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23:40And I f*** them. Well, sometimes that's not a good thing. Not having sex with your partner? Okay, you make a good point. But listen. What was the point you were trying to make? How is it not always a good thing? Because f*** also means like f*** over. I'm being an idiot. Just, you know, whatever. Dude, focus in. Sorry. This is how I combat my nerves. I just keep making jokes like a f***ing idiot. Anyway, so, yeah, paid for HRT, multiple years. paid for her move to Pennsylvania because she promised we were going to meet up because I'm in Ohio. She's in Pennsylvania. She's like, it's a 10-hour drive between us.

24:17Why don't we finally meet up? Sure, that'll do it. And then, I don't know, it was a couple thousand dollars at DoorDash later. Where did you drive to the person? I was offering to. I kept saying, hey, I know your address because of the DoorDashing. Why don't I just drive to your place and we can hang out? And she goes, oh, well, my husband's here. That's where it comes in that there's a husband involved. And I go, oh. So then I'm talking with a friend and then the friend finally convinces me, just go break up with her, dude. And I finally go do it. Well, after nine years, that's pathetic. Nine years.

24:48You're pathetic. I was. No, you are pathetic. That? Thinking you were trans because a trans person told you you were trans? 37-year-old virgin live in a home? Dude, you're pathetic. Can't even. You won't even accept the blowjob because you think they're going to eat it. Yeah. Like, what the f***? You are pathetic. No, there's no other way to look at it. That is the reality. How does a person, like, just logically, just logically speaking about the blowjob thing. Everyone does it. How do you put it in teeth? Everyone does it. How do you not get scared? Everyone does. This is not a normal fear. How is that not a normal fear?

25:21Dude, a handjob that could squeeze it to death and make it pop. Like, there's, like, anything could happen anywhere. Listen, there's teeth in there, okay? Have you ever seen the movie Teeth? Is it because you're always watching this animal? They got those big... I mean, that could play into it, honestly. Maybe I need therapy. I think that's a good start for you. Remember that for the budget. Get me some therapy, man. Come on. I don't... Oh, my gosh. Move the ball along. So this is like actual... You're an actual real gooner. No, no. In a disgusting way. In a pathetic, bad, disgusting, horrible...

26:03I'm actually pretty heavily against gooning, to be completely honest. You don't masturbate. Mastate. but there's a different kind of masturbation. Probably once every two days average. Hmm, okay. Oh, you don't even watch real. You only watch animated. Yeah. Buddy, what the is wrong with you? I don't want to see real people doing it. What? I don't want to see real people doing it. That's weird. Because you need to actually get with a real person someday. Come on. Buddy, you need to like warm yourself up to being with a real human someday. Or else you're going to be with like a animal. Well, I don't want to be with a real human and puts herself out on P***hub?

26:39I want to be with a real person who's like a normal human being. No one's saying get with a P***hstar. I don't think P***hstar's going to get with you. Well, how is looking at a P***hstar who's on P***hub going to warm me up to a real woman if that's not what I want? Because you need an exposure therapy to P***hucking. Well, yeah, I guess a little bit. But if I'm watching P***hub, that's not like a realistic kind of feel for a relationship. So you were convinced you were trans. Did you actually do anything with that? Didn't get any kind of HRT. I just made my hair blue and wore pink socks for a while.

27:07Oh, my. Do you have a picture? Oh, my God. I hope I don't. I burned that part of my life. I'm going to find out if I do. Yeah, because it's weird. How can you be convinced you're trans? How is that even possible? I know some kids go through it in school, but it's like, dude. I think there's like an entire. You were like 35. Yeah, 35. What the? I think there's like something to be said about like people who convince people that they're trans because they talk. Yes, but you're not a kid. Well. For kids, I understand. Adults can be impressionable. You can have like a 60-year-old guy. Well, I think because you have no life experience because you've only lived at home and you have no real.

27:47When's the last time you had a real job? Working at Victoria's Secret when I was like 16. Saw my first boobs when I was 16 at Victoria's Secret, baby. They whipped out their tits? Yeah, we had models on site. It was a Hollywood location. We would have models in there to do photo shoots and then get naked in front of everyone. Yeah. Is that why you're so broken? Probably. The sex thing, the fear of sex, I can actually pinpoint when that happened. Okay, tell me. 11 years old sex ed, they showed us a whole bunch of really nasty STD shit, and then they brought in the victims to talk about how they were fucked and shit.

28:25And it was horrifyingly traumatizing for me. Whoa, geez. Going into hardcore. It was crazy at 11. I remember the STD conversation at 11 and seeing pictures. That didn't with me. It was just like, I'm going to get with people that are tested. Yeah. And the reason why that was even allowed was my parents literally signed a permission slip. Yeah. That literally said, we're going to have victims in here talking about. Well, hey, don't anyone and you'll be fine. I'm completely fine on that front. Because I ain't even consensually people. Exactly. You're not consensually people. You're not getting. No offense.

28:59Not really worthy. Number two. Thank you. That's a good compliment. Number two, you can't move quick enough for someone. And it's not big enough. Don't you even worry. Oh, my. Oh, shit. Chad, I'm so sorry. How big is it? Hard or soft? Hard.

29:20Four and a half inches.

29:27You laugh. I'm proud of my small don't you worry he's my buddy I love that man can I have a tape measure please I need to I need to visualize this this is deeply concerning I've never it still blows my mind that 5 is the average in the United States crazy half an inch below but

29:59Oh, shit. Yep. That's rough. That's a very familiar length you got right there.

30:09Oh, fuck. That's supposed to be the growth stage. That's the growth stage. That's the boy. Hey, he does damage. I've broken sex toys. It's like no movement. That's such limited movement.

30:30Wow, this is crazy. Crazy. Did he say you broke sex toys? I've broken sex toys. Of course, I guess that's all you're getting with. So I was like a crowd funder for some auto dick sucking machine. And yes, it was therapeutic. I was trying to warm myself up to it. No, it's just going to encourage you to never get out there. So how have you found women? Just online, brony community, furry community. Can you not just use a dating app, just a normal dating app and just get someone? I've tried to use a dating app. And? Look at me, Caleb. Yes, but. This episode is brought to you by Google Chrome. You think you know a browser, but Gemini and Chrome, that's new.

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31:48No, I mean, for what it's worth, I don't know what's happening. The fat women these days, just look at their comments. All the women are calling them beautiful and cheering them on and something. And that is absolutely something I don't want. They've been given an ego thing that is absolutely crazy. And then they go for like the hottest men and they, I don't know what the f*** is happening. And somehow the hottest men want it. The good thing for, I mean, you're a f***ing loser, but the reality is at least the fat men that aren't getting laid, they know they're losers. For some reason, with a gender reverse card, like, they don't realize what they are.

32:20Yeah, I'd say I'm not. I might at least recognize it. I don't know what that part of our culture is, but it's very weird. I'd say I'm not that far from, you know, like, I'd say I'm a loser, but sure, but I'm not that far off. I could get there. How many girlfriends do you have? How many do I have? Yeah. One. Yeah, one more than me. All right. So I'm getting there.

32:43Okay. Interesting.

