The CRAZIEST Reveal In Financial Audit History

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23:50I try to set boundaries with him. I told her that she can talk to him as long as... What? She told me... She wants me to trust her. And so... How? He sent her... Yeah. Hold on. By the way, I have absolutely zero confidence based on what she is using for these excuses right now. Oh, she's pissed. I can see it. She didn't know this was going to come up, did she? I can see it on her face. No, she did not. Oh, she's cooking. Okay. Yeah. So... Rip. I mean, hey, maybe don't, like, Like she, I mean, being open school, that's fun. We love a good open here and there, except you weren't. That's the thing.

24:24I have zero confidence in the world right now. Zero confidence in the world with her. I can't remember what happened yesterday that he did not stick it in her. So there was a physically impossible because he is currently in the Navy and stationed. Yeah, but how long was it happening? That I don't know. All I know is when I found out the messages, it was after the fact. I was in dive school. Oh, it's because you went through her phone. Yes. Oh. I found out going through her phone. You had a suspicion. I did. So the whole thing was... Hey, why are you a cheater? I would like to tell the story. When I read through the messages, it happened while I was in dive school.

25:06She was lonely because I was focusing on dive school and wanted something else, wanted the attention. so she got the attention from two different guys and sent them both the nudes to get something because she offered too. They didn't ask. She offered.

25:29Are they even good? To me, they are. Okay. And apparently to them, they are because they saved it in Snapchat. That's how I found out because they saved it in the messages. Have you gone through and deleted those? It's saved on their end. I can't she can't on her she can't delete them because they haven't saved so I can it's still safe to this day and I told her I asked her why she opened that door because she told she asked me why don't I trust her and I said because it happened with him is that your phone? yeah unlock your phone she talks to him on Snapchat and they all they do is send pictures and I have a set where the picture is saved in the chat and it's just It's just pictures.

26:12There's no text. So, and you're okay with this. I told her that I don't want her texting him on Snapchat. Oh, dude. He's a boy, dude. He's a boy. And you're allowing this. Look at this. He sent a blur the name, blur the name, please chat. He sent a, okay, I'm sexy. Kind of want to type of picture. And she sent a sexy. I want to fuck the picture. Dude, you're getting cucked right now. Okay. Why are you sending this to him? Huh? Why is this being sent? You can go look at all my other friends. I send the same pictures in streets. No, it's just you guys sending back and forth. This is not weird. It is weird.

26:49I asked her why she does it. She said she doesn't know. What the? But they sent news back to each other. Sorry. They sent news back to each other. They're just sending devil-horned photos of their faces back and forth. Yeah, she thinks it's funny. Funny? She thinks it's funny. Oh, that is such a cop-out. That is such a cop-out, too. I get wet every time this happens. Don't fuck with me. Come on. You tell me you don't get any, you don't want anything from him. No. Bullshit. Maybe back then, yes. But as of right now, no. I don't believe you at all. You guys are just sending back and forth. That's all they do.

27:26But she does that with all my friends. She does that, um, she doesn't, the other friends, the other friends don't do the same thing as, so she talks to two people. Her friend Cass that she used to fuck in high school. He's sending shirtless photos. That's from two years ago. Look at the date. It doesn't matter. He's sending shirtless photos two years ago. You know what was happening two years ago? You guys were dating.

27:54Yeah, that's most of the voice that shit I've seen. And no offense, but I mean, you're kind of fat. I am. But me too. And she's texting this military hunk, you know, and she's sending like you know this yep and stuff that's why we had the biggest fight because i don't trust her it's all men men men men man she's sending no this doesn't happen this does not happen with normal people there's no women friends in there there is no no no do you stop yourself right now for a second you stop yourself right now there's three women there's there's There's There's Who's a man There's There's Finally Is a woman Then there's Are you daddy?

28:39I am daddy What the fuck? Is this allowed? What the fuck? Is that allowed? Stop Is I know for a fact a woman That is her best friend Which ones have received nudes in there? Uh It was It was Believe Who? Who? Who? This guy? No Oh, yeah. The guy that you, okay. I'm R.J. Decker, a private investigator uncovering the sunshine state's darkest secrets. Tuesday, it's the premiere of ABC's hottest new crime show. R.J. freaking Decker as I live and breathe. He's a private eye. It's not a standard murder. It's someone bigger. And a public mass. Trying to get sent back to prison today? You go to prison one time and suddenly it's all the jokes.

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29:58Snap. Huh? Snapchatting? Is that the word you're looking for? Yeah, she snapped him. She's still snapping him now. Who else in here? Those are the only two. Those are the two. Well, good news. They're not in chat anymore. Did you force them to delete them? That is a girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl. And then the rest are dudes and two of them you sent nudes to. Girl and girl and girl. Yeah, but two of them you sent nudes to. Do you not get that? Do you not get that? Guys, chat, am I the only one here? You're actually okay with this somehow. I am not okay with it. Then why do you allow this? I had cut them out.

30:44The way you talk to these guys is crazy. I had come to him and I said, these people are my friends. if I don't send messages to them and talk to them in Discord only? They're your friends that you sent nudes to. Are they your friends? You sent nudes to them. Are they your friends? You sent nudes to them. Nudes to them. Nudes. All these men. All these men. When we had the fight, I told her the only way I would trust her is if I can see everything. And this is why I sent in the chat to every picture they sent back and forth get sent into that chat for me to look. Draw the line, man. And I told her like any texts that needs to be on Discord or text.

31:26But yet she still sends texts to him in the Snapchat. Why'd you send nudes to them two years ago? Two people at the same time. And I have zero confidence she did not take any other dick. So, sorry, spam call. I can show you exactly what the link is. The link? Not going to click on it, but. Oh, F? It's a fan view. It's what started before. A downgraded OF. You had OF? Used to. This is a used to? Oh. Don't. Yeah. I get it. Okay. Okay. I see. I thought you were clicking a link for him to pay. So what is this? Do you do this anymore? No. Is it deleted? Yes, I deleted it. It's not deleted. I swear I deleted it until you count.

