“Stop Pegging Grandad!”: Harold Wilson (Part 2) | Post War British Prime Ministers, 1945-1979

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1:43welcome back to fit versus history we are fucked i'm here with the ratio gold this is part nine nine of our post-war british prime minister series it's all gone to shit it's gone to fucking shit yeah this country's in the toilet we are podcasting live from the bottom of the toilet this is a special episode live from paris which is now britain unbelievably 40 years ago this country had the biggest empire the world had ever seen yeah and now we don't even have a fucking working toilet the toilet you know when you're in the toilet yeah and uh it's automatic light and you have to you're sat in the toilet doing this yeah that's britain in 1974 the humiliating reach the humiliating just could someone and you have to stand up with your trousers down and clap and your shitty arse pants between your legs waving at a like begging for some we are we're in her Harold Wilson second term which is as funny as it gets I think it's as funny as it gets Harold Wilson at this point I don't think there's a better before and after prime ministerial shots he's up there with Blair Charlie can you get a before Harold Wilson in 1964 1964 and then Howard Wilson in 1976.

2:54We've gone from the rudest man ever to sit in office to the tiredest man. Heath, I love you, baby. Heath, poor one out for Heath. I've fucking, I love Ed Heath. The nation's best. No one ever hated women more. No one's ever been a better misogynist than Heath. He's taught through misogyny. Beyond misogyny. Pushed through, what is beyond misogyny? Where do you go? They become invisible. They are invisible. Yeah. Heath does not see women. Howard Wilson is back for another stint. Yeah. 1974 is the crisis year. Yeah. Britain has two elections. Yeah. No one really wins either of them. No. How many times does Wilson go up against Heath?

3:31I think it's four. Four times that they face each other in elections. So Heath versus Wilson is the real grudge match. Yeah. That's fucking. It's two knackered heavyweights slugging each other. Yeah. And also when they say Harold Wilson, oh, he won four elections. He barely. Yeah. They're all like three, four. Yeah. In 66, he wins 60 seat majority. But apart from that, they're all... And from the white heat, vibrant kind of social reformer. Excuse me, big old bird. It works for part nine. Who's doing this? What podcast is doing a 10 part series? Yeah. I don't think anyone's going to see this and go like, we need to do that.

4:08You know what I got? When I set this up, someone who works with us said, do you think about part two? Does the only thing do as well as part ones? Yeah. What about part nine? who's still here who's still here I mean this is the kitchen afters isn't it this is very much the kitchen afters this is 5am the birds are tweeting and a guy who you don't remember when he arrived you don't know who he's friends with is now telling you who did 9-11 well no it's not it's telling you who he's telling you all about Harold Wilson's second government it's an afters in 1976 where someone is ranting conspiracy theories about Harold Wilson right in his second term which is as we've said as funny as it gets.

4:48Harold Wilson. Should we deal with the election or should we place where the country's at? Let's see where the country's at in 1974 as we've done through the series. Unemployment rate 3.6. House price over 10 grand. The blah, blah, blah. Christmas number one. Lonely this Christmas by Mudd. Yeah. It'll be lonely this Christmas. It's bleak time. Ted Heath has come on the TV saying just prepare for a rubbish Christmas. Christmas is going to be shit this year. Kung Fu Fighting. Getting cold for Christmas. Carl Douglas, I believe, did that. Man with the Golden Gun. We're into Roger Moore. Okay. Moore's about.

5:30Moore's about. Gay bond. We've got a gay bond. Yeah. This is what happens when you let the Labour into office. Yeah. That's like a text your dad would send you. Right. This is what happens when Labour gets in. Bond goes gay. Yeah. Roger Moore's here. Gay bond. That's why I don't vote Labour. Sorry? Mr. Bond. Thank you, Charlie. James Bummed more like the name's Bummed James Bummed doesn't really work doesn't work at all I just went in the spirit of trying to push through episode 9 I thought you know what I'm going to take whatever Charlie gives me I'm going to run with it Bummed I'm going to commit Bummed it's chucking Bummed would work better yeah Bummed is just like a German surname no Bummed Bummed James Bummed yeah I guess that works I don't think it works I think it's Bummed the name's Bummed no James Bummed Mr.