32:48I had that one in my back pocket. I'm sorry. The trans thing, though. How long were you trans for? Two years. Okay. Does that change your perspective on trans people? No. What changed my perspective on trans people was talking to a lot of trans people, mostly in the brownie community. What happened? That's a whole damn avalanche. That's what I'm asking. Okay, then I'll answer it. Stop saying every other story. Shut up. If I'm asking about it, then tell me. Get into it, motherfucker. All right, all right. So, Brony Community, that's where it all started. It all took off one day long ago, 2011. I made a comic.

33:21Everyone loved it. I got big in the Brony Community. So, I'm going to conventions. I'm seeing a bunch of people. I get hanging out with a whole bunch of people. Yeah, I go to cons. I sell my art. People love my shit at cons. I made thousands of those things. Anyway. Sure, why not? Oh, you have no idea. I have no idea. So. Oh, it's because I got a YouTube video here. Oh, yeah, yeah. It has 9 million views 12 years ago. Wow, really living off it 12 years ago. You haven't done anything since then? That sucks. I mean, that was update 300 to my comic. It's like art, I think. That was an ongoing comic for multiple years.

33:57That was like at the, I don't know, seven year moment of my comic and I only ended it a couple years ago. Oh my gosh, okay. So many people are in the comments like, why are we all taking a deep dive in your childhood? Your childhood is now ruined. Watching this episode. Ladies and gentlemen. Well, it's grimdark, violent pony shit. Of course it's ruining childhoods, and I'm proud of it. Okay, okay, okay. But what about the trans people? Okay, so met a whole bunch of people, got a big giant friend group, got all these people surrounding me, and I started to actually hang out with a whole bunch of people in the trans community, but mind you, it was the brony community trans people.

34:35And they were just like, they're so goddamn picky about absolutely everything everything to the point where they got these rules, these like absolutely fascistic rules about how everything needs to happen, how conversation literally needs to happen. I've had people, when I said I was trans, I was agender non-binary for the record. I was, have any pronouns I want. Yay pronouns. So this girl walks up to me who was a friend of mine for like four years at a point. And she goes, what are your pronouns? I go, any. And she goes, no you have to pick one and I go any and her boyfriend like nudges me and he's like just say a pronoun just do what she says and I'm like her and they go okay I'll ask them I'll call you her from now on she walks away I'm just like what was that he's like oh she gets extremely mad if people don't pick pronouns I'm like huh so now you don't like trans people I think the trans community can get pretty bad, but no, my best friend's trans.

35:39They're definitely killing a lot of people these days. Nah, it's a joke, kind of, sometimes. 43 % of the time, it's a joke. Hey, they make that joke. I can make it too. I'm just trying to figure out what the f*** to even do with you, man. What am I doing to make this a productive conversation? I'm definitely learning a lot about an alternate life path that I'm glad I did not go down, I guess. I don't even know if it was an option for me, but this is absolutely Oh, it's always an option. Oh, you were telling Lindsay that they're all fascists. A lot of them, yeah. Pedos? Pedos, absolutely. What do you mean pedos?

36:14What's happening pedos? Well, when you got a whole bunch of grown men who are watching a show for little kids, of course you're going to have the people who are using it to get in contact. I don't know what that means, watching a show for little kids? My little pony! Is that you? Well, I was watching the show just because I like the show. How's that difference? I'm not saying literally all of them are I'm just saying there's a shitload of in there. A lot of people are using it as like a gateway drug into talking to kids. Would you qualify in that same... That's why I got out. How do you know they're pedos though?

36:42Because they tell me they're pedos. They say I'm a... Yes. Directly to me. My, you know, the diaper wearing dude? Yeah. Literally told me he would a kid if he could. That's why I moved out.

36:59I also called the police on him, yeah. The person who's trans? He wasn't trans, no. Well, I mean, what was there to call the, unfortunately, what was there to call the police on? He didn't do anything. He just said something absolutely horrible and disgusting. Well, I called the police and I said, this guy told me he wanted to f*** a kid if he could and you should probably check him out. They didn't do anything. Well, yeah, because, again, they have to, unfortunately, have to actually do something. We can't unfortunately lock someone on. They got a warrant later on, scrubbed his hard drives, and now he's in prison.

37:25Okay, yeah. Unfortunately, I am being told you literally draw underage content. Did. draw underage content. FBI, open up! And when did you stop? Because I'm saying will draw underage content. Well, listen. Uh-huh. Everyone else is a pattern, not you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, listen. Okay, so in the brony community, one of the first big red flags that tipped me off that the brony community was full of pedos was how unbelievably popular F*** Con is, which is con for ponies. So. I know the word con define it though. I've heard it in drama shit. Childlike content is what it's short for. Okay. It's a Japanese word for like childlike.

38:12Okay. Yeah. Go on. Yeah. People are perverts. Anyway, so. Do not give me that look. Buddy, you were drawing. Where are. Continue. So in the brony community, the con tag is one of the like top 10 tags. I'm told you will if you're hard for money in that moment. You will. Well, so will anyone. No, I wouldn't. If you could draw, you probably will. Underage. I don't think so. Of fictional characters, mind you. Non-human fictional characters. They're horses. What the f***? They're still kids. Are they not? They're horse kids. Yeah, but with the indication that they are children. I'm not giving human rights to horse kids.

38:55um um um um um um um um um uh do you have a a non-nude version no can you cover up a nude no it's all gone well that's probably good for your hard drive i'm just very curious i don't want to say the naked part but i'm very curious like what the uh you're saying it's just a horse but i have a hard feeling you're not just drawing like like spirit yeah i am what and it's just like hyper realistic. Yeah. Yeah. It's just, well, not hyper realistic. It's stylized. It's my shit, but no, it's like humanized. It's the ponies from the show. But it's humanized. Well, no, no, no, no, no. I would draw the little ones, the little, like the marshmallow-y ones from Friendships is Magic, voiced by Tara Strong.

39:36Hi, Tara, by the way. Okay. So underage horses. Yeah. And what would happen? Also known as foals. Full con. What's that? A foal is a young horse. And what would happen? So that tag is incredibly popular in the brony community. They really, really, really like Fulcon. Lock them all up. Okay. Yeah, exactly. And the guy who drew them. Listen, when there's perverts and they know where to go to get their perverted shit, here's a thing. You're provided. Here's a thing. I talk to my customers. I'm an artist that actually talks to each and every individual customer. So they come to me and they're telling me what they want.

40:15I get to find out, is this just some guy with a weird f***? Or is this like a guy who actually wants me to draw a real life of his actual little sister? Which is a true story, by the way. Did you? No. Okay. Got the police involved. That guy's in prison. Okay, but you have drawn literal penises of underage. Not of real people, but of ponies, yeah. Yes. And it's a horse dick, yeah. So the kids in the show. Uh-huh. Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle. The kids in the show, you have drawn them naked. Yeah. How is that not beyond the... Because I'm not the one gooning to it. The people who are paying me for it are the ones gooning to it.

40:53Okay, so if you're the one that takes child photos, you're not the villain, just the people that get off? That's your logic. Of course you're the villain, but a real child is involved there. But that's your logic, though. It's a real child versus a fictional horse. If you generate. Generate? Generate. AI? AI, and then do the art to it. Arrest anyone who's making, like, realistic AI shit. But that's following your same logic. because as long as a real person is not involved in it, you still picked a child. The law states that if it can be mistaken as a real child or looks like a real child, it's illegal.

