What You Do In Your Own Home Is All Of My Business | East Germany & The Stasi

13 Jul 2026 · 1 h 3 min · 33 chapters

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In short

East Germany (GDR) after WWII—how the Allies split Germany, how the GDR formed in 1949, and how the Stasi built a surveillance state.

Guest backgrounds

Horatio Gould is a co-host/guest on Finn vs History, discussing German history with Paddy Young (mentioned as launching a new “Paddy Will Help” podcast). No formal credentials are given in the transcript.

Key claims

The GDR outlasted Nazi Germany and other German regimes; Stalin used East Germany as a buffer and extracted major industrial/agricultural resources early on. The GDR was “successful” as a communist state yet became infamous due to repression. The Stasi (founded 1950 by Erich Mielke) employed 91,000 surveillance officers and 170,000 informers (about 1 in 6 people). The Stasi even created an “archive of smells” (odor samples) for tracking. After the 1953 uprising, the regime expanded internal security and relied less on the USSR.

Notable examples

Walter Ulbricht as “architect” of the GDR; the 1953 revolt with tanks; Vera Langsfeld discovering her husband informed on her; Stasi infiltration of the gay scene; the GDR’s refusal to compensate Holocaust victims by claiming it wasn’t the legal successor of Nazi Germany.

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The Anomaly of East Germany

0:00 to 0:54

Discussion on the historical context and significance of East Germany.

“15 or more headache days a month, each lasting 4 hours or more, can make me feel like a spectator in my own life.”

The Anomaly of East Germany

1:41 to 3:06

Discussion on the historical context and significance of East Germany.

“And now not only are Austria separate, Germany are split up.”

Yalta Conference Insights

3:06 to 4:54

Exploration of the Yalta Conference and its impact on Germany's post-war division.

“But, you know, sometimes, you know, if you're in a fight in a relationship, what you need is space to appreciate each other.”

The Potsdam Conference and Its Fallout

4:54 to 7:59

Delving into the outcomes of the Potsdam Conference and its effects on Germany.

“Stalin was quite charming during this right it was quite this is very much coalition the Rose Garden Nick Clegg David Cameron This is the original Rose Garden.”

Post-War Germany: Allies and Tensions

7:59 to 12:24

Discussion on the division of Germany and the tensions between Allied powers.

“But in those four years before where the tensions are ratcheting up between the kind of allied bloc, which is Germany, France, and America.”

The Dark Humor of History

12:31 to 14:03

Exploration of humor in discussing historical topics and controversies.

“This is the love story of real hinge couple Isabella and Rebecca, written and read by me, Temi Denton-Hurst.”

Dark Humor in Grim Circumstances

14:03 to 15:03

Explore the use of gallows humor in discussing grim historical events.

“pissing themselves so they put them in the pool and took away the ladder, basically.”

Post-War Germany's Collapse

15:09 to 16:58

Understand the chaotic state of post-war Germany and Stalin's influence.

Walter Ulbricht: Architect of GDR

16:59 to 18:29

Learn about Walter Ulbricht's rise as a pivotal figure in East Germany's history.

“The Russian spirit is not communist in my...”

Propaganda and the Nazi Legacy

18:30 to 20:18

Delve into the propaganda war between East and West Germany regarding Nazi ties.

“Only a quarter of German exiles in the Soviet Union survived at all.”
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Complicated Compensation Dynamics

20:19 to 21:55

Examine the complexities surrounding compensation requests from Holocaust survivors.

“Because they basically are like, if we throw all these guys out, you're getting rid of the...”

GDR's Economic Struggles

21:56 to 23:33

Analyze the economic challenges faced by East Germany in its early years.

“It doesn't matter what the word after Italian is.”

Comparison Complexities: East vs West

23:34 to 25:44

Discuss the comparative dynamics between East and West Germany's development.

“Of course, the Aztecs got there 10 ,000 years ago.”

Legacy of East Germany's Communism

25:45 to 28:00

Reflect on the unique success and failure of East Germany as a communist state.

“But then also, West Germany are like, no, we're not doing that.”

Motivational Insights and Historical Context

28:00 to 28:38

Exploration of a motivational video and its connection to East Germany's societal comparisons.

The Economic Dynamics of East vs West Germany

28:38 to 29:24

Discussion of the economic pressures faced by East Germany compared to West Germany.

The Marshall Plan and Soviet Rejection

29:24 to 30:28

Insights into how the Marshall Plan's rejection impacted East Germany's development.

Uprising and State Security in East Germany

30:28 to 31:54

Overview of the 1953 uprising, its significance, and the rise of internal state security.

“They took all the sneaky scientists and invented fucking LSD.”

The Stasi: Origins and Methods

31:54 to 32:58

Exploration of the founding and operation of the Stasi and its historical context.

“their internal state security and they can't rely on the USSR forever.”

The Role of Eric Milke in Stasi's History

32:58 to 33:31

Discussion on Eric Milke's influence on the Stasi and its operations.

“is second to none the data gather is extraordinary and it's all about very very there is no secret police force in Tonga that is interesting the Tongans do not have a secret police where are you going?”

The Role of Eric Milke in Stasi's History

34:50 to 36:03

Discussion on Eric Milke's influence on the Stasi and its operations.

“Your to-do list may feel endless with new tasks, and lists can easily begin to overrun your life.”

Historical Debates: Ulbricht and Goebbels

37:10 to 37:31

A look back at the early debates between Ulbricht and Goebbels and their implications.

“This is the love story of real-hinged couple Carty and Rucker, written and read by me, Nicola Dynan.”

Stasi Surveillance: Informants and Tactics

37:31 to 39:58

Insights into the expansive reach of the Stasi and its reliance on informants for surveillance.

“in the early, maybe late 20s or early 30s.”

The Archive of Smells and Information Control

39:58 to 42:05

Discussion about the bizarre methods used by the Stasi for surveillance and data collection.

“This basically means that in East Germany, you can't really do anything without being found out.”

Cold War Surveillance and Stasi Tactics

42:05 to 43:51

Explore the invasive tactics of the Stasi and their impact on personal lives.

“She then divorces him straight away and he goes, well I'm actually a Jew so I support the GDR because I think it's a response to Auschwitz.”

The Dichotomy of East and West Germany

43:51 to 46:03

Discuss the contrasting historical narratives and cultural reckonings in Germany.

“That's the only better Kevin Spacey defense.”

Social Control and Psychological Manipulation

46:03 to 48:34

Understand how the Stasi used psychological tactics to control and manipulate citizens.

“And there's Fritz Bauer, who's the attorney from the Eichmann series.”

Infiltrating the Gay Scene

48:34 to 50:58

Learn about the Stasi's strategies to infiltrate and blackmail the gay community.

“The socially conservative curtain twitcher.”