6:11Bummed Mr. Bummed because he's gay it works perfectly right Because he's gay. Shaking up my bum. Shaking up my burb. Just coming in. Well, we've already had jugs. Yeah, so what's slang for titties? We've hit titties. Again, Britain has run out of ideas. It's nothing new. This country's got nothing. Titties, fuck it. Oi, show us your titties. The destruction of the future. Yeah. No one has any new words. There's nothing left. You know, we started this series with people calling boobs chandeliers. And now they're just going, Tits. Alcune days. tits titties what what dugs dugs dugs gazongas but who's saying gazongas no one in 1970s saying gazongas but who's saying any headlights i like headlights look at the headlights on her you know when you're driving and someone does this in the mirror it's because your lamp sign on that's what they do i want to know the kind of fellow who's wearing gazongas gazongas yeah who's saying gazungas?

7:12I reckon a few of our fans are saying gazungas. Check out the gazungas on this. Shall we do the election? Hang on. We need to get... What's slang for growlers in 1974? Because again, this is... We're in the 70s. This is the era of the aggressive bush. Vaginas have never been so angry as in the 1970s. A hairy minge is going to come and be... Clunge. This is the clunge election. Clunge has come in. Clunge is in 74. Clunch has amazing staying power. I still think the worst of everything we've had so far is puppies. I think it's just disgusting. I have a theory that the more childlike the euphemism, the more disgusting it is, actually.

7:50So like, you know, cunt isn't as bad as... Well, because cunt's no nonsense. Puppies is fucking rapey as hell. Yeah. Show us your puppies, love. Oi, get your cunt out. It's unpretentious. Crisps were such a staple in 1974 that it survived the 1974 introduction of VAT. This is when VAT comes in. Really? Christ. What were they doing before? Well, they had no money. They're just searching for it. Why have we still got VAT? The lights are on now. So do other countries not do VAT? No. No, not everyone does VAT. And what is it? Is it just taxing everything? It's adding tax if you're earning over a certain amount or if the company is earning, you know.

8:32I don't fucking know. I don't care. So the 1974 election, and it feels like an election. Sorry, we need to look at who Jane Seymour and Brit Eklund, what they look like. Come on. Fit women through the ages. Miss England 74. That's Cathy Anders. Now is that white Miss England or black Miss England? From the South African perspective, this is how they play Miss World. Jane Seymour's an absolute smoke show. Not that one. That one is ugly as sin. Get her off my screen. Jane Seymour, the Bond girl, is gorgeous. And I think she's got a bit of Lorraine Kelly about her. She does have a Lorraine Kelly again.

9:01Can you tell how I'm excited? My cadence has increased. Young Jane Seymour, please. My heart rate's increased. I think she looks better with age, I think. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Better with AIDS? No. You know what they say? She just looks better with AIDS. Give her AIDS and she'll look a lot fitter. No. Yeah, I think Jane Seymour is an absolute smoke show now and then. English Rose, 74 elections. 74 elections. 1974 is an absolute crisis. Yeah. It's the closest this country ever gets to a military coup. Yes. It's Latin America. it's Greece as I've said it's the stuff you read about it happens here it happens here that it could happen here devastating to but we're shit at sport because normally if you're a third world country yeah you can it's through sport that you can you've got strikers with long hair that are doing step overs exactly and we don't even fucking qualify for the World Cup India's great at cricket fucking Brazil's great at football but we're shit we're getting shit at everything snooker snooker's about to get really big but no one else is playing snooker there's a canadian cliff thorburn cliff thorburn but this is a heart club they're like sex symbols the snooker players it's hilarious could we actually could we be talking about the fittest woman we should get up the the pinups type in um got snooker player 70s yeah the fact that this is what attracts women to snooker is this guy this is a male sex symbol uh they're all bad boys yeah Oh my God.

10:30I mean, Gods of Snooker is one of the great TV shows. Absolutely amazing. Highly recommended it. And it's all to do with colour TV. I didn't know that. Oh, because you see the green table and... They put snooker front and centre of the big switch to colour TV to promote, to advertise colour TV. Just because it's got... Because you can't watch snooker in black and white. Right. Famously. Yeah, snooker in black and white is rubbish. It's an anti-colourblind game, snooker. Yeah, yeah. So they promoted it to turn to colour TV in the late 60s. Right. Um, and so that's why it got so big. Yeah. And women.