41:25But if it is obviously not a real child, it's legal. Oh, I think it's morally wrong. That's why I got out of it. Be honest. When's the last time? Seven years ago. Bullshit. No, I got out of the Brony fandom and I stopped full stop. Erased every bit of it that I had online and I said I don't do that anymore. Okay, but on that shit you have that you just showed me, you will draw young looking characters. I draw petite characters, yes. Exactly. So you still do. Small. Not My Little Pony specifically. Technically speaking, it still does fall under the category of lilly because that just means childlike.

41:58Yes, you're drawing naked children. It's not real children. Furries, though. Furries, sometimes anime characters and shit like that. Anime characters? Yeah. Naked? Not naked, usually. Well, sometimes, yeah. And the children? No, they're petite. Oh, God. In the source material, they're not children. They're full-grown, seven-million-year-old dragons. Also, I don't draw the ones that literally look like kids, just for the record. Maybe we actually can have a second holocaust. It's just all a pedos. Okay, get rid of the pedos. If I go too, as long as the other ones go, I'm all for it. Yes, I'm down.

42:34I think we're all okay with that. Okay. Bye-bye. Where's Thanos? Did he snap yet? This is insane. I mean, you've been canceled for being called a pedo-grimor. Like, what the f*** is that? Being a groomer pedo? What the f***? No, no, no, no, no, no. Allegedly, people called me a pedo because of that shit that I drew. Yes, and I think that's actually kind of fair. You don't pull groomer into that. There ain't never been grooming. I never talked to a kid in my life. Why am I being told groomer? What's the groomer thing? That's a story. The groomer thing. Oh, so there is a groomer thing. You're making it sound like that didn't exist.

43:05Well, it doesn't exist. It was a misinterpretation. What was the allegation before you tell me the reality? Give me the allegation first. The allegation was, wow, there's so many pedos in the brony community. Ever since I was 12, I've been groomed by people, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And she was saying that, and the pedos she was talking about was me. But I didn't talk to her when she was 12. I talked to her when she was 20. She was turning 21 like a month later. Listen, we know you're here to see an 11-year-old girl. She said she was 12. That was when I met her. She was 20. What was the allegation?

43:40That you groomed her? The allegation was that I groomed her, yeah. She called me a pedo. What was she saying that happened? Well, yes, I would say you're a pedo based on the art that you do, yes. But besides that, no, you still do not. Just not My Little Pony. Well, it's petite. It's anime characters. Girls can be small, man. No, but if you make them look adolescent and petite, come on, you know what they're getting off on. I don't make them adolescent and petite. Cover the naked part and show me an example. Before we get back into this chaos, quick word from today's sponsor. Look, we're halfway through the year.

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46:25Yes, just screenshot it. And I want the most... The one that you should select should be... Don't cherry pick, because I know you're able to cherry pick. Oh, I'm just going for the... I literally have a character that's a petite girl that's one of mine. You're saying girl. Yeah. Girl means woman. It means female. Come on. Screenshot it then. Do the draw tool and cover up the nakeds. Okay, we have been provided some covered photos from beforehand that we will censor and put on screen now. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry. The one on the right is a kid. I mean, that's a kid. That's a kid. The one on the right is a kid, right?

47:11I don't know which one you're looking for. It's a kid. That isn't even my art. Huh? That's not mine. Okay, then I need... That's the girl who called me a pedo. She drew that. Okay, then she's a pedo too. Is this from you? I guarantee she is.

47:52No, that one's not mine. I feel like I'm like a drama creator right now. I'll do it. Okay. So, controversy. With the screenshots. Number one, evidence that the girl was flirty. Oh, this is from him. So this is the defense, not her accusations. Okay. That the girl was flirty with me, drawing our characters together. So they drew your characters together. Yes. Birthday gift for... Is that you? Yeah. You'll have to bleep that. Bleep that. and the twin she made with you as well on stream okay number two her vague posting about pedos a few days after she blocked me and ended the friendship this is the post I mentioned where she went on Twitter and called me a pedo I'm who she's referring to mind you she was 20 at the time and I was 34 I've been in an MLP what's that fandom since I was 14 nearly 7 years later and they're still the same amount of pedos.

48:50Kind of sad, TBH. Number three, evidence her birthday is January 16th and her current age on her Twitter bio, which confirms she was, in fact, 20 at the time. There are still pedophiles from the fandom. She doesn't mean you, by the way. She meant me. She said it was about to turn 21 in a few days. She didn't know until now. When did you know? So you may have thought she was underage? No, I definitely did not think she was underage. Why did you type may have known? until. May have known what? That you didn't know until now. You said, I didn't know until now. Searching her Twitter for the last hour that her birthday was in January.

49:27Oh, because I thought her birthday was like three days after when she called me a pedo and blocked me. Oh, f***. She's hideous. Number four. Before and after selfies of her. Good. What's the difference? I personally think that the before looked pretty good. The after definitely doesn't look good. Okay, so the seven in your bed was The seven in my bed looked like the one on the left, yes. Hey, everyone's seven is a different seven. That's what I tried to say at the beginning. You said there's a man scale. There is a man scale. It's just different for every man. You see how right up my alley she wasn't?

50:01Yeah, right up my alley. This is how much she let herself go. That's letting herself go? And went full nose ring therapy? All she did was fucking add a nose. Okay. She said dodge a full clip, apparently. Dude, yeah. Hey, guess what? If you're in the freak community, you're going to get canceled for being in the freak community because all the freaks are the people who do cancel culture bullshit yes if you surround yourself with those freaks you're going to face the consequences from those freaks that's why i only allow normal people in this community yeah because i don't want freaks like this because they do just this episode is brought to you by google chrome you think you know a browser but gemini and chrome that's new it can help you with practically anything on the web like restoring a vintage motorcycle from a 50 page restoration blog or finally break down that long article you've had open for weeks.

50:49Gemini and Chrome is here for it. Ready to make anything online make sense? There's no place like Chrome. Check responses set up required compatibility and availability varies 18 plus. Cancel each other for nothing. They weaponize terms like grooming. They weaponize terms like pedo. They do all this shit. Which I hate and I got the out of it because I was sick of it. Yeah, you did a little pedo adjacent stuff though. Come on. I drew some adjacent. I was being paid paid for, and now I just draw some petite characters. It's fine. Paid justifies, guys. It's just following orders. Hey, some people sell drugs.

51:23I just drew some weird shit. Okay, number five, just a really funny foreshadowing tweet I found while looking through her tweets. The irony. It is not. It is not loading anything. Find it from somewhere else then, dude. Buddy, come on. What is wrong with you? I gotta have something on my phone. Yes. I'm a pedo after all. Okay, potentially deep, meaningful relationships. Wait, it's me who's ruining them? always has been. She posted that. Okay, buddy, you are too deep. You screenshot a tweet from her from 2000. Well, I was looking for proof that her age was very... You are terminally online. You have no life.

51:52This is so sad. This is so sad. Listen. Number six, the DMs I sent her on December 4th, not knowing at the time she had already written me off as a pedo on the second. Hey! Leave out her name. I haven't fully recovered from my depressive state I've been in. Maybe go outside.

