Bunny, Breakup, and Kanye's List

0:00Just got back from Hershey, Pennsylvania. Oh, that must have been sweet Locked and loaded Hey, what are we going to talk about today? Because we got to Let anyone who just punched play Or whatever you do Clicked on the arrow What's coming up? It's too controversial We're going to weigh in on the Nicole Kidman Yeah, we're going to weigh in on that Situation with her husband We're going to weigh in on stories a week late Keith Urban What people don't realize is like The Jimmy Kimmel thing we talked about the day after and then it doesn't air sometimes. It gets stuck because I'm on the road, you're on the road.

0:34And so they're like, now you're finally chirping in. And then they go, by the way, we hate whatever you'll say about it, but you must talk about it. I'm like, okay. Okay, get it. I want to start commenting. I got to search the web tonight. Just you motherfuckers with a shitty fight. They almost explode some of these people. Most are nice. We love them. I mean, you know, I'll do the Whitney Cummins thing. I mean, good news is bad news. Bad news is good news. If people are engaged and getting angry, maybe it's a good thing or happy. They go off on tangents and fight each other in the Cummins, which I'm all for.

1:14Yeah. I just got back from the road. Boring. Please don't explain it. What do you mean? You're a road warrior officially. That's your new nickname. I mean, you go out there. I give you credit, man. I have to say, when I was doing stand-up and doing Just Shoot Me or Rules of Engagement, no one did really tours. Am I correct? No one did, like, let's go on a tour. Well, you know, there's comedy clubs, which I was born and bred on for years. And then you're there five nights, sometimes six nights in the comedian condo. And now there's one-nighters in theaters. Whoops, someone made the leap. Sorry.

1:57No, now they go, you're in theaters. When are you going to do arenas? I go, no, no, no, no. So on this one. Arenas. I'm doing, I just jumped out with Adam because he has a couple. Fa-ba-fu. Ha-ha-fu. Yeah, he's doing a, he's halfway through a 50 city tour, I think. Dude, the guy, I talked to him six months ago. He goes, hey, you want to go down to the improv? I have to start writing an act. And he grinds it out. even between shows at dinner he's like what about this talking to the other guys in that one guy plays keyboard dan bulla who's a great writer and he's like what if i switch this out for this and then they're just constantly tweaking and i'm over there like this got any scalp potatoes because i'm more worried about dinner it altered your voice you were so worried well look you have you have you you write verbal bits with a lot of jokes throwaways and adam which i do a little bit of that too uh it's a it's it's like a it's a big entertaining performance he's got chyrons and and he's got them in guitar and he's shredding he's playing bass he's singing he's doing patter um so it's it goes into the crowd it's great got a spotlight anyway everyone loves it and he's got two literally two semi trucks it's like a whole concert like there's monitors backstage there's four tvs um we went first i went out there and met him at mohegan sun connecticut uh the fun part about that was one night letterman came sometimes people pop in to watch was letterman just in the neighborhood i mean i don't see letterman came and he he did a quick interview with us after but he was mostly i think doing something with adam for his uh new jay kelly movie coming out so david letterman has a new jay kelly movie coming out no sandler does with george clooney and then i think this is press and i think got it they're gonna do an interview with letterman and uh maybe his netflix show something like that consideration yeah that's possibly it and i want to just say hello ahead of time really fun to see letterman and i shouldn't even say this because it's kind of pat on the back productions, but guess what he brought up.

4:16He came in my dressing room. Guess what he brought up? Flying the wall? Something about the 50th. Oh, yeah. The thing about your, I got the general gist or whatever. Yeah. That's very much in his vernacular. That's very much. He came in and he goes, there's been no better use for a cast member than to have you do a throwaway line from the audience. And he said, just tell me how it all came about. and then he also when we were without a he really loved the uh sandler song which everyone did that's like an emmy winning performance right of cast members that are here or gone yeah yeah that's nicholson in the front row and jack yeah that's it's it's it's great yeah dana back in la at bennegan's or something not caring at all yeah i was stewing my juices stewing in my juices no i I saw it with my friends, Bo Derek and John Corbett.

