Seatbelts are Anti-Tittist: Harold Wilson (Part 1) | Post War British Prime Ministers, 1945-1979

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1:13welcome back to finn versus history it's the 60s things are groovy oh yeah we're we are racing through the british prime minister's post-war we're now up to harold wilson wilson but stuff starts here yeah 1964 this is it's gone from stiff upper lip to loose lower bum yeah stiff upper lip to stiff cock up an arse that's where we are now the country descends into the toilet here yeah this is where this is where it happens when you're piecing over post-war history and looking at wrong turns this is the big one 1964 i'm just i'm stood by 1964 doing this what could have been is this the first fisting do you think the first fisting happens now yeah first legal fisting first legal fisting fisting has been happening in people's homes yeah it's been a prohibition like speakeasy do you think people are fisted in houses I feel like people are fisted in in clubs and sex dungeons but I'm sure there have been some fistings in houses but I imagine it's more of a yeah you go past a bookshelf you put out a dummy book and you go in and there's a fist that's where you fist I don't think people are fisting in their marital bed yeah it's like moonshine but instead it's like moon bumming sort of no one's fisting on their wedding night no and if they are no one's fisting on their wedding night pre fucking pre Wilson pre Alec Douglas Hume pre Wilson no one is fisting on their wedding night and then Wilson comes in and it's just it's all gloves are off all gloves are off and all hands are up fisting without gloves it starts here people used to shake each other's hands they used to wear a suit and shake each other's hands yeah now they wear each other as gloves.

2:52It's disgusting. People start wearing human beings as gloves. The modern British glove is another man. Yeah. Yeah. We used to have driving gloves. Yeah. And now we have men. Women used to wear marigolds. Yeah. Now they just have another woman's ass. I know. It's disgusting. It's disgraceful. It's all because of this man, Harold Wilson. Look him in the eye. This extremist who takes power in 1964. Yeah. We elect Bin Laden. Bum laden. Bum laden. abama abama bin laden yeah harold wilson the king of butt stuff um this is where this is the real this is i almost feel like we should recap where we've got to because uh when we you know for patrons they'll they'll have had all that batch and then they'll get this batch so like 64 what take us from 45 to 64 harold wilson is coming out of the long long shadow of douglas how can you possibly you know to make a name for yourself after filling the great man's shoes following bridges at the store yeah it's impossible how you've been how do you follow mcintyre because douglas hume has made the office his own as we know you know so it's not an easy thing to follow you know how dare you stand where he stood people say people are angry people are livid Alec Douglas Hume has been elected out in a shock shock a shock defeat yeah like when Winston Churchill lost the election after the war it is and this extremist this bum extremist comes in yeah and suddenly yeah takes the handbrake off everyone's fetid desires but yeah this is this is the shift this is the end of the Edwardians yeah the end of the kind of the war heroes modern Britain as we know it starts in 1964 and I guess it's only the second Labor Prime Minister post-war.

4:41Yeah. And Attlee, who revolutionised the economic structure of the country. Wilson's revolutions are probably social reforms, right? Yes, they are. He's probably the Attlee of being gay. Yeah, he is. He's claiming Batsy Lee. He's claiming Batsy Lee. But he associates himself with the 60s, swinging 60s. This is when, for the first time after the war, London briefly is the the centre of global culture. Yes, briefly. Carnaby Street. You know, this is where all of the new stuff is coming out of here for about two, three years. Let's get to how we're starting every episode of this series. The average house price is£3 ,000.

5:20That's about£55 in today's money. Unemployment rate, 2.4. So it's rising. Yeah. I know, it's gone down a bit. In terms of Britain in 64, the Christmas number one, I Feel Fine by the Beatles. Yeah. Banger, slaps. Are women strumming themselves to I Feel Fine? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Women are throwing their fizzy pants at the Beatles. Jimi Hendrix guitar solo, but with their fannies. Yeah, they're playing their fannies with their teeth. They're setting fire to them. Smashing them off on stage. Steptoe and Son, Match of the Day is on TV. Here we go. Match of the Day, Mary Poppins. Such a lasting legacy.