52:10Come on. All right. Everyone come behind me Everyone come Except for Lindsay Because Lindsay has to be nice to him Okay I'm not going to force you to give your opinion Is this childlike? Age? Question mark? She's a stuffed animal She's like thousands of years old It's very inanimate I don't Childlike I can just see the leg Yeah, lock this guy up. Okay. That's a kid, dude. You all, man. Someone had to be on my side. That is not a child. Look at the hips on that. You said I wanted to send you an apology. I came on really strong with having a crush on you, and I don't think I respected what you were going through with your breakup and stuff, especially because I didn't even know the whole story.

53:03I'm comfortable just being friends. I didn't want to be pushy or anything, and if I made you uncomfortable at any point, I'm really sorry. You're a good friend. and I'm completely fine keeping it at that especially because there's a pretty big age gap between us anyway. 14 years is pretty like, yeah. Hope you've been doing well. Uh-huh. So she just...

53:27Should we get into the full story so you know what the hell is going on? No. You make 3 ,000 hours a month. If it's 32 ,000 hours a year it's about 3 ,000 bucks a month. You need to set a little bit aside for taxes but you're not going to be taxed much at that. but you do have like self-employment. I think in California, I don't get taxed unless it's over 36 grand. Yeah, but there's the federal government as well. What does that mean? You have to pay federal taxes. What do you mean? Have you filed? I file as a dependent with my mom. Oh my gosh. You're so pathetic. Okay, so you probably don't pay anything, right?

54:01State of California says I don't need to. Not the state of California, the federal government. Yeah, of course California is going to enable freaks like you. Sure, I get that. That's predictable. Well, I've tried to get the enabling for my disability, but they won't. What disability do you have? Rheumatoid arthritis. Oh, my f***. C*** yourself in f***ing anime land. If it means that the pain goes away, I'll go all over it. Don't you worry. You can draw for a living. Yeah. Shut the f*** up. I can sit down and draw someone getting knotted by a werewolf and make 400 bucks and then just go eat. Buddy, you make$32 ,000 a year.

54:43And you game for eight hours a day. More than eight. Exactly. So shut up. You can do customer service. Customer service. Yes, that's a job that exists in the real world that people do. We have people like them here. How the hell would customer service work from home? Many do. Do they? Yeah, hourly work from home. Yes, absolutely. That's a thing I can do. You can do a lot. No, I mean like I really genuinely did not know that was a thing I could do. All right, you pathetic creature. I'll get you a course career certification and a certification of your choice. You can do tech, you can do trades.

55:15You're not going to do trades. And that will maybe go into IT or something. So I'll get you that. A lot of people in the audience have converted them into six-figure jobs. But what the f*** do you think your financial score is 0 to 10? Four. I don't even know how. I mean, you're pathetic. You have nothing going for you in life. But sure. If you want to figure out what your hammer financial score is, get it for free at CalebHammer.com. take the assessment, figure out where you stand in the world of money, where you're doing poorly, where you're doing great. And if you don't want to be like a guest that ends up on the show, it's going to, I mean, it's going to take a lot more than this for this kind of guest, but the usual guest, make sure to download the DollarWise app, take the free trial, see if you like it.

55:46And if you do, sign up for the annual version because it saves you nearly 50 % and you get the physical version of my 30-day meal plan signed by me mailed directly to you and the digital version of our cookbook. So there you go. Do you cook? I would love to. I just got a cast iron skillet. I'm going to try. You don't need a cast iron skillet to cook, freak. Yeah, but it's cool. All cool kids have the World of Warcraft cast iron skillet. It requires a lot more maintenance. Well, I mean, I can try to do maintenance. Oh, shit, dude. Is maintenance something I can do from home? How do you eat? Mostly DoorDash.

56:21Oh, my. Even if I burned downtown, what am I going to get? If there's restaurants to DoorDash, one of those groceries you can go get. Good point. I can DoorDash the groceries. Good point. Even at a minimum, that'll at least start building some life skills at 37. I think, yeah, that would be fine. Okay, let's see. What do we have? PayPal credit. What's going on here? Okay, so PayPal credit's my everything. That's all I got. Every bit of money I ever make, every bit of money I ever owe, it's all PayPal credit. Why? That's just how people pay me. Oh, you get paid through. Yeah, but this is like the credit card.

56:56Well, yeah, but it goes into the credit. You get paid through PayPal. Yes. But this is your PayPal credit account. It's connected. Well, it's over the limit by hundreds of dollars. Thousands. Is it higher now? The limit was changed to like 2 ,000, I think. They cut it? Yeah. And they should because you're being enabled by every system, the state of California, your mom, your brother. Oh, my. Even the people. Listen. I still. Here's the thing. The finances are very important to go through. But the actual end outcome is what's important because you're not going to commit to anything if there's not an actual goal or anything.

57:37Why can't we get you living out? Come on. Why can't we get you to move out and try to be independent? Well, because I want my mom to go with me. She can move nearby. You don't provide to the house. That is kind of the goal. I do want to live on my own, but I want her to come with me. You don't provide to the house. What's preventing her from going wherever anyway? I mean, sometimes I try to buy my bed. I'll get gas for the car. I'll pay for a refrigerator. Do you guys share a car? Yeah, we share a car. I don't own a car. You're just never going to be independent. You're never going to be independent.

58:09You're such a f***ing failure. I was independent for a f***ing failure. You're bragging about sometimes paying for the gas. I was independent for a f***ing failure, man. Buddy, you lived with someone with a diaper and you couldn't even tell. You don't know what the f***ing is going on. Shut the f***ing up. Well, he didn't crinkle. He got the diapers that were the f***ing cloth ones. He was a f***ing weirdo. He was wearing the adult diapers. He wanted to f*** his brother. We never even touched on that. I don't need to. He wanted to fuck his brother. He's weird. Okay. There's nothing else to talk about there.

58:32Okay. Right? Yeah. Story done, honestly. No. Who's my mustard in the trash? I don't care about your mustard. I care about my mustard. I care that you draw kids naked. I don't draw kids naked. Yes, you do. No, I don't. What? If you call it a different word, it doesn't change the reality of what is being provided. We all saw that person. That person's a kid. It's a stuffed cat. It's a kid that has a little bit of more animal characteristics because it's a furry. And a little bit more like our... The people that practice furry shit. Yes, it's anime. But the people that practice furry things are still humans underneath the furry.

59:05Sometimes. Some of them are way more into the animal shit. They're into like the barbed dicks and shit. Yeah, but they're still people. Some of them go like, you've seen the dog girl before. Some people throw their humanity out for the furry shit. But if you fuck that person, you're not fucking an animal, you're fucking a person. Some people like to think they are fucking animals. I know, and that's freaky, but you drawing that, it's a human. Well, if so. With furry characteristics. If someone can f*** a person and pretend they're an animal while they're doing it, then who's to say they can't f*** a person and think they're f***ing a kid while they're doing it?

59:35Let's be very clear. To follow your logic, if someone f***s a kid that is dressed in furry shit, it's no longer pedophilia because it's actually just a furry. It's absolutely pedophilia. Kill that person. Buddy, that's your logic that you're using for your own artwork, though. My artwork's fictional. There ain't a real kid being hurt. Okay, so that's what matters in the end, whether or not someone's being hurt, not what's being consumed and drawn? Absolutely, yeah. Okay, so you can draw underage. That's okay, as long as no one's being hurt. I don't care what the f*** people draw, as long as nobody's hurting anyone.