11:03Also, hooliganism and we were shit at football. So people, people wanted an excuse to watch something that wasn't football. Women are frothing. They're changing. They got fizzy pants. They're in tight suits. They're leaning across the table. Cause it is. Yeah. It's so phallic. It's so phallic. They've got a long, thin cock and they're poking a ball. I mean, it is literally cock and balls. It is cock and balls. Cock and balls in a pocket. It's actually incredibly fucking crude. I'm fucking hot. I'm getting, I'm getting hot talking about snooker. Yeah. it's getting a long stick and potting a ball in a hole.

11:33And also, there's a cut chair because the whole point of snooker is that if you're the opposition, your guy just does 147 break or whatever. You don't get up. You don't get up. You just sat there and you have to watch him fuck the table. Yeah, you're Harold McMillan. You are Harold McMillan and that's my table. And he's like, yeah, I'm fucking your table. One of someone's favourite food is a quote, massive dirty curry. Hang on. Sorry. You can have a massive dirty fry up. I really didn't see curry coming. I mean, dirty curry. Dirty curry. You don't want to eat a dirty curry. That's going to give you the runs.

12:03Yeah, but what's a clean curry? Yeah, no one's eating clean curries. It's by very definition dirty. He says, quote, there's nothing like it after a snooker match. A dirty curry. Well, Ronnie fucking hates snooker. Yeah, he does. You know what I'm talking about snooker? Yeah, he does hate snooker. He says his advice, his big regret, the greatest snooker player ever, his biggest regret in life is getting into snooker. Yeah. He says, what a waste of time. If I waste my life. He was like, I wish I'd put myself, I wish I'd put my efforts into any other sport. Yeah. Because I'm inside all day. I'm the best at it.

12:34And what's it got me? No, no. It's a rubbish sport. It's rubbish. You know, if you look at the younger players coming through, they're not that good, really. Snooker's fucking great. Yeah, I love snooker. There's lawless. Right. Fellow historians, this podcast is sponsored by Surfshark. Yeah. Now, listen, if you're using public Wi-Fi, did you know you're at risk? Why? I don't know. Well, it's much like public toilets. Right. You're at risk of getting - Chlamydia, off the rim. Chlamydia, AIDS, everything. Yeah. Sexual diseases in the air, travel in the air. Right. So these are digital STDs. I think it's real.

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16:07Nothing better than dirty curry after a snooker match. What is it? Just the same as a curry, just you know the chef hasn't washed their hands. What's a dirty curry? Street food. Street food, deli. Anyway, right. 1974, the year of two elections. In the heat of the three-day week and the minor strikes, Heath calls an election to cement his place as prime minister and to try and win a mandate from the electorate. Who governs Britain? We talked about this. And they said, not you, brother. Not you, fuckface, you pedo. Yeah. not you you fucking nonce as we said Enoch Powell leaves the Conservatives in a huff and now the electorate deliver a hung parliament yeah Heath tries to form the lines with the Liberal Party under the dandiest Jeremy Thorpe yeah now we're doing a patron specific series on the Thorpe affair so this is one of the best the Liberals ever do yeah post war six million votes goes to the dandiest Jeremy Thorpe the openly gay yeah god there's a lot of fucking noncing around isn't there it's Britain in the 70s this is culturally we haven't really moved on the lights are out you can do whatever you want thank you it's a three day week what are you doing with the other four fucking kids it's where Britain's paedophile industrial complex begins our great export our great export so Thorpe wanted electoral reform the conservatives were unwilling to concede also he was in the midst of a very sticky affair where ultimately long story short a dog dies yeah he hides a hitman he hides a hitman to shoot a dog anyway that's on the Patreon we'll deal with Thorpe fair there but anyway labor form a minority government yeah heath is removed from number 10 love you teddy good night gone but not forgotten wherever you are i know you're looking up at us labor win 301 seats so they're governing you know it's a supply and demand we've got nothing wilson does not expect to be back in at this point he's got back in he's knackered he's absolutely fucking exhausted so the reason that 1974 is so funny is because the psychedrama that's going on behind number 10.