5:12You did? Yeah. Come on. I can name drop. Fuck yeah. My neighbors and friends. And so we watched it and we did it. We did. I knew at the moment when you did the line, I go, because that comedians know how hard it is to do like a throwaway line. You're not yelling. You're not emoting. You're not actually just, it's just was so heartfelt because it is exhausting being there. Yeah. You're just like, I'm over it. sorely missed was Dana even at this thing because you know obviously Adam says you're welcome on any of these shows I've been texting I just told him it's very far and it's just Dana's very brittle but I said I'm a dandelion I'm so fragile I'm more fragile than you you're out there running and doing stuff but I like to hike mountains I'll be honest the same night Taylor Swift's dad of all people isn't that funny he came to watch Taylor Swift's dad Taylor Swift's dad Okay, that's one removed from The golden ring But we took it Was he cool?

6:17Did he come backstage? Super cool, went backstage Gave me a handful of Taylor Swift guitar picks Isn't that nice? Could I have one? I will give you one Heather, I'm giving you one and I'll tell you why after Wow I don't know why they keep comparing There's guys online and it's YouTube shows. They're great, but they're like Taylor Swift versus the Beatles, you know? And it's like, why put Taylor through that? She's amazing for 2025, but there's only one Beatles. She would agree, I'm sure, but it's like Taylor Swift. She has so many stats that have never been achieved before, but this is, you know, the globalization and all the social media.

6:57Also, you know, when you look at a band or even like they go SNL, when you're on there, you guys are horrible and then 10 years later they go oh you guys are great it just takes a long time to look back at something even movies even things that they say it just takes a long time to see if someone holds up for a long time Taylor Swift I'm sure will hold up the Beatles held up probably more than anyone ever well I I look at it like this when the Beatles left in 69 and it was just seven years of of them and then like nine albums done and it was too much to process even for the beatles too much and then over time it's like a wave hit and and it's cresting and it's still cresting who sold the second most albums from 2000 to 2010 beatles the beatles beatles 40 years later eminem was number one by a hair i think there's still sell a million albums here so they're a singularity i'm not a grumpy old band they're the best because it was during my time you know nope the evidence is there and but taylor swift is amazing so what do you know if she'd come on this podcast i don't i want to apologize to travis kelsey you know they call her her fans now swiffers swiffers that's like a dust mop why would i want to apologize to travis i'm sure are you going to apologize to travis yeah because for a long time I just referred to it as Taylor Swift and the football player.

8:27That's not fair. That's like a movie of the week on Lifetime. He does fine. It is a movie of the week on Hallmark. They did do that. You know what they're all doing? And I don't mean them or Al. It's just branding. They create a clothing line and then they intersect and they brand. I mean, the amount of money that entertainers are making wasn't in our time. You weren't supposed to be a businessman. businessman a businessman is an asshole and now it's like i don't know this money stuff ryan reynolds is on tv i watched tv walking for an hour and he wasn't on it and i actually called comcast and they go i haven't seen ryan reynolds what's wrong yeah don't they have a mint commercial or something they do have a ryan reynolds block you can put on if you have but good on good on him i'm not jealous uh next day this boring story is keeping going next day washington dc the capital and we went to next morning adam and i went to a coffee shop and it was funny because here's my big joke it's it's like a long weaving line in there in a small coffee shop yeah and i go oh excuse me where's the front of the line like we were gonna instead of the back of the line that's a good one yeah you get to cut fucking crickets how does how do you how does david spade and adam sandler wait in a coffee line without people going hey could i get a picture i will say walking there adam had nothing no sunglasses on or anything and uh it was a bit of a unicorn sighting because people just walk by and they go so you know listen i'm an international presence i'm not taking anything away from me adam is such a gigantic star that the people that when i went for a walk first that stopped me it could have been the same person they don't see me that when they see adam they just go oh and then they yell from cars hey guys or they go can we take a just picture from the car or they go to adam and don't even know i'm there they're just so lasered in like all right are you in our town and then when they leave they go oh hey this fucking guy so um it was fun to see that you know it was great just to go for a little uh one-on-one because we're always with everybody with everybody and it was fun to just go laugh and bullshit then we're in the back of the coffee shop i'm sitting next to this lawyer dominique and her friend and they are giving us the lay of the land adam's next to a five three-year-old kid and he's he finishes popsicle and then he starts poking at him with it he's going adam's going whoa oh and it took the kid a minute and then he started laughing hysterically this funny old man it's like yeah adam went with it and the kid kept stabbing him and uh that was the highlight of that kid's life he doesn't know it yet and sweet then i i don't drink coffee but i we got that no super highlights there next day or that same day we went to hershey and we got a huge kit kat bar they gave us all these huge candy i can't really eat candy but i can't eat sugar because i'm fragile you can't have coffee or candy that's no i can have coffee i don't like it my third grade teacher had coffee and cigarette breath and i swore off it that's a real story and scrambled eggs but i it was such a sickening combo yeah she's like are we doing fractions thing like so i always remember that and it's it hurt me down deep so now i go no coffee i don't want to girls don't like me enough i don't want to add something like hey i have this three-tiered sickening breath so i did cave on the scrambled eggs did not cave on the coffee or cigs but i don't mind either now like if a female or someone has coffee or cigarette but that doesn't throw me as much as my fragility would tell you.