1:00:04There you go. Thank you. We're fine. That's it. I don't draw it anymore. Anymore? That's your character. Yeah. I don't drop that character. I have characters that are off limits because they're too childlike dude I don't know man I don't know in fact everybody knows a couple of my characters that I'm like this character looks a little too much like a kid I'm never going to drop them I got a list of them so I'm also being told you endlessly when you need money to pay for this minimum payment for example you go in your little discord which is your entire ecosystem and your entire life when and if I have kids I'm just not even going to let them touch a fucking device until they're 18 because of people like you.

1:00:50Like, if they become this, I'm literally going to kill myself. That's not even a joke. I will absolutely scare any child away if I possibly can. Don't you worry. Yeah, because you'll draw them. I don't think kids should be on the internet. Yeah, because then they'll see themselves drawn by you. If that's what it takes. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I don't know, man. I ain't going to draw kids. Also, by the way, you paying$200 a month is not being independent in Ohio. $200 a month in rent? What the f*** are we doing here? That's not a real rent payment. It's not even a utility payment. Shut the f*** up.

1:01:20What did he raise it to? $250? He raised it to$275. Shut up! After a raccoon broke in and I told him, call the f***ing interest people. But apparently you go into Discord and you endlessly e-bag for money. I don't e-bag. I open for commissions. That's not e-bagging. I say, hey, everybody, I need pizza. There's commission slots open. People send me DMs. They get commissions. They get the characters drawn f***ing each other. I get to eat Little Caesars. Yeah, but what you do is you go on there and you're endlessly saying like, oh, you know, my money situation's really bad. This is why I need the money.

1:01:51This is why I need the money. You're e-begging for the commission. You're not like, here's my talent. You're not like, here's my talent. If anyone buys that. I'm telling people. People are sympathy donating to you. I got fillings that need to be filled. They're like$275 a filling. So you're like boogie2988 on there. That's all you're doing. Hey, at least I have cancer. I don't have cancer. I'm joking. That's a stupid joke.

1:02:16I have the arthritis, though. You can see my weird finger right there. Sure, but you literally game all day. I got nothing for that one. Exactly. So shut the f*** up. And, buddy, I know the f***ing gaming shit. That gets your fingers twisted. So I know you're doing shit. Uh-huh. Like, shut the f*** up. Like, actually, shut up. This is so pathetic the way you were acting. Got a weird pinky right there. Doesn't unbend. I don't care. There's a lot of things you can do in life. Just like you literally are on your computer all day. Well, it's that the arthritis flips. Okay, so instead of being hired for your talent, you're in there e-begging, and that's why some people are pathetically supporting you.

1:02:53They are hiring me for the talent. People want their character drawn by me, not by some other artist who charges less than me for the record. Then why would you have to tell them you need it for your films? Because I want to be transparent. I want to tell them where their money's going. So? When a charity opens, it says where the money's going. When people watch this, they don't need to know where they're watching. Yeah, but that's charity. That's a donation. Yeah. and they know where the money is going. This is commission for your product. No, when people watch this, they don't need to know where I spend my money.

1:03:15I'd like people to know where they're spending their money. It's like, hey, your money isn't just going to go disappear into me getting a blow. It's going to go for me getting new teeth. No, it should be based on the product they're getting. Product and service they're getting. Nothing else. I display the product too. I'm like, look. But that should be why they're getting it, not because you're pathetically e-begging. I just like to explain to people where the money goes. Some people just like to know that. Do they even actually really know where the money goes? because do you even know where the money goes?

1:03:41I know where the money goes. Where does the money go? Mostly to video games. Okay, or like$600 going out to eat a month. $600. $600. Is that what it is? $600. See, you don't even know my 600-pound life. Jesus Christ. I didn't know it was$600. What else is on that guy? Spend dramatically more than you make. It's not even close, and it's mostly because, I mean, we're maxing out this credit card and everything. It's really bad. And, I mean, for what it's worth, you have made a lot of money. 2018, you made$91K. Uh-huh. Did you pay the taxes for that? No, and they're after me for that one. Good, they should come and lock you up for multiple reasons.

1:04:16But I'm getting on that one at least. They want$1 ,500. Are you? Because you owe$67 ,000, or you made$67 ,000 in 2017 as well. Uh-huh. You owe for that? Yeah, they're coming after me for both of them. Okay, when's the last time you actually made money? Because you're not making money now. Oh, we didn't even know about the taxes. That's fresh to us. 2017, 2018, they've been hounding me for years. Just those two years? Did you make money in 19? Just those two, yeah. No, not in 19. I'm sure once you started getting the stimmies and all those benefits in California during the pandemic, you just lived it up.

1:04:42The reason? No. At home. I didn't get a stimmie. What? California is a piece of shit. They only gave my mom one. That was it. Well, maybe because you're a dependent. Because I was a dependent, yeah. So that's actually fair. And my brother's also a dependent. So that's actually fair. Okay. You guys suck. Well, 2017, 2018, I was going to conventions. I used to sell merchandise. I used to meet people like Tara Strong and shit like that. Yeah, I had a federal convention, yes. Yes, the convention's full of pedo people, yes. And that was where I made all that money those years. Then COVID happened, no more cons.

1:05:13Now I can't get any money anymore. You know what's crazy, dude? Literally, especially with all the Medicaid, I know I'm saying this as a fact, but at least I'm not morbidly obese. But even still, the thing is, you have a good head of hair. The beard situation, I have to figure out, but lose some weight, get on the Ozempic, get on the triple blockers now. They're all the shit. Lose some weight and you can go out there and you can find yourself a nice gal. And with the type that you have, you could actually date a lot of people you're interested in because they're horrendous. Thank you. The beard situation, because you touched on that.

1:05:45No, that's the least important thing of what I just said. You hide your chins with a beard. I got like eight of them under here. No, that's what I'm saying. Let's lose money. No, you're doing that. Let's lose weight. I'm already doing that. Okay, I am losing weight. You are? Yeah, I'm 180 pounds down from where I was four years ago. Really? Yes. How? I have a personal trainer. What? You go outside and go somewhere. A guy I drew furry for, it was a personal trainer, and he agreed to do personal training for me over the internet. Still doing it? Yeah. And is there a timeline? No. Forever? Yep. Good.

1:06:15So you're working out? Yeah. Are you dieting? He's got me on a calorie deficit plan. Really? Yeah. So this is working out. Shit, you were bigger than this? I was way bigger than this. Dude, that's crazy. I couldn't zip this shit up. Now it's kind of loose. Were you on mobile? Close to? Very close, yes. That's crazy. I had the cankles and everything. And what kind of **** did you draw with this guy? He wanted a picture of his character. What was his character like? His character's a fully grown dude. Okay. Who's like a rabbit, something like that. Why don't people just go have sex with humans? Well, he really wanted to have sex with, you know, Muffet from Undertale.

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1:09:45Okay, you owe$4 ,790. Yes. And the limit at the time... No, sorry, that... The limit at the time was... No, no, no, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. No, it wasn't. That was the limit. Oh, it was? And you owe$4 ,903. Yes. With a minimum payment of$218. Interest, fees, you're probably late, and purchasing. F*** me. 16 years to pay off, you won't be alive. Uh-huh. Well, keep losing weight. And actually, I am encouraging that. That's good. I can make it 17 years. Not that we want pedos to live longer, but the thing is for you. Okay. Like I said, Thanos snap. If it takes me too, as long as it takes them, I don't give a shit.

