible the heart stops so this is what so this is how rick stanton sees it yeah he goes okay there's 15 percent so the moment it's just a woman showing her upper arm yeah but we cannot let her take her top off otherwise these boys will die their hearts will stop okay they are trying to work out how on earth they're going to get these boys back uh part some some of the thai guys the government officials like let's just deliver food for them for months but that would take like 2 000 meals i think um and it could cause long-term health problems uh also they're like getting sick they're sort of pooing yeah you know it's pooey yeah get them out i think um pooey's not the name of one of the boys um there was also talk of like drilling into the top of the mountain to try and ease similar to Chilean miners rescue, but that would take a month and they'd be dead by the time.

22:58And basically the weather is the big factor. And obviously the Brits understand this. It's a test cricket playing country. Okay. You have to score runs quickly. We've had lots of disappointing days after being rained off. Yes. And the danger is this test gets rained off. You have to score quickly. Yeah. Right. Duckworth Lewis may come into play. Yeah. Now, on the 4th of July. So this is two days after the boys have been found. which is actually weirdly when it was a live update this is what i remember the most from the actual time is when elon did this so elon musk gets involved uh tweeting i suspect the thai government has us under control but i'm happy to help if there is a way to do so okay that's fine that's quite nice from elon this is sort of i'd say this is elon's big um pr turn isn't it this whole thing this is his villain origin story yes it is because i think before this i don't remember he's gone through a lot of things remember he was the remember he was the green guy yeah yeah he was the um electric car guy yeah leonardo dicaprio is interviewing him for like climate change stuff spacex has he done the has he done the reverse rocket yet or that's not yet at this point and then he flipped yeah this is when he flipped and now he's zoom calling the far right in the uk yeah saying you're all hobbits yeah to get rid of the orcs i.e.

24:15Muslims. Yeah. And his dad is saying that Michelle Obama has just obviously got the nine inch schlong. I'm to be fair, that is... Well, that is common knowledge. That's common knowledge and it is obvious. Yeah. So, to be fair to him, I don't want to... His dad is just pointing out the obvious. Michelle Obama's got a nine inch schlong. It's common knowledge. It's common knowledge. So, no, we can't judge his dad by his son. It's obvious. Okay, because his dad just sees things clearly. I mean, his dad just sees through the shit. Yeah. It's obvious. It's just common knowledge. His dad has searing clarity that his son doesn't, I think.

24:46It's true. If only Elon had the same searing clarity as Errol. Yeah. If only we all had the same searing clarity as Errol Musk, the world would be a lot safer place. So, Musk's team of engineers from SpaceX and the Boring Company, is that what they're called? The Boring Company. Yeah, because they bore holes to the ground. Yeah, I know. But anyway.

25:10They must have had some fun while they're knowing well. they begin work and I mean it's evil autism versus good autism this is you can go either way autism has no morals to it it's just which way do you point the wind up autist and which way do they walk bourgeois Eichmann yes Charlie there's also there's horny autism as well like Bonnie Blue does have autism I think well that's female autism which is its own harder but it's a very its own beast there is a horny version of autism because I don't know female autists they're not going into caves they're It's a whole other thing. They are the caves.

25:43They're just sucking in poor British men. So poor British autistic men are getting sucked up there. And the great tragedy is there's not even 12 Thai boys stuck in Bonnie Blue's pussy. Yeah. Autistic individuals can experience heightened sexuality or hypersexuality, which can present as intense sexual desires. Whatever you hyper-focus on, it's not really your choice. But I suppose... And she hyper-focus on having a million cocks in her family. I suppose the problem is, or maybe what's tough to understand is, is it sexual when it's an autism hyperfixation? Because it - It takes a level of sexuality out of it.

26:15Yes, because it's not as kind of intense passion. It doesn't seem, you know, Bonnie's not passionately fucking these men. She's methodically working her way through it. She's collecting Panini stickers. She's Eichmann going like, yes, no, yeah, stamp over there. Yeah, exactly. But instead it's like, yeah, next. There's a joylessness to it. Yeah. which makes people think it's not really sex it's more just kind of stamp collecting Musk thinks that you could set up a network of tubes to the cave to inflate with air like a bouncy castle right he's a big for their leisure so in case they get bored let's get them out first Elon maybe on the 6th of July tragedy strikes so everyone's been very happy they found the boys you know it's all very mystical well they're happy they found the boys that's one thing and then it's the dawns them how do we get them out because finding the boys and them all dying is arguably worse yes in some ways well the brits know this but the tie that the public think brilliant we found them they're alive they think they're just going to get them out yeah the brits the four guys are actually like oh fuck this is where the real work begins so a navy seal uh saman kunan he dies on the 6th of July while delivering essential oxygen tanks because the Navy seals, even though they're doing their best, they don't have the equipment or frankly, the immunity to put them that Rick Stanton.