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13:49nothing's a better emphasis than that. Well, Spade, I mean, tell me more about the trip. You know, I mean, nothing's cooler than the business of a cigarette. Also the business, you're always looking for business, which is a term when you're acting, do something, their hands, move things. It looks better if you're doing real life. So if you're like this, you're like, listen, you guys, are we going to wind up going to that show tonight or not? It just looks like you're doing a real life activity. Oh yeah. That's like Philip Seymour Hoffman. He's doing this while it's nothing to do with it. He was so great.

14:18I want to ask you a question Greatest movie No wait Let me go quickly Okay here's a good smoking thing When you talk Or you go like this You go My brother does this to me He goes Okay We're going to the movies right And I go And he goes What do we see it again You talk on the Holding the in Yes Okay here's my cigarette one It's good for a movie The cigarette smoker Seems to only realize That the smoke is annoying When they put it out So they're like So anyway I'm feeling really good

14:56A 30 second stream of smoke coming out When they put it out Then they close their eyes and shake their head Best on screen Television or movie smoker I know who it is And it's a mutual friend of ours Best Shit Best ever God go ahead I mean it's not Humphrey Bogart whatever nope not Sean Penn but good guess it is Mr. John Hamm in a little show I like oh really admin he was he made that thing so cool it's like I don't even know you we should fucking get him on just to take his award no he he was fantastic in that oh I love cigarettes I'm so it is cool and I hate to say it I don't recommend it but I hate it I can't do it it'll kill you but it's just so cool oh wait what's i gotta look at my list i got shit to tell you oh here's the last thing that's riveting okay when i try this is a good trick for people if you're on the road like me this is not a commercial everything else says we do interesting uh i'm all i said i gotta fly from dc this is how much of a fucking hard ass i flied it i wake up at dc coffee i went out once walked and then i went with adam walked twice that wasn't what i was planning busted my quads hamstrings came back we take off fly to near hershey drive half hour to hershey stay at this hotel nice enough looked like a dirty dancing i think i played there this is the one where they're like you know this is this hotel is a hundred years old would you believe it i go minimum minimum ghosts floating everywhere so that one then i we only have two hours our fortune is on the show there robin fortune so we leave an hour later we take a little snooze go to the gig then we hightail i take a car to philadelphia two hours and then i stay where because i have an early flight home in la marriott airport it's a it's genius i've done this in detroit you stay at the airport yeah and you walk out and you're in the airport yep they have one of those attached in denver and i did that last time i was there you just walk right from from baggage claim you go across the gangway and then you're in the hotel and the same thing you're starting you're starting to get the road this is the first time i went you're starting to get it you're starting to get it yeah i'm not saying you've got it but you're starting to get it you seem to get it, but you don't have it.