18:04It's a telenovela. Yeah. But it's Britain. Yeah. And it's not dramatic. Yeah. Right. So it's not glamorous. No. But it's very funny. It's incredibly funny. It's a kitchen sink drama. Yeah, it is. Literally. It's an Alan Bennett telenovela. That's what the Wilson second term is. It's a telenovela written by a boring Yorkshire man. Yeah, yeah. So Wilson governs with an intimate, small political circle who get termed the kitchen cabinet. Yeah. Joe Haynes, his press secretary, Bernard Donoghue is policy unit chief and Marcia Williams. Most importantly, Marcia Williams. Political secretary. Now she's fascinating.

18:39She is incredible. She's one of the great women. She's one of the great women. I, um, you know, I want to pay her her dues. We got it. And we very rarely pay women dues on this podcast. No, we very rarely pay Jews women. No, it goes both ways. Jews and women do not do well in this podcast. This is a wasp podcast for men, a wasp men podcast. Marcia Williams is an absolute boss level bitch. Yeah. And I say that with love. Yeah, well-behaved women don't make history. You're goddamn right. Marcia Williams. She's fucking naughty as hell. Marcia Williams might be the greatest prime minister we never had.

19:11Yeah. Marcia Williams is Wilson's private secretary and also basically his second wife. All these women saying, I'm a girl boss slave because they've got a big water bottle and they're a manager at a marketing company. Yeah. This is how you become a girl boss slave. Wilson had had, so he's married to Mary Wilson since the 30s. his childhood sweetheart. But Mary Wilson has no interest in politics. Yeah. She genuinely just doesn't give a shit about it. She thought he was going to live a quiet life as an academic. Yeah. He's a fusty academic. He's a nerd. Yeah. But now he's got a second term, she's even more angry.

19:43So you can imagine there's a sort of level of sexual neglect going on. Right? No interest in politics, no interest in Harold Wilson's penis. All right. And Harold's Wilson is not getting any. Marcia Williams had an affair with Harold Wilson back in the 50s. Right. right and so but in true marcia williams style she tells harold wilson's wife i went to bed with your husband six times in 1956 and it wasn't satisfactory i love her yeah absolutely the most powerful man in the country just getting absolutely fucking humiliated by his let's let's face it dominatrix yeah i mean there is a real sub-dom relationship going on um and it bear in mind the political context that Wilson's second term starts with the three-day week you know if they're in a doom spiral it's like me and the mince pies inflation just the mince pies aren't touching the sides at this point yeah one of the first main issues of government that they have to deal with is is who gets to eat lunch in Downing Street right lunch becomes the very political very political yeah they've got a lot of stuff that we become French for a second yeah exactly yeah genuinely we are because Wilson does not want to deal with the problems that the country has because they're intractable.

20:55Like he just can't, he can't feel like he can break the post-war consensus. So Marcia's presence during Wilson's meals caused so much disruption that aides negotiated a solution. Harold Wilson, the prime minister, was forced to eat lunch alone. Marcia would become enraged if she discovered he had dined with other aides. Yeah. So she's completely managing his whole political life. She's managing who gets to meet him. She gets absolutely livid if he ever goes against what she says. and he has to follow him everywhere yeah so there's a luncheon he's having with his aides and and marcia erupts when white bait is served yeah now because one thing we should say about harry wilson he's a fucking stone cold patriot yeah he he hates anything that's not yeah white carbs yeah like you know he's not having a dirty curry yeah he believes in patriotism he's a patriot he loves like charlie what can you just get what's the most british meal imaginable something like a prawn cocktail to start roast beef overboiled cabbage carrots peas Side of brown sauce just in case.

21:54Spot a dick for dessert. Type in more British. More British. Starter, a single slice of cold pork pie. Straight from the fridge. Piccadilly. A side of limp iceberg lettuce. Yeah. Full Sunday roast and full English breakfast mashed into one plate. Roast beef, Yorkshire pudds, fried egg, baked beans. For dessert, a jam roly-poly pudding drenched in custard. White bread and butter on the side. Yeah, come on. That's it. That's absolutely it. Type in more British see what happens. Type in more British. Bread and butter pudding. I fucking love bread and butter pudding. I'm not a fan. Really? No, I don't like it.