Romeo Agents and Betrayal

50:58 to 55:46

Examine the role of 'Romeo agents' in the Stasi's espionage efforts and personal betrayals.

“So Jürgen Fuchs, who's one of the best known victims, described it as an assault on the human soul.”

The Lingering Effects of Stasi Surveillance

55:46 to 56:04

Discuss the lasting psychological impact of Stasi surveillance on East Germans.

“Is it all sexy or is it just kind of fucked?”

Exploring Masculinity and Sexuality

56:04 to 59:32

Discussion on the intersection of masculinity and homosexuality in contemporary culture.

Stasi Interrogation Tactics

59:32 to 1:03:18

Insight into the methods used by the Stasi for interrogation and control.

“So they'd have these nighttime interrogations.”

The Berlin Wall and Its Impact

1:03:18 to 1:04:20

Overview of the Berlin Wall's construction and its effects on East and West Germany.

“Yeah, well, I've actually got a podcast.”
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1:40welcome back to finvers history joining me is horatio gould i've been watching you sleep and today we're talking about east germany the worst germany ever got for sure i mean i love this topic it feels like glorious topic it feels like a counterfactual but it happened do you know what i mean yes it does feel like just a weird glitch yeah it does you're right it's hot like a third of germany becomes communist for about 50 years what if it's sort of like it never happened and it was like imagine if the nazis immediately became communist that would never happen it would never happen but it did i would feel betrayed if that happened but it did it did happen also what's interesting about the gdr is the gdr as much as a weird kind of aberration in many ways it outlasted nazi germany length of time the weimar republic and the german empire what are you saying i'm just saying that weirdly and it's outlasted the current iteration of germany thus far are you saying this is what germany's meant to be i'm just saying as a as a distinct historical period it's longer than any other iteration of germany well i find that disgusting because the problem with when Germany separates into two, my issue is that we're going in a backwards direction.

2:55This is the opposite of Angelus. Yeah, okay. We had it. German and Austria was together. And now not only are Austria separate, Germany are split up. What's happening? Guys, stay as one. You're all one piggy porky people. But, you know, sometimes, you know, if you're in a fight in a relationship, what you need is space to appreciate each other. so maybe this was a good bit of space to understand they really do need to you know become one well we yes and i take issue with the uh name german reunification because austria is still independent yeah and until austria is reunited of course i see this as a split country tear down that wall tear down yeah i call austria east germany now yeah um bit of context uh world war ii ends and yalta the big three yeah uh and they are big roosevelt churchill starlin uh they're always sitting down because roosevelt won't fucking stand up for once yeah um not even for the national anthem i mean it's an absolute disgrace can you stop taking the knee the entire time please um he's a black lives matter guy he's an extremist what did it was a polio he had i don't know i mean who's ever had covid oh i see right yeah um roosevelt was sat there at yalta in his sunflower lanyard uh whining uh roosevelt's favorite meal was fried chicken smothered in white gravy that make that reads that makes sense uh so they meet up at yalta in february 45 and they decide that they're after the war which is very presumptuous i mean the war going on that they're going to split Germany into it is I think Hitler seeing that photo that would have really riled me up can you have the decency to wait or at least you know can you just pretend that you think I might win I might win I still might win the battle of the bulge yeah now so they decide they're going to split up Germany into these different zones of influence Stalin was quite charming during this right it was quite this is very much coalition the Rose Garden Nick Clegg David Cameron This is the original Rose Garden.

5:04It's Yalta. It feels like there's an excitement. There's the air of possibilities. One of them is walking off. Who's Joe walking off? I think... Well, it's not Roosevelt. I think it's Roosevelt scrolling off. Come back! And someone's like, come back! And he's like, I can't get up! Well, actually, I was saying I was watching the World War II with Tom Hanks. And there is a moment where Roosevelt and Churchill meet for the first time in the war on a ship in the Atlantic. Yes. And Roosevelt really wants to stand up. And you see this footage of him just basically, like me and the ice rink with the kids, just holding onto the side of a ship.

5:41And his legs just do not work at all. Well, yeah. And he's like... But did he not know that? Like, oh, so he... Well, he could stand up, is what I'm saying. Right, right, right. He could stand up. Yeah. And he did stand up in 1940. But Americans, lazy. Yeah. Bumbag. Sippy cup. Visor. So they just... Yeah, they all get on. I mean, Roosevelt wants fresh lemons for his martini, so Stalin brings an entire lemon tree in. That's a touch of class. I mean, Stalin. Stalin, you're charming. You're charming. You're charming. This is probably the high point of American-Russian relations. For sure. You'd say.

6:20I mean, since. Well, hold on. At one banquet, the big three drank 45 toasts to one another. So they're just high-fiving for days. Yeah, and it's February. Endless high-five. You've not yet crossed the Rhine. Yeah. can you have some Potsdam didn't have this sort of vibes to it did it no Potsdam was right let's get down to it yeah because it's power vacuum it's opened up I mean I'll tell you what this is this is the fucking train on the way to Stag do isn't it you're right and Potsdam's the train home yeah because now we need to divvy up the split wise is coming out yeah yeah yeah so they weren't at Potsdam the big three weren't at Potsdam but Attlee was and Truman was so it was still the big three leaders you went on the Stag do Yeah, I went to Butlin's Buck and Regis.

7:01You went to Butlin's Buck and Regis. And you're completely right. Not a slur. Not the euphemism. You put it in a sentence if it was a slur? You know what you'd say about him. He loves to spend time in Butlin's Buck and Regis. Yeah, and I've always said the best thing about a stag do is the train ride there. I couldn't agree more. On the graph of enjoyment, it peaks as you get off the train. It was electric. Sitting on there. You're on a pub hurtling through the country. That's what's amazing about it. is that you're sat in a pub with blokes drinking pints is already pretty electric. You're all facing each other and phones away and you're just drinking pints.

7:37But if you're also hurtling to a bigger pub, basically, it's unbelievable. No, it's not the Potsdam. It's the Potsdam conference. Yeah, sorry. That's not footage. Atelier Truman and Stalin were not. In the ruins of Nazi Germany, they're all turnerbacks. Yeah, no. the posnan conference um pottsdam is just north of berlin i think it's in the um environs of berlin and they decide to split germany into four zones of influence uh ussr will take east germany the us will take the south uh britain we take the northwest the industrial heartland i mean why have we not kept northwest germany is my issue so we had that for four years did we four precious years we never we never talk about the fact we had a quarter of germany well they never say that British troops are still actually stationed in Germany so in a way because they might kick off again just in case just in case so I mean this map that we're looking at right now this would be this is Hitler's worst nightmare right yeah just seeing this this is he'd be spinning in his grave if he saw this but no he's spinning in Brazil sorry yeah he's tossing and turning and reused the generos he's tangering in Brazil but what he would have loved and I found this very funny is that so So the GDR, the East German Republic, doesn't start until, is it officially declared in 1949?