17:36But now when you said that Denver thing, I said, oh, he saved an hour drive. Yeah. He's getting, he's starting to get it. When you start touring like this, this is maybe a couple of years ago. I remember this in a quick impression of you two years ago about travel. What do I do? Where do I go? How do I get to the gig? And I go, David, calm down. You will figure it out. Should I stay at the airport? Should I stay at the airport? I go, David, probably. Should I stay super far from the airport? You go, no, stay closer to it. Right. Yeah. Okay. I used to do that. Is it light or dark out? I do that to John Lovitz and he'd actually get kind of mad.

18:11John, quick impression of you. What's going on? How do I do a sketch? Where do I go? He goes, excuse me. I was Emmy nominated. That's not how I do it. And I don't talk like Mae West. Yeah. So I stay. So here's the big fucking fat story that I've been sitting on. Okay. Come on. Give it. I have the next day. Is this my story? Oh, I have to order breakfast. Don't have early onset dementia right now. I go, I need breakfast. And they go, there's a QR code. What? So in my haze of the morning, I go, can you just take my shitty order? It's very basic. Wish we could. There's absolutely no way possible.

18:56So I give you a QR, camera phone, eggs. What do you mean by eggs? And then what language do you want? I'm going down, add, subtract, this dog shit. And then it won't let it go through. And I go, why not, Dana? What's your email? Oh, they want your email and home address, cell phone number. Oh, my God. You don't get my goddamn precious email. You could offer me a 500. I wouldn't. Because now you're going to spam me. I already got an email from them. For years. Hey, David. Great news. We have a new sausage pancake. at the Marriott at the fucking airport. I know. I hate all that information. I just give them a fake number, but I can top you.

19:37I was at a place in Vegas. So they give us this two bedroom suite. My wife's with me. It's just, you know, wall of windows and everything. First of all, we're looking at a construction site. They're building the stadium. Secondarily, there is a sewage smell throughout the suite. Both bad. So the guy comes in. And I spray, I don't know, I spray for you. I'm sorry, you said you had sewage smell? Yeah. So that was not fun. Different stinky in here. It's still going to smell like sewage. I'll be honest with you. We can't get rid of it totally, but we're going to tamp it down. We're going to tamp it down.

20:22You'll have sewage but perfume together. You're happy and sweet. And that was Paula. That was Paula's. Your wife saying that? Yeah. She just got a funny accent. We sprayed it. Did you put perfume? No, we use Raid, Ant, and Roach. It just smells different. But, you know, it's one of those things like you'd go to, I always say, just give me a regular room. You know, sometimes sweets, I hit my elbow. I know. Sometimes they go, here you are. And it's like the sweet from the hangover. And you're like, I don't need nine rooms. I know. And don't leave a comment. First world problems. We understand. It's first world.

20:58I don't know any other world. Sewage smell is all, anyone can relate to that. Yeah, I remember stink. Okay, I think that's all. When Swartzen went on, because Sandler, we all, it's just every night, he has different people. Nick Swartzen, that doofus, and he was on, and we always crack up the whole time, but when I follow him, I always go, oh, Nick Swartzen, everyone. Then I go, oh, why are all the five-year-olds piling out of the stadium? Oh, they just wanted to see Nick? there's only there's only one nick didn't he have an album called who farted or did you yeah and then he and then he would he he has follow-up album was guess what i farted i was the guy that farted the whole time and then he had a third one it's a fart around my house no he is world war fart funniest guys yeah i went on the group chat you should not jump on this group chat unless you're ready because if you bomb you know my trick on the group chat by the way i have to say swartzen is pretty funny i hate those things when i get on i write my joke and then guess what i do dana you press send yeah i do that but then i give it about two seconds then i put a ha ha on it on my own oh it's the party going so someone just looks down and goes oh someone laughed at this one it must be good.