22:24You fucking traitor. Yeah, for me, it's too British for me. My plagiarism stops at bread and butter. Start at Jelly Deals. Jelly Deals, pickled egg from the jar in the pub that's been there since the 70s. Grey boiled beef. Boiled potatoes. Brussels sprouts boiled for 45 minutes. Bread sliced with margarine. All drowned in gravy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is Wilson's fare. He loves it. marcia williams right kicks off at the white bait that's been served because she declares that she hates them for looking at her from the plate and then wilson says that they only came from a home for the blind he's a funny guy he's got some wit to marcia storms out in fury because of the joke because wilson then starts speaking to someone else yeah just no just purely because she's not being talked to by him um and so it's a very different downing street to what had been there two weeks it's down it's down it's down syndrome it's down syndrome 1974 is 10 down syndrome street genuinely because because all their only policy is about lunch yeah which is what and every day it'd be like is ice cream yet you know the covid briefings in down syndrome street uh it's free ice cream day but two weeks earlier sprinkles ted heath was in power who's the Minister for sprinkles.

23:48Minister for horses. Minister for sprinkles. Minister for cuddles. Minister for... We're streeting. Minister for bombing into a pool. Minister for cowboy hats. This is 10th Downing Street. Sorry, you were saying. Ted Heath. Ted Heath is a very different Downing Street. It's funny that it's happened within the same year. Yeah. You've had literally the same year. You've had 10th Downing Street where women are invisible. Yeah. Don't exist. You cannot see. he's walking through them yes to harold wilson's where women are dominatrix his press secretary is riding around with a with a collar yeah and a leash yeah you know i just want to just to pause this right let's just look through the prime ministers that we've had yeah since churchill yeah you've got eden who's an like who fucks it yeah mcmillan who's a 30-year test cricket level cuck yeah right the great the great douglas hughes right then you've got ted heath who is is possibly a paedophile and then you've got wilson's second term where he is being dominatrix by his own cabinet the the sexual proclivities of this country's prime ministers post-war really do run in parallel to our economic decline yeah so um there's another great story where after the um unexpected election win.

25:07This is my favourite. AIDS plan A. So is this the first election of 1974 that this happens? I don't know. So amidst all the talk of lunch and Wilson being domed, the country is falling apart. Yeah, to be fair. To be fair, it's completely falling apart. Wilson with the unions, I think what he does is he goes, right, I'm not going to give you more money or give you a bit more money, but I'm mainly going to just give you all these health and safety benefits. I think he does introduce health and safety in the workplace. 75 it's more yet more work nonsense yeah to go with decriminalizing back to the original playbook which is if back to the corner woke nonsense yeah just liberalize everything yeah um so in the midst of all this chaos uh he introduces um a 98 top rate of tax 98 that's crazy on anything there's already 95 yeah and he goes more 98 on unearned income right so this means that roger moore yeah fucks off yeah by the end of the decade james bond is being made in france right because he can't afford they can't because it's fucked yeah jagger goes to france yeah bowie calls for a right wing dictator he goes fascist he goes fascist but there's a fascist stage because of how high the taxes were you turn bowie fascist that's how high taxes are bowie goes hitler does a kanye yeah he does yeah exactly and mudhaar hitler bowie the most like you know the role model to anyone whose gender is a bit on the fence or like a non-binary becomes hitler that's how high i mean 98 it is crazy there's nowhere to go from there no you can't you're basically saying anything you earn you can pay to the government i mean give me that yeah give me that right now yeah um also mccartney stays yeah he's a patriot mccartney stays he's staying through thick and thin but also it's 98 % but nothing works so it's not as if you're getting amazing services it's Cuba essentially is what it is so part of the reason as well is his negotiations we talk about his negotiations with the miners I believe that he basically gives them what they want to the point where one of the head union bosses is like well my job is to get the best deal for my constituents but your job is to run the country because it's like he's like well i'll just give you what you want it's like no your job is to say no your job is to say no to me yeah because i'm doing i'm only acting out of the interest of my fucking constituents yeah you're doing the whole country yeah so it just gives everyone everything so um there is mumblings in the gentleman's clubs of london and 74 of uh whether they should take over in a hardline military coup so it's all collapsing but there's still the old school gentlemen's boys clubs these kind of like after dinner macmillan throwbacks yeah people who've seen action in the 50s in the empire so this guy called general batty crease he's around there's general sir walter walker yeah who is um he's in his 60s he's from a military family he led troops in malaya and borneo smashing the reds right there's always whenever there's like whenever left-wing policies are sort of failing or it's ground to the halt there's all a military guy will always poke his head up and say, well, should we just fucking kick him out?