8:5849, yeah. But in those four years before where the tensions are ratcheting up between the kind of allied bloc, which is Germany, France, and America. France are lucky to get a loss. They initially, they weren't allowed any. And then they, oh, please, oh, please. Oh, monsieur. Well, I guess if you say it like that. Oh, fucking hell. Yeah. And look at the map. They get a tiny sliver because you did fuck all. You collaborated. You should get fuck all. Completely. And also they did better post-war than we did. So we just played our hand terribly. We gave the French way to... If we had kept the Ruhr, we had the industrial heartland.

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13:12and 50 ,000 people There's a Liptard concentration camp. There is a Liptard concentration camp. Right? 50 ,000 people after Nuremberg die in concentration camps in Germany. That's crazy. Isn't that crazy? No one talks about that. 50 ,000. Right? So, and they, but they're not, and I was having this, I was researching this yesterday and Gemini AI was very keen to make out they were not exterminated. They died of neglect. and I said and I said well I know how I'd rather die what? I don't know exterminated well because you well there's a tent there yes yeah you know so it's just like when you're left alone to rot what is it like on Sims where you you fast forward and kill someone yeah and so there's loads of loads of libtards going

14:03pissing themselves

14:07so they put them in the pool and took away the ladder, basically. Then, this is amazing, a survivor recollects the guards would tell them there wouldn't be water coming out the showers, but gas, only for them to be greeted by warm water. Which is cricket if they're Nazis, I feel. I think that is fair play. Yes, you're right. But if you're a libtard, I think that's pretty... Actually, it's even funnier if you're a libtard, to be honest. That's fucking hilarious. If you're James O 'Brien, you're like, yeah, watch out, there's gas in there. As I've said before, I would, if I was a guard... Like smug, the guards.

14:40Yeah. If I was a guard in 1947, Auschwitz, I'd be like, watch out, there's gas coming out of the house. Then I'd do a fart and close the door. Yeah, that's good. That's what I'd do. Yeah. That's what I'd do. Because, you know, you want to have... Dutch oven. Yeah, exactly. Dutch oven them. Because, you know, can we lighten the place up a bit? Yeah. It's been a pretty grim five years for Auschwitz. Well, it's gallows humour, isn't it? Yeah. We've got rid of the gallows now, so it's just humour. It's just good humour. um yeah anyway uh and there is a fascinating so germany's a fucking because we don't post-war in 40s germany it's a complete fucking mess right yes it's it's completely obliterated the industry's collapsed no one knows what's going on so this this five years they're in the fucking dust you don't really hear much there's no music that's coming out in 48 40 like it's there's no music there's barely food you know like there's not culturally nothing seems to happen post in the last four years it's just all trying to it's getting to the 50s what the fuck happened yeah it's sat on the end of your bed with a sock in your hand staring at the middle distance yeah like for five years what the fuck just happened yeah uh east germany uh from the off is stalin basically doesn't really want it no he he uses it essentially as reparations for the war so he extracts billions of dollars of like he thinks he takes whole factories because he doesn't want it to be part of the ussr because he wants a buffer he doesn't want he doesn't want his border to be with the west no so he just wants a buffer state yeah a neutral zone yes exactly a dmz i suppose um and so he just takes he takes wholesale factories into the ussr a third of east germany's industrial plants are extracted in the first two years about 10 billion dollars worth of agricultural industrial products so from the off their economies fucked yeah the gdr is quite interesting because it's the most successful communist country of any communist country like the most effectively run yes and also it was it's the worst uh part of germany and it got fucked the most by having its resources torn from it so it's quite like an interesting model social experiment yeah exactly and also in many ways you know communist communism is german you're right if The perfect country to do communism is Germany.

16:57Like Russia, it didn't make sense. The Russian spirit is not communist in my... It's this romantic... It's nihilist. It's not romantic, nihilistic. But the Germans, the order, the processing of people, there is a part of the German spirit is quite communist. Well, this is what's fascinating about these sort of the early years, right? So the tensions pretty much start straight away. Communists under Weimar and Hitler, they had been persecuted. And so many of them flee into exile. A man called Walter Ubrich, who is the architect of the GDR, he manages to survive both. He'd been born in 1893 in Leipzig, East Germany.

17:38And after a bout of diphtheria as a teenager, his voice was left permanently squeaking. Hello. Hello. So he was five foot five. Right. He was never going to be a kind of cult personality guy. But he ends up being the architect of the GDR. It's another Tom Womsgang sort of situation where he becomes one of the only two leaders of the GDR. Of their long history, it's only really two guys who ever do it. So he's a huge, maybe the biggest figure in the whole of this history. He seems to just kind of, when they're picking who's going to be leader, there's so few people left. Because they've had to de-Nazify the whole place.

18:13The communists were already purged when the Nazis were in power. So that's to be pro-Soviet communists who's left, who haven't been purged by Stalin as well. Because he went to Moscow and loads of German communists get purged by Stalin. Yeah, because he hates Germans. Yeah, exactly. So he ends up as the last man standing and he's the most senior person who survives all the purges. It's kind of Claudius Simmer as well. It's just sort of the kind of... Only a quarter of German exiles in the Soviet Union survived at all. Yeah. So eventually he gets sent by Stalin to the Spanish Civil War. Yeah. So it's not really like a...

18:46It's not a way to find... It's not a meritocracy when it's last man standing, is it? No, it's not. Yeah. So he ends up in Moscow, Ubrecht in 37, and he survives the purges. And then in 46, Stalin basically, or maybe it's earlier than that, he sends... He's a puppet for Stalin. He sends Ubrecht and he goes, well, you're the one guy left. You go back to the Soviet sector. The Ubrecht group sounds like a very brutally impenetrable synth band. Yeah, so it sounds like the kind of music Stuart Lee listens to. Yes. And then writes a two-hour show about, what do you mean you didn't get it? Help me out, Stu.

19:23So people say that he was cold and ruthless. This is how lacking in human warmth he was. When he goes into exile in the 30s, he abandons his wife and daughter. When he returns in 45, he doesn't contact either of them. Just divorced. Did they get divorced in 49? German communist. Like, that's a double cold. That is aspirational, Dad. I'm going. I'm back. Not going to look you up. Not going to look you up. So he's a Stalinist. And when he comes back, they end up forming this German Republic, this GDR, the German Democratic Republic in 49. And then there then starts this amazing propaganda war between East Germany and West Germany about who are the more Nazi, who's the true heir of the Nazi legacy.

20:11And because the Germans are like the GDR, like we're anti-fascist, we're communist. So we're cleaning up. so even though they've got the camps and they're shoving I mean they are shoving some Nazis in there but they're also employing Nazis that are actually like quite useful but keeping it quiet whereas West Germany under I don't know if it was Willy Brandt or the one before West Germany they go guys you know people in glass houses we've all we've all had a mad time if we're going to get rid of all the Nazis they blare it they get around the negotiating table guys we all they good Friday it Yeah.