22:23I sent a text to someone the other day. It was a heartfelt kind of thing. And then I was, and they replied back and I, I was going to do a heart on the reply, but I put a heart on my statement. That's the best thing. That's what I'm saying. You do it. You put a ha ha. So everyone goes, Oh, that's a funny joke. And you're like, they don't really take some second to go wait. Spade. Did you laugh at your own joke? I go, fuck yes, I did. Hey, anyone can try this. I was having a quasi just pot, uh, you know, chat back and forth with perfunctory information. Yeah. We went there, we went there and I just started putting ha ha on everything they said.

22:59That's good. And it's just like, yeah, we took a car to the airport. Ha ha. And then the plane was a little bit delayed. Ha ha. And finally, they're like, why are you doing that? I'm scared. Well, people do put LOL when they're nervous and they just go, okay, I'm on my way. LOL. Yep. I'll be there soon. LOL. And you go, or when you go, ha ha ha ha ha and how many when do you stop yeah you know you do like 10 of them ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha um okay so anything else on your end before we get into the hot hot hot stories that will be old are we talking about the taylor swift thing or or no nicole taylor no nicole kidman sorry get him confused oh nicole kidman got a divorce i guess it was a couple days ago even though it just happened i know now that yeah keith keith urban from australia which one's nicole uh no he's uh she's great on the right and she's great on the left no that guy is uh um he's from australia oh i don't like you making all those autos movies with them fellas or bugs me what do you take off take off your knickers in front of that fellas yeah is that offensive no i that's us right they were together they had a long run so we got to applaud that that's how i would you know average two years no joke in hollywood two years one kid in hollywood sad but true oh oh let's look at these comments first comment i mean okay there well there's fucking baby doll there is baby girl i think it's called so this is Nicole is not the only one, but she's probably the queen of middle-aged women, I'll say, that are in really good shape, making highly sexualized movies.

24:48And I just wonder if that bugged her husband. I can't help but be curious. Oh, that's a good angle. That's an S &M thing when she's on all fours drinking milk and meowing like a cat. Does she give any guy, you've seen more things than I have of her, which I do like. She's a great actress. Any BJs in the shower? Yes. In scenes. Yes, absolutely. Yeah. And so I have to set if, oh, I'm Kate Ebbin. And I'm like, what's on the docket today at WEC? She's like, just your basic. We got a couple of car scenes. We got a couple overhead shots with a drone. And the day with a goblin goo in the shower. Come on.

25:28That is hard. Even though you're faking it, I think it's very hard to watch that. Little Lies, where the husband was there in Monterey, and I think Reese Witherspoon was in it. It was a really cool series, but she had a husband who was violent with her, and then she would try to tame him down. So she was doing that activity in a shower. Activity, yeah. As long as you don't do a BJ scene from behind in a shower, I can take it. Every script, they sneak those in, because bless her heart for being a good actress. She's sort of game for anything. She's absolutely great. And it's kind of a, well, if you were in a marriage that was possibly iffy, it's not cheating.

26:13It's the closest thing you can do is like when you get in, you take a movie where it's just like hyperfest. Hypersexual. The thing is, I guess their net worth is 300 million. So you don't have to do that to pay bills. So it is voluntary. he had said that oh I don't mind watching they have sex on a screen with a guy yeah I just I know it's her art form I look at it as a piece of art not her and um yeah apparently that was the idea Nick Swartzen's fourth special is called Fart Form maybe that's what he was going for art form um Nick Swartzen I think he and Sandler signed a deal it's a sci-fi movie called Star Fart and he's an astronaut with a gas problem.

27:02He's an astronaut with a gas problem. Oh. There you go. What? Also, by the way, don't worry, Sandler. It could be a movie. Starfire. It could be a movie. He burns me on those group chats. And the group chats are funny because you get like Conan or someone that used to be on the tour or they've been on a couple days in there. And now everyone starts chirping in like a month later going, why am I hearing about where the car pickup is? Go fuck yourself, you guys. And then we're like, hey, hey, look who it is. So Tim Meadows couldn't get off either. And he's like, guys, get me off this goddamn thing.

