The Dickless-Accountant Industrial Complex | The White Slave Trade (Part 1)

1 Jun 2026 · 1 h 4 min · 34 chapters

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In short

The episode claims to trace “white slavery” (enslavement and trafficking of Europeans) from early medieval Europe through the Holy Roman Empire’s expansion under Otto I, a transregional slave trade, and later Ottoman practices like the devshirme system. It argues the trade was driven by economics and religious/legal loopholes, and it claims parallels to later human trafficking and modern exploitation.

Guests

Horatio Gould (co-host/guest). The transcript also includes “Charlie” and “Finn vs. History” hosts, but no clear biographical details are provided for any participant.

Key claims

Slavery is framed as an early economic “business model.” Otto I is presented as a major initiator of documented “white slave” commerce, allegedly enslaving Slavic “pagan” peoples. Jewish merchants are claimed to transport slaves between Islamic and Christian lands, with a Pope permitting transport if captives were “pagans.” Verdun is described as a processing center for castration to supply eunuchs for Moorish/Caliphal Spain. The system is said to collapse when Slavic elites convert to Christianity. Later, the Ottoman devshirme is described as forcibly relocating Christian boys, converting and educating them.

Notable examples

Otto crowned Holy Roman Emperor in 962; Verdun as a castration/processing center; “Sacaliba” (fair-haired captives) for Cordoba; eunuch castration methods; devshirme boys aged 7–20; Ibn Butlan’s guide for “purchasing” slaves.

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Introduction to White Slavery

0:00 to 1:00

Exploration of the history of white slavery and its context.

“From 1530 to 1780, over a million white Europeans were enslaved by Africans.”

Personal Experiences and Health

1:00 to 2:00

Discussion on personal health issues and how they relate to the work environment.

“You give them one pair of shoes, they never change them again!”

Footwear and Cultural References

2:00 to 5:00

Light-hearted banter about footwear and cultural observations.

“How am I going to guarantee them keep morale when I'm putting them in the field?”

The Role of Music in Morale

5:00 to 7:00

Examining how music impacts morale among enslaved people.

“If you want to get out of dinner parties, pull this ripcord now.”

Introduction of the Episode's Topic

7:00 to 10:00

Setting the stage to discuss the history of white slavery.

“are talking about our heritage yes and so you know we're free at last free at last Because I'm a creep.”

Historical Context of White Slavery

10:00 to 12:34

Delving into the origins and context of white slavery throughout history.

“History does not rhyme, echo, but it rhymes.”

Historical Context of White Slavery

12:39 to 13:00

Delving into the origins and context of white slavery throughout history.

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Otto the Great and the Slave Trade

13:00 to 14:00

Discussion on the role of Otto the Great in the context of white slavery.

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Introduction to Warfare Transformation

14:00 to 14:37

Learn about the rapid advancements in modern warfare technology.

“We look at the fastest, most intense transformation of warfare in half a century.”

Controversies Around Historical Figures

14:50 to 16:39

Discuss the implications of historical narratives and figures like Otto the Great.

“You know, Christopher Columbus Day, that was taken away because he was naughty.”
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Cultural Reflections on Slavery

16:39 to 17:48

Exploring the cultural significance and historical context of songs related to slavery.

“It should be like three bullet points for this whole.”

Otto I and the Expansion of the Holy Roman Empire

17:48 to 19:34

Learn about Otto I's conquests and the expansion of the Holy Roman Empire.

“God, this is going to be such a tough episode.”

Enslavement Justifications

19:34 to 21:20

Discuss the justifications used by Otto I for enslaving peoples and the origins of the term 'slave'.

“And by our, I mean Eastern Europeans who I feel no connection with at all.”

The Trade of Slavery in Historical Context

21:20 to 23:16

An exploration of the historical trade routes and the complexities of slave trading.

“So, but this whole trade is run by Jewish merchants.”

Slavery Markets and Processing Centers

23:16 to 25:04

Learn about the major slave markets of the past and their operations.

“Because my Danish twins, I'm related to these Danish twin ladies.”

Castration and Slave Value

25:04 to 27:26

Discuss the role of castration in the slave trade and its implications.

“So slaves would be taken from the eastern, the Lebensraum.”

Castration Practices in Verdun

27:26 to 28:00

Explore the surgical practices related to castration in the 10th century and their cultural significance.

The Eunuch Industrial Complex

28:00 to 32:59

Explore the historical practices of castration in medieval Europe and its implications.

The Role of White Slaves

33:00 to 34:39

Discuss how white slaves were utilized in bureaucratic roles and their societal implications.

“But what's fascinating is how they put the white slaves to work.”

The Role of White Slaves

34:40 to 35:34

Discuss how white slaves were utilized in bureaucratic roles and their societal implications.

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The Role of White Slaves

35:37 to 36:00

Discuss how white slaves were utilized in bureaucratic roles and their societal implications.

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The Economics of Slavery

37:16 to 42:01

Analyze the economic impacts of the white slave trade and its eventual decline.

“So the S-words are forced to serve in a multitude of different ways.”

The Shift from White Slavery to Agriculture

42:01 to 43:16

Discusses the decline of white slavery due to economic changes rather than moral outrage.

“So the Caliphate, basically, the silver that goes through Otto the Great's Holy Roman Empire, I mean, it builds the Holy Roman Empire's wealth.”

Humor and Commentary on Slavery

43:17 to 43:48

Hosts share humorous and uncomfortable reflections on the nature of slavery throughout history.

“And we did it up until the last possible point.”

Film Discussion: Afarim

43:49 to 45:29

An analysis of the Romanian film 'Afarim' and its depiction of white slavery and racism.

“I will be talking about the white slave experience.”

The Devshirme System and Physiognomy

45:30 to 47:20

Explores the Ottoman Empire's Devshirme system of child recruitment and its early physiognomic practices.

“of garden scissors and chops his knob off.”

Ibn Butlan's Guide to Slave Purchasing

47:21 to 48:30

Discusses the historical guide by Ibn Butlan on desirable and undesirable traits in slaves.

“Because Ibn Butlan, again, an early Islamic...”

Traits and Preferences in Slave Trading

48:31 to 49:41

Describes the characteristics considered desirable in slaves according to historical accounts.

“The undesirable traits, again, these are not my words.”

Judgments on Race and Slavery

49:42 to 50:57

Analyzes how various ethnicities were viewed in the context of slavery and pleasure.

“Now, he writes a guide as to how you would go through a slave market and look for defects in a white slave.”

Mansa Musa and the Dynamics of Slavery

50:58 to 53:35

Discusses Mansa Musa's empire and the unique position of white slaves in West Africa.

The Complexities of Historical Slave Trade

53:36 to 56:00

Examines the interconnectedness of different slave trades and the historical context of slavery.

“Take yourself back a thousand years and someone like you would have been in the Slavic corridor of the Holy Roman Empire.”

The Complexity of Slavery

56:00 to 57:44

Explore the historical context of different slave groups and their trade.

“Whites are not the only slaves in this town.”