5:59I didn't know it was a 60s innovation match of the day. Jimmy Savile is on top of the pops. At this point. Ah. Well, at this point, no. No. At this point. a talented young man. No, I think he's bad. I think he's rotten since he's in Leeds, I think. Rotten from birth. Rotten from birth. Should have been drowned in birth. Savile is on top of the pops and he's taking the sexual liberation of the time slightly too far. Well, it's part of the problem is it bursts the door open in a way it hasn't even, no one's put a lid on it until Me Too, really. No. The 60s and Me Too is sort of bookend to the sexual revolution.

6:35Yes. It was like, it'd been so kept up and now it's like freedom. Yeah. Everything's liberal and free. And then you realise, oh, this has actually really opened the door for Raping McGee and his friends. Raping McGee? Well, I just, that's kind of like, that's sort of like John Doe, but for the rapist. I was wondering if he was in Wilson's cabinet. No. Okay. He's an Old Etonian. So let's look at the fittest women. In spite of that, let's look at the fittest women of the age. Jill Masterson, Charlie. Yeah. Oh, hello. Painted gold. Yeah. I on my stag do I got painted gold and I didn't but I wore a gold leotard and with a blonde wig to look like her to look like her yeah yeah because then we played N64 gold I think I've talked about this before in the pod did you get bummed on your stag do I didn't get bummed on my stag do no but that is what Harold Wilson was doing on his stag do right Jill Masterson what are boobs called bub bubbies what's a bubby but spelt B-U-B-B-Y bubby bubby bubby bubby and in terms of the food steaks spaghetti bolognese has arrived spag bowl spag bowl Oi, what's for tea?

7:36Spaghetti bolognese is on the rise. Spag bol. Isn't it amazing to think of this country pre-spag bol? Yeah, I can't imagine it. Can't imagine it. The lifeblood of this country. I love a spag bol with lots of cheese. Yeah, it's working class culture. Yeah. That's their foreign muck that they like, spag bol. Because spaghetti bolognese, it's slightly different to the Italian recipes, right? Yeah. It's a British interpretation. Supposedly you're meant to put milk in it. Really? Yeah. What, a spag bol or Italian ones? no but a bolognese a proper bolognese has got milk a bolognese a bolognese bolognese that's how Harold Wilson calls it but a lot of the 60s you still feel the influence it kind of it's Pandora's box now yes everything that a lot has stayed you know Soho still has a very 60s vibe I feel yes there's like culturally the music is still you know Oasis inspired by the 60s are the biggest touring like it's still the culture of the 60s well Amy Winehouse Adele they're all the 60s Yeah, it still dominates British culture, the 60s.

8:35It's never really been overturned. The whole, like, the identity politics starts in the 60s. With that... Post-modernism, basically. Who's that French cunt that does post-modernism? His name is fucking... Foucault. Francis Foucault? Foucault. Foucault. Francis Fucknugget. Is it Francis Foucault? No, no, that's Francis Fukuyama. Michael Foucault. Michael, yeah. post-structuralist philosophy so he's sort of more 70s and I'd highly recommend his debate with Chomsky it's quite funny because Chomsky has no time for any French philosophy there's a lot of like French posturing smoking a cigarette, what is this what do you know, where are we how do we know that anything is anything what is the age of consent Chomsky who speaks French perfectly is like what the fuck are you talking about really yeah but what does that mean yeah it's just the whole thing is going yeah but what the fuck are you guys talking about because they're outside of the anglosphere's philosophy that's kind of more dominant i guess kind of american british philosophy the french are just on their own thing saying maybe we should lose the edge of consent what is consent consent is meaningless meaningless they're kind of doing their own thing what i want what you want the girls yeah parisian philosophers in the 80s started a proper maybe 70s national debate on lowering the edge of consent to 14 genuinely Genuinely.