20:48The original Good Friday agreement. Yeah. Because they basically are like, if we throw all these guys out, you're getting rid of the... I mean, these guys are very good at paperwork. Yeah. At processing. You know? What are the transferable skills that the Nazi state have that aren't racist? Yeah. You know, genocide takes a lot of admin. Okay. And if you're going to throw that baby out with the bathwater... It shows you can wake up early. It shows you can, you know, schedule. Yeah. Scheduling. these are all things and i do think with the german people the british government general you could you can view the nazis as unethical sure that's your politics don't want to get political let's not get bogged down in the ethics of it yeah but the german spirit you just need to point them in the right direction they're a toddler clearly the germans could sort of do any system very effectively yeah the most effective communist the most effective fascist yes and in many ways arguably the most effective capitalists in some ways in some ways it's just where do you point that that totally wind up toy totally so forget about yeah fine they'll point in the wrong direction whatever pick them up and turn them it was our fault we didn't turn around for 12 years that way you can do that with toddlers yeah toddlers just they just walk you just pick them up turn around they'll just go the other way it's actually very very easy with the italians they're asleep on a chair and you're just changing the direction the chair's facing it doesn't change anything they're just asleep no italian communist italian fascist yeah exactly It's fundamentally on a chair facing different directions.

22:15They're Italian. It doesn't matter what the word after Italian is. They're Italian. Now, in March 48, the Western Republic is declared. That's when Britain, France and US ally all their Western zones. And so the GDR is formally founded on the 7th of October, October 7th, 1949. Shall we place 1949? I'd say this is... So is this before Britain gets, just before Britain gets the nuclear weapon? Or did we do it, I think? I'd say, sorry, I'd say it's after hot sauce is invented. Right. And it's before Hillary Clinton says she's got hot sauce in her bag. Right, yes. Which gets used against her, even though, speaking to people who know her, apparently she does truly love hot sauce.

23:07because people saw it as a way of her trying to get the black vote. Yes. But it's actually... What am I meant to do? I really like hot sauce. I have it in my bag. Yeah. But it's probably the most... 7 ,000 BC. Okay, I didn't realise... Okay, the Aztecs invented it in 7 ,000 BC. I was going very... I was about to try and get a very close one. Please, please. And you just busted it wide open. It's because I was reminded you... With a 7 ,000-year burst. I assumed it was invented in the 19th century, hot sauce. But I'm thinking as a Westerner. Of course, the Aztecs got there 10 ,000 years ago. Okay, maybe...

23:39Okay, so... Okay, no, you're right. So we acquired nuclear weapons in 52. Yes, before that, and I guess it's after... Japan acquired them for a second. Yes. There was a millisecond where Japan had nuclear weapons before they exploded. Well, it was in Japan. There was a nuclear weapon in Japan, I guess. Yes, exactly. It was in airspace, and they went, oh, we have nuclear weapons. Oh, no. If someone had caught it and it hadn't been a drop, they'd have one. They'd have one. So that's all you had to do, by the way, Japan. You've got to hold your hands together, pull into your chest. Yeah. The technique.

24:18Is it the worst drop catch of all time? I mean, it's coming out the sky fast, but is it the worst drop catch of all time, Japan? Catches win matches. Anyway, so now 49 GDR has formed and it is recognized immediately by socialist countries and the Arab bloc. West Germany and 55 have this thing called the Hallstein Doctrine, which means that no one is allowed to recognize East Germany, I think. Or they only recognize countries that don't recognize East Germany, something like that. Anyway, so immediately it's tense. 32 % of public administrators in 54 in the GDR are former Nazis. they refuse remuneration requests from Holocaust survivors phenomenal this is phenomenal this is an interesting one I do like this because I guess they have it is a different management isn't it under new management that's what they're saying generally under new management and people are calling up saying you owe us and stuff it's like well that wasn't us well not on my shift I wasn't there you want the guy before this yeah under new management yeah how many times to be honest if you get his number I'd like some remuneration as well yeah to be honest yeah Because I've still got some stuff to talk about as well.

25:33And also, you're talking like a bit of a libtard, and I know exactly what I'm going to send you. Do you want to go back? Yeah. East Germany insists it's not the legal successor to Nazi Germany, so refuses all compensation requests from Holocaust victims. That's a tricky one. That's a tough one. Yeah. But then also, West Germany are like, no, we're not doing that. That's the ultimate when you call someone and you're speaking to customer service. No, not my department. Who is it then? Who can I speak to? you killed all my family. You killed every single one. Well, I didn't. You want to speak to Pauline in West Germany?

26:05Yeah, put me on hold.

26:11Hello. Right, I'd like some Holocaust. No, no, you want East Germany. I've just spoken to them. I've just spoken to them.

26:24Now, initially, the economy in the GDR is fucked. Okay. It's very bad because Stalin has not really wanted, he doesn't want it. He just wants it as a buffer zone. But Ulbricht is a committed Stalinist. Yeah. So do you remember when we did Russian Revolution, part of what is so impenetrable of the Russian Revolution is that everyone's differences of opinion are about how quickly socialism should arrive. So Lenin was like, smash the state, go straight to it. Whereas I think - How much foreplay before we bust? totally whereas trotsky was a was a sort of like he's into foreplay yeah he wanted to at least try second base yeah exactly some tantric sort of stuff before you bummed basically yeah exactly um yeah albrecht is very very horny and wants to just shove it in clothes on clothes on

27:17so much so that even i think even start um in the uss are they're like you need to slow down because he's like he's like he's such a committed starlinist that in the ussr he's been in exile he's been like oh brilliant five-year plan blah blah you know secret police let's do it all and it's it's not working at all there's no i mean germany's obviously ruined but there's ration cards last for much longer than any other um nation they're also always comparing themselves to west germany yes they've got an inferiority complex from the off but you've got to stop comparing yourself to others yeah you do you know there's a problem in life it's like focus on what you're doing that should be enough we're not it's it's a it's a dance not a race we watched a video a motivational video with idris elba saying that success is like swimming where if you want to i can't do it