27:36We're like, no chance, dude. You're going to hear every breakfast call, every stupid question. It just like everyone's thinking, it becomes like a comedy competition. They're thinking and you're typing really fast to get yours in there. And then you'll look at it like a minute later. There's already 10 more jokes. And you go, my jokes sucked. And then you start feeling bad. So I got out of it. Humiliation. Humiliation But what a blast I don't go back out for a while But I'm going to try it again Okay send some more stories our way Let me see Bad Bunny Oh this will be old But he is announced as the Super Bowl halftime show Which Oh he was a happy Gilmore I know his name I'm not familiar with his music Can somebody Greg or Heather or you tell me His real name is Bad Rabbit.

28:34Is it hip-hop? Is it rap? Is it country? Is it pop? Yeah, what is it? Rap? What would you describe? I don't think it's rap. Is it like Mark Anthony? Look at Greg. Just writes Latin music. What a fucking generic. Oh, Latin kind of. It got a lot. Let's see.

28:59Now look, I did read this. I thought it was funny because a lot of people, you want to have Eminem or you want to have these names. Eminem from 20 or 5 years ago. These funny names. Shabuzi, Bababi, Bababi. Bad Bunny was good, but I did read an article about names he was really seriously considering before he settled on Bad Bunny. One was Cruel Rat, but it had no pop to it. I heard one was

29:29Misbehaving Aardvark Yeah There was another one Good Bunny was there for six months He was Good Bunny And he didn't sell anything First he was just Rabbit, Rabbit Man And Tepid Rabbit Then sort of Shoulder Shrugger Rabbit He didn't know which way to go And then he went back um he did say dana though he was mad about uh the ice situation and he said i'm not doing my tour in america at all this year i will avoid america except for the super bowl no and then he got off the super bowl a week later and so it's that was the only controversy is that he accepted that i don't know his status but trump he is a big trump is out there he might Wait till he's in his second song.

30:25Wait. Okay, go get him. You know, on the Super Bowl stage. 300 million. We'll see him take it away. Yeah, just go get the backup dancers. Yeah, so does he come in here with a green card? Or where's he from? I think he lives here. I think he lives in Miami. He did Happy Gilmore. He played his caddy. And so his buddies are Sandman. I hear he's a nice guy. Sandman, Sandman. Bad Bunny actually is a good name it comes off, you remember it you know, David Spade it's kind of like, what was it? I'll tell you, these NFL games because I play fantasy and stuff I don't love the, I know that all businesses want to be bigger, but now there's so many NFL games forget that they're going to every other channel than the ones I paid for, now they're going to every channel has their own game and you gotta join that that already infuriates me but I don't like international games because maybe not everything has to be worldwide.

31:26I mean, a small thing is you go buy a razor and you go, this place has a good razor. And then you go, oh, that's great. Someone's calling me. And you go, oh, this is great. And then the next time you see the place, they sell everything under the sun. You're like, just do the one thing you do right. But every company has to grow. So football, Berlin, Brazil, Ireland, and they're like at 6 a.m. in the morning. and I don't know when they're on. And you're like, oh, how can I bet on them? I wonder if the coach, when he gives a pep talk, all right, good game, gentlemen. Next week, we're in Dublin. And we got to kick some ass in Dublin.

32:03I mean, it doesn't seem like American football. Also, they're not, they go and they hand out like Steelers, terrible towels, and all these people are like, what team, they don't know what's going on. Half of them don't know. You don't have your fans there. It's not like a home game, so it's not like that. it's just people that they want just fill up the stadium so it looks full and these guys got jet lag and they're like, I mean, come on and then I hear eventually they've run out of cities with stadiums and you guys alright, next week we're going to play south of France we're going to play Provence we're going to be out in the woodsy field let's go, team they go on Bill Gates' boat which does have a football field, luckily right Yeah, I got a football field, guys.