32:13Last month, I opened, I went to the website to see if you're still uploading it. And you haven't been uploading, but it's still there. I thought I deleted it. I mean, you have an uplink, so I didn't bring it up, but it's not deleted. I don't even remember the login if it's still active. That's saved. Your login is saved. It is? It's saved in the browser, yeah. That's how I was able to log into it. That's news to me. Why the f*** is it still in chat? It's saved on his end. I can't get rid of it. Why would you not request to delete it? If he's going to be able to chat with him, why not request to delete it?

32:48Because I... I'll do it. I forgot about it until he brought this conversation up. When she started talking to him again. When I started talking to him again. You brought it up to him? So the way I found out she's still talking to him is I came home from work and she was on a Discord call with him. Ah! Ah! Ah! How does that not make you just walk the f*** out? There was also a camera sitting right behind my shoulder in the corner of the room. that he has access to so he could hear the conversation. No, that's such a get - Oh my, I don't know. I don't know. Colton, if your husband did this, fiance, no, not a chance, right?

33:30Not a chance. So I told her that, I asked her why is she even open that door again. Okay, I mean, this shit's crazy. It is crazy. This shit's crazy. I mean, I'm sorry, that shit's crazy. You sent him tits and vagina. You sent him tits and vagina. vagina it's not even just tits pussy pussy we had a whole fight and you would think so and then this is happening again now how can you trust each other i'm sorry to bring it back to finances how can you trust each other finances if she's talking to a guy that she sent pussy pics to who by the way again and she didn't even say no i didn't when i brought up the two people i have zero confidence she did not stick it in once those people she's never i haven't Okay, aunts, this is, because it'll come out at some point in a relationship.

34:20This is the time now. This is the time. I know you want to lie. I know you want to lie. I'm telling you. And you have beautiful blue eyes. I'm saying this as a compliment right now so that you could, I don't know. Trust me for a second. In the five years, have you never once touched another man's penis? Do not lie. I don't believe that for a second. I really do not. I am telling you, I have not. How many more people have you sent pictures to? It was just those two. But why would you? Pussy too.

34:51I don't get it. He was away at dive school and. So that's an excuse? That makes it valid? I'm saying it doesn't make it valid. I'm saying that. Like, I don't know why, but that's how it played out. You don't know why? You don't know why? What do you mean? two guys at the same time two guys at the same time hold on, hold on, open it again oh, okay, it's still here I was like, did you turn it off? yeah, well he's sending shirtless photos and then you said nice, he said thanks and then you sent oh, then you just sent the link out of the blue would you support me? what is it? look at it, Google's been done won't let me sign it, okay, I'll send you a screenshot of it okay, damn, okay you good, I'm just a worker now I'll check it out later And the other guy, where's the other guy?

35:46Who is it? This is crazy. Do you even send him nudes? Oh, yeah. All the time. I get the better ones. You do get the better ones. Okay, I don't think this person has to save them anymore, does he? I don't think he does. But I found out, but it was in there when I looked. Also, did you lose a lot of weight? I've been between 110 and 130 my entire life. Huh. I think it's because she got taller. She was, I don't know. Were you dating her, 12? No. She just got taller? I got like a couple inches taller. Have you ever been with anyone else? During the relationship? No. I have not. But he has talked about an open relationship.

36:39Well, that's okay. Talking and proposing is different than doing something without the consent of the other person. There's nothing wrong with open relationships if done properly and healthily. I didn't bring up open, but I brought up bringing another person in if she was interested. Wait, that is bringing up. You cannot equate bringing up to sending pussy to two individual men. Vaginal holes. Holes of the vagina. Tuckle lips. And it was hairy. And they were there. And they saw them. They did. what the how can there be any trust in this relationship relationship uh we yeah i guess are you surprised i guess you guys met via dnd party where she was already dating someone else in the group yeah oh and she left the guy and you before they even broke up no while they were together she you yeah and you're surprised that she's potentially a cheater she was you while dating the other guy.

37:34So the only reason... Oh my goodness. She, when we she told, she didn't say that she broke up with him until after. Wait, what the... Oh, you can, this cannot be, this episode is the f***ing scene. Oh my goodness. Yeah, I wouldn't combine accounts. I wouldn't be anywhere near... You might be a pleasant person in a lot of ways, but you're a cheater. I'm not going to deny it, but I have changed. Okay, but you've done it consistently because a co-worker of his gave him a warning and said that you were cheating on him and slept with her co-worker's boyfriend, his co-worker's boyfriend. And I can tell you exactly what happened with that situation.

38:19That was mad that I was doing better at my job and that our manager preferred me over her. 15 an hour at a fast food place. It was a different job. That was the job. Coffee shop. I don't think she was that jealous enough to try to destroy a relationship. She was. Because she moved down there specifically for the manager position. And I was doing better at it than her. And who do you believe? I believe her because I had a friend. Which her? Really? My girlfriend, yes. So literally a coworker in a relationship told you that the person who is a serial cheater from her ex and to you. So the reason why I believe her is because I had a friend do a, basically he was a PI.

39:15I had him be a PI and verified everything. PI? What? That she didn't go over again? That doesn't mean it didn't happen. PI can't do past. Other than if there's an entire archive online of them tweeting about, yeah, I took this dude's dick. Dude, I'm sorry. So I was sent a video. You don't want it to be real. I was sent a video. The chick that was trying to break up a relationship sent me a video of her boyfriend f***ing another girl. And yeah, she sent me a video. Hold on, that was another girl. Sounds like he's a cheater too, by the way. Yeah, no, he was. He actually gave her the clap. Because he was f***ing like two different women.

39:55And I even... Okay, it's coded. Because... That late, that girl. That doesn't mean they didn't. If she's a cheater and he's a cheater, I feel like they likely cheated with each other. If he had the clap and they, she would have given me the clap. No, no, not necessarily. One, not a guarantee of spread. Two, condoms. Three, I was just saying she never wears condoms when she cheats. We've never used condoms. When she cheats. And three, maybe didn't have the clap yet. That doesn't mean you have it your whole life. At the time. So when all of that happened, And I know that the video I was sent wasn't her because the chick was too big.