28:20Should we just do this? Do you want to go nuclear? So he, Walter Walker does not have, he doesn't have modern sensibilities around gay rights, let's say. What does that mean? He's on record as saying that gay men treat the human sewer like a playground. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which to be fair. So he'd hate Charlie. Yeah, I think that about Charlie. I mean, I regularly say that, be private to you about Charlie. They use the human sewers. I can't believe we've got someone producing this who uses the human sewer as a playground. He's literally on the swings in the human sewer. Whee! Going down the slide.

28:53He treats a man's arsehole like a flume. Yeah, it's a slip and slide. You know, when you go to a water park and it goes outside into the car park for a little bit, that's you in a man's arsehole. Going out the arse, round through the legs, back into the arse. So Walker then starts giving TV interviews. This guy's not a sloucher, is he? no he's not he's got a straight back um he does a documentary called a day in the life of a general which has never aired for security reasons but he believes it's banned because he was revealing the true state of affairs which the politicians are hiding from the public there's also uh in july he writes a letter to the telegraph calling for a quote dynamic invigorating uplifting leadership above party politics to save the country from the communist trojan horse in our midst um he ominously declared i hope people will choose rule by the gun in preference to anarchy um he claimed to have at least 100 000 members there's also david sterling who founds the sas who's in rogue heroes which absolutely slaps what a brilliant series that is he kicks he's like i'll go for it i'll go for it yeah but then he i think he gets um cold feet and ducks out quite quickly but there is just there's talk among about having a right wing coup and then i think it is in july 1974, Heathrow gets taken over by the military.

30:11It's called Operation Menion or something anyway. Howard Wilson doesn't know about this and he thinks it's the start of a takeover. And bear in mind, this is 1974, so there's bombs going off everywhere. IRA are bombing, Operation Marmion. Bombs are going off everywhere. There's driving bass songs going outside your window. Yeah, it's constant. Yeah. It's like living next to Victoria Park during field day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Except, except the Republicans are having a failed day. Yeah. It's actually to test security procedures in the face of a potential terrorist attack. Wilson doesn't know this.

30:43So they have a pretend coup. Yeah. Wilson doesn't know this, hears about it, and basically thinks they're coming for him. So what does he do? Well, something we should talk about is - Has lunch. He has lunch. He has some white bait. He has a fried egg and some grey beef to calm down. Well, I'll just set Marcia on him. Yeah. He, we should talk about his paranoia, because to be fair - Justified paranoia. To be fair, he has been being like tapped by MI5 since the 40s. He's exhausted, drinking way more than he used to. Oh, let's get his daily drinking routine up. He's getting absolutely cunted regularly.

31:13Could be the drunkest Prime Minister since Churchill. Yeah, yeah, definitely. But are these guys getting hangovers? Are they having a hangover? Well, this is what I don't understand about the 70s. I know it's all fucked, but the liquid lunch, they're still turning up for work. Yeah. If I'm getting... I would not be able... I don't know how you can maintain a day. That's because you're a lily liver Gen Z. I guess so. I guess they're just built different. Yeah. But also they're waking up and they're having like, then, you know, they're getting a glass of whiskey and cracking egg yolks into it. And they're just down in that.

31:42Is this Wilson? So he'd have, yeah, he'd have, um, brandies before PMQs. Uh, you meet, you meet journal, a journalist, you go for a bottle of wine, you have a couple of snifters, then they go back to Downing Street and have brandy and then carry on the day. I mean, how does anything get done? from like 2 p.m. onwards. Crazy. It's madness. It must be built different. Well, the productivity, your three days, you have electricity. Yeah. And then even on those three days, from 2 p.m., you're drunk. But is it possible that, obviously now the association is like, you have a pint, I'm not going to work again.

32:17Yeah. But back then it's like, I'll have a pint, let's do a load of like typing. Well, it's just like having your morning coffee. Yeah. It's almost like you could just, the energy just goes in the direction of work. This is when pints were coffee. Yeah. So are you saying that maybe, because kind of in a Pavlovian sense, when I have a pint, it's after a long day at work. You think I'm relaxing, whereas they're like going into it. even the smell of beer, it's like, fuck, I better do my email. They smell a beer and they need a shit. Yeah, yeah. So waking up, yeah, maybe. Right, come on. Probably, right.

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