9:58To 14? Yeah. Wow. Which wasn't happening anywhere because they look down at any other form of philosophy. So they're kind of on their own path. Yeah. And Chomsky basically says all of French philosophy is a load of bollocks. Justifying pedophilia. Yeah. Yeah, basically. Well, fine. But this is the age. People are now, you know, people have been educating themselves. They've been over-educated in the 50s. Yeah. And now they're getting to the point where the galaxy brain is justifying pedophilia. Yeah. In the 60s. Yeah. And I guess the post-modernism, post-war, there's still that kind of, big ideologies kind of being destroyed believing in things yeah believing in anything the church like the age of consent like the age of consent yeah you know believing in your nation believing in your church believing in the age of consent this is all being washed away now anything is possible yeah it's all fair game and Savile's on top of the pops and he's taking this in he really is he's thinking what is the age of consent yeah first pizza express in 1965 wow wow spirit of the 60s and Foucault interestingly died of AIDS in 1984 because what even is AIDS?

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12:00It's time for race rankings. We've ranked Pakistanis high recently, but let me tell you about Karoolean Indians. Oh, they're performing well at the moment. Listen, they are hot, sexy Indians. They are some hot property. And they are top of my list of my favourite races of people right now. Wow. I mean, this is big news. I mean, you're finding out here that this is the Screen Rock podcast. This is a regular feature we do. We do a bit of race rankings. It's kind of like woke racism whilst talking about social media, really. That's our vibe. Exactly. We pretend that we want to talk about social media.

12:30Really, we want to talk about whether we prefer people from Pakistan or Brazil. And right now, Pakistan are winning, baby. So listen to the Screen Rock podcast, if that's the kind of thing. We'll see you there. Let's get back to Wilson. So in 64, Wilson is coming off the back of a rotten establishment. Right. Douglas Hume towering figure casts his shadow over everything but before that Macmillan lesser known sort of single term he had the Profumo affair blah blah blah that's just the seediness of the Tories there's been a cultural rot and corruption at the heart of the Tory party Wilson on election night postponed Stepton's son to get more people to vote what is Stepton's son it's like a classic British comedy oh right okay it had 14 million viewers wow and this encourages more people to vote when's Morecambe and Wise is this later that's later this was Wilson insists on presenting the Beatles with an award to sort of bolster his man of the people yes and he does this throughout the 60s he really tries to it's very Blair right yeah Blair with Oasis at Downing Street really trying to associate yourself with cool people and he represents this kind of end of the aristocrats yeah he's is he working he's fresh Not really.

13:47I mean, is he a bit... Lower middle, suburban? Yeah, he's lower middle. Is he northern, Harold Wilson? Well, then he's working class then. Yeah, he's in my book. Hottestfield, yeah, he's from Yorkshire. Yorkshire, he's got that. Harold Wilson. Yeah, because everyone before this has been... And he's like... My name's Harold Wilson. The white heater technology. Oh, yeah. I want to let loose the white heater technology. His father was workhouse manager and his mother was fucking school teacher. He was plus net, you know. he was being used for his trustworthy northern accent to sell wifi and tea well this is the first time the northern accent seems trustworthy yeah exactly we didn't trust them until now no yeah they used to have to be literally riddled with sex scandals the posh to lose the rights to be trustworthy and now you've given it to the northerners in the election this is the famous election where a Tory MP in Smedic ran a slogan if you want an N word for a neighbour vote Labour he won

14:46because that's Smethic now where is Smethic Charlie and it's towns too close to Smegma does it not it does sound like Smegma Smethic is a silly name for a place Smethic is a town in West Midlands Smethic I don't want a name for the neighbours so I'm not voting Labour in Smethic that sounds like Enoch Powell well Enoch Powell comes into this famously in the 60s I don't know it's very hard to stop doing that I love that voice. Well, you know what, Powell's actually from the long lineage of the highly educated racist. Yes. He actually has a real throwback. He was the youngest professor in the entire British Empire.

15:22He was a professor in ancient Greek at the age of 25. Crazy. In the University of Sydney. He translated Herodotus when he was like a teenager. Wow. So like an ancient Greek genius, like the old eugenicist sort of tradition where when the race, most racist people - A scholar and a racist is what you'd say about people. he's a scholar of a racist. Well, Enoch Powell, Andrew Marr says, his voice though, the kind of like Cambridge, Birmingham mix that you don't really hear that often. The Enoch Powell, the posh, but on me, it's similar to the Coonsburg, posh Edinburgh. It's more of a kind of class to the stop the boats kind of attitude.