40:30You wouldn't admit on a show that's being watched by a million people that you've ever taken a penis. So I don't blame you. But I've seen a lot of things on this show. And look at your history. Maybe you haven't in the last year. But you can't say three years ago you never have. Not once. Come on. It's in the past. I seriously have not gone and anybody else. You've sucked a dick? No. You've given a handjob. No. You've kissed someone. No. I don't believe you, but that's okay. I have nothing more. I have pictures from those instances. So the only ones that he caught are the only ones that happened?

41:09They are. It's interesting that that's convenient. I will say the reason why I believe her, because those are the only two guys she's had a connection with. Lies? That's impossible. She's literally Snapchatting like 10 men right there I just saw. These are coworkers. But also even still. Do you think coworkers in fast food and restaurants do not? That is what they're known for. That is literally what they do to get through shifts in meth. That is it. Especially in Tulsa. Dude, I think you are blissfully ignorant. I'm just going to let you know. And I think it's because has he struggled with women?

41:45You can say that, but. You're out of his league. I think he's kind of struggled with women. I think he doesn't want to lose you. He's his fiance. I don't. I don't want to lose her. but the fact that I believe her doesn't have anything to do with her I mean it does but I don't have a reason to believe that she did statistically people are most likely to cheat on well with co-workers that is where and she's snapping them okay open one up of a co-worker random just show me a co-worker actually I'm not gonna no let me pick I was gonna open snapchat for you okay so which one's Tia co-worker he is an old co-worker from when I was in Louisiana.

42:23So about eight and a half years ago. I will say 99 % of those people are just streaks. She just sends streaks to them. Nothing else. Recent co-workers. Conveniently, some of his previous snaps that are saved have now been recently deleted and unavailable. That is her ex-girlfriend from high school. Girlfriend. From high school. Vaginal connection girlfriend. Not that far. But girlfriend, girlfriend? We kiss. And you're snapped. But that's about it. Oh, you are a cock. You are a cock. Yeah, she's sending sexy picture there, sexy picture there. Okay, come on. Tattoos, tattoos, tattoos. Come on. Lesbianism.

43:11Sexy picture, sexy picture. Showing her belly. Come on. You're getting cocked. Okay, what about? He is not. a co-worker. He was from one... None of them are co-workers, dude! He was one of the other ones from high school. Guess what? That I talked to. No, I think... Isn't one of your old neighbors? Yeah, he was also a neighbor of my grandparents. Yeah, what'd you do in 2021? Because you asked them what Korean dish you guys just made together. Smoked weed and made Korean dishes. Yeah, with a ex-high schooler. What the... I think the he was a neighbor that she grew up with. Oh, even better. A guy neighbor that they're slacking.

43:56What about... He is an old co-worker. Oh my gosh, none of them are co-workers. Every person I... He just transferred. He just transferred. Every person I call out, dude. Every person I call out. Every person is not a current co-worker that I've called out. Oh, they rode to work together quite a few times. Yeah. She's done that with multiple co-workers. She rides to work with her male co-workers. multiple times. They don't have cars and if the manager on shift currently before I go in can't do it, somebody has to.

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46:25Type in code Caleb. There's no way he just did that.

46:34What about? This is from a previous job. He is my only contact with that job to have been able to get my tax forms. because I can't On Snapchat? You call I did call him I only had his Snapchat This is so fucking weird Just fucking remind me He is a current co-worker Although I think he's at work right now so I don't think he'll be And also, I mean, come on I'm just being objective He's a very attractive man He is not Okay Okay, well maybe We went over And he was? An old co-worker from eight and a half years ago I don't think he's getting an answer either I don't think so Because you guys only do streaks Yeah Most of them we only do streaks He's in like one in the morning and one at night I think that's about it This is weird And the fact that you're okay with it I guess Because I trust her Based on what I have no idea but it's because you are afraid of being alone, let's be honest.

47:42So, Alphonse, you've also told Colton that apparently there's a girl that you were suspicious of that she hooked up with in high school. That's what I told you. Okay, have you f***ed a woman since you guys have been together? No. But you said you want to bring her in. You told Colton, you said you want to go hang out with her. Oh, she wants to go hang out with her. In Louisiana, yes. You want to go hang out with her? The woman that you had past relationships with. I also have family over there. Yes, but you want to go see her and hang out with her. Buddy, I'm sorry. Come on. Come on. She, since that incident in 23, and we had her fighting out, falling out and everything, she did build trust.

48:31Or she's better at hiding. No. She's a serial cheater her entire life. I don't believe shit. But once you're a CO-cheater, you're on a CO-cheater. Between SnapMaps and Live360 and she hands me her phone all the time and I'm allowed to use her phone, it's just there's... When you want your spring break to feel like... And your kid's pool day to feel like... And your hotel bed to feel like... And room service to feel like... Because at Hilton, hospitality feels like... Your cabana's ready. Would you like fresh towels? It matters where you stay. Book now at Hilton.com. Hilton for this day. Why are you able to see exactly what happens when she drives with her male coworkers to and from work?

49:21Because that's all that is. Uh-huh, that's all it is. No one's ever given or gotten roadhead or touched once in their lives. What do we think the household financial score is? Oh, like a 1 or 0.5? Mm-hmm.

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50:16I can't believe you had to put cameras all around the house just because of her. No, so the camera is just the one in the office because our cat likes to roam in there. Our cat constantly goes on her lap and bothers on her chair. What's this quick credit connect? That is a loan that I have. Why do you have a loan? Because our given - To fix the car to go suck someone's dick? No. To help pay rent and utilities. Oh, so when we were paying rent, we weren't even paying rent. That was when I was unemployed. Which the VA paid for your rent. No, so I was unemployed for six months. The VA helped us move into our curtain house and paid for the first three months.

50:57Wait, why am I being told that you're about to buy a house? Well, because we are. What? You're not paying rent, asshole. How are you going to make that make sense? So we are looking at a house in Mississippi for$45 ,000. And the monthly payments is going to be half of rent. Yeah, Mississippi. Well, I guess you guys don't really have careers, so you could go anywhere. Yeah. What the? For$45 ,000? Yes. What the? What is it? A trailer? It is a manufactured home. Three bedroom. No, two bedroom, one bath. Why are you doing that? Why are you doing a depreciating asset? Just rent. That's even, it's better.