32:48You can get on my boat if you wanted to. It's longer than Jeff Bezos' boat. That would be big. They all have fucking yachts, these billionaires, but I'm not mad. All right, next. This one might get mad, whatever it is. Let's see. Hopefully it's a mad one. Kanye West adds President Trump, his ex-wife Kim and others to his betrayal list as he reveals he is in oh people who no oh his own kid isn't no person can fix LeBron James oh these are the people that no person can fix oh my god am I on this hold on I'm fixable Harriet Tubman Harriet Tubman she's been in the stars for curious george now that's why who made this up this is this ai and it says just adolf at the end i think i know who he means who's james murray i'd like to be like a regular dude they got on here his doorman kid cuddy king vaughn uh pusha is that pusha t heather i don't know Northwest is his daughter, right?

34:02Thai dollar sign. Why isn't my name David? If my name Spade had a dollar sign in 7S, I swear to God, I think it would help things. Adolf. We definitely need nicknames. Adolf is what? Adolf, just Adolf. Yeah, Adolf, just Adolf, we know. He goes like this, Adolf. You know what to do. Uh-oh, it's not Jason Stratham again, is it? No, that's Eric the Midget on Stern. and he was trying to put a hit out on someone once. And he goes, they go, what are you talking about? This guy backed out of a deal. And he goes, they record him going, take care of it. And he goes, take care of what? And he goes, you know what to do.

34:40And everyone goes, are you trying to kill someone? Jesus. Look at my hair is glowing from behind again, Dana. Do you see that shit? I know. What is that? We got high marks on it last time. This is Heather's concoction. They like this little feather thing back there? Because it looks like you have a little, like you're like an angel. Because I was having orbs floating around and we're fixing the lighting here. I don't know. I like the black background though. Oh, it's black. All right. Oh. Okay. Next story. Yeah, they're rushing us right along. Gaming giant EA Sports sold to Saudi based investment group.

35:1755 billion. What is it? Made of leather? The guy wanted to buy it. And then he had started hanging out with, uh, kushner oh jared kushner's involved yeah they kind of put this together that's i will say saudi arabia is sort of running the table lately they've got tom brady out of retirement they're just normalizing saudi arabia he's playing flag football they pay him up the fucking ass all the comics went over there and it's hard to even get mad or go oh i've been paid because then there's another one two days later then there's the boxing match i went too. I guess I'm guilty. And it's the same guy involved in all those.

36:00I don't know about this one, but Saudi Arabia's public. They have unlimited money. I mean, that's the way. Yeah, that's the thing. You can always outbid. No one can compete with them. No one gives a shit. They're like money, money, money. Luckily, I hate money. Gervitz wants you to love money. Dana likes money. I guess you don't like money. You don't like work. Saudi Arabia. I guess you don't want to work. You don't work there because I guess you don't like money. These guys like money. take you to go to Saudi Arabia to do stand-up. You have five seconds. If Tom Brady says I'll run a few patterns with you before, I just go there for free.

36:35They got Tom Brady's gonna play flag football? Is that it? Is that what they got him to do? I think it's tied in with fanatics and stuff, but I think they don't say, but I'm sure whatever you say, he'll go higher more than you think. Since we are global, I'm just gonna make a quick, you know, hey, Saudi Arabia, Dana Carvey from Saturday Night Live and stuff. Will you go? I would love to go there with David's Bay. We co-headlined in the desert. I'm sure we could do 60 ,000. Anyway, just call me, Saudi Arabia. The one I was going to do was a 4 ,500-seater. I think that's where they put a lot of people that come over there.

37:15But I don't think my thing was a part of the festival. It was about two months ago. just to get you to do a one-nighter in saudi arabia yeah just to go to a gig that's a haul unless they pay you i think they're very nor it was more than i get it for sure but i think it's more like um they want to just normalize everyone going there and everyone doing business there so they're doing more and more and more stuff and people will just just get numb to it of course i mean if you're have a problem with them or not it just sort of all washes away yeah you get your fighter, you might get 10 million America and there you get 100 million and I don't know if they pay the tax.