16:02Rivers of blood. Andrew Marr says that this era, we're now entering 64 onwards is there are sort of five or six people dominate politics. Right. Harold Wilson Ted Heath Roy Jenkins right Enoch Powell Tony Benn oh right these are the people that are kind of either they're in number 10 or they're just out causing trouble Powell and Benn are like on the flanks because Powell starts to kick off and Powell starts the long lineage that leads to Farage yes definitely with a bit of a spasm with Nick Griffin yes as we've discussed Griffin Griffin's not the educated racist we must present British civilisation story in the best country in the world.

16:43The rivers of blood speech would not have been as effective had it come from Nick Griffin. So a lot of, there's been a lot of immigration post-wind rush. Yeah. So for kind of the first time properly, the demographics are radically changing with non-white immigration, basically, which is causing a lot of tensions. Which we're fine with. We're completely fine with. We're completely fine with.

17:09There's a... Do you reckon that's what the Labour cabinet was saying? What? We're fine with it. We're absolutely fine with it. We're absolutely fine with it. And then Enoch Powell's just outside going, you sure you're fine with this? Yeah. The bloody record. There's riots in Notting Hill. There's riots in Notting Hill. Yeah. Malcolm X visits Smevik during his UK speaking tour and has a pint in the pub. Nine days later, he was shot. But is that... This is a note, but is that implying that there's a link? I think he shot himself. After going to Smethic. After going to Smethic. So I guess this is actually the beginning of, socially, the consensus is breaking apart.

17:50Yes, the post-war social consensus is, yeah. Economically, it breaks at Thatcher. Yes. But socially, having a figure like Powell and a figure like Tony Benn, suddenly there's real distinct differences between the major parties. Starting to be, yeah. As opposed to the Macmillan sort of Wilson-esque. There wasn't huge differences. But the 70s is when the country is being pulled in both directions, isn't it? Yeah. Which we'll get to. But this really, as you said, is there's less economic change. It's more an absolute onslaught of social change. It's forced down people's throats. Yeah. You know, they've just got over one thing and another thing comes up.

18:27It's forced down people's throats. Big rubber fists with no gloves, with no driving gloves on them. So let's get to his cabinet. There's George Brown, who is the, I don't know what he is. he's a huge alky and he causes a problem I think when just after JFK's assassinated he goes on TV and drunkenly claims to have been best friends with him John John's about best friend he got emotional and drunk yeah I fucking love that guy I fucking love you John he's fucking sick I fucking love you mate people don't say it enough man you're fucking class he's calling Jackie Kennedy he's just the fucking do you know what I always loved your fucking head I loved your head Mate, I was so fucking upset when I heard your head fucking blew up, man.

19:11So sad, man. Callaghan is Chancellor. We'll get on to him because he's at the end of the story. Roy Jenkins, who had loads of affairs, including Jackie Kennedy's sister. Really? He was a dog. Good for you, brother. I think he fucked Anne Fleming as well. Well, who didn't? Everyone's fucking Anne Fleming. I mean, it's more who didn't fuck Anne Fleming. That's true. That's the bullet point. Yeah, it is. Didn't fuck Anne Fleming. Yeah. Anne Fleming was an absolute goer. Then Barbara Castle. You get a blue plaque for not fucking Anne Fleming. Yeah. in this house. Yeah. This man did not fuck Anne Fleming.

19:41Anne Fleming was not fucked here. Barbara Castle who's I think certainly one of the Barbara Castle. Barbara. Again. Not a sexy name. When do the names become sexy? No that's kind of a sexy name. Barbara. Barb's. Go on have a go on this Barb. Barbie Castle. I'm just drinking Barb from the Royal Family. Alright Barb. Barbara. Barbara. Asshole. Look at Barbara Asshole. Have you seen the Barbie Asshole. Barbie Asshole. You sound like a fucking AI. Barbie asshole. Barbie asshole. You have typed in Barbie asshole and I have no results. Are you saying one of the most influential members of Howard Dawson's cabinet was called Barbie asshole?