51:35Can't stand renting. Well, yes, you can. And you will. Because it's better. Don't get a manufactured home. Why are we moving to, what are we doing here? Trying to get her away from all the dicks she's used to? No, we're trying to get, I'm tired of renting. Why? This is, dude, so you get a depreciating asset. And you have to rent the lot you're on anyway. No, that we're going to own the land that's on. You're going to own the land? Yes. Okay, that could be the only upside. But a manufactured housing takes a lot of money, goes down in value, and then you have to try to sell it, and it gets... Why is this our dream?

52:06What the fuck is happening here? What are we talking about? The main dream is the land to build our own house. A manufacturer home is just to be able to have a temporary... And how are you getting a manufactured house and land and potentially building a future house when you can't even pay$800 rent without all these loans, without not paying it. What the f*** are you talking about? What the f*** are you talking about? Just because the last year doesn't mean that's what's going to be f*** for the future. Yeah, but it doesn't mean you can't do it now. It was just a year and a half of just f***ed up shit.

52:35But that certainly means you can't get a house now. Between f***ing my knee, between having different jobs, I'm doing the best I can with what I have. Right, savings$171. How the f*** are you doing this? Yes, that does mean you can't do this now. That's a good question how we're doing it. But it's just, it's been happening. I told you you're literally going to do it in like a couple months. How? You have$100 in savings. You've done nothing but f*** up everything for a year and a half. This makes no sense. I'm not saying you can't do it in five years, but how are you doing it today?

53:09Hopes and dreams. Oh, for f***ing. And hopes and dreams she's not cheating on you. That's how you build that trust. That trust is three years of just... Three years of going through DMs and she found a way to get it out of the DMs. Come on. seen this game before. I've had cheaters before and I know them and smell them when I can when they're right next to me.

53:35Why not just open up? You obviously want to f*** other men and that's fine. There is biological desire there and you the open relationship would only benefit her. Yeah, because you can't land. No. You can go to the gym, get some game. Dress better. Yeah, probably. But it's... I would rather stick to what I have. Oh, no, I agree. I agree. I would just draw the line in the sand. I tried drawing a line and she wants to cross it.

54:09But you're the one who proposed open. I proposed bringing another person to a relationship. Why? At the time, it was just stale. and with her being swinging both ways, bringing another woman in a relationship would benefit the both of us. Did you say no? I said that's a possibility. Then what happened? What happened is the conversation got dropped and never brought up again. Why? I don't know why. It was just... My guess is because we got too busy focusing on our jobs and trying to make money to pay our bills. Uh-huh, sure. Back my last job, I was getting$25 an hour. we were living very comfortably in a three bedroom house.

54:50The room is saying having an open relationship takes all the fun out of cheating for her. It is true. It is true. Cheating is a kink for many people. It is. It's kind of crazy. It's forbidden. It's bad. It's naughty. I mean. I prefer more the open thing but it's because I don't want to give her as well. Hurt my feelings. I don't think anybody really wants to unless that's their own kink. Yeah but I think that's what she likes. Is that the thrill of it? No. huh what okay I mean you couldn't even afford to take care of your two dogs you had to re-home them so you're gonna get a mortgage what are you talking about asshole the dude this makes no sense you're literally putting this on a loan and now your payments on here are$211 and 29 cents who knows what the interest is it's horrendous it's already above the original balance you took out of$3 ,000 because you're probably not even paying this I have made three payments on it already And the interest is so brutal that it just f***ed for a long time.

55:50I think the interest is 23%. Oh, my. What are we doing? Why do you guys live the lives that you live? Okay, okay, okay, okay. Oh, oh, fees. Oh, fees, fees, fees, fees, fees, fees. What's CC Flow? It's a line of credit. To help build my credit. To help build your credit? What f***ing credit are you trying to build? You have personal loans and credit cards and bullshit everywhere. What do you mean build your credit? I'm just trying to make my payments on time, build my credit so that I can. You already have debts. Make those payments on time. I am. Why do you need this? Because I originally pulled that out to help with bills.

56:31Oh, there you go. That's the real answer. What's the credit limit on that? I can't see. I don't know. Because if CC flows, the one was$3 ,000, that one was to consolidate, I think, two small ones. So that's what it was. You don't know. Oh, my gosh. You don't even know what's happening. Neither of you know what's happening. A thousand? What? You owe$2 ,308.98. That was the limit that it gave me originally. And then it has refinanced twice. All right. I'll let you use the Fizz card. It's a debit card that builds credit. How about that? Only lets you spend what's in your checking account. Do that.

57:02That's it. You can't do anything else.

57:09Wait. You had a wife? Yeah. What?

57:15you had a wife and so this is why this extra confirms why you're sticking around because you're just afraid of having to go through this again well yeah right because it happened oh no you can't just put up with someone who takes it behind your back why'd you guys break up That's wife. This is early. Yeah, so it was, we were living with her mom, and we had a kid, and it was, yeah. You have a child. Yes. He lives with his mom. His mom that doesn't want him. My ex-wife. Okay. Well, why'd you break up? Because that's even more intense. She divorced me because she cheated on me with her high school sweetheart.

58:04Oh, buddy. Oh, buddy. Yeah. Are we sure this isn't your king? What, me getting cheated on?

58:15Why would I want that? I don't know. Just because it happens to me doesn't mean I want it to happen. So if my life has to restart multiple times because my wife or girlfriend cheated on me, I'm not into that.

58:37I've wanted that when that happened. But she left you. You didn't even leave her when she cheated. She left you. She cheated and left you. She left me for him. You are afraid of being alone. She left me for him and then told my son to call him dad and put me out of the picture completely. She took the house. Did you go to court, dude? No, because... Do you not give a fuck about your kid enough to go to court? I couldn't. What is wrong with you? What do you mean you couldn't? Because I was in a hospital for attempting suicide. Wow, man.