1:10:24Fuck them. Do you care about your life? Yeah, I love my life. You kidding me? You want to live. Yeah. I lost 180 pounds because I want to live. Okay. Yeah. So again, the mom thing. I got to get back to that. Like, I need you to live independently. Like, I almost don't want to do this unless one of our goals is you just actually learning life skills to learn to live independently. is someone because we've got to get you. Because what happens when your mom dies? Exactly. She's old. She's out there. I saw her. What do you want me at? Old is she? What do you think I'm on the show for? Old is she? She's 76.

1:10:51Okay, and she didn't look necessarily the healthiest? Does she not? Well, she got stung by bees recently. She got stung by bees. Okay, never mind. She's okay. Okay, but even still, 76, you know? She's a tomboy. She's a fighter. I love my mom. Okay, well, that's good. She's still 76. And I wanted her to live a long life, but what do you and your brother do when she... Exactly. That's why I'm here, Caleb. Okay, so it is independent. The whole point is get independent, but like... Okay, there you go. Then I'm down for that. The current goal is get her out of there. Cur. I am not going to do that.

1:11:22That's not the point. The thing is, it's like, yes, but you have to take care of your life or else you'll never be independent. Okay. So we need to focus on you. All right. The point of coming here is I want to... Z-Y-G-O... Zygor. Zygor Guides. Zygor Guides. What's that for 10 bucks? World of Warcraft. We're spending on, okay, you're spending on, okay, we're spending on World of, it's an add-on for World of Warcraft. Right, of which you're not paying your payment on time, but you did that. And then Disney Plus, why even Disney Plus? So you can watch all the young kid shows. No, I wanted to watch Darth Maul.

1:11:54If I could watch it somewhere else, I'd watch it somewhere else, my man. But they got like 5 billion streaming services. You want to watch it, you got to get it. Path of, oh, Exile, fuck. $90? What did you get? Only 90, huh? Did they not tell you? No, I know nothing. Tell me something. I don't know. $16 ,000 on Path of Exile. Okay, what do you even get? I don't know that game. I know it exists. I get to change my fireball to look like a dragon. I get to make my cursor a different color. $16 ,000? $16 ,000. This is a$500 hoodie. What the f*** are we doing here? You have been staring it in the face.

1:12:40the entire episode. I like video games. I don't really... You just get cosmetics. You get cool-looking armor. You get to make your character look cool. They can have wings and stuff. How have you possibly spent$16 ,000? It was 12 years. You spent$3 ,000 this year, that's 10 % of your money. Yeah. Because I know where my money's going. Oh, and then Mozilla. Mozilla. Corp. Something. Whatever game Mozilla has. Probably the, like, um... What is it? The VPN? It's probably the Mozilla VPN. And then$10 there. Yeah, late fee and then interest and cash advance interest. What the f***? You cash advance at some point.

1:13:17What's a cash advance? This is insane. At some point you did something that qualified for a cash advance. I can't see it, but the balance there is$142 for that. Okay. I think, wait. I genuinely have no idea what a cash advance is. You've been late every month this year so far. Every month. Why? You do make money and you don't have any overhead. So how are you possibly late? There's no reason to be. I'm hungry. It's even more pathetic. That doesn't make sense. What do you mean? DoorDash. I get a lot of DoorDash. Good, but you make money. Why can't you just make a payment on time? It's$2.18. It's expensive for your income, but you have literally no overhead.

1:13:51You don't even have a car. I'm not great at - You sometimes do gas and you bragged about it. I'm not great at making myself make payments and then I just forget to make - Turn on autopay then. If you don't have the self-control, then do that. Well, when you have autopay on and there's not enough money in the account, then it just doesn't do it. sometimes my balance is just not there oh shit debt to friends oh yeah we haven't even got into that well that's what I'm bringing up so we can get into it again there's a big purchase that'll come up yeah my buddy bleep and um 1700 why well he's got the money to loan so I ask him sometimes yeah but why were you getting it what's it for a chair dude like it gave me chair bullshit lazy boy What the f - Of course, you f-ing fat f-ing old f-ing.

1:14:39It was a$2 ,500 chair. Big old mother f-ing. It's got the recliner, it's got the cup holder, it's got the phone charger. For what? That's not even at your computer. It's right in front of my computer. What? Yeah, I got it there. The desk's right here. Pedals under the desk. I'm a f-ing baby in a crib. That doesn't really get you to this healthier lifestyle. No, not really. The pedals under the desk do. What does that do? I just pedal them. I get some circulation in my legs. It was a personal trainer recommendation. It was like, if you're not getting on the bike, you need to have some money. Why would this person lend you that money?

1:15:11Just because he really likes the f***ing I draw. What? Your world is so f***ed up. It is a f***ed up world. Are you making minimum payments to him? To him? Yeah. No. What's the expectation to pay this back? I draw him. He's got a character. He's got a friend who's got another character. Then draw it quicker and more. I mean, I do with him. I kind of pay it back with him, yeah. Kinda. What do you mean kinda? As in I'm not like giving the money, but like I draw the pictures. So what about him? Oh, him. Oh, boy. You owe a thousand. Yeah. Internet friends. He's, okay, so he's a tech support guy and my computer breaks down sometimes.

1:15:48He sends me some money for it and stuff like that. And he helped with getting here, so. To Austin? Yeah. From California. It was like$1 ,700 for the flight. What the? Is that normal? Well, it was for two people. You decided to come here on Sunday and leave on Wednesday, and he brought his mom. That's why. Oh, four-day little vacation for you and mother. Why don't check this out? That might be a place to move. No, we don't want you. Please, no, please. I don't want to be here either. This place sucks. Thank you. Yes, it sucks so bad. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, it's awful. Oh, my God. I never want to be here.

1:16:23It's an active town. Yeah, and I don't like active. Thank you. Okay. We can agree on that. I don't need to be here. Good. Glad you figured that out. So how are you paying this guy for your computer parts and bullshit?

1:16:38Also, the character I'm trying to bring up, the one that's my life. How much do you own now, now that you came here? Better give him the reimbursement money. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's who's getting it. Stupid. That's the one where I'm actually being responsible. We're filming Tuesday and he got here on Sunday and he's leaving on Wednesday. What the fuck is wrong with you? I wanted to hang out a little bit. Come on. No. I wanted to see if it's a nice place. It is. It's not for you. We're in a pretty shitty place where the hotel we picked. Where are you? What is it called? Town River? Holiday Inn, Town River or something like that?

1:17:09Town Lake? I think it's Town Lake. It's right next to 6th Street. We were told that was a nightlife party full of drugs and shit. Of course, that's going to be a little different. It's going to be a bit more wild. Well, yeah. What is it? Holiday Inn? Yeah, Holiday Inn, Town Lake, I think it's called. And there's a... Oh, it's okay. You're near Rainey Street. Rainey Street is super nice, but it is right off of I-35. Yeah, it's I-35 bad. Well, it's a highway. Why would you want to be on a highway? Well, we used to live next to a train. I was fine with a train. The train's different. But okay, PayPal.

1:17:43So this is your checking. Yeah, 34 in there. Nothing. In front of our hotel, there's like... I just don't know who you think you are to be allowed to take a vacation when you have no money. It's not really a vacation. It's one extra day. Objectively, if you... No, no, no, a couple extra days. People fly in and out the same day of the show. Oh, we flew in a day before because I knew I wasn't going to be able to sleep. Two days before. Was it two days before? Sunday is two days before Tuesday. We flew out the 22nd. Isn't today the 23rd? Oh, I guess you came Monday. Maybe we misunderstood. Yeah, it was like 2 a.m.