Beauty Standards and Historical Enslavement

57:44 to 1:01:42

Discuss the historical perceptions of beauty and their connection to slavery.

“You know, they're looking down the south coast.”

North African Piracy and Slave Trade

1:01:42 to 1:03:09

Analyze the rise of North African piracy and its implications for European slaves.

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0:00From 1530 to 1780, over a million white Europeans were enslaved by Africans. This is their story. These slaves are in great health. Strong! Zero disabilities! Actually, I've got ADHD. Not all disabilities are visible. And I do find the work environment quite overstimulating. Also, I'd like to say that I suffer from lots of social anxiety. So having a room with lots of people, my social battery gets drained incredibly quickly. I've also got eczema as well on the back of my knee. What do I feed them? White bread, any bread, simple. Sorry, I'm actually gluten intolerant, so I'm trying to cut processed carbs out of my diet.

0:42If I'm going to have bread, maybe a rye bread or something like that. While we're on the topic, I'm trying to cut out dairy. I get quite gassy after cheese. I can reintroduce it maybe later. Ideally, we could have five ferments a day. That's good for guts. To be fair, though, bro, I don't feel like I can afford both of them with a trainer budget right now. It's too much. That is the beauty of the white sleeve! You give them one pair of shoes, they never change them again! What, so you're telling me they get the dirty Jordans and they just leave it? That's how they like it! The only thing we ask is that the shoes have a sensible heel.

1:15Ankle sport. But to be honest, if you buy a sensible pair of shoes, you shouldn't have to replace them. For years, they'll last their life. Any mountain warehouse will repair them if they get hampshed. And you don't just save money on the trainers. on the cloth, you can buy smoke cloth because they all have very small cocks. Oh, well, well, excuse me, we're tall men. They just look small. Well, proportionally. They're not big cocks. I wouldn't want to brag about it. Yeah, but they're not small. We're just tall. Just to clarify. If we were short, they'd look normal sized. It's a perspective, really.

1:49It's a perspective thing. They're smoke cocks. The only thing though, bro, they've been talking a lot. They don't seem the most obedient, are they? Oh, that! Watch this! Catch! Oh, oh, oh! Oh, my, my, my! Get that here! My mayonnaise! That's my mayonnaise! That's my mayonnaise! Don't you think, man. Look at them. They're very scrooby. Look at their vibe. It's off. How am I going to guarantee them keep morale when I'm putting them in the field? Ah, that's the thing. Their music is very important to them. Yes, it boosts their morale, boosts the white spirits. It's calling Caucasian spiritual. I'm a creep, I'm a widow.

2:34Oppressive on the air. Offbeat, but they move. I'm so sorry. Wake me up in jail. Can't wake up. Lights will guide you home.

2:55I'll take the one with a really small cock. Well, that would be him. That would be him. Well, that would be him. Who's the one with the small cock? Well, I'm taller, so don't actually be smaller. I'm taller. Average size. I'm taller with a smaller cock. No, I mean, no, no, I'm taller with a bigger cock. No, no, no, not what I said. Dave Portnoy here. The wait is over. Football is here and so is DraftKings. DraftKings is now live in all 50 states. One app, every sport, nationwide. New DraftKings customers. Sign up with code SPOTIFY. Spend$5 to get$200 in rewards within 21 days. Includes all markets.

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4:18Welcome back to Finn vs. History. I'm joined by Horatio Gould. Fuck you, master. And this is explosive. Today we're talking about the history of white slavery. Yes. And that is not African slavery from the white perspective. Nope. We will be touching that. Yes. But today we are talking about when whites were enslaved. And I didn't know, I knew a bit of this, but not all of it. Yeah. And my God. And it's never been more relevant. If not now, then when? Okay. This story is genuinely explosive. Yes. And it's also the selective history that you should be bringing up at every family gathering. If you want to get out of dinner parties, pull this ripcord now.

5:08The information we're going to give you will lose your entire social circle overnight. I told my dad, my dad making small talks said, what episode are you doing next week? I said, oh, we're doing white slavery. Oh, you mean the Barbary Pirates? He's already done all the... Elon Musk has shared it on his Twitter. This is all. Well, listen, we are getting into... There's two types of hum, actually, aren't there? Yes. There's the sort of safe, nerdy, I'm actually... And then there's the sort of more Errol Musk hum, actually. Yes. Obviously. Obviously. Obviously. It's common knowledge, obviously. And that is what we're in danger...

5:42We're in danger of giving some terrible people some violent ammunition with this episode. There is a genuinely interesting history that isn't talked about, but how you use that history. That's up to you. That's up to you. We can only give you the information. Okay. What you do with it is up to you, but not in our name. Yeah. It's a very dangerous hum, actually. This is absolute. This is weapons grade history. Okay. This is not to be trifled with. I'm putting a trigger warning now. If you were ever thinking about going to the Unite the Kingdom rally, do not listen to this episode. Please. we don't need this stuff okay it's too good this is absolute radioactive material now uh the origins of white it should be said in our next sound like a gb news i've done my best we just had someone dressed up as winston churchill we're in tears speaking to an actor pretending to be winston churchill that segment's over now yeah the origins of white slavery yeah i've done my best visually to try and counteract yes some of the series yeah we try to go as gay as possible yeah so you can see that but this is a devastatingly sad story and it's a story that needs to be told it does is a story that needs to be done and who better to tell it than us than now so um the history of white slavery goes back as far as time itself uh we are talking about our heritage yes and so you know we're free at last free at last Because I'm a creep.

7:11The Caucasian spiritual. I'm a weirdo. Now, slavery sort of begins when humans start farming in the Neolithic Age, where basically they suddenly have surplus goods. Slavery is one of the first things that people come up with before anything else. Before the wheel. It's quite funny that we invented slavery before the wheel, because we needed someone to build the wheel for it. The guy who comes up with the wheel is not going, well, I'm going to do that. Kind of one of the first ideas just ever. You do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. You do it. Yeah. Fuck off. You do it. Okay, I'll do it.

7:45Yeah. So when people start farming and they create excess goods, then suddenly they have a reason to employ people to make it for them. Yeah. And that's the start of the modern economy, I suppose. So there's even like - And it's efficient. Well, yes. Yeah. If you're trying to make profit or produce, having workers you don't have to pay, it's so good for the business model. Unbelievable business model. Yeah. Before we get into it, let's just say now, slavery, economically, fantastic. Just like this business, we're now employing people full time. Yes. We would make more money if they were slaves.

8:23Oh, if only slavery was legal. Because if they were slaves, they also wouldn't have to work nine to five. We could work them the whole time. Yes. It would be much better for the business. It's a phenomenal business model. Okay. It would be very funny to go on like a Scott Galloway podcast or a Stephen Bartlett podcast and be like, no, no, guys. This is what young startups, young CEOs, this is my one advice. Yeah. Enslave your labor. Slave labor. Slave labor. Human trafficking. Slave labor. Okay? Because take people from countries with families where they won't be missed. Be missed. Yes. And then get them locked up in a basement.