59:11Damn. Oh, my goodness. So while I was in there, she... Then do it later. I'm glad you're alive Let's be clear The reason why I haven't yet Is because If I were to go Now I would lose And there would be no point Why? Because She Already has the kid And I am As you can see I'm financially I wouldn't be able to She won't let him see the kid Without her being there And she doesn't even have The time That's the only reason I want to bring Why? She was just attracted To another dude Why is she being rude to you? Oh no She's more than that So So that guy that she cheated on with only lasted two years.

59:48Oh, my vote. And now she's with a woman. How old is your kid? Oh, my goodness. What is why you surround yourself with the worst women? Eight? That's a good question. Eight years? Your kid's eight? No, my kid was born in 2019. May 31st, 2019. Okay. He's turning seven in May. Yeah. Okay. How long has it been since you talked to your kid? It's been two years. Oh, good death. Because... You guys don't have a kid together, right? No. I was living in Idaho when I reached out to her and she reached out to me. She was living in DFW and told me she was leaving Texas to move to Tulsa, Oklahoma. No, she cheated.

1:00:27She left you. Then she cheated and you won't leave. And now you're – Honestly, if in the post show, Brandon literally just f***ed her, you wouldn't do anything. You literally would not do anything. I would. No, you wouldn't. If it happened and I knew it happened, I'd be gone. No, no, because this has happened so many times and you've never left. The only thing that's happened is nudes. That's the only thing that's happened. If she literally took a titty, sent it to Brandon in the post show, you would do nothing. If it happened now, no, I would be gone. Because it happened once and it hasn't happened again.

1:01:01And I told her if it happens again, I'm gone. $349 of fees. Why is there fees? Why are there fees happening everywhere? I don't even know. What one is that one? This is the CC flow. I just, I don't, I don't, I just don't like, it's like, we're going to go through this, but how will you ever trust each other? I am not trusting. You literally have access to all her messages. I do. That is that bad. Our relationship is in that stage.

1:01:32I'm going to go through y 'all's text messages in the post show. Okay. And every time this happens, it's going to be juicy. I know for a fact it's going to be juicy. Why does this have 145 % interest rate? What is this? What is this loan? Check-in-go loan. It's a payday loan. Yeah. That's been refunded three times.

1:01:59Well, I don't know the fucking worth. I'm going to say it's$1 ,925.44 because who knows? You just keep refilling every time for fucking what? We originally got it. It was to help us buy groceries. And then the next time when I refinanced it, it was for utilities because we had... How much do you guys make on your door dash? I make$450 a week. A week. Okay, let's call that after gas maintenance, everything. After gas is the 320. Okay, let's call it 250 then a week. Okay, and then let's call it 200 after taxes that you will set aside. Make$200 extra a week in actual true after-tax profit times 52 divided by 12.

1:02:42Okay, an extra$8.67 a month. You? I make about$150 a week on DoorDash. Before everything? Yeah. You don't do DoorDash as much as I do. I think it's$150 a month is what you do. You think a month? Yeah, I think a month because you do, when you go DoorDash, it's like once a weekend. I'll call it like$100 then for you. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, guys, you're broken, man. Yeah, it's because she works four hours. Yeah. Well, this is a payday loan is crazy. Payment of, oh, it's twice a month. You're actually making these payments? Yes. The check and go is what she, one of the first things she pays with her paychecks.

1:03:25$148.12 a month at 145 % interest rate. Indigo. I believe and I'm thinking these ones. have horrendous interest rates, don't they? Yep, there it is, 36%. F*** me. What are we doing? It's maxed out. So this is another one of yours. Why do you need a credit builder, dude? What are you talking about? You're already f***ed out. Payday loan. That one I pulled out because... You're not a pullout, dude. You're not pulled out. I got it. You better be pulling out so he's not getting another baby that's not his. $970.91. I got that one to help us when we were moving down here because we forgot to account for how much gas we would need after pulling a U-Haul.

1:04:03Speaking of pulling out, I mean, I'm just going to keep going back to it because this is, again, the trust thing. Answer this question right now. Okay. Hey, let's take your word. You have not cheated. You have not physically cheated. Okay? And you have not sent nudes in three years. Okay? So we're aligned on that word. Yep. And you will not cheat. Like, even if you wanted another guy, you would not cheat. Now, answer me this. If given permission, would you want to fuck other people, men and women? If given permission. If you say yes. One second. If you say yes, it doesn't mean you will without his permission.

1:04:35I am asking with permission. Would you be open to that? I'd be open, but I probably wouldn't take it because the past year, I've been addicted. Addicted. Oh, good. Five years in. Just the last year. Like, I've been off the walls addicted. Why? What changed? More than I was. What changed? That's a good question. How often do you guys... If I initiate, it's once or twice a week. If she initiates, it's once a month. That's addicted? So you would. Come on. If you're giving permission, you would. We were doing once a month. I'm saying giving permission. I'm not saying cheating. Giving permission, you would want to f*** other men and women.

1:05:16Giving permission. Not necessary. I am. I don't want to live your shit, man. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Three years to pay this off. You're addicted is once a month. That's not how I usually define addicted. That was two years, like the past two years before this last year. I was doing like once a month. He just said once a month. Like since start of 2026. Which is a month and a half. Yeah. More. Twice a month. Yippee. No. So the last time she. I have initiated it three times the past week. Okay. The past week. I'm just like, what the fuck are we talking about? Yeah. She got a little horny. It's ovulation window.

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1:09:13It's so long. Yep, it's a Motorola Razr. Oh my goodness. Fucking gaming shit. Memory foam seat cushion. Yeah, before you can sit down and game shit. Oh my gosh, professional earbuds for gaming. What the f*** is this? Couple's Rose App remote. Please don't. Is that, that's not on right now, is it? No. I don't. No. We haven't used it yet. Dude, it's this gaming shit and f***ing stupid shit, man. Oh my goodness. And then another f***ing vibrator. And then, you just set up a gaming setup. How much did you invest into this gaming setup? Actually, the monitors, that's for her Christmas f***ing sake.

1:09:46She was using our TVs. Start a screen recording. and I on Christmas I got her two monitors for her setup how often do you watch like once a month if at all I don't know it just doesn't line up he watches it more than I do well if you're not f***ing him that's fair yeah I watch f***ing most daily oh and I jog off like once or twice a day oh Oh. Oh. Oh. Hopefully not in the triple dippers.