28:11yeah i watched that video yeah it was really motivational

28:19so it means top swimmers you're not meant to look where anyone else is you're meant to only just focus on your own you just head down yeah you know so don't compare yourself to others east germany comparisons the thief of joy so said thomas jefferson what else did thomas jefferson do well he probably said that slaves are the thief of uh thief of america this slave is the thief of my car he was working he's workshopping his quotes this is the other interesting thing about east germany is that it's you're right it's the most successful in some respects communist state there's ever been yeah and yet because it is comparing itself to a capitalist country that started at the exact same time with the exact same level of ruin it will always be remembered as a sort of failure yes um even though i think reading this history as much as it was very bleak and there's loads of problems it is kind of it's quite a remarkable state in some ways what it is yeah it is yeah under those pressures uh the gdr is under this economic pressure because in west germany uh there is the wirtschaft wonder the economic miracle now you'll remember from the world cup series uh in the early 50s west germany win the world cup yes it's a booming country yeah they maintain the industrial heartland the ruhr yeah they kind of also they get an all-american aid and america offer aid to east germany but starling says you can't take it because this is when america are giving the world aid not aids yes to place this as well right so america obviously gives the world aids in the 80s yeah and we said no no no we wanted aids yeah yeah um so the soviets had refused the marshall plan of 1948 which was the americans basically saying we're going to rebuild europe well the marshall plan i get quite bitter about the marshall plan yeah no we got fucked up we got completely fucked yeah because they put a stipulation in it that we could have it as long as we spent the money on a nuclear weapon yeah i mean doing post-war history the more and more i see america as the enemy to be honest yes because they fucked our development they did it on purpose because they wanted our colonial assets right they wanted to take over and they we got the fact that germany japan france they all had these economic booms and we had the fucking 70s it's because they made us do a nuclear weapon we paid off our debts to America in the Blair years.

30:29Or shocking. Yeah. Absolutely shocking. And they just forgive the Nazis. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take as much money as you need. And then your best mate. And then they took their scientists. Yeah. They took all the sneaky scientists and invented fucking LSD. It's ridiculous. America is the real villain of the 20th century. Marshall Plan. Yeah. Fuck you. Anyway. So the Soviets, they say we're not going to have the Marshall Plan. Yeah. We don't want it. Which means they're very quickly just drowning in their economy. There is an uprising on the 17th of June.

31:02Also, sorry, something I didn't realise is that, and we'll talk about the war more in the next episode. Yes. But it's the border is open until the 60s, which I didn't really realise. In my head, it went up immediately. No, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but so people are just leaving constantly. Yeah, so there's a big uprising in 1953. A million people are on the streets. Stalin had died a couple of months before. Ulbricht has lost his hero. oh no and suddenly he had loses authority and so there's a huge revolt against the new state about 6 % of the population get involved in these protests but the Red Army declares a state of emergency just rolls in the tanks because Ulbricht all he's got at this point is the USSR as like his sort of guarantor 55 people are killed in these protests many of the leaders are rounded up and so as a kind of response to this they realise that they need to up their internal state security and they can't rely on the USSR forever.

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32:00And so they start to really kick on with their state security service that had been founded in 1950 that's now known as the Stasi. Probably the most infamous and effective secret police of all time. Yes. And lots of people have tried it in different ways. Also very, very German. Yes, it's just a very deadly mix. Yes. Authoritarian communism blended with the German spirit. With a German sort of perversion. Yes, because I guess, what was the Russian... The NKBD. NKBD. So obviously they had, it was semi-based on that as a model. Yeah, because Ulbricht is taking everything from the Soviet Union. But Russian secret police, I guess it's more corrupt.

32:40It's more, you know, what's the subtext here? Do you know what I mean? It's like, what can you do for me? There's a lot of that in the Russian spirit, right? With the Germans, it's not really subtext. it's more I've got 15 pages of documents about his bowel movements the attention to detail is second to none the data gather is extraordinary and it's all about very very there is no secret police force in Tonga that is interesting the Tongans do not have a secret police where are you going? they need one what did you say? where are you going? what's that? what is that meant to be a secret police?

33:16is that what the secret police do? where are you going? Is that you being a secret police officer? It was him being a Tongan secret police officer. So the Stasi had been founded in 1950 by a man called Eric Milke. Right. Now, he's a fascinating figure, right? So he had fled Germany in 31. He was a kind of communist agitator. He'd killed two policemen in 31 and then fucked off, went to Moscow, basically learned the Cheka NKVD terror tactics, then went to the Spanish Civil War as like a sort of secret agent to try and stir shit up. um yeah because i obviously we all did the rise of the nazis at school and that period where the fascists the communists are fighting in the 30s it's a lot of they repopulate east germany's high command with the people who were involved in all that sort of stuff but they're also the only people that had survived yes i mean you look at what they had to survive for like 20 years they had to survive yeah it's such a rare paramilitary clashes in weimar germany you had to survive the nazi clamping down on the Stalin purges, the Spanish Civil War.

34:21Yeah, I mean, so these people, when you're looking at the apparatus of the state as to why it's so paranoid and so all-consuming. Yeah, but also anyone with any sort of charisma would have been purged by Stalin. So you're left with the... To be honest, it's a nation of Eichmanns. Yeah. It's led by an Eichmann. They're all Eichmanns. They are all Eichmanns. There's no charismatic leader, really. No, there's no Mengele. Yeah, not even a Goebbels, really. Starting or growing your own business can be intimidating and lonely at times. Your to-do list may feel endless with new tasks, and lists can easily begin to overrun your life.

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37:24Listen to the free audiobook now. So, well, this is fascinating. Goebbels and Ulbricht had debated each other in the early, maybe late 20s or early 30s. Peter's a versus Zizek. Yeah. I mean, man, how the West has fought. At 31, Ulbricht and Goebbels appear on the same stage for a planned debate. Ulbricht speaks first and stirs up his supporters. And then after his speech, the communists sing the Internationale so loudly that Goebbels can't be heard, so the Nazis just start a fight. That is a real lovely analogy. a mess for fascists if you're losing an argument turn it to violence and communists drown out things any other opinions blah blah blah blah blah so yeah now Milka he is the man who he runs the Stasi from 53 I think until the very very end so it's all him the entire time so he's the longest serving security chief in Eastern Europe yeah he had said at one point the gossip king there were six types of people and five of them were hostiles to the state that's what you want that's what you want but my point is is that so the people who run the gdr they are the least charismatic but also the most paranoid and they are the kind of cockroach survivors yes 100 of the sort of the middle part 20th century which is why the gdr is so paranoid snoopy um in like obsessed with other people's lives but also i guess the comparison is to sort of the russian model but russia's this huge superpower yeah whereas the gdr is a actually a tiny country that people are not fishing about in the same way they're sort of 18 million people yeah they're more left to their own devices in a way it's sort of like you know those kind of private schools where pedophiles roam because no one's checking on them private schools yeah but no one's checking on them because it's like there's just a small private school on the south coast you know yes yeah but then you also you have pedophile informants yes which is what the stars he did yes um you have people in the private school nazi pedophile informants probably yeah exactly i mean it's a terrific time um it's paris in the 20s it's weird wind you're a nazi pedophile can i just shake your hand um so at its peak the stars employed 91 000 full-time surveillance officers and then 170 ,000 informers who were called IMs, Mitarbeiter, informal collaborators.