8:56Yeah. Get them working. It's a phenomenal business. What else is Romanian for? The profit margins. Why is it there? Okay? It's free labor. So this sort of begins as the story is old to time. But really, the beginning of the first sort of grand puppet master of white slavery is Otto the Great. We return to the Holy Roman Empire, the First Reich. He is one of the first. Is there not anything in ancient history? We've gone to the 10th century, but there's been white slavery. Well, I suppose the Egyptians have any. The Romans are slaving Egyptians. The Romans must have taken Britons as slaves. We can't know.

9:33we can't know we can't possibly know we can only assume so we're skipping ahead to otter the great what to try because this is where so much white slavery we're skipping a lot yes listen we want to get because we only have two episodes say then sorry i don't want to miss out any about yorick and varvick who got slave but we want to we're talking about the white slave trade right okay that's what it's it's the commerce of selling people that look like you and me yeah for for money i mean i mean this this is devastatingly sad this topic okay because you know genuinely i didn't really understand why everyone was upset about slavery until i realized it might happen to me yeah and it did happen to you and now i'm like wow slavery is an issue well what yeah this is this is an issue white slavery is terrible and there needs to be more spoken about it genuinely last night uh i i went on spotify to try and find a podcast to listen to about white slavery i typed in white slavery you're the only thing that came up what our podcast we touched on it briefly in the gordon of cartoon episode okay we are is that the research you did for this podcast yes i really listened to 10 minutes of our own podcast and it confirmed all my existing prejudices this is brilliant this is brilliant absolutely brilliant that's the definition of an echo chamber we're just listening to our podcast and tune it again no but we are breaking new ground this is us talking about um alec douglas hume yes again yeah where are the other history pop where is dan snow where is the rest of history you're cowards you are a coward this is history that needs to be told yeah okay so otto the great this is when the slave trade as we know it as we have evidence for begins yeah i'm sure there is much slavery in the commerce as we know it as we understand it you know the legacy of white slavery today yeah one that i can't help but see so is this the long road to ulez yeah this is yeah this is the long road to ulez yeah this is and many times in this story you will have to pinch yourself are you still talking about is that today are you talking about 14th century moorish spain or sadiq's london and the parallels are striking.

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14:36Let's get into Otto the Great, Otto I of the Holy Roman Empire. We're in the 10th century, a time period that we'd never really... It's hard to get much stories out of this because it's the Dark Ages and it's called the Dark Ages because white people were enslaved. Hold on. So who's calling him Otto the Great? That's deeply problematic. Well, yes. You know, Christopher Columbus Day, that was taken away because he was naughty. Where's the revisionism about Otto the Great? Yeah, Thomas Jefferson, the boss, you know. Are we just giving these slave owners? What is it, Charlie? Swing Low, Sweet Chariot is a slave song, a coded slave song.

15:08Yes. Did you know that? I did know that. And now we sing that at Inga Twickenham for the rugby. Why? Because that's us taking our heritage of slavery and expressing our community's values, you know. Through song. Through song. That's what they'd sing in the fields of the Holy Roman Empire, Swing low Sweet chariot That's what English slaves are singing No, they're not We'll get to that, Charlie They're singing Green Day They're singing American Idiot I want to be an American idiot Yeah, no That's slave music Emo is slave music Jason Mraz, I'm yours These are Caucasian spirituals Evanescence Wake me up inside Wake up Yeah, that's another call that's another caucasian spiritual um generally my personal trainer tyreek he played that in the gym the other day and i went sorry sorry it's nothing sacred do you understand how triggering that song is yeah you're currently telling me what to do and you're playing evanescence do you understand the legacy that you're dealing with the toxic history yeah that's a caucasian spiritual and you're playing that while you're ordering me to do a bulgarian split squat okay I could have you Bulgaria is where most of the white slaves will take it from yes exactly I will have you right sanctioned by David Lloyd I've already emailed them twice the HR departments okay I have been racially abused this is a microaggression on a grand scale anyway sorry to bring Tyreek into this Otto I is crowned the Holy Roman Emperor in 962 what a year what a year what else happens in 962 who fucking cares about 962 962 the 60s is that after fucking what's his name um charlemagne it's i tell you what it's before the great schism about 100 years before the great schism and it's after charlemagne is it after charlemagne it's char yeah charlemagne's in the ninth century i think this is real nerd history i mean it's real non-verbal stuff this anyone who anyone who's listening to this going i know you have nothing going on in your life yeah if you're anything from the year after the fall of Rome till 1066.

17:20That should be. Let's have it in four figures. Do you know what I mean? This three figure stuff. Yeah. It should be like three bullet points for this whole. Genuinely like 20 BC. Fine. 20 AD. Fine. That's all Roman Emperor stuff. When it gets into the hundreds, fuck the hundreds. Fuck the hundreds. That whole thousand year. That millennium can fuck off. Second millennium is where it all starts. Right. So Otto the First is crowned Holy Roman Emperor in 962. But Dean, you're blacking that out because of the trauma. You're right. You're right. If you really want to... God, this is going to be such a tough episode.

17:51I've got to look this history in the eye and confront it. You're right. Maybe I'm just skipping over, you know, in the same way that you talk to African-Americans and they don't really want to talk about anything before 1980. You know, I don't really want to talk about... Yeah, I wish I could... You know, time traveling might be fun for you, but for us, there's no point in this... Take me back to a time before 10 seconds. You say, no, thank you. You know, it's a whole thousand years. I don't want to go near. so Otto the Great is the first person who expands the Holy Roman Empire eastwards it is genuinely the first Lebensraum yes 100 % it is so the Holy Roman Empire when he comes to power is like so Berlin's not a city yet but that the area of Berlin that kind of slice I mean this is the first Second Reich it's the First Reich First Reich Second Reich is Bismarck Bismarck yeah so this is literally this is literally the First Reich the First Reich Lebensraum is genuinely what he does so what's now Berlin and I think it's the Elbe River.

18:45So it's just, it's sort of a slice of Eastern Germany. He goes in there and who lives there is the Slavic tribes, the Elbe Slavs. Right. And he goes in there and he sort of uses the fact that he's Christian and they're pagan as just cause to enslave all these people. He says like... Pagan is a blanket term for people who just worship their local tree. It can be anything really that's not Christian. White tree huggers. Yes. Druids. Yeah. White voodoo. Yeah. And he, so he goes into these lands and he says, submit or submit or be enslaved. I think. And that is where the etymology of the word slave comes from.

19:24Slavs. The first slave. Real Douglas Murray stuff. Whose story is this to tell? Yeah. That's the slave is our word. Yes, it is. Yeah. And by our, I mean Eastern Europeans who I feel no connection with at all. I still view them as slaves. And I still employ them to build my house. They're terrific workers. and they do take less money. Anyway, you know, if you start getting into, you know, there's that great Bill Burr bit about a commentator on the NBA who starts talking about quick twitch muscle fibers. Yes. And he's also trying to bring up slavery as to why black people are better at basketball.