20:19Makes a lot of sense. Yeah. Anyway, Barbie asshole, one of the foremost female politicians of her age, she campaigns for... She basically is the reason we all have seatbelts. Really? Because when... So seatbelts are introduced during the woke nonsense of... And it's like... So people of the age are going, I'm looking for two words. Yeah. But they don't have the vernacular. They couldn't say woke nonsense because it didn't exist. It didn't exist. But no, but genuinely when seatbelts are introduced, right? Because the first motorway, the first motorway has been, the M1's opened in 1959 because my dad always goes, I'm as old as the M1.

20:55That's his thing that he says. On his birthday, he goes, happy birthday to the M1. You know, that's his thing. He gets a car with a picture of the M1. You have to have a thing. That's his bit, right? He's as old as the M1. um so motorways are around right and but seatbelts aren't a thing and when they're introduced genuinely the response is that's woke nonsense yeah because do you know why because women with big tits can't it can't get them over their tits it's constrictive to women with big tits and her barbie anti-big tits anti-big tits now did barbie arsehole have big tits yeah and then let's check out the chandeliers of barbie arsehole get barbie arseholes chebs out would you get her bubbies up who's Lolo Ferrari she had the biggest boob in the 60s normally you get upset if it's unrelated but Lolo Ferrari she can say French dancer actress and singer who had the largest breast implants of the world biggest puppies in the world yeah anti-seatbelt activist her death in 2000 was ruled a suicide right did she smother herself with her puppies no she wasn't wearing a seatbelt is that why Diana is that why Diana didn't wear a seatbelt didn't have big enough airbags when do they start getting called airbags anyway Barbie arsehole gets in a I don't want to see any of it what's that?

22:11I'm looking at anatomical drawings of intestines what's Barbie surgery? what's that? Barbie arsehole puts a seatbelt she does a campaign where she puts a seatbelt over her over her cheps trying to convince people that it's actually still safe and it's fine it's not anti-big tit I think the Tories have been saying it's anti-big that's anti-big tit that is and she's doing like a how-to guide she's a big reason why yeah you put them betwixt the chebs yeah yeah or you can go under your ass and route let's see okay well let's check out our big bob she's not got massive chebs though so it doesn't really no but that was probably the conservative attack because I'm an empath for I'm pro big cheb I'm a chebist yeah I'm anti small cheb actually anti small cheb virulently anti small cheb so anyway uh seatbelts come in we'll get to that so harold wilson bernie yorkshire uh he's a fucking nerd he's a massive nerd right goes to oxford um meets his wife mary photographic memory fucking pervert yeah absolutely that's in there that's in the wang bang um wilson yeah wilson masturbating he goes cross-eyed he just goes it's like fucking sherlock holmes in his mind palace but just no well but porn is starting to come in right sex shops start populating yeah i know and he doesn't by any point he just goes to a sex shop and just uses photographic memory that's true what you say he goes to a service station just gets top shelf just goes like that i mean bank yeah like weakest link bank and it's just in there yeah um so he goes in the in terms of his war record uh he's basically like a civil servant he joins the war cabinet secretariat right blah blah blah but uh he is a victim of bombing and that he travels out of london for a weekend to put his cat in a cattery and then um the cattery gets bombed and his cat his cat dies damn so 45 minutes silence please i'll probably see this out yeah uh blah blah blah now he starts doing trade negotiations with the ussr in the 40s which is when he begins his tactic of smoking a pipe to buy himself time to think when someone said something confusing interesting so he'd be smoking a pipe this is more my speed so you'd say something i'd love something like that but i'm lighting a pipe i'm going fucking fucking oh fuck it's like me on stage i i use really dramatic pauses when i can't remember what i'm going to say next yeah so i add i imbue what i'm saying with a lot of intellectual value a big swig of a drink people go wow i like go yeah it's like he's really struggling with this idea yeah he's really grappling with this idea and you're just going i don't know what the fuck is it what's the next word is it dildo is it pedos is it jihadi i know there's something about that.