39:55So one in six people worked for the Stasi. So if you threw a party in the GDR and invited 12 guests, statistically one of them was an informant. This basically means that in East Germany, you can't really do anything without being found out. and there's some amazing stories of the informants. So firstly, what I was saying about this being a very German security service is that they built, they're obsessed with data and Germans being German, they built an archive of smells. Yes. So they have, basically they take everyone's farts in a jar and they store them in a massive library of smells. Yeah.

40:37Imagine Charlie's Flats an archive of smells. Yes, it is. The Starz's the archive of smells. And they then, so they can train sniffer dogs to track you down if they decide that they want to get you. It's pragmatic, it's cold, but it's also perverse simultaneously. Yeah, very German. There's like a logic to it, which is kind of unromantic and cold, but it's still just a bit. It's hot farts in a jar. Fundamentally, it's still kinky. How cold and unromantic and detached can you be about collecting an old woman's farts in a jar? You never know, we might need it later. Yes. Just in case. 79 onwards, it built an archive of odour samples, stored in airtight glass jars, and the last known use in Germany was 2007, when the federal prosecutor took odour samples from anti-G8 activists.

41:25Fucking hell. They still got this information. They're still dipping into the wall of smells. The wall of smells. Was it Brian Eno's wall of sound, but it's the wall of smells. I just imagine it's this big fuzzy wall, and you just go... and you have like different you've gone a different journey but but yeah i mean it's it's like i've i've always said the worst thing after a big stinky shit is to try and cover it up with potpourri and air freshener just let just let one smell please one smell at a time yeah anything else is too much yeah yeah um they surveil everyone they bug her phones cars uh they open letters they secretly film people there's an amazing photograph of a Stasi person photographing a CIA person who's photographing him yeah which kind of defines the vibe of the Cold War yeah it's just taking photos scared that you're going to start World War 3 and what's amazing is that no one really knows or rather they didn't really after the 60s they don't really do much all this information but they have this very brutal first phase of Stasi where they sort of they kidnap people and they put them into this jail and then they're just collecting data just collecting data yeah so when there's when there's amazing stories that come out when they open the archives in 91 because they there's more written in by the Stasi than the whole of German literature yeah there's more words from like the middle ages to World War 2 yeah there's an amazing story of a woman called Vera Langsfeld who's a German politician and she discovered in 1992 that her husband of 11 years had the entire time been informing on her and had been telling the Stasi like what her psychological weaknesses were, what she was like in bed, when she was on her period.

43:16Just complete documentation. She then divorces him straight away and he goes, well I'm actually a Jew so I support the GDR because I think it's a response to Auschwitz. Which then, you know... This is the Kevin Spacey I'm gay defence. I mean it's an impenetrable defence because what's she meant to go? I'm gay actually.

43:37I don't understand that culture. You know, it is, it's different. Yeah, it is different. You know, men harass women putting a hand on the knee. You're sucking off strangers in public toilets. I don't understand the rules. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing. What? Yeah. What, what helped me? I'm blind. You know, the rules are different. It's a different game. Does it count if I'm blind? Maybe. I'm blind and gay. Yeah. That's the only better Kevin Spacey defense. I'm blind. Oh, right. Fine. He was just trying to shake the hand. This is also fascinating. The Stasi youth, right? So bear in mind, they put a lot of Hitler youth boys and girls into concentration camps for being Hitler youth, which is a bit, you know, they're teenagers.

44:18Come on, they're kids. We all think weird things when we're 15, right? They then start the Stasi youth, not the Stasi youth, they start the GDR youth, and they have a salute, right? That's slightly too close. So it's this. Yeah. So it's basically a Hitler salute that's been bent at 45 degrees. Yeah, that's... It's close. This is why it's a counterfactual. It's weird. It's AI. What if the Germans became communists, but it actually all happened? Yes. It's image. And also, if you lived through... If you're like a 90-year-old woman in the 80s, you've lived through the German Empire, the Weimar Republic, Nazi Germany, and communist Germany.

44:56Yeah. And then reunification if you lived to like 91, 92. But they're not living to see Austria becoming part of it. it again so hopefully we will hope i hope so yeah so yeah they have this salute which is just it's sort of like a right angle hitler salute and it's just a bit it's a bit close yeah comfort but this is again this is fascinating because the east germans are like we're communists so we're not fascists and then in uh west germany that's where they start saying well actually you're totalitarian definitely and that's the shared language so they try and move it away from fascism to fascism communism you're all the same it's about totalitarianism and authoritarianism because That argument starts in the sort of 70s.

45:33Because East Germany, in a way, is more anti-Nazi than West Germany, but it has more of the same fixtures of Nazi regime than West Germany. Well, there's more people working in... West Germany... It's Gestapo, Stasi... Yeah, West Germany's fascinating because they basically just go, la, la, la, la, nothing happened. Yeah. Just give everyone the jobs. Ignore it, otherwise we'll never get anywhere. And then when the next generation comes in at the end of the 60s, there's this German word, I can't remember what it's called, it's mad, mad long, basically means reckoning with your past. Right. And there's Fritz Bauer, who's the attorney from the Eichmann series.

46:10He's done a series of trials off the back of the Eichmann trial in the 60s. It's called Vergangenheitsbevittigung.

46:20That's when suddenly the new generation are like, well, hang on, what did you do in the war? Right. And then to the 70s, Willy Brandt, who is the chancellor of West Germany, he falls to his knees at the Warsaw Ghetto Memorial in Poland. And that's like a huge moment. What did he do? Well, he was the Prime Minister of West Germany. Wait, so why is he falling to his knees? It's basically a way of saying sorry. Charlie just mimes. No, he's not sucking off the Warsaw Ghetto. He's trying to make his reparations. It would not be the same thing if he got down to his knees and just... It's the least I could do.

46:58I didn't know what to do what do you say so I just got on my knees and started sucking it off

47:06no he's so until what's he feeling emotionally overcome about about the fact that he didn't de-nazify as much as he should have no no it's more that the culture shifts so from a period of like let's park this yeah that's the photo iconic photo in Germany right it's been edited out of that he's a guy with his dick out in his mouth yeah very good the war so what this exposes Eichmann exposes the sort of cold bureaucracy of the Holocaust and actually everyone's understanding the Holocaust comes from that trial and then in Germany they have this sort of series of trials by Fritz Bauer is this post Eichmann yeah in the 63 is it a response to Eichmann yeah and I think it's called is it called the Saxony camp trials anyway they then they them they them Germany has to reckon with the Holocaust Of course, culturally, because there's a new generation of people who are learning about it from the Eichmann trial who are going, well, hang on, they're doing the maths here.