19:57That's what I'm doing than that with Polish builders. No, no, no. If you're commenting on a white player, it's all cerebral. Yeah, exactly. It's all they just read the game differently, you know. He sees shapes in his head and he's like, oh, he can just jump really fast. His dab was a slave. That's how I think about Polish builders. Yes. I'm like, there's a millennium. There's a fast twitch muscle fiber. There's quick twitch muscle fibers in there. That's how they can get up scaffolding so quickly. He goes into what's now Eastern Germany, Brandenburg, and he sort of pushes the boundaries out, and he goes right up to the border of Poland, and he takes these Slavs, and he starts selling them as slaves.

20:36Slav? Slav, because they're pagan, and there's this huge Pagan trade route that is a that's a yeah pagan yeah it's like a you're like a dickhead or an idiot is a pagan Pagan you're Pagan you're fucking is that Patois is it it's not Patois it's like London it's like yeah it's like London Pigeon yeah London slur for a dickhead is a pagan Pagan right Pagan you're Pagan is it I've missed that so it's coming back and when people copy that I'm like the white slavery this is all coming back now I mean, we are going to deal with some hard words in this episode. The B word. Well, there's the S word as well.

21:15We'll get into that. So the whole slave trade that Otto the Great kind of initiates, it will go all the way through modern-day France into modern-day Spain, which at this point is Spain-inistan. It's run by the Moors. Right? Right.

21:34So, but this whole trade is run by Jewish merchants. Again, this is explosive stuff. This is really explosive stuff. This is ethnic whites being sold to Muslims by Jewish intermediaries. This cannot get into the wrong hands, this stuff. It's a magic trick with all the cups, mixing them up. Jews, Muslims, Christians. It's like randomized. Who's going to be doing what? It would be lovely to see a very racist magician, wouldn't it? Who's going to be transporting who to who? Yeah, exactly. Didn't expect it that way around. Wow. Flip reverse it. You've been a reverse. Fair play. Maybe it's opposite though.

22:12Well, it was opposite millennium. Opposite millennium. That's why we don't like this. Okay. So the Jewish, the slave to the Jewish Radonite, they were allowed to code switch between Islamic and Christian lands. Code switch like Quentin Tarantino speaking to black people. Yes, exactly. Oh, shit. Oh, shit, man. Movie theaters are dying on the ass, bro. Have you seen him? Yeah, I have. Of course I've seen it. Good. So now the Jewish merchants, they're allowed to travel between the Islamic and the Christian lands by virtue of their Jewishness. And so now the Pope in 492 permits Jews to transport slaves on the condition that they were pagans.

22:51Right. So there's a constant religious war going on, warring tribes, but the Jews kind of can, between the lines, they can... It's the racial tension of white versus white other. You know, when you're ticking the boxes racially and there's white other. Well, white other was that slave. That slave. That's pagan, that slave. That is on the census now. I mean, why is white other still there? That is triggering. That just makes Slavic, right? It's deeply triggering. Yes, exactly. That means ex-slave, basically. I've ticked white other before. Yeah, you kind of are white other. You kind of are, though.

23:21Because my Danish twins, I'm related to these Danish twin ladies. Did you put white other to try and help you get work? uh no i guess just like to kind of what honor them and to be because i am really i mean i am what were you taking white other what were you trying to apply because you're related to scandinavians yeah two danish twins yeah yeah but they're still honored they're still white yeah but there's white other there's like it's like an eastern european thing i think i think it's actually i think it's gypsy isn't it isn't romany yeah sort of yeah which is what you know you're not you're not romany but it would make sense it actually yeah that would make a lot of sense so um prague is a becomes a huge it's just amazing the kind of like we've done the the brush strokes of racism and now it's really getting to fine detailing yes we're just sort of stripping away these kind of stereotypes we're going now eastern europe now we're doing like the the really complicated it's now in 4k it used to be fuzzy no this is yeah fine precision racism laser-guided drone strike racism racism that can take out the Ayatollah with the flick of a button yeah it's the Colombian fucking president getting nabbed Venezuelan president getting nabbed it's precision satellite-guided racism you in particular just you so Prague becomes this huge slave market but also the city of Verdun in eastern France which now they all if you go on Google Maps it says Verdun known as a World War I battle site.

24:48But that, they are hiding a dark, dark history. Dark, dark history. When it was the major white slave poor of the 10th and 11th centuries. It was the centre of the castration of the whites. Not metaphorically, literally. Now, Verdun was the sort of processing centre for Otto's slave trade. So slaves would be taken from the eastern, the Lebensraum. So people in the east getting processed in Germany by the First Reich. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. you know, Hitler is building on a German tradition. Okay. Yeah. Lebensraum, processing centers, going into France. You can't have jazz without the waltz, without the history of music.

25:31Like they have to, you have to have something to be playing. You can't have disco without soul and gospel, you know, and Hitler, you know, Hitler is our disco. Yeah. Right. Yeah. And also the great is our soul. Sure. So, um, now Verdun, His speciality, as you said, was on this high value commodity. The most precious white slave there was, was a castrated white man. Because he wasn't going to... A eunuch. Right. Right. So this is because when they get to Spain, Inistan, the Moors who run the Caliphate of Cordoba. Cordoba. Cordoba. So at this point, pretty much... And Cordoba is the biggest city in the world at this point, around this time.

26:14So about 75 % of Spain is Moorish. So North Africa. It's like the most advanced, like it's got street lamps 800 years before. And all of Spain's most beautiful cities are, you can see this Arabic influence from this time. So Granada and Andalusia and all that. So yeah, I think basically like the Basque country is not Moorish, but the rest of Spain pretty much is at this point. Now what they value eunuchs highly because they want to use these men as bodyguards and slaves for the female quarters. Because in Islamic law, obviously, men and women are separate. So you can biologically trust a eunuch not to get up to any funny business.