1:10:28Gamersupps is good. Use my link on the Gamersupps website. You'll get a discount, okay? The reason we got it on Amazon is because her grandparents got us a$70 Amazon,$75 Amazon gift card. Okay. But in the future, use mine. You get, I think it's a 10 or 20 % discount. It's 40 cents a serving. It is much better to make it home. It's cheaper. you got a Donald Trump best gamer ever thing and second amendment American flag Christmas that was his Christmas stuff and his birthday stuff learn a lot while sitting on the pot oh my goodness you guys are that book was wild by the way that was a book you've read I buy him books so that he can read them because they're topics that he's great game That's a great board game.

1:11:19That's a great board game. It's a great game. Okay. Interest and fees. Oh, this is a different Indigo card. No, this is Destiny. Destiny. Who has the Destiny card? That's her. Oh my gosh, it's all you so far. That was for... We need a credit builder. When I first moved out of my grandparents' house. It was to help me... What was that? I think it was back when we... That was 21. Yeah, when you moved in with me shortly after we got together. $48 monthly fee, credit protection, two years to pay off. What a disaster. What a disaster. Who's credit ninja-ing? That's Luna's. Oh, Luna, you're just an incredible, what a catch you got here.

1:12:01Most of the loans I have pulled out are because he has shit credit and can't pull them out. I need to define this because everyone in the audience always thinks I'm attracted to literally every single one that comes out. here. I just want to be objective. You are not my type, but you are also out of his league. Yeah. Beyond far. I agree with that. And that is why you aren't with all this debt, with the cheating, with the history, with... It's just like... That is why you will not leave. I won't leave for multiple reasons. Yeah, because she takes your dick, has big tits, is way beyond your league, and you're afraid of being alone.

1:12:35Yeah, that's about it. That is it. That is why you won't leave. How does that make you feel? That's why he's not leaving. if pussy whipped them. Wouldn't use that term. I would. I was going to say titty whipped, but... Oh, I've seen both, so... Thank goodness only one of them is Harry. $33.42 a month,$498.73. They really go full bush in Oklahoma, huh? I wouldn't go full bush. I haven't tasted any of the Tulsa Rainbow. You've only been with one woman? In Tulsa? Yeah, we've lived in Oklahoma for not that long. We've been in Oklahoma. So we're in Oklahoma because my baby mama moved up here, and I moved down here to go be with my son.

1:13:21Where's down, up, where? What? These directions make no sound. She's from DFW. Yeah. She moved up from DFW to Tulsa, and I moved from Idaho to Tulsa to meet her. Idaho? Yeah. Actually, I hear Idaho's nice. It is very nice. I loved Idaho. But now you're in Oklahoma because of my son. But we moved here so that he could get to know his son and everything, and then that's a three like two three months after we moved here and she moved here she lost her job got evicted and had to move in with his mother his mother not her mother and yet you can't see the kids though no because after she moved out of my mom's she went no contact she doesn't contact my mom anymore the last my mom heard from her is she moved in with a co-worker from a job she had for two months okay what's going on with credit ninja that one was mine.

1:14:12$4.98,$7.83,$33. $4.99. You're using kickoff. I do like kickoff as a credit builder. We both have kickoff. Okay, you haven't f***ed it up. That's good. You have not brought it to that$3 ,500. That's the$35 one. Whose kickoff is this? Oh, that's why it's not being f***ed. That's why it's not being f***ed. That's good. So$35 a month,$3 ,150. No, no, no. Sorry, that's the balance. $350, okay. Yeah. Again, this can be a tool to be used, and you're doing it. This one you're doing right. I'm okay with that. Let's see how you're doing it. Okay. Even better, actually. I went with the cheaper one because I know I have all the other bills, and until those are paid off, I don't want to stretch myself thin.

1:14:59$45 with$5 a month. So. Good. Who's Quicksilver? Mine. Wait. Are we sure that one's yours? Who's above the limit? What's the limit? 300? That is hers. Of course. That is the first credit card I ever got. Oh, so let's keep it maxed out. I had paid it off once completely. Great. So let's keep it maxed out. And then I had to use it again when we moved down here for the down. You're not down here. You're up in Oklahoma, like nine hours away. Seven, but yes. You ain't down here. Compared to Idaho, yes. Well, everything compared to Idaho is down here. Okay. $318.60 with the$25 minimum payment takes 19 months to pay off if you even pay it off with your purchasing money while interest is accruing.

1:15:46Well, late fees are happening. She's late on everything. Why are you with her? Just for the tits? Are they that good? No, they're fine. There's big tits everywhere. For Starbucks, Starbucks, late fees, Starbucks. F*** you, what are you doing? What are you doing? I have recently backed off of Starbucks because we bought the game. Wow, and then you didn't. Recently was literally her last f***ing statement where she's not paying it on time getting to Starbucks going above the limit. I recently stopped. No, you f***ing. This is your literal most recent statement available. You. Make your coffee at home.

1:16:16Make your energy drinks at home. F*** you. We got gamer sips literally right after we sent these to you. You can make coffee at home, too. You can do both. She doesn't like coffee at home. We've tried. I've tried getting her. Starbucks is like the worst coffee. Just get the beans and you can make it just as shitty. I will say I used to work at Starbucks. And because of that. That was your coffee shop that someone was jealous about? Nope. That was a different one. It was the coffee shop that she had a, was a, at a resort in Idaho. Okay. Alphonse, you're a quicksilver. Yes. Time for your quicksilver.

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1:17:36I play video games. I do not buy this many video games in a week. It's either a video game or an in-game purchase. Oh, I know what you are? I was looking to buy a new video game the other day. And you know what I saw, Brandon? On the top sold. All three are simulators on Steam right now. I do not buy those games. I don't. I can show you my Steam library. Who are you to talk with? I can show you my Steam library. Well, he is. Well, come on. You're the two times a dayer. You got a p***ing, my friend. I do. You got a p***ing fiction. I'm glad you can at least still stick it in her. When I was trying to stick it in her every day, we ended up having a fight because she thought I was using her for her body.