24:51Those are the three jokes I have about dildos, jihadis and pedos. It's a good routine. It's a great routine. It's the only routine there is. Genuinely, I think I could write an hour with just putting 10 words in a fucking... Well, yeah, you could do like a book. You know, everyone says there's only like three stories. There's only ever three stories or whatever. You can be like, there's only one joke. There's only one joke. Jihadi, pedo, pedo, pedo, pedo, dildo. But he uses the pipe to get his working men's image, right? But he doesn't actually love the pipe. he prefers a cigar doesn't love laying pipe well I don't know if he loves laying pipe I think he loves laying pipe do you think yeah yeah we'll get into we'll get into his affairs when we do an episode on his second term yeah but yeah he loves laying pipe yeah is laying pipe sex or poo I've just realised I don't know which one it is that's laying a cable thank you that's poo and laying pipe is I've been using them intermittently are you sorry are you off to lay lay cable or pipe yeah instead of like piss or poo they're like cable or pipe this time yeah um so blah blah blah he's in the cabinet I think he's the youngest ever minister or in the cabinet he's like 30 when he gets into minister so he's kind of a prodigy yeah prodigy prodigy yeah yeah whatever whatever the fucking one of them uh blah blah blah 1963 makes the white heat speech and heat is the same so a lot of these people coming through are like school prodigies swats yeah yeah um so maybe they're like Can you get a video up of a young conservative?

26:19But is this the new generation of politicians then? So it's no longer landed gentry? No. It is people who did well in their fucking GCSEs. Exams, yeah. It's like, yeah, it's like... Let's get a few of them. Yeah, to be fair...

26:39I might do weird things, but I wouldn't class myself as weird. Because I think what's interesting is that a lot of people are career politicians that they go into and they go in from a young age and the kind of people who have enough free time when they're young to go to Conservative Party conferences are such big losers. Yes. It does mean that we have a real fucking cool guy drain from politics. Cool drain. We've got a cool drain. Yeah. We just need some fucking shaggers in there. It's fucking loser central. I think get Sex Scandal back into politics. Rachel Reeves and Keir Starmer. Those are our big two.

27:11Yeah. We need some fucking shaggers in there. And why do they sound like that? I'm fucking missing Cameron. Yeah. And he was a fucking loser as well. Get someone who's stuck there hogging a pig. Someone who's done hog squares. Get a fucking pig fucker in at least. Hog plus hog equals good time. Yeah. Need some shaggers back in. Yeah. Well, Wilson's a bit of a shagger, but we'll get to that. So he wanted to unleash the white heat of technology. And I think the big symbol of the age, when was the BT tower built? You pointed at me because you know what that is. Yeah. Yeah. And I know why it was in the Coldplay song.

27:44very interesting fact go on then this wasn't in the Coldplay song it's named after the Coldplay song what? the BT Tower no sorry lights will guide you home what mention of the BT Tower is there? it's referenced because basically the Coldplay guys were at UCL and the halls are near the BT Tower and therefore when they were coming home for nights out they would look for the BT Tower in order to get into bed it inspired one of their songs they didn't mention it in their songs BT Tower's lights will guide you home and I will try to fix the BT Tower

28:23the massive hit BT Tower will guide you home go on place huge top of the charts images go when was it built 61 64 64 it was built the year that Wilson came in and it's the symbol of the white heat the view of that is the symbol of modernity in the 60s

28:46because it's so fucking white hot yeah um that's their view it's always interesting like the past view of the future though that's the most futuristic thing i mean it still looks i love it's similar to the um the thing in is it alexander platz in uh yes very much so the the ferns there to them the tv tower that looks fucking cool yeah ferns there to them actually does look like a futuristic tower. Is the BT Tower still used? I actually have a fact about this because my dad wanted to go up it for his birthday and my sister's boyfriend works for BT and he organised a trip and he had a lovely time because they're taking it down soon and the restaurant's closed.