48:01They're going, well, you're 50. What were you? You were 30 in the 40s. What the fuck were you doing? I mean, that's what we're doing now. We'd looked up Dukal's fucking granddad. You know, we're still doing it now. It never ends. That's the word, but this word for gang and heights, for Wettig and whatever, it never ends. I.e. always find out who's related to a Nazi. Yeah. Right. What's one thing the Stasi are very, this is very interesting. they how they infiltrate the gay scene in east germany yeah is because this is very interesting this is the thing because they view all of this kind of counterculture as deeply threatening and they're very uptight and conservative but they're also unbelievably nosy yes they're very like it's it's not that conservative thing it's like i don't even want to hear about it it's like it's disgusting it's a threat but what are you guys doing what you do in your own home is my business that's what it is yeah it's whatever you do in your own home i want to know about it I want to know about it.

48:51I want you to tell me. I want to film it. It's Ewan Berghain, basically. What are you doing over there? Can I come and watch? That's fucking disgusting. Don't stop it. It's fascinating, isn't it? The socially conservative curtain twitcher. Yeah, yeah. Astonishing combination. Yeah. That's absolutely disgusting. Can I film it and just keep it in a library? And can I take your farts in a jar? Yeah. So what they did to the gay scene, so there was something called the Homosexual Interest Group in Berlin, right, which gets set up. And then the Stasian region, you're like, fuck, we've got to know about this.

49:23Because they always think that their main enemy is subversive elements. Well, because the whole regime is so insecure. To be gay is to be subversive. Yes. Okay, in this day and age. And interestingly, East Germany, they legalize or decriminalize homosexuality earlier than West Germany. But what they do with that, when they say, oh, you're all allowed to be gay, they then fucking blackmail. that they infiltrate all the dogging hotspots in East Germany and then black catch people, blackmail them saying, you have to work for us now because otherwise we'll tell everyone that you're gay. Yeah. Right.

49:58They even open gay nightclubs in the 80s. What, Stasi run gay nightclubs? State sponsored gay clubs. Unbelievable. And then they're, but they're filled with cameras and they're bugging it. Yeah, so good. So basically they think that it's getting out of hand because if you're, basically their logic goes that if you're gay in a society that doesn't accept that, then you're inherently sneaky and good at spying. So we should use that for the state, but also you're not to be trusted. It's a nation of glory holes, but on the other end, it can be someone spying on you. A nation of glory holes. It is.

50:30Because there's people with holes who are spying on you. Get out of there. They're either sticking knobs through there or they're surveilling you. They are. They are. Totally are. Now let's just go through some of their methods because they had this tactic. basically after the Berlin Wall goes up the kind of brutal first phase of the Stars League starts to ease off because they're always aware of looking bad in the West because they're always comparing themselves to the West they don't want to look bad so they start they move away from being the more physical torture methods and they move towards this thing called Zezetzung yeah they get onto chick shit which is this is chick gaslighting on a state yeah they move away from like blokey stuff to yeah girl shit yeah they move from non-fiction to fiction so this is psychological pressure this is teenage girl stuff okay uh so that translates as decomposition or disruption yeah it attacks your mental stability yeah your self-confidence your reputation your family life yeah it's a fight with a woman to continue yeah it is and you can't win because they will just constantly think you're you're crazy you're losing your mind and then if that doesn't work they'll call you a pedophile.

51:44Yeah, yeah, yeah. He raped me. Right, brilliant. I'm gay. Doesn't work. Doesn't work. Kevin Spacey defense. That's the only thing you've got. That's all you've got. So Jürgen Fuchs, who's one of the best known victims, described it as an assault on the human soul. This is where the stars would sneak into your house and they would just change all the clocks to be wrong by like two hours. They'd move some furniture. They'd change the brand of tea. Make your life uncanny and weird. And you'd walk in and be like, It's the beginning. It's the first third of a horror film. Yeah. everything's just a bit off.

52:14But the entire time. Yeah. They change the brand of tea that you drank to make you think you were going mad. Yeah. But they also leave traces. I piss in their pants or like, I just shit in their pants. What, in their drawers? Yeah. So, but they put them on and be like, I shat myself. What? I shat myself and then I didn't clean the pants? Or just leave skid marks in every pair of pants. I think that's a bit better, I think. Yeah. Doing shit in someone's pants. Because in the drawer. Yeah. yeah yeah but just if you keep myself if i don't remember i tell you what you go through someone's washing and you leave a skid mark in every pair of their pants yeah and they just start thinking or you change all their pants to female pants so they're like what do i like wearing this um victims would then sound paranoid when they try and explain what's going on yeah and so this is what's amazing it's in a horror film when when you're like trying to explain to the police that and then they don't believe you.

53:11It's the exact same thing. But they were trying to trap people. They engineer situations to steer people into criminal acts. Bear in mind that one in six people in the state are collaborating with the state. That's because the state have Compromat on them. So they're getting husbands to spy on wives. When the archives open, it is amazing the amount of divorces that spike because people realise that their husbands have just been basically gossiping on everything. The case of Vera Langsfell, that politician I mentioned earlier, she would always get worried about the Stasi taking her kids. And her husband told them that and said that she's particularly vulnerable to that when she's on the third day of her period.

53:54And then they jail her for being a protester in the 80s or something. And then they wait till the third day of her period and then say, oh, we're going to take your kids if you don't tell us what you're planning. It's creepy though. Yeah. And then she only finds out five years later they're her husband yeah they are period tracking it's really odd that's none of your business uh so they use these things called romeo agents right uh which is where they would send men not romeo beckham they would send men to try and uh seduce uh low-level female administrative staff yeah with uh but with um esteem issues which rarely happens that way around you normally send in the women but these brave men two hands up no no um so uh they were romeo agents were trained in psychology and etiquette and they prioritized active listening yeah patience and attentiveness yeah love bombing love yeah love state love bombing yeah there's a story of a woman who was working as like a secretary in the american embassy in east germany in Berlin maybe in the Soviet sector and the a guy starts love bombing her and then they get married and then she's giving him gifts and then she finds out 10 years later that he's already got a wife and family and all the gifts she's been giving him he's just giving it to her I mean it's astonishing the level of like infiltration you couldn't trust anything no and that would make you go mad they think that people have there's a name for a form of PTSD that only East Germans have because their idea of reality was completely compromised.