1:18:15So I had to cut back on that. And? Were you? I was not. I think you kind of are. That's the only reason you're sticking with her. I mean, I love her too, which is why we're sticking through all of it. You were upset that he wanted to have sex every day? That's usually like a... I wasn't upset. It was just with, there were a lot of times where he woke me up from sleeping. Because you gave me your consent for it. At what time? Even though I told him that it was okay every now and again. At what time? Random times throughout the night. Like at 2 a.m. he would just be sleeping at noon. Sometimes 2 a.m., sometimes noon where she's sleeping at noon.

1:18:48But permission. Yes. I did give him permission to do it sometimes. Oh, well, that's fun then. That's fun. Oh, well, did you define that? It was not defined. And he was doing it every day. Almost every day. Almost every day. So my sleep schedule is a thing. I told her I'd rather stick it in than watch porn. Yeah, well, yes. But, I mean, and that is a fun little kink thing. I mean, I get it. We all like to have fun. And as long as the permission is given, that's something she wanted to do every day. I will admit I did get over, I did go too much. Also, are you able to do it when she's not asleep too?

1:19:22Yes. Yeah. Okay, good. Just wanted to make sure it wasn't just that. No, it's just. I have to be careful not to cry around him. He f***s when you cry? He gets extremely turned on when I cry, so I can't cry around him. Hey, yo, what the f***? I can't explain it. Don't ask. No, that's weird, man. Please explain. I can't. I told you I can't. And every time you cry, you f***? Yeah, actually. If he sees it, yeah. You're not... Why don't you say no? Can you? I can, yes, but I already tell him no about a lot of other things, so. And he does those anyway? Steam games, apparently, yes. Oh, not sexual. Oh, sexual, no.

1:20:05You guys have like a free use situation, I'm hearing. Yes. It's fun. We like it. I'm a big fan. But, you know, as long as it's given, express consent for free use. Whenever she wants to, she can and vice versa. Well, I think, yeah, you were trying to get yourself permission, but yes. I don't think she's, okay. She's done my bones when I'm slept a couple times. Oh. See, you do it too. Yes. What it's worth. I mean, you're usually not hard while you're sleeping, but. Oh, no, I am sometimes. What is wrong with you? I don't f***ing hell, dude. A lot of things. It's a longer, it's a shorter list of what's not wrong with me.

1:20:42Okay, who's not making their payment on their coastal community bank? What is that? Actually? You've been okay so far. Coastal community. I don't know what that is. I think it's What's the 125 balance? That must be a collections I don't know what that is This is credit karma, yes But who has Coastal Community Bank? I don't know We don't even know who's The only things I have Minimum monthly payment, 25 bucks Balance, 125 Who knows what you purchased it on But someone's late 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 months in a row It's gonna go to collections That's gotta be you You want collections? Huh? Huh? Don't want collections What did you say?

1:21:22I said it's probably him. I don't know what that is. But neither of us know, so we're not sure. Highest balance, 600. Balance, 125. I don't even know what this one is. We got another Coastal Community Bank of$71. I don't even know the amount of this. Probably$25. So someone else has$75 in good standing with Coastal. And then what's TAB Sunbit? That is collections from back in like 2017. Yours? Yes. Bad. From 2018. 2018. Hopefully it'll be falling off soon. We'll see. That's going to f*** your hammer financial score. F*** sick. What is this? Nelson. That is a car I had when my— Close. Repoed? Voluntarily.

1:22:05When I lost my job. I voluntarily repossessed it before I got late. Look at you thinking volunteer is so good. We know neither of them are good, but that was better than the alternative. I got that car when I had my job, and when I lost my job, I voluntarily repossessed it before it went late. and we couldn't. $8 ,154. Out of the, I think it was $15 ,000 when I got the car. Kickoff we already have. Open Sky City Bank. I don't think we did this. That is my, uh, that was a credit card I got. It's also closed. Yep. Collection. Man, so you're just a collections guy. Uh, when I lost my job, yeah, when I was unemployed for six months.

1:22:41Why didn't you file for unemployment then? I couldn't because I, uh, quit. Oh, fucking retard. Wait, I thought you said you... Um, it was a mutual between me and the job. I put in my... I thought you got laid off because you were gone for the surgery. No. Community college. Passed$1 ,200 for what, asshole? That's my college. That is the best balance that my job is supposed to pay for. Are they going to? Because it is past due. $1 ,231.16 which is the balance, but it's also past due. Are they going to pay for it? or? They're supposed to. Are they going to? They're supposed to. Oh, you have a kickoff in collections.

1:23:25My f***. Okay, who has$3 ,168 in federal student loans? Me. Oh, wait, no. There's probably going to be more, right? Or is it just that? There's two. There's a subsidized and a subsidized. Is this for ongoing right now? It's for dive school. Yeah, from his dive school. What were you going to do with dive school? Underwater welding and hazmat. I was 235 pounds when I went into dive school. Does that mean you're fat or not? I don't know. How tall are you? I am now. Back then, I was not. How tall are you? 6 '2". I mean, it's probably a little overweight, but okay. 3 ,000. Okay, student loans. You're in school now, so you don't have to pay on these.

1:24:06Those are dive school. Those I do have to pay. Why? Tell them you're in school. They know I'm in school. What kind of school are you in? Online college. No, you would not have to pay. Is it a certification? Uh, yes. Oh, there you go. Yeah, probably. $5 ,016. What's your monthly payment to student loans? It is, for the both of them,$50. $25 each. Oh, my fuck. Okay. Okay, good. Looks like that's it. Checking account. $0. That's it. And yet we're still steamed. Whataburger. Pick the worst burger there is, literally. Taco Bell. You went inside, got some bullshit. Clash of Clans you're paying for. I did that one.

1:24:47You suck other guys' dicks. I did that once. Clash of Plains. Recently. Really? Yeah. Sean and I started playing to get together. Oh, my God. And she's playing with the Sean as well. The Sean. No. I just have been playing around. Co-worker. Having a good time. See? Wait, what? I'm not. Not playing. When I make a joke and she confirms it. She said Sean. He said Sean. I said co-worker. No. Sean. That He said Sean That's Shawnee When inside got some bullshit Got some bullshit Donuts Crunchyroll Taco Bell McDonald's Bullshit Steam purchases No the Walmart's not groceries They don't do groceries Amazon Taco Bell Bolster When it got some bullshit Polybuzz chat AI You're paying for F***ing AI What?