26:59Yes. So in Verdun... Enforced non-binaryism. It's enforced non-binaryism. Yeah. Right, let's just let that sink in now. Well, I'm just trying to think. Charlie, 100 % would have been a white slave. He's just got that mentality to him. In a good way. yeah sure if you want if you want uh but i do think i trust him more if he was castrated wouldn't you as a producer i think it would help no end if you had your balls it would be i just think it would be a lot more i think you get a lot more done i do think much more done yeah obviously it wouldn't be a nice experience for you charlie but i do think what do they say how you only use like 12 of your brain castrated you'd use at least 80 of your brain i just think maybe we could trust him more when he's not at work to maybe be you know living a more healthier your life now not spending every weekend out fucking sticking his dick in a bush because you won't have one no now we'll have it locked up in the office the other thing and you can maybe have it back if you behave yourself i'd like to have it back sometimes so eunuchs also eunuchs also couldn't start a rival uh dynasty yeah to threaten the islamic rulers yes now um now this is where this is this is quite explosive in sharia law muslims are forbidden from castrating other humans right but they're not forbidden from buying humans who have already been castrated right so they basically get the french do their dirty work for them right the spain in this danis it's a great loophole so in verdun they uh start this they have this surgical center yeah where they castrate slavs in order to then send them on to cordoba yeah now uh castration surgery in the 10th century the delicate art um we're looking at a picture we're looking at a picture i don't know what i expected yeah but that's kind of i thought there'd be something more i also thought the victim would be a boy rather than a turban wearing man old man anyway yeah so the image we're looking at is there's a there's a kind of 50 year old man with a brown beard yeah uh chopping off with a like a gherka knife yeah with a gherka knife chopping off a guy who's lying in bed who looks in his 70s or 80s which is quite harrowing uh this is very given it's very much harold wilson yeah quite an accurate uh penis though yes the age i think quite a good like it doesn't seem like an old quite a young penis for an old man yes he does seem like he has what i don't think it's strange is how much he's bloody loving it yeah oh um well this this could just be early medieval kink and i don't yeah and i don't understand why they both have such a deadpan look in there well but this is the point it's almost as if this is sort of everyday but it is in verdun this is boring why does it look like he's getting a haircut um now the mortality rate is incredibly high about 80 of people because there's no anesthetic and there's no um penicillin or anything or antiseptic um which means this which means it just drives the price up because there's incredibly scarce to get a finished product yeah a castrated boy right so um and this is something that does not happen in the other slave trades you know do you not think this is the the eunuch the eunuch industrial complex is a uniquely white experience what is it about the whites that make you want to what is it about the whites that you want to chop our knobs off yeah what is it about us is it because then is it because they're sort of average size yeah what's going on you can just get rid of it yeah is it because it's like well he's not even using that yeah we can't be using that well you're not even using it yeah we'll just chop it off um so is it because white guys are maybe polite so well yeah i suppose that um you know you look at the great oh can i have my penis no worries if not sorry i'm gonna have to take it it's funny you look at you know that how like those guys who commentate on sports who try and bring slavery into it it's like the masculinity the black masculinity racism of like the strong slave the strong black man it's the opposite of like the sort of defeat is the cucks now excuse me you know it's it's the it's the inverse of that yeah um my balls but oh no no please fine you know so the primary methods of castration were just cutting with a knife or uh crushing uh with a couple of bricks yeah just just yes how they do it to sheep is they'll grab they'll basically tie the balls up in their kind of bow and then yeah fall off let them fall off yeah that's that yeah that seems more advanced than the crushing yeah crushing and the cutting it's crazy because then they don't they just sort of sit there mangle boys were placed in sitting positions over hot water to relax their bodies oh lovely a lovely bath yeah and their testicles were crushed and massaged with the fingers until they dissolved oh god i didn't i didn't read that sentence before i read it out loud dissolved and we're no longer tangible my balls are intangible why are you why the long face my balls are intangible they have dissolved they've dissolved my they've dissolved my balls fuck that but also i like the hot water relaxing and massage did they not know that their balls this is a sad ending this is a very sad ending this is the saddest ending to a racist ending to prevent the urethra from closing as the wound healed a hollow tube often made of bamboo or metal was inserted which the patient had to wear for a long period while the wound healed there is a white a racialized castration industry in medieval France and Spain okay explosive stuff now what are the what are the what the Spain in Istanbul is doing with these boys.

32:36So the Umayyid caliphs of Spain, they were who was buying them and they called the European slaves, and I'm going to bring up this word now, and these are not my words, I'm just using it because it's historical fact, Sacaliba. And you're saying that with a hard A. I'm saying that with a hard A. Okay. Sacaliba refers to fair-haired, light-eyed, I'm very sorry, captives from the Otto Verdun pipeline. yeah i mean that word it it's got it's a word of violence you know words words can be violent yeah and this word is a is an assault yes the s word from here on in we'll call it the s word um i'm sorry i will put a trigger warning in the description of this um so uh the caliphates uh as i said they couldn't in sharia law they got round it by buying these S words.

33:31But what's fascinating is how they put the white slaves to work. It's not necessarily manual labour here. It's bureaucratic labour. That's amazing. It is funny how the stereotypes... Look, slavery, transatlantic slave trade, it's not funny. It's very serious. White slavery... Well, none of this is funny. It's quite funny. It's quite funny that white people have been enslaved, that you chopped our knobs off and made us do your taxes. I mean, that is funny. Well, listen, it is funny. Because when you hear about white slavery, what's that? Is that what? You get some cuck to do your taxes? Yes. Yeah.

34:06Yeah, it is that. What, you mean you're putting us, what, we fucking rowing ships? No, no, no, no, no, no. We cut your knob off and you do our tax return. Right, okay, fine. I mean, yeah, if Epstein had cut his balls off, he was just an excellent accountant. Yes. You know? But they did also use Slavic slaves to create like a military, core uh but mainly it's an administrative force sure that is so you have an administrative force but they all speak like this because they've got their boards shot for it last you do really need to send your voices this is we need to process the receipts or else we can't yeah exactly that's that is uh slave chatter but then then you really need to start then you start thinking this you know the bgs is this caucasian spiritual music invest your money you can't tell that is deeply yeah dave portnoy here the wait is over football is here and so is draft kings draft kings is now live in all 50 states one app every sport nationwide new draft kings customers sign up with code SPOTIFY.

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37:13Follow the bunker now on your favourite app. You won't want to miss it. So the S-words are forced to serve in a multitude of different ways. Servants, craftsmen, mercenaries, caliphs' guards. Hareem concubines in four slave cucks. Maybe that's where the cuck fantasy comes from in a sort of traumatic generational trauma way. Being the Hareem concubine. Like a rape fantasy. No, it's more, if you're like a eunuch in a Hareem, yeah this is just loads of um arab orgies and you've got no knob and you're there holding drinks probably yeah so you're kind of the ultimate cut is there ever more of a cut than witnessing an orgy with no knob yes that is sort of but you're not getting isn't there's isn't a cut to be a cut you have to get pleasure out of it i know but i feel that that relationship is probably where that a lot of sexual kinks right they're responding to trauma yeah so it's probably a way of processing the kind of imprinted intergenerational trauma of holding a wine as there's a giant orgy and you've got no knob.

38:15That's why I will not watch Malia Khalifa group sex videos. Because I'm doing my ancestors a disservice. Yeah. You will watch them but you're Paul Golding it. Yeah. My wife walks in on me with my back turned with some porn playing. What are you doing? I'm taking a stand. I'm taking a stand. I will not watch this group sex. Okay, then why are you playing it? Because I'm making a statement. Why are you playing it really loud and wanking? And why are you looking at it in the mirror? Because I'm making a statement. Right? So the harems of women, Muslim women, are guarded by genital-less white men.

38:57So it's like the inverse of Gaddafi's Amazonian guard. Where he's using women with big tits. Yes. and the women with big tits are using men with no dicks. Don't worry, ladies. Hello, ladies. So female slaves, which again, that happens, the female slaves, they could either be domestic servants. Sex slaves. Sex slaves. I mean, this is sort of the birth of human trafficking as well, really. This is pre-Liam Neeson as well. So there's no one to come and to find you. You know, there's no, they can't call you. They just have to stand there and go, oh, oh no. I guess it is interesting. I've got a particular set of skills, but I've got no way to tell you that.