55:35They think there's about 300 ,000 to half a million victims of the Shazi. Some people think that they cause cancers and physical illnesses. What is it, Charlie? How important do you think trust is in romantic relationships? Well, I think this level of mistrust is damaging, I'd say. Is it all sexy or is it just kind of fucked? Is it sexy? The idea that... This is such a mess. i don't think i think the problem is you find anything sexy because you can always say this is a mess isn't it uh yeah you're like your wife of 10 years uh never loved you yeah and what's the stars nothing who even are you no nothing's real let's fuck i think you just say that with anything don't you yeah maybe yeah i think you're just horny i mean this also explain yeah explains why germany is the way it is now totally it's just so scrambled this is such a mess let's put rubber fist up my ass no yes Charlie did I tell you about on field do you know field yeah yeah the kinky kinky I was trying to be kind of I was trying to be non-threatening on there so I said I was bisexual which I kind of am but it was more of a phase at this point and I put my thing on men as well as women and 95 out of 96 of them were men but I don't want to just go to the pub and like chat about a bond law I might kiss your your knob if you know we're on pills and it's and it's dark but i'm not i'm not going pub with you so that's on the kinsey scale of like quite gay very gay super gay you're only at the gay level where if you're in a vest in a nightclub on on mdma you might do it but you're not gay enough that you could talk about fifa with a with a guy and still get i'll chat about fifa with you yeah but that's it's fascinating how when when homosexuality and traditional masculinity intersect in that you you want to be gay in a very hyper masculine way yeah in that i want to be like wearing a string vest busting fags doing pills yeah yeah that's incredibly offensive no i didn't mean busting fags in the 50s the stars were busting fags it must be said no i mean you want to be you want to be smoking cigarettes being basically ray winston they go yeah i'll fucking suck you off as if it's like the height of aggression in aggressive way you don't want to be canoodling a guy in a big sweater in autumn talking about the colors but i guess the point you're trying to make though is that like the kind of real like blokiness of like a you don't you don't want a straight guy to talk about who knows about you know the aston villa top scorers of the 2012 season that was a massive turnoff that does not yeah that does not turn me on no i want like kind of a little a little schmally sort of guy schmally what's that don't know just i'm like something like less i don't want like trevor i want schmull not trevor schmull fucking schmull is he a small german man i don't know like do you know someone do you know someone called schmull yeah or do you know okay do you fancy i mean this happened i don't know if it was on the other podcast but we were talking about like male crushes and we're talking about celebrities right charlie brought up a guy he saw on Instagram with like 2 ,000 followers who lives down a couple of streets away from him.

58:54You have mentioned this before. Yeah. Is he called... Is a guy who could easily be listening to this who's just like a guy who you're basically... Is he called Schmuel? No, he's called Liam. Right, okay. Anyway, the stars infiltrate the gay scene. And to be honest, you can see how easy it is. The amount of information we just got out of, Charlie. They're gossips, they're gossips. So basically, Zezet Singh meant that they would break people down to such a degree that when they were questioned by the Stasi, or rather they would have no option but to just go along with it. Yeah, and they show this quite well in lives of others.

59:28Which we'll be talking about on the Patreon this week, yeah. It's just endurance interviewing until they get the answer they need. Yeah. So there's something about how they'd keep them awake, or rather they'd wake them up at one in the morning and then keep them awake till five, and then they'd have an hour's sleep and then they'd turn all the lights on and go, you have to be up now. So they'd have these nighttime interrogations. They'd also just call you a paedophile. Yeah. which I think is quite route one. That's my kind of state security. None of this spying, just like, oh, he's a nonce. You're a pedophile.

59:55You're a pedophile. Brilliant. Who are you here to meet? You. You met me. Got you. Yeah, the Stasi ends up being the most comprehensive state security system probably ever invented. Yeah. Because it's got the highest proportion of the population ever to be involved. Yeah, something like the, in Nazi Germany, it was one out of every... Like 40 or something. 40. Yeah. East Germany is becoming a brutal police state with a struggling economy run by a man with a high-pitched voice. And as you said earlier, people are leaving a lot because the borders are just open. Now, obviously, Berlin had been separated into four zones.

1:00:39Which is what's weird about Berlin. Is West Berlin the capital of West Germany? No, that's Bonn. Okay. But, yeah, because I don't know what it would be like living in West Berlin because it's deep in the heart of East Germany. It's an island in the middle of a sea of East Germany. Presumably you're allowed to travel out of West Berlin. Yes, and there's a wall around a motorway that goes from West Germany to East Germany, to East Berlin, West Berlin. And they just have a wall along that hole. So just like an autobahn basically that takes you there. It's weird. What's the vibe? Would you want to, is it popping off in West Berlin?

1:01:11But you're right in the heart. You're not connected to anything. Well, what's interesting is that some of the theatre zone was in East Berlin. So a lot of people would go for a night out in the East and also they'd have so much money to spend in the east yeah because they're making bank in the west yes so they could have a fucking amazing cheap night in the east but there's not much of choice what are you going to do no there's the state there's a state play yeah there's what the state is the state beer it's the state it's all house wine yes it is yeah it's hard to splash out really um so everything is house basically yeah it is the tension had um erupted in the berlin airlift of 1948, I think, which is where, so that's when Stalin cuts off Berlin from the Marshall plan.

1:01:55Stalin blockades Berlin in 48 to 49 by trying to force out Western powers by cutting off the land access. But then the Allies supply the city by air, humiliating the Kremlin and ensuring that West Berlin will stay in Allied hands. But it's a poorer city. So East germany uh people are just leaving east berlin to go to west berlin and then presumably from there they can then leave to the west germany so between 49 and 61 around the most poorest border of the cold war basically so between 49 and 61 nearly three million people leave east germany for the west so about six yeah uh and the most practical route is through berlin yeah and these are young people professional educated and so this westward brain drain and the mounting economic crisis means that Ulbricht has got to do something.

1:02:45So on the 1st of August 61, he bluntly lays out the crisis to Khrushchev, who's now in charge. And Khrushchev fears that if they collapse, then it would destabilize the rest of the Soviet bloc. So they initiate what has become known as Operation Rose. And overnight, on 13th of August 61, a wall is built around the eastern sectors of Berlin. And we will deal with the history of the Berlin Wall and the rest of the GDR in our next episode. Why have you said that? Sorry.

1:03:23That's always my line. When has that ever been your line? All right, do you want to plug? Do you want to plug? You know, you do the end. Yeah, well, I've actually got a podcast. No, no, no, no. Don't do a plug for your podcast. Andrew and Charlie investigate every Thursday. Plug for this podcast. It's a rival podcast if you want to hear my side. Rival. Why have you said that? You're the producer of this podcast. He's producing a rival podcast. If you're going to plug, which you shouldn't be plugging another podcast, don't say it's a rival podcast. It's a competitive podcast. Check out the rest of his history as well.

1:03:49Those are great guys. That's already on the Patreon part two along with our bonus episode on the Lives of Others. A great film. Three pounds a month, all it costs and it's an absolute hoard now. Watch the Lives of Others even if you don't watch the episode. It captures all of this. Interestingly, one in six of our members of our Patreon are informing for Have a Word. Are they? Yeah. so anyway that's on the Patreon but if not we will see you on Thursday for the story of the Berlin Wall and our continuing epic on the GDR goodbye goodbye

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