1:25:42You're paying for F***ing AI Well that's okay if it's a tool for work but you just grill things, so I don't... No, I use it for bullshit. Pull it up. I deleted it like a month ago. What do you do with polychat? I don't know what this is, polybuzzchat. I've never heard of it. It's like random roleplay. There's a different roleplay for AI. He's gooning with AI. No, it's... It's roleplay. Yeah, like D &D type roleplay. Oh, f*** off. You can goon, but I didn't use it for gooning. Look at you the two times a day-er. Yeah. No way you're not. Taco Bell, bullshit. Amazon, McDonald's, Starbucks. Bullshit, bullshit.

1:26:23Lopez Girls, DoorDash. Dave, you're using Dave? I am. Fuck me. Amazon's theme purchase. Discord Nitro. Taco Bell. Bullshit, bullshit. Donuts. Evolution Cigars. Chili's, bullshit. DoorDash. Snapchat paying for Snapchat DoorDash Evolution Cigars Bullshit It was$2 Just to restore our streak Surprise you don't have Overdrafts Is this yours? Yes 171 Not much better Amazon IHOP Bullshit Del Taco Minnesota Woodlands Broadway Liquor That's a lot of liquor She bought that for me for Christmas That was for his Christmas present Liquor? Yeah She bought me Six bottles of Jim Bean What's wrong with you guys, man?

1:27:16You guys are weird. Tattoos. Do you have tattoos? There's that piercing. Oh, that was for my nose piercing. Bullshit. Blizzard. Hello, Candy. Bullshit. Arby's. Well, you're spending a lot of money on Blizzard. 15 bucks there. Arby's, McDonald's, Amazon, Hulu. Lin Cuisine, Chinese. Pokemon Go. Starbucks. Taco Bell. IHOP. And I've charged something. food bullshit. McDonald's! McDonald's! Starbucks! Taco Bell! Bullshit! Prime Video! Premium! But do you see all the payments to all my loans? It doesn't matter. You were late on some and you're only making minimums on others. Shut the fuck up. Starbucks, DoorDash and Casey, you can't pay rent and you're borrowing to pay for utilities.

1:27:59Go fuck yourself. You're not going to make society feel bad for you anymore. Once I actually dive into the spending, this is what happens every time for everyone that pretends they're like a financial victim. No, you're not. You just around. Taco Bell, Little Caesar's going into bullshit. Taco Bell, McDonald's going into bullshit. DoorDash, overdraft fees twice already this year. Fuck you. Fuck you all for Taco Bell. You guys are a fucking joke. The overdrafts weren't for Taco Bell. Shut the fuck up. Yes, it was, because it was still in your purchase history. It all comes down to it in the end.

1:28:29Okay, income. I didn't know she overdrafts on her account. Well, she does, and yet you're with her, even though she sucks other guys' dicks. I don't remember that. When you paid one of the utilities with my card, it didn't show up on my account until Monday, and then it overdrafted my account by$10. Total income for the house,$3 ,430. Okay. Well, I'm sorry. Keep going. Clarify to each other while I add this up. When the utility went negative, I think we, I door dashed and put the money in their account to pay for it to come out of negative. No car payments here. We should have two car payments.

1:29:15Oh my, but I didn't get them. Uh, I think, oh, so I got one of them. Did I miss it? Did I miss it? Oh my, what is that? We have, what's the balance? We have two cars. What's the balance? One is 14 ,000. The other one is 13 ,000. What's the minimum monthly payment for the 14? 540 in a month 540? Yes And for the 13 ,000? 440 For three years What's the interest rates on these? 18 18

1:29:53Alright Good luck $1 ,868.51 is your new minimum monthly payments $800 rent What's your utilities and internet combined? Water is$120 a month. Electric is$150 a month. Gas is$90 a month. And internet? Internet is$50 a month. $410 for utilities. That's crazy. Phone bill? $150. Use helium. It's cheaper. $15 a line. T-Mobile's good there. I'm sure it is in Tulsa. Gas? Vroom, vroom, drive, drive. $200 a month. For both? Yes. Car insurance? $3.50. It used to be$4.50. Grocery,$600, meal prep, warm up. It's easy. It's chill. I don't give a f*** on the stove top. Put it in the fridge. Use the microwave.

1:30:44I don't give a s***. Use our meal plan in our budget-friendly cookbook. Assholes,$200 for TP fun, tampons, anything else you need. New socks, whatever it is that pops up. Are there co-pays, medical payments on a monthly basis? On a monthly basis, no. Gym? No. Subscriptions? I'll try 40 bucks games and shit. You got pets? One. Why? You already got rid of what do you have? A cat. Okay,$50 for pet insurance. How much for pet food? 40 a month at most. That's cheap. Yeah. Anything else you need in this budget before I say go because there's no way this is going to work. I believe that's everything.

1:31:25$4 ,708.51. You're not getting a house. I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about. You're already underwater. This makes no sense and you suck other guys dicks. It's like what are we doing? $1 ,278.51 under like maybe she needs to start the OnlyFans. No, not really. I would never advocate for that Unless you really want to. What the f**k is going on here assholes? What the f**k are we doing? What a joke. You need to go through the certification as quick as possible And I'll get you a course career as one like I said on top of it Get into cybersecurity Do not increase your lifestyle and pay off all this debt change your behavior Maybe go through bankruptcy and you need to figure out something for your fucking career I also get you a course career certification.

1:32:05I hope this is income and you guys have gone beyond debt beyond debt You'll never fix this and I don't know how you're not homeless. You might need to move in with family I don't know guys you need to improve your careers make more money than pay off this shit There's no way you're gonna do it now bankruptcy is likely in the future. This is This is fucked. I need to do your hammer financial score, but join us for the post show guys I guess I missed another debt. Oh cool. Forget that out in the post show Me oh the car loans are new as well. I'm gonna go through their text. Oh, there's some friends debts Oh my there's so much.

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