39:32That does change because I guess the modern stereotype of Romania is a lot of human trafficking, right? Yes. But it's a long and venerable history. I didn't realize that it was like, you think it's just kind of a post-Soviet aberration or something. No, no, no, no. This is a long old... Andrew Tate is the latest in a line. Yeah. Oh, yes. And then basically if a woman in slavery gave birth to her Muslim master's child, then the child would be born free and she could no longer be sold as property. There was an element of social mobility, if you want to better word, in the slavery. There's also what's called a qian, which is a female slave who was educated to be an entertainer, which was the rarest type.

40:12Right. So what, is it sort of like one-liners? Yeah, or belly dancing? Like tin vine stuff. Yeah, maybe. So Otto the Great profits enormously, right, because the caliphate in Cordoba pay him silver coins. So basically the economy of the First Reich is built on the white slave trade. Look, we have to respect, as white people, we have to respect a great business model. We do. As traumatic as it is. But also, you look at what this pays. He builds Magdeburg Cathedral. Charlie, can you get a picture of Magdeburg Cathedral up? This is one of his great achievements, architecturally, on the backs of white labor.

40:51Unpaid white slave labor. The one note, it is white people doing it. yes so it'd be hard for us to claim reparations because reparations now is what i'm saying we also don't know who we're related to we don't know if we're related to the slavs or to the great it's not about who we're not about related so i don't know who's going to pay us we might have to pay ourselves reparations well that's fine because we're i've got two companies i'll put i'll put it from one to the other you know can can you take reparations as a dividend i don't yeah i think maybe that's an account that's an accountancy we need the administrative slave force to work on that well that's the problem i don't have my eunuchs where are my high-pitched accountants when i need them excuse me can i put you should pay yourself about eight grand in salary because that's tax free and the rest is dividends dividends of tax at a lower rate up to 35 000 can i pay reparations as a dividend phoebe can you make a note of that okay if i want to pay myself a slave reparation will my accountant freak out what what on earth is that you want to take that to HMRC now.

41:53I don't want to be an American, idiot. Sorry, sorry, Sadiq's London. Are you taxing my slave reparation? Is that what's next? So the Caliphate, basically, the silver that goes through Otto the Great's Holy Roman Empire, I mean, it builds the Holy Roman Empire's wealth. You know, he funds his army with it. Now, the pagans start to crack on to, like, what's going on here. Yeah. And so they realise that if they, essentially, if they convert, to Christianity, then they're not going to be made slaves because that is the defining feature. You are made a slave if you're a white pagan. So after about 200 years of this industrial complex, the system collapses as all the Slavic dukes convert to Christianity.

42:38And by the late 11th century, the Slavic world is sort of Christian. So the European economy starts to pivot towards agriculture and production. So white slavery has sort of ended, but not from a moral outrage, from an economic one. It's faded away. Isn't that always the case? Yes, it is. In every single slave trade in all of human history. And it's very uncomfortable. It's always economic first. It's very uncomfortable. What is? Because we like to think that we wouldn't have done this if we were alive at the time. We just don't need it. Yeah. So now the slavery that we have today is making iPhones because we need that.

43:12Yeah. And when we don't need that, then we'll be like, that was terrible. Exactly. But that's just because we found a different way to do it. Yeah. did you look for a different way? No. I was too busy scrolling. It just happened naturally. I was watching videos. And we did it up until the last possible point. Yeah. And then we said, this is disgraceful. How dare you? Literally, my phone's being taken away. Why are you getting, okay, fine. No, it's awful that, it's absolutely awful. Now, so there's a few hundred years of peace when it comes to the white slave experience until. The white slave experience.

43:44The white slave experience. Finn Taylor's tour show. Finn is on tour in the autumn. I'm on tour in the autumn. I will be talking about the white slave experience. They're actually my opening act, the band, the white slave experience. Do a lot of covers mainly. The Ottoman Empire, which will go on to be one of the main powers. Which we don't really know much about. We should do a big series on it. We should do a big series on it. There's some good stuff. But what they go on to commit is a disgrace. Yes. And there's a film called Afarim. It's a Romanian film about white slavery. I would recommend it.

44:16it's kind of the depiction of racism you would absolutely love it i mean it's kind of psychedelic the depiction of racism because it's in a country where the layers of racism are so rich that there's like the town over they've got all these slurs made per probably the most squares per slurs per mile slur density yeah is in that kind of corner of eastern europe where it meets the middle east of course yeah and so it's just bosnia and then that yugoslavia no it's like it's they're breaking off into so many different yes things where it's not about color it's about so many other things the bosnian that's why how thick your eyebrows are yeah yeah but that's the most and basically the premise of it is this ottoman kind of sheriff is trying to trace escape gypsy slave because the gypsies were enslaved in in ottoman empire till 1860 1870 so super recently and basically because because he fucked the master's wife, this gypsy, even though the master's wife was just horny and wanted to get fucked.

45:18And she blamed it all on him. So he's escaped. And it's basically the whole film was trying to capture him. And on the journey, they get him, he brings him back. He realizes this is a bit, this is probably not the right thing to do. Gives him back to the master. The master immediately gets a massive pair of garden scissors and chops his knob off. Wow. That's a great film. What's it called? Aphorim. Aphorim. Is that our 12 Years a Slave? In some ways, it really is. We'll have a watch that. I would highly recommend it. I'll watch that. Now, the Devshamir system is the forcible relocation of young Christian boys.

45:52What I like about this is that there is some very, very early phrenology, what you call physiognomy, which we touched on in one of the episodes. They are looking for the strongest and most intelligent boys, aged 7 to 20, from Christian families. So boys who are too tall are rejected because they think they're clumsy. Okay. Too short, they're weak. uh boys this is goldilocks theory ugly boys yeah uh is is gone but is it is it the view of ugly as being evil or like and it's an outward sign of bad character yes okay because it's physiognomy yeah and if you if you speak too many languages then you're too clever so it's a real baby bear porridge situation yeah uh so these boys are taken to istanbul circumcised converted to islam taught turkish and then educated which i guess now we're going to istanbul to get your hair transplant and a lot of those sorts of surgeries.

46:43So there's a history there of white people being taken there for surgeries. The first Turkish hairlines. Well, you're having a bit, yeah. I guess you haven't taken off and now you're having it added. But these men are going back and they're thinking, when is this going to grow back? And it's like, this is a two-year process. Sure. So the Ottoman government are forbidden from taking only children. So it's only if you've got siblings that you're stolen. Okay. But you're sorted into two special types. You've got the genissaries, who are the army, and then the bureaucrats. Yeah. So again, you've got people going to the army and you've also got bureaucrats doing your taxes.

47:15You'd be the bureaucrat, do you reckon? I hope so. Yeah. In the slave army, I think we'd probably both be the bureaucrats. I want to get onto this early physiognomy, right? Because Ibn Butlan, again, an early Islamic... Ibn Butman. Ibn Butman. Ibn Bustin, an early Islamic chronicler. He writes a guide. This is a period where they're the only people chronicling stuff. Yeah. They're the witness to all this stuff. So how to purchase a slave. And this is a guide which identifies desirable traits. Which, you know, when you're watching films, everyone says you couldn't write that these days. Yeah. This is one of those things where I don't think you could write.