1:18:19We flew out on the 22nd. Okay. So beginning balance, 119. Yeah, a good amount of money comes in, but then it all goes out and you added what's even less at 34. Did I say the 21st when I said... I don't know. It doesn't matter. I'm just kidding. Okay, sorry. You're talking to me. All right, I'm talking to you. Okay. Yeah, I mean, you have so much money goes out. So many fees, too. This is crazy. There was a point my interest was like$600 a month. Well, it's just your PayPal account, not even... Steam games? Amazon, pull up your Amazon. Oh, boy. Stamps subscription. Why are you paying stamps.com?

1:18:55To mail your... I don't know how to cancel stamps.com. Call. I literally called. I called a scam center and gave them my account on accident. Block it from your checking account. I don't know how to do that. Immediately, for pizza, DoorDash,$40 of it. Valve, again, Steam. Valve, Steam. Bunch of Steam. Dino Labs,$10. DoorDash, another$42 down his throat. Amazon. Surprise, you're outworking this. Dude, my concern part is, I'm glad you've lost the weight from like, how much did you weigh? Nearly 600. Yeah, that's what I thought. So 600 pounds. I'm glad you've lost weight. You're in your fives. No, I'm at four.

1:19:32Right, 450. But the thing is, at some point, if you continue this diet, you will reach that equilibrium where the amount of working out you're doing is going to meet that calorie threshold where you can't, like you're not actually doing it, and you're still going to be like morbidly, morbidly obese. Because this is an insane amount of food that you're consuming. I am staying under the calorie deficit. Your calorie deficit is crazy, though. Which is$2 ,500, yes. You're under$2 ,500? $2 ,500 is my daily goal, yeah. I would be so shocked with these DoorDash orders. Okay, some square purchase. Yeah, you purchased through something.

1:20:08DHL Express, you got something delivered to you. Amazon, more Valve. I think DHL Express. DoorDash, DashPass, DoorDash, Little Caesars. $50 of Little Caesars. And he's under his 2 ,500 calorie a day? Well, I was feeding my family. But even$50 for three people. you're not under 2 ,500 calories. $50 a Little Caesars is still a shit ton of food. One Little Caesars pizza is 2 ,100 calories. That's just my day. I just have a pizza all through the day and we're all good. But even still, you got more than like three pizzas. I got more than the fridge. I got a mini fridge in my room, which I also bought.

1:20:48I don't fucking know. I cannot get anything on this phone. It's telling me you and if I guess. You suck at everything. You want to try it? You want to take the phone? You want to do it? You're probably better with phones. I'm being told you're actually addicted to AI. What the fuck is that? I got an AI generator on my computer, and I was training it to do stuff that looks like my artwork. Kids! He's generating kids! It's not looks like kids, you fucking weirdo. We saw them. I say think of kids, and I'm the weirdo. You said your art. We saw your art. Your art is kids. My art is not all petite. It just has petite in it.

1:21:21So tell me, what is this addiction? Yeah, I think the weird one here. So I'm sitting there and I'm training the AI to look like my art. And I'm sitting there and I'm making a whole bunch of different pictures. And then all of a sudden I'm just like, oh, can I just tell it to make something that's like, I don't know, a cheerleader or some shit like that. I make a cheerleader. I'm like, oh, that's hot. So then I'm sitting there just making shit loads more shit. I'm into big boobs on cheerleaders, okay? There's big boobs on cheerleaders on? Yeah, and I don't like the girls. I don't know them. I don't know their personalities.

1:21:52I can make up a personality for the AI one. Make it up for the person in the... They make it pretty obvious with their little stupid personality and their snooty attitudes and shit. I hate them. Dude, you got issues, man. I don't like the adult industry. But you're a part of it in a different way. Yeah, but mine's all fictional. I don't like sex work. I don't like OnlyFans and shit like that. You don't like adults consenting? If it's putting yourself out there sexually and you know damn well that there's like 13-year-olds jacking off to you, No, I'm not into that. Well, hold on. I needed something to jack off to at 13.

1:22:24Does that make it right that you were jacking off to an adult? Pubescent guys are going to jack off. Yes. And I would rather the people making be adults. So yes, I think it's okay. You're the one addicted to AI. Does your mom even know? She doesn't know I make AI. She's going to know after this episode. Sorry, mom. And make him leave. No, I'm sorry. You're 76 and pathetic. I'm just going to tell you that right now. not to your face because I'm a coward, but you need to kick him and his brother out. This is like you've actually, you've been a horrible parent by allowing them to stay with you and not get jobs and develop any life skills because they're not going to be able to survive without you.

1:23:04My brother's an exception. Okay. She doesn't kick me out because I pull my own weight. She doesn't kick my brother out because she's very disabled. Well, very? Very disabled. What's disabled? He's autistic, like low functioning. He can't live on his own. Maybe, I don't know. there's a low functioning whatever. Warner Bros. HBO Max of course. Okay, Spotify. I cannot for the life of me if you want to take this and try it. Patreon, you're paying for other people's Patreons when you don't even have money. Suno Inc. $30. Suno, yeah. I make music as a hobby. You make music too? Yes, I sing too. I sing.

1:23:40You're a singer. Sing me a song. Sing me Ave Maria right now. We've been trying to reach you concerning your car's extended warranty. Not good. Not my usual. That's$26. You are not. I know for the fat, for a fact, the calorie amount of a bit of a, of a plate, most plates from Panda Express, you are not under your 2 ,500 calories. You are going to meet your thing because yes, I bet if you cut from 4 ,000 calories a day, you 600 pounds will lose weight, but you are going to meet that level at some point where you can't anymore at your current diet and workout. Well, it does need to be read. Valve, exactly.

1:24:14Three logic system, gaming bullshit, whatever. Yeah. Amazon, this is insane, dude. DoorDash, Little Caesars, Fast Wrap Food Store going in and getting some bullshit, some energy drink bullshit. Look at this, by the way, for the energy drinks. You know, you guys know Gamersubs. Look, our flavor. It's finally here. July 24th, if it is that date. If it's not, get ready. July 24th, you can actually get the Caleb Hammer liquid assets. I tested so many flavors to get this. That's the general one, and one out of every 100 will get one with my face on it. So luck of the drawing. on that one, but check that out.

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1:25:34Buddies under$2 ,500. X-Corp paid features,$40. KFC, Dino Labs, another$10. $1 ,179 went to somewhere. Some Best Buy there,$132. Olive Garden, Sunco, beverages and more,$61. Little Caesars,$30. You got premium, Epic Games,$36.99. Open AI, you're paying for GPT for what? You don't do anything. You're not productive. What do you need? Yes, you do. Open AI, 20 bucks. When was that? Last month. Last month? Last month. Open AI. Yep. Well, that wasn't a payment that was supposed to go through. Raspberry Apple, by the way, if you wanted to know the flavor. It's incredible. Check it out. No, I'm not supposed to be doing it.