27:46He should never been allowed in that case. Well, it was a complete oversight. It was, it's a tragedy by the Thai government. Let him in there because in the documentary, they interview his girlfriend or wife and it's like red flag, red flag. He should not have been allowed in. We should have had a fucking phrenologist there. look at him yeah chiseled chiseled yeah i would have taken one look at that jawline and said you need to leave immediately your life is an immense danger you cannot go in this cave this is for men whose balls have shriveled up like a lot like pouring salt on an oyster yeah okay um anyway one of the heroes of the story the tragedy saman kunan uh dies uh and it's becoming very, very apparent that drilling or waiting for the dry season is impossible.

28:34At this point, after Saman's death, the Navy SEALs basically are like, we're not going in there anymore. Right, we're not going down. Now, just to reiterate the map of the mystical princess's fallopian system, there is a place called Platform 3, is it Platform? 9 and 3 quarters. Not Platform 9 and 3 quarters. It's run through the wall. So Chamber 3 is kind of the start of the actual diving. Now, they realize... Now, Rick Stanton, okay, he has a plan. Okay, and I want to stress, this is how autistic he is. Only a man who has never even considered the possibility of having children or a relationship would come up with this plan.

29:21He's like, well, it's obvious. You just have to drug the children. You sedate them. You put them to sleep and then we drag them out through the cave system. What we do is, and that was the second draft, the first draft, is we should shoot them all in the head and then they're easier to drag through. No, we need to get them out. Oh, right, yeah. Because if you remember, the blokes had fallen asleep just past chamber three. They had struggled. They were stressed out. They were panicking and panic is death in this instance. So Rick Stanton says, you have to drug them. Now he has a friend called Richard Harris, who's an Australian guy, I mean this is I mean the chances of this are extraordinary because also the kind of enclave of British autism that's been spread out it's less severe it's less close to the elephant foot that is Rick Stanton but it's still from the same sort of placenta not placenta kombucha mother yeah of autism is Australia so two of the men on this team are Australians yes it's sort of like you're sort of getting away from the Commonwealth it's all we have left it's this fractured patchwork, you know, coalition of what's the saying?

30:26Dr. Richard Harris. Richard Harris. And so not only Harry to his close friends of which they're at zero because it's pretty autistic. But Harry, he is an underwater caver like the rest of them, but he also happens to be a world leading anesthetist. I can't say it. Anesthetist. Yeah. And so Rick Stanton, you know, Batman, calls for Robin and says, I need you to come here and drug these boys. Yeah. and how richard harris is going is this a safe line i'm not going to do that can we do this on a discord or something you're in thailand asked me to come and drug some children uh rick how are things at home mate okay this feels like a bit of a honey trap but he says i'm well i'll come out there and i'll do the cave diving yeah and then rick says if you come and you see these boys you will and you don't drug them then you are seeing these boys knowing they're going to die sorry if you come and you see these boys and you don't drug them then you're seeing the boys are going to die.

31:23And Harry goes, well, okay, I can't, I can't deny that, right? Gets a couple of bags of ket in. He gets the ket. And this is something, by the way. This is something maybe Charlie could maybe help with actually. Yeah. Yes, yeah. But again, you have to be, so you have to be Charlie who can cave die. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the problem is that this guy. It's the combination of skills. Yeah. I mean, a one in a million. He's the one guy in the world who could do this. Yeah. This combination. Extraordinary that this guy exists. So he comes out and also his by the way he says goodbye to his dad who's in the care home right so he and his dad's always like can you stop cave diving and he's like he's all joking like oh yeah no this has been my last dive one last job one last job so the rescue plan on the 7th of July is announced to the press except it's not they say that the kids will be given a minor tranquilizer in order to calm their nerves yeah now what they don't say is yeah we're going to pump them full of care every hour we're giving them care yeah uh how is the key thing about care as a tranquilizer there's many different types is that you stay sort of breathing normally even when you're passed out yes and it keeps you still basically but there's a whole cocktail that richard harris concocts right he says that they are given he says that you need to the the risks of doing this are if any water gets into the mask, they'll drown.

32:46If they panic, they'll drown. Saliva gets produced, they'll drown their own saliva. Bear in mind, they basically need to be lifeless corpses that Rick Stanton can drag through a tiny hole, right? So he gives them ketamine to knock them out, alprozolam to calm them, and then atropine to reduce saliva production. It must be said, the boys are having a fucking night of their lives yeah they're fucking buzz they're like fuck yeah they're in a k-hole yeah being pulled through a cave hole um at this point elon musk is how it comes up with his plan right uh yeah so at this point uh on the seventh also on the seventh yeah so he says that he built a tiny kid-sized submarine yeah that could go through the cave system and he suggested this and then i think he keeps i think he even rocks up to the cave and says let's let me do this does Does he rock up to the cave?