47:51You couldn't make that today. No, you couldn't. You could not publish a book on how to purchase a slave now. You could not write a treatise. The publishing industry has been ideologically captured. Yeah. Right. So desirable traits, women from North Africa and the Caucasus, if they're young, They possessed excellent soft skin and a natural aptitude for grace, making them ideal for the bedroom. So this is early Eastern European sex trafficking. Greek women are highly praised for their intelligence, their organisational skills, and their domestic management. What's going on here? He didn't get everything right.

48:23Sure. But again, this is the 10th century. So it's the tail end of there's still a little bit of energy left in the Greeks. I suppose these women have been separated from Greece. So they have been saved, I suppose. The undesirable traits, again, these are not my words. The Armenians, what he calls the worst of the whites. The worst of the whites. Ibn launches a scathing critique of Armenian slaves, warning buyers away from them. Please, my friend. No, no, no, no, no. Please, no, no, no. Not for you. No. He said they are. This is tripe. The Armenians are tripe. He claims that despite being white and, quote, quote, sometimes beautiful.

49:06Armenians are, quote, useless for pleasure. They're possessed coarse natures. Right. And they're inherently wicked and difficult to manage. Inherently wicked is pretty devastating. Useless for pleasure. And he thinks that the Sakalipa, sorry, the S words. Thank you. They might be physically striking, but their temperaments are cold. Right, that makes sense. I think he's judging the slaves on concubines, right? Sex slave, right? So he's saying, yeah. He's talking about Baltic people, right? That's it. Beautiful but cold. Well, yeah, he's onto something. Yeah. So he's looking at Russian women going, well, yeah, she's fit, but can I live with her?

49:41You know? It's like Alan Partridge and Tatiana or whatever she's called. Now, he writes a guide as to how you would go through a slave market and look for defects in a white slave. Sort of like slave trading for dummies. Yeah, exactly. Buying a secondhand car, all right? Or getting a hire car and you walk around it and you're looking for scratches, okay? So you have to examine the women like livestock, smell a slave's breath I don't know what's I guess it's the gut health maybe general health check the armpits of body odour no she's obviously French get rid of her examine the firmness of the flesh the colour of the gums and ensure the women did not have any digestive issues so if you're on auction and you fart absolutely not unless you're a flatulist slave a flatulence entertainer yeah yes so the rare cases you're Rachel the farter yeah if your whole point is your ability to fart then queefing for the court queefing for the entertainment of the king the court queefer you know there's the court jester there's also the court queefer um a court queefer of course is one of uh is an african-american uh name um beautiful beautiful name court queefer we've just welcomed a daughter into our lives she's called court queefer what did you what was it call quiefer jackson call quiefer jackson as i live and breathe oh yeah no she's a um she's a plump best friend in a rom-com court quiefer uh yes charlie if you're um if you're a slave is it better do you think to pretend like i mean if you're if you've got a slave and it's acting like it loves it it yeah or he he she they it loves it do you mean as the sort of defense tactics if you're in a fight you go like fuck yeah well you think you're Beethoven's brother in slavery oh yeah I've had worse Mondays being whipped on a slave ship oh yeah I've got an itch just there actually yeah as a slave that's what Bond does when he's getting his balls whipped I mean yeah you've seen that Bond which Bond film is he's getting his balls whipped and he's like oh I've got a scratch just there I love to think that's what I do but I know it will I know it isn't please stop please please stop stop stop stop i'd kill me i'd poo and then they'd be like oh for fuck's sake i'd poo everywhere through the chair they'd be like oh don't do that i'm trying to be so pathetic yeah that they'd let me like snot in my mustache like i got into a berlin nightclub they were going to turn us away but then i tried to get my idea out and um about 50 coins fell out of my wallet and they and then i went down to try and get the coins but we're standing on like a metal grave so the coins all went down and then i looked up at at the bouncer and they're like you can go you have to go so that's probably how I'd try and get out of time it's so pathetic it's like well that's actually where Daniel Craig was being tortured was in the bottom of that the back room of that Berlin nightclub I made up a language to get into a Berlin nightclub with my friend really everyone else got down the way me and my mate were going

52:42was that like sim talk pretty much

52:47we were having like a really serious chat it looked like we were like really getting into something really serious do a bit of a serious chat

52:59I'd say that's ambiguous like when the terrorists are talking in a film and that's what you hear. Well, when you've just woken up and you've been kidnapped. Yeah, and you hear this. I don't need to chop balls off. But then Berlin is famously random, isn't it? Unless you spill your fucking wallet everywhere and then they go, fuck off, fuck off. Now, so just to recap before we get into the final part, which is the trans, which is sub-Saharan Africa. Just to recap. So you are a white pagan in the Lebensraum area of the First Reich. So there's a second person right now. Yes. I'm talking to you, the listener.

53:40Take yourself back a thousand years and someone like you would have been in the Slavic corridor of the Holy Roman Empire. you would have been captured by Germans, taken to the hands of Jewish merchants, taken to Verdun, where you would have been forcibly castrated with no anesthetic. Or processed. Somehow you survived, processed to put it in other words, survived, rarely, but you did. You would then march south across the Pyrenees to Spadernistan. Yeah. There you may have been purchased by an Arab desert caravan and taken to Morocco, where you crossed the Sahara Desert by a camel, and you may have ended up in the insanely wealthy West African empire of Manza Musa.

54:25And Manza Musa's Mali empire. Now we should talk about Manza Musa and Mali because this is fascinating. Because he's Jeff Blackoss, right? That sort of... Yes, he's Jeff Blackoss. Yeah. He's the richest man who ever lived, they think. Yeah. He's a... Yeah, West African empire. He was literally sitting on a gold mine. He controlled all of gold and salt, crucially. Basically in the world. So I think he's the only person who's ever been in complete control of global currency. Oh, right. In that he has all the goals that they know about. It would be sort of like when Taylor Swift comes to town and there's like an economic earthquake.

54:58Caravan, yeah. When he travels through a country, he completely destabilized their economy because he's basically handing out so much money. It rises inflation. It completely fucks the whole thing. When he goes to, he does a big pilgrimage to Hajj in 1324, goes through Cairo, hands out so much free gold. It collapses the economy. It takes 12 years to recover. She's like Oprah. He's just throwing, you get a car, you get a car. So he, now he would take white slaves, but in the West African empires of the 14th century, white slaves, it's probably the best place to be a white slave. Okay. In that you weren't, you were the highest worth because you were rootless, because you were so far from home.

55:39Yes. You could basically be, you'd be like a loyal servant. There's no tribe that you're going to run back to. No, and you couldn't take over. So he would be your... You're the most loyal slave. Yes, you'd be the most trusted. So you would actually have access to the inner court. So this is probably, if you were a court quiefer in Mansa Musha, you probably had quite a good life. Indian slaves, it must be said, were much lower positions. Right. Because this is not the... Whites are not the only slaves in this town. But we are the least talked about. Yeah. No one likes to bring it up. No one likes to bring it up, apart from us.