29:22The BT Tower's being closed. They're taking the tower down? It's no longer going to be the BT Tower and I think they've closed the restaurant and maybe it's being closed for good at some point. But they're not going to destroy the tower. It's London in 2035. That's a fucking great tower. It's being overrun by poo and Indians. Campaign pain to keep the BT Tower open check if the BT Tower's getting shut down converted into luxury hotel yeah as long as it states that they keep the is BT Tower grade listed let's check that out no come on we can't leave the BT Tower that's all we've got left it's literally a script on reality I'm the biggest fan of the BT Tower in the whole country this is what we're going to make him vote before grade 2 listed yeah they better fucking what does grade 2 and grade 1 mean no idea it's how much planning permission you need to knock him down grade 1 you cannot fucking touch St Paul's Cathedral was grade one.

30:07So what was the twin towers? Well, they don't have a grade system in America. Well, that's why they got knocked down. What do you think? Do you think if it was grade one listed, I'll be like, wait, wait, wait, wait, we can't touch that. You can't go like that. It's historic. It's historic. No, they tried several times to get the planning permission to fly planes into it. Are they knocking it down? Yes. No, they're turning it into a hotel. Yeah. Stop saying yes. Exactly. It could be not knocked down and turned into a hotel. It makes sense they turn it into a hotel. it wouldn't make sense. it's not a hotel shaped yeah it is mate anything could be a fucking hotel your car's a hotel on weekends you tramp your cousin's arse is probably a hotel for 10 minutes every Saturday night it's not being knocked down okay good fine thank you along with the beachy tower anyway Wilson says in his famous white heat speech there will be no room for Luddites in a socialist party for the only result will be that Britain will become a stagnant backwater which it has now become so just reckon with that yeah the britain that is going to be formed in the white heat of this revolution will be no place for the restrictive practices of the outdated methods from either side of industry why is the white heat speech so um definitive why is it such an iconic speech do you think i think it's just the phrase white heat it's just the feeling right it just captured the essence it's telephones it's big tellies yeah it's uh what else is it i don't know radios yeah You know, it's the cutting VHS.

31:32I mean, so is that. It must be, when was the electronic dildo? Not deep heat, Charlie. Check when the first vibrator, electronic vibrator. I don't think we're there yet, surely. 1880? No. By a British physician. By a British man. Sorry. By Dr. Joseph's Mortimer Granville, and it was called Granville's Hammer. While Granville did not intend it for women to treat hysteria, the device was later adopted and marketed for a wider audience, including women for various ailments and eventually for pleasure. Right. When was the modern dildo? Granville's hammer.

32:08The white heat of technology. Modern dildo. When was the modern dildo? We should actually... Is that a steam-powered... Sorry, Granville's hammer was steam-powered. It's a steam-powered dildo. That's great. We should place Wilson. We haven't placed it. 1964. Right. 1964 this is before the AIDS crisis and it's after Elvis no it's after Cliff Richard started right yeah so Cliff is about but AIDS isn't yeah so they know what they know what Cliff looks like we're all going on a summer holiday but not to get AIDS not to get AIDS yeah let's get to his government okay because it is a cavalcade of reform The Murder Act.

32:57He says murder should be illegal. Insane. Insane. He criminalises murder. Who have we elected? This Bin Laden's in number 10. This extremist. He abolishes capital punishment, which I think the last hanging in Britain is 63 or 64, I believe. With Pierpoint. There's a film about Pierpoint. You know Pierpoint? No. He's the great executioner of Britain, who was actually anti-capital punishment in the end. He killed 600 people. Fuck. Wow. wow he's a he's a professional hangman yeah 600 it's crazy oh yeah that's right yeah i read about this he so he did like some of the um the nuremberg nazi war criminals oh did he and then he yeah and then but then he also he came back and he starts doing like a kid who's um done like an armed robbery or something and he's like is this the same is this the same should i be hanging this guy well he's past his peak at that point yeah i guess smaller rooms that's it you can see the color of the seats peter allen and gwyn evans are executed so he so he abolishes capital punishment the race relations act introduces incitement to racial hatred as a criminal offense right cigarette advertising is banned relations act that's you know that's is that where like the hate speech so our free speech laws hate speech being is that before or after you know that's a in America where you can sort of say whatever.