1:26:16I got to show you. You're not supposed to be doing any of this. I got to shut that down. Taco Bell, DoorDashing, 20 bucks there. Epic Games,$36.99. Epic Games,$2. Epic Games,$9. For Affinity? For Affinity, yeah. That's the website I post my art on. $5, don't go there. You'll become, your computer will be tracked. Going and getting some bullshit. Epic Games,$90. Yeah. Patreon, 12 bucks. They added Pomni to Fortnite. Shut the f*** up! They added Pomni to Fortnite. General open wallet transaction. I don't even know. 10 bucks. Wait. Oh, there's another credit card. You have Wells Fargo. Home furnishing.

1:26:53You financed the furniture bullshit? Yeah. What? The lazy boy chair. What? I thought you did that through your friend. He only did the down payment. It was$2 ,500. Oh, you creature. The balance actually went up somehow. $1 ,407.71. Why? Oh, because you were late. Late fee. Like seven late fees. It went up a bit. I'm just not good at making the payments, man. I got to get better at that. That's what I'm here for. This is so pathetic. You just have to follow up, dude. You should be the easiest budget in the world. You don't do anything. You don't even fuck people. Nope. Like, where's your time and energy?

1:27:36It should be so easy budgeting in DownloadWise. In anywhere. It doesn't even matter anymore. Pass due. Okay, 194.76 is your normal. Minimum. This is so stupid. Fees being charged with crazy interest will be soon. I'm sure there's deferred interest not even worth looking at. It's crazy. What's deferred interest? You've refused to grow up. I don't even know. This is stupid. You can't even get laid. Everyone can get laid. I could if I wanted to. Trust me. Oh, you could. I could. Well, there you go. I had a naked girl on my bed. Of course I can. Well, yeah. She may have had AIDS, so that's different.

1:28:12Yeah, that's a little different. Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, never mind. Well, if I wanted AIDS, I could get f***ed easily. Get f***ed. Listen, okay, that's different. I thought you were more incel. If you don't want to have sex and you're not having sex, like, fine, that's your choice. I don't care. I'm scared of it. I thought you couldn't have... Oh, well, then you are weird again. Yeah, like I said, 11 years old, learn about STDs and s*** like that. It'd f*** me up. I'm trying to get over the fear. That doesn't make it... You need therapy. Do you want a diet virgin? No. Would you care? I want kids.

1:28:41Oh. case. Oh, it's something you'll never hear in your life. Uh-huh. Another HP. You're putting the HBO Max on here to this credit card. So this is, this is a Wells Fargo checking account. You're putting HBO on multiple. Dude, you have recurrence. You got Disney plus on PayPal credit and PayPal. And now you have HBO on PayPal and Wells Fargo. If there's balance in the PayPal, it uses the PayPal. If there's not, it uses PayPal credit. It's like automated. But still, same month, it got charged both. And you're making charge. No, no, no. It doesn't even matter because Wells Fargo and PayPal both had HBO Max.

1:29:16Wait. Yes. Yeah, dude. You know nothing. Wells Fargo has HBO Max. Yes. Wells Fargo is my chair. What do you mean? I went through, actually, I guess PayPal is pulled through there. So for what it's worth. Home furnishing. Yes, there is there. And home furnishing. Home furnishing. That is not supposed to. But their items returned unpaid. Those Dino Blade, Steam Games, Dino Blaze, whatever. Steam games, Adobe, HBO Max, Steam games, Dino Blastic, whatever, bullshit, Steam games, and Adobe. This is crazy. Overdrafting like crazy. No one's surprised, because you're crazy. I don't remember what Dino Labs credit score, living at home, no overhead, 553.

1:29:53Pathetic. I have a 553? What is this WFBNA card? Wells Fargo home furnishing. That's that? Okay. Yeah, it needs attention. We have a and then that's the first credit card we looked at. So did you go to college? I tried to. Did you do anything? You tried to? What's tried to? I went to an animation class and they didn't teach us shit. Wow, you'll never be productive in your life. I wanted to learn ZBrush. You'll never be productive. Shut the f*** up. You'll never be productive. I can learn like Blender and shit. Yeah, get into the most likely to be AI replacement. This episode is brought to you by Google Chrome.

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1:31:11Wapping six choices for DoorDash. It was two choices. Life story. You don't have any mortgage or 401k accounts. Well, we know you're a f***er. You're a deadbeat. What would I have a mortgage for? Exactly. You've never been productive in your life. You would never. Okay, so your income is I guess 3 ,000 hours a month and I guess you don't have to set aside for taxes because your dependents weird and we're enabling you, you probably get money back. It just goes to your mom. That situation is... Your minimums of payments, and I guess you're making your minimums to your friends with... Yeah, they're paying for a service.

1:31:52But your minimums of payments are$412.76. So you get your own groceries. Good,$300. There you go, you're fine. Meal plan, meal prep. We base it off of that. That's three meals a day, plus snacks, plus drinks, plus dessert. I know you love that. Phone bill, how much? Mom takes care of it? Mom takes care of it. It's$150 a month, by the way. Yeah, but she takes care of it. Gas room from Drive Drive, how much do you contribute? About$350 a month. What? I thought you... Why is this... Okay, car insurance? She pays for it? She pays car insurance, yeah. Okay, rent, mortgage, utilities. She does it all.

1:32:27Yeah. TPU fund? Anything else you need for your life, I'll give you$150. Therapy you probably do need. You probably can get on Medi-Cal and bullshit with your... I can't. I've tried. Because you're a dependent? I got rheumatoid arthritis and all that shit, but they just keep telling me like, oh no, you're completely capable of doing everything. You are capable. Good. I'm glad that California at least says that. I'm actually surprised. But you also are a dependent, so I don't know if you could go independently and get on different services. I don't think I can. See what you can do. I will do another$200.

1:32:56Let's do some therapy. Okay. And I think you can do that. Do you have health insurance? No. At$37. At$37. Wait, okay. Because I couldn't get on Medi-Cal. Get on some subsidized health insurance, Affordable Care Act. It's a little more expensive now, but whatever. I'll do$400. Let's just try$400. It's a little expensive because you're a fat. Well, Kaiser Permanente is the only choice and that is$400 a month. There we go. We did it. There you go. Right on the dot. Good. Do you have any pets? I do, but mom. Subscriptions, I'll try to give you$50. Okay, there's nothing else that needs to be in this budget because you have nothing.

1:33:33How much fun money I get? Huh? How much fun money I get? Let's see if there's wiggle room. There is. I'll give you$250 for fun. Okay. Sweet. You have$1 ,200 left on a monthly basis. Okay. And that's savings, right? Oh, pay off debt. Pay off debt, right? If you're done in five months, get an emergency fund, move out, but you got to work on, you need to go get a job like McDonald's and start building up experience. That's the reality. You're going to be lifting shit at manufacturing. You're going to be taking bottom entry-level bullshit jobs because your resume is nothing. Not bullshit jobs, but just entry-level shit.

1:34:08You're going to be building up your resume. You're not going to do any of that, so I'm practically just going to end because what the fuck else is there to say? I could get a job at Starbucks. Okay, I'll get a job at Starbucks. There you go, get a job at Starbucks. That was through indeed. You're trans like everyone else there, so it's perfect. I could say I am. They did get me the job, probably. Well, you certainly were, which is already acceptable enough. Yeah, I can fake it till I make it. Okay. Good luck, buddy. I have zero hope here more than almost any episode ever. This is pathetic and sad and disgusting.

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