56:12so now as you had the the s words going down to spain uh you also had of course sub-saharan africans coming up towards the north africa north africa is sort of the that's like the the hub that's like the clapham junction for slavery yes in that you've got sub-saharan black africans coming up east africans coming up and then you've got mediterranean whites going down so um this is The Arabs are the big slave traders, historically. That's the connecting factor with all sorts of slavery. If you want to Douglas Murray it fully, if you still, after all this, have not got out of your dinner party, you say, well, the Arabs invented slavery, the whites just took it and industrialised it.

56:52So that's what you say. I'm not saying that. I'm just saying I'm giving you another option. And their numbers are higher than ours. They've enslaved far more people than we did. The Arabs. Yeah. And we ended it. So can I leave now? Don't ask ChatGPT, ask Grok. Because I know Grok will confirm. touchy but he's biased yeah grok's the only ask errol musk yeah obviously obviously i mean his son made grok grok is errol musk it is in a way it's the lineage of if you want to pierce through the shit and have something an ai with searing clarity yes yeah yeah it's great yeah elon's just gone what uh what was it like when i asked my dad anything yeah oh yeah i'll just make that yeah grok should be called common knowledge yeah it should be so um uh the reverse flow of the s words southwards is a huge component of this economy um and now let's get into some uh the the beauty ideals because in sub-saharan africa again i find this fascinating that even in the whatever wherever we are now the 14th century you know today the conversation today i am today i am white slave um even the conversation around beauty standards is as if like it's something that's only been happened since the british empire yes when all of this yeah in whereas in fact white white beauty that idea is valued highly in countries where they're rarer yeah of course so like the mali empire the ottomans they're they're buying eastern europe and it is eastern european women yeah you have this theory that they're the most attractive yeah probably but it's also like i don't know i think it's a frustration with what happened with the uk because it's sort of uncanny valley when you look at like a Ukrainian yeah and they look back at you it's like they're looking in a circus mirror yes it is it's like I look I have all the same features but you're hot and I'm ugly what's on there yeah what's happening and this is why British women are never enslaved as sex you look at Odegaard and you look at Emile Smith Rowe they're the same person but there's just something bit off about something just it's like you've gone like that on an iPhone you just sort of like fuck their face a bit what happened with the set like but this is why the only and we'll get to this next episode when we talk about the Barbary pirates, the only British people who are enslaved are Cornish.

59:06Makes sense. Makes sense. The ugliest. Biggest heads. Yeah. Okay. You know, they're looking down the south coast. They're thinking Kent, nah. Brighton, nah. Yeah. Dorset, nah. Refound them. Yeah. This is our workforce. These are people who are oxen trapped in the body of people. you know, you look at a Cornish, but I've been in like a Cornish soft plays, right? And you see these kids and I'm there with my wanky London kids, right? Feeble little things. And these whole milk fuckers are barreling around. And you think, yeah, of course these people were enslaved. Again, it's the quick muscle fibers.

59:47Is this what you're saying to the other adults? This is what I'm saying there. I'm like, you realize why your kids are so much bigger? It's because you were made, you were slaves. I was looking at them. I'm like, of course they're enslaved. Look at the size of them. You know, You've got slave heritage. You realise that? You're fucking out. You should have a different soft play. You should segregate. It's not fair. It's a hard play for them. They should be fucking, yeah. They should be parkouring around granite. It should be a skate park. These guys should run around a skate park, bash their heads into stone.

1:00:12So the North African slave hub, okay, will reach its peak in the 16th century, where after the evacuation, is it the evacuation or the fall of Granada, which is where the reconquista ends really yeah spain in the stand falls yeah uh the ulez cameras are to restore spain yeah restore spain um unite the kingdom yeah uh yeah so the ulez cameras are toppled um and spain uh as we now understand it is sort of restored the the moors the north africa the Maghreb, they move back into North Africa, they retreat. And this creates this sort of widespread want for revenge from North Africans in these big city states of what's now Algeria and Libya and Tunisia.

1:01:10So I think it's Algiers, Tunis, Tripoli and Morocco. Berbers is the first known term for these people. And they are like city states under the protection of the Ottoman Empire, but they kind of are autonomous as well. Sure. They will seek revenge from the fall of Granada, and they will launch these coarse hair pirate raids against Spanish shipping, and it becomes this global economy of white slave trafficking. Okay? And what countries are they taking from? They're going from Ireland, Italy, and Spain, but we will get into that in the next episode. Okay? In the next episode... You know when you order something online?

1:01:47Yeah, and it arrives. And you arrive, and you're like, it doesn't look like that in the picture i ordered white this slave's having a siesta he's having a nap in the day and he says that's his hr i'm not i i kind of the point why have you got a german on the front cover yeah i ordered a slob i ordered a polish builder and a guy in a sombrero's turned up with castanets this isn't can i who can i complain to here okay all the reviews are just furious this is I was mis-souled. It's false advertising. Anyway, so Algiers becomes a major naval hub, right? Now, what's fascinating is the echoes of history in that Libya, Gaddafi's Libya.

1:02:30I wanted to talk about this. We'll get into the next episode, I think. We're in the war, the Americans. The Americans, yeah. In our next episode, we will be joined by Bemi and Andrew from the We Saw That podcast. they will be there to mount the case for the oppressors and it will be very interesting to take them through this history and it will be an eye-opening discussion for them I actually think it's more a chance to confront them yes exactly I think so it's going to be called Reparations Now that episode where we confront our oppressors and I really hope we will be able to by the end of it get somewhere somewhere for race relations yeah I would just like some acknowledgement from them of the legacy of...

1:03:15I don't even know where the... I think Andrew might be Nigerian. Anyway. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Okay. It's near Mali, I think. Yeah, near-ish. Whatever. Now, that episode's already on the Patreon, where for£3 a month, you can contribute to our reparations fund for the abhorrence of white slavery. Bemi and Andrew will stick around. The Patreon is reparations. Yes, it is reparations, which I'm paying myself in dividends. I just need to work out whether that is actually tax efficient. Anyway. This is when you need a fucking dickless fucking white. I need a fucking dickless guy. Well, actually, you know, you can only pay yourself reparations up to 40 ,000 pounds before.

1:03:58You know, maybe a change in government will help anyway. As of yet, HMRC do not acknowledge reparations as tax free. Yeah. that is one of the campaigns I am running you can sign the petition here anyway next episode on the Patreon along with our bonus episode that will hit on Friday with Bemi and Andrew where we're talking about Black Caesar who's the most famous black pirate and yeah that's it for now I know this has been a tough episode a confronting episode the echoes of history the screams of history that we can hear throughout this it won't get easier in the next episode but the next episode is genuinely fascinating because the US get involved yes it's a real fun really really good stuff anyway that's all from us here i i hope you're well take a minute take a breath and we'll see you next time goodbye

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